X FOREIGN GOSSIP. --Siiico the Fraiieo-Germaii war 115 Btatue Iiitvn iH-pif creeled in Franco. VFranci jinijvin, tho French go:ir painter, has. boeoaio', blind. Uu hu painted forty'eiirjf. y -iieoii Margaret Italy does all her shoppingjil ixynoii, wiih no more fus tliitn any-f Ijor subject, ami goes parly in tho day to avoid the crowd. A bydt containing fourteen persons i:u bee successfully worked on the fcijlifo witli artillclnl win;, acting on tliii nlr and propolod by a rotating wheel. ' The Q io mi of Koninania, already , nn eminent poet, ha engaged to de liver a course of lectured on "Moilern Literature" at the Iiuchurest high '.Itchool. Tno cens of Franr for lHl shows a total opnlation of 38.21H.903, ngainst 37.072,0-IH in 1MH1. Tho popu lation of Furi ha inrreacd only 75, 000, against nn increase of iWO.OUC re corded in IHMl. Tlie (loveiiiiiii nt of Norway has prohibit! d 111" killing of Ihe beaver in that country except riming three month of the year. Hitherto the ani mal ha b lcKtroyctl at nil seasons, on account of the injury it lil to for est in taking tree for building it hut. -Mr. (iladstnnc' hirlliilay gift In cluded among other tiling, n red kci rhicf for iii neck, at least a dozen bottle of hi favorite jam, one mutton Him tln-ee mince pie ami a I ox of pill, the liiht namcil from the husband of the woman who forwarded the mutton pie, The I if 1 ) it Ihrsin-Cuurur say, api-opo of an oiler of a (ierinun house to engage a trained velocipede traveler to iniike a t ' of tint Icailing (ierman sugar rcliner'e and machine work, that the rcpn tentative of a promiiicnt ll-rlin linn ha completely renounced railroad traveling, and call on hi customers, even those of Switzerland, exclusively on the bicycle. "I,'prny I curable" wa the bold declaration made Home iiiouth ago hy Dr. ITrhftm ile Krcita. professor of Ihe medical hcIiooI in Oporto, and now lint Cpimlita Mviliru (published at (oiinlinutlic seat of the only linker city in I'oi'tiigalJ.'Vxplaiu in detail the rcaNon fi'rt- tfli assertion, and declare that scrotal case of leprosy have hcun cured by., electricity principally. The editor of the lkiit.ichr t'ruer-Wfhr-'.fitn-hHfl publishes annually sla lilicit concerning the Imruiiig of theater, the lntct improvement for making Hem lire-proof, etc. The year lHWi ha been in this respect the most favored of any since, the burning of the King Theater, only Mi x llU'ufcr himrtgl been destroyed by Ih-f;, "including the Hindu Theater of Tinnervelly the only casualty which involved any scriou los of life. The ligtires for the past few year were: M in lHK.i, 10 in IMI, 22 iii ISSJ and -'.") In mi. STORIES OF DOCTORS. tyuerr ThliiR Abiiut thn Mi'ii Who llulil Our Lin's In Tlii'lr lliinils. A woman in New York near lifty ha been a cripple f r years, mid ha suf fered intensely. She spent, thousand and thousand of dollar in obtaining the. medic, il advice, but to no purpose. Lately she consulted a inounte. bank, who jruve her a prescription li ii h evpclled a tape-worm, of which the regular pivclioncr had entertained no suspicion. A doctor who ha been In practice iu New York for nearly forty car had, some inon:hs a :o, nu agonizing pain in hi loins which untitled Iii in for work. A doctor rar ly treat themselves, he had recourse to about a dozen of Hie most distinguished physicians' in town for their diagnosis, ll ich one differed from the other, and not one's opinion agreed w ith his own. Many predicted hi spec ly death; but he cured himself in a few weeks and ha had no return nf liie disorder since. lleee:iil, a w 'H-knowu rich tlnan rier, having suffered for months from eciv iic. niacins so .;it relief at the hands, one at'icr neiih-r, of till the it ictors in ltotciii, Tucy told Iii tit that Ids Inaiil w.is iill'eciel, til it hi kidne were diseased, tlial he had liver com plain', tlur it wa Ihe indirect result of neuralgia, etc. K.ich and all prescribed a remedy. He tried the various renn dies, Iml none of llicin wa of any avail. I'inalh he went ahro.id for hi health, and, being in Vicuna, consulted an emi nent ph sicia i there, who told him lie had a onpis iu the uoc, and that it oii;;lil to l removed immediately. Thit ' iJtr;if(i.;,'lmiMine, was performed, and the V.yvlcr had no more pain iu Ids head; . A sn. J fiil dm-tor will claim that the palilalias an abscess in the liver a cry ".serious affection, and w ill luiu tu! the llesh w ith a small, sharp rvringcj and pretend to withdraw tho pus, ii' lot ted to he a chemical mixture he ha lutixely