EUGENE CITY GUARD. LUMnPHKLL, PraprleUr. EUGENE CITY. OREGON. FOREIGN GOSSIP. The yearly export of umbrellas from Kngland are valued at oMl,0o. A Russian convict h wtid to have arrived a punishment of two thousand lashe. It ha cost tho British Government $3:10,000 to tiire.M the locust plague in Cyprus. Tho Kniperor Dom Pedro of Brazil in planning the erection of an academy of art, which will be the lirst of its kind in South America. Archer and Wood tho two noted English jockey, according to tin; in rome tax ussc.i-nient, made last year re apeetively f.XI.OUO anl -4.'i.fM0. In China and Japan girls are named after some beautiful natural object, and uch names are common as Cherry flower, Peach-blossom, I'lum-blo-soiu, I'amboo-Icaf, Fine-woods, etc. A patent has been granted in Russia for a lucifer match that can be used an indefinite number of times, the wood being impregnated with a special chem ical solution that will allow of such ro ute. The depression in , Scotch agricul ture is so great that, in one recent num ber of a paper published in the north. forty-seven country mansions, with 245.000 aens of shoutings utlachud, were advertised to let In S-rvia it i the custom to build the partition walls of house quite thick and set stoves in the walls half wav through, ho that they do duty in warm ing two rooms. The stove has no open ing in cither room, but is managi through nn aperture in tho wall. The liest decorated man In Prussia Is the Crown Prince of Germany, who has seventy-two orders and decorations to plant on Ins breast, wiildi make mm loots as if he wore a breastplate. Count Fucklcr, tho Marshal of the place, conn next with hftv-one; Bismarck follows with a modest forty -eight. I lie Island of Juan rernnnilc,, up on which Alexander Selkirk, the pro totype of ltobinson Crusoe, spent his four solitary years, has never since been jnhabitcU until twelve years ago, wn the present Governor Hodt settled upon it with a small oolonv. Hodt is a Swif ter. In 1Mb' he fought for Austria against tho Prussians, and in 1X70 for France. After the defeat of tho Krone lie emigrated to Chili, and made himself useful to tho government, at whose in viUition he undertook tho colonijit'on of Kobinson Crusoe's lonely island Here ho has resided for the last twclv years as Governor and Judge. Most of the settlers over whom he presides are fjcrman and bwiss. LIFE IN CHINA. Oriental Customs Tliut Heetn Aniimluf to Dweller In (lis Ori-ldent. Who and what aro these melancholy mortals who are meandering along coy cred with sheepskins? They are what when you boo them in Fleet street, you call "sandwich men." They are ex liibitiug tho wares purchasable at t lit: clothier's shop on our left. Instead of carrying advert isonient-lionrds, and wandering up and down the street, layer Of lean mortality between two slices of wood, thev wear upon their own backs the very goods which you are respectfully invited to inspect ami to buy. Do not imagine that a China man s mind feels any qualms at tit thought that these garments have licch for weeks upon tho back tif one of tin unwished. He is troubled by no such Unpleasant rejections. But ho would no doubt drive a harder bargain on the plea that they had lieen already much worn. Them sheepskins are-very high ly valued in winter by tho country peo ple. H vou were relating to an agrictil turn! audience in tho south of Chins, and in the north also to towns people, the sufl'erings of the persecuted saints of old, it would never do to tell them that "they wan dcrcd about in sheep-skins and goat' Minn. 1011 would err as much as tho Moravian missionaries did who lirst preached of the tires of hell to the Groenlanders. Those Arctic folk were immensely pleased with the prospect of going there, and the missionaries were naturally very much shocked at the re sult of their own preaching. Ami so, to the Chinese mind, the wandering about in sheep-skns ami goat -skins doc not at all imply that thev were "desti lute, nmictctt, tormented. jhev would very much like to be per-xvulcd to that degree. Tho Chinaman is a wonderful creature for enduring end less nuisances, regarding them as limit's that are and have been, and therefore still must bo. e could scarcely have a