PERSONAL AND LITERARY. Judge William T. Crow, of Carnes ville, Uiu, lias nil his nix children un.l forty-seven grandchildren living wiih.u a ni' of the old homestead. Harry McCarthy, known 1m the Ar kansas comedian, was an upholsterer before lie wont on the stage. He is the author of tlio "llonnio llliiu Flag." Joe Murphy in said to bo tho richest man on the s'.ai'o. H is worth a cool half million. He was a poor Irirh boy, and started as a variety singer. A", t'. Tribune. Mr. Victoria Clallin WoodhuU now holds a h'gh place In English so ciety. Her husband, Mr. Joln Hd dulidi Martin, is the wealthy banker of Lombard street .V. Y. Herald. Horace Porter In Harper's Monthly ays: An oath never passed Grant" s lips. His neare t approach to an im- irecaliou was "Confound it." Ho ilmself said: "I never learned to swear." The new United States Government agent for tho Cherokee Indians is of Cherokee blood, a great-grandson of Whito 1'lumc, the pr.-at chief sla n in the battle with the whites many years ago. Chicago Herald. In the matter of tho English Cabi net the Premier alone is tho direct choice of tho Crown, tho other mem bers of the Cabinet being selected by the l'rcm er. They and they alone aio " the tioverninent ' or tlio country. A Swedish, missionary, who ha been laboring for many years in equit torial Africa, has ro ntly translate. the (iospel of t-t John inio the Congo Janguag and has had it printed for tho use of the natives. Sweden thus gain tho honor of printing tlio lir-t book in Congo. Mr. Waldo Thompson, of Lynn Mass., in his "Historical Sketches the Town of Swumpseott" traces tlio lineage of John ltrown, of Ossawatomit to Lieiiieimnt (iovenior John Hum phrey, who settled on the shore between Jilack Will's CI ill' uud Forest ltiver two and a half centuries nio. Huston Jour nal. A Hussian frend of mine who was In frequent alteudaiiee on the Emperor .Nicholas told me that tins savage mon arch was so thoroughly imbued witii tho Idea of personal power that peaking of llusin lie u-ed to say: "My climate, mij snow, vuj thunder-storm of liiHt nut unit). " One mornlii" as lie was looking out of tho window he i-a d "My clonus luing very low this mora Jng. Aureiun i-nio t. Itev. 0. (ireiifcll, of tho English. llnptis: Missionary Society, ami con Doctod with the Congo .Mission, lias made some important explorations In tho steamer l cacc. lie has estubllshi the fact that tue Molmngi liiver, which enters tho Congo near tno Equator Sta tion, is probably the largest tributary or that iri'cat stream. At a point litly miles from its mouth it was a third of a niilo wide and this was its narrowest point. Its main depth is twenty-live feet. He thinks it is tho lower part of the n alio Kivcr, as to which geogra pher are so much pu..led. A. Y. Inde pendent. m a m HUMOROUS. A liltlo girl litly described nervous ness as "just being in a hurry all over.' firocer-IIalf a pound of tea? Which will you have, black or green' Servant -Miuru nytuur will do. It's foruuould woman that's nearly bloiud. lU'ifro 'tunes. ew took An please, ma am how shall I conk the ciiuns? Mitn Why, how have you cooked them n Other traces r ev t ook Niro. I ill lers made iystcr soup wid 'em. I'hicu jo lnbitne. ai NHia: Jt vour communication Is a chess problem, wo don t want it. If it is a crochet pattern, wo don t want It, either. If :t is anything else, we don't want it Wo don't want it, nn way. Puck. No sooner did a recent Huston girl rcnio to Chicago than sho dated her letters from '('hiraxo-hy-thu-l.nko." Chicago girl went to the Hub and wrote from " Hoston-by-tlio-beiiiis.'' A. 1. Independent. , lu au Egg-shell. Jim eiiir. IdiiiiiI in I ho cities Aie tur swiiy Irnin Iiiiiiki. Hiey mind mc of lliiuto tlittlrs. I ho "i.H.mif Ancient Koine," What is the dill'crcnco between the ancient Humans and modern Ameri cans:1 (iive it up? Why, the Humans Used to urn their dead, while the Amercans have to earn their living. poor lAH'iiii) Journal. Au agricultural exehango savs that horse collars should be washed with carbolic acid. Very little starch should boused, however, m doing them tip. it annoys the horse to have his collars too still'. The Judije. The people of Portland, O.e., must ho highly pleased with a de caption of there given by the leading newspaper, which says; "Our