i pungent paragraphs. It's a piy thiit tlio dwlts fnn't b allowed tho woman'- privilege o cliiintfiiij? hirt mind. Porhttpsi if he wore he tnii,"'1' lwaaibly make it swap for one thut was ocrasionuliy Rood for omt tiling. Journal of Education. The reason why so ninny old families dieo'it tnl)ocnusi'lho younjror ones have not 1hj wiixo enough tu swarm. They want to May toother and live on each other until i!i-y all starve. .V. 0. ISea- yuili. Shu "Ralph, why did yon ttead me u littlo rod tlajr to-day'." Kulph (a reji.vted ai.J dejeeted suitor)"! K you will wet'.r it u.i u nljfii'il of dunj,"c Von kiio. J would not liko to see the other fellows siilTer us I do now." Lift: "Voiin? nmn," ho naid. solemnly, what would you think if I thould put an enemy into my mouth to steal uway n-y bmiiiH?" "1 would (hie) think, sir," hie.)iiiriied tho young man. t'.iiit yo.t wero grnin to nn uunjce tary expense." .V. J'. Sun. Willi fjOI.0'10 reprosontod in a bin;;!o dotf show thin country ha no rea-on to be discouraged. Twenty years from now wo shall be worth many mill, ions in do.s. though wo may iossib!y Io-hj u few sheep. Louiscillu Courier Journal. A'i article is onz tho rounds ol the papers headed: "How to S?leet u Wife." Its rules aro very seientilic mid int'.M't stiny, but when a young man falls in ioi'o ho doesn't ponder over rules. Ho just shuts both his eyes tijjht and crabs fruntionUy in tho dark. Soiurrrillt: Journal. Prospective son-in-law "Modorn ciwtoin justilies mo in asking you how tnaeii you aro ijoinj; to pi ve your dauh in e;:su' wo marry?" Prospective fvJior-in-luw "Yes, and modern cus tom jusii.'ies iifo in askinj,' you how iiiiiuy of your debts you expect to pay with my money." Texas Siflimjs. Mrs. Chilaley " I seo statistics thow that forty-flve per cent, of malo ..iiiiin AWiiro uumarried." Mr. Chils l,.y 'Which shows how many men prefer the penitentiary to matrimony." And tho ensuing silenco was so deep tiici. Mm. Chilsley coutd hear herself rcMoct. " Pto-k. Is it becoming tome?" sho asked, s she ppi-aded in tho eostumo of one h-.indred year ago before her husband. "Ves, my de:u" said ho, meekly. "Don't you wish I could dress in this fashion always?" "No, my dear; but 1 wish," he uJded musingly, "you had lived when that was tho stylo." J.ighlning-rod agent (to boy): "Is that your father 'lying there in the shade, sonuy?" Boy "No, sir; pa's away, an' mo and ma is the only ones at home; that's a dead book agent. D'ye want to sell ma any thing?" "Thunder, no!" said tho lightning-rod man. The day will come in this country when tho man who carries a cane under his arm and the man who car li6 a:i umbrella ou his shoulder, will be taken out and hit with a squash, and hit hard enough to kill. Then the woman with tho baby curt wants to look out. Detroit Free I'm. Long-haired Stranger. -"My friend, don't you believe in the grand old maxim that 'Honesty is the best policy?' Citizen "Well, I didn't use to, sir; but now that I have accumulated a snug fortune and retired from business, I'm beginning to think there's some thing i:i it. An honest man, stra.iger, is a very noble work indeed." Time. According to the Republican, a Springfield market man sent an ordor to a farmer in a neighboring town for some chickens, but neglected to state whether the fowls should bo shipped alive or dressed. Not being "up" on current literature, he was rather sur prised to receive a postal tho next day, on which was written: "Tho quick or the dead?" "Why, Pilbeck," said Singleman toafrion'fl in a restaurant, ' I thought you went to housekeeping n week ago. and now I find you here taking your moiils?" "Ves," said '.'