SCHOOL GIRLS. The EffcoU of Over I'rannire Sound Ad vice to Mutliera anil Fulhern. A young girl of sixteen, of a healthy heritage, was brought Into the conduit lng room of ono of our I'ostori physicians for a Might lateral ciirvatur.' of tho spina, fcho never hud been sick; rdio did not sufl'er from headaches or any of tho functional disturbances sometimes seen in growing children. Her growth had been rapid, and idie was pale, thin, and lacked tho vigor of hoalth. An inquiry brought out the fact that at her school she spent live hours a day, besides live hours' udy out of school houri, stimulated to extra courses by ambition and the prospect of promotion. A growth of three inches in a year, combined with ton hours' daily nervous train, aro component which will, as certainly as tho formula of 2 plus equals 4, produce an impairment of health, a diminution of forco which, coming In tho growing years, is so much taken from 1 tho eventual sum total of vital energy. The studies which wore the most of a burden to this young girl wen Greek and Algebra, and although the parents, if forced to choose, would agree that their daughters should forego the pride of possessing a knowledge of Greek, if that must lie coupled with certain amount of physical misery, yet nothing short of a dire necessity could justify tho girl in falling behind her class or tho standard imposed by emu lation. Such experiences lead us to believe that the root of tho trouble is not so much in tho school svslum as in the community itself, which, after all, cre ates tho school system. With a certain amount of elasticity of requirements and an Improved supervision of scholars, much of tho evil of advanced course and increasing stimulation could be avoided, provided tho home inlliicncc wero in the right direction. Tho ill ef fects aro seen ehiclly among the irls; for it is tacitly admitted that, hooks or no books, "boys will be boys," and the boy in largely an animal; but the Amer ican mother of tho day not only wishes to stamp out what there may be of tin animal in her daughter, to give her conventional manners, but, in the view of tho lottery of American l.fo. to teach her to support herseli and also to sliine socially as a possible mistress of the White House; a:id all this preparation is to bo dono during tho pre-matrimon'al years. Out of door sports are discouraged, and riiusi cal or Intellectual pro eminence con sidcred desirable. Furthermore, among tho girls themselves in a certain uuiii ber tho desire for disf notion, the innate femininity, ropressod by circumstance from finding vent in coipietry, prompt -to attracting attention and admiration for profio'ency as amateur musicians for rank at school, for winning pri.e in female colleges, for success in pro fussions. Such a system of education may produce, in some instanoes, good results, and givo us future George idiots, Maria Mitchells, Mary Soiner villos, l'utnam-Jaoobis, etc, yet the records of tho nervous wards and tiie lists of tho nervous prostration! st show that tho success of a few individuals has been bought for the public at the price of many shattered lives of unsue cesslul imitators. What in our community is especially needed in regard to women is the better physcal education of irirls. A mother should be as much ashamed to bring up a llat-chesled. round-shouldered d:ui'rli ter, to be a candidate for the Adams or other Nervine institutions, as if she brought her up unable to read or write. The introduction of any out door game suitable for girls, and enjoyed by them, as base ball is by boys, would be nil in calculable blessing, before which the joys of (i reek and the aspirations for professional careers would he mist, ami ashes to the coming gencrat'ou of mothers and the prospective generation of children. A cerla n, and by no means small, proportion of our joung women seems to bo going through the name craze shout mental forcing and professional careers which atllicted our young men of previous generations, and which with them was responsible for much ill health. Fortunately, a revival of athletics and snorts, the war, and the development of more variml industrial pursuits created a revo lution in Mrs. It is alrea.lv a long time since the dyspeptic, narrow chested, pale face, weak-eyed male be came an object of interest by