people are divided into two classes. One class is too tired to do anything, and the other class hasn't time." They had come in from way-back, in a wagon. He was tall and agricult ural. She was idiort and rural. He had been buying sumo cloves at retail, and at the depot made sumo remarks while his meek wife prevented tho chil dren from getting mixed up with Immi grant. "I ain't nfeerd of tho biggest man that walks," he remarked. This seutence seemed to please him, and he repeated it. At last the wife arose and (aid: "Pete!" "Eh?" "You know ineP" "You bet." ' Squat and shut up." And ho li--VitUburgh Chron tele. She Took One. "Are the fall styles of wall paper in yet?" sho anxiously Inquired. "Yes'm." That was at ten o'clock in the morn ing. At one o'clock in the afternoou, after having 284 samples displayed be fore her on the rack, she tenderly in quired: " Have you any more?" "No'iu " Aro you sure thcoe are the Terr lat est fall styles?" " Yee'ni." "Then then I guess I'll take a roll one for two (hillings. I want to pa per a trunk!" iWnt JYet FUN IN THE MARKET. An Eel That Couldn't lis IIII Kren as Well a an Ordinary Kvl. " Any one who lift that eel out of tho tank mav have it," said Eugene Hlackford yesterday to a crowd of per sons who stood in Hilton Market be fore an open aquarium watching a largo eel moving gracefully about in water. It attracted attention becauso it was not a common-looking eel, such as may lie bobbed for any day at low tide In Newtown ureck. A naruv-ioov ing fisherman, who had probably caught many eels In Ms time, nsked Air. iuu'-k ford if ho was in earnest, and being us surod that the offer was made in good faith he tucked up tho sleeves of his pilot-jacket and alter briolly explaining to tho crowu fie precise manner which an eel should be grasped to pro vent it gliding through the lingers he plunged his hands into the water to practically illustrate how the thing was dono. He seized the eel very nrtisucai lv. but. with a sharp expl sion of bias phemy, he let it go again b lore he had bronchi It to the suriuco. ine eei swum nround Indifferently. It hadevi dently grown accustomed to such ex porence. The fisherman followed it with his cvO''. "It stung mo bad," was tho only explanation he cared to o'I'er to the wondering spectators. Justtiion a whistling boy came up, and lo;ked at the eel boc.uiso tho others woie look ing at it " I don't see anything uncommon in him." ho said, contempiuouxlv. "I've ketched bigger ones than that." "Say.Hob," sal I the lisherman, struck witii an idea, "pick that eel out of the tank and follow mo down to South street with it, and I'll givo you a quar tcr." Without stopping to make anv in quiries as to the legitimacy of the offer, the Inilepeiiilunt lad grasped tho e ;l He liberated it immediately and uttered a veil that brought In the policeman who twirls lils (dul) just outside tho lish market to see what tho matter was. Later In the day many persons touched tho eel and tested its curious powers. After the contact son.e shrieked, some laughed and some looked frightened, but none essayed to meddle with it a second time. New comers continued to touch it, until Mr. Hlackford, fearful that its vitality might he exhausted, put it into a high closed tank, and pasted this legend upon the glass: "dymnotus, or hlectrio hoi. i'he tank contained several "hell benders," and tlio eel shocked them very much and caused them to spring around In tho liveliest niiinn T. It was given to Fish Commiss oner Hlackford by Mr. Ilooald Hums, who received it early yesterday morning from Iho Ama zon ltiver. Captain Hears brought it with hi in In the steamship Finance Ho Is rather a handsome, creature, nnd a groat point in its favor is that it keeps Its mouth always shut, except at meal times, nnd seems to breathe through two rows of holes on its head and neck. It is about two nnd one-half feet long, nnd rather disproportionately thick. It has a heavy tin, like the keel of a boat, running along the belly tho entire length of the body. The throat is of orange color, ami the head, though short and clunis.