The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899, November 21, 1885, Image 3

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QERONIMO.
Sketch of the Notorious Chief A Mexican,
not an Indian.
The great war chief of the Chirica
huas is not. as supposed, an Apache,
but a full-blooded Mexican, born at La
Joya, on the Rio Grande, fifty miles
below Albuquorque, His father, Jose
Louis Lobato, wai a frmous violiuist,
generally known and referrod to as
Jose Louis, cl Musico.
Gcronlrao, when a boy, was person
ally known to the writer of this, he
being one of a family of five children
and the oldest of the boys. JoU Louis,
wife, and children, resided atMansano,
sixty mile east of Albuquerque, for
several years, and it was at that tme
we became Intimately acquainted with
them. In the spring of 1M we tad a
large wood contract With the Govern
ment at Albuquerque, and quite vividly
remember one morning, just about
sunrise, at Coyote Springs, fourteen
miles cast of Albuquerque, of discover
ing eighteen Navajo Indians near
camp, with two hundred mule belong
ing to Juan Cristobal Armijo, Manuel
Barrella and other citizens of the lio
Grando, in the act of confiscating our
animals. Our niulero succeeded in
catching the bell mare, and. niomit'ng
her. made camp, ali the mule belong
ing to us except ten following. The
Iud ans, foiled in securing one hun
dred more mid it ontil animals, proceed
ed in a southerly direction, keep g
upon the open plain.
News went to the military at Albu
querque, and three companies of cav
alry, headed by Bias Lucero (who still
lives in Albuquerque) as gu.de. pro
ceeded to cut on" the N;iajoes. prevent
them from cross ng the Kio Grande to
the west into their own country, and
recapture the stolen stock. The troops
followed the Kio Grande River down;
keeping in sight of the dust raised by
the Indians, and at a point below Sa-
b nal, where at that t me there were
two 200J crossings three mlcs apart,
await.ng the Xavajoes. The Ind ans,
as above stated, kept the open plain
east of the Kio Grande as far down as
El Sier tta, where the road passes from
Mausano and Abo Pass to La Joya.
The Indians from this point discovered
a Mexican carretta com ng toward them,
driven by two Mexicans, containing
two women and fivo children. Several
of the Indians went out to capture the
concern, but the men driving made a
hard tight for liberty, and a running
battle for a distance of three m.les was
the result The ammunition of the
two men having been exhausted the
Indians closed in and killed them with
lances. Tho osen were killed for food,
and the two women mother and
grandmother to Geroniruo him-clf
and four brothers and sisters made cap-
f ..tiyes. lm
The Kavajoes from their- lookout
position, hid discovered the long line
of trass-liuttoued soldiery with glitter
ing sabers, and knew exactly whre
they were. In the night, between the
hours of ten and twelve o'clock,' the
Xavajocs made for the river, and at
daylight- in the morning, when their
trail was discovered, they were no
doubt thirty or forty miles west, mak
ing for their stronghold in the raoun
ta ns near old Fort Defiance. Where
they crossed the Rio Grando tho troops
found the old woman dead, havingbeep
pierc-d through with a lance, because,
it was afterward aseerta'ned, she made
a noise wiih a view of apprising the
troops. The troops followed the trail
in hot pursuit, gallop:ng and runn ng
their horses for forty miles, when they
were "pretty well played," resulting
in their return to the Kio Graude.with
out any dead Ind ans or captured ani
mals. N
Mrs. Lolrnto and the children were
among the Indians for about two years
before being rescued by the United
StateH Government, and then only tho
mother anil three children succeeded in
gaining the'r freedom, Geroninio and a
sister two years his senior having been
traded to the Apaches, and were never
recovered.
We believe it was in 18o9 or 1KG0
that Colonel Chavez, with h s New
Mexico volunteers, captured several
Navajoes and made an exchange for
tho Mexican pr soners. Both, mother
and daughter were wedded to Indians,
and in addition to two children by hef
husband, Mrs. Labato left a little-babe
behind, the oll'spring by lmr Indian
1 ege and lord th -' ' '
child as a gerj
' transferable, iL... r....uumj; nu
I'that the child was but one day old.
