r QERONIMO. Sketch of the Notorious Chief A Mexican, not an Indian. The great war chief of the Chirica huas is not. as supposed, an Apache, but a full-blooded Mexican, born at La Joya, on the Rio Grande, fifty miles below Albuquorque, His father, Jose Louis Lobato, wai a frmous violiuist, generally known and referrod to as Jose Louis, cl Musico. Gcronlrao, when a boy, was person ally known to the writer of this, he being one of a family of five children and the oldest of the boys. JoU Louis, wife, and children, resided atMansano, sixty mile east of Albuquerque, for several years, and it was at that tme we became Intimately acquainted with them. In the spring of 1M we tad a large wood contract With the Govern ment at Albuquerque, and quite vividly remember one morning, just about sunrise, at Coyote Springs, fourteen miles cast of Albuquerque, of discover ing eighteen Navajo Indians near camp, with two hundred mule belong ing to Juan Cristobal Armijo, Manuel Barrella and other citizens of the lio Grando, in the act of confiscating our animals. Our niulero succeeded in catching the bell mare, and. niomit'ng her. made camp, ali the mule belong ing to us except ten following. The Iud ans, foiled in securing one hun dred more mid it ontil animals, proceed ed in a southerly direction, keep g upon the open plain. News went to the military at Albu querque, and three companies of cav alry, headed by Bias Lucero (who still lives in Albuquerque) as gu.de. pro ceeded to cut on" the N;iajoes. prevent them from cross ng the Kio Grande to the west into their own country, and recapture the stolen stock. The troops followed the Kio Grande River down; keeping in sight of the dust raised by the Indians, and at a point below Sa- b nal, where at that t me there were two 200J crossings three mlcs apart, await.ng the Xavajoes. The Ind ans, as above stated, kept the open plain east of the Kio Grande as far down as El Sier tta, where the road passes from Mausano and Abo Pass to La Joya. The Indians from this point discovered a Mexican carretta com ng toward them, driven by two Mexicans, containing two women and fivo children. Several of the Indians went out to capture the concern, but the men driving made a hard tight for liberty, and a running battle for a distance of three m.les was the result The ammunition of the two men having been exhausted the Indians closed in and killed them with lances. Tho osen were killed for food, and the two women mother and grandmother to Geroniruo him-clf and four brothers and sisters made cap- f ..tiyes. lm The Kavajoes from their- lookout position, hid discovered the long line of trass-liuttoued soldiery with glitter ing sabers, and knew exactly whre they were. In the night, between the hours of ten and twelve o'clock,' the Xavajocs made for the river, and at daylight- in the morning, when their trail was discovered, they were no doubt thirty or forty miles west, mak ing for their stronghold in the raoun ta ns near old Fort Defiance. Where they crossed the Rio Grando tho troops found the old woman dead, havingbeep pierc-d through with a lance, because, it was afterward aseerta'ned, she made a noise wiih a view of apprising the troops. The troops followed the trail in hot pursuit, gallop:ng and runn ng their horses for forty miles, when they were "pretty well played," resulting in their return to the Kio Graude.with out any dead Ind ans or captured ani mals. N Mrs. Lolrnto and the children were among the Indians for about two years before being rescued by the United StateH Government, and then only tho mother anil three children succeeded in gaining the'r freedom, Geroninio and a sister two years his senior having been traded to the Apaches, and were never recovered. We believe it was in 18o9 or 1KG0 that Colonel Chavez, with h s New Mexico volunteers, captured several Navajoes and made an exchange for tho Mexican pr soners. Both, mother and daughter were wedded to Indians, and in addition to two children by hef husband, Mrs. Labato left a little-babe behind, the oll'spring by lmr Indian 1 ege and lord th -' ' ' child as a gerj ' transferable, iL... r....uumj; nu I'that the child was but one day old. I Geron mo is now about thirty-eight vears of age and one of the best-known Indian commanders in the Unitod Statt'S. Ho is noted for his cunning and ferocity, added to his extraordi nary skill as a trailer and dexterity in the uso of arms, and his great influence over men has gained for him an un limited influence among the people of his adoption. He speaks English, Spanish and several Indian dia lects and combines many of the detestable traits of the Indian with all of the vilest attributes of the superior race. AVe believe his mother, brother, sister, and aunts still res do at La Joya, on the Kio Grande, while his father, Jose Louis, the Mexican Ole Bull of his time, has gone beyond