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e : TICTOIUA ADELAIDE, Imperial Princess of Germany aid Crown Princess of Prussia, is the oldest daughter of Queen Vietoria, lx-ing born Noveinlier 21, 1840. Rlie married the Crown Prince Freder ick William of Prussia on January ill, isj8. She bos seven children, the oldest bom Jiinu ary 27, Will, and the youngest born April '!, 1ST2. Uriemai nupuriimion. Philadelphia Cull. Two young ladies were gazing at the white elephant as it stood enthroned in all its sacred splendor and surrounded by the mystic em blems of its holy character and the adoring priests who were kneeling devoutly on every side. "How curious it is," remarked one, "that any race of eople should be so deluded as to worship an elephant" "It is indeed," replied the other, sadly. 'When I look uion this worshiping throng of Ignorant, superstitious creatures and realize how earnest and sincere they are, I cannot but feel that there should be no rest until the missionary message is borne to the last one of these benighted heathens." " True," asserted the first shaker; " it is a grand and a solemn duty " Just at this juncture the animal flicked his tail and struck one of the Buddhist priests in the mouth. ' Howly Moses !" he exclaimed, interrupt ing his devotions, " ye huthen baste " and then the young ladies strolled on to the mon keys' cage. JTIary Anderson a a Swordnuoinaii. St. Louis Post-IisaU h. There is one accomplishment of Mary Anderson that I believe oven her English admirers, who have found more virtue and charms in her than is usually allotted to three or four paragons of womankind have not discovered. She is an expert in the use of the broadsword and boxing ploves. According to a near relative ot thedritlin family it was Dr. Hamilton Grillin's pleasure in his hours of relaxation to teach his ward such manly sports, and it is asserted that in time his pupil became too much for the burly doctor, anil in the heat and frenzy of muscular exertion she would heat him into a corner, when he would have to be rescued from imminent peril by the in'erposition of Mrs. Oritlin. It is said that in just a little practice bout between them they would be surrounded by a blae of sparks l'rdm the l.'shini,' swords, and the actress was so fond of the rough play that during her whole girl hood it was impossible to keep a breakable ornament in the house. A Phynlrlan, Port and Novelist. OI.1VKK WEXDKI.L HOI.MFS. The choriH of affectionate greetings which Dr. Holmes received recently, on the occa sion of his soventy-filth birthday, proves that he has admirers wherever the Kngl sh language is spoken. A native of Cambridge, Mass., lie graduated at Harvard, studied law, but forsook it for the study of medi cine, and before practicing niado a tour of the principal hospitals of Europe. Ho has since won distinction for himself by re searches and contributions to medical liter ature. In 1S57 he was appointed professor of anatomy and physiology at Harvard His world-wide fame is due to his writings, which include "The Autocrat of the Break fast Table," "The Professor at the Break fast Table," "Elsie Vennar," "Songs in Many Keys." "Soundings from tho Atlnntio," "Mechanism in Thought and Morals," etc. May he long be spared to enjoy tho fruits of a well-earned fame. Learning ill Trade. Philadelphia Call. City editor "See here, you told ma you had had eiperience as a reporter." New man "Ye." "Then how does it hnpiien t!iat you u-e such unjournalistic language as this: 'TIi.j Hon. William Blank next address .d the meeting T " " Isn't that all right f" "All right! It's all wrong! One would think the mx-ting was in favor of our own ticket! Why, sir, it's an opposition meet ing!" "I can't see what difference that makes. How should I write it f " 'Bill Blank next harangued the crowd!"' (.llhooly Take Adtanlnge of the Ille. Texas Sifting. "I wants you to bay mo pack dc t two dol lars I loaned you last spring. Voncy is worth twice as much now as i' vas den," said Moses Schaumburg to Gilhooly. "Is