-. Is ornamented with two little Taps that look I ke cars. It can administer an elo.'trie shock as powerful as that of a Miiall battery. man yesterday touched it with a steel lish. knife, and lit! felt fie shock as for cibly as if he had touched it with his bare lingers. A'. I', ttuii. BILL NYE. An AiiiiihIiik liii'lili-iit Wlili'll Orrnrrxi Winn IIh V.ts Wearing I r Krinliir. I was oneo a Justice of tho Peace nnd it good many funny little incidents occurred while I held that ollice. I do not til' into to my official life here in ol der to call attention to my glowing ca reer, for thousands of others uo doubt could have administered the affairs of the office as well as 1 did, but rather to speak of one incident which took place whil 1 was a J. P. One night after I had retired and gone to s eep, a milkman ca led Hill Illuming rang the bell and got mo out of bo l. Then ho told mo that a man who owed him a milk hill of thirty-live dollars was all loaded up and prepared to slip across the Hue overland into Col orado, there to grow up witU tho co.iu try and acquire, other indebtedness, no doubt. Hill desired an attachment for the whole wagon-load of goods, aud said lie had an officer nl hand U serve the writ. "Hut," said I, as I wrapped a "wel come husk door-mat around my gl r ions proportions, "how do vou know while we conver.se together ho is not winging his way down the valley of the 1'nrucuf" 'Never mind that, filjw," savs William; "you just lix the dockyment.s and I'll tend to the defendant." In mi hour Hill returned with thirty- live dollars in cash for himself aud the entire costs of the court, nnd as we set tled up and lixed tho (locket 1 asked Hill Dunning how ho detained the de fendant while we made out tho affidavit bond and writ of attachment "You rockolloet, Jedge," savs Will iam, "that tho waggin-wheel is held onto the nxlo w ith a big nut. No wag gin kin go any length of time without that there nut onto the axle. Well, when 1 d skivered that what's his name was packed up and the waggiu loaded, I took the liberty to borrow one o' them there uuts fur a klud of memento, as it wert and 1 kept that in my pocket till we served the writ and he paid my bill and canie to his milk, if you 11 allow me that expression, aud then 1 said to him: fanner, savs l, vou are going far. far away, where 1 may never see you again. Take this here nut.' says I, and put it onto the axle of the oft hind wheel of your waggin, nnd whenever you look nt it hereatier, think of poor old Hill Dunning, tho milkmau.' " Y. Mercury. Minnie Hauk, has a castle In Switz erland, and she never lets a day pass, raiu or shine, without the stars aud stripes above her doors. That is the kind of an American girl Minnie is. A'. j. urapntc Should Governor Rusk orGorernot Dunn take the cak? Leave it to Gov ernor Eaton? Chicago Current. CALIFORNIA OSTRICHES. Chiracterlstle of tit HlriU-IIow Titer Ar Corraled and Plucked. The sight of a dog Is sufficient to frighten an ostrich badly. At such vision, if permitted so to do, the ostriches in the corrals would immediately be speeding over the sandy plain, through a waste of tall wild sunflowers, at a gait which would astonish a horse-trainer. Dr. Sketchley has three dogs on his farm, but tiiey are all kept behind the buildings out of sight of the os triches. When a keeper ap proaches them to annoy them they emit a hissing noise like a goose, and try to bite the intruder. They have no strength in their bills, however, arid are harmless unless they get a chance to kick. Unlike the emu, which is exhib ited ofton as an African ostrich, they have but one toe on each foot. This is a terrible weapon. The bird kick for ward. The force Is shown by the ex ploit of one bird, which kicked a stout board on the side of its corral and broke it in two at one blow. The toe is point ed and will cut like a knife. Tlio bird which was killed with one kick had its breast laid open with an ngly wound. .Of the young birds all are per fectly shaped, except one which has a club foot and which walks on the back of the clubbed foot, the toe turning up. Tho gait of even this bird is elastic. All the birds walk precisely after thefaifiAun adopted by many young ladies in San r raiiciseo of late, whose gait may there Sore, perhaps, be correctly described in tho future as the "ostrich walk." It is as if tho birds stepped on hot gridirons. Tho feet are taken briskly up and raised high and the body and head oscillate. This stylo was learned in South Africa and not