. DEBT AND EXTRAVAGANCE. Blinpllrlly mill Ciiinfiirt Murrlllrnl to anJI HI tin' M.ri'lixiiW Kii liix. Very few women, w ho nrc not 1 1 1 i t ly. me content to Im simple In live Well within 1 In) r mi-mis, having ;t tiling in hmnionv utiil nil tiling' In Hlflleielicy. those tt llii'll HIV llllsccti II well iix thoe which it r visible. Most of tin-in prefer mi oulsiih- grandeur villi ii kkimpcd Mini dilapidated iut rior, no lliiil the world to which thcv Hiicrilicc shall commend mill perhaps envy- seeing nothing of the tlnwx In low tlif surface. Whiit tin' family feels doc mil muni ; of self-respect there ix no ijm-stioii; of (he sentiment of thorough" ulxo ix there liolii1. The whole strength of lint mmiagc- nifiit encx lo make it show to have nn occasional display iiikI tlin debt I'V which this I brought about troubles tlu conscience of the Imlv ll lillli' ll Ho illi'omfort to tier fmnilv disturbs Jut feeling. Her friend ilo xurh iiikI such things In such nnil Kuril ii style. no in H-it hIii'. Slu- puts her self-respect ill emulation -lint ill sincerity, not in thoroughness -mid holds herself worthy of licr position in proportion to tint ex tent to w liicli jhi' spreads itM pretence nnil Increases' its fundamental rotten- licsx. If klii give dinner hIii' goc bo yoml her Iioiiii' powers, mitl has to bur row fi'iiin Ihii outside. A plain, u rooked, simple mill SUC CUlent ITlllt. Cllfll IIH xllU Colllll acCOIII' plih nil hunt aid, and such ax would delight Iter gill-si , would In- il confes sion of comparative poverty she could Hot lir linlilcril lo ii in k. Wherefore khf spends more iii it hud imitation of lirst cla conking tlinti lii'r finances run properly nlliifil midgut's into debt for the margin. Wliiit ix I rue of housekeeping in truer till of personal expenses -the milli imt'i hill mid the dressmaker's w llii Ihn thousand lillle fail. and f nuclei dear to the feminine fiiml mid dextrin live lo I lie feminine sense of lioiior. To (re I liehilid the xecne and into the confidence of certain small trader Ik to he introduced lo the world, which, if you yourxelf mv not one of thedcht innkers scclns of mint her constitution mid eharacter from that you have nl way hihahiled, ' Nnne women have neither conscience nor eiiipus,ion neither thought nor feeling for the jioor creatures whom they iniilcl the victims whom I hey cheat. tlmilij ('nut tUx'k, in X. V. Jlcrtilil. WORK FOR WOMEN. Ilrr-krrplnr Oim or th Moat AtrrruMr Kiiiplormrntii fur Ktiiht- Wlvr. Who en ii keep heck? Any hody pn fcexsed of cnlillilence, gclillcm-ss, pa ticiice anil sense. 'J'hcre are m'oiih v ho helieve lliiil the hues llwlinctiei M'leet thelii for eueinicK, juirxiie thciii mid xtinn;. I'oundcil hi thix helicf xiu li jierxoiix will never hecoiiiu lice-keciei'. lmt If they xhiuilil altiiiii , throwing Nide all fear they would liml that the iiis'lnellvn niitiiathy" against (hem iernnially did not exixt. Man U the eiieiny of every living thiuy; regarded froin the xtandioiul of the living Ihiiijf. If it 1m- dexired to tnke eH from n hrooiliiijr hen, they are not aliandoiied Jiecaii-e Hie hell driven her heak into the llexh, or Ilii'H into the face of the intruder. The lc-kccier may hnxtiin ii hundred tiiuex in it xeasoii, and vet lie hax mi more fear of heex than of flic. i'he iM'liiner is advised alwayx lo wear gloves, with long gauntlets lioinul lo the ann ly elaMic eoixlx. Vheil eoiilidenee is extalilished fllllv the glove will b- laid aside. All hei'. keeH'is wear veils. There may he a few ecciioiX, hut only it few. ' Women hee-keeiei have liceu verv nuccesxful. A liee ltier, erli,iis tht' lirst one of any net t in this conn. in was inhlished hy a woman who worked out agricultural irohleius in In r ou Mplnry. Tl hloonier" cos tume, or a nioiliiieiitlon of it, Is recom llieudiil hy soi i in writers. Itiit there is a geneinl dislike for that iieturesiiie dress. The ohject