Soot and Shoe Store, A. HUNT, Proprietor. Will herssfter kM a ouybM lUxk ul laiics', Kisses' ail Cbildren's IM BUTTOX BOOT, Slippen, Whit and Black, Sandals, FIITI IID IHOM, MEN'S AND BOY'S BOOTS AND SHOES! And In fact everything- In the Boot and Shoe Una, to which 1 Intend to devote my especial attention. MY COODS ARE FIRST-CLA88I And guaranteed ai represented, and wlH be told for the In went nrices that a food article can oe anuraeu. V. Hunt. OPTOMITION Is the Life of Trade! SLOAN BROTHERS Will do work cheaper than any other shop In town. Horses Shod for $2 Gash With new material all around. Resetting; old ahoee $1. All warranted le give satisfaction. fiiop on thi Corner of 8th and 0Uv 8ti SPORTSMAN'S EMPORIUM C.M.HORN, Practical Gunsmith CUNS, RIFLES, Fishing Tackles and Materiala sewlnc MacHines ufl Needles of All Mi for Sill Repairing done in the neatest slyla and . warranted. Qont Loaned and Ammunition Furnished Shop on Willamette 8t. opposite Postofflce. Book and Stationery Store. Poitoffloe Building-, Enrsn City. I hare on hand and am oonitantlv reoelrins an assortment o( the best SCHOOL ft MISCELLANEOUS BOOKS STATIONERY, gHonA Books, Portfolio, Card, WalMt, BLANKS. ETC. A. S. PATTERSON. D. T. PRITCHARD, MATCHMAKER AND JEWELER, Repairing of Watches and Clocks axeouted with punctuality and a a reasonable cost. Willamette Street. F.acena City, Or. B. F. DORRIS, DEALER IN STOVES, RANGES, r Pumps, Pipes, Metals, TINWARE 1KD oqsb Furnishing Goods Generallj. WELLS DRIVEN PROMPTLY, And Satisfaction Guaranteed. WILLAMETTE STREET, Eugene City, - - - - Oregon. Central Market, ITlslierAcWntlcinw PBOPBISTORS. pill keep constantly on hand a full supply of BEEF, SlUT w TON. PORK AND VEAL, Whloh ther will sell at ths lowest market prioes fair share of ths pnbtlo patronage solioited TO THS FABHIBIi v will pay ths highest market prloe for bU oatue, nogs aaa sneep. Shbp on Willamette Street, EUGENE CITY, ORECON. Heat dellTered to anr psrt of the elty free of onarge. J mall f. m. Trams. 1 Nit DEUGS, YZDICUTES, 'shes, Palnta, tSla, Oil. Iae, TOILET ARTICLES, Eto rslolaosr Fraaertptlona Cotxtpcmndad. 2 Swamp Muck. One ton of swamp muck of average quality contains from twenty to thirty pounds of nitrogen. This nitrogen, notwithstanding the slurs that have been cast upon it for its inertness and una vailability, is of equal value to that con tained in several substances generally considered to be of value as fertilizers, such as roasted leather scraps, wool waste, and other matters containing ni trogen, and chiefly valued on this re count. From thoexperience of farmers who have used large quantities of swamp muck it appears to bo of sufllcient value to make it worth while to dig up as much as possible during tho winter, and to bestow it where it will do the most good In every possiblo place and way in the Held in heaps composted with lime, In th yard spread sullieiently deep to absorb all the drainage from tho manure aud to be decomposed by its help, in tho pig pens, fowl houses, and stables to mix with the manure aud to add to its bulk and so enlarge the sup ply of this indispensable and valuable product of the farm. JV. J'. Time. m m Tom I ing, a . li uaium at M nne apol s M mi., tuiis wri.es to the I'ost m.isler at Augu-ta. t.t. : Mi:. Post- ,TMi: 1 ave a letter for ton sir a il 1 : sk in wli eh how manv inhab- anl-t t;) I vo and how m my Chinese men to op ng laundry now uud how many steam laundry now s r and you loll nil about in which town for "me know answer. Eugene City Business Directory. BETTMAM. O.-Drr roods, clothing, cropcrlcs and general merchandise, southwest corner vt uumetle aud fclghth streets. BOOK BTORK-One door south of the Astor Home. A full stock of assorted box papers, plain and fancy. CHAIN BR03.