that so?' inquired Uilhooly, positively. "Is it really worth twice as much now as it was when I got thnt two dollars." "Shertainly it was." "Well, then, hero is one dollar. That mak s us even, 1 believe." Burglar-I'rool. Nervous Boston ladies, left without male protectors in the house at ni.;'ht. make themselves secure by sprinkling the stairs with tacks. Cleveland Voice: The first requircmcDj for clear w riting, is clear thinking. A MARRIAGE. Mary Ainge De Verj. They stood together, he and she, As tcudttrly as lovers amy Who know the breaking dawn will be Their wedding day. His flashing eyes told half his bliss; Hat here seemed full of silent prayer, As if a mightier voice than his Had uuuied her there. Behind the altar and the ring, Behind thw brimming cup love holds, Her timid soul sought, wondering, The future's folds; Ilii eyes were sweet; she looked beyond Through waiting years of sun and rain, His clasp was dear; she felt the bond That might he pain I Yet he all gladness, she half fear, liave kiss.n only of delight. Love touched and brought them close and near That happy night Long afterward he waked to doubt But she, with care-worn matron grace, Shut patience in and passion out, Aud held her place. And never thought, nor word went wild Content if only she could see Her features in tiie sleeping child Across her knee. Her doubt had end where it begun; !She smiled, nor knew the bitter cost At which his prison calm was worn His freedom lost! NEW OLD SONGS. How Old Melodic Are Worked Over 111 New liulse. St. Louis Globe-Democrat A writer in a recent musical publication complains that America has no national music, no songs to bring tears to the eyes under circumstances like those when the Scottish bag-pipes played "The Campbells are Coming" and "Auld Lang Syne" at the relief of Lucknow. He is right All the popular music of to-day finds its origin in the airs of the olden times. "Yankee Doodle" is an old English version of "Chevy Chase." "The Star Spangled Banner" is not original. "America" is "God Save the King" worked over. "Hail Columbia" is not an American product "Jock o' Hazledean" has been metamorphosed into "Willie, We have missed You," and "John Anderson, my Jo" into "When Johnny Conies Marching Home." The comic song "Kafoozleum" is a reproduction of the Scotch air "We Will Take the Highway," and "My Love is Like the Red, lied Rose," is also of Scotch origin. Of the latest so-called craze songs there is not one that does not find its nativity in some previously jnipulnr effort A bar or two of one melody is made to serve as the thymine of auotber, or by changing the time a whole air may be appropriated. Often the success is a dead steal, with little, if any, effort at dis guising its identity. Take tho "Mulligan Guards," one of the most successful songs of its day; it is as clean an appropriation of Lingard's "I'm Captain Jeuks of the Horse Marines" as could possibly have been made. Of the other songs of Ed. Harrigan, who has mado a fortune out of Dave Braham's acknowledged ability as an adapter, there is "My Johanna," which is built upon the melody of "The Last Rose of Summer." Of these adaptations many thousands of copies are sold by the publishers; Any song Harrigan writes, even though it be only of a local character, is sure of a sale of at least 25,000 copies. But ho is only one of the few fortunate Bong-writers. Pond would not give 50 for the "Mulligan Guards" when liar rigan offered it to him. Now the author would not take twenty times that amount for an effort W. J. Seanlan, tho Irish comedian, is another successful song-writer. In the fifteon years be has been churning out popular melodies ho has made at least $35,000 out of it. So he says himself. There are hundreds of men in the United States ready ' at a moment's notice to take hold of the crank aud grind out a tuuo for anybody or anything. They do their work with order and despatch. Give them the words and they will lit a melody to it as a tailor fits a coat to a customer. They have the best kinil