is gained hy having skirt xo full ; the he,, ,nl m.V ( gathered . ahout'each ankle In-low' the top of the shoe. The material must he Htroiig, hul may he light as gauze, mid Mug light and ample will not inter- fere with any movi nt. Kor all there ls ivcrcati eeivis,., health, and m least twenty. live per cent, protit. There niv two ways to start an api ary, namely, either'tn l.uy colonies in modern hives all ready to make har-M-l, or lo huy colonic in ,l fash- ioiied hii- and Ii sf,-r to modern hives. Tin- latter Is the -heaper, mid the transferring, een of one colonv, will usually roh liee-kecplug of any terrors it may have in any timid mind. It Is a grand introduction In the whole hcieuce. fi'i urif H, Ktm-i n; ll, in X. ;. Vi'imi r. lo Del try l.s keep geese unless n the conditions aiv favorahle. (i,.ese may lie kepi al a very small cost or they may entail cost according to i iiviini xtmices. A ih.ihI and pastuiv will eu Ithle them lo secure their food with hut little aid. -St. I.ottin A'ruiiVn,,. Where will xoii put me when I t-oine to see your 'castle in Uieiiir'?' askcil a gi-ntlem.in of it witty Ayliiin Hill young lady w hom he was visiting one evening. -In M ,,v" the iiiipiMmptu rv-ll,,rtfortlJnr. mil. tiuiek live lo Ih one hundnd mid tiftv year old. Now we can understand why they mv in no lmm- to partake of the tempting morsel t t, ,,ml of our line A frail Fnr l'rtt. Flowei--m stams on the window, ill will yield to it foivihle application of tine wimkI nolie. RiH, 0j- n ci0!r wur. .V. i". K(umin(t, " BUSINESS WOMEN. A JfumliiT of l.aillr Wlio lUvn I'mvcil 1 lirntaelt rs Mmrp FlintiM-Irr. Wonieil who can make money f.'in'l always keep il. Harriet Ilosmcr rliix elid iu-t'self into fame a:nl fortune! In vested a largu part of her eariiingx in Reelv motor sIik k. mid lost il recently. Aiiuii Dickinson made si large xtnu ax a lecturer nnd lost it in 11 stage man nirer. Mrs. Hryan, of (ieorgia, has charge of certain cheap piililicalions in New Vork at ti salary of fi.iHHi. Mr-. Ami S. Stevens ill her death a few month ago, left a handsome fortune of (:IM),IX0, llie result of her literary work mid prolitahle iiiveslineiils. Not long ago the secret a ry and I reus-iin-r of one of tlic largest slrei-t-cal' linen in I'iltsliiirgli wax taken ill, nun j hix daughter, who never had any practical truiuiiig for the work, uuiler look lo manage his liu-lncss. She kept the hookx in good shape, attended to the i-olh-clinli of money, paid the em ployes, and hoiighl fveil and xlock for the company. Her father died, and xlii) had done xo well in her olllehtl capacity that the company thought the liext thing In he done wax to elect thu girl to (ill the position permanently. There are women of hiicIi great liil-incss jihllity that'tln-y have, proved tlieinselvex it in.-iti-h for the very xharp- exl linaiieierx. From Chili comes the eport of oiiii Dona C'nusiiio who rivals the financiers of all times. i Sip is almost as famous for her cli'uiilii" as for licr huxiness ahililv. She ixonu of the richest women In the world. At her liusliiind'x dentil Im gave her nhso- lutn coul rol of his immense wealth, and she has prove I lierself a vgritahle pieen of Iniance. She manages her hiisluess, exhibiting great foresight, I rcadth of purposi', -anil great ability ax a manager o anan, nne has a power of control thai can direct mnl liarmoiii.i! (he dill -rent branches of trade ami business in which lie is engaged. She has a trained xu perinli'iulent for each xepara'u depart ment. These xhe has the tact to pay well, thus binding t Ii m In her Inter- sts. On one farm of vast extent she ha 10J men. Every house in a village of ti.lXH) or 7,000 is lier, ami lo the peo ple of this village anJ one adjoining she pays out monthly from $lX),000 to I 20.01X1. She owns the onlv large coal mines in South America. From them he receives $;K).0iXi each month. She has i'imiik'I- and