AN ODD ANIMAL Carloas Keels About sponge That An Not Oenerelly Known. Sonnees, like other every-day things, we thko for granted, and the Idea that we wo washing our face with dead animal is, when first realized, rather Htartliiiff. When nllve. the librou net work w are so accustomed to Is clothed within and without by a thin, irnliitinmia unbalance very like the white of an ecg-. Tula linen all the passage and covers the outside, but it drains off when the sponge Is removed from the water. Jn this unbalance the lifeof the sponge resides und manifest itself not only by the alow but regular irrowth of the mass, but by a curious circulation of fluid which is constantly inLin" nlace within it. When a upoiiire in examined In It living slate beneath the water a current Is alwav aeeii to issue from its vents while a conMant How of water takes uliice inward throuirh the pores, and the) currents evidently have for their object the conveyance of tlm nuirime matter In the water into me sponge and also the carrvinz oil' of the parti- idea which are to be excreted. The position of the pores and veins differs verv much in the different kinds of sponges. Sometimes all tho pores are on one aide and all tho venta on the oilier, and aoiiielimes tho vents are placed on top of little cones which look like the crater of a volcano. The sponge themselves grow in different ways. .Soma are inhabitants of the deep' sea. and are supported by ropes of Inn;;, twisted libers which sink in Hie mud of tho sea bottom. Other "anchoring sponges" a re moored to tho mini by a beard of long. delicate Miikt. An Inferior kind of sponge lives in fresh waler, but the best ones are obtained from the (Irccinii archi pelago and the lialiaina Islands, and are usually found atlachi:il to some aolid object in deep water. They are beaten and snaked in iiiuriatio acid before be ing brought to market. There's been a corner on sponges fur the past year," remarked an affable drug-store clerk the other day. "Some of (he New York dealers are controlling the market, and we have to pay twice ax much as we used to. Thin one, for instance," nicking up a firm, golden bull al t three Indies In diameter, "we should get two dollars for now, and two years ago it wouldn't have hold for more than half that sum. It'i what they call a sheep-wool' sponge, ami comes from the Mediterranean. These lillle surgeon sponges bring froiii 1..M) to (I, but of course they are very line. "A Florida sponge, now," and he pointed conleiupluoimly to a tray of dingy-brown skeletons,' "aclls for fif teen cents an ounce, and a two-ounce sponge in a pretty large one, I can tell yon. Tim demand for spouse In Chicago has iucl'eiiNed enormously ill the In-d two or three tear. Numbers of peo ple who, lu 'iHHi, were content with with theol'l-time American "wash-rug" now indulge in balh sponge n large as the most rabid Anglo-maniac. On Ihe hypothesis that cleanliness is next to godliness, nud godliness next to culture, according to the doctrines of Mr. Multhcw Arnold ami his disciples, then the increasing demand for sponges ought lo satisfy the yearning of I lie most aspiring inortal.' i'liiaigo Aiu.i. ' ...... - SOCIETY OF JESUS. Numlter, Or(iiiil nation and I'ra-Mtiit t'oiiill Hon of IN Minilwrs. ' The (lauloit gives some Interesting particulars in regard to tho number, orgitui.atlon and present condition of the members of the Society of Jesus. The Jesuits were -iO.iHH) strong in the whole world In 17.'o; there were scarce ly a thousand In lSit'l, all secularized; tit-day I hey are from seven In eight thoiiNiiud in number. Thev were ex pelled from Fiance, f.oin Switzerland. Italy, (iermauy, Russia.' Holland, the whole of (Vulral America and a por tion of South America. They are toler ated in Spain, lu England, Austria and Kclgium. They enjoy full liberty as Dimple citizens of the (,'niloil Matcs'iind in the English colonics. Now here, we beliuve, are Ihcy recognized by a Stale as the Society of Jeus. if not ill some Republics of South America. The Jes uit Society is divided Into two classes of Individuals, those who belong to Ihe order, but w ho can be expelled by a decision of (lie (ieneral from oncdnv lo another, and those In rc-pect towlioni Ihe order is bound by a solciiiucngagw luent. All the professed fathers are lint In tills latter category and a Jesuit does not become a