Introduced into the in stniimak. The effect of this on Ihe mind ot if nan believing himself to 1 iillliclcj wih so diingerons an absce- may ln ivadily imagined. The fancied pus li'tuoM'd, the abscess will heal; a complete cure i w rouln. Who would not p; liU'rally to Ik' thu rid of a mighty jieril. M'fr tin1 K.mprcss Kugeuie had jjiven binlL'!,. (lie Prince Imperial an im portant oH-raliou was iiciessary, and ViiH the celebrated doctor of Pari and several American doe tor , ividcut there wciv ealh-d in,; wtnioi'' them lr. Johnson, now dcl. lining her treatment it was f.ilul to their cousti'inatiou that the 44rMxl had left her brain. She was in iitoiuciit.iry Ti il of losing her life. A miIciiiii consultation took place. No lody could advise except JoIiikou, who Jccl.iivd he could remedy the f il. IU hold her up by tho heel and the blood flowed back to her brain.. Ho saved her lifo. Not n of tho Parisian sagos would havo dreainwd of offering so monstrous nn Indignity to tho Kmpress of the French. lit the indignity, a they nftcrward acknowledged, was pr f rable to her death. A millionaire named Parrish had a prave ailment and several leading physician were summoned, but none of them gave him relief. Then a doctor, able, but often rudo In manner and speech, wa called in and rendered thdeired nervlco. Hi bill wan ono thousand dollar, which Farrish de clined to liquidate "on the ground th'-t it wa exorbitant Tho doctor, with an oii', declared, which wa trim, that ho had saved hi patient' life, hut tho lato patient still demurred. Then suit wa brought and the full amount recovered, much of which the plaintiff had to part with for lawyer' fee. Sonio month after tho patient had a recurrence of the trouble, and Snvri wa n train Aimioneil. Ho went, but refused to do any thing until the sufferer had drawn a check for one thousand dollars, which he did inir.o diately. If thn Hick man had been poor, tho doctor would, probably, havo made no charge, but ho wa resolved that Parrish should not benolit by h' skill without liberal ivconip.'iise there for. tloMtm Journal. A BAD CUSTOM Home Itrimoin Why a Vmn Khoutd Not los n III l.lKhtnl lr. A placid and callow-looking young man, who wore a nil k hat, n fur triiiinied coat, light over-gaiter. and palmit leather shoes, tripped nimbly up to a well-fed man seated in the Liudell Hotel lobby and raised a mutilated "snipe" to'his lip with, "A light, if you please?" Tlio well-fed man con tinued to work hi liaIf-inoked cigar while ho made a careful search of seven of hi pocket for a match. Tho placid dude kept an uneasy gaze at tho burning cigar. Two minute passed in that way, and the well-fed man wa tired, and he showed it. "I haven't a match, but you can probably get a light at the cigar stand," said he, rising to point out to Ihe young man an alcohol blazu not ten steps away. "lleg y'r pawdon," gasped tho cal low one, while a (lush of indignation chased over his face. Tho well-fed mail resumed his seat ai P puffed away serenely at hi cigar. There seemed to be nothing new to Iii in in the occurrence, but it w is not com mon, and those about recognized it a a rare installed of courage, and it wa the theme for the next half-hour's chat. . "That wa right," observed tho lirst thopeak. "and, though it i a little .in novation of the popular custom, it I a eouimoti-seu.se act. I always carry matches ,(or the benefit of my friends, a well a for nSself, that I may be able to smoke my own eigar, but if 1 chancii to be caught withont a match I never have tho courage to. refuse to turn over my cigar when ask 'd for a 'light.' I consider it impertinence to ask a man fur a light n'V his cigar, but custom ha established that iinpcrliucnco so linnly you are criticised if you attempt to in augurate a new era for smoker. 'It i an old, weather-beaten and foolish idea that courtesy make it nec- , . . i . . e-sary to tei every stranger, wiinoui consideration of his occupation, handle your cigar," offered a gentleman on the other side of th well-fed man. "If I am smoking a cigar mid it is half or throe-quarter burned, I am not. going to let a Strang t handle it ami then re- ; nrii it to mv mouth. A 'gentleman who thinks before ho act would not expect me to, and w hen I happen to be w ith out a matc'i a id do not fed Hush enough to buy another eigar, I politely inform the man that I am without a match. , It i only occasionally you run upoit a in in who I so rude as to ask vo.i why you don't give him your rigaV "Hut if he should?" "Well, iii