better illustration of that last remark . than tins stage, which has been thrown right across tho main thoroughfare. must cither find our way round by a side street, or creep under tho stage as best we can. Fancy what it would be for a band of itinerant actors to erect a theater in Chcapsido, coiuHdling all the trauic to turn aside for a whole day; and then consider that the street we are in bears about the same relation to the city of Amoy as Clicapsido does to tlis city of London! Yet the people do not complain. It is probably that not one in a hundred who turn aside because the road is blocked thinks that such a nui sance ought not to be allowed. It is much more likely that the inhabitants of the street are objects of envy Ixvauso the theater is brought to their doom. Koine shopkeeper in the street has in vited the actors at his expense, ami his neighbors are much obliged to him for giving them an opxrtiinity of seeing tlie plav, and of h curing tin1 drums licnt, the hells ring, the cymbals clash, and the actors howl and screech, without tho troublo of leaving their shop-doors. Tho entertaining sights are so numerous that to describe all that strikes the new comer as fantastic would take a volume. You may see a woman deliberately washing Iter long black hair in wooden bowl, coiibing it out and doing it up In I public, without so much as a thought that any one would think she khould do it in-door. Or. maybe, it is a man in scanty garb, sitting on the threshold of his shop, washing his long legs in n basin of hot water. Sometimes you may come scross a conjurer performing at one of the tinv clear spaces where the road widens for a few yards. Close by this spot I once met a man who seemed to have a knife broken off short in the top of his skull, ami the blood apparently was running down niKin his clothes. The people stood aside with what I thought was a shocked aspect as ho solemnly walked on, looking to neither right nor left, and it proved to be only a famous con jurer going through one of his most re markable performances. Occasionally you may happen upon one of the ec centric customs of idolatry, and sec a new house consecrat d by the presence of the black-faced idol. 'By the way, while we are just finishing our journey, I will tell vou a curious fact about Chinamen and foreign pictures. Hie, Chinaman who sees a foreign picture for the first time Jooks at it with the eves of a grown-up child. When I had dis covered this fact, 1 tested the truth of it many times bv showing pictures to in telligent friends. A fine sketch of the interior of a lurk'sh man-of-war. nur guns served by about ten men, and the Admiral standing in the foreground with his hand rest;ng upon his sword, was put down ns "mount lins;" and a larcre and claVirntc picture of tho funer al of Mous. Thiers proceeding through the streets of Tans was caul to be sh'p at sea." This is nn interesting fact for psychologists. Eary-Dtiy Life in L hi wi. BRITISH FAILURES. Trmlrainrii Who Went I'mlrr In KiijcIhimI During Knur Years. The failures last year were distributed among the following trades and, for better comparison, wo give the total number in each trade in 18H and 184: ISM. IsSI. l'K!. 1HS-2 llHiikeri I 4 .1 '.' ltiillillnic trade ., tKl M.1 1,I!M 1,:H7 ( liriiilHtKuiiddruiodHts 37 4U Kl s7 Coid ami mlnlntf trades I I Ji'3 '11! l!i Corn slid rattle l.Vt ):i'J '.'It ixi Krnperv, silk anil wool en trade '. ft!S ',.' MH 9i Kiirtln-nwurR trades... 4j to lal s7 Kami era 110 3.'7 .MS M0 rurnitiirii Rnd upliol- ata-ry trade 115 01 -216 (iroci'i'v and provision trade's 975 sol 2.J110 '',S1J llanlwiire and metitl trades 15-1 110 1177 t.H Iron snd steel trades.. iM 1.9 :M ,77 Jewelry and funa-y traden 201 1S1 tit 3sj Leather and couch traden &H SKI MM (1H5 .Mere limits, brokers itnd iifientit 378 I'.O 1,171 1,273 Print iik sad atittlouery traden 121 lol 1!'7 200 Wine, spirit Hiid beer trud 4-V t.v; l,l!i:l l.l.'iO MlBcelliineoni Kit 7sl l,ls 1.114 Totals (or t olled Klnir- dinn 5,703 bftm 11,413 l,tt4 The total for 188.5 shows a net in crease of aliout twelve per cent, upon the failures for 1884. But the ollicial figures only tell us of tho cases that oc curred through the Court of Bankrupt cy. There is no way