professed lather untilafter tho priesthood, w hich ho does nut re ceive until thirty-four years of age, and after- the pledge nl strong vows, lie then undergoes a final examination, lb result of which decides his future in the order. He afterward learns, individually and secictly, if he is to be mi milieu to pass, some day or other, what is called "the third year," and it Is only after the last j car of study that the order is bound in this particular. T he i'oH) alone can expel him from the society and for considerations of exceptional gravity. A Jesuit of Lou. vaiu, a partisan ol the din t l ines of M. Charcot, wrote, recently, a hook to prove that Ihe miracles of St. Theresa were all In the domain of the natiiral, and that the tempi rament of the saint aiillieed to explain them. The book wa condemned, but the writer was not evicted from the order. The fact is that each Jesuit i-iijoi full liberty in bis philosophical judgment and one would never limsli the attempt to enumerate alt the bizarre work writ ten by mcmlnn of the society at dif ferent epoches. It is this independence of loiml nud freedom in the choice ol their studies which) have constituted the whole force in all times past of the duaiplesof Uyol:t. I'ublic OfimvH. e What Ihe frlcud of the family sav It is. indeed, a lovely child! Mrs. Yungkuple." "Who does it look like" "Well, its eye resemble yours; but it month reminds me more "of." etc., etc. What lie means: "Ureal Cr! W l. ii a pug-nosed, ll at -f. iced little bea-l! It look more like one of the tumikiy In the park than any tiling tUc I ran think oC'-fuO. NIGHT ON THE BIG BRIDGE. What Ma Ba and Heard Eiperl- ene of the Klght police. The slirhta and sound on the New York and Brooklyn bridge at night dif fer from those of the day a much the treat arc of electric light on that aerial highway differ from the glare of high noon. Countrymen by the nun rireds drift idly across the structure be tween sunrise and sunset every day People visiting New York for the firat tune linger long on tlie bridge. The last to leave the bridge are tin lovers. The "young fellow" and his "best girl" will let blissful companion ship trench on sleepiness every time Thev form a pleasant feature of even ing lifo on the bridge, these lovers. 8 )1 itury among moving .crowds, his in us cular arm encircles her waist and she trustfully submit to the caress. No body notices them. They are too com mon, and in that belief is their great so lace and assurance. Hut, though they love to linger, by 1 1 o clock tlioy are following in the wake of the vanishing domestic circles. The benches under the tower becomo vacant. Perhaps some lone youth linger upon them to read again in tho white glare of the elec tricity a missive, well-thumbed, dirty and inissis-lled. Tlie iioliceman look at him pityingly and passes on to hi little cabin where his can of coffee aim iner gently on the oil stove, i uor idgit," says the policeman soltly to him self, "he s eatm his white bread now, The policeman gets $!3 a day and has toauppoita wife, mother-in-law and eight children out of that. He pities tlie young fellow out on the bench. Jiut the young fellow doesn't care for the policeman, lie cons tlie letter witn me faulty orthography, and his urdent af fection for the wnter grows with in creased fervor. .Midnight seea tho but lover gone from the bridge. At that hour the policemen are changed. The meniliora of tlie night squad Unit then comes on went, differ ent expressions from those of tho day men. The Btony stare and curt reply of the day olicemeii, who delight to freeze the marrow in tlie bones of countrymen seeking information, find no imitators among the night patrol. The night man talks with any passing foot trav eler so long as the latter will bo be guiled. When the foot travelers cease to amuse, there is usually an animated dialogue going on between the (Kilico- man on the promenade nud bis neigh bor down on the driveway. These in tellectual exchanges of views have a wide scojie, and embrace religion, poli- ics, philosophy, and the price and qual- ly of the various brands of chewing to bacco. There are no jumping crunks to worry the soul and tax the vision of a n ght jioliceiiian. l!ut there are no lack of incidents to interest the night watch man. A reixirtcr crossing the bridge at J o'clock one morning noticed a police man