of material at hand in the old, old songs. Their process is simply that of adapting; they are pirates in the fullest sense of the words. There is "Brightest Eyes," a self-vonferaed production of "After tho 0iera is Over." Who would imagine that "Wait Till the Clouds Roll By" was the same melody as "The Blue Bells of Scotland I" It is; and Welch's famous and very popular song, heard in every part of tue country, "Meet Her When the Sun Goes Down," is not remotely related to "He Called Me Sweet aud Tender Names." Wauled to Give Him tlio Hunk, I Chicago News. "Mr. Cashier, the stockholder have delegated me to sav they wish to give you the bank, and would like to know whether you want the ccrlilicatcs transferred toyoo or to vour wife. " "W'hat! Give me the bank?" "Yes, you huve been with us a long time, mid " "Hut sir " "Now, don't say a word. We know vou fed a natural modesty about accept ing so great a gift, but, my dear sir, wc have learned to like you very much, and " "Hut how the deuce can 1 support my family?" Ddllor and Joker. Puck. "Walk right in," said the editor, who wanted to get tho gosling-haired man in range. The man walked in as requested. "I want to give you a joke." "All right; what is it!" "It is this: You must first say something about a man who cared for nothing outside of horses." 'Yes." "And then say that to him life was but a span meaning, you know, a spun of horses, and then" But the gosling-haired man jumiied for the stairway, and left behind him a ripple of fiendish laughter that haunted the building for the rest of the day. "Boiler Empty and Engineor Kull," Is tne way The New York World tells the whole story of an explosion disaster in a singld line. The best ano lyne in all nature is moder ate, steady and continuous exercise in the open air. The world is round: geography In childhood teaches that, Then leaves us to find out ourselves How much of it is flat Hal Porte. NO MYdTb5 ABOUT IT. There arc no mysteries or secrets aliout the compounding of ISrown's Iron Hitters. The preparation of Iron is the only one that can be taken without injuring the teeth or stomach. It gives vigor to the feeble, life to the debilitated, and health to the dyspeptic. You need not far to (rive it to the most delirate child. Mrs. Emma Williams, of Starkweather, Miss., says, "It relieved my daughter of dys pepsia and myself of general debility." A PHYSICIAN'S ESTIMATE. Dr. John W. Williamson, Danville. V has been using Compound Oxygen in his own case and in a number of rases which he wax not able to cure under ordinary medical treatment lie says: "It is certainly (lit mo.it valuable anil reliable treatment I know in all chronic disease. It cures diseases of different types from those for which it Is proscrilied, as In my own case. For twenty-five years I had suffered with hemorrhoids, which had resisted all treatment, and I never expected to be relieved, but to my surprise. after I was cured of my bronchial and lung trouble by the use of Compound Oxy gen for three weeks, I found myself entirely relieved of piles, and they have not returned. Humanity is under inesti mable obligations to you for the introduc tion of a treatment so valuable to cure them." A "Treatise on Compound Oxygen," containing a history of the discovery aid mode of action of this remarkable cura tive agent, aud a large record of surprising cures in Consumption. Catarrh, Neuralgia, Bronchitis. Asthma, etc., and a wide range of chronic diseases, sent free. Address Drs. Stakkky & I'ai.kn, HOD and 1111 Girard street Philadelphia. Orders for the Compound Oxvgen Home Treatment w ill be filled by II. E. Mathews, ti.'l Powell street, between Hush and Pine streets. San Francisco. IHxmaiillliiK lliei.uu. Springfield Republican. About 120 old style muzzle-loading 58 caliber Springfield ritlcs are uow disman tled at the armorv daily, ami such parts as tit the new breech loading model are re used. The guns thus taken to pieces are part of the flmi.iHKI old style rilles made at the armory during the war aud stored there