.ilbei k. garnish ing u fried oyster with ketchup, "two davs after we commenced housekeep ing our cook was taken sick, and my wifehas been filling her place, and you know she took lessons at a cooking school. "Drake's Mcjn ::ic. Toilet Recipes of Anciont Egypt. Curious hair retypes occur on some of tlio papyri, some of which are very absurd. 6no to prevent the hair from turning gray directs that a salve should be made from the blood of a black calf cooked in oil; in another that of u black bull is preferred for tho same object. Evidently the color of the animal was to pass through tho salve into tho hair. In another place we read V the tooth of a donkey dipped in honey being used for really strengthening the hair; and the ingredients for an ingenious compound are given for injuring tlio hair of a rival, and the counter-remedy to be used by those who think their hair-oil has been tampered with by a suspicious friend. Cakes of some com position w hich absorbed oil wero al ways placed on tho heads of the guests at least, and from them the oil grad ually trickled down through the hair. A most disagreeable practice this may seem to us, but to them it appears to have given great pleasure; and with the Egyptians as well as with the Ilebrews, oil was symbolical of Joy and gladness. Uouge and other coloring substances were used by women of Egypt to cn'innee, as they thought, their beauty; the eyes had often a green line under thorn; the la.-he aiid eye brows wore jH'n-iled in bla"k; a.id, as in modern Eypt. the nails wore always staineJ r-'d with a preparation from the heuaa jaat. H'vinaik H'vrlJ. f.oo Cabins are fnt Indent of style as faaliam-' able "esulcnce. Loi L'nliitu will, however, nlwnyi have' a place in Auicriinu his-! tory, u they tvero the must' prominent feature of 'our country's early vial lift-, j The pioneer were utionir, I Kl TIP r , niKtred, healthy. Warner s IRt nl)in C.iiti ( nnd l oinuiiiitInn llenieiiy Ua r. product on of one i f the Id tone r- otsmiil herlir iiiedic, wh eh kept tlicm . well. KveryUidy i.r;iic "Tipieiunoe ' as' A stonmch ionic, A French eniflio-er ha eonferre.l Unwind w'",r- aaeeriaineil w .ie for anil on all i-iayera of at-itiKiHl iiuurumvu by In-' I'reventlve of inaUnal difeaea. chrome bull vciitiuu a iku m hit It will cot tv : Ki'sl'.m. liver imiuiiI.iuiI anil coiuliuatioii. ; ilni k the (fruwOi of rlieumati-m aiel neurnl- vrktt. ri i . i f n , t. Ki'i. is a peei'h'iw inviir.iiMiil and usefuliliurelio. .. .... M,r..,i , eiaiii, i.ioii 111 r.nti-. lantl, Iliaicon of Ciiinu, Cro. rif S iLzer-i land, Rauner of l'erslll. Crvdorlit of EkVIU. Double ICan'o of ItiiBMih, SUrof Chili, Ihe ! Circle of Japan. Uirp of Erin. ToKet thes-e bur a b"X cf tl the creiiulnn1 UH. U All LA.NKS t. KI.K11HAT D 1.1VKK ; fiun, price 2 rents, and nmil u this out-1 side wrapper with your address, p'ainly written, and 4 cenU in stanitw. We will taen mail ou thd aiiove list with an elf pant package of oieogrnphlc and chro-' nialic cnnls. j