of arriving at any relialilo statistics of the many oilier actual failures that have lumponcd during the year. Not only has there Wn nn increase in the private arrangements effected with creditors, but also in regard to county court adiiiinisti'iitions. l'lien then that large class of cases where debtors simply drop through, or run away, or get work as journeymen, but which are nevertheless eunlly failures, and equally bad for their creditors. It is useless when we renieinlier these facts merely to coin pure Iho ligures in bankruptcy for 18.). with (hoy of 18-.' or IS-S.'I, ami say mere is a decrease. J here litis lieen no falling oil' in the totals of failures, and these simply prove that many insolvent debtors have privately arranged with their creditors or have done without, as the cheap system of liquidation was taken avav, and thev could not attord the more costly present plan. It niiK, moreover, lie borne in mind that every new bankruptcy act has had the appa rent effect of cutting down the totals of failures. The net of 18(i'.l did this, as our comparative total shows, and th fact that those totals rose again did not prove an actual increase of innlvcncv, hut rather that debtors grow more used to the new law, as they doubt lev. will to that of iss;t. Kemp's Mt mi utile OVi- zette. ITALIAN EYES. A Country Where I'retty Itlaiiialrs a ( oiinlaltTaule Premium. Are at J he Ins id the cvo ol Italians is most commonly chestnut; according to M. Mantega.a, the proportion of such b t)4 per cent., the black eves number t2 percent., the blue 11, and the grav H. l'iedinont and Lombardy have the larg est proportion of grav eves; Aenct a of onto, hi general, me ciicsimu color I hair amounts ttf 71 percent.; then come the black hair, I'ti per cent.; then the blonde, 3 per cent, (though in Venetia it is 8.) Black hair is rare iu Venetia. More than three-fourths of the Italians have abundant hair. Southern Italy excels northern in this respect; in Tus cany the poor heads of hair preponder ate (58 against 4'J per cent.) As to beard, the color docs not always coincide with that of the locks. While chestnut preponderates, this preponderance is less marked; and one sometimes timls chestnut links with blond, and more olten brown, beards. Bushy Uards with abundant locks are most common in the south of Italy. In two-thirds of Italy tho natives wear the beard shorter are clean shaven. This practice domi nates especially in Tuscany (.S per ent.); tne Sardinians have most Ion r beards (o0 per cent.). Bed hair in Italy has lieen a subject of discussion among anthropologist; some think red-haired MTons are remnants of a race almost extinct, and which extended to the banks of the Rhine and into Kngland: others th nk re I hair a mere physrologi- ai acc dent, irom which no com 'IiiMon can bo drawn. In Italy throughout one finds a few c.vs of red hair. In one commune, Sant Aguta di Iuglia, red hair is predominant. No evi'lanation :ias lieen given of the fact Baldness is most common in Tuscany. In Italy lerally, of 10,000 youn? men ex amined for military service 20 were re acted lor premature baldnca. and 5. 'or disease of the scalp. Satur. PAINTED FANS. A Odh Flonrlnlilnc UualnM Which ! Now on tbe lteelliir. "Kan-painting," said a dealer in these articles to a reporter recently, "so fur as it is considered as a line art, is about played out A few years ago there were a number of artisU in this city who mado a business of painting fans. Tho average price paid was thirty dollars a dozen, and, as the work was quickly done, the artists could realize a large sum of money by their brushes. The demand for painted fans steadily increa-sed until it was impossi ble to supply it At this point inferior work began to be introduced and the prices ran down until at the present time fans are painted at a cost of two dollars a dozen, a price that no artist can make a living at." "Do you sell many painted fans now""' inquired tho reporter. "In comparison with the sales a few years ago we. do not se'' many. The truth is, the fans are now painted by their fair owners." "Is much artistic merit displayed in thee efforts?" "In some a great deal, but a good many are mere daubs and tempt one to ask 'with Artcmus