becoming a bookworm. A knowledge of Greek no longer condones a want of vigor and viva 'ity in the male, and we do not bo- lievo it is any more likely to in tho female. Those who run nnv risk of health by pursuing advanced studies had best not trille with the experiment. Tho prophets of hygienic righteous ness, as physicians have been termed, should throw the weight of their in fluonoo in favor of everything that im proves t'lo physical development of women. When they line! the rate of growth is excessive or accompanied by an imperfect development in weight, when the chest capacity is small and tho blood noor, they should prescribe more out of doors and a postponement of literary amb lions -more sunshine and fewer books. A good practical guide as t the physical condition in the rough is the relative increase of growth compared with the inercaso in weight. lioston Mclical and Surgical Journal. Tough. When it comes to toughness, Texas beef is entitled to tho blue ribbon. The avorago Texas landlord usually manages to secure the toughest beef in the mar ket "Istheroa carpet beating establish ment next door?" asked a newly arrived guest at an Austin hotel. "Not that 1 ever heard of." "Well, then you must have a black smith's shop in the cellar. Do jou shoe horses down in tho cellar?" "Why, no, stranger, what makes von think so?" "What's all that pounding as if there was a bo'ler factory in full blast, o some coopers wero driving down the hoons on a wooden cistern. O, thst! Why that's the cook pound lng the beefsteak tot breakfast." Tctat Siftingi. THE LAST OF THE B'HOYS. Modern l'ill t Mlinpno r the Klml l H.iugli "r licneriilliiii .Julio, It is related of Thackeray that when ho was in New York he found himself un certain which way to turn one night, when he whs in the Howtiy, and. ad dressing himself to tho lirst man he met, asked: "(.'an I go to Itleecker street this way?" Accident hml thrown him bi t' way of a liowcrv h'hoy. who r ; 1 1 - i fn : manner of ids kind: 1 1. Ici'-yoii kin. sonny, if you herhave vou.v-h' Tho llowcry boy ami. in tan. i-vrv variety of the New York pnnK n twenty-live years ago, was pirlnn .-ipi'1 and in some respect inluii. able :ii com pared with the t ugh of lo-dav. The rough characters of that day did not liml It inconsistent with their dignity low oik for their living. They wen- iin iiaiiics painters, butchers, newsdealers, pi inters, hatters, verniers, and, in fact, followed any and all callings. They even ren dered themselves extra useful by work ing in tho Volunteer Fire Department a service they were nearly all vei r fond of. When they were not at work they got their high silk hats out and aired them magnificently, carrying them tilt ed on one car, often over a llannel shirt, and with their trousers tucked in high topped boots. A tough was not a tough if he did not have a high hat for evening and Sunday wear. They were tre mendous and incessant lighters, but their fists wero the weapons they pre ferred. They drank and gambled, but they did not necessarily steal, and it was not at all beneath their idea of dignity, or at all uncommon, for them to court tho pretty girls of their acquaintance, marry them, treat them wcli, and sup port them in comfort. It is astonishing how almost com pletely they have disappeared. There aro a few yet to be found in Washington Market, and there are others over in tho Ninth Ward and in tho old shipyard district, but they dress very nearly like tho men they meet every day, nnd it is only by little signs, tho wav they pro- nounco certain words, tho angle at which they wear their hats, the black silk scarfs tied in enormous bows that they cling to like death, and such trillcs, that one who used to know them by tho hundred can now pick out these few survivors. Ono of them rode over to 15ronklyn in the bridge cars yesterday. His big silk bowk not, the red stockings that wero revealed by llaring trousers and low shoes, his broken noso and old-school, smooth-shaven, typical Howcry boy face betrayed him. Even the old famil iar impudent curl of his upper lip re mained with him, and when he spoke to a stranger ho first looked him over and then called him ether "cully" or "boss," according as tho person's ap pearance impressed him. Ho was two thirds tipsy. A now broadcloth suit and a massive chain and linger ring