Fi.Ei'iNi; riRos., PiTTsnnto, Pa. ! Study jiediKrees and tiewara of bir"' onen. ! Kine-lenthb ol th'- blunder made in brueding are made by breeding to interior stock. Don't hawk, and blow, and ajiit, but use Dr. J Satcc a Catarrh iU'incdy. Theodore Tilton ia livlnu- la a remote quarter of I'aruiubyiiouii-AuaaillueutclivuiuMui.cca. 1-i.astkks me is at external remedy nuow n. A Wonderful Kood and Strdlclne, - Kni.wn and uneil by ptivxiciane all over the Oivf horses eltun, suli-tuniial fowl. to pre world. Mrott'M ifiuuiNion not only irlves fnt that you HOilld bo yiUliiig lo Usto it flesh and sticnxtli by iiiue of its ow.i ntitri-1 jourself. Iiuus prorer'lec. but creates an appetite furl ... food that builds tii Iho vaslid body. "Ihave, 1OI .Nb (ilKL H OHI 1-r been uin Scott's Kmulsion lor aev ml yeur. I at aeclnit her chaitiK of face and foiui ilennrt- and am nlea-d with I aclion. My naiienia aay 11 is pieaaaiu anu uaiatauix, aim an xrtnv e'roiir r and gain rteli from the usu of it, I use tl in all cast of SVaminx liiaeaaea, and it is upccially useful for bildren when nutrient mwlii atioi, u uecibil, u in AlaraMntis." T. V. I'Ikkck, M.U, Kiiomville. Ala. The Princess of Vnlea and her daughter anmutimes sinK to the in mutes of Loudon hos pitals. ltKTTKIl THAN A HKItO. "What a coward t'ltit .Major Bmilh In," Sflld Jones lo Kobin-on, "why. the very sight of nun powder would make him ill. How did he ever inanagu 10 lie. tii' kii ulln'c in the aiiiivT' "Don'l nay anything against Smith," answered ItobinaoR, "be ouce sinoil my life." "Saved your life'. Nonsense, imooa-ilile! Whatdoyou mean'l "I mean that 1 was in the Hist Muges of conMiniplien; I was lo-lng stienglh uud i luiiiv iivitv tinv with the ternble ( isi'iise. wlien Smiih iirtvlaiil me lo tnke Dr. Tierce's (ioldeii 1 Medleal Discovery. 1 jiud tried all kinds of 1 nn iliciin without hik'ccw. and my physicinn had givi n me no hope: .Net hero lam. as well as ever a man was. and 1 owe my life U Miniili, and to the wonderful remedy he recom mended." Thebnttloof Iluppa Vista was fottghr and won by General luj lor 011 Wash ngton a birth day. 1I7. ' WIT AND WISDTOM. Two heads may bo belter than one, but not in ono family. Button Courier. Every medal has its reverse, and svery meddler is sure to meet with ono. It does not tjiko an imaginary evil long to become a real oixe.--l'hiladel- hin Call. The fortuno-teller is apt to find in her old tiga some of her palmiest days. Du'.uth Paraijraphcr. Men will work harder for a day's pleasure than they will for a week's mrr,,.VhiluMi)hia Inquirer. - Reflect upon your present blessings, nf w hich every mun has many, not on vour past misfortunes, of which all men have some. Dickens. - Occasion may bo tho bujrlo-oall that iiinuums an army to buttle, but. the last of a bugle can never make soldiers ur win victories. Garfield. When did a child ever look ugly i its mother? And larks, doubtless, ;Y.!:k their foatherless, discolored, yellow-mantled squabs more beautiful than full-crown humming-birds. Ono rich man wears poor clothes because ho is rich and can do anything, ivhilo a poor man wears fine clothes be cause he is poor and wants to create the impression that bo is not. Let no ono suppose that by acting a good part through life ho will eseiipe scandal. There will be those even who hate him for the