the reach of In dian or civilized foe. The vindictive and irreclaimable bad character of Geronimo leaves but little doubt that he will never cease from at tempting to block the progress of civ ilization or become reconciled to the monotony of a peaceful existence as a government pet unless thoroughly con vened by cold lead into such a condi tion as would make him a good abo riginal anatomical subject for some niedcal museum. Of the renegades who two ears ago consented to return to the.r reservat ons. he was the last to put in an appearance, and that his good treatment by the author t es during his stay on the reservation was worse than thrown awav is amply demonstrated by the thirtv-six victims whose lives were brutally sacrificed bv his savage wan tonness. 1'rescott Miner. Several years ago somebody wrote a book in which the position was taken that su c de is a disease and frequently takes an epidemic form. There are certa nly times when this would appear to resemble a truth. The month of May produced more suicide? through out the country than two or three or dinary months. J'orlland Argus. KEEPING MUM. Carton. Speculation, no the Origin of tht Ciimmnii Thrum. In the fifty-third chapter of "Don Quixote" tho Barber says: "Por m', doy la palabra bara delante de Dies de no decir laque vcuftra merced dixere a rey no a roque." Literally: "As for mo, I give my word before Go i not to tell what your Worship shall fell me (o king nor to rook," which latter clause is a Spanish phrase meaning nobody. Slid ton, the first English translator, in 6ol, has rendered it, "neither to king nor to kaiser" (eniperpr). The French translators say, "a rol ni a roc." The Dutch have rendered it. "I shall tell it to neither cat nor king." Yet none, not even Cervantes himself, quoted the proverb correctly, which should be reudered, "Before God and your Worship, I'll tell neither king, knight or tooks." 1 ascribe its origin to Sacchetti's pleasant novel of the Curate of Valdipea, who often played at chess with a gentle man of his neighborhood whom he used to checkmate five times out of six, not withstanding which tho gentleman would not only allow it, lut often boasted of his score with the curate. One day it happened that the curate checkmated him in the middle of the chess board with nothing but a knight and two rooks. This the gentleman, ashamed and displeased, would not allow, which the curate perceiving, ran to the bells, which he began to ring. The peasants, hearing the alarm ran toward him In crowds and wanted to know wV it was the matter. Said the curate to them, "I want you to see and bear witness that I have given him checkmate in the middle of the board with a knight and two rooks!" The clowns began to laugh, saying. "Master curate, you make us lose our time," and went away. This the curate re peated so often that the peasants at last paid no attention to tho ringing of the alarm bell. At length the curate's house took fire and the peasants, hear ing the bell, said one to another, "The curate is again playing chess; let him ring; he had better mind his prayers." And so the house burned down. The next day tho peasants apologized, say ing, " e thought vou were playing at chess;" to which tiie curate answered, "I was playing at chess with the fire, which has given me checkmate and ruined me." From this incident, doubtless, aroo the common proverb, "Xon e tempo da giuocar a seacchi quando la casa brussia;" or in English, "It is a time to leave oil" chess when a man's house is on fire." The former proverb must have had its origin in the exclamation of the de feated friend of tho curate: "Explain the secret of mating in the middle of the board with only a knight and two rooks, and as for me, I give my word before God not to tell what your Wor ship shall show me, not even to king, knight or rooks." It is strsnge that this anecdote, with a curious problem involved, should have been criticised in all languages and yet stood the test of centuries before any one thought of the simple and common-sense plan of utilizing the chess board and finding out how to checkmate the black king in the middle of the board with only a knight and two rooks. It is a pretty little problem, the solution of which docs much toward explaining the exuberant spirit of the victorous curate. Chessman, in N. Y. Telegram. HOW THIEVES ARE CAUGHT. The Methods In Vogue by Detective! to Secure Arrest Thieves' Slang. "When a detective makes an arrest on suspicion he generally relies on tho prisoner to criminate himself," said a Central Station detective. As soon as such a prisoner is locked np a fly officer is sent to talk with him, and, although you may not know it, it is a fact that a man behind the bars is more confiden tial and confiding to an ollicer than to nny ono else. Of course, I make an exception to this rulo in the case of old offenders. Many of the latter, how ever, unconsciously betray themselves during these interviews. I can illus trate that best by citing a case that occurred here several wet-ks ago, when three moii, named Davis, Jones and liendei son, were arrested on suspicion f robbery. Henderson claimed to bmn from Ohio, and protested That he had never been East be.'ore. When arrested a revolver was found in his possession. An ollicer was sent to interview him, and, after a timo, asked hiin: 'Did vou attempt to use your gun when they arrested you?' 