that case mv explanation is adapted to til ' length of lime 1 have to spend with the person. There are a thousand and one objection to the practice." "It wa on'y yesterd iv," interrupted an attentive listener, "that I saw a physician stop culling tho diseased llesh of a patient and light a cigar. Three minute later a man dropped around and a-ked Ihe physician for a lii;lit, II ','ave it to him. 1 would not have touched his cigar, nor would I have allowed him to to ich ono 1 wa smoking, for man is naturally a care less animal. Th -re i an immense num ber of p'l'sniis whose business it i to handle poisonous substances, and in addition to these there are not a few who accidentally touch a matter of which a small particle will taint a cigar. The most minute speak of poison will cling to the moistened part of a cigar, and. touched to a chapped lips may destroy your comfort and the beauty of your face for week. The drug clerk, com pounding prescriptions in w hich are deadly poisons, runs out to get one of the ingredient at another corner, and while on the way consider it hi unquestioned privilege, under the present custom, to sk you for a light. The chemist, the scientist, the phy sician and mechanic employed in cer tain kind of lab ir arc equally d.i:ijer on men to give or receive a 'light' from. One workman may have brass, dust on his lingers a he goe home from work, but lie doc not consider that. I will, and hereafter my cigar will lie ln iolatV I.ouu AV;i;.V. oil. The tvele-y car-old daughter of Hans Hansen, of Pipestone l unity, Minn., plowed 112 acres of hi farm for him last year. IViicija Juitrnul BREEDING FOR BEEF. MfnltH'lor thI- llultlnfrom th MlaUkr or Htork-llalur. Ilroeder. feeder and butcher of cat tlo scolded when tho folly of raising and feeding boeve for the production of soap-fat wa shown, aix or eight year ago. Yet they aw, what every practical cattle man will see readily, that three-cent tallow can not be profitably made by feeding good grain to stock. It may be true that the feed er ".vill receive for hi over-fat beeves price that will pay richly for the corn fed, but the los i there still. The consumer pay it Part of the tal low I saved tj make soap or oleomar garine, and that make the los to hu manity somewhat le than it would be if all the tallow went to the dogs, a a great part now doc. To get a correct understanding of the magnitude of the los of food re sulting from tho mistaken of breeders and feeders, one should note how much fat is left on tho table after the roast or the steaks have been eaten; ho should see how much fat tho cook ha put aside before sending the meat to the table; he should estimate tho quantity thus rejected from the whole carcass, and finally calculate what the aggre gate i from all tho ripo bullock slaughtered. Meantime it will bo well to keep in mind tlio fact that; not Jess than 4, ." HJ to 5.0UO pounds of corn is fed iu fully ripening an average bul lock. That grain -will make from 500 to GOO pound of beef, of which the great er part, say 37.') to 4.r)0 pound w ill be indigestible tallow. Thu the feeder succeed in condensing from 3,:L'() to3, ti'.M) pouudof nutritive breadstuff into 31 1 lo82J pound of dry nutrition, or it oqnivalent. Truly that in condensing the product of tho farm but the little nutritive material left after tho proce seem to have cost the world some thing. If it be assumed that the corn i worth 30 cents per bushel tho nutri tion resulting from feeding it to steers Will cost at least Nit to '.VI cent per pound, while tho nutrition in the corn would have cost only eight-tenths of one pound. I will say nothing here of tho tallow eaten, nor hint lit the bad effects there of on the digestive organs of the eaters, for of that there will be diverse opin ion. Each may decide for himself, if lie can, how much he i benefited by tho fat he eats. What all will admit, for nil will of course be more anxious to uncover the truth than to uphold tho breede.'s, i that tallow can be worth no mora for food a meat than it is as a material for imitation butter, and that is probably not far from three cent per pound. Hut it may be w ell to drop this line of thought, lest it lead dangerously near to the conclusion that the growing of beef or human food is a most wasteful use of laud ami labor, for w hich there is the one excuse only that man will not live by bread alone, but demand a little butter there with, and a slice of meat also, be the cost what it may. Feeders have been thinking of these