very qualities that ought to procure him esteem. One of the most unhappy men In the world is ho who, instead of measuring his strength against his work, is always measuring it against tho strength of other men. Christian Union. Ho who gives good advico builds with one hand: he who gives good coun cil and example, builds with both; but ho who gives good admonition and bad example, builds with one bund und pulls down with tho other. Bacon. If there is anything that will bring a young man down with his noso to tho grindstone of common sense it is w boo his best girl pinning a fifty-cent bou quet, which ho had presented her, in tlio j coat 01 a uuuo nuiniier. i-ummw nu vanec. Where there are no men, show thy self a man, runs the old rabbinical say ing. If it is a vain, babbling crowd that encircles you, a crowd without dignity, and grace and culture, and abiding faith, let them perceive, not through the conscious exhibition of irondv Qualities, which would display your conceit, not your character, but through1 the unconscious beauty, purity and simplicity of your life, as effortless as the shining sun at dawn, that your nnnle is worthy Cf imitation. JewUh 1 ex llttscnger, Bl'.tDAdir.s, Which are of retrular or frequent occurrence. snrl7alwA, ca n,e nntTf "the ditpirtive orKana. either temporal y Sr habitual, like constlpaiion. Nothma more efficacious than HAMBURG Fins Can be found to reflate this rleranirernef t. Hatnbunr iirs are preireu In loMte fonm and are deliKhlful to th- taste, it ii I n.U therefore, necessary W t-ke nuu-eou. me.'' XiZ wlen you can obtain the compris d llHOibiirs t lk'. Where one tr i the ur re ""ea uUhold reiuedy. Sold by dramruta at cents a bov. . c- .nH nervous di.eaea rene -I,. Duiuar 1's'l.ife Kaaenreii the I".' remedy. ii..ri-.is nf mi ot pa' lv-is liar' b. p r,! i ov tim.'ly use of thia A til.JS" leu I OP )n wruca. . ,. - .111.1 i. ii,- ....i am siirnn'd at to r - ''' . . . .- -n.l f. ..iMr'II P ii A I r ui'fii in i- ' . - i in ., n.i.i:a. rtaih.' rnte. ll-Jv a i A icxhI draft horse it the ms' valuable of nil h.ir'i s. 1, you have such a horse keep liim ml take career linn. V It l l KN I C Ki ritVl'KNCKl tn meaU't.llon. u In auirlit tUv. pru.Vnre ! i h iUUt bo our (fill. it". Yet lh.u:ui:! imI it 10 I ho wind, luerv new noHtruin Hud its pat-! runs, the lueilic! eiiplri, of eiery lclo eln.il ' live th ir kuIK Kvtty elmiiKe in llie eumut of hunibUK t run neewtiiilly -for a tiino at . leant iIih i.uiix lH.iiuiurnii.lud by the credit-, li.u. la hpiy co:iliat lo ll tinny adv. r-1 used Iniposiures nl the day n.nds ti.wteiter'n Stjiiiiii'h Hitter, now In it liur.l (Pride of )Huilur;ly, anurureil and nHotniiiendert by jihynieiatia, tmUirel by the j.r.'ss of many lamia. noiiL-lii ntiil iiric tl by invalid every .Nervous oeoiile benent by H. i I bin milt..r nf vm,nv ,.!! aa mrrrv I to iroerly mate linnwa Ibiil have to work ule ' by tude tliMiuth (lie mMki ol iiura work Qur- iug the Bprinij and tuiiinier. ! lMlTATOItS AMI niTOSTOKS. I The tMicqnal Hurrvs of Ai.i.iih k's Kok-! ots 1'l.AsrtKs as tin external remedy has imulaU'd uuscntp lions purl iis tj pntj foith 1 11 1 i atiom which they endeavor to' II on the reputation cf Allcock . It it an alwmdity to apt ak of theta In the aauie 1 cat. K"rj at the p'liuine and nrikinal pt r-j oils plaater. llieir