leaning over the pur.iMt ill a lis tening altitude. The reporter Htnp)M'd wulking and listened. Faintly on tlie night air he could hear cries Unit seemed to come from far up the East river, .lUmt opposite Haveiueyers' sugar re lioery. A woman was screaming "Murder! Murder!1 Presently the cries censed. "What is it?" askd tlie reporter. "Some devilishness going on down on tlie river," muttered the isdiceman. "We often hear cries of people in distress out n the liver. We are helpless to do any ildiig u)i here, lly and by the cries stop, ..ml that is the last of it. Sometimes ive see a man go dott n t tlie dock. We run see him lainly by - be light jump into the river. If he eviv comes out we never see him," New York Tribune. Tim Tallest Chimney In lh World. A paragraph was recently published describing the Mechcruich lead works in Qi'iinany as having tlie tallest chimney .ii the world. This is an error. A taller hi.iiney is that of Joseph Towusend at Purl llillldas, (iliisgow, S 'olluiid, built ill K"J-yi), Tim foundation consists of Jiirty course of brick work, tlie lower most course forly-at-vcti feel in diamc ler, the upH rinot thirty-two feet six lichee In diameter. Tlie bight above die foundation is -454 feet. The diame ter at tlie luise is thirty-two feet nud '.birteen feet six inciiis at the top. A nine-inch lining built inside, distinct ."rum the chimney, with a sp ice between, the walls, is carried up to a height of 1xty feet. Mr. Corbet w as the builder, th ick foundations are used in building uill chimneys. Cor. D.-troit FYee Press. Ttta Diililliulloii of Lira. In his presidential address to the ltrit mli association, on the geology of the Atlantic, Sir J. W, Dawson mentioned two curious jNiradoxe concerning tlie iilUcult problem of the distribution of lifo over lite earth: Fir.it, the chance af the wide distribution of marine spe cie are not exceptionally great, as might be inferred, ft: the reason that the great depths of the sea have been found to be as impassable to most ma rine animal as tlie laud itself. Second, the deep sen, which is so great a barrier to tho passage of shallow water ani mals, seems actually, under certain con dition, to afford facilities for the mi gration of land animal and plants, renter than those of unbroken roiili ueiiU. Arkansaw Traveler. Two Tiny World The two satellite of Mars are pro- aouueed by Newcomb by far the small- -et heavenly bodit yet known. Their lianietera cannot be slated with any de- re of arvuracy, but that of the outer uitellite may lie a-s small aa five milca, ' hue that of the inner satellite proba cy liea between ten and forty mile. Vrkausaw Traveler. llrvalha Through tha Kom. A phvaician at the Social Science nn vent ion recommended nasal rvepira- ion and the proper regard for perfect Twpiratiou and expansion for the lungs. The body ofieu gains twenty-five pound n IWli by the esulihsliment of none wr-ailiing. Chicago Tribune. Charts of the Pleiad. tltow, a visible u the direct eye, C25 Ura, but the photograph reveal l.iJl. A CITY OF BEGGARS. JTeapolltan CaaxampUd for IJeanty. Craaltr, Immorality and Laxlnasa. The Neaxlitana are nearly all beggars No city in the kingdom is more iiopii loua or more poor. The mixture of tin Moorish blood with the Italian baa pro duced a race among Europeans, at uF events, unexampled for beauty, cruelty, easy immorality, and intolerable laz.i nesa. As you wander along the atreett vou hear snatches of Jloorisn muni mixed with the true Neapolitan refrains, und you see faces, especially among thf children of 8 or 9, of quite incredible beautv. There are the familar charac teristics of the beautifully get brow, the facile smile, and the eyes, sometime blown, sometimes blue, always expres sive, and everything set off by a rich varnish of dirt. But, with all this, there ia a cowardly kulking ami a brutality that is not Ital ian but Oriental. No sight is more com uion along that hilly road leading from .he famous Santa Lucia to tlie Height ol I'osillipo than to see miserable little horses, all bleeding and lame, tottering under the shafts of a cart weighed down with eight or ten corpulent Neapolitans, a'Iio flog it and kick it till it swerves and falls. At the corner of one well known street there is a bird-shof where you may buy nightingales, gold finches, and robins. Sometimes a crowd of gamins ia collected