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BRITISH BREEDING. A Picture of English (ntlrwnmrn by High English Authority. Englishmen to their own women are both helpful and protecting, if a little more masterful than some of those women like; generous and giving, if al ways more than a little overbearing to all creatures that are weaker than them selves. When the ladies of a party aro their private friends, or belong to their own special family, they may rely on being treated with consideration and protected against the consequences of their own comparative weakness. When they are strangers, and without private claims, they will find the tables for the most part turned, and, in the maimers ol the modern young man will be as much consideration as there Is likeness between a bear and a poodlo a crab apple and a Newton pippin. They are no more unselfish tbau the ordinary foreigner, and they aro not so polite. And if you have your ears boxed, you might as well have it done pleasantly as brutally. To illustrate this selfish ness: The other day a young and very pretty woman, with eyes of the kind supposed to be able to" melt tho typical ice, was on the point of stepping into an omnibus where only one seat was left. A well-dressed, well-got-up man of about thirty pushed her rudely aside as he sprang'up the steps and took the vacant place. At another time, on coming out of the theater,- while the people, were waiting just inside the door for their carriages and cabs, a man lighted a cigar and blew the smoke into the face of a lady standing there with a friend. She made a gesture of repugnance, when the man said. "Gen tlemen may smoke here." "You may smoke here, but you can not bo a gen tleman if you do." said the lady one of those not easily put down. The annovances to which young women traveling alone are often sub jected is again by no means a proof that our politeness is intrinsic. If a lady meets an ordinary young Englishman who does not know hr, she meets some one who does not hold her worthy of politeness, and who does not go out of his way to show her any. If she bo pretty he stares at her, perhaps smiles, perhaps speaks; if she be of no personal at tractiveness, and has only her woman hood as her claim, he leaves her emphat ically to herself. Whatever she may be about to do to pass through a door way, enter a railway carriage, or an omnibus, or a lift, he pushes past her, . though no ono is hurried for time, and lets her follow meekly after. The elder men aro more courteous. They retain still a certain flavor of the stately old times wheji manners were part of gentleman's education, and politeness was one of the points of distinction be tween a courtier and a boor. London Queen. RUBENSTEIN. The Eccentricities of the Distinguished Musician HU Love of Ilia Mother. Rubenstein, as a player, is visible to his admirers in threo aspects tho "for mal-pathetic," as ho sits down to his instrument in the concert room, clad in full evening dress, with a dozen or so of miniature decorations displayed upon his broad chest; tho "comfortable" in dressing-gown and slippers, when he is in his own sanctum, composingor prac ticing; and the "conventional," as he appears in private drawing-rooms at evening parties. Ho dislikes official re' ceptions, at which he feels himself "on show, and nothing annoys him more violently than to be trotted round as a haute nouvcaute. One nijrht, after an experience of this latter description at Vienna, he dropped into a cafe which he was in tho habit of frequenting late at night, looking so disheveled that one of his friends asked him why his hair was so rumpled and his white choker all awry. "o wonder, he replied: . "to-night I have not onlv been handed around, but carved into slices." In the houses of his intimate friends he prefers playing at cards to playing on tho piano. Although generally ab rupt and overbearing in his manner, lie can, when it pleases