silver smelting works of great value, and a licet of eight iron steamships, All this vast enterprise he iMiitroN mid directs. Ihwayo Trillium. Rough, But Probably True. Something verv unpleasant occurred lo (ius Snobherlv, it dude, at it fashion- ible New Vork restaurant, and he will ro there mi more. The large room wax crowileil Willi people, most of whom knew (ins, so he said, in a loud, imperious !:: "Waitaw. I or lere.l xomn brains it while ,'i''o, but I've not got Ihem vet. see you. have, fried oysiers. ilriug me it ilo.eu wlieu vou feleli I lie bruins." i "A dozen fried oysters for the nun who hasn't got any hrainx yet," called out Ihn waiter, in it voice thai could he heard hv evert- bodv in the dining room. - Tent Silliitts. ' Exactly Like Him. A clerk in a Jewish hankitig-hoiise celebrated the I welity-lifth anniversary of his connection with the lh-iii. Schiuul, the principal, hands him In the morning it closed envelop " inscribe I; "In memory of this eventful day,'.' Tlin clerk gratefully rend vim the envelope without opening It; but on it gnu-hm hint from the head of the linn he hreakt the cover mid finds the photo of his master. "Well, what do you think of it?" in fiii roil Schiuul, with a grin. . "It'x just like you," w a the reply. ti'eriiian l'ater. GENERAL. A twenty-eight-loed cat. w'uh one yellow and one green eye, is exhibited in New Haven. A prominent minister In Fremont Is credited with being it good one lo lie I wo. Omitlin Itec. 1 Ait apple tree over one hundred years old and four and a halt feet in diameter, has been cut dow n in Lyme, Conn. The French scieulisls are seeking lo discover some way in which the coming of an carihipiake can be f.ire l,old. If they lind il the Signal liuivmix will hoist a flag indicating: "Danger climb a tree." , - Frehch experiment have xhow n tint' nickel may be etVeetively rolled uxm soft stetd plates, which are thus made as valuable for lamp retlectors and other purpnted as silvered copper. ArkttH.Hiw Jrocfler. A wealthy farmer near Hedwood City, Cat., is making arrangements to light the grounds and residence of his farm with electricity. lie will put up ninety lamps, the power to he fur nished from the water-works on hix ranch, thiemjo Tiiiu-.t. Australians receive more letters and post cards than any other people, the annual average Mug twenty-Mur to each person. F.uiv-peanx eonm next with alHint fourteen each. An Asiatic gels only llMOOofit letter or post curd, and an Afrlcmi only 9-WX ltttmkliiH RlHjIt. i I'rof. Jaeger claim that the odor f camel' hair, which I so ilistin iruUliable, lias n most beneficial use. II' sert that it produce xleep in x'iou kiitleiing (com Insomnia, and he advises them to Uep on pillow covered with cunii'1'4 hale .nnd stuff-d with Ua!r. Um'oh HkJjH. THE COCAINE HABIT. A flixslrlmt't liilrrpslInT llTprrliuoutl Willi lli I'liwrrful I'riiU. There Is no doubt of the value of co caine, when appropriately nnd guard edly ued by physician and surgeons. Dr. Hammond, of New Vork. latch read a paper mi Ihn subject before the New Vork Neurological Society, in which he cxprc-scd iloubl as to the existence of ,-t cocaine habit, which could not lie readily controlcd by the ttill. He had tested cocaine on him self, and the clleclx exhibit, 'd are of in terest, though we take exception to his conclusion. He lirst inject m! one (renin b.'iicatli the skin, Ii exhilarated him mid mad" him fe;-l ipiile happy, hut he was sleepless after it almost until morning, nnd arose witli a severe headache. This headache followed 'each trial. The next night he injeeleil two grains, mid the xiinie pleasant f.