to witness a little surgical operation. Some char coal burns in a brasiero. and tho opera tor thruats into it a needle with a wooden nandle. He then takes from a cage a rcceiitly-cnugbt blackbird, and with the red-hoi needle puts out his eye. It needs much nkill skill that only comes from practice to do this (successfully. An unsteady hand would prematurely kill Ihe bird. In most instances, where the oieration is successful, tho birds do die, b.it that is only after a couple of days of agony, loll will see tne patients in cages hanging round tho shop, with the sightless eyes swollen to the size of a ien, but iu the rare cases of recovery the bird sings briskly through the twenty-four hours, day and night being the same to it. If a stranger approaches the children leave the bird torturer to ix'g for soldi. The fat, round cherub faces are thrust into your own, tlie lit tle hands point to tlie mouth, and you hear the familiar cry that is translated: "lam dying, I am dying of hunger; give me a halfpenny." Tne truth is the children live oa tho stranger. K'.urdy, well-to-do women, with bold, laughing faces, leg pence, and are im pertinent and Khniiieh8 if they do not get them, In Iialv no families are so large as the Neap ditan, and no people marry so freely und bo young. A fam ily of seven is usual; a family of ten is not unusual. The Neapolitan housewife of this poorer class lias no care, one muse no attempt to "fui re le menage." S!ie gives he little ragmulliu a soldo or two to get Ills dinner, and, like voiing Norval, his uily care i to increasu his store, which he (Iim-s ly lagging; tiius toe parents di- ectly encoiii a.;e their children, and the police authoiiiies a most respectable body in cocked ii its look on nud do not interfere. Tlie result is just whnt might be expected. Naples U one of the most Hpulous cities in Europe and one of the loveliest. Its harbor gives it direct trade with all quarters of the wond. French- inn and li.-iiiuins and Lombards and English take the opportunities which the Neiqioiitaiis are too lazy to accept. Tlie dace baa a bad name, and deserves it. In till countries there are thieves; but in it w cupiials north nf Naples need the ti anger lie ill such constant fear of bo ng lobbed. It ia said that tilings are improving. Hut so long as shameless, tiiilacious, and insolent lieggmg is per mitted, so long as tiie children are at- wed lo swarm ubo.it the streets with out the slightest attempt al their reclama tion or their education, the degradation if tlie U'liutiful city must remain a con taut blot en the Italian government. Naples letter. Jsmet 1'iirlini'a family. James Parton has two children, one of hem a boy, but they have come late. His first wife was Mrs. Sara Willis El .redge; Fanny Fern, with whom he led i rather inharmonious life, as any one night imagine who knew that way vard, whimsical woman, eleven years ds senior. His second wife was her i,iughtc,r, und a they were married in xewhuryport, he was distressed to learn f terward tuat the marriage wits illegal v the laws of Massachusetts, No one ad any Idea of iu existence; but some iscovered the unple isant fact. Parton nd lived most of his life here, and no iew York enactment hinder any man om wedding his deceased wife' datall er if he be so inclined. Indeed, it is a oins not iikriy to happen, and would ot have huppened iu this case save for i rare combination of circumstance, le had adopted a little girl, daughter of loitimer Thompson (D.iesticUs), and ne sister of his present wife, who had ept house for Parton and taken care of lie child. Parton, who is entirely do-it-stic by nature, is happy in his seo ud union, and enjoys his family ex eedingly. He also enjoy the tran uillity of the old town on the Merriuiac, Inch is the antipodes of the modern sdiylon on the Hudson. Whether Hugo 'a i ion, a bright little fellow, will take literature when he has grown up can ot be told. Cor. Chicago Times. Il.iid tha Judga Would Contldrr. Judge Have you anything to say be ne the court passes sentence upon you? i i-oner Well, all I got to say is, I hope r linnoril consider the extreme youth . my lawyer, an' let me off easy. 