matter, and a few of them have deter mined to try feeding for the production of tender, juicy and lean meat. They think that, handicapped as they are by the strong hereditary tendency of highly-bred beeves to make fat of the food they cat, cattle can bo made, by in telligent treatment, to go on day after day adding to their weight of flesh, in creasing very little the while their 'tore of fat, Tho task may bo a difficult one, for the feeder will have to conquer strong tendencies fixed by generation of breeding for the purpose of intensifying the very qualities that may soon be de clared useless, if not worse than useless. A few men are preparing to feed I ves for the production of the greatest at tainable percentage of juicy, lean meat, that light may be thrown on the ques tion w hether or not such beef as will ha profitable to cousumeik and palatable, can be made with pr.ilit to the feeder. The carcass w hich won the sweepstake iu the last Chicago Fat Stock Show, and the one w hich w as next to that sweep stake carcass in the cs'imation of judges, were of bullocks fed on ratitui consisting largely of oat. In both cases the habit of feeding maize was so strong that the feeders could not resist it, but made one-quarter of the ration of thai fattening grain. lloth steers were of race having a, ' powerful hereditary disposition to put fat on their carcasses, yet, with all these disadvantages th. animals turned out beef in which there was a large per centage of eatable meat. Some skillful breeder will be found ere long with courage to cut free, from old "tradition and cuter squarely on the new line of feeding for the interest of the consumer, by gi ing to hi cat tle ration composed as nearly as prac ticable of blood and tissue making ma terial. He will find no difficulty in selling at a good profit every ounce of such biff as he will make by such a course, for w hile the public generally may require educating up to tho point of appreciating nutricious beef, there a iv plenty of people who will welcome any opportunity t get meat while lcrm and muscular, shall at the same time be tender, juicy and toothsome. A". II". iVrry, in Country Inntlainin. GROWING HOPS. Th Soil anil I'rrritiOloiM Svmrr to Thvlr Socrrtsdil t ulilvatinu. Any land adapted to growing corn will be suitable for hops. The soil should le good and well prepared, just K'fore the time of setting, which should Ive done a stm tlio ground will ad mit of being well tilled. The roots, or hop sells, a they mv called, are sprout thrown out from tho crown, and are full of eves and may be cut iu piece two or three inches iu length. There should always he twb or three eyes on each piece. The selft are sold by the I bushel. Two or three root should be j put into each hill. They should lie planted by hand in hill six feet square1 ' m . 1 ..!!. I !.a. or sewn ieei oy cigni. iu nc " the wider space i preferable, a tlio vine will fully occupy the ground, and if placed closer together they could not be cultivated with a horse. The land may le marked out to indicate the place fir setting the root, and afterward a hill of p itatoes or corn tho first being preferable may be planted between each hill of hop in the same row, and another row half way between the hop row. If these are made equal space apart, all of tho row will bo in line so that a a cultivator may bo worked between them and the land bo kept clean. By this plan a go id crop may bo had in the hop ground the first year, and tho land he kept clear of weeds gras and weed will spoil a hop crop, and on thi account freedom from foulness is imperative. Before cold weather two or three forkful of manure must be thrown directly on the top of the crown of the hop plants to protect them through the winder and to give them a start in tlio spring. The second year the pole should lie set, one or more in a hill, or wire should be stretched across the field along the rows on high post with win- hanging down to which to attach the vines. The poling must bo done early, so that the vines can bo trained upon thorn, or to the wire as soon n they start. Every few days the yard should he gone over to fasten all stray vine to the poles or wire. A soon as tlio ground i lit a cultivator should bo started and kept going enough so that Ihe land will he mellow all tlio season and free from grass or weed. In thu spring, after freezing weather is over, tlio manure on the crowns or hills may be raked out and put around the hills. Kaeh autiinri there should bo the same