-DPttlers In Jewelry, watches, oloclts and musical instruments, Willamette street, between Soveuth and Eighth. liORRIS, B. F.-Dealorln stoves and tinware, Willamette street, between Seventh aud Kiglith. FRIENDLY, 8. H. -Dealer In dry goods, cloth ing and eeueral merchandise. Willamette street, between Eighth and Ninth. GILL, J. P. Physician, surgeon and druggist, postofflce, WillameU) street, between Seventh and Kighth. HENDRICKS. T. O.-Doiilor In general mer chandise, northwest corner Willamette and tiinth streets. HODK9, C Keeps on hand fine wines, liquors, cigars and a pool and billiard table, Willam ette street, between Eighth and Ninth. HORN, CHAS. M.-Gunsmith. rifles and shot guns, breech and muzzle loaders, for sale. Repairing done in the neatest style and war ranted. Shop on Ninth street. LUCKKY, J. S.-Watchmaker and Jeweler, keeps a flue stock of goods in his Hue, Willam ette street, in Ellsworth's drug store. McCLAREN, JAMES-Choloe wines, liquors and cigars, Willamette street, between Eighth and Ninth. PATTERSON. A. 8. -A fine stock of plain and fancy visiting cards. PRESTON. WM.-Doalery in saddlery, har ness, carriage trimmings, etc.. Willamette street, between Seventh and Eighth. POST OFFICK-A nsw stock of standard school books Just received at the post otlloe. RENSHAW, WM.-Wlnes. liquors and cigars or wie oust quality Kept constantly on band. Ths best billiard table In town. W. MATLOCK. i. D. MATLOCK. MATLOCK BROS. BUCClfBflORS TO i. liemlrickM. Having purohased the store formerly owned by i. u. nenoricKs, we take pleasure in in forming the public that we will keep a well seleoted stock of CONSISTING OF Dry Goods, Boots, Shoes, HATS, OBOOIBI1S, NAILS, Crockery utTobaccon la fact our stook will be found to be complete. By honest and fair dealing we hope to be able to scours a liberal share of the pnblie patronage. and examine onr stook and prioes before purohaslng elsewhere. We ean always be found at the OLD HENDRICKS CORNER, Where we will take all kinds of Produce In exchange for goods. MATLOCK BROS. Feb. ti. 1884. McClung & Johnson, suocasaoiu to tbi LAKE COOKTY MERCANTILE ASSOCIATION. We would annonno to ths oltlsens of this county that having purchased the entire stock of merchandise of the Lane County Mercantile Association considerably below the original eost, and having added largely thereto by re sent purchases for cash. Our Stock is now Complete I And second to none In this oounty. We cor dially invite a careful examination of our Ktck. as ws know we can give you satisfaction th in goods and prioes. Oar Alas la ta Sell aha Best far tka Las! Ifoaey. Csll pad asamlne our goods and be con vinced, even If you do not with to purchase, we always take pleasure in showing goods and giving prices. All Mils el Product tiiei at HIsM MirletHatss Liberal DUeoanta far Cash. LATE NEWS SUMMARY. Poretga and Itemrstle. At Sunavside. La,, Dr. Adair fatally (hot J. A. McMath. A cyelone destroyed considerable prop erty at Charleston, S. C. The population of Dakota Territory It 413,751). against 135,177 in ltttu. The contluued drought (a England la causing serious damage to crops. The revolution In Panama la said to be over, the first rebels having surreuderd. During August there were 380 cases of smallpox, 115 fatal, at Torouto, Canada. The Ute Indians are reported to be starv ing againand threatening to go on the war path. Work has begun on a ship canal to con nect the Caspian Sea with iheTranscas pian Hallway. At Geneva. 