unused after luil'i. The dismantling' begun in lfUN, when it was found that the whole gun could lie sold in the market for only $1.50, w hile thciiiirts which could be uscil in the new model, together with the sale of the remainder as scrap-iron or to shot pun makers, would net the government ubout $1. The parts wild are mainly the stock and barrel and scrap material, and most of these parts goes to manufacturers of cheap shotguns. The 4Whitncy com pany, of New Haven, mid the Remington company, of llion, N. Y., are large buy ers. The 50-calilKT ritles, which were first made in Mill, of which only 50,000 were manufactured, were never stored, but went at once into active service, and have been mainly worn out in it. There are now stored at the armory about 50,000 of the 5S caliber model, and 158,000 disman tled barrels und 128,000 stocks. About 50,000 "cleaned and repaired" 58-model ritles arc also stored, but will not lie dis mantled, as they are mainly contract guns and have seen such rough service in the field as to make it inadvisable to use their parts in new ritlcs. Paper Doors. Chicago Times " Feel the weight of that door, " said a New York builder to u reporter, who was looking nt an unfmUicd apartment-house up town. The reporter prepared to lift what seemed a polished mahogany door, but it proved too light for any wood. "It is made of paper, "' said the builder, "and while it costs aliout the same as wood, is much belter, because there is no shrink ing, swelling, cracking or warping. It is composed of two thick paper boards, stamped and molded into panels and glued togithcrwith glue and potash, and then rolled through heavy rollers. It is first covered with a waterproof coating, and is painted and Mirnislu'd and hung m the or dinary way. Few persons can delect that they are not made of wood, particularly when used as sliding doors. " A Pictorial Introduction. Daily Graphic, Carl Sehurz recently chattod entertain ingly thus: "I was walking up Broadway when I saw a good looking, massively built man coming toward me. I knew who it was at onco, though I had never been in his actual presence before. I could not help smiling at the excellence of this gentleman's likeness, as portrayed by the caricaturists. But evidently he recognized ma from the many amusing pictures which huve been drawn of me, for his faco was, lik- mine, on tlio full grin. We knew each other ut once. We hud been pictorially introduced. We both laughed, simultaneously touched our huts, and passed." The other man was John K.-lly. Some ingenious soul finds that the dis colored brown spots on tobacco leaves are caused by showers. The big drops left act us lenses when the sun comes out, and con centrate heat enough to burn the leaves. Hurdctte: When a sleeping Christian breathes, Le breathes through his nose alone. S. L. Phelps, ex-Minister to Peru, died at Lima wheu about to embark for home. IUFE IN THE FABIS B EWERS, In possible, for a short time to the robust, but the majority of refined persons would prefer immediate death to existence In their reeking atmosphere. How much lore revolting to be in one's self a living sett er. Hut this is actually the case with those in whom the inactivity of the liver drives the refuse matter of the body to escape through the lungs, breath, the pores, kidney and bladder. It is astonish ing that life remains in such a dwelling. Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery " restores normal purity to the system and renews the whole being. An explosion In a powder-mill at Lucca, Italy, caused a heavy loss of life. CATARRH A New Treatment has been dis covered whereby a permanent cure is ellected in from one to three applications. Particulars and treatise free on receipt of stamp. A. H. lllXON k Son, 305 King fcL west Toronto, Canada. for ConghM, Cold, and Throat !! ordem.use "Ilrown's llronchial Troches," having proved their efficacy by a test of many years. Hold only in boxes. Try Germea for breakfast "I owe my (Restoration lo Health and Bcauly lo Vie CUTICURA