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GRANT'S CAREER. IIU tire Savoring- More of Romance Than of Kmillty, The story of General Grant's life savors more of romrtnoe than reality; it h more like a fable of ancient dnvs than the history of an American citizen of the nineteenth century. As 1'cht and shade produce the most attractive elTeuta in a picture, so the contrasts in the career of the lamented General, the strange vicissitudes of his eventful life, surround hira with an interest which attaches to few characters in history. His rise from the obscure lieutenant to the commander of the veteran armies of the great republic his transition from a front'er post of tho untrodden West to the Executive Mansion of the nation; his sitting at one time in a little storo in Galena, not even known to the Con gressman from his district; at , another time striding through the palaces of the Old World with the descendants of & line of kings rising and standing un covered in ins presence; his humble birth in an Ohio town scarcely known to the geographer; his distressinn-illness and courageous death in the bosom of the nation he had saved these are the features of his marvelous career which appeal to the imagination, excite men's wonder, and fascinate the minds of all who make a study of his life. Many of tho motives which actuated him and thft rent annrppQ ef ctrnnrrH, employed in the putting forth of Tiis singular powers will never be fully un derstood, for added to a habit of 'com muning much with himself was a mod esty winch always seemed to make him shrink from speaking of a matter so personal to him as an analysis of his own mental , powers, and flioso who Knew him best sometimes understood him tho least. His most intimate asso ciates often had to judge the man by the results accorapiisneu, without compre hending the causes which produced t Vl .1 Tn Vvan frtthc. nrn!(fla "I I. ! . --.J..!,. ..wu. utuii tvbuo niiwri ui iuis lit Mini, after having served with the General lor nine years continuously, both in the field and at the Presidential Mansion. he will in some respectg always remain an enigma. His memoirs, written on his death-bed. to be published onlv after his decease, furnish the first instance of his consent to unbosom himself to the world. In his intercourse he did not study to be reticent about himself; he seemed rather to be unconscious of self. When visiting St Louis with him while he was President, hemadoachar acteristic remark showing how little his thoughts dwelt upon those events of his Wo which made such a deep impression upon others. Upon his arrival a horse and buggy were ordered, and a drive taken to his farm, about eight miles distant. He stoppea on the hijrh around overlook ing the city, and stood for a time by the side of the little log house which he had built partly with his own hands in the oays of his poverty and early stni'r'rles. Upon beins asked whether the events of the past fifteen years of his life did not seem to him like a tale of the "Arabian Nighty," especially in coming from the White House to visit tho little farm house of early days, ho simply replied. "Well. I never thought about it in that light." General Horace Porter, in Harpers Magazine. . A CURSE. This U What tlie possession of Too Much Land Involves. The natural tendency of this ago is towards too much expansion. Men are not sat'stied with a moderate business, with making a good living and a rea sonable sum besides; but they wish to amass millions, and so spread out and worry themselves prematurely old, and in a majority of cases die, leaving no more than they would had they confined themselves to the smallar fields and not having taken a tithe of tho oomfort they would have then enjoyed. The Ultra' Ae't lorkcr makes a noto ot tins, and calls tho attention of farmers to the fact lhat in no business is this more the ease .lian in farming. There is many a man .vlio. when the owner of a single farm if lify or one hundred acres, was a tploniiid farmer, kcepinghis