him, be as courtly as a lord high chamberlain. For in stance, if he happens to be placed next to an extremely pretty woman at table, the taciturn, frowning lion at once be comes talkative and 'smiling. If per mitted to smoke a cigarette between the courses his amiability knows no bounds and there is nothing his fair ' neighbor can ask that he will not grant. Indeed, Rubenstein without his cigar ette is an impossible creature tho vis ion of a distracted brain. There is only one person living who can keep him from smoking Turkish tobacco; his ven erable mother. When, at any of his concerts in the Russian capital, he hap pens to play a few wrong notes, being out of health or temper, it is not his audience, or even the critics, of whom he stands in dread, but tho old lady in question (she is nearly eighty), who scolds him with a wealth of highly flavored vindictive until he shakes in shoes. No matter who maybe present, she bullies him to her heart's content The while he stands speechless before her. hanging his head like a shame stricken and repentant child. Keynote. An Anecdote of Wagner. In a notice of Wagner, recently pub lished in Germany, the following anec dote is related of one of his visits to Cologne. At the hotel where he was staying, the best suite of rooms were occupied by a Frussian General, who had arrived on a tour of inspection. One evening while at work in his solitary chamber, the so"nd of music immedi ately under his window struck the com poser's ear. It was doubtless a sere nade in his honor, and he naturally felt gratified by the flattering attention. When it was over he opened the win dow, and was beginning to express his thank: to the performers in well chosen terms when, to his surprise and confu sion, bis harangue was interrupted by a voice from below rudely bidding him hold his tongue, and intimating, amid roars of laughter from the assembled spectators, that the compliment was not intended for him. but for the General I LOVES OF THE FLOWERS. How lire and Other Insect are lleeullad to carry the Love Token of Vegetation. Iu these days of popular science it is hardly neeessnry to make more than passing referenco to tho part which the bee plays in nature In the vege table world it is a vital necessity that the fertilizing pollen from the stamens of certain flowers should be carried to tho p stils of other flowers, and the mis on of the lu-e is to unconsciously carry the precious dust from blossom to blossom In her search after the tempting drop of nectar willi which the shy flowerets reward the winged bearer of their lovo messages. A wonderful and fascinating chapter in natural history is that which treats of the relations existing between flowers and insect. Flowers mav be divided into two classes, those fertilized through the action of the wind, and those in which fertilization is effected through the intervention of insects or a like agency. Darwin and others have shown what interesting stratagems flowers of the latter class resort to in order to secure the services of insects in this respect Every little foible and weakness of the winded visitor is pan dered to. What is commonly called a flower is indeed nothing more than a skillfully devised trap to attract the attention of insects, and the insure their sen-ices toward fertilization. Our little friend the bee is aesthetic in her tastes, and behold tho varieties r flnvri via with pnoh ntlior tn Iwnn'la her attention in the display of the most artistic blending ol colors and beauty of design. She likes sweet scents, and the laboratory of nature is called upon to distil the choicest per fumes to humor her. But these are but an advertisement for the nectar which it is the principal object of the ben to obtain, and when she has alichtcd in search of it, it is only to find that the flowers have in many cases devised the most exquisite little mechanical arrangement whereby she is unconsciously compelled to