CITY GUARD, J. JL1 ESTABLISHED FOR THE DISSESMTIM OP OEMIU'RATIC PRIWIPLSS, ASD TO EARS AN HONEST LIVING BV TIIE SWEAT OP OCR BROW. EUGENE CITY, Oil, SATURDAY. OCTOBER 21). 1H87. i)L. 20. NO, 10. Jltc (L-ugcnc (Tittt ftuard. I. L. CAMTBCLL, IMihliwIit'r ant Pioiuietor. ((r''lCE -On the East side i Willamette ir.-ct. between ncvertti ami r.t.;lil!i Mrccts. vi:iiMs or sunsckiption. i t-r Hiiii imi . . . S,x Months. '; hree iiiit!- . OVH 0X1. KATliH Or ADVK11TIS1NG dvertiseiiiciits inserted im follow: iii.-nniire. ten lines or less one: insertion $3 .u:h subneiiuont insertion i 1. 'a-ii required '"'Hine advertiser will lie charged at the fol t..UMii.r rates: line wiiiure three months 00 (hie square six month " i)in'8in" yur tH) Transput notices in local column, 20 cents per line tor eatli insertion. Advertising bill will be ren.Icre.l quarterly. All job wmk must lie paiii ion on hki.ivuhy, L. BILYEU, -Attorney and Counsellor at Law, - KUGENE CITY", OREGON. nllACTICKS IN ALLTHE COUKTS OK tlii State. Will give special attentiou t i collection ami probate matters. OrKU'K--Over Hun Irick k Kakin's bank. CEO. B. D0RR1S, Attorney and Coiuisellor-at-Law, riA. PRACTICE IX TIIE COURTS V of the Second .luilicial District and in he Supremo Court (if thin State. Sa.ciid attention given l, collections and palters in probate Washburne & Woodcock AttoirncyM-nt-Lsiw, rttJCENE CITY, - - - OREGON OFFICE At the Court House. jy8m3 am. a. nonius. H. W. CONDON. CONDON & DORMS Attopiicys-at-Lau-, EUGENE CITY, - - - OREGON Omi'E Over Rnbins.m& Church's hardware store. GEO. M. MILLER, ittorny and Ccunsallor-at-Law, and Real Estate Agent. i EUGENE CITY, - OUl.GO.V unic formerly o'-cupied by Thompson i I'ean. J. E. FENTOX, ' Attoriiey-at-Latv. EUGENE CITY OKEGON. Special attention given to Keal Estato Frac ice and AUtr.tcU of Title. Okficb Over Grange Store. T. Y. KAURIS, M. D. Physician and Surgeon. OFFICE Wilkin's Drug Store. llvnideuce on Fifth street, where Dr Shelton ormerly resided. DR. JOSEPH V. GILL, i IAN BE FOUND AT HIS OFFICE or res V'idence when uot (irofessioually engaged, liesidence on Eighth ftreet, opposite Fresby enim Church. J.J. WALTON, Jr., ATTOBN KY-AT-LAW, EUGENE CITY, OREGON. TILL PRACTICE IN ALL THE M Courts of the State. Siecial attention given to real estate, col ectini;, and probata mattem. Collecting all kimls of claims a-auist the United States Govcriiineut. Office in Walton's brick-rooms 7 and 8. B. F. DORRIS, INSURANCE AND REAL ESTATE AGENT. I HAVE SOME VERY DESIRAIlLE Farms, Improved and Unimproved 1"'U projierty fur sale, on eay terms. Property Sented and Ec-nts Collected. The Insurance Companies I represent are ini'ins; the Oldest and most Reliable, and in the Prompt andEyt'lTABT.!; adjustiueiit of their losses Stand Skcond to None. V share of your patronni,'e is s'licitel. Office up stairs, over the Grange Store. B. F. DOKRIS. J. DAVIS ; Merchant Tailor, j TTAS OPKVF.f) A SHOP OX NINTH i ,tZ ; in his line. g A Ur,(. ftiiclc of Fine Cloth on hand f- ' z::r::rl; u Uin9 of Ijtlirt 'l.sk. i ; .rUpairint and clennmi; done pruinl'tly. Sut- l-facti"n (,'iiarnntenl. Eugene, No. 0, ISSii. tf i: Bit it mm SF ! v.( OUli MG STOCK lKr,?W( VKfe'-J OF ! ,W A'. V'3. 