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EUGENE CITY GUARD. rraprlctar. EUGENE CITY. OREGON. MISCELLANEOUS. - A German observer Is surprised that more attention In not given in this onntry to directing youth in the studjr of nature. A man in Oil and, Cat., made a rai-r tliat he could smoke ninety cigars in two hours. He foiled on the ninetieth, which mode him tick. A partridge flew through a plute ' plasa thow-window' one-quarter inch thick, at Chester, Vt., the other after noon, and dropped dead Inside with a broken neck. "From a Mingle acre yon can gather 8,000 bushels of prime oysters, mid n oyitcrnmn of the Lower Chesapeake Kay. "This bents wheat-raining by jarge majority. Santa Rosa, Cal., hss a remarkable town clock. When the hour hand K)inta at six and the clock strikes Mivontcen the people then know that it i exactly twelve o'clock. San i'ran tlfo Call. Twenty-five yearn ago we were 0,000,000 people; now we are nearly 0,000,000. Then we had Ml cities and towns of over 8,000 inhabitant; now we have 286 of such cities and town. -Then the total population of onr cities was 3,000,000; now It is 12, 000,000. C'vr7j llrrakt. The Sainpad tribe of Indians, who occupy the reservation between the fcpokane and Nespielum Rivers, are said to bo the most advanced and oivil itd race of Indian on the Pncitlo coast Their bmst is that never ha one of their tribe shed the blood of a white man. Chicago Timet, Some purist object to tho nse of the word "render," as often applied to tlie delivery of a song by an artist upon the stago; but we are Inclined to think nch use legitimate, inasmuch as we iind in the dictionary a secondary meaning to be, "to inflict" Lowell Wizen. The riew Brazilian slave law fixes the maximum value of slave nt the following ratJ-si Slaves under thirty years, !)(M); slaves from thirty to forty year, fSOO; slaves from forty to fifty year, f 000; slaves from fifty to fifty live years, f 100; slaves from fifty-livo to sixty years, f 2H). Tho value of fe main slaves Is put at twenty-five per ciit lower than these rates. Charles II. Tweed, who died nt ntlKlmrgh, had peculiiirviews. Among )tlier.thlngs In his will, ho said: "No Slower at tho funeral, eriipo at the loor, nor monument or stone to mark 4he grave. The flint Is cheap respect, the second heathenish, and the lat I -an not afford. What money there Is must bo devoted to useful purposes." Chicago Mail, A railway libuildlnr from theSonth. rn l'aeillo' main line to tho celebrated Cinnabar mines, producing quicksilver, in tho neighborhood of New Almaden, CaL Great difficulties have always lon experienced in getting cheap ad suitable transportation to and from these mines. Donkey have been largely employed hitherto, and at ono time many of the camels now running W ild in Arizona wuro used thoro. A, T. Sun, WEBsTfcK'S BIRTH-PLACE. CbanfM Wr--ht bjr the Team In th Scan Wb.m til NUUimu tared. Webster' birth-place wa formerly situated in Salisbury, N. II., but many years ego a large tract of land, con taining this and many other farms, was let oft" in helping to form the town of Franklin. The road approacliei the spot from the south, but on reaching it turns at a right angle towards the west, o that the present dwelling faces the south. It i a large, plain farm bouse of two stories, with door in the middle From the northern side, just flush with me eastern end, runs a one-story L; ad joining in lu on Uio north is a wood' ..i , ...I . . . neu. i ne uouse ana u were once painted yellow, but the sun and storms or many year ha been at work, and, It not defeated by a new coat of color. will, before long, reduce tbe whole to that hue which nature love to bestow on all structures raised bv man. Directly east of the L stands a mar- m.iccnieim. It was planted by Daniel I .,!.... ',....! T.