Ward's inquirer: 'Which is Daniel and which is the lion? The fair Julia takes a fan and paints on it a landscape in which the shrubbery seems to over-top tho trees and t be animals seem to be of a nondescrbt species. She shows thi oaintirig'r' her male friends who break utiil l; mation, 'Charming.' Magnilicent ' and other'eqnally absurd expressions. Thus eneouraired the young lady joes on painting other fans, each painting worst! than the former ono, because a more ambitious effort" 'Have yon ever any tricks practised in ian-paintingr " I, yes. Some years ago I discov ercd a very neat fraud. A wcll-cxe cutud painting, if original, was quite expensive, and taking advantage of this some keen fellows adopted a new plan. They took the silk before it was placed on the body of the fan an ' had a photograph in some way taken on it Then thev skilfully painted the photo graph and many of the best posted dealers were taken in. One day a lady living in this city, who is quite a col lector, purchased one of the photo graphed fans and discovered by acci dent the method adopted. She return-d the fan to the dealer and thus put him and others on their guard. In spite of this, however, quite a number of bogus paintings were palmed otl. indeed, so successfully is the work executed that it requires an expert to determine. "Why are not painted fans of this description as valuable as if painted from an original? "Well, thev bear the same relation to an original as a chromo docs to an oil painting. The former may have all the beauties of the latter, hut it is merely a reproduction and will never command the price of an original. .V. Y. Mad and tipress. TEXAN HERDERS. The I.If l.rd by tlard-Workud mnrt I'nnrly-I'Mld ( Ian of l'eople. Wo will suppose, by way of illustra tion, that a practical herder has been engaged to run a Hock, and in tlnj early morning, as the tirst grav streaks of dawn appear in tho eastern sky, ho sallies forth to takecharge of his wooly flock, who are just beginning to awako and leave their bedding-place. If lit Is a Mexican he looks extremely pict uresque in his bright blue jacket, with its double row of silver buttons, w hich, bv tho wav, are not for use but solely for ornament, for a Mexican ncv.-r buttons his jacket, else ho would hide his gaudy calico shirt. On his nether limbs arc leggings of leather or buck skin to protect his legs from the slum thorns through which ho will be forced to march. These aro kept in place by a crimson, orange or blue sash, over which is buckled a broad sash full of cartridges. On his head is tho inevi table sombrero, with its ornamentation of gold ami silver lace. If ho is a sensible man, his scrape will bo tied over one shoulder and under the oppo site arm ho will carry a W inchester rifle ami a sharp butcher knife. As the sheep begin to move oil' he saunters slowly along behind them, keeping a sharp lookout lor stragglers. Sheep tlo not travel fast, but they keep mov ing. At about meridian they will he gin to feed back toward the bedding place. There the herder will eat his hiiinlile dinner of tortillas and chili. washed down by a draught of water, if ho is lortunato enongii to be in the vicinity of a spring or watcr-lmle. About sundown the sheep will rqach their camp ami begin to select bods for the night. Tho herder has a rude shelter near bv. He builds himself a lire ami cooks his tortillas. Possibly he may have killed a quail or a jack rabbit during the day. If so, he makes a savory soup. Then ho smokes his cigaro ami walks around the flock to see that none are missing. If all is well ho returns to his camp and, roll ing nimseii m nis scrape, lies down. He may have a good night's sleep and he may not A careful herder will be aroused it a single sheep moves and will immediately rise up to see what is the matter, if a bear or cougar or tiger-cat is lurking about he will hunt for tho varmint and cither kill him or frighten him away. Above all things lie must guard against a stampede, for if the timid .sheep once sret started there is no stopping them tho herd would become scattered, many would be lost and the herder would be charged up with tho missing sheen. Lonle- fore daylight he is up, and by the' time the sheep liegin to