showed him to bo prosperous. His wife, a substantial, jolly looking woman, walked by his side with a littlo girl of ten or eleven years beside her. Her dress caught in a projection from a valise on tho car floor and slie had to stop and free herself. The owner of the valise apologized, and assisted her in disengaging her dress. I?v the timo tho old-fashioned touch missed his wife from his side slio was about ready to move on after him. Ho saw that something unusual had detain ed her, and, mistaking the cause, put himself in readiness for a light. It was amusing to watch him. Ilo first showed astonishing solicitude for his wife's comfort, got her seated, saw the little girl comfor table by her side, and then sat on the extreme edge of an adjoining seat, ami adjusted his hat so nearly on ono side of his head that it seemed a marvel that it did not fall oil'. His eyes Hashed, his upper lip curled, and liii glanced at the man with the va lise. "Will I chaw him up, Gussie?" ho whispered to his wife. "Who, Tom? What's tho matter?" the woman asked in Homo alarm. "Who? Why, dergalloot what stop ped yer. Givo us the right of it, Gussie, an' then I'll let tho sawdust out of him. What ddhedo?" lietween his sentences ho glared most fiercely at the man with the valise, who was reading a paper, and was calmly unconscious of the lighting man's exist ence. "Why, he's all right," said the wife in a sliil lower tone than he had used, "he acted very gentlemanly" and then she explained what had happened. Gradually the old rowdy' face bright ened up, and a smile took the place of the frown, lie arose and went unstead ily over to the man with tho valise, arid attracted his attention by giving him a whack between the shoulders that seemed hard enough to loosen his teeth. "You've just had a narry escape," said the old-fashioned tough, laughing hoarsely "a narrv 'scape, bergosh. A minute more and I'd a took you up and broke you over my knee. I thought you done something rude to my old woman, b'g , but ver didn't dono sieh a thing, did you? No, indeed, you didn't. And yer wouldn't, would yer? 'Cause I'd chaw a man up for less'n that I would, b'gosh!" After entreating the man to step right oil' and have a drink, nnd being politely refused, there being nothing drinkable except the F.ast Kiver for whoever should step oil', tho old-fashioned tough went back to his wife ai d insisted upon kissing her to celebrate the escape of the mun with tho valise. She was quite oll'cnded, or rather pre tended to be, and called him an old fool. "Sit down, Tom," said she, "and quiet yourself. Your lighting days aro over now." "Well," said the ancient rowdy, with the smile of a thoroughly good-natured man, "I kin kiss the kid, she can't help herself. Your kissin1 days is over any how, Gussic, and the kid's just begin ning." Tho little girl ran to hint when ho beckoned to her. snd eagerly climbed upon his knee. It was evident that the pugnacious old chap was a kiudlf man at home. X. Y. Sun. The Karen Baptist Theological Seminary, at Rangoon, Burruah, held its fortieth anniversary recently. Four addresses wero niado by members of the graduating class. HIDDEN INCA TREASURES. Tim I'JXirU Tint Have Keen M l l li.-ln -til ii l,lt Throe Citnlurli-i to l.orutr 'I hon. Tho Spaniards under l'izarro lurid d lir.-t on tho Isl md of Tuna, at the mou h of tho harbor of Gua;.a piil, and after ward upon the ma'n coast at Tu iibe in Peru, a few in 'Km s mtlr.va -d. II ms they found tint tho Iiiea, f ir tiic first time in the history of that remarkable race, werj at war. Iliiayna Capae, tin; greatest of the Ineas, undo u to his capital, and there lived in a splcndo unsurpassed in aneien' or modern l i.i" . At his death ho divided his kingiio t into two parts, giving to Atah i !ln the northern half, and to Huscar w a is now liolivia and the southern part o Peru. The two brothers went to war mid while they were engaged in it Pi 7iiiTO came. Everybi dy w ho has read Preseott's fascinat ng volumes knows what followed. With the a d of the Spaniards, Atahuallpa c mipiercd his brother and then the Span aids con quered him. When he lay a prisoner in the hands of tho guests ho offered to fill his prison with gold if they would release him. They agreed, and his willing subjects brought the treasure, but the greedy Spaniards, always