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VOL. 19.
EUGENE CITY, OR, SATURDAY, APRIL U, 1887.
NO. 33.
be tinm (Situ Guard.
L L CAMPBELL,
pnbllber i4 Proprietor.
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L dilYEU. 0. M. COLLIER.
BILYEU & COLLIER
-Attorneys nd Counsellors at Law,
EUGENE CITY, OREGON.
nUACTICK IN ALL TIIE COURTS OF
I. this State. Will give special attention
oeellection and probate matters.
Orricf--0ver Hendrick ft Eakin's bank.
CEO. B. DORRIS,
Attorney and Counsellor-at-Law.
WILL PRACTICE IN THE C3UKTS
of the Second Judicial District and in
h. Sunreme Court of thil State.
Sotcial attention given to collections and
ratten in probate
Washburne & Woodcock
Yttorne j -at-I,mv,
eUGENE CITY, - - OREGON
OFFICE At the Court House. iy8mS
GIO. A. IXJHRIS.
8. W. CONDON,
CONDON & DORRIS,
AUorncys-afL:iw,
KCtiENK CITY, - - - OREGON
OmeE r)ver Robinson ft Church's hardware
Hon.
GEO. M. MILLER,
Attorney and Ccnnsallor-at-Law, and
Real Estate Agent.
(UGENECITY, - OREGON.
OH lc formerly occupied bv Thomusokft
lean.
J. E. FENTON,
Attorney-at-l.au.
EUGENE CITY OREGON.
Special attention given to Real Eatate P rao
ice and Abstract of Title.
OmcK Over Grange, Store.
T. W. HAllRIS, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon.
OFFICE
Wilkin's Drug Store.
Ktiideuce uu Fifth atreet, where Dr S helton
wmerly rwkivd. '
Dr. T. W. Sheltun,
Vhysicitm and Surgeo n.
Owict-Front room over Uatlock'a S tore.
EUGENE CITY. OREGON.
DR. JOSEPH P. GILL,
(lAX BE FOUND AT HIS OFFICI I or re.
VMeaue When not limfiuuimmll nnun mul
Office at tb r ' '
POST OFFICE DRUG- STORE.
Hftiiilence on Eighth itreet, oppoeite Preeby
nan Church.
J. J. WALTON, Jr.,
ATTORNBT-AT-LAW,
EUGENE CITY, OREGON.
WH'L PRACTICE IN ALL THE
ouru of the StaU.
ooecj attention given to real e.taW, eid
,mF' V"1 Pbate matten.
UQ tat h.. ll 1 . ... ....
m,,;: ,"" '' waima againat trie
uJISutiGoverniwt.
m walton'i brick-rooma 7 and &
FAIR DEALINQJS OUR MOTTO.
in keed nf building mate-
do well to call and ne our Cobunf
ctn llimber. kP t Midifley k Dyinger
0I17:, " can pleaee all kind. of oiutomere
Immk..! . iio u. n call oeiore
-,0 ewhere. X. N. Mathiws. Airt.
J. DAVIS,
Merchant Tailor.
UILPEXEP A SHOP ON NINTH
I AnikHil. t Q... T-1 -.1
"i,,t'tr,,to,lnk'''l of work otfeml
A I... . .
,7T (. .wick of P!n. i.. ji..
J oB7TuUctfrom-
rna and j o .
tae, Nov. 6, im. ti
NEW GOODS, i
JLt
I B. DOT'S,
tW A GENERAL
IB 11
A large assortment of La
dies and Childrens Hose at
12 1-2 cts.
Good Dress Goods at 12k
liest Corset in town for 50c
An immense stock of New
and Seasonable Goods.
Fine Cashmere in every
shade
New and Nobby styles in
CLOUTING.
Liberal Discount for
CASH.
IMPS
Tliat ilie CHEAPEST place to Imy
Dry Goods, Clothing, Hats,
Boots and shoes, Etc.
-IS
FRIENDLY'S.
P. S. Have also iust received
if from New York
'iotsx f t ATvrocp
MANS, WRAPS
GOODS.
.T-
A.
1
Four splendid "New AVliite" Nickel-plated
Sewing Machines All Complete.
I am offering these nt acliines at cost, tutt 'having the linio or room to deal in
them any longer. Thm itt a line opportunity to fecure one of thiwe inont popu
lar, nt furniHhed, and cerUinly the most tltairalle of all Sewing Machim
I alno ofTer the following bargains:
Forty Ladies' "ew Market Cloaks for $1 less than Cost.