effect the object toward the fulfillment of which they have indulged in such a lavish expenditure of beauty and sweet ness. It is all etlected in the simplest manner through the great law of natural selection, here seen in opera tion in its severe simplicity; for the flowers of those plants which present the greatest facilities for fertilization get their seed set, and so insure the continuance of their species, while the unsuitable and unaccommodating kinds remain barren and are graduully weeded out. In tho babel of tongues, and since first he found a voice, the poet has sung of the loves and sorrows of mankind, but nature still waits for him to interpret her heart; if ho ever learns to do so, there will bo a new' song in his mouth, for ho will have a wonderful theme. Longman's Magazine. MARK TWAIN. A New Story About the Well-Known Hu morist. Rev. J. Hyatt Smith knows more stories about more people than ten average citizens. Among them he re lates this: When I was living with my brother in Buffalo Mark Twain occu pied a cottage across the street. We didn't see very much of him, but one morning, as we were enjoying our cigars on the veranda after breakfast, we saw Mark come to his door in his dressing-gown and slippers and look over to us. He stood at his door and smoked for a minute as if making up his mind about something, and at last opened his gate and ;camo lounging across the street. There was an unoc cupied rocking chair on the verand i. and when my brother ofl'ered it to h ni he dropped into it with a sigh of rel'cf. He smoked for a few moments and said: "Nice morning." "Yes, very pleasant." "Should nt wonder if we had rain bv nndbv." "Well, we could stand a little." "This is a nice house you have here?" "Yes, we rather like'it," "How is your family?" "Quite well and yours?" "O, we're all comfortable." There was another impressive si lence, end finally Mark Twain crossed his legs, blew a puff of smoke into I lie air, and in his lazy drawl remarked: -I suppose you're a little surprised to tee me over here so early. Fact is. I haven't been so neighborly, perhaps as I ought to be. e must mend thai state of things, But this morning 1 came over because I thought you might be interested in knowing that your roof is on fire. It struck mo that'it would be a good idea if " But at the mention of fire the whole family dusted up stairs, trailing lang uage all the way up. When we had put the fire out and had returned tot lie veranda Mark wasn't there. Kansas City Times. Mutual Regrets. When the Broadway car reached Chambers street yesterday morning a dumpy little man stood at the door and a massive young woman supported about two hundred pounds by the strap overhead. Just then a truck crossed the track, and as the car came up with a jolt the massive young woman went up quite impetuously to the little man and one elbow put a dint in his high hat the size of a quart measure. On (he recoil he shot out pretty impulsively, too, and the hat collided with the young woman's back hair. She turned about when the car moved ou with some asperity. But the sight of the hat appeased her and she said calmly: "I'm awful sorry, sir. that this hap pened." "Madam," he returned, struggling with the injured headgear and breath ing heavily, "madam, you're not half o sorry as I am." And there was not a soul present who did not believe him. N. T. Herald. Horned toads are selling at fifty cents apiece in California, and large numhora Bra pnt F.ut aji curiosities. They are harmless, and can be handled with impunity. They are cheap to keep, living six months on two house fiiea. son trancuco lu. AN APE-RIDDEN CITY. llenare Tlreil of !lr Hurreri Mrnikoj nnl Alliums Til ltd Kill of Thrm. A ra lroad company In India ha de clined to carry ten thousand monkeys. Most ra lroad companies probably would. That such au undortak ng, however, should ever havo been sug gested to a Board of Directors is a curi ous incident in