I Geron mo is now about thirty-eight
vears of age and one of the best-known
Indian commanders in the Unitod
Statt'S. Ho is noted for his cunning
and ferocity, added to his extraordi
nary skill as a trailer and dexterity in
the uso of arms, and his great influence
over men has gained for him an un
limited influence among the people of
his adoption. He speaks English,
Spanish and several Indian dia
lects and combines many of the
detestable traits of the Indian with all
of the vilest attributes of the superior
race. AVe believe his mother, brother,
sister, and aunts still res do at La Joya,
on the Kio Grande, while his father,
Jose Louis, the Mexican Ole Bull of his
time, has gone beyond the reach of In
dian or civilized foe.
The vindictive and irreclaimable bad
character of Geronimo leaves but little
doubt that he will never cease from at
tempting to block the progress of civ
ilization or become reconciled to the
monotony of a peaceful existence as a
government pet unless thoroughly con
vened by cold lead into such a condi
tion as would make him a good abo
riginal anatomical subject for some
niedcal museum. Of the renegades
who two ears ago consented to return
to the.r reservat ons. he was the last to
put in an appearance, and that his good
treatment by the author t es during his
stay on the reservation was worse than
thrown awav is amply demonstrated by
the thirtv-six victims whose lives were
brutally sacrificed bv his savage wan
tonness. 1'rescott Miner.
Several years ago somebody wrote
a book in which the position was taken
that su c de is a disease and frequently
takes an epidemic form. There are
certa nly times when this would appear
to resemble a truth. The month of
May produced more suicide? through
out the country than two or three or
dinary months. J'orlland Argus.
KEEPING MUM.
Carton. Speculation, no the Origin of tht
Ciimmnii Thrum.
In the fifty-third chapter of "Don
Quixote" tho Barber says: "Por m', doy
la palabra bara delante de Dies de no
decir laque vcuftra merced dixere a rey
no a roque." Literally: "As for mo, I
give my word before Go i not to tell
what your Worship shall fell me (o king
nor to rook," which latter clause is a
Spanish phrase meaning nobody. Slid
ton, the first English translator, in 6ol,
has rendered it, "neither to king nor to
kaiser" (eniperpr).
The French translators say, "a rol ni
a roc." The Dutch have rendered it.
"I shall tell it to neither cat nor king."
Yet none, not even Cervantes himself,
quoted the proverb correctly, which
should be reudered, "Before God and
your Worship, I'll tell neither king,
knight or tooks."
1 ascribe its origin to Sacchetti's
pleasant novel of the Curate of Valdipea,
who often played at chess with a gentle
man of his neighborhood whom he used
to checkmate five times out of six, not
withstanding which tho gentleman
would not only allow it, lut often
boasted of his score with the curate.
One day it happened that the curate
checkmated him in the middle of the
chess board with nothing but a knight
and two rooks. This the gentleman,
ashamed and displeased, would not
allow, which the curate perceiving, ran
to the bells, which he began to ring.
The peasants, hearing the alarm ran
toward him In crowds and wanted to
know wV it was the matter. Said the
curate to them, "I want you to see and
bear witness that I have given him
checkmate in the middle of the board
with a knight and two rooks!" The
clowns began to laugh, saying. "Master
curate, you make us lose our time,"
and went away. This the curate re
peated so often that the peasants at last
paid no attention to tho ringing of the
alarm bell. At length the curate's
house took fire and the peasants, hear
ing the bell, said one to another, "The
curate is again playing chess; let him
ring; he had better mind his prayers."
And so the house burned down. The
next day tho peasants apologized, say
ing, " e thought vou were playing at
chess;" to which tiie curate answered,
"I was playing at chess with the fire,
which has given me checkmate and
ruined me."