Twenty-five Gents fine Overcoats, (this season's pur
chase,) for $1 less tlian Cost.
These are all new, di -siralile goods, and will pay 30 pT cent, on the invfHt
ruent even if one had t i lay them away until next V inter.
I have a number of other bargains to offer and la whuh I will call aUen
tion from time to tiimi.
r. r. FATTEHHON.
W. B. PATTKKSUN.
F..F
Contractors,
Plastering, Stone
Brick Work.
and
also ncALcu is
luemz and San Jean Lime,
American and English Cemeni,
Nev York and California Plaster,
Postering Kair, Fire B.i'ck, LatK
Marble Dust, Etc., Etc.
ADDRESS:
F. F Patterson & (5n.
EUGENE crrY, OBI JGON.
OHMCK-With. Revkwith ft Ha a.
Patterson Co
If l ilt
Trimming silk and Sat
ins in all shades.
Moire-antique Silks
Velvets in Colors.
The finest stock of French
KID SHOES
ever brought to this place.
BOOT ari l SHOES
in all grades-
GROCERIES
of all descriptions
JfUUIiJiJ
AT -
City a large in-
rT r a tto T.r.T.
and DRESS
V. PETERS'.
CRAIN BROS.
DEALERS
-
Vitckei and
Jewelry,
Musical Instruments, Toys, Notions, etc
Watche., ti ock., and Jewelry reiwired and
warranted. N orthwe.. corner of Willaiurtte
and Eighth iti veta.
Soinetliing New.
MR. GEORGE VnCOX WITH J. A.
WINTER, will iak hotraplic enUrge
mcnU hy tl new
Permarent Eromide
prema, finely finUh, I in India Ink and
Water Cdrirm,
TIIYSICIANS,
MINISTERS, VOCA LISTS, TUBLIC
Speakera and the Phifiwlomstgvnernlly
recommend SANTA AR1 E at the beat of all
medicine! for diseases of the Throat, Chest
and Lungs.
BEWARE OF I LIMITATIONS.
See that our trad mark, SANTA ARIE, is
on every bottle. Satisfaction guaranteed or
mouey refunded.
OF
5,000 REWARD T,0(X
For a better or more nleaaaut remedy fur the
cure of Consumption, Cough., Axthma, Cnnip,
Wh(M).inir CoiiKh, and Kronchial tmulilm
II an GREEN'S LUNG RESTOKKR. SAN
TA A HIE, AIUET1NK and MOUNTAIN
UALMCOUUH L'VKK. Not a secret com-
JMiund. A complete mixture without the ad
lition of any powdcra.
GUARANTEED A POSITIVE CURE
VX for Catarrh. Cold in the Head. Hay
Fever, Rom Cold, Catarrhal DeafneM and Sore
Eyes. KiMtore. the souse of Umto and smelt;
remove bad tonte and unpleaiiaiit breath, re
nultingfmm Catarrh. Eiwyand plcanant to
line. Follow direction aud a cure in warranted
by all drnincMta, Send for circular to AHIE
TlNE MEDICAL CO., Oroville, Cal. A.k
for
SANTA ARIE AND CAT -II CURE,
For ude by all dniK",'intti.
JUMBO. JUMBO.
The original Abictiue Oiutment i. only put
up in large two ounce tin boxea, and is an ab
oli'V rir fur old aow., b imj wniudx, chap
ped hand., ami all skin eruptions. Will posi
tively cure all kinds of piles. Ask for the
Original Aliietine Oliitmtnit. -
tor sale liy all druggists.
Sncll, Heitsliu & Woixlard, Wholesale Agts,
Portland, Orvgoon.
J. L. PAGE,
-DEALER IN-
HAVINO A LARGE AND COMPLETE
stock of Staple and Fancy Groceries,
bought in the best markets
EXCLUSIVELY FOR CASK
Can offer the public lietter prices than any
other house
IN EUGENE.
Produce of all kinds taken at market price.
You Can
Save time and money by calling on (
STERLING HILL
and letting him renew your ulwcr!itlon. for
new.paiers, story pajers ami magazines, lie
aim kxpiN a coiimlfte atock of Magazint.. in-
clndiug Century, Mairr, Ieslie etc. All the
opnl.vr libraries, rieasule, Jxivells. ntitiuiara,
liinma and others. In fact everything usu
ally found in a 1st class news depot, P O Build
ing, JMigene.