in San Francisco, and is as old as the race of desert birds. Silly fear and ferocity are the charac teristics of ostriches everywhere. Some are more ill-tempered, hut all are dan gerous if not approached with care. No method has been discovered by which they can be plucked except that of draw ing a stocking over tho head, leaving a hole that the bird may breathe. To ac complish this tho bird is lured closo to the fence of tho corral by a delicacy like corn, and is then seized by the neck. Just as soon as it is hooded in this way it is comparatively helpless, for it will not kick unless it can see what it is kicking at. Ono way to pluck thcin is to have a small corral the back of which is movable. Hy pushing this up they could bo pinioned. Tho leath ers are taken from the breast, wings and tail, all abovo the dreaded kicking appa ratus. At present the ostrich keepers firess upon tlio bird from behind, nnd as ong as they keep behind they are safe. The man who plucks proceeds with dis patch. An adult bird is plucked every seven months, and fields about twenty livo long feathers and several "tips.". Tho tips are taken from tlio wings. Tlio feathers on tlio back are left for tho pro tection of the bird. During this pluck ing operation mon havo leen kicked by the birds, but not to bo hurt Had tho birds had a fair forward kick, tho result could hardly have been other than fatal to tho person kicked. The young ostrich which for some time went about on one wooden nnd ono natural leg was injured through fear. Tho boards on the corral wore outside of tho posts. Tho bird was frightened at something nnd ran against a post, something which could not have been foreseen, nnd ono leg was broken. A wooden leg was made, or a sort of a stilt, to take the place of this, but after a little tho bird died. It was an object of interest to all visitors. San Fran ciseo Uiillctin. TO DRESS CHICKENS. How Fowls Mlimild He Killed anil l'ltked ViiIiiiiIiIk Hints. Kill by bleeding in tlio mouth or opening tho veins of the neck; hang by tho feet until properly bled. Leave head and feet on and do not removo in testines or crop. Scalded chickens sell best to homo trade, and dry-picked best to shippers, so that either manner of dressing will do, if properly executed For scalding chickens, tho water should he as near the boiling point as possible without boiling; pick the legs dry bo fore scalding; hold by tho head anil legs and immerse, nnd lift up nnd down three times; if tho head is immersed it turns tho color of the comb and gives tlio eves a shrinking appearance, which leads buyers to think tho fowl has been sick; tho feathers and pin feathers should then bo removed imme diately, very cleanly, nnd without breaking the skin; then "plump," by lipping ten seconds in water nearly or inito boiling hot, and then immediately into cold water; hang in a cool place until the animal heat is entirely out. To try-pick chickens properly, tho work diould bo dono while tho chickens are bleeding; do not wait nnd let tho bod es get cold. Dry picking is much more easily dono while tho bodies nro' warm. Ho careful, and do not break and tear the skin. iV. IF. Christian Advocate. A NINE-MILLION BOOK. Book AfenU Who Earn from Ten to Twenty Thouund Dollar a Year. By this sketch I see that the Applctons have made niue million dollars out of their Cyclopedia alone; nine millions in gross, of course, this means; but there is a good margin for profit Out of tlioir "Picturesque America" they have made four million dollars. So if they only published those two books, they would do well. "Webster's Primer," which they still publish, sells at the rate of one million a year regularly, some times a few more but never less. 1 said to Mr. Appleton one day that the pub lisher of three such books ought to be satisticsi Yes, he said, but unfortunate ly they publish other books, the success of which, or the non-success of which. make an inroad into the profits of the other publications. However, the house of Appleton is rich enough and the most of its wealth comes through its subscription department. You can imagine that the subscription depart ment does a big business when some of its agents make from ten thousand dol lars to twenty thousand dollars a rear out of it. This is a good inccroe for a book