-ellng followed, accom panied by mi inordinate desire to w rite. He wrote much, and thought at the time his work tin best he had ever done, lull f juud it in the morning to be disconnected nonsense, each sen tence b'ing complete in itself, hut having no relation lo the others. He next injected threj grains, -and felt the same inclinatio i to writ:', but re strained liinnclf mid Indulged In speech-making. Hiving sit different intervals inj -cli'd xueeexsivuly nix and eight grains, he then injected eighteen. The ell'ect wax intense exhilaration, vuiil inahilit v for xoni i hour: to recall w Ijal he did. Next morning lie found ho li.-itl throw n his ollico into more or less of disorder. There had, in each inxtniift', been much palpitation of the heart, hut this time it was greatly in creased. Hi headache remained for two i lay. I'ul he felt no disposition In commit acts of violence, an I wa not ci;sixrioii of any habil. Il xeeins to us, however, that Dr. Hamiuoiiil overlooked two important facts; First, that all s'icli hdliils are formed gradually; and secondly, that teinp.'i'ain -nl is an important consider ation in the case, persons of a iiimtoii temperament being specially sux. ceplihle. Ii tht dis, -us-ion which followed the reading of the paH-r, Dr. Mattison said ho had had within a few mouths seven enses of the habit under hix care, live of which were physician-. A physician, in attempting to write :t prescription, wrote for ashcrill'to come and take the patient In jail. II1 had also himself noticed! hallucinations ami lelusions. He thought the continued use of the il ru ir more iniurioiis than thai of morphine. Hi- patients had gradually acipiired their habits. Tiie president of die xociely referred to thirteen raxes, remiHed by n sinjr (iermmi physician. In Pitt-burgh a prominent physician, who had formed the habit, became violent, and, under the delusion that he w as bcin": attacked hy burglai-x, bcgiin liriiigriglit and left. Voitlh'n Companion. THE INTELLIGENT APS. Murvploiii linitntlv l'owr of lllr ( liliu 4iuri; ami Dllinr Monki-fa. The ape is uniiucslinnahlv the nios inielli'rent mid lh most manlike of the ower animals, phvsicallv. mentallv and morally. Hi may be far away from the superior riics of nii'ii in in tellect but the ditr-renee Im'Iwccii him and I he lower races is much less marked. The black chimpanzees of Africa have feasts like those, of tint ne- tM'oes. jiu-y live in communities, light In concert, and c-mv for their wound ed. They are t-lcvcrin the usi; of.lheir hands mid arms llirowinir stones heller than xlr.'cf boys. Hutl'on's Idack chimpanzee knew how to un lock a door, and if he did not find the key would hunt for it. This intuikey took its meals like a well bred person, ate w ith :t spoon a id fork, used a plate and served itself with wine. In one of her letter from tlt.i M tlay peninsula Mixx Bird dtsrrilx a dinner to which she wa invlte.l mnl at which her uom-' panions were two apes. "The ape had their cum-, chulnrv, pineapple, eggs and bananas on porcelain, nnd so had I, write the enterprising lmlv, w ho speaks of another ape, whiuh wax an important member of the family of the British Ksidcut at Klaur. a walking on it hind legs and going along ipiielly by her side like a human escort. It had not even it rudiinenlarv tail, and when it sat with it arms folded it looked like a "gentlemanly person in a close-litting suit," The worst defect of monkey is that they are Inveterate thieve.. They look upon stealing a fun, and therefore w ill pilfer even when they have no de--ire for what they lake. Mine. Hover tells us that "they are capable of sack ing :t house and carrying off every1 thing moveable in it with the system and concert ot a hand of robbers. Thev observe a kind of discipline in their operations, and post their scouts to in form them in season when it istime to run away." The monkeys in Sumatra, aceordingto Cesare Moivno. steal fruits and vegetables from gardens and will plunder houses. - Forming a l ne in order to pass their soils from hand to hand, they scale the w alls, enter .,t u. doors or w indows, ami leisurely pilla-'o all llu-ycan liml." They are iiUo verv gr 