W REMEDIES." T'Jmmill of 4 Boa tun Jul;. DISKIGl'I'.IN'fi Humors, Humiliating Erup tions, IteliiiiK 'tortures, hemfula. fult I'.hetim. and lnfuntile Humors cured by Hie t'l'TICl HA ItKMKIilKS. Til l ka IIimii.vknt, tli new MikhI ptirlniT, climiart tho MmM and miimtinn i f liuiiuritiea and iii'm rl-in-ntn. and lhu reuiuve the Al .K 'i Tl' cka, the kti-iU hlun Cure, IrmUutly allnri lu hiny i, I inli.niiation, clrsn tli- riln mil rkli, iienlii I lci-rn anil huri-H, mi'l ri-nU'lt lli Miiir. I TU i ka SoAr.au ei'iuwio- Kkln lleaulifli-r anil Toilet K-Uilt, ip-rrl from I'l lli I m. i imlil-ii-l,le In tti-mtlnrf Skin li-r, Hal lluluorn, rlkia JllMuUhra, 'hain-l ami (Illy HklD ClTli I ka KimiilH ar aloltitlr purr, anil tl.e only Infallililr Wood PiinHim anil rlkui llrautilli-ra (Mil rtcryttbro. Iriw. 'uticura. 'M ot-nU: ooap, SS cx-nta: K-ili-nt. It 00. I'unin Dkiu asu t'lita l AL Co., boarox. Q The Canadian fisheries treaty has been extended for another year, " Her face so fair, as Heidi it seemed not, , Hill lieuveiily port rail uf tirixlil migrl's hue, Clear us the W , u i! limit a lilnine or blot. Through KiHiilly uilMnreof ciiiiiili liiiisdue, And in liereliei'ksthe ernieil red did allow. ' This Is the poet's description of a woman whose physical system was In a perfectly sound and healthy atate, with every func tion acting properly, and is the enviable condition of its fair patrons produced bv Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription.1' Any druggist. There are 35,000 deaf mutes in the United Slates. When lUby was sick, we gave her CARTORIA, When she tu a Child, alio cried fur C ASTOKI A, Whi'U alioboenmo ItlnA, iitio i lung to OASTtflU A, Wheu ah Lad I'luklruu, she gave tlioui CASX01UA Honner will send Maud S. to Cleve to speed her. land THE0W AWAY TRUSSES And employ the radical, new method, guaranteed to permanently cure the worst cases of rupture. Send two letter stamps for references, pamphlet and terms. World's Dispensary Medical Association, OOJ Main street, llullalo, X. Y. Vessels arriving at Quebec still report having encountered innumerable icebergs, BROWN'S IRON BITTERS WILL CURE HEADACHE INDIGESTION BILIOUSNESS DYSPEPSIA NERVOUS PROSTRATION MALARIA CHILLS and FEVERS TIRED FEELING GENERAL DEBILITY PAIN in the BACK & SIDES IMPURE BLOOD . CONSTIPATION FEMALE INFIRMITIES RHEUMATISM NEURALGIA KIDNEY AND LIVER TROUBLES FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS The Genuine ha Trade Mark and crowed Red Lines on wrapper. TAKE NO OTHER. SNKLIk HKITSHU k WOODAUD. Wholesale Agents, Portland, Or. t Dtps PILLS flMkttttUMjMftaUkiBlalflMHUMf "THE OLD RELIABLE." 25 YEARS IN USE. The Greatest Medical Triumph of Ota Age J Indorsed'all overtheWorld. SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. Losgofappetite, Nausea, boyels cos; tiye. Pain in the Head, with a dull sen-: Batipuln ejaapartainjnder tha phoulder blado, ful!no3 after eat Ingi with a disinclination joxertiotj of body or mlndt Irritability of temp eriXowsplrits,Los8ef memory ,with" a feeling of havingjieglooted 6ome. duty, wearlnes3. Uizzlnoss, Flutterf ingoftheHeartJpoTsbefqm Yellow Skln-Headaohe,Restlegsnes3 atnlght, highly colored "Urine. IF THESE WARNINGS ARE UNHEEDED, CISI0U3 DISEASES WILL COON SI SEYUOfSO. TUTT'8 PILLS are especially adapted to inch canes, one done elleetn such a ohango of fueling as to aetnnhiu the sufferer. They Incrrme the Appetite, and causo the boily to Take on leali, thus the sys tem Is nonrlahrd, and by their Tonlo Action on the JHeaUve Oreana, Itegu. It Htoola Bra pmilnreil. I'rlre !ti rent.. TUH'S HAIR DYE. Ghat IUm or WiiiNKrus changed to a GlobhT Dlack byaslniflo applleatlon of tills DTB. It Impart a natural color, acts InstantaneouHly. holil by DnigjiUU, or aent by express on rocolpt of I. Office. 44 Murr St.. Yorh. METAL POISON. I am aennneriinilth by trade, and the small particle of brass and copper from tiling got mo sores on my arms and poisoned toy whole system. Mercury administered brought on rheumatism, and I became a helpless invalid. I took two dozen bottles ot Hu Ill's 8iccille. My legs, arms und hands arc all right again. 