-I n.'i ... ii.w.ci, vniiuiiu rwiivr.vT cosier, in iiw, and for nearly a century and a quarter has been nurtured ly tho sun shine and the showers, and invigorated by the pure air of this northern region Its diameter is more than five feet at a height of nearly a yard from the exound and its gigantic limbs have a sweep of mniio neveiiiv-uve jeci irom sine to hi do. Uencath it is a woll of pure, cold water, du: by Captain Webster many year before the birth of .hi illustrious son. J ho old-fashioned well-sweep once erected above it gave place iw more convenient euro over a nnnrter of a century ao-n and this in turn has' been supplanFed uy a mouern wooden pump, which creaks and "chugs," indifferent to the fact that it stands noon historic Ground. nnd delivers from its mouth of pine the water from ono of the oldest wells with In this soil. For this well and Huh no. bio treo Daniel Webster never lost his loudness. After resting and feeding onr horses, eating our lunch beneath tho old elm, and drinking from the historic well, we drove down to tho valley of the Merri nine, a distance of three miles, where Is situated tho Kims farm, to winch Captain Webster removed his family, two years after Denied' birth. The old tavern in which they first lived, in which tho lad read tho I'salms to tho teamsters when only six year old, nnd in which ho suhse'tjuuntly made his fiinious defense of tho woodchuek. n disappeared with the march of imnrove incut, but the dwelling that thev sub. seoucnllv occupied still stand. It lu in ono of the broadest portions of the MerriniHO valley, nnd forms the central part in a group of buildings now occu pied as an orphans' home. On tho death oi l apt ain hbenczer Webster tho estate eanie into the hands of Kzcklcl, who sold ono undivided half of it to Daniel. Tho latter, at tho decease of his nrotiier, iiccnme so e owner. Afinr his own death it was niirehnnml hr . gentleman by tho name of Tay, from it was secured lor Its present THE POMAKS. Tho business of painting tho hnge tgn upon fences and burns which as milt tho eye In all part of tho country Is In the hands of a few contractors in New York and CWcs'ro, Ono Urin In this city spends from 10.000 to f'.'O.OOO a year in this way, paving from one and one-half to two cents a square foot for the work, Tho bigger the sij:n the liirtter. Many can be found reaching 11 tO feet In length, and tho biggest of U (st NnwHrk, O.) is more than 800 left long and contains only ono word. Vhinuja Sewn, Crater Lake Is thus described In a petition that is hi aigned in Oregon to make a national reservation of tho wonder; "The sur face of tho lake Is 6,800 feet shove sea level, and it is nliout eight miles lung and six miles wide, ll contains a circular Hand tit XI feet high, on which is found an extinct crater which is ninety foot wp aim xoet in diameter. In an ther portion of tho l-iki Is found a eon loal-shaped rock, wh hrand rises to an altitude of 2,200 feet unove inn water surface. Other rocks i remarkable form and elevation "tiwer high above the hike. Tho lake wall are nearly perpendicular and rv In altitude from 1,000 to 9,000 icu ihinvr Tribune. In the J 1 ANCIENT CURES. Itnw HjrlrlioMn M Tr.t.i . timid Old Tlinm. ine old neolpo of hair of the doz h.i mi you- was almost literally reanxoet in a prescription for the cure f hydrophobia much In vogue with the -lasieurs" of the fifteenth century: , manim pup ola month old, and stuff the samo with cloves, cinna won and diver other spices, and there Her boil the care entire, the which taken warm from the pot and laid unto the part that hath been bitten, will without Joubt. do much good" which' omehow or other, U did not A mow primitive but more sueces.sful method J employed within the memory of hvmg men In a n.nmte iart of ln,,nd. 11m pmient IM ing the efdest 0 f tle fsmily. a tine lad of nineteen. His recovery appearing hopeless front the :'"'V:imi1 hydrophobia which J fxhibited. the dolors Aeelded upon . fling hi,,, t0 ,),, ,,,,, , alternative to the b.irbaron, p of n)thering under a feather bed. which M. hen wmmon. A vein was omwd .l,H'k,,,, "n waoii Ml left to d,e. t, ln, the milkmaid of the liou.,old. pasMinL' 'r the ,Ht with ,er Pf. wi maed to h.