'inly, ami wd! get tipsy whenthev havo the chance, and a drunken ape seem more like a man than ever. .V. 1. Huh. A Chicago newspaper tells f a citizen of that Uiwn who, going homo the other night after a very heavy din ner. Mumbled up against an iron rail, lug thai enciivl.il statue. He caiv fnlly felt hi way around the railiii" everal time, mid at last, not finding any opening, collapsed in a heap on .lie pavement outside, nwearing: Th rs'x: They've locked me liThci" -.V. J-. SltH. MAKING ' MEADOWS. r.xpra'f Whiih Will' He Amul Hrnalil in inn ib .... There is no department of fanning which is performed In a more imported manlier 'enerallv ill lilt-United .States, thai! in the preparation mid needing to .M-a-. Meadow di t ylclil more l.-o l.itf .-is much hav ''eucrallv it llicv might under the best preparation, ami pasture afforl n correspondingly reduced m t of grazing. One rea- soit for llii Imperfect rexult is thai gra-s land, and the preparation for s"eediiig It, take a second chance in the succession of crops. The seed is sow n willi soinn grain crop, and tlin young grass has to lake its chance. The amount of I sown, ami the imperfect Irealnft-nt which it gels, result in a thin growth, and in plenty of small bare spot over the liehl. The xcedx of the grasxex. are many limes .smaller than those of wheat and corn, mill the noil which ix to receive tlieni should hi- in a lino slate of pul verization, ami not made up of lumps and clods. The surface .should be even and uniform, so that the xeed may be lightly and evenly buried. Careful and measured experiment have xhown that line grass seed will not come up if covered much over half :tu inch deep, unit clover need should never hn more than mi inch. It will not answer, therefore, to .sow these minute, seed. on rough and furrowed ground. Whether the needing is done alone or with some gram crop, it i vitally important Unit llii linished preparation should be at tended to. A top-dressing of lino ma nure, in either cae, will greatly assist in the germinating of the .seed, and in the rapid growth of the young grass after it has come up. (iras. unlike Indian corn, will bear thick sow lug and dense growth. The quantity of seed usually used i much too small, and the bare spots seen in new meadows are the result. But a moderate sowing, on :t well prepared surface, will give :i more conivct growth of grass, than a bushel to the acre on a liel I of dry clods. The heav ies" crop of hay which we ever suc ceed in raising the lirst ye nr. wa from a seeding of clover ami timothy at the rate of half a bushel per acre, on a line and well prepared .surface, early in spring, and alone, the seed ixdng eor ered with it light brush. Farmers should not let .satislied with less than three Ion to the nciv. Hut this amount can not be obtained. by the common course of allowing the grass to lake its chance between other crops without special preparation. The two, great ivpiiite. are aileep, rich soil and dense seed in1.'. M inure ix unite ax im portant for grass as for com, ami auleep soil is a uipilal security against drought. Nearly as important is U-dn.-xsing. The late A. Ik Dickinson brought the product of hi meadow up lo three ton to the iictc, by turning the turbid streams in time of flood. over the surface, and irl'iiiir them :tde- p isit an inch in depth. If this deposit had been line manor.- instead of com mon soil, the effect would doubtless have been still greater. A perfect meadow should therefor j be made hv deep and repeated plowing, working in manure at all depth, 'lb s prepara tion iii.