'nek. Italian physician are very success ul'y treating lockjaw from wound by eepmg the patient in a state of perfect est iu a room specially prepared for reserving absolute silence, On prac itioner report recovery iu four out of very five case. Arkansaw Traveler. Churches in this country are estimated o use 60,000 gallons of wine every year .or sacramental purposes. THE GRAVE OF SUTTER. Tha Durylng-Oroaad at LltlU-lMw-ary of Cold la California. In a corner of the old Moravian bury-ing-ground at Utitz, eight mile from Lancaster, there U a stone which ia al wava the first to catch the eye of the visitor. All the other graves are ex actly like each other. Little parallelo grams of earth about two feet by four and raised about eight inches above the general surface mark the resting-places of the dead. There are no winding walk nor ojien bits of lawn to soften the look of prime precision and economy of space which pervades the place. The graves are ranged in straight lines with painful accuracy and they are so close together that the dead can touch fra ternal elbows at the resurrection. The graves are precisely the same size, whether of man or woman, elder or in fant, and on each lies a flat square slab of marble, about the size of a family Hible. One stone is just like another, except in the inscriptions and the dis tinctions time and weather and the moss have made. On many the names and pious texts and dates running far back toward the beginning of the hvt century can still be traced. On many others the inscriptions are as illegible and formless as the features of the dead beneath. , There is no dilliculty, however, in identifying tlie solitary grave in the comer. Tlie mound above it is twice a9 big as any of tho others and a large marble also covers it entirely. The in scription tells that he who sleeps here was "Born February M, at Kan- dern Baden. Died June IS, 1SW, at Washington, D. C. Peqniescat in Pacem." There is a long story of an eventful life between those two dates. Tlie name inscribed nlxivj them is the name of (Jen. John Augustus Sutter, whose mill race on the bank of tne Sacramento was the source of all the mighty stream of gold that has llowed from California. Once in osseesion of land now worth $100,000,000 he lived the last sixteen years of his lifo dependent on an allow ance from the state of California. lie made millionaires and died a pensioner. Ho was always a wanderer, lijrn in Baden in 1803, he graduated from the military college at Heme at the age of 20 and enlisted in the Swiss Guard of the French army, the successors of that famous baud of mercenaries who were so faithfully butchered in the marble halls of Verseilles thirty years before. After seven years' service lie changed his col ors and entered the Swiss army, where he served four years. Then he put off his uniform and shortly came to this country. In lij.iS. with six companions, he went across tiie plains to Oregon and down tlie Columbia river to Vancouver, whence ho sailed to the Sandwich islands. There he got an interest in a trading ves sel, with which he sailed to Sitka and the Seal islands up toward B.'hring'ssea. Turning southward niter some proiitable trading ho arrived in the bay of S.m F'rancisco July 2, 18-J. Tlie appearance of the country pleased him and lie de cided to remain. He made a settlement some distance up tlie Sacramento river, built a griat mill, a tannery and a fort, founded a colony and called it, for the sake of hav ing an Alpine murmur in hi ears. New Helvetia, His restless energy was still unsatisfied. lie took a commission as captain in the Mexican service, and afterward served as a magistrate under die same government. He took no act ive part in the war against this coun try, and after the annexation he was Al caide, Indian commissioner and member of the California constitutional conveii vention. In 1SI8 came the discovery that en riched tiie world and impoverished him. Marshall, a laborer digging out a new nice to Sutter's mill, picked a curious lump of something yellow, which Sutter at once recognized as gold. Tlie mill race was never finished. The iiinorer turned his pick to a more ant bilious purH)se and set out to dig him--elf a f irtiine. Tlie miller bought him self a snovel and went forth to take toll of the yellow sand. The stream that was to turn the mill wheel became sud denly worth more than any grist that it could grind. The sequel is well known. The rushing tide of Argonauts over whelmed the little colony of New Helvetia and washed away Sutter's im perfect