'V' -is TA JUl W W HQ V AJLiU IPKiFraiilis! GOODS. At, TT i rii -. i - n, ii iii 'I'liiv v w Suits Made to Order, No TROUBLE to J. W. CIIE1UIY, Solo Agents for T n im ii ii imnii i wiim wi w mum ihwiim.mmjlii j '-" v i 7i Koii THE JUSTLY CELFIiRATED -GOLD AND SiLVER SHiRTS. Wu are ami can sell or wear, tiicaper Than NEW GOODS. A FIXE ASSORTMENT OF BEAUTIFUL DRESS G0008ii From the Cheapest to the Best at prices according to quality. A LA R(JE Of S and From the Cheapest to the be suited either as to Our assortment is Complete, the Finest; can suit you if you give us a call. OUR STOCK is CfFaTsJi, "Sew mid Stylish.,! Look us or; if d, not Mv. y,u to you lo v. a full line of ash . Is: See our remarkably complete and t-leiiant m w nt.ick at the W'LOWKST PBIC !v r i'ni,'nt?'rM Fits Guanuiteed. SHOW Goods. Waltoirs Brick. Eugcnr. C:ty, still at the old reliable "Grange Store," Vfft ell you aiiythui:,' that you want to eat the Clieapi'st. IVY. STOCK OF Best. All parties can Price or Quality. from the lowest V rice up to ..,.,v, -v. .ii inakH s'lin one f j groceries.-- Ii I) TTT"W J U a 1 il An Absoluto Cure The ORIGINAL AIUETINE OINTMENT is only put up in lar . two minco tin b ixes, and is an absulute cui) for old sores, burns womi.is, itmii d linn Is and all slii'.i i-rnp-lions. Will posiiivclv cure all kiniUof piles A-V for Hi.. ORIGINAL Abll.TINI'. OINT. SIENT. Sold by all dm .;i;ils at '.'". cents p. r box ! y iniiil "H c uts what Is It: Th .i pui.hic. s thai lLiiutilul!y m.(i clii--ph xi. u and h ave no traces of its i.pli. a ti..:i . r injur.ii:H i V. 1 1?. ? Tic i.i:: w. r, V is l;..li.'!',!!'f iH-c.mi lilies all this, iii.d oiliii . d by l.i.Rcs ot t.i-.t.' nti.l ;cliiu to be tin- mo ,1: lihtful toiht ar;i"!e iirod'.i.'. d. VViiriautid liai m!i--s and uss. i M, Wi'.kius, aj;-id, l'uijto Delays ara Dangerous. You iy, w.-ll, 'ti unly slight col.!, l silt out, it in iv I. to au iiitlauiati..n ul the liniuu' iii-oi luiuii'roiii air cells ,il the Lillys tins is Pneumonia, Or to i.p:iMn...lie contractions nf tlie tiores ol tin- air ikisshucs, w hich is Asthma or the liill .matinii m tlie lii.i.ie nuiiilirane of the throat and tubes which pai-s throli;;h the I.nuu's, which in tlie tirst sIuko is tailed I'.ron chitis, and may lead to consumption. Santa Abie is d. lii ions in liavor, certain and peifect in its icsii'it. A few d. ms wiil ivli. ve, a thor ough treatiurut cure the a'.nve named ilijeavs. Every bottle warrante I by all druists. Don't Believe It When told that F. M. Wilkitu, th. driiiat, is not Killing "Wiwloin'B Rubcitine" for the complexion, the most elegant and only really harmless preparation ol ils kind in the world, mid KiviiiK beailliful picture card w ith every bottl", .-.- . California Cal-R-Curo. The only guaranteed cure for catarrh, cold in the head, hay f. vtr, rose c.d.l, catarrhal deafness and norti eves. Reslmo the w-iiNt of tnste and ntij.li usanl breath, rrsultini; from catarrh. Easy and pleasant to use. Follow directions and a euro is wananti il, by all diueistK. Send for circular to ARIE'l'INE MEDICAL COMPANY, Oioville, Cal. Six nioutliK' treatment for $1.((I; scut by mail f l.lti. For aale by all dni'"ists. harm for Sale. I have for sale '22(1 acres of laud know u ns the (iiltihm farm; ams yood timber and the remainder all prairie. All under fonce; g 1 lioiiso Hinl bain: pood i rchurd nnd other improvements. The place, has an abundance of good spring water mid is tit iiat.d one. fourth milo from the Pleasant Hill school house, one of tho best school districts in tho . ouutv. I'm fui llu r lmrtieu- iirs apply to T. O. Hmndiikks. IlaviiiL' perfected uriangeinent , with par ties in Portland, I nm able now to tind imr- chasers 'or lands, more r.aililv than heretofoui. If you have laud for sale, im prove.! or unimproved, von cannot do lat ter than In entrust your business with us. Terms reasonable. Your palroini're solicited. 