lields clean tnd well cultivated, putting inhis crops in good season and in the best order, and securing each as soon as mature, and keeping the best of stock, and thus 'made money, lived in comfort, and, besides supporting h's family well laid by a small sum for a "rainy day." and was happy. But, ambitious to be rich, he reached out after another farm, and since this was bought he has found so much work to do, so much business to look after, that he has not had time to do anything well; his fields are weedy, his crops, always sowed late and in a poor manner, and not more than kalf manured or tended, give but poor icturn, and even these are not harvested until over-ripe, and then in a slovenly manner, leaving him no profit As a result, he is always hard up, and works beyond his strength, while his family have to get along with the bare necessa ries of life, and no one has any time for comfort or happiness. Is this a fancy picture? Look about and you will find its reality in every neighborhood. And many a one. bur dened with too much land, would be glad to sell the surplus and return to the home farm, onlv for a false pride. By far the safest and most sensible way it to be sure that one farm is improved all it can be, and made "as rich as a garden" forced to produce its largest crops at the greatest profit before another acre is added. As a rule larger profit lies in the direction of better farming and larger crops, rather than la more acres. Cleveland Leader. Minute instructions are given to the pllicers of the Salvation Army how to behave, what to read, what to wear, and as to marriage. They may not marry or court the first year, and may not become eneaged at any time with out the consent of the General. As to read ng, they are told that is better not to reaa secular newspapers, but if they do look at tbem, it is to be only a look. They are to read no novels, to avoid all the ordinary religious books, all the twaddle and trash and goody-goody, milk-and-water stuff, and to confine themselves to the Bible, general orders, tho hymn book and the War Cry. N. Y. Sun. ' A PECULIAR PEOPLE. The Queer Ideas, Costumes and l.angnare of the I'rniiaylvanla Dutch. There is not a moro curious people under the sun than tho Pennsylvania Dutch farmers. Their ancestors were the pioneer settlers in one of the most fertile sections of Pennsylvania, and tho superstitions, customs and anti pathies of the fathers aro still held by tho sons. The war of the rebellion did more to dispel tho traditions of the Pennsylvania Dutch than anything in their history, but go among them in the back counties, where their farms are isolated from towns, and you will find there still firm believers in "spooks," witches and charms, and strong in their doubts of the necessity of tho common schools. They aro as honest as the day is long, and the most close-fisted and exacting in a bargain of any people in the world. Driving long distances to market, they will higgle over a dime in a bargain that involves, probably, the sale of hun dreds of dollars' worth of produce, and if assured that by going ten miles further they will be able to sell their goods and make the extra ten cents they will not hesitate a moment to take the journey. 1 he extra time and labor they do not stop to take into account. I torn the earliest days of the Penn sylvania Dutch farmers they have re garded menial service the duty of the r women. It is by no means an uncom mon s'ght-in passing through theso back farming regions to see the women working in the fields tho same as the men not only hoeing or har vesting, but following the plough or harrow. This idea that women should have no mission beyond menial labor is well illustrated bv tho fact that many a domestic drudgo in the town families is the daughter of farmer rich enough to buy her employer over and over again. I have a servant in my house now whose father is one of the best known Dutch farmers in Eastern Le high County, and is worth at least $50,000. Before the war the old Dutch