B. F. DORRIS,
INSURANCE AND REAL ESTATE
. ACENT.
I HAVE SOME VEPY DESIRABLE
Farms, Improved and Unimproved Town
property for .ale, on eay term..
Prm3ort7 Eented and Eents Collected.
The Insurauce Companie. I represent art
among the Oldest and nxmt Reliable, and in
the Phompt and Kuimtabm! aljiitment of their
liases Stand Hkcoxu to ?ione.
A .hart of your patnuisge h solicited.
-Office up Uir, over the (.range Store.
B. V. DORRIS,
INSURANCE.
1ITE HAVE BEEN APPOINTED
f MrenU for the In.urancr ('oinistnie. for
merly held by Mr Hia. Laner, and are pre
pared to insure your
Erase. Bam, Wheat. Wool. Etc-. Ete-
agaln.t nm by fire, and can give you choice
of mm of the i;eT tour him owthih iuT,
I ,.J ; 1 1 1 r. r. n W 1 HMtTT tltl V.
We aek for the lilral patronage exUmled
to Mr l.aur.
HtXHHKKa ft Eakix.
HI
Something
New
Bill Nyr.
UKR YOl'NO MAS.
Boston, Febrbary 7, 1887.
Mr Nye: I have enjoyed your writing,
ever 10 much, and noticing that yon have
given a great deal of advice free, I thought
that poiaibly you would tell me the beat
aiethod of getting rid of an impertinent
young man whose room is much preferable
to hit company.
Hopiug that I do not intrude on your val
uable time,
Your, truly, .
Yoa do not any why you with to get rid
of the young man, nor do you state
what is the matter with himt whether
he it a poor eonvertationaUat or toe
ttatnt ie that Jioe; whlbt tU Bnt
tw Joiuts of at dnger aud thumb are y.l.
low with cigarette .taint, or what hia lead
ing characteristic are, Pwiilily- he baa
fatty degeneration of the thinker.
However, you eay he i an impudent
young man, and I infer yon have gone
through the preliminaries of gentle (corn
and auch things a that Now, what thall
we do to make him fully nndcrttand that
you do not want him to remain?
Perhap you hays such , thing a a
youngor brother about the home. If ao
bring him in and let him toy with the
young man a few hour. You can excuse
yourself whilo you oatenaibly nut on your
other dreaa, aud if you delay long enough
you can oau.o the young man a great deal of
mteuae iLlloriiig. You can take the right
kind of younger brothor, with inlUmina
tory hair and whito eyes and wart on hi
thumb, and leason crack in tlio back of hi
hauda, and if you properly "aick" the boy
on his prey and fasten th door securely,
you can come back in an hour sod do any
thing you want to with that young man. I
know this to be true, for I have been the
young man myself.
I have aim beon the boy
There are other indignities whioh you
might heap on an impudent and persiatuut
young party who don't know euough to go
home,
I have known young men who have
iufostod a house that way to lie eradicated
by moan, of very aad niu.io. They da not
die in the house.
Suoh musio will drive awsy the brave.t
young man who ever tried to sit out a linn
and wakolul parent.
)o you sing?
If ao. let vour selections be of a saored
aud melauchnly nature, soakod with nnahed
tear. Should he undertake to draw near
and console you, you might do as you think
best about allowing him to do so. If you
thiuk that he is simply practicing ou you so
that he can gracefully embrace, you might
induce him him to crawl ucder the divan
after something 01 other, and then while
he Ecntly backed out you oould administer a
aevere reproof to hi in by means of a lenca
hoard, some use a picket, lint you will
lind that a fence hoard will hurt worsen and
so give better satisfaction.
Another plan would bo to avoul laughing
at liis funny anocdotos. Wait till he guts
through with the anecdote aud looks up in
your eyes for a twinkle of merrlmont. That
.1.. ... f.: '...:!. w.i
is ui wiiiu iu ruiruui irum twuiKiiug. . hi.
till he gets to the nub of the joko, a it
were, aud prick up hi ear to listen for a
wild burst of (livery laughter, that la the
time to hang on to your silvery laughter.
ll viu give mm a paioeu cxpreaiiun oi coun
tenance, and you will soe him aoou after
looking at his watch. When he oomplete
hia story, suddenly wake him up aim ask
him if that is all. Few men can endure this
for over two weeks.