ra'lroad history, yet it is a fact. The Brahruans of Benares, anxious to get r'd of several thousand upertluous monkeys, asked the com pany to carry thorn away for them to a distant spot, but tho railroad authori ties showed no cnthus asm in closing with the offer of such a multitude of singular passengers. It is a matter of common Knowledge that in Benares, tho "City of the Gods," there is a very sacred colony of moukeys. Not only have they a temple, properly furnished with shrines and priests, socially ded icated to them, but they aro free of all the others beside. In Benares they can go where they like, and, although this liberty is Qualified by a certain moasuro of respectful opposition when they abuso tho r privileges too out rageously, tho monkeys are virtually free of the whole city, private dwellings and public buddings. Thus circumstanced, with every favorable condition for longevity in individuals and fecundity iu the species, it is no wonder that the four-handed folk have become redundant. Even the Brah mans themselves have at last confessed that there aro too many monkeys in Benares, and aro now trying to' r'd themsoives of a portion of the intol erable burden of sanctity wh ch such a host of reverend quadrupeds imposes upon them. The common people, In spito of tho sacredness of the ereatures, havo long ago begun to th nk that so large a population of idlers has its unsatisfactory side, and, when we recollect that a monkey w.ll every dny eat and waste as much grain or fruit us an average Hindu requires for h's weekly sustenance, and tho mischief in which these creatures pass their t mo haviug nothing else, poor, bored divinit cs, to do must entail a substant ally appreciable loss upon tho r human fellow-citizens, it is not d flicult to sympathize with thoapo ridden men and women of . tho Holy City. Without contributing in any way to the material welfare of the sacred place, these animal , twenty thousand or so. constitute a very se rious tax upon the working population and divert from other charities a vast quantity of good food. Each handful of grain wh ch a monkey wastes would suilico for tho meal of a mendicant fa kir. At last, therefore, it has been de cided to take steps to reduce the tailed population. Tho monkey, however, is at all times an intcllisrcnt person. Ho knows as woll ns nny body else when he is well off. In Benares he is espec ally contented. Plenty of good water, unlimited vegetables, fruit and grain, delightfully shady nooks, ve randas, temple corridors, etc.. com mend themselves to him as a combina tion of attractions not to bo easily matched elsowhero, so that ho scouts all surirestions of eniiirration. Once or twice tho n ous and benevolent old Kaiah has invited tho four-handed hosts to come across the river from tho city to his Palace of Kamnuggur, and the priests have actually ferried boat load after boat load from one bank of the (Jan ces to the other. But tho monkeys pretended to misunderstand the arrangement. They affected to think the trip a mere outing a day's picnic. So, though thev allowed them selves to be taken over In tho morning with the utmost complacency, they al ways insisted on being brought back nrain in the evcninr. Boats ply in large numbers upon tho river, and, without askinsr for permission or offer ing to nay any thing, they usod to ship themselves as passengers and return to sleep in the c tv. On another occas on, certain lands a short distance off wero specially set apart by the princely Kajali for tho r maintenance, and an immense number of the animals were respectfully con ducted to their new quarters and in vited to settlo there. But no; the monkeys found there wero no sweet meat stalls in the fields, no cake-shops in the graves, and they courteously, yet firmly, declined the Rajah's prof fered hospitality, and came strolling back Into tho city at their leisure. They had ta-ted the pleasures of a rural life, and