pre:eim:olis are uu : fotindid, ll-.e'r vaunti d merit litmupported liy liu'ia, their ailijtrd Htipirini iiy In or I equal tj with Allnx k'a fa ' pnt' iice. ! Tlio ,blri medical piuc iiloneu and clii'iuUU ulidlltiiUMUKlsnf Kr Ui'fu! pitlenls ! unite in ileiiannn Al.l.coiKS rmtoLS inn, and 'ur h Kith iniieri;el by lum iioual irrciruUritieii, at heretltieul ihtiikI of life. n turned 10 joy and K'uHlude after a brief self, treatment with Dr. Tierces Favorite l'reacrip tiun. I', puritli dai'denriclieii her blood, Kivve a heulthy avlivity lo the kidneyf, tilnina.!', bowels, and other oivana, and her rrtuni to nibunt health auetdily followed. It Utheonly medaine for woiueti. Hold by dniKiflsts, undr 11 iituitirr uuuninl'f from the manuiacturera, thai 11 will (five satisfaction in eiery case, or money will be refunded. This Kitarantee has be. 11 printed on tic) bottle wrappur, and faithfully carried out for niuiiy years. To reprove small faults with undue vehemence is as absurd as if a man should take a great hammer because he saw a fly on a friend's .forehead. An Article of Tine Merlt.-',bwn' Hntm-liiut Tnu-lut" an, the most noliulur artlilc in tbli country or Kuraiie for Throat DiMnutea ami Coughs, and this popularity la based upon real menu i omy m uxi. J. II. riMH. A-Hayer and Analytical Client iMt. Laboratory. 104 Ursl sU, Portland. Ur. Anal) sea made of all jubt tanoea. Tht Gkhmka tor breakfast. 13kauTy bkiri&Scalp FEISTCPiEO CllTICUr NOTHING Id KNOWN TO KCIKNCK AT all comparable to the Ccticcha Kkmkdii In iheir marvellous ptoportieo of c.leaiiainij, purifying and beautifying (he skin Mid in curing torturing, disfiguring, itching, sckly and pimply diseases of thuekiu, scalp and blood, with lues of hair. Cutici'Ba, the great Bkin Ccrk, and Cm cuk.v 'OaI" an oq,tdsite bkin lleautiner, pre pared from it, externally, and Uuticuha 1(k milvbnt. the new Wood Puririer, IntermJIy. cure every form of skin and blood disease, Irom pimple lo scrofula, Soldevery where. Trice: CiticVRA. SOc: Hk aoi.VKNT, H: fciOAf, 5c. Pn:paiiHl by the IW lk.K DllCU AVI) t'UKMICAt, Co., HllhTON, MS8. Send 'fir - How in Cure Skin I)UaeA." t' riini'les, blaekheada, rliapied and oily r skin pri'vnt"d by'CTtct'iiA HoAl". 'l'. J null Action, Tnins and Weuknessea in stiinily relieved by the Lcticcka Anti kais Tlahtbr, U10 only pain killing fluUv Vr Hi SPllHEY p Dr. Spinney 4 Co.pffiSStt NrnunilS DoDlllty, Loss of Vlpor, Pcmlnal E.n f WWO Lomm, Wenk Mnni.rT, lieupou doner, io due tocxoeiseaor abuse, cur.J. VnilMr1 MCU stilfertntr from the effeets I l-fotyuic.l.fiitfi.llleiiiii ih.ln- aretfnn ahonld avail themM'ivoil of our trentlnetit. A K,mtiveeiireuarHnli'',d In every dine. Hy;ihilln, j Urlnnrr and Vi'tivreal Diwjv all uuualural dia ! chargiw. promptljr aud lately t urea. 1 MIDDLE-ACED MENJK?: mie of Kldnem or Blafliler. Weak Hack, Nervous 1 lh'billiK, Wrivtmg of N'xiiuf blxeugth, etc"cunid 1 and rentored to tiealt hy vigur. N. ll. Person" unalils tu visit xil may he treated at their homes, by eorresnonili'nrs. Ali'dlniiirs bin1 jrstruetions sent by niailorexi'ress. ll"UNultutiut Krue, Bcnd4cenU itis'Qmptfur 'iho Tuiing Mau'i It 1 loud or l ulilu lo Vi auJoek. WELL DRILLS FOR EVERY PURPOSE. Sold on Trial ! liiTwlmnt nall nroll ts nits. Sfini vk: f'.r msliln' Allh full pirtli:ulan. Jliui- rje llMmiraicn l sial ifiia ilai'luri-u by .i.i .l In tuna iO ears. K1 "l If by ilitnste. .No wood to split, brrai, iell, ihrink, crack, 'inv, or wear out ; we ipurantee it Klo an't RuM-wtiod tacs, S t.run . dnuUe rewiatlriK a.1ion; ni.rt tvury keys; th Kate ) A.NTHKl.lj. C.llarvrite tel UaUioirue, tn-c. T. M. 