-iv be made with other crops. A copious seeding follow, mid if the j;rass ix continued for tears. autumn or winter top-dressing is im portant. All this is attended with large expense, b it il will be aniplv rtr paid in the long run. and it would be more prolitahle to concentrate within a narrower compass than to spread over much hind mid obtain little. The same advantage will be secured if. instead of meadow, the laud in to b devoted lo pasture. In a short rotation, or when the grass is to lv turned under in two or three years, clover and timothy may constitute the principal sowing, or clover ami orchard grass; but for more permanent meadow or pasture, a more continuous growth will be afforded hy Ihe addition of other sort, as, for in. stance, tall fescue, Kentucky blue grass, red top, etc. : In cutting the grass f(r hay, the mowing machine should be set several inches high, which will lo better for the the roots of the gras and for the next crop. Meadow are freiptently injured by clone cutting and hare earth. For the same reason, pastures should never be severely gr-azed. An improve ment in their management, rarely adopted, is to pas the reaper over them earlv in the summer, to cut oil' all the head of grass as they are emerging and befoiv the seeds form. Set the cutter about a foot, high, which will tnkc of the heads and leave the succu lent stems and leaves, and prevent Hie exhaustion from the ripening of the seeds. Smh a pasturage has a much liner and more uniform appearance than when covered w ilh uneven patches of ripe and dead stalk, Country (ira f.Virt'iii. Wise Word About Women. l.ove and a cough can not lie hid. Ci-onje llrrhrrt. Maternal love! thou word that sum all hMss.Wo).-:'. Marriages ar. best of dissimilar ma terials. yViro'ov iirkrr. No man can either live piously or die righteous without a wife. AVciJir. She coininaudeth her husband in any e.putl matter, by constantly obevin" him. fuller. ' ' To lie a man in the true schso is, in the I'nX phiee, and above all thin-'x. to have a wife. Miehclrt. Shut the door of that house of pleas ure which you hear resounding with t'le loud votsj of , woman. Snail i. There i in H this cold and hollo w-nld no fount of deep, stron death less love ave iltat w ithin a mother's Ueart. .Vet. fem.ni. INDIAN POTTERY. rti-;iln lu tlia Mf li-n !t-pnliHo Where tlm Old Art Ml III Hurvlvr It Ir thought by nome that omnium! nl pattern on pottery are handed down by savages from one generation to another. Thi i not true of our Indian, who, nfter making a put, orna ment. it with improvised design. He ha no pattei-ii-hiok lo guide him. Indian of New M -xico accustomed to pottery-making liave, since their con tact with white, given attention to more elaborate, .ornamental Ion; just a thirse of Mexico meet n demand and liml their way into public, ami private collections. The most noticeable change in technhpie i the use of mit iiial and human form, which, though not unknown on older pieces, are rare. Toy fornix of pottery and those animal and human dexigu which met the readiest mile Imvct been m ist improved by a klndot natural selection. The thirst for niitiquitie ha also stimulated the native m-lit to imitate them. In the City of Mexico mi Italian made a good living for three your making stone hciiIHuits in imitation of antiipiitles. The writer naw some of hi work, but they were easily de tected. The children all had F.uropeai: face., and the delicate part of the body were two well worked out. Near the city of Mexico live a settlement of Indian who have the credit of nianu f.icluring clever imitation of ancient pottery. The noble custom of cxcil inir in children the love of the beauti ful through toy nnd doll was not neg livt'il by the ancient Mexicans. Kven al our day a striking example ix the manufacture of toy in great profusion at (iiiadalajara, which are sold not only throughout thu republic, but lAitsidc. They are laken on the backs of men and animals packed in ba-kuts mid crate. Thee toy are very truthful representation of the manners and customs of the people. For the rude apparatus employed, they are truly re markable. The most interesting fact iilxmt llii ware is the way in which the artist holds on lo