move he has cooked and eaten his breakfast and is ready to take up the march again. Imagine what a picnic a man must have who performs this dreary routine for three hundred and sixty-hvedays in the year! Sheep-hording ad'mits of no holidays. Cor. Iklroit Free Press. The Boston Tratvkr tells of bo livingin sight of Plymouth R.K'k, Mass.", who weighed three hundred and four pounds at last accounts, thoue-h tie is only fourteen years old. He has ctowii at the rata of fifty pounds a ve.r of lau. ... PUBLIC SPEAKING. Sampl hut of Orator Kic ked I'p Along Life's lllhwy. As it is everybody's ambition to gain fjme and prominence as a public nml ils it is iii lino with our principles to foster and forward every lainlablo ambition, wo taKe tins oppor tunity to set before our ' reader J certain sample lots of public speakers, pro cured at great pains and immense ex pense, and we trust that every one our readers will find something in lot that will suit his predilections and prejudices. Exhibit 1. and perhaps the most scrv iceablo in the entire invoice, is war ranted ti cive satisfaction under all conditions anil in any kind of climate, It is verv durable. It will wear 1iko Iron. This sneaker is stately, rotund deliberate and perfectly sound in wind and action. His sentences are of un varying length and all very long, Th.'.c urn uttered in a tleli'rlltflllly 11 II I form tone of voice, which moves in bil lowy grandeur, like this. , , , , ,; the movement being kept up tin til the end of the sentence is readied when the voice is permitted to enrv ; gracefully upward, thus: '. This (rives an opportunity for taking breath before recommencing tho billow Imsi ness. This speaker is warranted t run for nnv tune dosired. from halt nn hour t) all day. Any person really tie sirious of something superior will tlo wU to snap this up before it is tak by somebo'.y else. Exhibit 2. 1 Ins is a rapid speaker. It is not so much in reiiuest as exhibit 1. but it has its especial merits. Th chief of these consists in the Inability of tho hearer to understand what the speaker is saving, for the former is therefore unable to reply to the argil ments of the rapid speaker, if the rapid speaker think it worthwhile to indulge in such unnecessary expedients ami if tho hearer does make the attempt anil apparently gets tho better of the rapid speaker, the rapid speaker has the power of denying that he said any thing that tho other saitl he said and who, pray, is to know whether he ditl or not? The manner of working the rapid speaker is to seize a sentence by tho butt, as you would a horse-whip, anil by a sudden and adroit movement snap out tho rest ol it in ono time am one motion. 1 his will require sonn practice. You would better begin with detached sentences. When vou hav so far succeeded as to be able to utter "ThcCommonwealth of Massachusetts' in one syllable, you will have gon- verv far on your way toward perfection as a rapid speaker. Exhibit 8 is of the mumbling variety very useful when you cau't think of tho words vou want to use. This will bo disposed of at a bargain; not be cause it is of inferior quality, but simply because the lot is an unusually largo ono. Exhibit 4. Loud-mouthed; very use ful during political campaigns. Will be sold at a sacrifice. Exhibit 5. This is a retailer of chestnuts; good for all occasions; the most serviceable variety in the whole line. Can afford to sell low on account of the h"avy stock wo have on hand. Exhibit 6. This is a machine that deals in jokes, leaving out the point. anil gets all jumbled up trying to apply them. Rather common, but well worth examining. Exhibit 7. Ah! this is something worth looking at. It is tho true ora tor. No discount on this lot. Itsprin cipal features are s-ivcn-jointed wortls. tautology, pleonasm and "damnable iteration." Take this and you'll never regret it. Hostuu Tranxtrt'iit. language of stones. Ancient Superstition Cniicrmlng the Oil lilt les of Various (it'ins. The quality of turquoise imparts prosperity in love. Chrysolite was use! as an nmtilet against evil passions and despondency riie opal imparts apprehension ami insight, and is the emblem of unrealized hope. Conjugal felicity was synibuli.cd bv the sardonyx, which it was believed to insure. The topaz was thought to promote fidelity and friendship and to calm in ternal passions. I ho diamond has the mystic symbol ism of light and purity, faith and up rightness of character. The properties of the amethvst is to calm the passions of tho body and pre vent tiruiiKenncss. The bloodstone was thought bv the ancients to impart courage, prudence, fortitude ami stability of character. 