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I .viiis iigtoa, Vt Cr la I f I TO t 1AT.J ' i,(lntrulMd XI W i fl sMMBukiar H V Clnolnal? t Am , 5 t TU 0I.DF.ET MEDICINE In th WOr.LDT" j Ii Trobablf Dr. Iiaac Tkaupton'l U ; JELEDRATED EYE WATElll .t U wtir '0 ( ft e.ift-fully prrtmj 0.jr J'a'm pr j in 'urn, ftiiii r htvn tn ivnnii.l tiM ( .( urn, " 't'lUTf. : I tiumltloUiHltni uiiny rtii-T tur tUI.4 Ittft t4't Ufli MtJJl,(Ml UiU) II iilUik , iti '.( UiU rtMn Ufr n-iuiit!) Ii,' .-rin:i if tl U K . etir f.,il. wv4 II will iirvi r f..ll Wo j.-fu U' t Ihiltr thf Mt-ll"0 rf t.iuuiia u- lu lueil To A a Par. Ramiilet worth Fltl'.F. I.im-a 11.1t tin l.-r ttiA Ii.in.s (rT ' Wi It,, lint w siLHa SArsrt ltm IIiildkh 1 1. 1I.1 1 r 31 Ii h V P V. 1J. Vo "!,: W. V V V,. n ekaens mn' -r 11 iLi.r i ti.t w kw war OCR TRAD15 MARK Fnrsvra-It Is Impor tant that th Soda or Raleratu yon nseshonlA b Will la and I'm (am a all similar siilnrtunee radforfood. Toln.ur obtaining only tli"Arm A Hammer" brand Hoila or Salorat ia, b ay It In pound or h'f ponnd" eartooni whli h bearonr Bams and trail-mark, as inferior kothIs an tn miubatllutnt filh "Arm k liaintnsr'' brsad vhsn bouiiht In bulk. Parties u.lng Daklng Powder thould remnm bar that It tola rising property eonstit of bl earbonat of smla. On teaspoon ful of th "Arm H lismmsr" brand of Soda or Halcrato mlisd with lonr milk aoual ON EVERT Packed in Card Board Boxes. Always keeps Soft L;.s b b a 2 TDB COW 11BAND. TO x DELICIOUS BISCUITS or WH0LES0:.I5 DREAD USE 8WIGIIT'S COV'BRAIIO SGDfrSAlESATUS. ABSOLUTELY PURE. ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL WEIGHT. B anr that thtr It pli tura of a on your parkac and Jon will lisv th bet Soda uu. Tlllt COW DRAKP. O! YES, YES! CERTAINLY! A alnKed cat dreada ttie ftie. I plead Kullty. I am selling it "netv laii!ed" machine LOOK AT IT-AIN'T IT A DAISY? .i'';i'':''i-'--' 1 v. ' . '. -i..i7 THE ''ADVA1TCE" THEESHEE8 AND ENGINES I irtiarantee the .w-Firled Advuuee Keparntor to be the heal trtiln auvliiff, fast eat Tires! Br and most .durable Heparator ever inuile. Hut, remember. It is not an e perl menlnl machine, as the Old Koay niaelilnes are. You are wi II aware of the time lost Itliat yii have lo tiay for) in epcrluieiitiiiir with Old Vny niaehlnes. 1 lie New tansjled Threaber lends) iho v-sy. The ifrowliiiir led klekluK of Mie Old KoRy aceiita is only eiualed bv the rnoiujt of trrain kicked out In the slrnw by tlio O d t'oity nia. hl.ies. W ctiu-se, if you With a cheap maehlne. Old Foiflea will supply you at your ovvu priie; but tl.elr maehliie are dar at any prli. Vou camiol ullord to buy a thresher without aa:niniinf the Alll AMh, 1 10 not be talkeil Into buyinit a machine beiauaell is cheap eud Old a-'ni InI,. Afk the Old .. .... ....,1. if i,...v will M. I hi h-iIh the new -fanarled nisi blue and In yon e hli li I the experimental inai'hlna. and aold on its mental. 