manuring; each spring the same care should bu observed with poles and stringing thu, vines, and tho snnu careful culture should be given. When all th:s is done a yard will last a lialf-do.on years or more and do well. There is not much differe'ieo in the cost and labor between the pole and wire sys tems. The latter is patented. Pole can be had at various prices, according to quality, cedar being the best ns well as the dearest iu first cost. They mostly come from Canada. Hops, when well set and cultivated, will often produce ns good a crop the sec ond year after planting us aft"rwards. A soon as the hops are ripe they should be'picked and the poles stacked. Picker are paid by tho box-full usually, and not by the day's work. The price varies in localities, and ac cording to the scarcity of help. A smart picker expect to make 'i to ?3 a day. Rural Sew Yorker. ORIGIN OF FETICHISM. Itrllcimi System KrmiltlnK from Simple MoUi, ot llilnklnif anil ICiminiiiiuii;. So soon as intelligent curiosity began to mingle with the dull wonder with w h'ch human beings had long regarded unusual natural events such as, for instance, an eclipse, u flash of light ning or n flood the only explanations that could suggest themselves would be the logical result of the prevalent habits of thought, of such simple analogical reasoning as has been referred to. All moving things being vaguely felt to lie living, the sun in eclipse would be thought of as sick or wounded; the lightning as a creature like a rattle snake that makes a noise, glides swift ly and strikes suddenly; the flood as the river itself iu a rage or pas-ion. Such va explanations as these of the nature of tin; external universe, or of special events in it cmuu nations sn I title self-conscious and so little reasoned as hardly ti deserve the name of "expla nations would seem to be in the natural course of evolution the lirst notions that could be called religious; but such notions are pure fctichism. The characteristic of such a state of thought is. that the moving principle is no! thought of as separate from the moving tiling, nor the living principle as separate from the living being, nor the spirit of other men or animals as separate from their bodies. The ob servances appropriate to such a religion would consist iu appeals to those exter nal beings or imprecations upon them, similar to those appropriate between man and man, because those beings would be regarded a living and so not felt to be wholly different from men; but in every case the tiling or object it self, and not any thing unseen, would be the object of any ceremonial observ ance. A community of children between the age of two and five might natural ly evolve' a somewhat similar religious system. The baby who cries out, "Naughty door!" w hen it pinches its lingers in th hinges; the child who urges a spinning-top to continue spin ning, or i angry with it for stopping; or w ho lls en with wondering awe to a watch and asks if it is alive, long be fore any of them have any notion of spirit or ghost, or of unseen causes of action all illustrate how naturally fctichism results from simple mode ot thinking and reasoning. Similar habit. of thought account for much of both ancient and modern mythology, with out the intervention of spiritism, they appear s a revival iu civilized nation in the astrology and alchemy of the middle ages and may to-day be traced among many savage tribes. (Jeorqe I'cHi u; in Popular S-ienrt Monthly. Pref. 11 ighe say a silk ribbon is t't'nf ligbtuiiig conductor than a it.otA.l.o .'oil. Chicago Intcr-Occan. s LITTLE WOMEN. Tha Dlfflrulty They Kiprrlenc In Obtain. Ing Hultable Kmployuaent In C ltlea. Few have any idea of tho trial and tribulation of cultivated women small in stature, who seek holiest employ ment in the'eity. The little lady, may bo modest, pretty, neatly dressed af fable in conversation and agreeable in manner, yet aim st every avenue load ing to a respectable living i closed to her. The shop-keeper picks hi female help in the spirit that animate him when he m ike a display of good in hi window. And it must bo con fessed that practically, if not theoreti cally, he is right. A commanding and fine-looking woman will sell a sealskin cloak in five cases out of six where a little body would fail. The big woman can expatiate more grandly on its merits, and by wrapping it around her and parading before a mirror, show it off in all it perfec tion. The littlo lady may he refined gold, but there is nothing impressive about