farm ers held to the custom of their fathers, which prompted them to never refuse to extend financial aid to another. and that without exacting written obli gation or interest. If one farmer needed a few hundred dollars he went to any neighbor whom he knew had tho money. The loan was at once forth coming, the borrower naming a certain day and hour on which tho money would bo repaid. If he failed to keep his word ho was forever in disgrace, and no one was bound to over respond to his request for aid again. Defaults in payments of theso unsecured and un remunerated loans were very rare, so sacred was the verbal contract held. The scarcity of money that came with tho early years of the war, and the premium that gold 'commanded, sent speculators through the Pennsylvania Dutch farming regions, and tho cupid ity of the farmers was soon awakened, and they for tho first time began to realize- profit from tho uso of their money. Then the old custom of help ing one another without some return for the favor was gradually abandoned, and the bond and mortgage took its place. hen tho common school system was first proposed, although it was the scheme of Pennsylvania Dutch Legis lators and Executives, the fanners wero unit in opposing it. After it was authorized by law, its machinery in many of the districts of the Dutch counties necessarily passed into the con trol of its opponents. Their policy was to establish as tew schools as possible, keep them open only a few weeks in the year, and employ only such teach ers as were willing to servo at the lowest possible wages. Many old timers have not modified their op position to the common schools yet, and will not accept their beiietiu. The consequence is that' there aro whole communities where nothing but Ger man is read, written or spoken. It is a characteristic of the race to preserve their language, which is a quaint com bination of English and German. The Pennsylvania Dutch hate the Irish, and if a person can not speak their language they call him an 'Jr'.sher.' The typical Pennsylvania Dutchman has a holy horror of the ways of lawyers, especially on cross-examination, and he invariably insists on giving his tes timony in hfs mother tongue, although he may be able to speak English well enough to testify in that language. Bucher's knowledge of the language gained him a previous election as Judge, and while be was on the bench witnesses of this kind were able to give their testimony in their way through his aid. For instance, if the lawyer ex amining could not speak Dutch, he asked tho question in English. The witness said nothing until some one asked him in Dutch. Then ho answered the questioner in the same language, who interpreted it to the lawyer, and so on. If you should ask one of these Pennsylvania Dutchmen why he is so averse to testifying in English, he will very likely reply s 'law, shust du, n Deutsch koenne die verdolt lawyers mich net fange, aber des derdolt English hotter mich." That means: "Yes, you see, in German theso danged lawyers can't catch nv , but their danged English bothers me." Cor. N. Y. Sun. An Interesting 'Find.' An interesting find" was made a few days ago by the workmen engaged on the railway line Bellegarde-Evian- Bouvelet in Canton Valais. While excavating the soil at the back of the Church of St Gingolph, they opened a grave in which two small silver coins were found, which proved upon inspec tion to be oboli of Louis le Debonnaire, the son and successor of Charles the Great They bear on one side a cross and the words "Lndovicus Imp," on the other side an altar with the words Xrictiana Kelig'o." The discovery has settled the vexed question as to the age of the so-called "Burgundian graves." proving that they are not older than the ninth century. Paris hews. The most cooling drink, if one will wait for five minutes for the effect, is said to be iot Us. Chicago Inter Ocean. FBATJDS AKD IMITATIONS. Let it be clearly umlerxtood lhat Com pound Oxvgvn is only made and dis pensed by Din. Starkey'fc