Of course, there are othor and more radi-
cal-methode of accomplishing the result you
wish, but these ire the ones more common
in the best of society. I naturally supposed
that you wanted the methods used iu the
beat society, or you would have gone else
where instead of coming to me.
Should you finally wish to be more severe,
howover, you can invite a young girl to be
present during the young man s stay. 1
would suggest that this young girl be a flu
ent talker on the subject of clothes. If yon
both keep the talk going pretty well while
the voung man looks at the album or kazes
with a fixed stare through the telescope that
hain't any picture in it, you will soon have
his pachydermia pelt on the lence.
But tlxire is a bare possibility that this
young man is in love with you, and would
think it humorous even if you were to fill
him full ol fine shot. In that caae, I do not
know what yoh ought to do. Love is a
strange miaaive. It goes where it it not
aent, and it refuaea to go where it Is sent.
If vou could get him away by himself, it
would le well enough to ask hnn if he loves
you. That's the way I would do. The
quicker a matter of that kind is disposed of
the better. Ask him iu a msnly way if
such is the case, and if he really does love
you, and has reason to believe that you were
paying attention to him all this tune, you
cannot in honor desert hi in now.
Sometimes a girl marries a man to get rid
of him. I have known several cases of that
kind. I once knew of a young woman who
married a person in nriler to get rm ui rum
and it worked so well that he isn't at home
once s month since they were married. He
is owner of a wooden leg, and the only way
she can keop him at home ia to get up early
in the morning and conceal hia limb in the
hay mow at the barn.
Getting rid of a man i a very simple pro
eess if you are really in earnest about it.
Some girls marry and feed their victims
with bread that they have made themselves.
that is a rounded way of getting rid ol a
man.
f) not ha disaouraired. Let me know
how you get on with the suggestions made
above, and I am oofldent we will succeed.
Have vou ever tried wearing a large tall
k. aritk . .tnflnd hlueiav nn it. to the the
..wv, . J - ,
atre, and sitting iu the aeat jual in front of
him. I ry It IT you nave not none in al
ready, and if you do not get rid of him, aa
wtl a oreat number of law-abiding citi
zens, write me and I will aoggi-.t something
r . .... - If
else, lours irniy, niu nm,
Mr. Cannon, of Soda Springs, committed
suicide Thursday last at 10 a. in. by shoot
ins himself in the hesd with a shotgun, says
th Appeal. Since he was run over hf a
wagon Isst fall hs has been confined m't of
time to hi bed, and in a despondent moment
on Thursday he told his little girl to bring
him the .hotgun, and she uuthougnieaiy
complied with hi. requc.t.' In a moment
afterwards his sufferings were raahly ended.
An inquest was held byThomaa Scott, J. P.,
and a verdict rendered in accordance with
the above facta. Cannon leaves a wife snd
five children, who are dependent upon the
eharity of the neighborhood in which they
lire. Salem Statesman, April 31
Wboie Ox Ii Gored f -
lOregonian, 1882.
'Is it a fair hit that President Arthur
makes in his veto of the river aud harbor
bill wheo he saya the more objectionable a
bill of this sort becomes the more support it
gets in Congress. That is, ths more heavily
it is loaded the sorer it ia of a big majority.
livery member wants large sums for his dis
trict, whether it has any rivers and harbors
that can be improyed with benefit to com. '
merce or not. Very dear to the heart of the
Senator and Representative Is the improve
ment of local duck ponds and tadpole creeks.
At least half the sum appropriated la every
river and harbor bill is thrown away. The
vetoed biil was the largest "grab" of the
kind ever pawed. Oregon's share ia th bill
was lea tb hail tar prouortiM as a eon-
Essaiooel distrWi, and still leas la proportion
her aotual commerce) so that the veto, so
far as our state is concerned, was leas meri
torious than th veto of the whole bill.
'taken by and large.' "
Oregotiian, March B, 1887.
1. The failure of the Preaident to sign
ths river and harbor appropriation bill passed
by congress is a hard blow to the northwest.
The hope of the country wss oentered upon
this measure, aud the disappointment at Its
failure will amount to positive chagrin. The
bill was in th way of carrying out a settled
policy of the government,
2. The Pre.ideut, who has never visited
the regions specially interested, and who
knows uotliing of the needs of the country
in the matter of river and harbor improve
meut, in defeatiug this bill assumed to be
wiser than the engiuecrs, oongress and the
people together.