deliberately arrived at the conclusion that they preferred those of tho town; so they gavo up the corn fields and the manco trees for the cool courts of the many-templed c'ty, and the ba.aars whero lollipops were al ways to bo had for the stealing. Tho present effort, however, this of deport ing by train to such a distance ns Sa harunpore such a large number as 10, IH;, is by far tho most serious lhat has been made, and if the four-handed ones submit to bo deported this time, thev must mako up their minds foroer manent exilo. Railway companies have no stiperst tutions about Hanu man; they do not worsh p monkeys. Thus, unless the animals are prepared to pay their own return fare, and to travel back in a respectable and honest manner, they will have to bid farewell to the beautiful old city where they spent such happy years, and where their bones will now have no chance of sacredly reposing after death. There is no chance of their ever finding their way back. London Telegraph. A Wyoming Judge passed sr-ntenc of death upon a condemned murderer in this wise: "I am by no means satis fied with the evidence in the case, and am not sure whether you k lied John Forbes or whether he died by visitation of God. but my sentence is that you be hanged on the third Friday of June; and should you know of your own in nocence you will have the comforting thought that it is doubted by some of the wisest thinkers of the ago whether l.fe is in any circumstances worth liv ing.1' Chicago Inler-Vcean. In Norm'andy'bird dealers arrange singing contests between favorite chaf finches which are sometimes compelled to sing alternately as many a eight hundred times. Occasionally the cruel practice of depriving them of sight Is indulged in, as blmd b rds aro often the best rneerj. . AFRICA. Low Wag-t the Itule nn the Dirk Coiitl. licit Interesting larts. The following Is a picture of lifo in Air ca ns portrayed bv Consul IVter Strickland, of Senegal: Drunkenness to a greater or lesser extent seems to be the general cond t on .of tin vast majority of the trades ami other people of Senegal who are not Mohammedans. It is my deliberate conv ct o i that it costs the native trades-prople in Sene garub'a more for rum than it doos for food, and what makes it very annoying for their employers is the fact that their services can not be dcpomlod on o long as they have the means In hnnd to buy rum. House servants aro as bad as the rest, and unless Euro pean families aro lucky enough to se cure Mohammedans for their cooks. they will be intruded upon them. The women In tho mat'or of drink ing, aro, if nnyth ng. worso than the men, and if employed for wa tcrs are sure to smash all the crockery within their reach in an incredibly short t-paee of t me. It is a custom among them also to form thems 'Ives into drink ng clubs of a dozen or so each, and whenever their accumulated means are unfile ent to purchase three or four gallons of liquor, they will, after excusing themselves from work on some frvolous pretext, meet at a house selected for the purpose and in dulge in orgies too terrible to be de scribed. It is sometimes a week bo foro they recover from thesedebauchot, and the iuterests of those who aro obliged to employ them sufter accord ingly. Added to the annoyance from their drinking habits, is also the fact that most of these intemperate wonioa aro of such easy virtue that tho'.r husbands seldom trust them, but leave them for others on tho slightest pretext. Iho women also change partner as often as chance follows oecas'on, so that so ciety, as we recognize tho term, scarcely has nn existence It is ono of the most common of things among the so-called Christian natives of (-'cue-gambia, to seo children, brothers mid sisters, through the r mother, but all having different fathers, thus com pletely reversing tho Mormon custom, whero children are often brothers and sisters through their father but not through their mothers. Scoros of chil dren also d e through neglect, ex posure, and diseases, for which tho drunken habits of their mothers are d rectly responsible. It does seem ns though our Government must be o;ilpa hlo in granting drawbacks on rum anil alcohol, whicn aro exported by tho ship-load, to debauch and destroy tho unreilect ng inhabitants of uncivilized countries. It is my deliberate opinion that rum in Africa is at present doing as much mischief as the slave trade ever did, and that it is n shame for a civilized country like the United States to a:d nny of its merchants iu ester m nating th.