treacherous, demanded more, and Ata huallpa sent for it. Runners wore hur ried all over the country, and the sim ple, unselfish people surrendered all their wealth to savo their King. Hut Pizarro became tired of waiting for the treasure to come, and tho men in charge of it, being met by tho news that Ata huallpa had been strangled, buried the gold and silver in the mountains of Llangatiati, where tho Spaniards have been searching for it ever since. No amount of persuasion, temptation or torture could wring from tho Indians the secrets of tho buried gold. Two men of modern times aro supposed to have known its hiding place. One of them, an Indian, became mysteriously rich, and built the church of San Fran cisco in Quito. On his deatli lied he is said to have revealed to the priest who confessed him that his wealth camo from the hidden Inca treasure, but ho died without imparting tho knowledge of its location. Another man. Valverdo by name, a Spaniard, married nn Inca woman, and is supposed to have learned the secret from her, for ho sprang from abject poverty to tho summit of wealth almost in a single n:ght, "without visi ble means of support." Valverde when he died left as a iejacy to tho King of Spain a guidq to the buried treasure Hundreds of fortunes have been wasted and hundreds of lives have been lost in a vain attempt to follow Valverde's di rections. They are perfectly plain to a certain point, where tho trail ends, and can not lie followed farther because of a deep ravine, which the credulous assert has been opened since Valverdo died by an earthquake. These searches have been prosecuted by the Government as well as by private individuals, and if all tho money that has been spent hunt ing for Atahuallpa's ransom had been invested in roads and other internal im provements the country would bo much richer and tho people much moro pros perous than they are. The devotion "of tho Indians to the memory of their King who was strangled 3oO years ago is very touching. lien "tho last of the Incas" fell ho left his people in pcrpetu d mourning, and tho women wear nothing but black to-day. It is a pathetic custom for the race not to show upon their costumes the slightest hint of color. Over a short black sk'rt they wear a sort of mantle, which resembles in its appear ance as well as in its use the "nianta" that is worn bv the ladies of Peru, and tho "mantilla" of Spain. It is drawn over their foreheads and across the chin and pinned between the shoulders. This sombre costume fives them a nun like appearance, which is heightened by the stoalthy, silent way in which they dart through the streets. The cloth is woven on their own native looms of the wool of the Mama and the vicufl'as, and is a soft, line texture. While tho Indians have accepted tho Catholic religion, li.lO years of .submis sion has trot entirely divorced them from tho ancient rites they praet'eed under their original civilization. Sev eral times a year they have feasts or celebrations to commemorate some event in the Inca history, nnd like the Aztecs in Mexico, they still cling to a hope that future ages may restore the dynasty under which their fathers lived and . destroy the hated Spaniards. (,'mio Cor. Hoston Jlcrald. Cast-OfT Foot-Gear. Hundreds of men, women and even boys, in New York, are engaged in tho "business" of collecting old boots and and shoes, which they take to tho wall paper factories, where they receive from live to fifteen cents per pair. Calf skin boots bring the best price, while cow hide ones aro not taken at any figure. These boots and shoes aro first soaked in several waters to get tho dirt oil', and then the nails and threads aro removed ami the leather is ground up into a line pulp. Then it is pressed upon a ground of heavy paper, w hich is to bo used in tho manufacture of "embossed leather." Fashionable peo ple think they arc going away back to medieval tinies when they have the walls of their libraries and dining rooms covered with this, and remain in bli-sfnl ignorance that the shoes and boots which their neighbors threw into the ash-barrel a month before now adorn their walls and hang on the screens which protect their eves from the lire. Carriage-top makers and book-b nders also buy old boots and shoes, the former to make leather-tops for carriages and tho