title to his land. He made a brave tight and a long one. He mid claim to thirty-th eo square leagues of laud, including that on which the cities of Sacramento and Marysville now stand. After long delay the com missioner of public lauds allowed the claim and after more delay the supreme court of the United states reversed the division. Then Oen. Sutter carried his claim before congress, to go through the tedious experience of most people who take claims there. He was still prose cuting it in 1871, when he happened to come to LitiU to drink the wholesome waters of it spring. The quiet of the place and the peaceful life of its people appealed to the restless old man, who was beginning to get tired of his long battle, and lie made his home there "until I get my claim through," he said. He was at Washington, still getting his claim through, when death overtook him, in 1SS0. His Moravian neighbors made room for him in a corner of their burying-ground, although, as lie was not a member of their congrega tion, he could not be buried with tlie trombone. When a Mo ravian dies, at whatever hour of the day or night, a man mounts the tower of the quaint, squat church and blows a doleful signal on the trombone. The trombone player also marches at tlie head of the funeral procession, playing solemn music Lancaster (Pa.) Cor. Philadelphia Times, Orlgla of "Neighbor." The following explanation of the ori gin of the word "neighbor' by The Louisville Courier-Journal will be ap proved by many persons who have passed their lives in a city; "Boor," from the Anglo-Saxon, is a rustio or countryman, and near is ' nigh. Neigh bor i nigh boor,, the boor who dwell near. ROSES AND RUE. i Dear, it 1 twilight time, the tune of rest; 1 Ah! cease that weary pacing to and tro; Bit down beside me in thi cushioned nest, Warm with the brightness of our ingl glow. Dear, thou art troubled. Let me share tlr lot Of tliadow, as I share thy sunshine hours I am no child, though childhood, half for got, Lie close behind me, with iU toys ant flowers; I am a woman, waked by happy love To keep home' iacrl attar-fire alight! , Thou bast elected i" to stand above Ail others iu thin heart. I claim mj li0'ht. Not wif j alon, but nat, and comrade trua. I shared t!iy roes, let me share thy rue. liitterf I know it. God hnth made it so, liut from His hand sliall we take good alone, And evil never Let the world's wealth g3, Life hath no loss which love can not atone, f-howiue the now hard path that we wusl tread ; I shall not faint, nor falter by the way; And, lie there cloud or sunshine overhead, 1 diall not lail ihee to my dying day. But love me, love me, let our hearts and liM Cling elt-scr in our sori-ow than iu joy; Let faith outshine our fortunes in eclipse, And love deem wealth a broken toy. Joy made us glad, let sorrow rJad us true; liod blessed our roses, He will bless 0U1 , rue. All the Year Round. A STORY OF STONEWALL JACKSON. A Time Wlittu. lie Prevaricated Hia Strict Observance of tho tjabbatli. Talking with him once about some subject of casuistry or prevarication, I put the question direct to him, "Did you never tell a lie?" Pausing, as was his invariable manner before giving a cate gorical answer, us if for an introspective review of his consciousness, he said: "Yes; but only once, bo far as I can re member. I was leading my men through a rank chaparral, infested by Mexican guerrillas. The balls were flying inces santly, and the broad leaves of tiie trop ical plants were being riddled through and through. They became panic stricken, and notwithstanding my re peated order for advance, tiiey hung back. Stepping some distance in front of them into a narrow pass, whore the millets were whizzing round my head, and tlie foliage was being cut to rib nous, I called out: 'F'ollow me, men! Don't you see there is no danger?" Ui never posted a letter without calcu lating whether it would have to travel on Sunday to reach its place of destina tion, and if so he would not mail it till Monday morning. Still further did he cany his Piiiilaiiical observance. Un numbered times have I known, him to receive important letters so late on Saturday night that he would not break nis fixed resolution never to use his eyes, which were very delicate, by artificial ig.n; he would carry the letters in his oik ket till Monday morning, theorise villi tlie