111., 0 111 corn McNott and Grant were shot dead while attempting to arrest burglars. Lightning struck a house at Newcastle, Pa., killing two persona and severely in juring twa others. The German corvette August has keen wrecked and 238 men lost. The ship was valued at $1,750,000. The New York hop crop Is said to be damaged fifty per cent, by heavy rains and muggy weather. At North Lawrence, Ohio, the wife of Andrew Lawrence was struck by a loco motive and Instantly killed. Fred PeUrson, ah educated and wealthy German, ased about 30, suicided at New Orleans, while intoxicated. Fltzpatrlck. Hell's counsel, has received an order to take the case before the Mani toba Court of Appeal at the next term. Three men were killed and one seriously Injured by a stroke ot lightning while swimming In the Illinois river near Peoria. Hiram Frantx. a noted desperado, was shot and killed by an ollicer near Middle ton, Pa., while resisting arrest for robbery. Matthias Smith ot Battle Mountain, Nev.. took a drink of carbolic acid In mis take for whiskey, lie died within half an hour. It Is reported at Nogales, A. T., that three Americans and eight Mexicans were killed by Apaches during a fight near that place. At Uvalde, Texas, Samuel Marvels, while drunk, shot and fatally wounded his brother George, who requested him to go home. Francis Jordan was buried at Philadel phia, and the remarkable incident of the ail'air wis the fact that his six sons acted as pall-bearers, An irrigation ditch Is being constructed In Northern Wyoming which will be the longest in the United States. It will cover over 100 miles of country. At Franklin, Pa., a freight train struok a phaeton containing three young ladles. Stella Smith was instantly killed and the others seriously injured. The number of immigrants landed at Castle Garden since the 1st of January is about 30,000 lens than during the corre sponding period last year, Maj. J. J. Mash, a capitalist of Thoma8 county, Ga., died at his home In Dunran' ville from the effect ot a rattlesnake bite received ten hours previous. Buck Anderson, a desperate Cherokee Indian, was Instantly killed at Fort Smith, Ark., by Deputy Marshall James L. Spen cer, while resisting arrest. J. A. Spain, a brakeman on the Chicago & Alton Road, fell off a freight train at Springfield, and twenty cars passed over his body. Death w as instantaneous. At Laredo, Texas, aeldiers brought flva bandits to the city who were captured after a desperate fight, in which three ban dits were slain and two soldier wounded. ?he Standard Oil Company has sub scribed (5,000 toward a monument to Col. E. L. Drake, tho discoverer of petroleum in the oil region ot Pennsylvania in 1800. Albert D. Swan, one of the most promi nent and wealthy citizens ot Lawrence, Mass., was shot aau killed by Henry K. Goodwin during a brief discussion about a debt. A case of starvation is reported at Erie, Pa., when a young girl died for want of food and medicine on accouut of the pride of her parents who refused to solicit aid until too late. On the Lanque plantation, in St Charles parish, La., live negroes sought shelter under a tree from a storm. A bolt of lightning struck the tree and killed all five instantly. Ex-Governor Fenton dropped dead in his oflice at Buffalo, N. Y., it is supposed of heart disease. In 1805 he was elected Governor of New York, and in 1800 ha was elected U. S. Senator. The Scotch steam dredge Beaufort, from Savannah, Ga., to Greenock, Scotland, has been wrecked. Captain Sonny and his crew of ten or twelve men are believed to have all been lost. Rev. S. S. Idleman, minister ot the Methodist Episcopal Church at Green Spring Rub, VV. Va., committed suicide by jumping from a window and fractur ing his skull. He was labarlng under a fit of temporary Insanity. Workmen at the Boston ga works ex humed the skeletons of nine adult and five children while making aa excavation. The bodlea appeared to have been thrown into a trench together, as they were all found In a heap. During the past thirty months the cir culation of the Chicago Daily Sun has increased 0000 copies. The 6'un is more generally copied than any other humorous paper in the country. H. I. Goodall, its editor, has achieved world-wide fame.. The Iowa Republican State Convention nominated State Senator W. M. Larrabee for Governor on the first ballot. J. A. T. Hull, his opponent, was nominated for Lleutenant-uovernor, ana juage ueca renominated for Supreme Court Judge. The Sheriff of Reeves county, Texas, John Morris by name, while on a spree used his revolver freely. An attempt was made to arrest him and during the fracas the Sheriff waa killed, after having shot one man dead and seriously wounded another one. At Springfield. 