latter leather liind ngs for tho cheacer grades of books. The new style of leather fianu s with leather mats in them are entirely made of tho cast-oil' covering of our fict. Mica Jit raid. Judge Laporte. of Huntington. Pa is of the same stuff tho ancients found in their heroes. His son, accused of murdering a friend, tied to his father for refuge, and there confessed to the killing. The old Judge told tho boy he had sworn to obey the constitution and enforce the law, and taking him in his buggy to the county seat delivered him I over to justice. l'hiladtlphia rrttt. HE MADE A MISTAKE. Ill-tier Hit Iinpneil on lijr Fi-nuil- Tin Do III! Illllll-at I'OI-KIIII HII 1 1'.) ,i Hi- . "Yes, ho may lo a fraud-pnbaUv is one," replied "the man under the white plug hat as lie replaced Ii s c. nnge, "I lit I made a ruistako on the wioiig side of tho ledger once and I don't want to girt caught that way again." "How was It?" "Well, I'm neither a Christian nor a ph'lanthropist Fact is, I'm a pretty hard-hearted man on the average, but I ued to bo a little worse than 1 iuu now. One evening, five or six years ago, right in front of this very store, a boy about twelve years of ago hit mo for a dime. He had tears in his eyes, a drawl to his voice, and I spotted him at once for an impostor. He went on to say that his fattier was sick and unable to work, and that he himself had been down with a fever and had no strength lo look for a job, and I laughed in derision and told him to clear out or I'd give him in charge." "It's an old dodge," observed the man who was smoking a corn-cob pipe. "Exactly, but it may not always be a dodge. I had a pocket lull of silver, and I was too ornery mean to hand over a dime. Suppose the boy was lying? Suppose he wanted the money for him self? How contemptible in me to be grudge that trifling sura to a littlo chap who was certainly all skin and bone and evidently needed a square meal." "But it would have been encouraging vice," said the man with tho check shirt front "Bosh! There are men In this city who are looked upon as shining exam ples, who cheat and swindle tho people out of a thousand dollars where vice gets a shilling. This little incident I have been relating went out of my mind in an hour, but next day, as I was looking over an old tenement with the owner, who wanted me to figure on re pairs, who should I come across but the boy of tho night before. Ho was in bed and raving with fever. In bed? Well, he was tossing around on a heap of rags. In the same room was the moth er, trying to cam a few cents at the wash-tub, but not having the strength to work for more than live minutes at a time. Also, the father just alive with consumption, and occupying a bed no better than the boy's." "Same boy, eh?" queried tho corn-cob-pipo man, as tho hard lines in his face began to melt. "The very same. There was a quaver in his voice no one could forget in a day. Ho was raving away of this or that, but tho father was quiet and inclined to be checriiil. As I sat down beside hint for a moment after leaving a $j bill In his skeleton hand, he said: "God bless you for a good man! When littlo Ben started out last night we hadn't either light, fuel or food in tho bouse. He met some kind-hearted man who gave him a dollar. It might have been you. But for that money God knows how we must have suffered." "Might have been mo! When I re membered how I had repulsed that boy the thought stabbed mo like a knife! I was trying to say something to cheer the dying man, when that fever-stricken lad sprang up, evidently recognizing my voice, and cried out: " 'Please, mister, don't have mo ar rested! Don't let 'em lock mo up! I'm telling the truth 1 aiu't lying!' "He came right over and got hold of me, and I tell you if ever a man was broken down itwasthisverv individual. I left twenty-live dollars there when I went away,' and 1 sent a doctor around, but insido of a week father anil son were dead. One died blessing me, and the last words of the other were an en treaty to nie not to call him a fraud and have'hini locked up. That's why my hand goes down for tho chink when man or boy strikes me for change. I'd rather give a thousand dollars to frauds than to have another honest boy die with my refusal grinding into his soul." Detroit Free 1'nss. HINDOO LAW. A Itrmarknlile Dcrlnlon hy