From this incident, doubtless, aroo
the common proverb, "Xon e tempo da
giuocar a seacchi quando la casa
brussia;" or in English, "It is a time to
leave oil" chess when a man's house is
on fire."
The former proverb must have had
its origin in the exclamation of the de
feated friend of tho curate: "Explain
the secret of mating in the middle of
the board with only a knight and two
rooks, and as for me, I give my word
before God not to tell what your Wor
ship shall show me, not even to king,
knight or rooks."
It is strsnge that this anecdote, with
a curious problem involved, should have
been criticised in all languages and yet
stood the test of centuries before any
one thought of the simple and common-sense
plan of utilizing the chess
board and finding out how to checkmate
the black king in the middle of the
board with only a knight and two
rooks. It is a pretty little problem, the
solution of which docs much toward
explaining the exuberant spirit of the
victorous curate. Chessman, in N. Y.
Telegram.
HOW THIEVES ARE CAUGHT.
The Methods In Vogue by Detective! to
Secure Arrest Thieves' Slang.
"When a detective makes an arrest
on suspicion he generally relies on tho
prisoner to criminate himself," said a
Central Station detective. As soon as
such a prisoner is locked np a fly officer
is sent to talk with him, and, although
you may not know it, it is a fact that a
man behind the bars is more confiden
tial and confiding to an ollicer than to
nny ono else. Of course, I make an
exception to this rulo in the case of old
offenders. Many of the latter, how
ever, unconsciously betray themselves
during these interviews. I can illus
trate that best by citing a case that
occurred here several wet-ks ago, when
three moii, named Davis, Jones and
liendei son, were arrested on suspicion
f robbery. Henderson claimed to
bmn from Ohio, and protested
That he had never been East be.'ore.
When arrested a revolver was found
in his possession. An ollicer was sent
to interview him, and, after a timo,
asked hiin: 'Did vou attempt to use
your gun when they arrested you?'
'No,' replied the thief; 'the Hatty was
on top of me before I could pull.' The
use of the word 'Hatty' betrayed him as
a New York crook, and he was after
tcrward identified as a criminal from
that city. 'Flatty' signifies, among
New York . thieves, a policeman. In
Philadelphia policemen are called
'cops,' and in Baltimore 'guys.' The
detectives are known to thieves
throughout the country, by the uniform
appellation of 'fly cops,' in contradis
tinction to 'flat cops,' or patrolmen.
Thieves' slang varies as much through
out the United States as does the
English language in the different coun
ties of England, and in this way we are
often able to locate the homo and par
ticular 'lay' of a visiting criminal."
"How about detectives' slang?" was
asked.
(), that varies almost as much as
the slang employed by the thieves, and,
as a matter of fact, is influenwl greatly
by them. If several smart thieves are
operating in town we would eak of
them as a 'mob of good people.' If
they are burglars in their profession wo
would refer to them as a 'gang of
chumps.' A 'good mob of guns' indi
cates a clever party of pickpockets.
One expert pickpocket is known as a
knucks' or, in New York as a 'wire'
or a 'good gun.' When wo speak of
'good store men,' or 'good night men,'
we mean fearless burglars. Goodday
men' are clever thieves, who lack,
however, tho nerve to become burglars,
or 'night men.' This list could be car
ried out to the extent of columns, but I
have told you enough to illustrate my
meaning. Colloquial thieves' clang
undoubtedly gives us many important
dues in tracing a criminal's ani-ic-ients.
mide Iphia Timis. '.
HEPORTORIAL ZEAL.
How Too Much of II Came Near Hanging
Us l'naaresnr.