-.r the sulWer's voice la ntly anking for "somethinj; todrink." t)verjo;,.d at this uim!suable si -n d n-oovery, the lost no tin,,, hi sum inomng ass-snnee, and the voiw iun.if :u mv,m1. the phvs'ieUus ribin his extraordintry ,.,,,, Ul thne.vning oirof tho ,H.Un bv the ptou flow of Wood. .V. i'. 7Wj whom use. Tho house fronts the plain two-Btory structuro, with ltMr in tho cmitt-r. 1 ho L which nlioins it on , I... , . I - ' I. L . . . "" uuiu oy me statesman, by whom a large number of beautiful elm nnd maples were planted about tho place. Ithin every thing is kept, as far as possible, in its former condi tion. Wo see the same restricted front hall; tho same quaint, narrow stair case, with square rail balusters; the same old-fashioned wainscoting; the small windows with broad paneled shutter on tho inside. On the right of tho door on entering Is the dinine- ....t.i t LI..L .lei. . I " Mien iiv ,-teiiHinr lived to rn- L rlaiu bis friends, and on tho left of me parior, irom the renr of which opens mo sitting-room, originally with louiing noors between. These, how ever, have been taken away, ami only me uromi uoorwuy remains. In .the parlor formerly stood Mr, Minister s table, at which be HAD a si. customed to sit, looking out of (he rnt Kiimowtiown the valley to the crave ...... !, miner, mother .oi eemi oifier im-mlxT of his fain ily. It was the i,t of this burial ground that led him in later lire to f x c nun: "Ah,.,! while the living all change, the tabernacle of tho deml r. inains mialu-red. To me my little t, ive village Is now hardly known but by its aepulehrrs. The villagers are gone; a) unknown generation walks under our vim; unknown faces meet nnd pass nio i mv (),Vn )n,,.rnn I . , mi, mil ne l reeoriii.e iiotliiiic l,t n. i... - iiHiirn, ,., .. 1"',,lu,;.,,",,u,(,e remaining t,t . m u.uu.au. lor. J'rvvUU nee Jour nil,. A Carton and InUrntlnr People TThe Kwfll In Kwlni Konmella. The Taris Tempi give an interesting description of tho Foniaks, or .Mussul man inhabitant of the territories of Rouftcho arid Klrdjali, in Eastern Rou nielia, which reverted to Turkey in ac cordance with the arrangement come to between the Sublime Porte and the Bulgarian Government. The territor ies of Rouftcho and Kirdiall are both of them In the south of Roumelia; tho former being" in tho upper valley of the lthodope mountains, while tho lat ter, which lie more to the east and by far the most important of the two. aituatcd between the river Arda, which lorm the southern boundary of Kou melia, the Ulu-Dere and the mountains of Ilissardjk-Dngh, which are part of i oh unouope cnain. i no district liouftchos contain sixty-four villages. with a population of about twelve thou sand, the principal of them being Dele Klii, IJalaban, Hirsova and Nostankenv, The district of Kirdiali comprise one minurea ana eighty eight village, with about twenty-twothousand inhabitants, the principal of which aro Kirdiuli Karnmantl, Mcrsiler. Karairuencliier aim iiassanonDaiar. Jhere is,- hew ever, a dispute a to whether twenty four of thene village should belong to Turkey or Dulgaria, and (hey are in me niennwniio held by tho latter. I ne inhabitants of these twodistrictsarei.il