'No,' replied the thief; 'the Hatty was on top of me before I could pull.' The use of the word 'Hatty' betrayed him as a New York crook, and he was after tcrward identified as a criminal from that city. 'Flatty' signifies, among New York . thieves, a policeman. In Philadelphia policemen are called 'cops,' and in Baltimore 'guys.' The detectives are known to thieves throughout the country, by the uniform appellation of 'fly cops,' in contradis tinction to 'flat cops,' or patrolmen. Thieves' slang varies as much through out the United States as does the English language in the different coun ties of England, and in this way we are often able to locate the homo and par ticular 'lay' of a visiting criminal." "How about detectives' slang?" was asked. (), that varies almost as much as the slang employed by the thieves, and, as a matter of fact, is influenwl greatly by them. If several smart thieves are operating in town we would eak of them as a 'mob of good people.' If they are burglars in their profession wo would refer to them as a 'gang of chumps.' A 'good mob of guns' indi cates a clever party of pickpockets. One expert pickpocket is known as a knucks' or, in New York as a 'wire' or a 'good gun.' When wo speak of 'good store men,' or 'good night men,' we mean fearless burglars. Goodday men' are clever thieves, who lack, however, tho nerve to become burglars, or 'night men.' This list could be car ried out to the extent of columns, but I have told you enough to illustrate my meaning. Colloquial thieves' clang undoubtedly gives us many important dues in tracing a criminal's ani-ic-ients. mide Iphia Timis. '. HEPORTORIAL ZEAL. How Too Much of II Came Near Hanging Us l'naaresnr. Probably one of the most rvnurkuble Instances of reportorial zeal over heard of, which came near en ding very se riously to the main actor, was the ex ploit of a young man named Arm strong, connected at the time with the city staff of a morning paper in New York. The incident transpired about sixteen or eighteen years ago. Arm strong lived across the East Kiver, just back of Williamsburg. At that time the outlying district fas sparsely set tled, and many pretty little cottages were rented cheap. One summer night the reporter left the otlice about mid night. After crossing the forry and going to the end of the street car line, Armstrong had quite a piece to walk before he reache.l his cottage. A por tion of the way led through a dtnse grove. On the night in question, while the rciiorter was sauutering leisurely through the grove, his attention was suddenly attracted to an object suspended froni the limb of a tree about a dozen yards from the mad he was traversing. It wasabright, tnoonliglit night, and there was little difficulty in seeing objects near by. As he passed over to examine what had caught his gaze, he was startled upon coming up to it to find the dead body of a man swinging from a very low limb of a tree. His feet were not above twelve inches from the ground. A knife was plunged to tho hilt in his loft breast. The reporter was in a quandary. Here was a big item and it was too late to get a line in about it What should he do? He was the discoverer of this first-class sensation, and he hated to bo cheated out of tho sweot privi lege of "beating" all the other papers by giving it to his own first He thought only of this, and linnlly resolved ii)on a very strange proceeding. He deliberately cut the body down, carried it off to a huge log near by that lav upon the bank- of a little brook, and covered it entirely with leaves, sticks and other debris. He then departed with the intention of "discovering" the body at an hour in the afternoon of the next day too late for any publication in the afternoon papers. As Armstrong struck the road he was not aware that two neighbors wore jogging along just behind nim, both of whom had seen him come from the log near the brook. As the reporter was several rods ahead they did not hail him, so he walked rapidly to his cottage and went in at the front door. About ten o'clock the next day, while the sun was streaming through the window of the reportorial bedroom, where Armstrong lay, possi bly dreaming of his big sensation, a constable and two men called at the cottage and told his wife that they wished to see him on important busi ness. Sho aroused her husband, in