-se northern Zulus of Af rica." Consular llciort. It is officially reported that 2.800. 000 acres of grazing lands In tho king dom of tho Netherlands supports 1,500,000 cattlo. 275,000 horses, tV0,000 sheep and 850.000 hogs. This is loss than ono acre to the animal. TtfC&ER. JEWELRY COMPANY, . No. 7 Kearny etreet, San Francisco. Im porters and dealers In Howard, Waltham and Elgin Gold and Silver Watches, Fine tteweiry. uiamonas, silverware, liui-ks and Cutlery. Any article will be sent by Wells, Fariro & Co.'s Express, subject to approval. rcnecisauniacuonguaranieeu. When Baby iu tick, we Rave ber C ASTORIA, When the via a Child, she cried for C ASTORIA, When the beume Mtsa, the clang to CASTdRIA, When aue had Children, the gave them CASXOBIi faioUlnt iIU-oiiii I -Johnson' latest styles of Type by Palmer & Hey, 112 and IU Front St., Portland, Oregon. 'llrownV llroiu'liliil Troclieai" are simple and convenient for Bronchial Affections and Coughs. lrlnfluff luliN and Com poult Ion of all kranas are kept in bUx k only by Palmer & Key's Portland Branch. Xo mere mfeiu-y can supply you with sorts for type you buy. Patronize a house that ke ps a full stock. Address Palmer & Key, 112-114 Front St., Portland. Tat Germ ba for breakfast. Everyone's duty to use Drawn Blood Purifier TUTT'S PSLL! OLD "THE 25 YEARS IN RELIABLE." USE. The Greatest Medical Triumph of the Age' Indorsed all over the World. 8YMPTOMS Of A TORPID LIVER. Lossofappetlte. Nausea, bowels cos: ttye.Palnjn the Head, with a dull senr cation, In theJjapartjjlnjLnder the ihonlderblade, rul'jieas ftftej- eat ing, with a slncU.natlontoe? eriiojj Qf body or mind. Irritability of temp er, Low 6pirits,LoBsef memoryjwitfi a feeling of haying negleqted jBorae dnty. weartnesa Dizziness, Flutter fngofthe Hearty DotsbeforeTDieeyes Yellow Skl5.T3feadaoheiResUe"s?nefl3 at iiIghtThlghly oolorecTUrlne. IT THESE WARNINGS ARE UNHEEDED, SIEIGU3 tBIAflI3 Wlli EOC El IIVSMf iS. T0TTS PILLS are especially adapted to neb cejiei, one dose effucte such a euang Of feeling a to aatnnUh the sufferer. Tbeylacreaie the A ppetlte, and came the body to Take oa lh, thin the aye tern la Bonriihrd, and ay their Teato Acttaaon the IMgretWe Oraaaa, Ki Uf Siwi mil prwliiril. Prii'eaieenn. TUTTS HAIR DYE. Giat ruiaorWiiiKEERa changed to a GLoefiT Black by a alurjle application of tola bra. It impart a natural color, acta InatanUneoiuljr. Sold by Inngglata, or ent by ezpreee on receipt of 1. Office), 44 Murrav 8t, f 4f York. The Mirror is no flatterer. Would you make it tell a sweeter tale? Magnolia Halm is the charm er that almost cheats the looking-glass. R. U. AWARE THAT lorilkrd'B Climax Plcj taurine a ml Ma fcii; ,- ihi Lorlllnrt'i NnT ('llelof.iuid Out Lorlllanl'i Paella. are U ImI aud obMiMt, quality coiulderad I California lire Works, 329 MARKET ST., 8AN FRANCISCO, MAXcrien'RiM or WIRE EVERYTHING IN WIRE DalUCll nllBitai point nvdarand thick k4 Being rrularly UVenied we miannU our cuftomeit TVIflc " brand of vrv ueit (tool, uw at lowum market rauw. Baling Wirei:; I Alt niMhet a widths, iralvanlied aluir made, (or poultry yard, & Uflvn Plnli J o U kln.lt for fruit drier., three. UIIGblUllH ( en, barveatun, rtddlm, elo, Unn Wira i '' tnIn,"ir n,IM' 'rnni tM' llUU If II C ( king leiiktluBclll lur the purpoaB. Gopher Traps! Vineyard Linesj'; Ornamental and Useful Wire and Iron