Mussulman romaks, these l'omaks be fng descendant of tho Hulffarians. who. like tho bervian Heirs, the Albanian Arnaul and Greek Vanalndes. em braced the Mohammedan faith at the imo of the Ottoman conquest, or oon alter, In order to rituin posses-don of ineir iiinus. ineirj 1'omak, though livinsr in nearly a savace state. ar lor the most part of a vcrv peace ablo disposition. Confined to their mountains, they live mainly bv sorl culture and by the manufacture of charcoal from the forest which cover the sides of the mountains. The To milks furnish the best arabndiis. or wagoners, and the transport of goods between Macedonia and Roumelia is entirely in tiieir hands. The l'omaks of Kirdjali are much better off than tlio.se of Roiiftchos. as their territory Is extraordinarily fertile, and, beinr irrigated by various streams, the vl ley nnd mountain slopes produce an endless variety of fruits. Grape grow In abiiiidant'o, mid those are dried as raisum, for the Pomaks do not drink wine. Peaches, apricots, pears, apples and nuts are very plentiful, and the duality of tho tobacco grown in this ",n" 111 ij kuuii. mo lomakB nave preserved gome very curious re ngious practices and superstitions, and, though they belong to tho Mo hiimmediin faith, they look upon the jHiianan priests as magicians no' sesmng great power. When ill they always go to tliem for advice, and do not hesitate to recite tho prayew to the irgiu which me priests instruct them to oiler. When there is a severe drought they take a maiden from ono oi tho villages, cover her over with palms, and pour water over her. chant. mg in Bulgarian appeals to the clem ency oi u,n divinities in whom their ancestors believed tho companions in arm of Asparuk, Kroum and Boris. The Rouftchos Pomaks have never paid any tuxes either to tho Ottoman or to the llulirnrian authorities: and if a tax-collector ever applied to them for payment they politely requested him to return to the place whenee h. came, while in the event of his re fns ing they xhot him. Two collectors and a posse of Koumelisn gendarme i were killed in this wav: so Hint, will perhaps explain the iiiirariaiis to make over these iliHtrictj to Turkey after the fc-rvo-Nulgurian war lust winter. .oiiifon Youlh. THE CORINTH CANAL. An IT...I......I- - . ........r,ir i.IU, Wntk W,,h W, iiipi-irt In Ft,, yrr,. This Work. Which. Cllttinn- lhrm,l. tho Isthmus of Corinth, will If 0f uf licientdep;h and width to allow of the Paga of large ves-els. is ninths "apid progress, employing about one mi msaii.i men. 't he quantity of earth 10 be excavated w ill lu. million cubic feet, and of ti.t. i -'onnn a nun millions have already been remoi ed. The depth of the canal Is proposed to 1 lw.mtv.,1. ....i Hie width nt the surface of the water will be Revcntr-two feet, excfnt l n... entiamv, where it w ill b iH,ut three ii ues tnai width. The water is already till iii 1 1 f ik. I - .11. .... , . KM' I .lllo I lift Int.,1 mt .U M.I .... depth being nearly seventeen teeL It iMiii.n nny estimated that the canal -.ui no aceompiiN bed in about tiv. years from the present lima, UuHn? "V the rate at which it is be in2 carried K will be an Fminml n.,r..i jvorV when completed, and one calcu lated to save much viln-il.L ;.., i. enabling Ul - thronirh tho isthmus. inse,l of bavin n.iiiin mo .Aiore in order to n from est to west..or from f. ... - irvumstauce that must xnrr, i,.' ImportaiuM i the commercial j maritime world. Ch.tmS.-r' j.,..,.... There iis.it u lu i,m . harks ill t water. I.m l. .. has dwind.e.1 down to a!ml im.,r without any apparent k,hh1 reason f,',; "Ui'li a climoje. 'I Iia n..,.,i.