euu to read liiem. In ihe winter of lbul-2, while Jackson's orces were ut Winchester, he aelit a origade to destroy the canal leading to Washington. Tne exedition proved a iii Into, and he dtiibuted it in some measure to the fact that Sunday had been needlessly trespassed upon. So when a second expedition was planned he determined there should be no Sabbath-breaking connected with it linn he could prevent. Tlie advance was to tie made early on Monday morn ng. On Salui'ilay he ordered uiy bus nuid (CoL Preston, at that time on his laif,) to mat the necessary powder waa in readiness. The quartermaster uollld not find a Miflkicnt quantity in Winchester on Saturday, but during Sunday it was procured. On Sunday veiling tlie fact in some way got to Jackson's ears. At a very early hour hi Monday he dispatched an ollicer to Shcpherdsiowu for other powder, which was brought. Then summoning Col. frcsion lie said very decisively: "Colonel, I desire that you will see that the aiwder winch is usih.1 for this expeui .iou is not the jxiwdcr that was procured in Sunday." The Century. lllaiiiwlllon of the Dead. A novel plan of disposing of the dead s projected by a Chicago architect, wiio arks only a charter and $300,000 to any out his scheme. He proposes to reel a monster edifice resembling the orient tower of li.ihcl, which might be arr;ed. to any bight desirable from ,we:ity-live to lifty stories high. The -tructure should be architecturally beau iful and classic in design, and built of -olid masonry. Thousands of vaults 'mild be urranged iu this building, vliich could be sold or rented for sin gle interments or for the accommoda i.m of families. The walls of each de tartment should be of stone, with orna mental entrances, and the entire build ng hollow to the sky. At ail times a mge tire would be kept in the base e.ent of the central court, which would iTectually deetroy all the poisonous fnpors und gases which might arise roui the process of human decomposi ion. Boston Transcript. Agaluat "High" Meat A London physician. Dr. T. Lander 3ruuton, comes out against "high" neat, the taste for which is, in his judg neut an acquired and a morbid one, ml also dangerous, since eating "high" teat overtaxes tho bile and gastric nice. Medical Journal. A Capital Way. Capt. Jawkins No, I'm not exactly nguged, but I have the refusal of two r three girts. Mis Ethel What a capital way of uttin it! I suppose you mean you ave asked them, and they have said no," Harper's Bazar. I'ain 1 Chleflr Mental. Paiu is chiefly mental, and the sever y of it would be comparatively slight, ud we not give ourselves up to it. Ani aals sillier less than men. A horse will ced after breaking a leg. while a man ould lie and moan. Scientific Anier can. The international yacht races cost the .irojectors f 140,000 this year. THE PIONEER THEATRE. Why Bill Ky Adopted Literature la. tend of tha Pram. Those were troublesome times, Indeed, when we were trying to settle up the new world and a few other matters at the am time. Little do the soft-eyed sons of prosperity understand to-day, aa they walk the paved streets of the west under the cold glitter of the electric light, surrounded by all that can go to make life sweet and desirable, that not many years ago on that tamo ground their fathers fought the untutored savage by ni:;lit and chased the bounding lutfalo by (lay. All, all is changed. Time In bis restless and resistless flight has filed away those early years in the couuty clerk's ofllce, and these times are not the old times. With the march of civilization I notice that it is safer for a man to attend a theatre than in the early days of the wild and wooly west Time ha nuule it easier for one to go to tho opera and bring his daylight home with him than it used to lie. It sis?ms but a few short years since my roommate came home ono night with a long red furrow plowed along the top of his head, w hero some gentleman at the theatre had shot him by mistake. My roommate said that a tall man had objected to the pianist, uid suggested that he was plahig piauis rimo w hen be should baveplnyed fortissimo, and trouble grew out of this, which bad ended in the death of the pianist and the injury of several disinterested spectators. And yet the excitement of knowing that you might be killed at any moment made the theatre more attractive, and instead of