agent Philadelphia Press. TYPHOID FEVER. Cautel of It KiUlcnee and Methods of Ills lemlnatlon. The causation of typhoid or enterio fever is involved in great obscurity. Some of the best authorities believe it may originate de novo ; in other words, as the great exponent of this theory, Dr. Murchison, states it : "Tho poi son of enterio fever is contained in the emanations from certain forms of putre fying organic matter," and "is often generated by fucsl fermentation." Other authorities, equally good, hold that the appearance of typhoid fever cases necessarily presupposes tiie ex istence of a case which stands to the later ones in the relation of cause to effect, and that, if this case is not dis covered, it is simply because the evi dence is obscure, or the investigator in experienced. Unfortunately the iden tification of the typhoid germ has not yet been satisfactorily determined, and until it is we can hardly expect the mystery now surrounding the produc tion of tho disease to be cleared away. In regard to the means by which the fever spreads, there is more unanimity of opinion. The water of wells which has become impure from the leaking of vtiults and cesspools has been shown over and over ngain to have caused ty phoid epidemics. Notable instances of this havo occurred in our country, as in Syracuse in 1876, and the more re cent epidemic at Plymouth, Pa. ' Milk has also many times been the medium through which the typhoid poison has been disseminated. Impure water has been used to wash out the milk cans, if, indeed, it has not served other purposes, and the milk has thus become infected. A striking example of this medium of contagion was the outbreak of typhoid at Marylebone, London. Within a few weeks one hun dred nnd twenty-three families were attacked. Mr. Kadcliffo traced the cause of this to milk which came from a particular farm on which "water used for daily purposes contained excre mcntal matters from a patient suffer ing from enteric fever immediately before and at tho time of tho outbreak. Epidemics occurring at Edinburgh, Glasgow, Bristol and Dublin have also been traced to milk. These facts should stir up all health officials to the vital importance of the most rigid scrutiny of the milk supplied to the people under their charge, nnd should lead our judges to inflict the severest penalties upon those detected in the adulteration of this most essen tial food. That this disease may be contracted by those who nurse the sick is possible, but If this ever occurs it is extremely rare. The discharges from the intestines are believed to contain the infective material; and in the pres ent state of our knowledge, to miry these discharges in tho ground or to cast them into tho sewer without pre vious disinfection, must be looked up on as criminal. It is not difficult to understand that the infective material of such undisinfected discharges may cling to the interior of drain tiles and sewers, and through defective plumb ing find admission to the dwelling and sleeping rooms of the well. This is doubtless the explanation of the origin of those cases which nre ascribed to sewer gas. i Typhoid fever is eminently n disease of the autumn, and its greater preva lence at this season of the year is at tributed by some to the decay of vege tation; others have found its prevalence to depend upon the rise and fall of the ground water. Just how far these con ditions affect the prevalence of the fever is a matter of conjecture, and as they are entirely beyond our control we must in our endeavor toward pre vention and restriction pay strict at tention to cleanliness in all its forms, and especially to the thorough disin fection of discharges from patients. For this purpose the committee on dis infectants of the American Public Health Association recommend solu tions of chloride of lime, of chlorinated soda, or of bi-chloride of mercury. In our cities the typhoid patients nre largely recruited from the ranks of those of ample means, who during tlio sum mer spend their time in the country, and often at tho most fashionable watering places. It is notorious that these resorts are, as a rule, unsanitary in their appointments. The crowding of human beings in such places, wjth the consequent accumulation of human waste, would, it would seem, help