Probably one of the most rvnurkuble
Instances of reportorial zeal over heard
of, which came near en ding very se
riously to the main actor, was the ex
ploit of a young man named Arm
strong, connected at the time with the
city staff of a morning paper in New
York. The incident transpired about
sixteen or eighteen years ago. Arm
strong lived across the East Kiver, just
back of Williamsburg. At that time
the outlying district fas sparsely set
tled, and many pretty little cottages
were rented cheap. One summer night
the reporter left the otlice about mid
night. After crossing the forry and
going to the end of the street car line,
Armstrong had quite a piece to walk
before he reache.l his cottage. A por
tion of the way led through a dtnse
grove. On the night in question, while
the rciiorter was sauutering leisurely
through the grove, his attention
was suddenly attracted to an
object suspended froni the limb
of a tree about a dozen yards from the
mad he was traversing. It wasabright,
tnoonliglit night, and there was little
difficulty in seeing objects near by. As
he passed over to examine what had
caught his gaze, he was startled upon
coming up to it to find the dead body of
a man swinging from a very low limb
of a tree. His feet were not above
twelve inches from the ground. A
knife was plunged to tho hilt in his loft
breast. The reporter was in a quandary.
Here was a big item and it was too
late to get a line in about it What
should he do? He was the discoverer of
this first-class sensation, and he hated
to bo cheated out of tho sweot privi
lege of "beating" all the other papers
by giving it to his own first He thought
only of this, and linnlly resolved
ii)on a very strange proceeding. He
deliberately cut the body down, carried
it off to a huge log near by that lav
upon the bank- of a little brook, and
covered it entirely with leaves, sticks
and other debris. He then departed
with the intention of "discovering" the
body at an hour in the afternoon of the
next day too late for any publication in
the afternoon papers. As Armstrong
struck the road he was not aware that
two neighbors wore jogging along just
behind nim, both of whom had seen
him come from the log near the brook.
As the reporter was several rods ahead
they did not hail him, so he walked
rapidly to his cottage and went in at the
front door. About ten o'clock the next
day, while the sun was streaming
through the window of the reportorial
bedroom, where Armstrong lay, possi
bly dreaming of his big sensation, a
constable and two men called at the
cottage and told his wife that they
wished to see him on important busi
ness. Sho aroused her husband, in
formed him what was wanted, and he
at once got up. dressed himself, and
went out into parlor, where the visitors
were waiting. He was then informed
by tho constable that ho had come to
arrest him on tho very serious charge of
murder, and a request was made that
Armstrong accompany the officers at
once to a neighboring justice of the
peace. Before reaching that function
ary's placo, the reporter was made
aware of the fact that the body he had
so cnrefullv concealed the night before
had been discovered, and that he had
been arrested on suspicion of knowing
how the man came to his death, the
neighbors who saw him come from the
brook, as related, having testified to
what they had witnessed. There wns
intense excitement for a time in the lo
cality. Armstrong told his story, but
there were a good many suspicious
glances thrown at him. 'Fortunately,
however, a letter in a pocket of tho du.
censed man's coat, and other supple
mentary facts, proved that he was a
suicide," anil Hint he bad put a rope
about his neck while sitting on the
branch of the tree where ho was found,
and subsequently drove a knifo into his
heart. Armstrong kicked up a bigger
sensation than he at first imagined he
would. Cor. Hartford Courant.
HE BEGAN TOO EARLY.
The Hvl Fate of an Ambitious Young
Man Who Was Too Freah.
"Is th's the first time you ever killed
a man ?" asked an Arkansaw Judge of
the prisoner ho was about to sontence,
"Yes, sir."
First offense, hey?"
"Yes, sir."
"Ever stab anybody?"
"No sir."
"Ever steal mules?"
"No, sir."
"Ever claim that you were a wild
Texan with threo horns and four tails?"
"No, sir."
"Ever drink a gallon of whisky on a
bet?"
"No. sir."
"Ever allow that you could dive
deeper, come up drier, and holler louder
than any five men in the Southwest?' '
"No, sir."
"Ever hold fivo jacks and two revol
vers in a gatuo of poker?"
"No, sir." ,
"How long have you lived in Ar
kansaw?" "Two weeks."
"How old are you?"
"Twenty-three."
"Twenty-three years old ami have
lived in tho State only two weeks, and
yet you have killed a man. My young
friend, yon hang on Friday week, rain
or shine- A young man like you should
beo-in at the 'foot of tho ladder, not at
the top. You are too ambitious. Fling
away anum.on; ny mat sin ieu uic
angels. Next case." St. Faul (Jlube.