nn Ihillan Mug. inl rut. A judgment was recently delivered iu the high court of Bombay, after a trial of fourteen days, which deserves more than local notoriety. The 'limes of India says it is "the most important caso that has'.been tried in Western India for many years." The cl lim was by the son of' a Hindoo millionaire, Sir Munguldass Nuthoobhoy, and he de manded from his father a partition of all the family properly and an equal share. The father refused the partit on and the son appealed to the high court. The .Judge who tried the case, Mr. justice Scott, follow ing decisions of the Privy Council, ruled that a son who was a member of a Hindoo joint family bad an equal right with the father and nn equal share in the family property, and could claim partition against the father's will at any time after majority. The Judge pointed out that such a claim was reprobated as immoral by the an cient writers, but still admitted as just bv the highest authority in Bombay. This seems an astonishing decision to European minds. Imt the authorities cited by tho learned Judge show its ab solute legality in Hindoo law. At the same time it has struck consternation through the wealthy families of West ern India. The rule, no doubt, is a sur vival of the primitive idea that tho family is an aggregate or collective unit, of which all members have an equal interest in the common property. As the learned Judge pointed out, tho current of authority tends to overthrow parental authority and to effect a pain ful revoluton in the family system throughout Western India. It was also decided in the case that property that was not family or ancestral property, but self-acquired, could be devised by will by a father to his son. and that the property retained its self-acquired char acter iu tho hands of tho son. This will considerably diminish the danger that might arise from an unrestrained exercise of the right now fully declared. The giso has been for a long time the subject of much d scussion and great anxiety in all native circles, and, al though experts in Hindoo law agree in the strict legality of the decision, there is a general opinion that tho altered conditions of Hindoo society render leg islation necessary on tho subject, in spite of the extended effect now given to the exercise of the testamentary Dower. London Timet. TALL Liu Lu. - An rIrrf Oplnl-m I'he.n on tlio Score r luMitlioi ii-ss, l'A: As our re uler-hnow. a b'll was In tn due d til's v.i it.-r into tut; New York Leg' Kloro p o-.i ! nr that tho l.o'ght of biih.lings ai the d . elling-housu quarti r of the city oi N. w York thould bo ro itiietcdto a ceit.ui limit, which was, is a maximum, set at eighty feet from the sidew.ilk. Tho objict of tho bill was of cour o t prevent tho cdc t on of tiie great apartment houses w i eh tower in t-oiue. ca;cr two hun dnd feet above tho pavement, and tin qi e t oiiably shade tho streets and homes north of t em, and i educe, by comparison, ihe npparcut sle of the ne'ghbor.ng buildings. Whether this dwarfing effect woul 1 be appicciablo iu the selling price of the property next to sue.) strurturcs is nloro than ilouKful, and the ieal grievance seems to be cont.nc.l to tie shadow cast by them, and as this seems to have becu considered an in-ulti' -lent basis for i-o arbitrary a rest ict ou as the one pro posed, the advocates of the bill have rec nt'y uiid 'it iken to fortify their po sition by the very doubtful device o.j attacking the apartment hou-e them selves, and have produced evidence, in tho siiap r of opinions by certain phy sicians, to show that the inhabitants of such buddings aro liable to zy motic disca cs trom the probable open ing of ti e jo nts of the drain-pipes in them, as well as to contagious dis orders from tho difficulty of isolating patients attacked with such maladies in them. As might have been expect ed, this a tempt has brought out an overwhelming amount of re butting testimony. Several of the lest physicians iii the city join in com mending the .substitution of elevators for .stairs, which forms one of their principal charac'.i ristics, and it is easily proved that, however such luildings may shade the streets below them, those who live in them enjoy a greater a ilk ri ut of air and sunshine than the dweller in the average city house. To say nothing of