to account for the large representation of typhoid fever victims in the ranks of their patrons. A study of typhoid cases with reference to tins point would be interesting and doubtless instructive Science. How to Prevent Rusting of Plows. A plowman says there nre several easy ways to prevent rusting of plows and cultivators nnd to keep the teeth bright. One is to give them a cont of thick limewash as soon as they are brought in from the field. Another is to dissolve an ounce of resin in four ounces of linseed oil, and while hot mix this with a quart of kerosene and stir well. This is laid on the smooth iron with a paint brush. Another way is to dissolve an ounce of camphor in some turpentine and add to this four ounces of lard and one ounce of pul verized black lead or stove polish and mix well. This may bo rubbed on with a rag. To remove rust from tools or plows nothing is better than a mix ture of half a pint of oil of vitriol poured slowly into a quart of water, and apply this to the rusted metal. Wash off with water. Cincinnati Times. A singular accident occurred to Mrs. Wallace, daughter of Mr. JohnL. Carncross, a few davs ago. During the summer she resided atArdmore, where the lady and her daughter were afflicted with the whooping cough. They returned to the city. Recently Mrs. Wallace was seized with a severe coughing fit, during which she frac tured a limb. Philadelphia Record, m i A Nevada lady recently took un fair advantage of her husband's indul gence in a bath to elope with another man. The bereaved one expressed the conviction that she had been waiting for the opportunity for months. Chi cago Inter Ocean. HOW TYPE IS MADE. What a llepnrler Haw In Vlk Through a Type Knunrtry. Jt may not be generally known," said the type-foun lor, "that the first quarto Hiblo printed in America was the work of Christopher Saner, ot Gor mantown who there, in 1735, estab lished a type foundry; but it Is to see how type is mado that yon corue. "Let us begin with the metal room." Ab .ut I he place whore the amalgam of which typ't is male were piled run dredsof bars of the metal. At the curtherend of tho room, a master workman threw into the great kettle fertain proportions of copper, anti mony, lead an I tin. This is the amal gam, the exact proportions of which produce the useful metal that must bo hard without being brittle, duo i!e nnd tough, Bowing freely and hardening rapidly. A bar was broken in two, and the beautiful, sparkling grain of the metal shown. About the apartment were casks of glittering antimony, bars of yellow copper, dull bricks of lead and blocks of tin. As tho composition melted, tho man at tin kettle stirred tne molten mass nnd when the proper degree of heat was re iched, l idled it out on tho moulds that lay on tho brick tloor at his feet. Above the metal room the bars were htted for the printer's use. Before a machine known as a punch cutter sat a man surrounded by a bowildering array of delicate tools and gauges. "There are very few men of nolo for this part of the work in tho United States," whis pered tho reporter's companion. "It requires a delicacy of touch and per ception that is not oesily acquired." On the end of a piece of steel tho work man at the punch-cutter was forming a letter. Ho worked rapidly, yet with caution, frequently testing with bis gauges until the loiter was complete. Then other letters of tho alphabet were formed, finishing the series. One by one t lie dies wore placed in a stamping machine, an oblong pice of copper put under them, nnd then the great lever was brought down. The imm'cs ion was left deep in tlio copper. This oblong bit of copper Is termed the matrix. From the puueh-cuttor the matrices wero carried to an adjoining room, where tho greatest care s eyc cisud in their titling in tho mould. The slightest variation or irregularity was said to bo fatal to tho appearance, of the typo east in thorn, i'erh ips tlio most interesting things about the foun dry are tho tiny casting machines that pour out an endless stream of typo as long as they aro at work. "These nug little felloAs," said the type-founder, pa'ting with his hand tho odd little mass of machinery boforo which he stood, "can throw out more type n one day than a man, working ten hours a dav, can count in a month. Tne metal