111.. Officers Camp and Gobi arrested a man named Gardner for beating his wife. H was released en bail, and secmring a revolver fatally shot the ofilcers who arrested him. Officer Camp fired five shots, three of which struck Gardner, killing him Instantly. Phillip Nash and Ilenry Klrby quarreled at Leadvllle, Colorado, over a money mat ter. Kirby seized an ax and nearly sev ered Nash s head from his body with one blow. Kirby went to his rooms, donned his best suit, lit a cigar and coolly walked to the JaL and sarerndered to the author ities. On the farm of Geo. Harrison, near De Soto, Iowa, the dead body of Mrs, Harri son was found in an unused well. The family relations of the Harrisons were not very agreeable, owing to the presence of a Mrs. Lowry. to whom Mrs. Harrison objected. All manner of evil rumors were afloat, and the excitement was greatly In creased by Mrs. Lowry drowning herself In a cistern. The Kuklux visited Dal ton, Ga., and dragged Mrs. Jane Ladd and six of her boarders from their beds and gave each one fifty lashes. Some of the women are in a critical conditon and may die. The band then went to the bouse of Tom Car ver, a noted thief, aad beat him to death, after torturing him for half an honr. An other negro man named Arrastead was so terribly beaten that ba will die. MARKET REPORTS. rertlaad. FLOUR Per blil. standard brands. 1 1.; others, ::iMaJ;l!i. WHKAT-Per ctl. valley, J1.131.17J: Walla Walla. 1.7i(gl.l0. BARLEY Whole, 4 Ctl, 90c(1.00; ground, ton, fUi& J). OATS Choice milling, 3538c; choice feed, .WXfc. HYK-Perct', fl.NXSi. C ORN MEAL Per ctl, liWoA HOMINY Per ctl, .50. BUCKWHEAT FLOUR Per ctl, fi50 ie. PEARL BARLEY-Perlh, 41351c OATMIiAL Per lb, iil(c3jc MIUULINGS-Per ton, $18(20. BRAN Per ton, 111114 CHOP Per ton, lt)(aia. HAY Per ton. 7(aa. HOPS Per lb, 6J(sUlc. BEANS Per ctl, pea, ?2.56(2f 2.75; small whites, 2.75; bayos, 3.5U(33.73; lima, 3.25; pink, $2.50a2.75. BUlTElt-Per Infancy roll,22lc; Inferior grade, 12; pickled, 15(20o. CHEESE Per lb, Oregon, 12$13c; Cali fornia, 12(l3c. EGGS Per dot, 20c. DRIED FRUITS-Per Ib,apples, 2J'25ic; pitted plums, California, 10c: do Oregon, 10c; peaches, halves uupeeled, ,llo; black berries, 14 15c; prunes, California, 7i($8e; raisins, 2,50o,3.u0 f bx. RICE -China, No. 1, $5h da No., $51; Sandwich Islands. No. 1, v tb, Ola. VEGETABLES Beet, fl; cabbage, f 1 1.50; cauliflower, f dox, O0c&1.00; cel ery, if dox, U0c(oi$i; cucumbers, f box, 75c; green corn, V dox, 10c; sweet potatoes, V lb, lj((3i2c: onions, new, 11c; rhubarb,3c; tomatoes, V box. 50c(a.$l."5. 1OTATOES-New, lb, lc. POULTRY-Chickens, V dot, spring. 2.5o,:i; old 91(8(4.50; ducks, $4.00; geese, $0a7.50; turkeys, P tb. l(K0l21c. llAMS-PerIb,0114L BACON-Per lb, t4t. LARD-Per lb, Oregon, 80. Eastern, 8 "pICKLES-PerS-gal keg, $1.10. SUGAKS-Quote obis: Cube, 7J; dry granulated, 7jc; fine .crushed, 8c; golden C, tljic HONEY Extracted, 7lc; comb, 14c. COFFEE Per lb. Guatemala, 131; Costa Rica, 12c; Ola (Sovernment Java. 18c. TEAS Young Hyson, 25(05c; Japan, 12a,55c; Ooolourf. lcglioe. CANNED GOODS-Tomatoes. If dox, $1; vegetables, V dox, $l(a)1.5U; salmon, l ib tint, doz, j$1.2o; jams aud jellies, V dot, $1.00. TROPICAL FRUIT-Oranges, $2.50 3.00 box; Limes, $3.00; Lemons, $3.50(4 $12.50 