- .. i naiks tins ali a, i'v m,....i . . SEACOO ICS WRATH. A IImd Han Who v Not ApprclaU Ilia WlfVa ituthotlo Tanin. "Love," said Mr. Seacook, as he en tered the door, "did you buy the things I gave you money for U day P" "Ves." answered the devoted wife, "and as you said that I was only te iirchae what we really need, I didn't invest in a new dress." "That's liirlit. Matilda: vnu'lf. jo be proud of. It's a great thing to have a better half ono can trust, win, important commissions. Did vou buv tint, It....-'.)" - tltltll t "Ao, John, but I boiiffht the lovnli est feather for my bonnet you ever iia ... I la t. . . - . .. out. Antinomy posl three do nr. i'r...,t r i v it .i . ..irnnioi, loucaiiinniaueces' siiy! ne can rustlo along on corn meal mush. 1 suppose, so that you cs maiie your bat umbrageous with icaiucrn. nat else did you buvP' i bought a hanging lamp for tho nauway-a perfect beaut v. Mrs, o Hooligan says it is the prettiest one llllll Ul'.ili .at.aj if "What does she know about han"in In... ....a Vl'l.... A i c . ....H.. , ,iiiii noes sne know alio, it any tningf Her old shanty luminated with candliu and iiro.i,,,. and here she sails around givin otT a on oi RiaCK on nanirina- Why doesn't the hire a hafl and deliver iwiure nn ierincity and Ianterni 1 suppose yon bought a bushel of car i i-Rcw. or some tning else that no fam ily can oe without. How about the ncnuiiT airip.s.- "1 didn't buy them. I bought a lace iur me arm chair, though -" "Ye, and 1 suppose you ordered o, hio.i nmung tor the eveione taio nnu wsii oecoMtions for the hen '"" I'criuinerT lor the COW. and , . . - , ami b pair of o.era-glasses for the horse and a Webster dictionary for tbe baby, and .spent the rest of- the money securing a mortgage on the nexteanh. quave. while we must masticate last jear sandwiches, so that you cn buv nece.s.irie iliit - . u..i-.i " " "-."" "vu m , " v, over the oleo margarine, "-at. Louis WM,,. rTjiie ruH,,,,'T, (N' Y ) JWrof jreaaa of double apartment nest ouud in thc violnitjr laitelv. ith two Wis AmiTie.n m,m.n .eplra Wd by a horsehair partition. It re inin' ,n.. i,.,.i i , , , . me M,nT!i,e!i to L.w... .v.i... :.T . A ChwuuH COrsutuf. Trnitworthr Rrpnrl of What Young Man whu Acrnmpanlrd a Young La J aw and Heard There. (We enter and take cur seats.) Young Lady There, Mr. Jenkins, told you we should not be late. You eee we have lot of timo. Oh! did you ever see such a horrid hat as Mrs. Deusenbury Smith bus got on? It's pur fectly awful. Woman behind us (in a hoarse whisper) What that girl can see in Jenkin I never ihall nnderstand. Her Companion Me neither. They sny he owes thirty-seven dollars for board to Mrs. Bowler, and she tells me Myself Excessively warm, is it not? loungLauv It seem quite cool to me. But see! here comes the pianist. Signor Staccato. I think he is just spienuid. Sig. S. (on the grand piano plnnis- . ni.l T'.im l,,tvt,.r 'I1 BllJJ & II 111. .UI..LJ, IU1U. AUIIUJ IUIU ta-a-a-a-a, etc.. Various person in my immediate neighborhood -They gay sho's going to no married again, and Iso. in deed, for I told him lust what' I thought of You don't say so! Well I Yes, that' hira right over there. He Khe sings, in the choir, and 1 must say Isn't he perfectly grand P oig. o. fortissimo) itiiinipetty-tlninip-thump-thiimp-crash! bang! I loung Lady lie is just wonderful! (Tumultuous Applause. Sig. S. comes back and does it some more). " Young Lady (when he has finished) I could listen to hira all nirrht couldn't you? Myself 1 could, but it would make mo very sad. (My Lady Friend looks daggers at me, and I eee that I have made a mistake). Woman behind us How out of nlneo that Jenkins look at a clussicnl con cert like this. Myself (feigning a deeo interest) Ah, Miss Cantake is going to sing. nigh-priced aoprano Una voea noc ... . , I a, ic. Man in front ot u That womnn