the advantage of bciug raised above the surrounding buildings, the planning of the best iipiirtment houscs always secures outside light and air for the bath-rooms and hallways, which in most citv houses are dark and unvciitilated, while the interior space between the front and rear chambers, which in houses is usually given up to a mass of unvciitilated closets, clipboards, bath-rooms, wash-basins, and slop sinks, anil soon becomes the permanent abode of the insects and ctlluvia which aro supposed to be indispensable to a city dwelling, is practically unknowu in tiie first-class apartment bouse, where economy of room, as well as better principles of planning, demand a dis tribution of these adjuncts lo domestic life which greatly fac l.tates their main tenance in wholesome condition. Whether infectious diseases are likely to spread more rapidly in an upurt-ment-housc than iu a block of houses we will not venture to say, but in the lire-proof buildings, which should alono; bt) constructed for the purpose there is littlo probability of contagion being communicated through tho walls or lloors, and the risk that any person leaving the patient's room will convoy tho infection to others by contact in tho elevators and halls is no greater than that w hich every one encounters in rid ing iu a public conveyance American Architect. THREE COURSES. How it I'rniillr.ss but I'l-rrnrlniu Customer Vorkii llii t'rrn KHcket. The hands on the illuminated clock face in the Jcil'er on Market tower we;t both pointing directly to the zenith. Below, on Sixth avenue, a policeman woke up, came out of a shadowy door way and majestically swung his club as ho thought of the appio.iching midnight relief. The lighted windows of a small restaurant illuminated his manly form and a sign of "Little neck clams, twen ty cents." The sign caught the foxy orbs. of a hungry-looking pascr-by. lie stopped delved both hands down into the va cancy of his pockets and tried to rattle up nothing. No use; they were emp tier than his stomach, and that was as vacant as an elephant's cxprcssh-n. Ho peered through the steamy windows and "sized up" the people inside. Tho proprietor was dozing in his chair be hind the cash-stand. A big, fat, greasy look ng waiter and a cadaverous, little thin one wero lounging aboit with soiled aprons. An individual, with a Derby bat no bigger than a tablespoon, was struggling with a cup of coli'ce at a corner table. The outsider winked to himself and went in. He seemed very sleepy when he stag gered into a seat at a tabic and said: 'Clam chowder." The wa ter bad to awake him when he brought it. Ap parently, unconscious of what he was doing he devoured part of it, then sud denly cunie to and seemed to be very much surprised. "W hy why this ain't an oyster stew. Bring mo a slew; I don't want this.'.' Ti e waiter thought that pos bly ho had misunderstood tin order, and so prmnpiy obeyed. When the stew camo the customer was asleep again, and ngiriilcgan iis consumption witli an air of abstraeiion. t 1 e broken oil w.tlr an exclamation of d'sgiist "What do you mean by trying to fool me like this? Do you think I am a chump? Don't you 'spo-e I know oysters.? That's w hat you brought in and I never eat 'cm." "That's what you ordered, s'r " "You lie: I didn't. Take 'cm away. I ordered bacon and eggs." The waiter demurred and wanted to argue the subject. I ut the customer be came so noisy that ho yielded. When the til rd dish';ir.ived th'esan c perform ance was gone through with agan. Alt r the customer had made thought less headway into it he d seovetvd what lie w s citing and fairly raved. "Well, of all the ste iks. this lavs over the deck. ' i'ain'l lio s'eak. You're the biggest flat I ever struck. a.i't you hear anything str light? 