box; Bananas, $3e4; Cocoanuts, $,; apples, box, 50c(it$l. SEEDS Per lb, timothy, 60c; red olover, 14(a,15c; orchard grass, 10c; rye grass, 14loc. WOOL Valtay, Hkgloc; Eastern Ore gon, 11X0) loc. SALT Liverpool, $10(g20 f ton. HIDES Dry, i4(415c; salted, 0(97. TALLOW Clear color and hard, 44j V lb; (jrune, 4Jc. Han Francisco. BAGS Calcutta wheat bags, 4i5c. FLOUR Extra, $l.UO(214.VO If bbl; super fine. K2.MKa3.50. WHEAT-No. 1 shipping, $1,371(31.40 rou; AO, Z, $l.j(ii.dl:g; Milling, fl.iOg) BARLEY - No. 1 feed, $1.30; brewing, $1.321iaa.4.i. OATS-Feed, $1.1211.20 tfctl; Surprise and choice milling, $1.30jil.40; Black, 1.05(3il.l21. CORN-Yellow, $1.30 f ctl; white, $1,274(3)1.30. KYE-1.301.35tf ctl. GROUND BARLEY-$28(S29 t ton. MIDDLINGS $21.0022.0U ton. CRACKED CORN $20 ? ton. BRAN-$1510 0 ton. BUCKWHEAT FLOUR-Per lb, Sc. CORN MEAL Per lb, 2Jtt31c HOPS 4(a) 8c lb. HAY-Barley, $710 If ton; alfalfa, $10 12; wheat, fUKgll. STRA W-60c(&tl0e t bale. ONIONS New..6 C(tt0ic If ctl. POTATOES-Early rose, 3000c; river reds, 40cto,45c; sweete, OUc) $1. BEANS Small white, (1,25(1.75 ? ctl; pea, 1.50(i 1.7j; pink, $1.35igl.45; red,$l.t)0; bayos, $2.uOig)2.5U; butter, $1(41.25; Jimas, l.OlKall.UU. SEEDS Yellow mustard. 23c If tb; brown mustard, 24(2jc; alfalfa, $1314c; canary, a$4c; hemp, 3i$3jc; flax, 2(a21c; rape, 242jc; timothy, 64(ftGc. . VEGETABLES Cucumbers, If bx, 35c; tomatoes, 10gi25c; if bex; green corn, V dox, 7(gil21c; string beans, Jlllc V R. FRUIT Apples, 25000 If box; lemons, Sicily, $11.60(0)12.50: California, $2.0o4.&0; bananas, $i.503 Vbunch; Mexican limes, $lb.b4) a box; Pineapples, If dox, $4.00 (g6.0u; strawberries, $As4 if chest; plums. if box, 25gi3oc: watermelons, $8(0)12.50 If 100: peaches, ft) 50c t box; blackberries, $2.50(0)5.00 V chest; grape, 30(0 60o If box; quinces, i5(s 40c f box; pears, If box, 30c $1.50. DRIED FRUIT-Sun-drled apples, le 2c for quarters and 2c for sliced; Alden & Plummer, 51(aHJc; pears, sliced, 213c; whole, 2c; plums, pitted, 6c; do nnplt ted, Id lie; peaches, unpeeled, 74(a8c; peeled, 12c; aprieots, 71c; German prunes, 4c; French do, 4c; nectarines, 0c; black berries, ,9c: California Figs, 2C5c; Cali fornia raisins, $1(41.50 for loose and $1.75 fe2 for layers; London do, $2(&2.25. NUTS-Californla almonds. 6c If lb for hard shell and 10c for soft; peanuts, 3a,4c; California walnnts, 9c; pecan, 10c; filberta, 13c; Brazil, 9c; hickory, 70o; cocoanuts, $45 If 100. HONEY Corab.510 If Tb for best grades; strained, i(g,5e. LARD California, tins, 10-Ibs, 88ic; 5-tb tins, 8ifetlc. CHEESE-Callfornla, 691 If tb. BUTTER Fresh roll, fancy dairy. 32J $ lb; good to choice, lf71(o)30c; pickled roll, tlntlc; other grades, ll21c, EGGS 27(o:i5o If dozen for California; Eastern, 17(b20c. POULTRY Geese, $1.501.75 If pair; ducks, $3.50(5.50 If dozen; hens, $5W0; old roosters, $l($5.00; young do, $5.00' 6.00; broilers, $2.60(44.00; turkeys, live, 16 (Si 17c If tb for hens aad 1819c for gobblers. SALT-Liverpool, 14 22.50 If ton; Cali fornia, fine, $14(916; do, coarse, $10U TALLOW -Good, 6c 4 tb. BEESWAX-25To)27c If tb for yellow. HIDES Dry. V lb. usual selection. 16(3 161; dry kla 16I7; dry calf, 20c; salted steers, 60 to 651b. 8c SUGAR Dry granulated, 7c: extra fine cubes, 7c; fine crushed, 7Jc; pow dered, 71c; extra fine powdered, bo SYRUP American refinery ia quoted at 30c in bbls. 321c In hf bbis, 371c In 6-gal kegs, and 471c in 1-gal tins. WOOL-San Joaquin, ll14o If lb; choice northern. I8fta0c At St. Louis a stupendous counterfeit ing scheme has been unearthed, A bundle of counterfeit note representing $320,000 Brazilian money was capture, by the police, and Lucien White was arrested. The intention was lo flood Brazil with the bogus notes, which were perfect. They were evidently printed from the original plates. In the course of a friendly frolic