1 liave never yet hail lo ct.ll on any court to help decide the merit of tho nt w-Iitiili-d machine, i'lease cxat..ine the court records in ref-en-n-etotheOld P'OKle'n idan. Nianv yeni hKO a man built a new-fangled maehlne, called a un' enKine. Old rRlei then, aa row, touil laek and said th.y would rwl the eouiitr). Oo ion not want to he mined In the snnis wa) I Remember, tbe new Tangled machine is it all eperlmen(lii. while Old Koaj mtclilne are bein e penintiited wltb all the time, and at yonr e-ue. Do not fool wilh ineui any lonicur, whiia r,UrmKr'tl?efnnt - "rlU entirely. Re- mnrnber, your wholn drpenilenoi. is u)ki your crop prixweds, and If you allow Old logy nia ehlnes to wante yonr rralo. you arejun that much out of pwkoL To !';,;, tin . sen that the party that due your threshitiK pnatire a ew-ranIed AO VA K 1 nreaner, as ihey are eonstruofd s as lo wive your a-ralo, and have a belter rword thin any old-foKf machine. Write lor fti'ther partleulsrs. I m prepared to prove all my tatenienta-L e.. The AOVAK4 K tnnrhfne will do more and better work Ihao any other. I hereby ehnl lnie any old fowy aaent t nnmei A ran where the AIV AV K niarhlre bnM failed to do sut repreaented alnt e lie latredurtloa n thla t'oant. tahow np or nhnt uii. It'iiietnber that old fiary agents saying tlio contrary doe not make It to. It will pay you to taTa&H te"lf WOODBI ItV I'OHKH, A number of manu- fanturer make tie m onaroyalty but I do not know of any Imitation", but am lwsys in clined lo look out for those that talk of imitations. 1 aleo ileal in Laundry nnd Marine) Machinery, farm. Church and Hchool Hells. Oenerid M hlnery, hUt Oilers, Onne ..My Valve. Mille Hninpa, Hancock Inspirators, I'ark ft Kinii.uy lnkatora. Acme and Aili'stor Wrenches, lllacksinith IJr.lls. Hell H.aUn Hath Till-, the Wesilntfhouse htuftni. ee the prices: pilot-seen vh-tls, trt; Traction. llttTi: 14 honas Tract.on 1 . fwis I diMvmnt lor ca-h. (i. neral Agout for Colburn's ly uum and Iaiutp for illeetrle I.iblutf-4 Its tO I Ik ht a. THE RAWSON LIGHT RUNNING REAPERS AND MOWERS. THE UBDGP.EH CHEMICAL FIRE ENGINES Your vlll'4(eiiint no without tine. You must hae no fur your null. YoucanLOt aiTijd to be wliiioul a small one in your house. Kur partleuUrs, ad lress I. T. WRICHT. Foot of Morrison Street. Portland, Oregon. rS " X , ""w Ifwui the Chmpest VVV Portluiil, Oreiton. I' I'll , 1 1 1 : . 1 1 . 1 , In.-, I. ,ll llllll lll tloll, elilll IKne.l I'-lilit lllnll.i'i.iv. liii: iHiimlurlly. tmlnrss, 1 r.rr(inj, (urns 1 10011111 Ptnm imhlp Ort-i't-,11 nit. riiuilfiux ailuii'leil at any 'line. I hih-li'-j i S'i'1 t'i 'tiiuMs of miiiii Mishlp ent flee. J. A. HkSt (,S. '. A. I . AlUMiMKNU.t'rlB. C1PINWAY HHA!'!!. Ps' OILIIltlrt I, jm lf 1,llt,.,r Jtni.u rUena; rhirtlHtl 'h;tatit. Iiti'l toitruiuiifs Ijksr. Iivll of Hhwl Miv'o sii.t Kot :AUd, nu-.ruili, ' Kutein Fil.. AiAlTMlAS viHAV '"I, M fo.l MlnM. baa Vraurlvs fjtwe CJJRE SUV fonrlsMpnonntlaof th bettbaktuf t'owder.tav Itm twsnty Mm Its eott, tsiHide betnf mui-b healtblrr, becaui It d j not een lain any Injurious ubtlanos, Such s alnm, terraalba to., of which many Bak ing l'owdur rw mad. Dairy mm and Fartnsr thould nsonlylh"Ana lUratusr" brand for cleaning and keeping Hilk l'an bwt aai Clean. ClAOntia. Bee that very pound pckt ef Arm and llammtr Brand" contain fall It ounors net, and the i pound paekafiyWI 15 tttfv-j, est. Hod or RalerktS Saras aa pe fitd on well paoksg. rACKAOE. MAKE DWICHfS7 ;