formed him what was wanted, and he at once got up. dressed himself, and went out into parlor, where the visitors were waiting. He was then informed by tho constable that ho had come to arrest him on tho very serious charge of murder, and a request was made that Armstrong accompany the officers at once to a neighboring justice of the peace. Before reaching that function ary's placo, the reporter was made aware of the fact that the body he had so cnrefullv concealed the night before had been discovered, and that he had been arrested on suspicion of knowing how the man came to his death, the neighbors who saw him come from the brook, as related, having testified to what they had witnessed. There wns intense excitement for a time in the lo cality. Armstrong told his story, but there were a good many suspicious glances thrown at him. 'Fortunately, however, a letter in a pocket of tho du. censed man's coat, and other supple mentary facts, proved that he was a suicide," anil Hint he bad put a rope about his neck while sitting on the branch of the tree where ho was found, and subsequently drove a knifo into his heart. Armstrong kicked up a bigger sensation than he at first imagined he would. Cor. Hartford Courant. HE BEGAN TOO EARLY. The Hvl Fate of an Ambitious Young Man Who Was Too Freah. "Is th's the first time you ever killed a man ?" asked an Arkansaw Judge of the prisoner ho was about to sontence, "Yes, sir." First offense, hey?" "Yes, sir." "Ever stab anybody?" "No sir." "Ever steal mules?" "No, sir." "Ever claim that you were a wild Texan with threo horns and four tails?" "No, sir." "Ever drink a gallon of whisky on a bet?" "No. sir." "Ever allow that you could dive deeper, come up drier, and holler louder than any five men in the Southwest?' ' "No, sir." "Ever hold fivo jacks and two revol vers in a gatuo of poker?" "No, sir." , "How long have you lived in Ar kansaw?" "Two weeks." "How old are you?" "Twenty-three." "Twenty-three years old ami have lived in tho State only two weeks, and yet you have killed a man. My young friend, yon hang on Friday week, rain or shine- A young man like you should beo-in at the 'foot of tho ladder, not at the top. You are too ambitious. Fling away anum.on; ny mat sin ieu uic angels. Next case." St. Faul (Jlube. The Shortest Way. 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Ia a regular graduate In tuedk'lue, baa hue n lunirer eu Kwl In the aiwclal t real uifut uf all v ni.rial, Hviuid and IMiroui. dlwaat. than auv uihrr 1'tiy K.vUn In Hi. Wrat, aa cltj .irra etotiw, ..I.I r..l. (Y i druUlHIOW. ,A -';r tuotrtl rv r,''-)l'r",l ''" i 1 1 which l.e (alia w euru. . - . .... coming uini(-r hit t iiiliiiini, direoUi.ua. . r rilTl.r,At Due. tor lu Anuirica. IU will Ull y.u your u..ul.lu Mtu u aaking "U a alnle iii.il u, ami Vai runt a 1'iiitiutiftit t urr In the following ille-ea: Kerv..n. Kli.llty. riiirniml-r. rh.ea.Heinlnlliaai neliwl Ij hv, la: III, '"'"" Wak Kyva, HtunU-d lierelopim-nt, I. t Ur lm' nururlHlird Hh.d, I'iinplee, lmiaiini;t t" aln, Wood and Hklii 1in awn, riy,..i,i, Kn. - lulling, Hon. I'alna, Herllluif., Hon. TnK-l, Htn, KlfeeUof Mercury. Kidney and Illa.lderlr.ad.ea.Weak Hack, Hurnlng I'rlue, lu iitlnMioe. 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Work, Ambition and Passion, cause more Agony of Mind and Body, and Destroy more Ifumun livings every year than All tlto Annies of tho World. n jptjj a n T)iN'a n 3 U!FE ESSENCLEiF This Wonder of Modern Chemistry is pronounced to be unequalled for its) power of rcpleuUhiiig the vitality of tho Ixnly, by supplying all the essential con. stitueut of the Jiloud, Drain and Non e Substance, and Tor developing all the Powers and Functions of the System to the highest degree. It acts as a specific, surpassing all those of the present age, for the speedy and permaiiont euro of all derangements of the Nervous and Blood Systems, Nervous Pros tration, General Debility, Mental and Physical Degression, Incapacity tor Study or Business, Noises In the Head and Ears, Loss ot Energy and Appetite. Being a natural Kestorative, its energising cflecU are not followed by corresponding re-action but are Permanent, and are frequently shown, from the first day of its administra tion, by a remarkatilo increase 01 lao wervuua jruwer, wnn a iceiing oi Vigor, Strength and Comfort to which the patient has long lieen unaccustomed. Tim nervous svmntoms dUapuear, as well as the Functional Derangement. Sleep becomes alm and refreshing. At the same time tho patient gains flesh, the fea tures prescating a striking improvement ; the tace becomes tuller, the lips red, the eyes brighter, the skin clear and healthy, The hair of the head and lieard grow and acquire strength, as also the nails, allowing the importance of the action of the medicine on the organs of nutrition. 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