at Pt. Chester, N. Y., Jasper W. Umberfleld aged 17, became angeredand sent a bullet through the body of hi cousin Jonathan M. Carpenter, aged 18, and then blew out bis own brains, dying Instantly. Young Carpenter's wound is thought to be fatal. Overstudy by young Umberfleld is be lieved to be the indirect cause of the shooting. PUBLIC VACCINATION. Tlie I'sllrnl and How Tlioy Con.lurt Thomarlvei I'nclrr the I.iiitI. "It is all a matlor of temperament whether tlioy cry or not," :tid AisUtunt Uity Physician Prince, ns ho ca elully exnminod a virus point. "We uro va cinating fifty or sixty, and Hoiiictimi's more, and some make musio nnd others are quick" "Noxt!" shouted an attendant, a two mothers with 'stnijrglinjr infunts, eucli with clotliing disnrrungeil and left arm bared, left tho room and two ot.icri took their places. The first subject was an infant of fourteen mouths. She did not at nil understand tho object of the ceremony, and looked with wonderment, not un mixed with four, as the lancet scratched tho delicato skin. The next moment the lips puckered and the child broko into a prolonged scream. In another Instant the oilier child, who was under going the operation, followed tho ex ample', nnd there wm a chorus of jolls, rivaling a horde of Comanche. "See that?" said the physician. "That one was still enough until this chap set him oil'. They are not hurt In tho least Tho first one was ecared, and tho other screamed bv force of ex Binplc. Thorn! don't yell so. It's all over. Come again a week from to-day nnd let me see Low it takes," bo added, ail livssiug tho mother. The next oalNirouglit a rosy-chocked Scotch lassie of twenty, dressed in her best, with ono sleeve of her blue jersey han;in' limp by her side, laying bare her plump pink arm. . " "Will It hurt?" sho asked a little nnxiouslv, as Mm seated herself and yielded her arm to thu grasp of tho phy sio an. "Not a bit," was the answer. "See If it d(xs," nnd iu an instant a tiny drop of blood discolored the fair skin. The ? rl laughed as sho said: "It d.du't hurt a single bit Is thut all?" "That is nil; only wait a fow mo ments until it dries." "Next!'' was shouted at tho door, nnd with tho call camn a terror. He was it boy of three years, who evidently had been accustomed to have his own way. lln was attired in a brilliant red frock, a cooky wits in each hand mi l lire was in his rye. Ho was nccotnpa n'ed by a girl of eight or nine years, evidently his sister, and nppenred not burn to command. There were signs of rebellion at the first glanco of the physician, which, nt tho first move ment, broko into opeu revolt He lunged out with his right, tlion with his lo t, tli 'ii both feet were brought into active piny. lUood-curdlinp: yells wero emitted from his throat which his sis ter endeavored to pacify by thrusting a nickel into his mouth, anil wns only de terred from thu prosecution of the selicmo by vigorous renion-lrancos of tho physician. The reportVr offered his services aud succeeded iu preventing tho youthful pugilist from killing the d c!or, while tho latter performed the slight but necessary operation. Others came and went, many of them children, sonio apparently servant girls, until tho hour passed and thu seance was over until another day. JJoaion Oobe. GLADSTONE'S WIFE. Tersonal Cliaracterlntloi of One of Leading Women In the World. the Mr. Gladstone Is accused of being jolly and jaunty of lute, but it Is not always mentioned that on nil festive occasions, whether nt an artist break fast or a theater party, Mrs. Gladstone is always at his Bide, as was the case with Mrs. Disraeli and her lord. Though not har.dsoino, she has a fine, kindly, Knglish-matron presence, and has exorcised great influence over him all through his life. "Let mo ask Catha rine" was a constant saying of his