1 lie moonstone was the emblem of the merchant prince, and signified well directed industry and the arts of peace. liarnet or carbuncle represents con stancy of purpose ami fidelity to duty. It is pre-eminently the soldier's gem." The ruby was thought to guard against unfriendliness, and particularly that form so common in antiquity- poisoning. Ih sapphire signifies modesty and charity of opinion, and was thought to possess the power of breaking the spells of magic. 1 he agate or challedonv represents physical prosperity, and it is the stone 31 the athlete and physician, and im parts longevity and health. 1 he emerald symbolizes truth, am: was believed to secure g.Kid fa;th an happiness in friendship and home. I as also the appropriate emblem for :, judge or lawyer. .V. )'. Urniihic. m "In this country a larye cvce ol food is consumed, not only bv well-to do people, but also by the poor. Th excess of foot! consists mainly id m at and sweatmeats." This con.-hu:... is given as the result of an invest':-.' tion into tho diet of laborers reecn"' made by Colonel Carroll 1). Wrl ' , Commissioner of the United S'it Bureau of Labor. The most powerful king on eart is wor king; the laziest shir-king: : very doubtful king, smo-king; the m's commonplace king, jo-king; the leanes one, thin-king; the thirstiest one drin-king; the slyest one, win-king and the most gurruloui one, Ul-kinf BANK OF ENGLAND. Ilrlef Durrlptlnn of the Hytein Adopted for It MmiMKeinrnt. In ICO t. whilo England was at war with France, William Peterson, a Lon don merchant, conceived the scheme of organizing a bank to receive de posits and assist the Government with money. The capital of i'l.i'OO.OOO was raised by popular subscription, and it was provided that the whole of this should he permanently loaned to tho Government at 8 per cent, per annum. The bank immediately issued notes of the denomination of and upwards. As there was no legal limit to the amount of issue, thev soon depreciated, and in 1G!7 it was found necessary to increase the capital stock by 1,000, (HHI. This was paid into tho bank, and for n short time was not loaned to the Government, and the effect was to cause the notes anil tho stock (which latter had fallen to 40 per cent, dis count) to appreciate to par. In 181-t an act was passed dividing tho bank into two departments tin issue and the banking the object of which was to prevent the issue of notes without a sufficient reserve of specie to redeem them. At tho time of tho division into the two departments the aggregate of the permanent loans made by the bank to the Government was 11,015,000. This debt wns now declared to be duo from the Government to tho issue de partment, which was authorized to is sue notes to circulate as money to that amount. But somo of the provincial banks had also been authorized to is sue notes to a limited extent on the deposit of securities, and it was pro vided in the act of 1844 that whenever any of these provincial banks dimin ished their circulation permanently their right to issue notes on deposit of government securities should accrue to the Hank of England, but that the lat ter bank should only issue two-thirds as much as tho amount which provin cial banks should cease to issue. Under this arrangement tho amount of "per manent issue" had Increased to 14, 47.").000 in 1858. For the notes issued under tho foregoing provisions no re serve of specie is required, but for every'othcr note more than are issued as above, coin or bullion must be paid into tho bank before the issue of the note. There is no distinction in tho appearance of the two classes of issue; but when gold is wanted from the bank the notes aro presented at the issue de partment, and, upon their redemption, are at once destroyed, and for every new deposit of bullion or coin, new notes