ancient form, and in the decoration yields himself absolutely to the whims and demands of the mar ket. He ctcii borrows from the Span iard the art of silverin.' ami regildiug. This: almost total hiding of the old thing which they are unwilling to give up, with paint and form to which their old art wax a xlrmigcr, I also . seen in their gourd vessel.. The pitchers from Tiduca. once sim ple, uuno.zlcd vessel, are lost in the large . spouts, altered handles, polished surface, clalxirate decoration, glazing and stamping. Still, one may visit re gions in Mexico where the old art still survives. The Panics, near the Valle del Mill, and the Huastcca. the In dian of Sierra Nola and of Savnuito, away from theinfluenceof innovation, make their pnltcrr as of old. simple in form and decoration. Kiltrttrtl I'ulmer, in American XtitHrnli.it. TEUTONIC WISDOM. art Duntlrr TrIW Ills Krlrnil Wlir lie Is llui;i.r anil How Ha (iot lllvli. Sometimes so m-poily coin -w to me uml says vha I Carl Dander? I vhas. All right. Mr. Duiiiler. you vha fr.t nnd sleek: you vha always mil a xhinile o:i yiMir fac.-, you haf no trouble mil your family; eafery pody shpe.-tks well of you. 1 like you to tell me how it vha done. Unil I answer liini: "If soniepody vhas content he gel fit. If somepodv vhaxal peace mil all dee worldt he slimile. Der man w ho marries for love nnd is a true husband to his wife and a good fadder to hi shildreit will haf no trouble mit hi house. Eafery pody must shpeak well of a man who keeps omit of bolitics. pays his debts, slitmuls to his word uml preaks no laws." Und sometime somepodv conic to me uml nay vha I Ctrl Dundee, dot oldl Dutchiiians? I vha. Mr. Dan der, 1 vhas your fremll. V like a little loan for ulioudt two weeks. Und 1 say to him: "Makuoudt your note due in feefteen days und get some good indorsees tin it I lend you ten dollars. I like to ke?p you ash my friendt, und so I do pees ness mil you in a pcesnexs vhayv No stranger gets madt at you, for an honest opinion, but sometime your best. fre:i;!i gen madt t hen you dun him. Der banker make no enemies vhe;i he collects hi, nionev. Vhv should 1?" Und again somepodv come lo me mit a long face und ak vha I Carl Dunder. dot Dutchman who make so mooch money? Mr. Diimk-r, you vha sooch a lucky dog! ' You vha shunt coining money. Vou )egins so jxior vou doan' own your own hoot, und now you rii'.e- in your carriage! Ah! Fortune vhas an eccentric jade. She shmilcs mi some und frowns on other. I like you to tell me how you manage il. Und I say to him: My freiidt. Luc'; vha der old man in der oor-house. If you wait for Luck to come along uml help yon oudt you wait for der city to bury you. I work hardl. I spend leedle; I plan care fully; 1 buy no vacant lots in a hollow, und I build no shipyards on a hill. What yon smoke und drink pays niv taxes. What lime you l-c build niv fences und shing'.e my houses. Gif lVrseverane a dollar uml he make it two; gif Half-Hear; a dollar uml he lets half of it shlip avhay while he ix wnit intr. Iktroil Free Pre. A six-vciir-old boy in Gait. Can., has become an cxicrt cigarette maker and smoker, and use any paper that comes to hand in which to roll his to bacco. The other eveniug he went into his mother'. room in the dark, and picking up a piece of papr from the, bureau, rolled a cigarette, and had burned I wo-t birds of it before jt w;l!j discovered that he wa. gmokiii"-a lee do'.lar UilL A CONJUGAL CAUCUS, Midnight 4'iiiinratln lli-twa lonalila Wlfa ami llr Di-mo-,.,? liaiiil. Mr. Thompson Are Mr. T.? Mr. Thompson (hcsitutiiH.A v Mrx.T.