be fore deciding on Important political 3uestlons. She has ureat sagacity and iscrelion. Many ladies and gentlemen of remarkable astuteness in their own estimation have endoavorod in vain to glean from hor the faintest inkling of coming events, and her aplomb is as remarkable as her discretion. An Instance is going the rounds of the clubs. When, two years ago, Mr. Fortescuo resigned the Secretaryship for Ireland in Air. Gladstone's Cabinet he wns very anxious to hear what Mr. Gladstone would say of him in announc ing the event but was unwilling to ap pear upon the scene. He therefore, In stead of taking his ordinary place, made bis way to thu ladies' cage. The only occupant he discovered on entering was tho ono of all o;tier ho would have avoided seeing Mrs. Gladstone. lie was about to evince his discompo-ure iu tho rugged spasmodic way peculiar to that llower of Quaker subtlety, and which was a Kubjoct occasionally of un pleasant observation on his visit hero, when tho lady, perfectly at her ease, held up her finger, and, shaking her head with an air of tender reproval, whispered In a low tone: "Naughty, naughty." Unlike Lady Boaconslield, who entertained very little, and when she did with great discrimination, Mrs. Gladstone entertains with a large nnd promiscuous hospitality, never troubles herself about the amalgamation ot her guests and is systematically Indifferent to their assortment at table. Buffalo Commercial Advertiser. Mistaken Identity. A man who had evidently just bp rived by the train walked into an Austin boarding-house, and asked: "Is Day in?"' "What Day, san," asked the porter. 'What do I know about him? Do 1 look like a detectives? If Day ain't in, tell Week to step out here." " What Week do you refer to, sah?" "Oh, lat week, or week before Christmas! Do you take hie for nn al manac? Who runs this shebang, any how?" "De widow Fltipjack, snh." "Well, then, vou tell her to take down her sign. I read on the sljn out there, 'Boarding by Day or We k.' and now it seems thut both of 'em have lit o;it Thnts:gn is put up there to de ceive the traveling public," and he picked up his gripsack and swung him self on board of a street car. -Texai Hiftinqs. PERSONAL AND LITERARY. The first wedding In America was that of F.dward Wilson and rMcaminh White at Plymouth in 1621 UoAon Journal. Mrs. Tom Thumb, now tho Count ess Magri, wears for shoes a child's No. ,'). und the Count wcurs a child's . No. 8. Mr. Elizabeth Granger, of Pitts lield, Mass., who lias been a widow seventy-live years, celebrated her one hundredth birthday anniversary re cently. Robert Collyer savs tho scientific) length of a sermon is thirty minutes. If a man has anyth ni at all worth saying ho can say it in that time with out repeating himself. A marked spirit of deferential courtesy is shown by tho more impor tant of the English reviews In troat ng of the works or personality of American literary men who have won their spurs. Chicago Current. The Emneror of Germany has con ferred upon Minnie Ilauk the honorary title of " Imperial Chamber Singer," a distinction snared by ouly three othor foreign prima donnas, Adolina Patti, Jcunv Lind Goldschmldt and Artot Pudifla. The Bible revisers base their con fidence in tho ultimate genoral accept ance of the now version on tho prece dent afforded iu the history of the King James version, which enmo into gen eral uso despite the fact that it was not rcoclvod by the generation contempo raneous with iU production. Chicago Current. Some of the ephomoral poets of a generation or two ago, who fluttorod and soared aloft on not over-strong pinions, are nearly forgotten by reader of tho present day. Among thctu was Gronvillo Mellon, who wrote so many temperance lyrics that ho acquired the aqueous nickname of "water-melon." Boston Budget. The