l'aleu, KCH Arch St., I'alludulphia, l'a. Any Biilwunce made elseuhcre, and called , Ooiiifuunil Oxygen, is spurious and worthless, and those who buy it simply throw away their money, as they trill in the end discover. Semi fur their Treat I ho on Compound Oxygen. It will be mailed free. . Orders for the Compound Oxvtren Home Treatment will be tilled bj 11. H. Mathews, O.'l Powell street, between Buuh and Pine streets. San Fiatuisco. At Reno, Nevada, a druggist named J. F. Meyers committed suicide. WHEIf IN THE WB0NO CHANNEL The bile wraalti grievous Injury. Headache a, constipation, pain in die liver and stomach, Jaundice, nausea ensue. A fow doses of Hoe- tetter's Stomach Hitters will reform these evils and prevent further injury. It is a pleasant aperient, its action upon the bowels being un accompanied by rrlili)K. The liver is both regulated and stimulated by It, and as it is very Impolitic to disregard disorder f that otyan, which through neglect may culminate in dangerous congestion and hepatic absoees, the Hitters should be resorted to at an early stage. Failure to do tills renders a contest with the malady more protracted. Fever and ague, rheumatism, kidney and bladder troubles, are remedied by this fine medicine. and the Increasing inllrHilties of age mitigated ny it. it may be also mud in convalescence with advantage, aa it hastens the restoration oi vigor. Mra. TtAFlnirh wu burned tn Heath In tne house at tan Jose, lai. CATARRH A New Treatment has been dis covered whereby a permanent cure is ettected in from one to three applications. Particulars and treatise rree en receipt or stamp, a. ii. inxon K bON, 9K King SU west, Toronto, lauaua, DR. HENLEY'S KEMEDT FOR LADIES. Ladies su tiering fromnervouxncss.Bleep- leRHiiess or any aervous trouble, can II nd Immediate relief and be cured by using lit. Henley g Ue.ery, ueei aiiu iron. Wnon Baby was sick, we gave her CASTOBIA, When she was a Child, she orted for C ASTORIA, When she became Miss, she clang to OASTORIA, When mm had Cuihkea, ah gave thetu C ASTOIUA A Cuch,'OoId, orTSore Thront requires immediate attention, as neglect result in some lncurame Lung Disease. "Brown's Bronchial Troches" will inva riably give relief. Sold only in boxes. Dr. Henley's Celery, Beef and Iron re moves languor and loss of appetite. Try Gxrmba for breakfast. For Clkanbino tiik Skin and Scalp of Birth Humors, for allaying Itching, burning and Inllammation, for curing the first symptoms of r.czcma, rsoriasis, aiuk itum, bcbii iieaa. Scrofula, and other inherited skin and blood diseases, L'UTiciRA, the great Skin Cure, and tXjuci'HA Soap, an exquisite Skin Rtautifler, externally, and Cutictba Kksolvknt, the new Mood purilier, imernally, are infallible. Abso lutely pure. Sold everywhere, l'rico: Cuti ct'KA, 6(io.; Soap, ioiy. Kk8olvknt,$1. Pottkk JJKUM ANI l.HEM!L'AL 1 U., HimTUN. HfSend for "How to Cure Skin Diseases." Cancer of the Tongue. A Cane ItrflciiiblinKthatof lieii.tirant. Borne tn yain ago 1 had a tcrofulmu unra on my rliiht hand which gttre me treat trouble and undr tho oid-tiinn Ufa tn it ttt healed U-, but it had only bmn drlrmi into the nyntunx by the uoe of iotHh and tnt-r cury, and In March, 1882, it broke out in my throat, and conotjntraLei In what aoute of tlie doctor called oancw, eatinu through my theefc, dwitroyiug the roof of my mouth and Mtmt lip, theu attacked my tongue, palate and lower lip, destroying the palate and uudttr 11 li en tirely and half my tongue, eating out to the top of my left chef k bone and up to th left eye. 1 oould not eat any aolld food, but nUistwl on Uouidi, aad my tongue waa w far gone 1 oould not talk. Huch wu my wretched, beTpleM oundltioii the first of hut October (18841, when my friend oouimenoud giving me bwift'a 8ciflo. In lefts than a month the atiug placet stopped and healing oommatioed, and the fearful awrtura tu my cheek haa beeu cloaed and firmly knitted together. A proteM of a new under Up la prugreaalng finely, and the tongue which wa alin4 deatroyud It being recoTend, and it atwuia that nature Is supplying ft new tongue. I can talk so that my friends oau readily understand me, and can alsooat solid fo4d again. If any doubt these facts, I would refer them to Hon. John Ii. Traylor, Htate Henator, of this diitrlot, and to 1. T. 8. lirsd field, of LaUraugv, lift. MRS. MART U COMER. laOrange, Oa May 14, 1H66 Treatise on I31ood and Skin Diseases mailed froe, Tub Swift Specific Con Drawer 3, Atlanta, Oa. N. Y.. 157 W. 23d 8U THE IMMORTALITY OF THE SOUL By LEON and HARRIET LEWIS, COMPRISIKO 1. Why a nd how the soul ii Immortal. 