The Shortest Way.
Old Friend "You made your money
very fast, Mr. Goldlenf?"
Goldleaf "Yes, sir. very fast. Ten
years ago I was not worth five cents;
now I can count my millions."
"That is a very smart son of yours. 1
suppose he wilf be making money as
fast as you d'd?"
"He will make it faster. I am going
to give him a trade."
"A trade! What trade will it be pos
sible for him to accumulate more money
than you in so short a time?"
He is going to be a plumber. " Fhil
addphia Call.
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PSUBtSR
Absolutely Pure.
Tins powuer never vmnea a wnm iir".-i
Strength an J hvleeunwacst, Men eoonomlial tliui
theonlieiarv kkiule. end cannot be sold In cotmwli.
tloa with the nmltitu.le ol low teat, abort might,
alum or phuephat powder Hold only In can.
HoTAI. aUarxa Pvwtta Co.. 11 Wall atreet, N. V.
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180 First Street,
rOHTLAXI', OKKtiOX,
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DRYGOODS
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Gent's Furnishing Goods.
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future reference, and look for the once I
Uiat will ioiiow in iuis paper.
)o not rub your clothes
whenyoui-an wasnwiinoui
tuborwavliboanl. tfatiafao-
ti.in crlmmiitiwo' or nwiner
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LADIES!
R. U. AWARE
THAT
Lorillard'8 Climas Phg
hearing rrd f (a , tliut lrlllard'l
1 r Mu ... . It.- I ..rill
Blow iirni 111 v"v ( .
Navy Cllaplnga. una Hint Lortllani'a HuuUa,r
the beat ami obeupuil, quality ooualdered I
nDlilllJ IJ 24 Port Street
BAN FRANCISCO. CALIFORNIA.
California Wire Works,
329 MARKET ST., SAN FRANCISCO,
MAMUTACrVKIRI OF
WIRE EVERYTHING IN WIRE
D-.L-J U;,A ( We oiler foranle at li.weat npira
DalUBfl flllB i 44 iwlntrenulM w.d thick tot
Dcuur retrularlf U canned we iruaruitu oat euatumert
ayaiuat dunkfdt.
BalingWirela?
aim at luwoat market rate.
irroai
jkol 1
j All meak.ee & wtdtha, galranlsoii
( aiwruiade, for poultry yarda.iw
U'i,n Plnek ( of all klnda for fruit dryeri, throa
UllB LlUUlte. hveU-rs, riddju., eui
U a n WI ra tralnlnir hP n,M's (n,m i00'
ill) I J W llC (lonitliia;taaap;iiUly lor tue purpuae.
Pnnlinr Trnnn! and all oUier kindu nl trrpa fit
UUpilCl llapS'inioloi.aciukreli.ruUandiiUoo.
for la; Inn nut vuieyanla, dl-
led In dliuueea and uuuia
Uiol wire.
Vineyard LinesS
Ornamental and Useful Wire and
Iron Work.
XOTR IT meet Hasten competition fc
hum munufurture, ami mill you better (nu
a m lower piiee.
American Exchange Hotel,
SANSOME STREET,
Opposite: Wella, Fargo fc Co..i Express Offloo,
SAN FRANCISCO.
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KRCIIANT3, FARMERS and FAMILIK9
A'i iroiu me unci iui wwit. iim.. w ...... ..
convenient aa well as the moat comfortable and
nolable Hotel lu the city to stop at. Tem
perance principle. Table flmtrclans. Hoard
and room, $1. I1.2A and $1.S0 per day. M
sliiKle roonm. 50 cents per nlBht tree Coach
to and from the Hotel.
CHAS, & WM. MONTGOMERY, Propr'i.