her. Her small stature a a mis fortune that she can not remedy. Sho can not become a floorwalker in a dry goods emporium, for sho lack the sweep and carriago and tho lordly aplomb which awe employes and at tract purchasers. She has great trouble in securing even a place behind the counter. Her fragility and tiny size are in the way. She can not reach tho goods on a top shelf, nor can she return them after a sale is made without climbing to the counter, which un graceful act would quench thu hist spark of dignity left by nature nt her birth. She is out of place again in the parlor of a fashionable milliner or dressmaker. You may find her sitting in a little hack room sdjoiniiig. stitching away in a had light and a worse atmosphere, with her knees up to her chin, b it you will never see her iu the, salesroom. "A small woman is out of place- in a show room," said the proprietor of a fashion warehouse, when one of her hand sought a situation for a worthy but undersized lady. "I have no use f oi lier there. Shu can not sell even a pattern. People! will not go to her. They will hardly ask her a question. They pass her by as though a child, and go to a saleswoman more stylish and commanding. One is promiiicnt and the other insignificant in appear ance, and the prominent figure in variably attracts attention." A place for the little lady wa found in the mailing department at six dol lars a week. At tho same time a tall woman of good figure, who carried her head like a Juno, neither well educated nor particularly agreeable, was placed in the sluiw-rooni at fourteen dollar per week. She was not a refined nor as painstaking as tho little one, but sho had the physique so highly prized by an experienced modiste. The little ono toihdteii hour a day with hardly a respite, while the big woman walked grandly up and down the parlor super intending sales and keeping every tiling trim. Petite women are rarely employed as forewomen iu largo business houses. Such situations are almost invariably filled hy ladies of regiilar figure and hauteur. A few are pre.ty, some are intellectual, and less are charming. Many are Amazons by natnrc us well as in appearance. They aro made majestic by size and bearing alone, and are nearly destitute of feel ing for thosa of smaller stature whose lines are not cast in places so pleasant. Such forewomen command from twenty to sixty dollars a week. They can be found in every establish ment where f tshionable female attire is sold. Salaries seem to bo proportioned to the size of the woman employed, and no; on her ability. There are hundreds of little women holding comparatively pleasant situations, but even in these th -y labor under natural disadvantage. The. salaries are light, and their figure forbid promotion. The little one are to be pitied. Witli warmer hearts, keener intuitions, brighter intellects, more knowledge of human nature and more tact iu many cases than their larger sisters, their business sphere re mains narrow and contracted. Mar riage alone can take them from the rug'.o.l road of life and transplant them to the pleasant gardens that line the way. X. V. M'til awl Esprens. CLARK UNIVERSITY. An Kiliiratlnnnl Institution to lie t'otinilrd In the Ity of Worcester, .Mass. Jonas (iilman Chirk, the wealthiest citizen of Worcester, Mass., has an nounced his intention of founding in that city an institution, for the promo tion of learning in all its higher branches, to be called Clark University. He will start it with an endowment of $1,000,000. Kight well-known gentle men of Worcester are associated with him in the petition for incorporation. Mr. Clark says he does not expect to start at once a university complete in all respects; but it will be on the broadest jxissible basis so far as instruc tion is concerned, It will not lie, in sense, denominational. There will be religious teaching, but it will be free from any technicalities of belief. There will be in connection with it a law school, medical school, and posihlv a school of theology. The main college buildings will set back from Main street near the Woodland street line. If the citizens offersubstaritial evidence of sympathy and support, Mr. Clark will farther generously endow the institution n its needs become ap parent. Mr. Clark's death will make no difference in the plan. Ile intend that the new university shall in time fairly rival Harvard in scope and National reputation, and he ha ample funds to carry out his idea. A". F. STUDY OF A BLUE-QAv Soma of the Amuilng