1 won't stay here and be to ded with." The waiter cxrostiila'ed hut the cus omer went, ami as he go! outs do mur n ired soiiu't iing about it's "being a i-i v good meal f r o thing.'' A. )'. .va.U wi?rD-vo:cE3. All tho Year Bound. rile btgh tho lo-8, aud draw the curtains round, I will not heed what matter that the wind Howls round the' huuso, nud shakes th window-blind? I know 'tis untiling save the wintry sound, That speaks of Autumn's death; Beneath its an'iy breath The leaves lio sluiu upon the trodden ground. Suppose we cannot keep it out? suppose Those are real voices in that angry roar That surges round the house) Suppose, once more, The dead thus speak the words; the calm repDse Of just-relinquished life, Of rest from jujt-fouglit strife, Had siluneed. aud 'twas thus the dead arose! Ghoits! ghosts! Ob, wailing wintry wind, bo stib I Yet pity seizes me. I see again Those whom I loved. Once more the anguished pain Strikes to my soul, and tears mine eyelids till. Why should we shrink with fear, E'en though the dead are near Ah me! bow shrieks the wind wild, wild, and shrill 1 Ghosts are abroad on the uncanny night; I cannot shut them out, e'en if I would. Perchance they have a message, dear and good, Radiant, I pray, from Heaven's own crystal light. Come in awhile to me, lie ns you used to be, And make mine empty house-place filled and bright. Oh, wild, triumphant scream I There are no ghosts, Save of the wicked In the angry cries That rend my heart and till my tii ol eyes. Those whom I love join not these vagrant hosts, But lie too fast asleep, In slumber dead and deep, To walk abroad, screaming such empty boosts. God I silence me the storm, and let me rest, Just where my love 1 ones Bleepout in the wind That is so full of sorrow, deaf and blind. They hear and sue me not; in death's dark breust A fearsome problem lies, Nor earth, nor sea, nor skies, Know as he knows, that He, not life, is rest WILLIAM E. GLADSTONE. fiii','land's great premier at tho age of 73 is without doubt a marvol, nud may prove a puzxle to posterity. Vim cannot rcaliza the Liceral chief, or form a picture of the man, solely through a study of bis interminable speeches, books, pamphlets, loiters and post cards. You mustsee him in the flesh. There, in oflic?, sits the First Lord of the Treasury ami leadT of the House of Commons, stretched out with his legs straight beforo him nnd his to.-s turned up to the glass cellin. His hands lie listlessly crosses i.ver his hip. His hea l droops over his right shoulder. His face is pallid. Tho corifcrs of his mouth droop as if in pain. His seant gray hair clings like a fringe of floss about tho base of his great skull. His eyes are closed. The powerful features, touched i'h a tingo il sweetness nu t overworn with half u century of politics, mutely 'mender pity. His ill lilting clothes hang loosely about his tiyure, always lighte an I active in motion. So, seem ing as it flaccid from want of sleep, he lies in wait. Then tho lax figure siU bolt upright, chin iu the air, and hands clasping his knees. All traces of fatigue pass away as the eves, large and luminous, keen and gray, rest wlt.li unger upon the enemy. Tho nostrils dilate, tho lips still close work ira paticn'ly, the body leans forward. In a moment Mr. Gladstone is upon his feet, and us his Into antagonist said of him, "inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity," he oxns the floodgates of his oratory, and deluges the Commons with supcrbeloquenca Tho timbre of his voice is delightful, gliding, mellow, dropping to the soft s.iund of wind stirre 1 r eds by ihe river, rising to tho full volume of the storm ut sea. In tho heat and passion of debate Mi", (ttadstone does not re spect persons, but rends friends and foes ali.'J. In his eyes ii is a sin to differ from lis opinion, even thou;h his enemies thoughts were his ow n of tho previous day, and when from time to time 1 .0 great leader changos his mind ho docs so from honest cnuvictiou, mixed with an appetite for npp'.ause, and then ho sees his old friends iu tlio light of a company of blind fools. Couiinuiitlcr-lii-CIiIrr of the Grand Army of the Kcpubllc. JOnX 8. KOUNTZ. The now commander-in-chief of tho Grand Army of tho llepublic, entered the army in his sixtwuth year sja drummer boy in tha Thirty -seventh Ohio. He distinguished him self by his courage in exchanging his drum for a musket when the ratter was most needed. During the assault on Briggs' line at Mission HiJge the drum corps w as ordered to the rear, but young Kountz took np a musket, advanced with bis regiment, and was shot while in the front line of battle, bis wound necessitated the amputation of bis leg. On bis return to Toledo, 0 drum mer Kountz was given a place in the county treasurer's office. He has filled faithfully many civil positions u well as posts of honor in the G. A. R. since. M " tW J 0