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Norman ani Percheron Horses
FaJrttttikt Mid WiUeyt lnt hnnarlation e( iMf hMfirrlvf-d
trr-m France. It ciiii1 if (Urij'tt mi trM I'rr
cliernnt. French Couth awl NofiM.ui. Itiejr r fim It
hcivict ind Bio rru7 n the nwti hUxky draft ibJ are
largely of dirked'. All "f fine ncttti and I scanttful form. U
tuvon tuml tic-l tofcekt 1 0'nn. 1 )irr iarrl oft prrmtmm
at ilw Sonoma aitit Mann AyrttulriifJil I lir.mM- for Swtx intake
oyt all dr;ift bit wcrt avrkd reauuiiA at tht !UI k-M
ai Sa'.nmrnto.
U .11 !. A,l mi nsMiitle trrrrtf with .lUftrnveiliecitrHV.
W e wilt hell thf-narr tlun the vni.e cU4 U llum tfcS be
botiifht for, anywhere elv m the t. S.
He wilt acll tlrc-icr tlun the vime
rmifrit tot, auywiiere eiw hi me 1. a.
f irtirt wtsliimr iu i,ur n will do wet) to (aU at ouff Uitft
Sale St 1 tile in ri'l-itiiitiA 'd a-'H.ln fi r t k.
Iff Send for Caul'vuc. A4ilrrn, II. I. FaJrbankj, or
II, WtUey, Pculuma, smi-imaCo , Li.
FOK
Man and Beast.
Mustang Liniment is older than
most men, and used more and
more every year.
PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL.
Fivo hundred policemen in citrons'
clothes nre employed in iiardin the
)iil)l c ollioes of London uninst dyna
miter. Mr. Hicimrd Itartpn. living near
New llmnswH'k, N. J., who has twice
given birth to twins, is now tho proud
mother ot triplet.
Governor Ireland, of Texus, wns
arrested tho other day for keeping his
carriage standing 011 tho street cross
ing and was lined ten dollars and
costs.
The lato Colonel Oilman M. Tal
nicr, of Clinton, N. Y.. has left by will
to the First National Hank of Clinton,
"for helping him In time of need," tho
sum of four thousand dollars.
Frederic G. Vollmer, of South Nor
walk, Conn., is in his ono hun
dred and second year. He was a sol
dier of lionaparto and fought at Aus
terlitz and Jena. Vollmer does not
drink, but has smoked sine tho year
1798.
Christian Rauch was employed ten
years upon the bronze equestrian
statuo of Frederick the Great, w hich
was erected in tho Uuter den Linden,
Iterlin, in 1851. Tho statuo is seven
teen feet high and stands upon a pedes
tal twenty-live feet high.
The funeral of Victor Hugo was
tho most popular colossal fcto that
Para has ever seen. There was 110
sadness, no solemnity, bui, on the con
trary, a pajran gaycty, tho festivity of a
triumph, it was trie manifestation 01
a purely human worship. Lctkr from
I'aria. " ;
Russell Sage Is reported to have
lost fully eigne million dollars in spec
ulation lost year, lie is still very
wealthy, but is growing more cautious
and has not the daMi of his younger
years. Ho takes no chances now, pre
ferring to Invest In assnred Interests,
and has ceased to be a power in Wall
street,
coronel irrice, me unto millionaire,
has made nearly six million dollars
within ' ti 'o years. Ho began in small
railrop I speculations, made' money,
and failed; tried again, and culminated
with tho Nickel-Plato enterprise Mr.
lirice now lives in New York. Ho has
a residence on Murray Hill, for which
he paid $'250, 000. It 'is tilled with fur
niture, brio-a-brio and pictures which
have cost a fortune, lie has a very
fine library, is fond of literature and
is a man of considerable culture. Ho
has a strong mind, great spoeulativo
ability, and never lnr his head. .
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Umua, b'i
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11 11
The UUlKatH Ol'IDai la
(ml iUnt. and March.