2. Actual nature of the change we call death. 3. Where la the spirit world? 4. What occupies the soul there? 6. Do ur loHt little ones grow to maturity in spirit life? 0. Is the spirit world material 7. Does sex exist in spirit life? and why? 8. Is the spirit world natural t 0. Is the im mortality of (the soul characteristic of the inhabitants of the worlds around us? 10. What are the actual facts ef the cur rent "spl.ltual manifestations r t10 cents each, postpaid, or all neatly hound In one vol., 1. Address I.V.MIH, 1'nbliMher, U reels port, X V. WONDERFUL SUCCESS In cases of Kidney, Mrer, Heart Female Dis eases, Ifc-afnes. Itlindnesa. Paralysis, Consump tion Malaria, Rheumatism. Asthma, tic, with a quite , Sew Kind of Treatment. By correspondence or personally by DR. J. BERSOriiLI. tOO SCTTER STREET, BAH FKANCIBCO, CAL All Sorts of hurts and many sorts of ails of man and beast need a coolinf. lotion. Mustang Liniment. K. P. N. C. Ko. 9P.-B. f. K. C. No. 171 ROYAL Mtt'1 VI POWDER Absolutely Pure. ins pumwr noTor thih ... r""- t Strength and liulesumrnen llr tconoiuM tlian the onlkary kmili. ami cMito bo sold In curnwtJ Uon with tl niiiltitinle ot low tent, iliort wvinlit, aluin or phirhate (Hiwilem !t only In nut Royal ILuuia tuwusa I .. lit Vail stnwt, N. Y. The Mirror is no flatterer. Would you make it tell a sweeter tale ? Magnolia Balm is the charm er that almost cheats the looking-glass. KisiaiKaUi M hit hr Clrnltr. SAN FRANCISCO. CALIKOKNIA. MADE IN A DAY tblful etu ploy m rut OULlllM, KlllllhlMa Cm hit kind ofclUU Kmj 4n3prointl. f.u llooUlna, (now or old), nn J,ra- A bjmdwm Turk 11- j no. . iion r a to i Kitti b, Chi4T LADIES! T In nnt niti vntii ninth oa whnn vmt !'nn u-hmIi . tthnnl tubor waalilMiani. hatltifao I Inti in I lira it I mi til ni" mniiiti refunded. Bend 15 cents, silver, to M. K. Tl: It KKLL&CO., Somerset, Mich. A(enU wanted CTCIMUAV HKAX It'll A BACH, tf I CI ii II A I .Uabler, hoeuUh Flanos; Uuniwt Ornws, band uutnmient Iiyi stock ! She Musis and Hooka Gamls supplied at Kastara trios iL OKAY. M Post Street, Han Frandiuo, DTI. 13. V. JOIVEN, Physician and Surgeon, CAN BE FOUND AT HI3 OFFICK DAY and night. Midwifery and discasea of women a specialty. Oilice tSi First SU (up stairs). PORTLAND. OKKOON. The BUYERS' Gl'IIlK 1 Issued Sept. and March, each year. Mr Hit pajres, 8xll inches, with over 3, BOO Illustrations a whole Picture Gallery. GIVES Wholesale Prices itlrret to eontumrrs oa all good for personal or family use. Tells how to order, and Rives eiact cost ot every thing you use, eat, drlak, wear, or have fun with. These IS VALUAHLi: HOOKS contain Information gleaned from the markets of the world. We will mall a copy FHliK to any ad dress upon receipt of 10 eta. to defray expense of mailing. Let as hear from you. Respectfully, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 88T sV 22U Wabash Avenue, t'kleag! Ui California Wire Works, 329 MARKET ST., SAM FRANCISCO, tuxoneruaiKS or fflREEYERYTHING IN WIRE BUIU! We offer for ssjeat lowest flipiis DalDBQ YlirCli'wpuhitroirulsrsiidUdcksut Being regularly licensed we puarantaa our customen lymia osinagwa Baling WireP " Varlflo " brand of very east stesL sius st lowest market rates. Wire Netting! All meshes ft widths, gslranhwa after mads , for poul try yards, a UKt fllnth i H klni1' rnilt dryers, thread llllC ulUUllsrs, hirventurs, riddles, eta Hop Wire! for training hops, msds from steel ft long lengths ipsciaily fur the