1 use tiiem without pain. My restoration Is due toS. S. S. Pktkh K. Iivk, Jan. 9, 18&. Augusta, Gu. MALARIAL POISON. We have used Swift's Hppelllc in our family as an antidote for malarial poiHon for two or three years, and have never known It to fail in a single Instance. W. t'. Kl'KLOW. Kumter Co., tia., Sept. 11. 1881. ULCERS. For six or eight years I suffered with ulcers on my right leg. I was treated with Iodide of Potassium and Mercury and I became help less. Hix bottles of Swift's Siieclllc made a per manent cure. M. I). Wiixon, Feb. 28, 1(185. tiaineBVille, Oa. Swift's Specific is entirely vegetable. Trea tise on Hloisl and Kkln Diseases mailed free. Tii8wikt8I"WikicCo., Drawers, Atlanta fia.. or l& W. m St.. N. V. WATSON, WRIGHT & CO., Wholesale . Grocers an! Commission Mercbants 10 North Front 8t, Portland. Ran Frandaco Clfflce18 Front Ht. Handle on cfiininiMtoD- Wu(t, Wirnl, Hum, Buhu, Fura, lllilin, t'lilc-n, Kkk. Lumtn-r, lfimp-piilra. Haliuon, Mil ttwi, (lata, liatluy, Onion, I'ulakiea bacon, Lard, etc. Account aalea rend'rU on day of aal.. Hrnd fur our market report. Corrwpondeuoa and cnnMtrnment anllrltil- Established 1801. P. O. Boi 2415. JOHN F. ENCLISH. (train, Produce and Ornrral COMMISSION MERCHANT Net. 818 and 81$ DavU Mtrett, BAN FRAWIWO CAL. (Mem-wr of 8 K rnxUuse KxrJ,inf. ConilgnmeoU And ordftri will recci proiupt tvltetitUm. Cwb ftO v mot mtvlfl. tnr niiiila trtpinmiy for Mteruraur drmifwrnu nt the irfrtFrHUveorif&nt. Therr l no iiiiaUk about true initrumi-nt, tit on tlriuyilt xtr'lm rf KLFXV 7KIC IT V p-rriMmtlnfr Uirofiffh IIh. purU ai'ii4 r.-l-ro tlicra Ut bmittty atton. Ik n4 rotifcuind if it. with F.Uirtrie Bt-lU lverttH-d to nit all Hi from h.ivl tot-m Ithvfu thAONfclftMYlfttt firpot .r c-in-uUnt rlTt"K InfortMtlon. a.Mnw Cmvtw mmki t - If. Absolutely Pure. Tills pnwiler never vnrira A man el ot fiirltv, strenulli ami li.liminii nc its. Muru ei-oiininli nl tlwn Om unlinarv kiiuU. ami cannot Iw sold In waiiivli tloimith tho multitude of low tent, short wvUlit, alum or pliiiliutu powilers. Sold only in euna. Koval Hktn i usk ('a. Jefl Wall street, N. V. Afltiscll GoU Mcial Hav. half. Larsest factory In tne Htate IC4,)ta,)CKulBt. ST. HELENS HALL, lOHTI.Al. OltK4U, A Boarding and Day School for Girls, IMMU'i-l'KI) HVTIIK MISSKM ltODSKY, Vlldur the auvrvl,loii ot Tim lit. !(. It. WlaTAR Mourns. II II , lUnliouof Ortnim. ThoroUKli Imtnielmn in KuslUli, Art. Insnate, Vocal and IlimruimiitAl Mimlo and IWkkiHiiinii. A corm of tliiruvn tnu'lim I'uiilU adiultu-.l at any a and Into any or all of tin- ipKrl meiiW Tho now twin tviriuaontli r lKST WKKNKHUAV ot BKlTKMllfcU Catalosu. atiut ou aiitilli'attuii. THE BISHOP SCOTT GRAMMAR SCHOOL. A Boarding and Say 8chool for Boyi. riiHK KIUIITH YKAU I'NDKU ITS 1 i vni innuHtft'incnt bruins SEPTEMBER 1 lloyi of any aice ur th'Kn vt aiUauct'int'iit aluilltHl ItovHtlttitl for collci: ur biinim-iiii. Thrtv Yh'iinMl aiUauct-iiifut aluilltHl, iH'iw. Thrtv Yah'itnul. iuUrt aiiuniii tht U'at'ht'ni. man nli tu. llrawini:. .Mimic and MtHltTn latiKUUt. 1M- ctpltitv strict No Iwl Ihi almtlttHl, For ctlonu auu circular or any iniorniHtioti, atitinnn J W, UILI., M 1 , H(-ail MwUt( r. O. DRAWRH 17. 1'sirtUutl, Ortou. Attention I Roller Skaters I MPilllsM BARNETTS TACTICS For una on snd off Kollor Sknti'.. Au illuatrnUHl ttJ pp. liainplilot. einhiHi'liiK the Kclioul of tlio Holilivr, Manual of tlio ltrwin, Ri'botil of tlio C'ouipaiiv, liiitrui'tloin for HkirmlalilnR, Hilont Uanual, etc. Juat the thing to i;ot np an oiitortuiiiiuent, orKiiuliu, and drill a company of youuil lwlios, without llnllcra, at your ohiirch or hall ami on itollura at your rink. Fublialiml by Lieut. Jos. H. 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HK.I FUR HAMPLKM AMI IMIK EM. "THE HASTINGS" THE BEST CLOTHING, SHIRTS AND UNDERWEAR, For Men and Boys, to Order and Ready Made. Cor. Montgomery and 8utUr 8U., San Franciico, CaL MANN & BENEDICT, Bucceer. to nnHaSliDffSi CO. 