3. If it is proposed to take up the states
rights doctrine and to abandon the policy of
aid to publio works, lot the fact be
aunouueed so that we may know what to
expect. The oountry ia tired of professions
forever coutradiotodlui to performance: tired
of a policy whose results are disappointment
and chagrin.
Oregonlan, March 7, 1887.
A Republican President would not have
iguored the river and harbor bill. Oregon
nrobablv had an iustinct nf this sort when
shs didn't givs Mr. Cleveland her electoral
vote.
Lait Debauch of a Prohibition Town-
When the clock strikes midnight to-night
Jackson will be as dry as a po.der hou.ei
The lait three liceusos to sell whisky die and
prohibition will prevail, so far as the law is
oouoorsed. All day long crowds have
thronged the saloons, imbibing the liquid
which aftor to night will be onn est. Jugs
by the hundreds of all sorts, sizos and col
ore, from the little brown jug holding not
more than a nuart to the five-gallon demi-
john, are aeea hurrying up aud down the
streets in the hands ol all sorts w people,
each one seemingly fearful that it will get
left, The "Antia1' aud ."Prohibs" seem to
be vying with each ether as to who will get
their jugs tilled first The rumor got out
this morning that the supply was exhausted
aud for a while there was a wsiling and tear
ing of hair, especially among the colored
people from the country, who set as if they
thought some dire calamity was impending.
hverv negro you moot has not less than a
quart, either on the iusida or out, and still
he is unhappy beoause of his Inability to ouy
more. While there is muoh drunkenness
there has been as yet no bad cases and no
trouble has resulted so far. Midnight may
show up better. It don't look now like the
town is going to bed till the "keg runs dry,"
or the olooks announce Sunday. Jackson
(Miss.) Despatch to Now Orleans Picayune.
. 1 .
Tbo Agricultural College.
The college building association, which is
a corporation organized to erect a college on
the farm noar Cor va I In, iu performance oi
the conditions in the act of 1885, perma
nently locating the Agricultural College here,
met last night A contract for 000,000 brick
was authorized to be rxoouted, tlio delivery
to be made halt on July 1 and the balance
August IS next. It was determined to pro.
ceed in the work without regarding the
action of the Methodist trustees. A com
mittee consisting of the lawyers of the board,
John Buruett, J. 11. Bryson, aud M. S..
Woodcock, was appoiuted to oonfer with the
state board of edujation with reference to
the action oi the church trustees. An
aaseumeut of one-third of ths amount sub
scribed was levied upon the subscribers to
be paid by May I. Mr. Job informed the
board that Col. T. E. Hogg had sent a ohsck
for his subscription of f 1000 in full. It was
discussed whether to call a meeting of oiti
zeus to give expression to the publio foeling
about tlm church's action, but it was finally
thought best that such a call ought to come
from the citizens rather than ths bosrd.
Such a meeting will no doubt be held next
week.
Corvallis, April 1, 1887. .
On Tuesday, the 23d of March, Win Koeh
ler, a German, who lives nesr ths Silver
creek foothilla, met with a frightful accident.
He was vory sick, and feeling chilly built
a lire in his fireplace. Suddenly he diaoov
ered that his house was nu fire, and he
remembered nothing of what suUequently
occurred, until annri.e the uext day, wheu
he found him.elf about teu feet from the
..i i.:. .i.in Ivini nnon the damn
ground, badly burned, tto exhausted was
Kochler that he oouiu ecaruoiy
started to crawl to the ham, but became un.
onnacioua. Finally, however, he reached his
destination, more dead than alive. Here he
remained for three days and nights, sus
taining life on a few raw eggs. On the fifth
duy from the time of the fire the unfortunate
man started to orawl to the claim of auother
German, about a mile distant, but on srriv
ing there he found no oue at home. Fortu
nately a geutleman passed who, discovering
the German's pitiable conditiou, took him to
Silverton, where he is stopping at nreaeut at
s hotel. Koehh r is a bachelor, and his inju
ries, though not necessarily fatal may tend
to bring about more hemhorrh.ge, and end
his life.
The Sunday Welcome man puts on his
".pecs" take, iu the present .Ut of alias r
and ejaculate thusly :
Grant, (iarlMd. Logan, and every other
Republican who "at in the war," must hsve
a monument ere. tsd by public contribution,
but Hancock and McClellan, as great men at
least as Osrfield or I)gn on the aiJe of the
Union, we are proud to eay are not beggars
in their graves. t
"How sleep the brave who sink to rest.
By all their country's wiahes blest."