purpose. Gopher Traps! and all other kinds ot trans for mulss, squirrels, rata and miua, Vineyard Linesj for laying out vineyards, dl vlded In dlstanoos and mads sleel wlr. Ornamental and Useful Wire and Iron Work. home muutufsuntire, tod mU you bcttmr good s9 m sWFriw nwa rnrtheii drrv rilhaal fbrcal Ooidltlnns'.PtosUtltls. KM DlMMSof tlxlllooil.Knie 4 yo'utkrul tolllas aad tl TsutinC all lui'.lnnUrj L U. JmIh, .Ml tltf Lrtrm, howent thr OOMU" -1. .ikM1nUuNmsUHabMefaQsd. A renuwil twra Abselately Caaraateed. lnes ft W par bottle.erove oosu ""ve1 If dHtsU in itearay Street, aaa Fraaclsc aarU, will bessnt tasnl see aprljiuf ". UMna sniiiiitoww aad i wuuuiu, suicuy soUnlsntlat hy IstMsr a at baltu TlJC DF AD I "1 " M A K r. If n b- wW I nL r sWHnL onn!!MtwMtMnincblnrN fiyhmd. A wmurful inwntton. Il nfllnnl mIhIiI. r ni.uf, will, cv winii Ntr)Kn wwio o MJU VENATOR iniLSALrigLB'WV WXiEiZs" HUMOROUS. The ttii'stio! is frequently a koil: "Wlint is a diulo?" Ii'm riny ouonli to U'll what n tlulo In. Tlmt's notliing. Oil City Derrick. L'pjitn'tig wrotielmd itcorni't from tlio hit it il of mi nmuUMir porfo nior tliu oilier day Ht Lania-tcr, l'a. Vet tlioro him jieojilo who tlou't liko ligltlnin. Chicago Sews. An pxcliuti'jo gays that tlioro Is a largo fulling oil' n lliu populittioii of t'iu wtsioru ) ai t of Ma.isa . IuhcUh. Thu blcyclo is bound to make lu way every whore. Ilurhmjton t ree Press. litiest- Waiter, did von gay this was genuine lurtle soup? 'r.ltor-Yt's, sir; it wan uiad out of thu water of a Iio n (I near here in wliioh a turtle wiu iopt last Mimnior. Uvchcstcr Union. Mary (aged aevon, but dignilied) "Johnny, 1 nil) surprised that you ghottldsay "too previous." It'g naughty. Johnny (aged six, but precocious) What should I gay? Mar? (loflily) Say "take time by tho bangs.' " ChiraaitJerald. In order to explain in a dear and gimple manner tho ntwiwity of regu lating our conduct by soino lixed stand ard, a gclioolmaster iiskcd a pupil w hat ho ought to do w tli hiit watch if it went sometimes too Ht and goinet mos too glow. "Soli it," wag tho iiumcdiuUt rcspongo. A'. Y. Inde.ncndtnL Summer Sport A snmll tHiy slls on an old oak stuttip And Into a rotten hold He pokes with tho ton-oof a suctlon-nump 't he end of a hickory polo. lint anon the small hoy madly fleos With a wad aa loud as a itonir. Alas! he hail tackled a ltcl ol' lnoa And was hit by the insn hoc s mnr. Washington llalchcl. Harnum is on' the search this year for curiosities of a rarer character than ho Inn ever before exhibited. His agcnlg aregcouring the country to dig cover an editor who can tind liis blotting-paper when he w ant it, nn I w ho does not stick his mucilage brush regu larly into tho ink bottle. Tho thirty eight States have been explored thug far without gticcosg, but, still hopeful, tho agents are jii eparing to swoop down on theTerritono'. .V. J", t.crald. Scene English primary school. Mistress (teaching' her class tho alpha bet) to Johnny (aged live. ) iitvr Johnny, let'g hear how well you can gay your letter right through. Johu-ny- 11a, be, so, tie, ho, hof, ge, hailch School-ma'am -Can't you fay "aitcii," JohunyP Johnny Yesstun liaitch, hi, jo, kn, ghcol School-ma'aiu Wl'nt! 1'hcre'g no such letter as that. You mean L. Johnny Yessein, hi know; but ma says you inusn't gay hell any more, coz they calls It ehool now. A. i. bun. R. U. AWARE THAT Lorillrd'8 Climax Plug hearing s ml tin tv; Hint ixirtllnrd'i Navy ('llppliiKK,amt llm LoHllnnt's puulla.ai the loot and obenHt, uallty cuiuldervd I American Exchange Hotel, SANSOME 8TREET, Opposlta Wells, Kargo & Co..s Kprcsa Ollloo, SAN FRANCISCO. EIK'HANTrt, FAItMKHS nd FAMILfK9 conv et.id peran and 1! slnxl tu an CI "n i vxr f ' 1,EY'S U ' SSm ."SeK aasjsar V. VS r of 18''" ' yT - E . r; mkk IP I ;-V;. Jj?