ba been married three times. Her name nin t no more Cantake than mine is. Her first husband was Woman behind me It cost a dollar seventy n yard, and (Wild applause. High-priced Sopruno conies back and bows but won't sing. Enter the rrifted artist, W. Macready Higgins). Y'oung Lady I inn acquainted with him. lie is too awfully funny for any thing. He told par that it eitino just ns natural to him as breathing. W. M. II. (giving bis grcatlmitalion of Irving)-(iiid, giid. mo hid. etc.. Man in front of mo Did you ever seo Irving? . His Companion Yah. He'n non You orier seo Buffalo Bill. Now he can act, lie can. (Frantic applause W. M. H. comes back nml imif-iUu Lawrence Barrett, whom ho represents as an asthmatic individual with unmis takable iircmcnitorv svnititoins ,f thn blind staggers.) Young Lndv Ain't b tnt splendid? He told nar that Mr. I! saw him give that representation once, and was so overcome that ho had to leave tho hall. Myself I can readily h..li,.v i,.t a - , . II,U. am about to make further rum n t'L'a of asarvastic nature when Enter Israel Morgenstern. tho talenteil Ariieririin violinist.) 1. M.- (playing his great Reverv in G miarp nnnor)-Wa-a-a-h, wnh, wah. wahwahwab wiwvft.n.u. i ,r I ii in,,, ni, 11 gradually become oblivious to my sur- loiiiKiings. and am soou in tlr arms of liat-you-may-iall him. 1 dream that nnve iM'en chosen umpire in a cat ht. and that I am presenilv uliliirM.i (o decide against a laiw. lln..-..ro.l cat with a determined expression of eoiititnance, who in bis indignation liereely attacks nie. We fight for some time with clothes-poles, and I am prescntlvstabbcd in tbe arm. 1 awake lo find that my Young Ludy has ktuck a pin into me. Infant Phenomenon (on the plat-form)-MaM, liulo Mabel, with her face against the pane. Mysi'lf-l'm afraid I've been dozin". Young I.ndy (icily) You have slept through two entire numbers. Myself I nru very Young Lady (ten degrees below re ro) You need not apologize. lostnr of Church (large, portly man with a voice like a fog-horn) I im re quested ly the Young People's Associ ation to thank the emigre 1 menu the niiuiFiiee lor lis attendance, and to suite that nil oyster supper has been I'repnreu in me chapel. (Audience be come interested.) Only lifiv head will be charged, and the proceeds iu oe used -thanks to the kindness of loung reopie s Association-tode- iray your pahntor expenses on his i-oming nviiire lour. Pahs through the door lo the right. M am alvuii t.. invite my Young Lady to partake of liivulu... ..!. I - . t . . ........... nllr , rmnenioer mat 1 have jo iv miny-nve cents in my i.ocket hxcunt, myself and my Young Lady tw inu Buret, Mieunc near v vrv Snn i1m in . -1 . iv-.. r Slearnt, in Tid-DUs. BOTTIjES OP -a Sold, to Dec. 27. 1886. Wo Other Remedy in the World Can n i r- . i- f-i M'l rruauce oucn a rtecora. TTils wonderful euccesa of " Warner'a tixrt Cure " I due whnli. .u. merit of the Remedy. For a lone time it ha ben JlKOAJiDElt It Y rui HIGHEST MEDICAL AVTIIOIUTIES AS THE OXLV v,J AND FEMALE COMPLAINTS. Thousand of people owe their life and health to " Warner'a Sa?i Cnra . j :an produce 100,000 TESTIMONIALS to that effect. m we can Read the following and note the larue number of bottle dialrihnbwl w. ante rtiniw ftirnrna In lia rnrreet aa nnr uatua.Kivnlra ill nmun V Boston, - 1,149,122, CAIT. W. D. ROBINSON (U. 8. Marine lnsp., Buffalo, K. Y.), in 1885 was Butl'ering with a uhln humor tikt leprous. Could not Bleep; wa in great agony. For two year triod everything, without benefit. Wa pro nounced incurable. "Twenty tat tle of Warner's Safe Cure com plrtelf Cured VIC and to-diiv I am atrnnir anil null Vol. R lw? rovitae, 171,929. EX-UOV. T. O. ALVORD (Syracuse. N. Y.) in 18S4 began running