11. F. Doums. Thousands of Dollars are spent every year by (he p' opln of this state for worthless medicines for the cure ol throat and lung diseases, when we know thai if they would only invest SI in SANTA Alii E, the new Calif. iruia discovery for consump tion and kindred complaints, they would Hi this pleasant remedy iind relief. It is rec ommended by ministers, physicians and pub lic speakers of the Golden S ate. Sold nnd guaranteed by all druggists at $1 a bottlu. Three for $2.50. I he most stubborn oaso of cnti.rrti will speodily succumb to CALIFORNIA CAT-1U CUUE. Six months' treatmint for $1. lly mail ?1. 1(1 The Appetite May bo increased, tho Digcstivo organs strengthened, and tho bowels regulated, by taking Ayor'g Pills. Theso Pills aro purely vegetablo Iu tbelr composition. They contain neither calomel nor any other dangerous drug, and may bo taken with perfect safety by persons of all ages. I was a great auffercr from Dyspepsia and Constipation. I bad no appetite, nnd watt constantly afllictc.d with llca.l aelio and Dizziness. I consulted our family doctor, who prescribed for me, at various times, without affording mora than temporary relief. I finally com menced taking Ayer'a Pills. Iu u short tiuio my digestion and appetitu IMPROVED my Iwiwols wero regulated, and, by tho time I finished two boxes of these Pills my tendency to headaches liail disap peared, and I lximo strong and well. Oarius M. Logan, Wilmington, Del. I was troubled, for over a year, with Loss of Appetite, and General Debility. I commenced taking Ayer's Pills, and, befi.ro finishing half a box of this uiwli clne, my appetite and strength wero re stored. C. O. Clark, Danbury, Coun. Ayer's Pills aro thfl best millcinii known to me for regulating tho bowels, and for all diseases caused bv a d isordered .Stomach and Liver. I suffered for over three years with Headache, Indigestion, and Constipation. I had noappeiiie.and was weak and nervous must of tho time. BY USING three boxes of Ayer's Pills, and at the same time dieting myself, I was com pletely cured. My digestive organs aro now in good order, and I am in perfect health. P. Lotkwood, Topeka, Hans. Ayer's Pills have benefited me wonder fully. For months I suffered from Indi gestion and Headache, was restless ut night, and had a bad taste in my mouth every morning. Alter taking one box of Ayer's Pills, all these troubles dis appeared, my food digested well, nnd my sleep was refreshing Henry C. liemiueuway, Kockport, Mass. I was cured of the riles by the tn of Aer'a Pills. They not only relieved mo of that painful disorder, hut give me in creased vigor, and restored m health. John Lazarus, St. John, N. 11 tt Ay s Pill er s 3, Frrpared by Dr. J. C. i Ter k Co, Lowell, tlai. Bold ly sQ DrcjeUU sod DteJcrs In Medicine. Hit Trousers Wri f Uliinl. New York Mail and Express. "Ev-nse nm, 1 thought I was ia Mr. Joiie t 1 " " "And so you are." "Yes, but I mean Jones, the tailor." "Well, this in Jones, the tailor." "No. r:i:" "Yea, IW." Tins was the conversation that followed a hurried vntraiice into a down-town tailor- liiS o-;iaMihiiiciit bv a repoiter. As lie open mi the door be came upon a mail with a glue pot in one uiiml anil a lirusli in the olhsr A perceptible ndol of the gelatinous com pound piivaihil the entire iipaitnicnt. "Oh, ves," the reporter at last found I'.i.ilh to say, reci fiiiing Mr. Jones in th back i i.it of tho khop. "Are my trousers don..?