are issued to tho banking depart ment. Toledo Blade. ROARING PEMAQUID. The Uld Kort at the Itongliput Point on the Atlantic Count. Pemaquid Point, near Damariscotta, Me., has been said to be, in a gale from any point of the compass between southeast and southwest, the roughest point on the Atlantic coast. It is liter ally out to sea, and tho waves of the Atlantic, rolling in from' three thou sand miles of ocean without let cr hin drance, break with explosive roar upon ils bastions of stone, which are worn into endless forms by tho attrition and abrasion of ages. It is verv rarely that any point of tho mainland possesses all the conditions of an uninterrupted breaking place for the waves of tho ocean. Uiitlving rocks or islands or the conformation of the adjacent coast usually break up or check the course of the waves long before reaching the mainland. Nothing lies between Pema quid Point and tho broad Atlantic, and even in the calmest moods of sea the roar of the surf upon its walls is re niarkable. 'When tho southerly gale is on, the spray is Hung hundreds of feet into the air. I ho noiso is deafening. Huge pieces of rock are broken from the projecting wall and thrown upon the hank. 1 vmaquid light-house stands on the promontory, several hundred feet hack from the edge, with the housi) jf the keeper adjoining it The light is at least three hundred feet above the sea level. Yet in a southerly gale few years ago a large stone was hurled by the waves through the thick glass jf the lantern, and the spray came down the chimneys of the house in such tiuantitics as to extinguish tha lives. History and legend also lend their at tractions to l'eniaqtitil. No part of the country was earlier known to voyagers, The ships of Pring, Weymouth am Gilbert had plowed these waters long Liclore the settlement of Jamestown. :ind reniaquid was the rival of Ply mouth and Boston as a metropolis in the infancy of New England. The old fort at the harbor was for near a cent ury on the disputed territory between Massachusetts anil Acadia. Governor Chamberlain claims for Pematiuid an older date than Plymouth. "Few know," he says, "that years before the 1 iigrims set foot on Plymouth sands. there were established Englisn settle ments at various points on tho shores Maine that l'emaquul was a seat of trade, and at one time the metropolis of all the region east of New York." Iluckland Me.) Courier-Gazette, Some Queer Requests. The life of Mr. Peter Cooper is about to be published but I doubt if it con tains any of the amusing anecdotes 6f the many demands upon Mr. C6oper from people who seemed to claim a certain right to ask favors from so rich and great a philanthropist. Ho wa so beset with letters of the kind that a clerk was employed to answer them. One woman wrote that she never had been to the opera, ami would like 'to have him send a box so that sh biifht go. and invito friends ah.,- a; 0:hci wanted a sealskin sarq-.e, as the w!. tor was severe, and thought he mi-'ht well afford to send her one; while still another wrote that if she hatl a r.cw set of false teeth, costing forty dollars which amount she asked luni to scud her she thought she could get a bus baud. Tuu-n Topics. -About $3,000,000 worth of Ameri-can-made locomotives are sent abroad tTtry year. RELIGIOUS ANDEDUCATl0N The women students n th.p sity of Michigan have organ,V' muscular development 11 1 A conference of nicchanici i crs and business men recentli j Berlin condemned all work on s -U Is stated that the Clmrehol? grcat-irrnndsons of ctarl... poct, brother of John. H The colored Methodists u . Southern conferences have, duriJ1''' last ton years, contributed' 7-1 f' tne support ol Methodist mission,. An exchange, having stated . there is a demand for competed ers in the West, tho Boston remarks that "it is tho same in v England." m " The Normal School at Tuh Ala., for tho training of colored if". of both sexes to bo teacher J'"' etl from Boston friends a gift of j",,"' Tho school has 225 pupils.0 '' ' "A hen has to feet" "He,i. it." This was what superintend 11. Russell.of lirockton, placed up.,, s blackboard for tho pupils to curr This was the way one boy correct "Ho didn't do it: Cod done it " r, , Journal of Education. ' Great gifts to foreign missions,, reported in many churches. Tr;r Church, Boston, raised i?4,400 theiii-. Sunday, and Dr. Cuyler's Chu-i" Sl.GOO, in the regular collection; tt" many smaller churches have niorm doubled their gifts to this cau.se, 4v. Tribune. . , The New York Sun says thit association which is considering i purchase of a building situ haA, been offered seven Protestant chunk in t no upper part ol Aew iorkCj the most of them costly and tny structures, and all situated in h..