Work. .VOTE H awe Kigtm ntmpotUkm bt kouM BMuwnufun-, mod wf yum botier gvoiit at a Juww pram and all other kinds nl trrra ft uh Jm, su.uirrvU, rata and mice. for Uvlnjr out vineyards, dl- hioil in ill.buice and uiuls steel wire. mm Thta liliLT or Rc frmero I rt.Atle eickJy foe the cut ot tk'tftnciiirntt of tht nctvcrattv or tan. Tli cuntmuout itrrAin of kMKTklUI V mtrat.ntf through the putt mutt icMore tlieiu to htAtilif anion. lo not confound thii with Mrctric Ike lit fttlvcrtrafd lo cure all ills from hcsul to tue. It U fuf IU ON K Jcrific purpo. For circiU.m K'",llT '"A formation, titdrcM Clwrvcr l kttrk llctt Co., i3 VaUuiif toil Street, Cbiciii'i. IU. THE SPECIALIST, No. 11 Kearny St., San Francisco, Cal TUIATI AUi ClIROMO, Sl'KCIAL Xt PSIVATl DtSkiSM WITH WoNUKHrUL HUW'SML THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY I Is a certain rnre for .VrrroHM ItrHllty, lout Mitnhwxl, J'MM(Mfin-niM-a, and all the svll dlocts ol youthful follies and ecusNs, and Iu drinking IntoxirHtlat fiuol- JM Mtullf, wliolsaretmlarphysIjMn Knulimto of the I'l.'.ei sityof 1'ennsvlvsnla wt aifree t forfeit M" itr a esse of this klu' ',!. rirJ ZfMfiimfli-i fiiK A ki. an.l Hm mnA ,rf.ltt mAIlt 1 will Rot "Unf 1.50 a bottle, or feur limns the quantity J at -it t- any address on receipt or prico, or v. v. i . in ii iv name If desired, hy Vi Miatlr.ll Kesrnj St.. S. l LuL Bund for list of questions and )nit.le' SAMPLE llOTTLB I'ltER will be aont te any one applying by letter, eUtlns symptoms, aex and aire. Htrlct seerocy lu regard tc ail business tmnsactluna American Exchange Hotel 8ANS0ME STREET, Opposite Wells, Fargo & C0..1 Express Office, SAN FHANCISCO. MERCHANT!), KAKMKI18 AMD FAMILIES from Ihe intnriur will find It to tie the moat convenient as well aa the most comfortable and cspcx'tatile Hotel lu the city to stop at Tein-pcraiit-e pilndplea. Table. flrst-cutM. Hoard and room. II, l.U and 11.10 per day. Nice simile rooms. 50 wits per night. Free Coach to and from the Hotel. t'HAf). ft W.M. MONTGOMERY, Proprt. REJUVENAT0R fWl Ptl PIPI W'Wav Tnin.reaiMrrafraea fall.Nertiwsand I'bjrmKai Dobllitr, Ioaa of Vitality, Wsaknws, Virile DmIIus, Impcr, OnrtnusltlTe Uuudltlnns, Prostatitis. Kid ney aad Blsditw ( 'onmUltiM, Ultra. of the Blood, Knip. Hon., and all thse, llrttoota of youthful follies and ea oeaxe permeMUtlr are. TMitlnf all InfolunUry weakmlnf drains oioa the jrstom, kueenr thr occur NMltrln I.k Manhood. knMM SODIDlleaWd lit ease may be, and where all other nmeuioa bate f ailed, A Permanent ( are Abeolatrly Caaraalred. Pnoe H per bottle, or ns bottlss for siu. nsns upon reoil ly unrate, ft 90 per bottle, or owe nowiss ior' ipto( price, or O.O.U, to f address, St, llearar dlrl.aaa t raarJMWt al. attk Ska u. 1m tluttlowiit to alio IU V.JttT. ' 1 VJ WJ10UJJvjlXJLoossi'pirio ir J. ( jsJ I applrlnf If Wtsfc tins symptoms ana ase t uHiiuuuus, suiutly euultdsntisl. by IsMe es at office, mi DR. VANMONCISCAR, rlRMAftSXTLY LOCATSD AT 18 and 18 Third HtM Portlaad. Or. Is a refular frsduats In medicine, bss been lonssr en sssed in the special treat ment uf all Te nths!, Hetusl and Dhronls dineases than any other Thy sicUn in the West, as elty papers ehnw, , aud eld iwl dents snow. m IUUI u . I r ei- iv "wlsiard for sny Tlnws which, ha V falls U cure, ,-ai' eomluf under r bis I. estiu.nl, by folio WujbU direutions. PR VANIi the most successful I.uni snd Throat Doc tor lu Ainerloa. lie will tell you our trouble alUmut askliut fu a slnnle question, snd Warrant a IVrmanrnt tirt In the following dleae: Nenroiu iKtullty. Hernistor. rhieiw Heu.ln.ii Losses, Heiusl 1mm, KalijM M more, Wes Kjes, Mtunted llefeloptueut, Uek of Kneiity. lm nurerlshwl Wood, Pimples, lniwllell Ut Miu.isce; aiio, Mood and Nkia lh.ses, byphllls, J.nipUouj, llsir KsllliK, Hone Psin, Hwelllnss. S..t linit. '!". KltecH of Mercury, Kidney slid Madder Tnmldes, WmIi Hsek, Huriiini llrliie, liiconflnem-e, tlonorrhoa, U eel, Htrieture, rewires