story is denied that "Orphcna C. Kerr" is in straitened circumstances. Ono who knows him says of Mr. Newell that "ho is not old, but on the con trary, young, halo, merry and the de light of a charming circle of which hU family is tho center and most tlevotod to him. Iu other words, Orpheus C. Korr lives an Ideal life; ho writes whea ho pleases, nnd besides his family, who adore him, ho has mauy friends." Chicago Tribune. Dr.Allibouo is the veteran literateur of America. At the age of thirty-four ho began his "Dictionary of Authors," which may almost bo termed his life work, since it gave him occupation for eighteen years. Hi only assistant la thi task wns his wifo, who copied the manuscript notes to tho extent of 20,000 pages of foolscap. This work contains 8, 110 double columns and includes a list of 47.000 writers, and such a pro duction show Its author's enthusiastic . love of literature.- N. Y. Tribune. HUMOROUS. The tramp is of the genus that meats by chnuco. Yonkers Gazette. " There are poems unwritten and songs unsung." "Yes," says an edi tor, "it is this that reconciles us to life." " An Omaha doctor kisses his wife seventy-live times a day." Trying to kill her, probably; eminent authorities say that kissing is deleterious to health. Lowell Citiien. "Dear me," said a lady in Fifth avenue the other evening. "How the ohlna cra.e Is growing! Here's a New York club that is paying $3,000 for ft pitcher." Albany Tune. " What makes the rain growl so loud, mamma?" asked little Joe in ft thunder-storm. Another small friond under similar circumstances sa d that she was afraid of the "quick sunshine." N. Y. Independent. Miss Miggs "I hope, my dear, that vou don't go to the thoater alone." Kstolle "No, Indeed. 1 never think of going unless I am chaperoned." M'ss Miggs "Unless you are whatP" Estelle -"Chaperoned." Miss Miggs "That is the way with me. I always like to have a chap around." Drak4,$ Magazine. A man in the smoking-car on ft Danbury & Norwalk Railway train this morning leaned over to the man who sat iu front of hltn and said: "Have you a match?" ."Ye, but 1 hain't got any cigar," was the prompt reply. "Then you can't want the match," said the first man, sweetly. Danbury (Cf.) yew. A Galveston mendicant was in the bablt of calling at the olllce of a local lawyer and receiving a small sum on account of former acquaintance. Last week the mendicant called as usual, but the lawyer said, "I can't assist you any longer, as I've got a wife now, and need all the money I can lay my hands on." "Well, now, that's just coming it a little too strong. Here you actual ly go and get married at my exponse. " Texas Sijtingi. At a station down in Indiana the Lake Shore Company employs a lady ticket agent. She is a good agent, aud attends closely to her business, but she is a woman still. The other day a lady traveler stepped up to the ticket win dow and inquired about a train that was a little late, "Will the train be long?" she asked, meaning if It would be long in arriving. "Oh, yes," was the reply of the fair ticket agent, "longer than last season, but without so many rutlle around the edge." Chicago Herald. A Big Advantage. "How do you like your new home, Mrs. Gazatem?" "Splendid! It's a charming place." "I'm so glad to hear it lor I was afraid you wouldn't like it" "On whnt account?" "Why, the church across the way. It would be an annoyance to some." "Why, that's just what makes the place so lovely, according to my notion, it's a privilege I never enjoyed before, for without taking the trouble to dress and go out I can peep through the blinds and look at the fashions tdl my eyes ache, and if I want to grit my tooth I can do it and nobody's the wiser. It's perfectly splendid, and makes a body loel As contented as ft wax figure in a show window." Y. Uerald. . !