scaring men away it rath r induced atron age. Of course it prevented the attendance of ladies who were at all timid, but it did not cause any falling oir in the receipts. Some thought it aided a good deal, especially where the show itself didn't have much blood iu it 77i theatrr in thone dnyx The Bella Union was a pretty fair sample of the theatre in those days. It was a low, wooden structure, with a peqietual band on the outside, that played gay and festive cir cus tunes early and oft"'). Inside you could poisoif your soul at the bar and see the show at one end the same price of admission. In an adjoining room silent men joined the hosts of faro and 'ho timid tenderfoot gnmboliHl o'er t lie gi -ecu. I visited this place of amusement ono even ing iu the capneity of a rerter for the a;er. 1 wnuid not admit this, even at tllis Into day, only that it has been overlooked in Mr. Ta linage since; and if he could go through such an ordeal iu the interests of hu manity, I might bo lorgiven for going there profi-ssiounily to write up the show for our amusement column. 1 ho programme w-as quite varied. Negro minstrelsy, sleight of hand, 0iera bouffe, high tragedy and that oriental stylo of quadrille called the khan khau, if my slug gish memory lie lint at fault, formed the irinei;ial attractions of tho evening. At iibout lO.-.'K) or 11 o'clock the khan khan was produced nioii the stage, Iu the midst of it a tall man rose np at the back of tho hall and came firmly down the ai de with a lurge, earnest revolver in his right hand. He was a powerfully built man, with a dyed mustache and wicked eye on each sido of bis thin, nsl nose. He threw irp tho revolver with a little click that sonuded very loud to me, for he had stopped right behind ins and rested his left hand on my shoulder as he gazed over on tho stage. I could distinctly hear his bi-ealh come and go, for it was a very loud breath, with the odor of onionsand omigrant whisky upon it The orchestra tiansed in the middle of a Krt, and the mnn whose duty it wastoswnl- low the clarionet pulled vcveu or eight Inches of the instrument out of .his faee and lxked "wildly around. The celitli'iimn w ho li.nl S fl C?V been a;;imting the uniieu covKit viol hdd it down on the side, crawled in behind it and spread a Jiect of music over his head. The stage manager came forward to the footlights and inquired what was wanted. The till man with self-cocking credentials answered simply: "By dtLshety blank to blank blank and back npaiii, 1 want my wife!" The manager stepied buck into tho wings for a moment,' and when he camo forward he also had a la je musical instrument such as Mr. Itemiiiglon used to niako before ho went into the type writing business. I can still re lueiubcr how large the hole in tho Imrrel looked to me, and how I wished that I had one to the nns'ting of tho literary club that eveiiin;:, I had at first intended to do. Literature was really more in my line thim the drama. I stiil thought that it was not too late, perhaps, and bo I rose and went out quietly so as not to disturb any one, and as I went down the aisle the tall man and rtago malinger exchanged regrets. 1 looked tuu k in time to see tho tall man fall hi the aisle with his face hi the sawdust and his hand over his breast. Then I went out of the theatre I;i au aimless sort of way, taking a northeasterly direction as the crow flies. I do not think I ran over a mile or two hi this way liefore I discovered that I was oing directly away from home. I rested a while and then returned. On the stm t 1 met the stage manager and 'die bill, dark man. They said that they were very soiTy to notice that I git up and came way at a point in the programme where they had introduced w hat they regarded as f.ho host feature of the show. Tliis incident liad a great deal to do with turning my attention in the direction of lite rntuie instea 1 of the drama. Uut I am glad to notice that many of the horrors of the drama are being gradually eliminated as the country gets more thickly 'ttled, and the gory tragedy of a few year ago U gradually giving place to the refining influeum of the "Tin Soldier" and "A Rag Baby." Bill Nye in'Chicago News. llrflon of Labor. Customer Doe Gus De Smith keep a run tiin account here I Grocer Oh, yw; he keep the account and I do the running, trying to collect it Texas killings. in mm