- "N,.t yet. Pnowii is jut goiny to tutu the ti.'ttonis. "Itrown was the man with th glue put The reporter watched him. He took the brush and daubing the lower part of the lee of a pair of tlno black Mellon trousers with glue, turned them up, mid laying a hot iron on tncui, haul: "es, sir; conic, in iiIkiuI noon; they'll be done, bv that lime." "Hut, .Mies, 1 want inv trousers, sewed You are building these as a man would house," "That's all right, my Ihij-. We tuiu or only lirst-clnss work Cilim beat thread .o rips, no seams niiow ing, no crease, yon know. And, sure enough, when at uoon thetrous em came home, the owner found in several places where he had hitherto beuu necus. turned to see his garments held together by till en. I thai glue Int. I been used. A Lim'k ruraili. Pittsburg Coiumereial-Oa.etti). West Virginia in a mnall, Bparaely-eettled mountain Mate, ne.nr I'ctiusylvniiia, but lias the biggest syndicate, of liars that ever imposed upon distant newspapers. Never n day ians( s that a sensation of tome kind uot sent out from it. If all the crimes that are related as happening within its bound actual!? took place, one-half the population would be iu jail, a miarter would lie offleers of the law, ami other quarter would be fugi lives from justice, If all the discoveries of mineral wealth were true, it would bo pro. diiciug more gold than California, more eil v. r than Nevada, more coal and irou than Pennsylvania, more diamonds than South Africa, nnd more buildinc-stone than tin whole New England States. If all (he bears and panthers and wild-culs and snakes do business thero that are reported, it would be safer to travel through tbo jungles of Africa than through a West Virgiuia forest. If all the Htraiige people live there that are said to, tho museum of tho world would not want for freaks for tho next bundled years. A Short Inlermiftsion. Philadelphia Call. "You were not iu church lust Sunday," said the good pastor in mild reproach. "No," said ilaglev, getting rid in tho face "The fact is, I have some notion of retiring from the church during the sutniuei months." "Is it possible!" exclaimed tlis pastor in s hoi rilled tone. "Ilavo you become infeelid with these modern free-thinking notions thai" "No! no! not at all. Tho fact is, I've bought a lawn mower, and I in afraid Icau't be a coiiiistcnt Christian while I'm learning to handle the blamed thing. A cadaverous looking man invaded the counting room of a busy merchant on Madi son Ktruet yesterday morning and handed him a card on which was written: "I am deaf and dumb, please buy a box of matches.' The merchant shook his head and the ped iller turned to go. Jlis look of deep dejec tion touched the heart of the business man and he impulsively called after him: "Hold on; I'll buy a box." The deaf and dumb man did not respond. Not he. Ha was an artist iu his particular lino. He merely happened in ngain in the afternoon of the same day and sold tho penitent merchant two dozen boxes, Chicago 1 1 11 ill no . Why iuerease the List? "Tompkins," said a somewhat rapid traveling man to n friend whose tastes nnd habits were much like his own, "I am very much worried." "1 wouldn't cultivate it, my dear fellow. Put what's the mult. r?". "Debts. I am over- whclmui'd with thein. I don't turn a corner without running into a creditor. There's the hatti r, and the tailor and the gents' fur nihher, i.nd the ttorlst and the liveryniHn in fact, I don't tee but one way out of the difficulty." "What is thst?" "I've a good mii.d to commit suicide." "And add the undertaker to the list? My dear fellow, at lead be teas mable." A eiitl 'inau went to a traveling phre nologist to have his head examined. After a momtnt'B inspection the. pre'essor started back, exclaiming "Good heavens! yon have the most unaccountable combina tion I ever discovered in a human being. Were your parents eccentric?" "No. hir, replied lh all round character meekly, "but my wife i. Y..M neeJn't pny mi v attention to the larger bumps, sir. Kurlington Free Prtss. The late Vice Piesidi nt Wheeler willed his fort' ue 1 1 foreign missions, and now bis r I ativ. s rally and want to br.uk tin t will. There is s