, each jrrar. 44 8 pagrs,
xll4 lnchcs,wun over
3, BOO tllualralloua a
whole rieinra wanriy,
UlVUa Vholaala Prtvrs
direct to waiwinri on all ttnoda ftir
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UzifoilingSp
FOB
LIVER
DISEASE
SYMPTOMS. Srt
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lu : headache I lou of memory, with a painful
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s thick, yellow appearance of the akin and eyce;
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and high-colored, and, If allowed to aund, depoeita
S aediment.
T
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It generally uaed In the South to srouae tha
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It acts with extraordinary efficacy on tho
IVER.
KIDNEYS,
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M UflCTUAl IPICIF10 FOR
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PWOTSn i weakwilng Urslns oiwo tl
V , ,v,w.ln,uuw,thyoocur
L.;2 1 j raalorlng Lost Manhood,
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oBoe. TH , .
DR. VANMONCISCAR,
riRMAMENTLT IM'ATID T
13 and 184 Third Mt Portland, Or.
Ia a regular
graduate In
tuedk'lue, baa
hue n lunirer eu
Kwl In the
aiwclal t real
uifut uf all v
ni.rial, Hviuid
and IMiroui.
dlwaat. than
auv uihrr 1'tiy
K.vUn In Hi.
Wrat, aa cltj
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(Y i druUlHIOW.
,A -';r tuotrtl rv
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i 1 1 which l.e
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coming uini(-r
hit t iiiliiiini,
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aaking "U a alnle iii.il u, ami
Vai runt a 1'iiitiutiftit t urr
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rh.ea.Heinlnlliaai neliwl Ij hv, la: III, '"'""
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aln, Wood and Hklii 1in awn, riy,..i,i, Kn. -
lulling, Hon. I'alna, Herllluif., Hon. TnK-l, Htn,
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Btrlcture, Mm aeatchliig tuatunaut, ytuii.vX rtllor
aini eurnl for life. . ,
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iu buidnrae. . ... .... , i
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MORE TERRIBLE THAN WAR.
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n jptjj a n T)iN'a n 3
U!FE ESSENCLEiF
This Wonder of Modern Chemistry is pronounced to be unequalled for its)
power of rcpleuUhiiig the vitality of tho Ixnly, by supplying all the essential con.
stitueut of the Jiloud, Drain and Non e Substance, and Tor developing all the
Powers and Functions of the System to the highest degree. It acts as a specific,
surpassing all those of the present age, for the speedy and permaiiont euro of all
derangements of the Nervous and Blood Systems, Nervous Pros
tration, General Debility, Mental and Physical Degression,
Incapacity tor Study or Business, Noises In the Head and
Ears, Loss ot Energy and Appetite. Being a natural Kestorative,
its energising cflecU are not followed by corresponding re-action but are
Permanent, and are frequently shown, from the first day of its administra
tion, by a remarkatilo increase 01 lao wervuua jruwer, wnn a iceiing oi
Vigor, Strength and Comfort to which the patient has long lieen unaccustomed.
Tim nervous svmntoms dUapuear, as well as the Functional Derangement. Sleep
becomes alm and refreshing. At the same time tho patient gains flesh, the fea
tures prescating a striking improvement ; the tace becomes tuller, the
lips red, the eyes brighter, the skin clear and healthy, The hair
of the head and lieard grow and acquire strength, as also the nails, allowing the
importance of the action of the medicine on the organs of nutrition. It gives
back to the human structure, in a suitable form, the Lively, Animating
element ot lite which has been wasted, awl exerts an important
inlliu-ni-e directly on the Ilrnin, Spinal Marrow and Nervous System, of a
Nutritive, Tonic and Invigorating character, thereby checking all wanting of
the Vital Fuid and the more Exhausting Processes of Life, maintaining
that Buoyant Energy ot the Brain and Muscular System
which renders the Mind Cheertul, Happy, Brilliant and En
ergetic; entirely overcoming that dull, inactive and slut;giili chpoition
which many persons experience in all their action. Price, 81.60 per bottle.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUCCISTS.
LANG LEY & MICHAELS. Sau Francisco, Wholesalo Affts.