Thlnn r. Thli Hljhly IntellHen" B, Investigating every thing in tu is ono of my bird's greatest pi,' and most attractive of ell he flnj 1 drawer of my desk, m the wliich ho stand delighted and k .1 .1 I... ,1... i. . . . i: iiuicu u mo TiuiiHj uuiorenhu, f would be the havoo if 1 were not ti and the curious thing about it s. he will pull things over careles,. j on touching somo particular tlii. see that I do not approve recognize my sentiment u l ly as a bright child Woi that thing, and that only, i,( have. At once he snatches it t,!i , away across the room, and Iniatf.J him in vain, lio regards it a ti got up for his amusement, and or,, ever equaled him in dodging; not be driven, and if cornered h( hi wing. I simply put my wit,,,, his. follow him about till he has t,' his load to breathe, when a sudden, send him olf, and I secure it cover up any thing lie knows at ml is some forbidden treasure, and J. all his energy and cunning, wliid great, to uncovering and p,,,,, nimscll ot it. lie open ,nv by delivering sharp )lWj' der tho edge of tho cover, hides my postage-stamp, book and magazine. Ho him. the floor in a heavy way, ns often, ways as straight, and holds his to. close together as though he had i tight boots all his life. If startle' bounds up into the air in the., wav, a foot or two, or even nmrp. erally turning half around, aisle, down with hi head the other much alarmed, he will' bounce this way half a dozen times in succession, and should he happen on a table at the time ho usually lauding on the floor. His alightinj any flight is most singular; he cc the floor in a crouching itinn. sprawled, body horizontal and n touching the matting, looking h bird gone mad; then instantly p uj) six or eight inches, half turn, stands upright, crest erect, ami : ing excited, almost frightened much disturbed, lie comes down wings half open, tail held up, nmh feather awry, a if lie were out gale, uttering at the same time a squawk. He is the most expert ci' not only seizing without faiUcs seed thrown to him. but even Hut; bit of falling paper, the hardest things to catch. The blue-jay is a bird of op': about most things, and able to n himself quite clearly as, fur Ms when be found himself under i without rounds, on which he Iii perch, ho stood and looked nine every side, and made a low, i'n ing cry, plainly a protest ajpil unnatural a chair; and again ! scolded at thu rain that came in ' gusts against tlio window, oreli furiously at tlio tho crack unrten when he heard sweepin? side. In general ho is vcr' when one is in tlio roei; the moment the door closes tho last person his voice is li whis ling exactly like a boy, f squawking, and occasionally ut a sweet though not loud song, w! varied by a sound like rubbing against glass. The most pii. prooch silences him. When strong emotion he may sqiiai scream before spectators, but he whistles or sing when ho kih ono is in the room. When out sight, and so long silent that h forgotten me, I have now awl heard the song. The funniest thing this knn:'" low docs is to stamp his feet, ,W ' genuine expression of impa'icM pleasure. When I lake sonietliiK from him, or he flunks' I meant"1 or refuse him something he stands still, and jerks his feet in way that they stamp with a loud -ns if they w ere of iron. It is wr it) serious anger ho adds to this. I and curtsying by bending tli snapping the bill, pecking, mi'l ing up with the body witliei ing the feet. Ulioe Thome i Atlan!i:. Average Length of Life. It ha been reckoned bysrient that the average length of lifeofa is some four or five limes the per quired to grow to full or adult w this hold true as regards liiii":t! well as the lower animals, ever would be able to reckon hi' '' probable length of life by renien the age nt wliich full growth taincd. Hereditary weakness anil cident of contageous diseases r lenee are tho only elements that" disturb this calculation, wliich i climate would bring the aver.? up to about seventy-five j-earsn' and eighty-five in men. When' frequently less, we are at lilrt.T lieve that there i something"" in the rearing and living of & ' bringing down the average." Lazar. Why He Shouldn't Luk Old Mr. Jones, of Austin, ' lost nearly all his teeth, ' 1 the family of a neighbor. a"ll-j' up little 'Tommy, he Kgan " him on his knee, laughing P Tommy laughed. Suddenly Tommy looked vf? estly at Mr. Jones and said: 'Why do you laugh so?" Oil, I laugh because yon. "J- ( -You mustn't, Mr. Jones you laugh you show all the t haveu't got rTixat SiflW