feeling thut he that c.relh not for bis own house is worse than s luMlien, snd a rich man's will that cuts worthy meniliers of his household to curry Hilvsti' n to dii-tmt lauds, deserves to Ira broken. "Young tean," said the minister, impres sively. "I can we you as yon eat at the gam ing t idle last night with a deep red Hush ou your face." "Excus in", but y..u're wrong a'x.nt tij.it deep red flush. Hill Jenkins bad it iu bis band." Faiiii n.K Kai.. A farm containing 3!0 ocru, sitn ited miles from Eugene Slid Vt miles troin Irving, is oil', r. d for sale at t l ....... I't ..... 1 'II. u .....I... ....I y-ui'rrn'ir. uii... iuv nm n iimiri till H. M more is ..n land. The res. i ' timber land furnishing abninlmiee of wood i ( all kind. clone to market. There are t r , good orchurda on the place. The soil is very rich and well alantnl to fruit rainini'. Will be divided to suit purchasers. Apply to J. J. Walto, Jb., ' Eugene, City, Or. , . , , A NAStAL INJECTOR fr-a with each hot- ; t'e of Shiloh's CsUrrh P.emedy. Price Vt cU 4 Thanksgiving Proclamation. WAstiixorox, Oct. 2.I. The following proclamation has been issued bv the Presi dent: The goodness and mercy of God which have followed tho Am.rican people during tho past year, claim their grateful recogni tion and humble acknowledgement. Py his Otun potent power ho has protected us from war und pestilence and every national calam ity, liy his gracious favor the earth has yielded a generous return to the lalair of the husbandman, and every path of honest toil In s I d to comfort and coiitcutinciit. lly his loving kindness the hearts of our people have been replenished with fraternal senti ment and patriotic endeavor, nnd by his un erring guidance we Lave havo Ih-oii directed iu the way of national prosperity. To the end that wo may testify our grati tude for these blessings, I, (irover Cleveland, President of the 1'uited Slates, do hereby designate Thursday, the iMlh day of Novem ber next, as a day of thanksgiving and pray er, hi be observed by all tho people of the land. On that day let nil secular work aud employment be suspended, and let our peo ple assemble in their accustomed places of worship, and with nrsver ami si.iu.m.f i.rniu. give thanks to oar Heavenly Father for all that he lias .lone for us, while we humbly im plore the forgiveness of our sins and a con tinuance of his mercy. Let families and kindred bo reuuited ou this day; and let their hearts be tilled with kindlv cheer and iftectiotuttt remembrance, and tuned in thankfulness to the source of all their pleas ure, and the giver of all that makrs the day glad and joyous. And in tho midst of our plenty and our haiu.inest let lie remember the ii.u.r neu.lv and unfortunate, and by our gifts of charity and ready benevolence let us increase the number of those who with grateful hearts hall join iu our thanksgiving. In witness whereof I have set my hand and caused tho seal of the United States to la) hereunto affixed. Done at the city of Washington, this '-."th lay of October, in tho year of our Lord IMS', and of the Independence of the United States tho 112th. CUOVEli CLEVELAND. Py the president : Tuos, F. lUrtiin, Secretary of State. A SI) K EDITOR. Yreka Union. It is well known that Mr. Loose of the Union has been very sick for the past week and has had two doctors in attendance, Drs. Iteaiu and Kobertson. Loose is a verv mel ancholy man wheu La is well, and when sick he is exceedingly so. ishtng to ssy some thing of his illness the new man iu chargo called ut his residence. "Just say," said Mr. Loose thruing wearily over in a Queen Anna bed, uiauufscturr.i from two soup boxes and a cellar door, "that I am lying at my palatial resilience on llovine Avenue, (Cow Alley) this Week instead of Ivina at the old stand. I nm surrounded by every coin fort, iucludiag a number of creditors who show symptoms of uneasiness. I owo both loelors and so they do all they cau for nie. My illness dates from Friday. 