down with General Debility, accom panied with a sense of weight in the lower part of the body, with a feverish ensation and a general giving out of the whole organism. Was in serious condition, confined to his bed much of the time. After a thorough treat ment with Warner's Safc Cure he says: I am completely restored ip neauii oy lie means. " Pennsylvania, 1,821,218, F. MAYER, (1020 N. 12th St., aEoir Mo.) aillicted with tired felin, dizziness and pain across the bittk and lost appetite. Was sallow gnj are-worn all the time. The docton fuiling he began the use of Warned SAFE- Cure, and refiorts, I feel lit. Chicago, 2,808,693. MR. R. BROWN (2221 WoodwardAvT Detroit, Miuh.) injured his back from a '. Was confined to bis bed ii weeks. The fall injured his hid item producing intense suffering. Warner1, Kafb Cure restored his kldney$ to their natural .condition, and L write, " I am now eighty years of aes. smart and active." Portland, Me,. 441.105; MAJOR 8. B. ABBOTT (SnrinPfiflbl Mo.), in 1871 was afflicted with tome Dane, luteumansm and Kidney trouble. . Consulted the very best physicians in ban francisco, and vis um an ine mineral springs there. Took a health trip to the New England States, but for seven years suffered constantly from his' malady, which had resulted in Iirlaht's disease. After using a couple dozen bottles of Warner's Safk Cure, and two of Safe I' ills, he wrote: "My back, and kid neys are without pain, and, thank God, I owe it all to Warner's Kafs Remedies." Detroit, 846,964 MRS. THOS. SCHMIDT (Wife of th Vice-Consul of Denmark, C9 Wall 8t, New York) reported that her little eon after an attack of Diphtheritic Sor Throat evM years ago, was afflicted with Bright's Disease in advanced form; by the advice of Gen'l. Chris tiansen, of Drexel, Morgan A Co Bankers, New York, she prescribed Warner's Safe Cure, with the consent of the physicians, and rejwrts, "the physicians say that be will be per fectly well." Milwaukee, 458,894. Bal. cf Kev En' 441,753. MRS. J. T. RITCIIEV (5(12 4th Ave., Louisville, Ky.) was a confiimed invalid for eleven years, just living, ami nouriy crpccttiia tdulli. Was confined to lied ten months each year. Was attended bv the best ph -sidans. Her left side was para lyzed. Could neither eat, sleep, nor enjoy life. The doctors said she was troubled with female complaints; but she was satisfied her kidneys were affected. Under the operation of Warner's Safe- Cure she paused a large stone or calculus, and in Nov.. 18S5, reported, " Am to-day us well as when a girl." New York State, - 3,870,773. MISS Z. L. I'.OARDMAN (Quwl.ee, Vt., in jiiay, ib:', rKan t0 bloat, thence came stomach - trouble, terrible headaches, and finally the doctor' opinion Ibut it was Bright' dlseusef and incurable. Eventually she be came nearly blind, pronounced 'by the doctors to be the last stage of BriKht's disease. After having' been under treatment by Warner's Saf Cure for one year,eio reported, am as well as anyone." Minnesota, 648,017. HON. N. A. PLYMITON (Worcester, Mass.), in May, 1S80, was prostrated by Gravel. Under the operation of W arner's Safe Cure alone he passed a large stone, and subsequently wrote, " I have had no recurrence of my trouble since Warner's Sara Cure cured me." Bal. N. W. States, - 1,767,149. ASK Y0UB FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS ABOUT WARNER'S SAFE CURE." Cleveland, THE MOST POPULAR REMEDY EVER DISCOVERED. KX tiOV. R. T. JACOB (Westport, Kv. was prostrated with severe Kid neu irouoie ami lost lorty xunds of tlcsli. After a thorough treatment with War ner s iSafe t:ure lie reports, "I have never enjoyed better health." Cincinnati, 873,667. UKN. H. D. W ALLEN (144 Madison Ave., New York), scarcely able to wuik iwo uiocka