'RULES FOB SELF-MEASUREMENT ON AfPLlCATlON.J Downright Cruelty. To permit yourself and family to "Suir.irl" Wltli alcknrss when It can be prevented and cured so mlly With Hop I3itUml!t Having experienced a great deal of "Trouble!" from liullKeatlon, no much so that I came near losing my Life I My trouble always came after eating any food However llifht Anil dlKi'atiblc. For two or thres hours at a time I had to k'o throtiKh the niont K.xcruclating pains, "Ami the only way I ever got" "Hi'llof!" Was by throw ing np all my stomach con. talneil. No one can conceive the pains that I had to go through, until "At laxtl ' I wan taken! "So that for three weeks I lav lit bed and Could eat nothing! Mv suH'erlniM were so that I called two doctor to give me something that would stop the pain; their j.uurin nrre liu kouu iu uir. At last I heard a good dual "Aliout your Hop Hitters! And determined to try them." (lot a bottle--in four hours I took the contents of One! Next day I was out of lied, and have not seen a "Sick!" llonr, from the same cause since. I have recommended It to hundreds ot others. You have no such "Advocate as 1 am." Geo. Kendall, Allston, HoHton, Mans. Columbus Advocate, Texan, April 21, 'S3. Dear Kditor: 1 have tried vour Hop Bit ters, and find they are good for any com plaint. The best medicine I ever used In my family. 11. Tai.knkh. t None Kcmiltio without a bunch of green Hops on the while lnnel. Khun all the vile, poiaonous atuff with "Hoi" or "Hups" iu their name. THE NORTHWEST PRESS ASSOCIATION. Publishers Intending to purchase Typk. PltKKSl:S ok I'UINTINU Matkkiai., will tlnd a full stock and save ten per cent, by calling upon Palmer & Hey, 112 and 114 Front atreet, Portland, Or. Th. brat llliml Piirlflrr and Tonlo Alterative In rue. It iiuUkly oiirea all PUtmi. orlatnatlng fmni a dia ordrml utaUi of til. lllood or Livrr. itIi.uinaUMil, N.u ralgla, IlloUhr., Holla. IMmiilra, Hrmfnla, Tuniura, Halt Itlo inn and Mi nurial I'alim raailily yield to IU purifying imiH'rtiHl. It leave, the lllood Pure, the Liver and kid ueya hoalthy, Ilia oomiileiiun bright and clear FOR SALE BT ALL DRUGGISTS. J.R. GATES & CO" PROP RS., SAN FRANCISCO. CAL. Th I s Cre a t Ktrriwthen IIIK K-llli iy inn line ilonlc ure Mllheut Fall.Nurvoii.auu rnymcai llehillty, Lou of ViUlity, W.akiw.a, Virile Decline, l....u.,......u I IvxMeit.ltlvn Uuuditloua.l'rnatatltla, Kid. tiey and lllailder louiiilakita. llawa ol tne lilooii, r.mp. tloua, and all thoevlleffect ,.f ill, rnl fitlllM aud ol owwat wnuaiintlf pre- ruutiiiff ail iiiviuuuMiir w.k..,.lncr,lrltia unnn tlie Lyat4in, liowevur Uiey occur rMUirliiv Jio.. aianuuoii, , A..,,.nllML.,l Hut owe may be, and whore all other remeuloa have tallod. A I'eniianrat or Absolutely Guaranteed. mo 1W p. bottle, or bottle! for HI Bent uiHin reoeiiit of iirk'e, r O.O. li., to M ad dreM aUict. ly prlvalo.br K. '. !., I.HIXI. Mulllcienk to n.iow lulliiii viiitifntnattifttl ! to any inUtlnif iyttiptoiimnml "7T!uuuT!Ii7.UH7w lijf letter or at cfllco. liu OR.- MENTTIJii, THE SPECIALIST, No. 11 Kearny St., San Francisco, Cat Thrats AU Ciiromc. BriciAb axo I'hivats Disaaaics wild Womi;kh l Kuucuia. THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY I la a certain cure for .Vrrvmi." Ih-hllHy, Lout .WuiikW, J'lrwfaMiw Intra, and all the evil ctTvcte of youthful lollies ami exeeaaea, and til ilvinkluff hitonu-Htlnn litiwir. Dr. lHinlle, w ho in a nitular pliyn' n irnuluate of the I'l ' (I ally of l'eniKvlvaiilu , ajri-ve to forfeit fo a raao of this kin ' '.). rril ItfMinvuUvt (in,. drrhls ipwtiU advice and tn-iitineiit)ill not 'lire tl.M a bottle, or four tinioa the ipiantlty nit to any ulilrcaon mwlit of print, orO, t. I. In piivat name if rliaiml, hy Jr. Mint It', II AVara; St., H. I '. Cut Hcnd for Hat of questions and pain,iWit s.iui'i.K norm: fiiek will lie sent to any one applying hy letter, atatlnK yniptoma, sex and W. btrict aecracy in rttrard t all hualnual transaction.. N. P. N. U. No. W.-a IT. N. U. No 1411. rarjiOTMTorvi X,lh..-,...I,.,J r