1 was sitting in the judges' stand at the race track w here, the well muscled zephyrs played through my iiifrequeut huir and the iiiiasuiatio vapors limbed up and down tho aciitu stair-steps of my spinal column. Foolishly 1 neglected to nuiit. ali.o the niiasmatiu vapors with some of Koth's Heady ltuliever at the official bar. Still I did not feel really bad uutil the race between Ten Cunts and Nelly Gray was run. Then I was pretty sick, mid I noticed ngreut many others who looked us though they wero nut feeling well. A doctor who was at hand folt my pulse, bathed my temples aud A minister from Oregon reluctantly produced his whisky flask, My case could not be di agnosed. Finally au old sport came up and sailed luto the doctor. 'What dyer want ter feel hit pulse for? why don't yer look at his purse?" Following his advice the doc tor dragged out au empty buckskin. Crsmps' exclaimed the doctor, and hs had me conveyed to town. I have been pretty sick since then and delirious at times. This is puzzling my nurses. When I have n ra tional spell aud suggest to my wifo that the Chinese lauudrymna ought to be paid, tho attendants jump around nm! howl nnd say that l am wild. Then when 1 watuleringty talk about, dodging up a dark alley and sand bagging a favorite enemy and turning his pockets inside out, they smile, nod at each other and say 'Now, he's himself again." Just tell the Union readers that 1 hope to bo able to do tho Ijing myself next week." - ,o Quiiritr lu MurJrr. It is uo cause for surprise that petitions for the pardon of the anarchists are receiving many signatures ia Chicago. There are al ways fools to sympathize with' murderers, but who never give u thought to their vic tims. There are always weak-miuded per sons who sign any petition preseuted to them, whether it is to put a rogue or block- can inio au oiucenr to let a criminal loose upon society. It may be that these petitions will receive mauy thousand signatures. It may be that they will receive so many as to be mistaken by some fur tuu exprcsniou of public sentiment. Hut if these men should b pardoned, or their sentence be commuted, which would onbtless be only the first step toward a pardon at some future day,) -the news would send a thrill f joy through every baud of suarchisti in America au.l F.ur. pe. lu this country every lawless element would take curt at once aud go on with new plans for spreading their gosH-l of murder. Th pur don of these meu would multiply a hundred fold every danger that exists to-day from this c a -s ill our population. The silly talk about a i appeal io the I'uiled States Su preme court seems to bo dying out Their uly hope is executive clemency. If a few noisy tbonsaii.ls demand it, let Gov. Oglesby think of the silent millions who sternly wuit to see justice done. Exchange. Gov. Peiiuoyer has received u letter from Secretary Ludicott, stating that a requisition of the stute 'or arms and t-.iiiipmeiita to the value of 27CHI had been allowed. This is . , ... . . 0K" lmt "d'llshed bv law. The special requisition for arms ulhVi ct toe.piip the military ef the slate was uot grant. d. The arms allowed are 10J iu uuuiU-r. That McGarigle family is smart. Hislittl. girl, oulv ten years old, said U a newspaper man: "l'sp is too nuirt to be. caught by any of thesto detectives." H-r pnpa us. .1 to be chief of the Chicago police, and she kuowa all ulsiut it.