without exhaustion, and, having lost flesh heavily, began the use of Warner's Safe Cure and savs: " I was much benefited by Chances of Matrimony. A man who has studied th phases of tbe matrimonial market has tome tothe conclusion that evpr. . bas a chance to marry; it may be one to hfty or it may be te,, to one'she will, henresentinj; a woman's entire chance '.1,1, . uM mde "t Ue fullowin? Jible to (.how the chano. .. ? ooints of time: lietwm the tfvt 0f li and M Ut'"on tat 'airVi of a sad ii Rtou VlitaiVi of S and iir Beiwn tbe are of 80 a'ou Bi-iwpcn Hi agn of Sand to BriwD the mm or 40 aiid'ii fr t B.-iwren Ibe agVa of ti'and M B.-. tti'e'aVeVof ii),DdisV f 1 p"Mnt Aft.,- cn' of 1 Pr cent. Alter CO it is one-t.-nts t vnt., or one chance in 1 rhv i-'v VU and Zrprt.. A hnr.ian ski'!,.i,in . to sixte,.,, m,,i, r" T irn i.i... i'iuou o ils ';..M,,;:,1,w''n!-vH;ii:i,t tti 1S percent 1 Pr cent 18 per cent 154 per cent percent 'i percent 3alJhioJSate, - 633,158. COL. JOSEl'H H. THORNTON (Cin cinnati, O.) in 1SS5 imported that his daughter waa very oincli prostrated ; had palpitation of the heart. intense pain in the head, nervous aisarderamlnrmrrt of the bladder. Hbe lout fifty-five pounds. Other rem- St. Louis, l,bdU,b2. CAIT. (J IX). B. WILTUANK (919 Sprnre t., 1'hilii., Pa.), prostrated in Central America.with Malarial Fever.cansed by congestion of Kidnevs and Liver. De lirious part of the" time. JAver en larged one-third. Stomach badly af- ' fected. Could hold no food; eve water was ejected. Using less than a dozen bottle of Warner's iSafi Cure, h writes, " I w as completely cured." Kansas City,- - 717,860. .MRS. (PROF.) E. J. WOf.P ifitfr. burp. Pa., Wife of the Ed. of tbe Luth eran Quarterly), begun to decline with Pulmonary Consumption. (Over 60 per cent, of all cases of Consumption ar caused by diseased kidneys.) Xe spai red of living. After a thorough courwj of treatment with Warner' !afk Cure, she writes, " am per fectly welt." euies tailing, they began tbe use of Warner's tAr Cure. Safk Pill. Safb Nervine, and within three months sne nail gained hfty pounds in weight and was restored to good health. That was three years ago, und she is still in as goon Health as ever in her life, col. inoniton, himself, was cured of enronic atarrhwa ol eighteen years' standing, in 1881, by Warner's cars v lira. Southern States, - 3.534.017 U II. ALLEN (Leavenworth. Kan.V nun j.umu, iwo years oi age, amieted with extreme case of bright's disease, and the doctors gave him up. By the advice of the doctor's wife, began the use of Warner's Safi Cure, and after taking seven bottles he if perfectly well and bas had no relapse. 1,467,824. Bal. S. W. States, 746.789. EX-SENATOR B. K. BRUCE (South, Carolina), alter doctoring for years for what be Bnpposed was Malaria, dis covered he was afflicted with Sugar Diabetes, and having obtained no relief whatever from his physicians, he began the use of Warner' Saf LHabettt . Cure, and he says : " My friends ar astonished at my improvement." San Francisco, 1.242.946. J. Q. ELKLNS (Elkinsville, N. C.) suf- ierea ior ten years irom Uravel, which attacked him every six months. He lost 45 pounds in three monta, and his strength was nearly gone. After thorough use of Warner's Safi DiahtU Cure, lie rejwrts, " I am as well as I ever was, after using fourteen bottles." Bal. Pacific Coast, - - 732,316. Canada, .W Every Testimonial we uubllsh la irenuln uvitt th testator, enclosing stamp for reply, and learn for yourselves. pi The OUIhST KiMCnra ia the WOSUti li Probably Dr. iMieThcinpsoa'i . II UELEBRATED EYE WATEll Tbia aril l I. a cirfnll. ..l r : t.. ui;'v ',r,'t Milury awl a..i.it;j,u. ,)., .. ...'rT.,' . 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