-: : ;v Hz MI AND fFT D EL1C 1 0 U S S -c NUTRITIOUS The Great Herve Tonic. UnsurpaaBed as a remedy for General Debility, Sleeplessness, Indi gestion, Neuralgia, Rheumatism and Broken-down Constitutions , JCflTSold by all DruggigU and Country Dcalerg.fl BEWAKE OF JHITAT10X. TAKE OXLY Dtt IIESLEV. TIE GREAT REGUUTQR PURELY VEGETABLE. Are Ton Billons? Tne Vrgutninr aeeer fails to rare. 1 moat clwertully rrcnmmtncj It to sll who rtiffer ftosj Uiliom Aitacki or sny Diteass caused by a dis srr;ined klsie of the Liver. Kansas City, Mo. W. R. BERNARD. Do Ton Want Good Digestion ? lnffrrtd Mrnielv with fvll Atom men, 1 1 end or hr, tte. A neighbor, who had taken Simmons liver Hegnlator, tM mi it ras a nrt tun fur my traubti. TU first tot I took relieved me very much, and in one Keek's time I vas as strong and nearly as I ever mi. It it tho best modleins I rvrr tank for Dyprpeiil. Richmond, Va. U. G. CRSSSHA W. Do Ton Suffer from Constipation ? Teitimnny of IIisam Warns, Chief-Justice ol Ca. : " I have uted Simmons Liver Regulator for Conttipation of my Bowtli, caused by s temporary lterangemcnt of the Liver, fur the kut three or four years, and always with decided bearit. Have Ton Malaria? have, had experlents with Simmons liver Rfgn iator tna WHS, and regard it as th area tret medicine of the times for disranrs pecu liar to main rial regions. So good a rnvtli cine deserves aiuwrsai commendation. KEVjH. B. WHARTON, Cor. See'y Southern Baptist Theological Seminary. Safer and Better than Calomel I I have been iubleA to severe spells of Congtdoa of the Liver, and have been in the habit of taking from 15 to so grain of calomel, which generally laid ine up for three or four days. Lately I have beea Inking Simmon, Liver Regulator ,whkh gave ms re. Iiff, without etnn interruption to bwWneaa. MtuotsroKT, Ohio. J. HUUi. J. H. Zeilin tS Co., Philadelphia, Pa. THE SPECIALIST, No. 11 Kearny St., San Francisco, Cat TaiAra AU Ciiboxic, SrsrtAt, ssn Pbivati Vits M WITH WoXDIRfl't, Si'ovsna, THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY I Is a certain mire for Ve-rvoiw IteMUty, Lemt .UannwHi. fiwtuton ooea, and sll tlie evil effects ol youthful lollies and excesses, ami ia drinking iutoiknting lienor. Jn Miotic, ho Is a nyular ihrs'. jir a irradnate of the IV cr. slty ol 1'onniylvania. wii. stfres to forfeit '') tie a case of this klu ' the IKaf KemtoruUn (un der his special adrlce and treatment) will not rrt t. W a bottle, or tour times the quantity V; Kit to any address on receipt of price, or 0. 0, ft. In pi I vat name if desired, by Jn Mint lei. It Xearn; ft., B. t OU, Band for list ol questions and panij UeA. SAHrr.K BOTTLE MKR will be sent to any one applying; by letter, stating svniptoms, sex and ags, tttrict secrecy In rtvard ti sill business transsutions. DR. VANMONCISCAR, PKRMANKKTLT HM'ATKD AT IS and 1S4 Third Wt rortland. Or. Ii ft rtguUr tfrtlut In tikvUioliiD, hM btWIl luittfDl' U $nvd i n lit i.Btwiftl i reftl tiufit of all nrriiU, Hviiul tml Ohronlo dlMMut ihiin ny othwr 1'hy iciui Id th Wmi, m ettj wiwr how. ml old ! - dfittaknow. : : .wU-t WIOtHt re- J.ward for any fir-1 'V, 1 .c-e which ki V-V'.' a i'X ,-7Ue to cure. .kv-. " swtatof under KHAl '-t-h'-jr by following Ms A ''. X '" direutiuns. "m-f A N l the nioet mwentul Lung snd Throat Do liuerloa. Mo olll loll you your trouble witliuut liu a sliurle i!utkn, snd It arrant m Permanent "lire lolloolng dlaca.es: Nerroua IM'illty. Hi- nnaU.r. i emlual !.'. Hollial Jw', Kalllni Mxuory, HlunUil Ilcfvli lilut'llt, lu(il Miiigy.lin- Ihrd HIihkI, l'iinilea, liNiliiuent to Minnve; f ood and nkla llineaua, hyi hiiu, r.riiuoii. umr , V'ina l'aliin. Mwelllniiv H"ir Throat, Ulcers, of Mercury, Kidney and illaddrr Troubles, Weak lilrnini I'lllie, iiioontlneiiou, (Ii'UitiIhi, U eol. lira, reoulres sinlilng Irualuiuit, irunipt relief red t..r life. ifVI'l g DISKASKH (Willi or without dream,) tut Itlasliargua curtd promptly witbuut aiuunuwa lures. ,11 Hi HICXKHooninIt onDildputlally. If In trouble wrlu. lielaviareda'igvrotu. -viis of the Kye and Kar; llkerallnn nr fWtarrh, KoresternHl; Jleafne.a nr l'andyaip, Hliii'iiig or ( NotiMta, Ttilekeiied Drum, rto., pfiriiiajieutly It OIHoe houra, 8 A M to 8 T. M. Call or a ('i and IM Third at., 1'urtlund, Urugcn.