-,a' hoods of the most fashionable sort A short time since a party of .'.; Yorkers who came South with Mr.; H. Innian visited tho Atlanta I'niv.. and heard the pupils sing the old plan;, tion songs. Ono of the visitors-p. sented President Chase a check I $1,000. another for .150andtk- for $s50. There is an indefinable b pathetic quality in tho songs of m. that opens hearts and pocket-K alike. Atlanta Constitution. Tho following Harvard faculty d- cision nas occn postcu: "After a present academic vear. soecial stmUr. shall appear before a committee of fr members of tho faculty at tho time their entrance, and satisfy the corau.- teo as to the course of study which tt- intend to pursue, and therenfter th. work shall be subjected to the conslt supervision of that committee. ' WIT AND WISDOM. The egotist who is perfectly satiA with himself, fails to satisfy anv else. People who nurse feiids should member it will make no difference it years hence. X. Y. Mail. A voung lady, who said she us married a tanner, deceived her frien- r - " . most shamefully. Ho was only a sch master. riiitudelvliui Cat . First tramp Will .that doe- hit Second tramp You must fiwA wttfc yourself, lie may not betrtingry ic had half of my leg. Judtjc. Some men are born great, so? wrestle with the parlor stove, and sot have charge of the kitchen tire thrc upon them. Tcxax Sitinys. Philosophers tell us there's no nr. for grumbling, ami we . guess thep about right If the matter can't': remedied, it is a folly to grumble, n it is a worse folly to grumble if wee remedy tJHtn.a.v Traveler. An exchange remarks: Flying nv chines will probably never be a cess." What's the matter with a mi quito? He is a living drilling mack ami the suckingest kind of a sucet- Mirman Jndipundi iit. Mrs. J. has a mania for goingot but .she insists upon taking a coupe. " never see your wife on the street, marked a gentleman' to her husband "You stop the first coupe that youmi"' and vou'll lind her," replied the bn Cltirtiiin Tribune. An old bachelor having fallen': love behaved in a ridiculous nisinn,' but a lady excused his infatuation b; .saying: "It is with old bachelors with oltl wood; it is hard to get thi-i kindled, hut when thev do take hi they burn prodigiously. A'. 1". Ledf rjAKE- SIMMONS LIVER REdULATOE For all Diseases of the Lirer, Zldnejs, Stomach an! Spleen. This purely Tegvtable pre- flration, now to celebrated at a amity Medicine, originated in the South in 1828. It acts rently on the Itowela and Kidney and correct! the action of the Lirw, and ii, there fore, the beat preparatory medicine, whaterer the lick nm may prove to be. In all common disease it will, n Baslstedl by any other medi cine, e fleet apeedy cure. The Regulator is saf to administer in M condition of the system, aod under no clrc atancea ran It do harm. It will invito like a glass of wine, but is no intoiicating br age to lead to intemperance ; will promote geHtinn, dixslpate headache, and fe" aUy tone up the system. The dose as" not uupleasant, and iu virtues undoubted. No loan of time, no Inter ruption or Htoppage of buninens while taking the Regulator. Children complaining of Colic, Headache, or Sick Stomach, a teaspoonful or snore wul give relict. If taken occasionally by P- tients exposed to MALARIA, will expel the poison and protect them from a tuck. A PBTS1CIANH OPINIO. I hare been practicing medicine for tweoryye and have never been able to put up a compound that would, like Smmons Liver la tor, promptly and effectively move the y". action, and at the same time aid (Instead of e eningt the digestive and assimilative powers a system. L. M. Himtoh, M. D.,WaiW- EE THAT TOD SET THE 6E.NT111 rnnraaan rr J. H. Zeilin i Co., Philadelphia,!1- PRICE, tl.00. I 1