-lVof.Ca.gut',billf,;7 bella'n lirst ipiarter ; Mr. T. Humph! How mueli Mr. T. Why. my dear, . his term ax well a I. for twelve lessons. Mr. I - I hn dev ileiK-e, It x the lirst l beard of it! Mrs. I. O.i, you vo for told vou all about II. Mi T. -Vou told me awhil,, ., ...I II, .11.. . .. I I . ""'Mil! jiwii o tiuii-it in or to oi lisil up II nine. Mr. I. les; and yu Saul well. Mr. T. -And on the strength of . v mgage a professor at live ,lv a lesson! Why. Maria, you'll dij,, ' , . ,i i lo llie pool -House. Mrs. T. -I've heard that hi-fuin Mr. T. And I never see lielle 0pcn ti, 1 piano, eiiuer. Mrx. T. It isn't the piano; it 'uJ violin. Mr. T. -Violin !!! Mrs. T. (calnily)-Yes; don't mJ the house nodi, iiiu piano is m rrr I common. Mr. T. -Indeed! Mrs. T. Vcs; it is so niiinlt mow . fi..ti,',t I.. It..,'.. kiftik,.,,tkl,,,,A ! I a, in,,' i" .... . v i iic IIIUSIIll. I coinplisliment like playing the violin. it her or iianjo. Mi i. iianjo; iiooii gracious! suppose I ought to he grateful the violin if il ha navvd me fiotuth, banjo. Mr. T. I thought seriously 0f H. banjo, but Arabella's iirm ix so lovi-lr, I decided in favor of the violin. Mr. I. 'YAell, it strikes ino Bi-lV I hows her arm enough everv uiHt, without going to mi expense of ihj, 1 fl A t . I ... !. ' dollars io mi iii"i uispiay u. Mr. T. Oh. you don't unilt'i-stntnl Ah-. J. No; I only pay. Mink, I. And while we are on tin subject of money .Hiv x. i don i Know when we n off- Mr. T. I really think you might . crease Howard s allowanc. Mr. T. Well. now. I like tliat! has two thousand live hundred dullm a vear, nnd live at home. Mrs. T. I know ; and it lias iW verv well so far. Mr. T. :.. hit it? Mrs. T. But tills sinuiner he waaii to plav polo sit Newport. Mr.'T.-()!i. does he? , Mrs. 1. les; I it great exprt now. Mr. T.-Oh. Is he? Mrs. T. And he wants liis ponies. Mr. T.-Oh. does he? Mrs. T. 1 think (nli) you are rery I unkind (nob) to talk in that way (mfo). Vou have no interest '(nob) in the wel fare and happiness (ob.i) of your chil dren. Mr. T. It look :i if I hadn't in-1 deed, to keen them in the luxury mull idlciie in which they are living. Mr. T. (still tearful) -Well, fflu can vou expect? Mr. T. I wasn't brought up so. I worked hard for my daily bread. ' Mrs. T. Vou hadn't a rich father. Mr. T. (with trrini liiiino; ). Tlitui so! Perhaps it isn't their fault. Mrs. T. You see the children lute got lo live up to their station. Mr. T. -Humph! Mrs. T. A sort of )ioh!e.ie obliqe. Mr. T. Stick to English, iiivdi-:ir,I catch your meaning quicker. Mr. T. And How ard is sure to imr rv nplendidlv. He is so handsome. Mr. T. (facetiously) Yen a chijiol thu old block. Mrs. T. There is no doubt ll Clara Knickerbocker is sreatlv talirt with him. Mr. T. ll-ni, he might do worse. Mr. T.Worso indeed! Whv, they're one of the oldest families, and rich into the bargain, Mr. T. Quite a raro combination. Mr. T. Arabella's nroxnects are nt quite xo lla'tering. Tho dear girl i" fastidious. Mr. T. Bellu is a little fM1. Mrs. T. Why, how can you say Mr. T. Because it i so. Fiistiilioii. indeed! Do you know the way l" judge a young man? . Mrs. T. I know that.her slaiuiarm' very high. Mr. T.-Is it? Well, .-it the Lw reiu-e dance the other night, yeuiij Brown took her down to. supper a iw likely young fellow Mrs." T. But hiirdly Araheil style. Mr. T. And when I asked lier st breakfast, how she liked him. said: "Pretty well, but O, P:ipa. "'i'1 you notice he put lirs napkin on I'1'1 knees?" . Mis. T. She is so iiltra-relined. Mr. T. Ultra fiddlesticks! Aimtlirt young man wore ill-fitting gloves third let his hair grow in an ugly . at the back of his neck, ami so on Mrs. T. My dear, you don't uiu'ut stand girls. Mr. T. Mv dear, I don't want ta Mr. T. You ought to be very prowl of Arabella. Mr. T.I am she lias a lovely a Mr. T. And to strive to establish her well in life Mr. T. What shall I do? Advert for a man w ho wears Id napkin ovif one knee only. whoc glove are inl to order, nnd Mr. T.I lie aw ake half the nigh', plotting and planning for my children, w hile you nnore serenelv on. Mr. T.-A fair division of la'W Maria. A head of the house, to Mort i my inalienable ritilit. GoihI uigl'ti my deat!-f,7i IL Wdch, in Fuel