is kept tluid by a littin furnace under neath tho machine, aud is projected into the mold by a pump. The mold is mov able ami at every revolution of the crank is brought to ihe spout, where it re ceives a fresh charge of the metal. A spring in front of tlio mould holds close to it a copper matrix, nnd the stamp of the letter on tho matrK is diroetly opposite tho npoxturo in tho mould which meets the spout of tho pump. In boxes, the now-mado type is carried to tho dressing-room, wlioiM around largo stones boys nro kept busy ruuo ng away the rough edges ou the'lype. The lads wear glovo'-linjers for protection. As the types aro rubbed smooth, each letter is set up in long lines, ironi the nnublo-iingered boys the lines of type pass into the hands of the dresser, who lias beside him 1 a powerful magnifyinggliiss. The dresser deftly slips a lino of typo into a long stick, similar in slitipo to that used by printers, face downward, screws them up tight, and with two rapid movements of a planing tool, cuts the groove in tlio bottom of the type. This operation is kno vu as giving the typo legs. "They must have something to stand on, said the good-natured looking dresser. After that, with tho magnifying '.'lass, tho face of .he type linn is critically in spected, and imperfect ones thrown aside, to be relumed to the melting pot. "This operation practically ends the making of the type," catd the foundor. "Afterwa d iho dill'orcnt letters are put up in whac wo call 'page,' and are all ready to be sent out." The matrice and moulds, of which the foundry has a collection numbering many thousands, are kept, when not in use, in a tire-proof vault. They aro very valuable, rep resenting as tuey uo, tne collection of many years . of limes. .labor. Philadelphia CONCERNING FLOUR. Difference In the Composition of Varluui Uunlille. Flour from wheat of different quali ties will bo found to differ widely in composition. While the mineral ele ments, such as lime, potash, phosphoric aoid, etc., are quite uniform, the proxi mate elements, gluten, starch and albu men, vary largely in their proportions. Gluten and vegetable albumen will b found more abundant in wheat grown on a rich soil. The hard llinty wheats are also rich in these elements, which measure the nutritive qunlity of the flour. The large-grained, soft wh ats, such as are produced in climates where the summers are cool and moist, or are grown on poor soils, abound in starch and sugar. These wheats make a fairer lour, but not so nutrit ous as that from hard wheat. The powe to absorb water is a quality of wheat seldom taken into the account in the grad . Wheat that ap pears to be perfectly dry will lose from eight to twelve per cent, on being sub jected to a temperature ot 212 degrees for twelve hours. The softer the wheat, he greater the absorbent power. When reduced to flour the absorbed mois ure is generally estimated at fifteen per cent. But if the wheat be very hard, it will scarcely reach that amounL In con vening flour into bread there isachem ical change as de from the fermentation, by which about thirty per cent of water is chemically combined with the gluten and starch, so that no mechanical pro cess can ever convert bread into flour again. This is independent of the mois ture absorbed, which is chiefly lost when the bread becomes stale. In this combined moisture lies the chief profit of the baker. Indiana Farmer. A CHARGE AND COUNTER CHARGt, A Btata With Law for Ilia Mule and Mlghtj Llttlo fur tlia Darkey. Opto P. fc-ad. Old Trotline Dave came to town the other day, driving- a little blue-looking mule, Thg animal was so poor, and the balr had been rubbed oft bun in so many places that Dav was arrested for cruelty to animals and waj arraigned before a justice of the peace. "Old man," said the magistrate, "do you belong to the church!" "Yes, tali." "Did you ever preachf' "No, sah, neber preacht d ; but I bab sorted wid er mighty loud mouf." "Your church tr aches kindness in all thines. does It notf "Who yer 'ludin' torf" "I am retorring to you." "What's I done" "You have been ciuol to your mule." "How so, sahT "By rubbing the hair off him and by not feeding him." "Is dat de cause why da hab fetch me up hoali!" "Yes." "Wbut yer gwlno ter do wid mef "We are going to try you. and If wo