starvlilli llostuieut, prompt relief snd cunil for life. KKKVOl'H D1KKARKH (with or without dreams) Mm'sseil lllobnes cured promptly wltliout bliulrauoe to luialuesa . . .... ,, MOTH HKXKRonnault cnnndentlslly. It k trouble call or write, la-lays are dsniteroiii. INFLAMMATION ol the Ksr, l lrsrstlon or Outarrb, Internal or eitnnal. Iefms or Pstslsls, htiuiUiiiur Koarlna Noises, Thickened Iinim.ete. ALL HI KOII'AL DAhLS siirh ss Clulded or He formed Keel, 1'aralysls, t'oiitracUd ConU, Wek Joints snd Informed Llinl, Hip Joint Insee with llunnins Hores and tthoiieiilin Liliil's, Dlsesws and l!urstiire of the Hplne, Old I'leers, Ileunes of the hnte .lolnls, IK-foriiiltleaof the Fsoe and lil-sm-sof the Korea; eery Kye tliat may reiilre srlltlehil sld -, Diulness, PrWste HIsesK'S, snd all t'broulo lles, siu-h ss i:oii(iini lion, Aitluna, Kheuniatlsin, Neinnlitls. IHseaarsuf tlie ,rt, Luniis, Liver, Mlolusrh, Hpleen, llowels, HUnsnd Vriuaiy Orinuis, and all illwss. pt-ullsr to Females. All esx'S of llstarrh most iKltlvel cund by a new snd lulsllltile princlide. Impediments of Hecb, Muun tarin( snd Htutterlnn, Mrfoc-tly nuimeil. Plica snd Fliitula radically aud paruianeutly cured without tna kn!lKRNIA AND RCTTI'IIK pirfeelly restored with out su oHTtlon. rwnilrins no Iruiw sfter truainvin. Old Freer Korea. Ulcers sod Vsrlasis Veins luvsTtsbly besliil siul cured , CANllKIW AND TI'MilltS iiormsnrntly remored without the knife, caustic, or lbs lues of a sins' lo drop of blood. Terms tor Treatment art Strictly Cain. Medicines sent to sny address perfectly secure from si ensure. Oltlos hours I rum I a. H. to V r. M. MORE TERRIBLE THAN WAR. Work, Ambition and Passion, cuuao more Agony of Mind and Body, aud Destroy more Human Being every year than AU the Aruiiot of tAo World. IFE ESSENC This Wonder of Modern Chemistry ia pronounced to be unequalled for ita powor of replonishlng the vitality of tlie hody, liy itipplyiuff all the eaauuliul con tituent of tho Blood, Brain and Nerve Substance, ami for dovuloping all the l'owers aud Functions of the System to tho highest degree. It act a a specific, surpassing all those of tho present age, for tlie spiH-dy aud permanent cure of all derangement of tho Nervous ana Blood Systems, Nervous Pros tratlon, General Debility, Mental ana Physical Depression, Incapacity tor Study or Business, Noises in the Head and Ears, Loss ot Energy and Appetite. Being a natural Kcstorativo, its energising ctlcut aro not followed by corresponding re-action but are Permanent, and are frequently shown, from tin first day of its administra tion, by a remarkable Increase ot the Nervous Power, with a feeling of Vigor, Strength and Comfort to which the patient has long lieun unaccustomed. Tlie nervous symptoms disappear, as woll aa the Functional l)eraiigement Sleep liccome calm and refreshing. At tho same time the patient gains rli-ali, tlie fea ture presenting a striking improvement; the taco becomes fuller, the lips rod, the eyes brighter, the skin clear and healthy. The hair of the head and lieard grow and acquire strength, as also tlie nails, showing tlie Importance of tlie action of tho mcdicino on the organs of nutrition. It give back to tho human structure, in a suitable form, tho Lively, Animating element ot lite which has been wasted, and exerts an important iutltience directly on tho Brain, Spinal Marrow and Nervous System, of a Nutritive, Tonio and Invigorating character, thereby checking all wasting of tho Vital Fuid and tho more Kxhausting Processes of Life, maintaining that Buoyant Energy ot the Brain and Muscular System which renders the Mind Cheerful, Happy, Brilliant and En ergetic! entirely overcoming that dull, inactive and sliiKgiHli disposition which many person experience in all their action. Pries, tl.BO per bottle. FOR 8ALE BY ALL DRUCCISTS. LANG LEY & MICHAELS, Sun Francisco, "Wholesale Ag'tn. 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