find ycu guilty, we are going to punish you." "Do de law gin yer dat right?" "Yea." "Wall, go er head an' try me." "What have you to say in your defensor1 "Oh, I ain't pleadin. Go cn wid de trial." "When did you feed that mulel' "Dis mawuiu'." "What did you give hiuiP "Er straw hat." "Did he eat itf , "Who, hliut" "Yes." "I reckons he did, fur when I went back shortly arterwards de bat wan't dar." "How did he lose so much of his halrl" "He didu't lose it De gear wore it off." "Well, old niau, you are guilty of a crime." "Uli. huh. De law say so, do it? "Yes." "Law ')ears tcr be on de mule side. Nig ger doan 'pear to bab uo show." "Law ';)rar fo be on rf nwh side." "None that I see. I am compelled to fine you $o." "All right, sah; heah's yer money. Now, tab," he continued when he had paid the money, "I wants yer ter make out er war rant fur de arrest o' er party." "What is the namef "I colls him Dan." "Whito or coloredf "Colored." "What is the charger ' 'Sault wid 'tent ter kill." "Where is the man?" "WLut maul" "The man you want arrested." "I donu' Hunt no man arrested." . "What's this warrant for, tlieuf' "Fur de crrest o' d) mule." "Oh, go on, old man." "No, tali, de mule hab sued me, now Tss gwine ter sue du mule." "Well," said the justice, who bad con reived tho idea of humoring the old man, 'consider the defendant arraigned and pro ceed to state your case." "Wall, snh, erbout er week ergo, I went down ter de stable 'foro daylight. I bad gin de mule eruuir hay ter keep him cliawiu' all night; but, snh, when I weut in an' 'gunter put be gear n him ho wheeled erroi'.a', backed me up in do corner o' de stall an' 'gunter shove his hoofs ergin me in erscan'l ous manner. Talk erbout de breakbone fever, w'y it wa'n't er carcumstance. I wus all hemmed up an' could u' do nothin' else, 60 i 'gunter 'sposterlate wid de daim icoun'rel " "No swetring in court" " 'Bcuse mp, sab. I 'gunter reason wid him. 'Look heah, Dan,' s'l, 'dar ouhtenter bene diit'rence o' erpiuiou twixt us, 'case we'se been good frieu's. I could turn heah now an' kick de litter outen yer but I doan't wnuter hurt yer. Yer know mighty well dat ef it hadu't been for me yer woulder starved ter death laungergo, so let us not git fraek shus arter so 'stendod erquaintance. Now, lemtue git cut, like er good feller.' I tried ter ass him, but bim, bim, he let me bab it Wall, jeJge, I couldu't do nothin' but stau' right dar au' take de sicherwations ez da como, while he chawed his hay jes' like do man what gin it ter him wa'n't in awful misery. He kep' me iu dar all day, sah, 'case be didn' want to go out in de hot sun an' work fur his libin'. I hollered an' whooped but nobody come. At las' erbout night he let me out. It wuz all I coul' do ter hobble erlaung, I wuz so badly used up. Now, Jedge, dis am de reason why, since dat time, I aiu' been so koreful o' dat rascal's feeliu's." "Well, old man, I will refund your money. Take the mule, go borne and treat him kindly. If he assaults you again, I will have him put in jail" "Thankee, jedge, thankee, sah. Oh, dar'l some little law fur de nigger, but it takes erndgbty heop o' pleadiu' ter git it out Good day, buss." Tha Flrt Snake Story of the Seuon. IHawkinsTiUe Dispateh.1 The first snake story of the season comet to us from Henderson. It was a race be tween a fleet-footed dog and a black snake. The dog chased the snake three-quarters of a tllilft dnirn a lAnA "ff la a lino that - v .a fU .u never turns," and the snake appeared in gooa apinig. aiust at me end ol the lane the snake made a sudden turn, and found its hole under the bottom rail. The snake went down the hole bead first, when the dog fia.im1 It. hv Itll tall Tha m.1.. aa nM. -'.7 " - auo uu una I" pared for the emergency, and gave up it .....: J- .. ... . . . & vuuuus covering or situ), wiuen peeiea ou as easily as the skin of a roasted potato. No Tlnia to Soothe Her Own Habr. Chicago Tribune. Nurse (to fashionable mother) The baby b vary restless, ma'am. I can't do anything with her. F. M. She's teething, I suppose. N. Yes'ru. I think if you was to take her iu your arms a little while it might soothe her. F. 11 I! Impossible. I haven't time to spare. I'm just making ready to attend meeting ot the Society for the Prevention ot Cruelty to Children. Give baby some pars gone.