Vha Opot4 rtre Fort Muster, n. 19. . O. T. MAVKXQ-UlA, Jen. Beauregard's atirring account of the first battle of Dull Run in a recent mja sine, baa brought iu author into prominent notice just now. A native of Aew Oileaa, he graduate! from West Point in 1KB at the age of XI. Fought in the Mexican war: wae superintendent of tlie Military Acad' amy at Wnt Point in Ffb. 1S61. but re signed on Ihe vcet-elon of Louisiana; iraa in oommanii of the confederate forcue at Charleeton, S. C. when on April 11 be commenced hoetilitiee by the bombardment of Fort Bumpter; on July 21 he won the battle of Bull Bun, anl now arraigns Jrff DaTlsfur not prrmiltng btm to follow op that victory br the capture of atlilngton. Hewia prominent in most of the groat bat tlea of the ar from Ballon to the 'all of Richmond. And baa line teen active In the construction of railway! and the devel opment of the strath. At the ae of 67 he ii in eiorllent hoalth. The Creat Canal Engineer. rrantXAHD di lehskps. The construction of the Sues canal and that of the isthmus of Panama, if ever com pleted, will immortalise the name of de Lea. arpa. ite Is a born diplomatist anl from the time be was SO years old he baa held the most Important of diplomatic poeitions for the French government, and it was through the confidence In bis shrewdness and tact that capitalist advanced hira the sum of $ 90,000,M) to construct the Buoa canal, one ot the groaUst artificial water oours the world baa ever known and the most profit able. A nw days after the Inauguration of the canal, at. de Leswop married a lady at tached to the court of the Empress Eugenie of Kraeoe. 1L da Ltsncpa ta the most hospi table of nien. He welcomes all nauoniUI- ties and all creeds at bis lavish table. After dinner his guests are shown Ihe nursery and hie children, who number a dosen or th re- bout, the oldest being but 15. These little , ones are the pride of their father's heart. Among them he forgets his 1$ yars anl be lieves himself immortal Aatber ef Helen's Babies. JOHt ABBJtSrOX. Mr. Habbrrtiia, at pn-aent editor of The Ilw York Til-gram, brcame famous in , IbTO as tut author or "iteieu a Iiabtoa, a book which reached an edition of 550,000 copies in America and circulated largely iu England, Franc and Dormant as wU. Born la Brooklyn, N. Y. in 1311, youu llabberton was taken west at the age of a years; received a common school education in southern lllinoie; went to the war and ha sin os been editor ot The Christian Unlou, and later an editorial writer oa The 'sw York Uerald, nut.l promoted to his present poeitioa. He has written "Oth r i'eopiie Chllirsn," and other works, but without the result that attended his Drat great euooM. Ceald'e Leltar FJeaesneala. New York World. - It Is abort and to the paint "I would soggesl," be says- to Xloroaini, "that you start the young man la some light business ronzrnlal to his tastes, and it be has any business qu&litias ia him they will soon develop theiueolvea, Such a step might be mana of making the young couple happy and trsnoa the burdoa of your grief." This is not only pbiloohioel it is patri archal, and shows Jay UouiJ to be gov erned la domestic matters by a conciliatory and brnlga spirit that eatdora betray Itself in his lai gr operations with the world. He knew how to tvora lir. Uorwjai oa a deli cate spot whoa ho spoke of setting up the young man la a lifbt business, foe be had long before set the father up. Curious that this jJaxanas had to com In and play the "Blen you, my children,' policy to the second generation. Jay Uould has pUyed la a good many roles, but this U tb Brat time, w brltere, tuat be has appeared aa th rudfatbrr of the Hudson river acbo.il dupcualnj faith. bop and charily to slightly obstreperous laiiiTtanj oOtrin to pave the way for nopinj young lovers wita good ad vie. An insane German, named William u e.cUt, created a aensation in the Uni ted States Supreme Court-room recently by announcing; that be had several suits of clothes In a carpet-sack which h car ried that he Widen! the Chief Justice to wear. lie thought they would be more becoming than the Mack silk robes that we Justice weara, na$ngto wf. IN A BOTANIST'S PARADISE. The Tnule Moakey Tree and a Flow rr at Large aa a Street Cat-Lamp, My chid object in coming to .Chili was to Bee and paint the old forests of Araucar'a imbr.'cata, known in England the puzzle monkvy tree, rather unreasonably, as there are no monkeys here to puxzlo; probably the cros-d tbo Cordilleras in di. gust at the gen eral pricklinoss of all plants here, es pecially the aramar.as, and never came back again. It was not easy to make out how to reach the-e fore.nt; some im ojiIo talked of difTculties and even danger; they said I must sleep out, bo ealen by pumas, or carried oil' by In dians a noble race which Lai never j et bien comim-red by the white man: others dc eland the trees no longer ex isted, baring all been sawed up into sleepers for ra lways. ii was a loveiy nue irom Ango.e anu its terrible dust. Fir t, we mountod . . r , a , i l over rocks ana more nu.-t lor orne 2,(KX) fi'et, among pur as and succulent and prickly plants (wh'ch prepare thcniselve lor the long dry season by hoard ng moisture and growing wean- ons of dofi ne to prevent other thirsty cri-atnre bcneliimg by it), and then h av ng a glorious view of snowy vol ( ar.oc wiiuid us, wo entered the mix ture of fo-est arid pastoral scenery I have jiiht dfhcr bed, pa-s'ng stream af er stream of cIcht running water ami niorolocly flowers than I hid seen in nil t hit lef'ire. The cmboihriiim. or bnrniiiL' bush, was in lull beaut v. growing in long sprays of six or e glit Feet h en, quite covered with the purot verm II on flowers fonned something like hcneysuckle. Hut 1 saw none grow into such a tree ai I raw in my cousin s garden in Cornwall last rear. Perhapi it may onjoy a new so l and climate and treat Kngland a onr com mon weeds do Chili. 'I hey havo qu'te driven tho natves out on the great p ain or valley of isant ago, and show unbroken masses of eamomiliS, thl-tlej, turnips and corntlowers far stronger than tho e of in.oi e. Near tho streams wore nio-sses of huge gunn ra loaves (whose stalks are eaten I ke rhubarb), lovely ferns with pink, furry stalks and young leaves, and a most exquisite scarlet flower, something like a mimulus. which d.pped its roots to tho running water and grew nowhere else. A unall bamboo and mauv other graceful plant grew over these things, and overhead from the branches of the oak a most beautiful latiranthus, with bright greon leave and palo green buds, cliang.ng as they opened to ycl low, then turning orange, and becom ing deep red before they dropped. The flowers were often half Mnutlicred in the gray lichen, commonly called "old man s beard," which waved in every wind and grew in masses on all the oaks. The beech had its own pet parasite, a tiuy mistletoe foimng perfect balls of every shade of gro-n and gold, and over the bushes climbed many species of pea. Japagcria, ana lovely pink star flowers. wb:ch booked themselves up by the long tendrils at the ends of thoirleaves. wh le soino yellow stars seemed to have no leaves, only tendrils. Tall fuchsia trees wire there, too, and budlea with iW golden balls, sweet as honey, and whose leaves when toiinted and pound ed form tde popularcure for all wounds and sore. Another bush, called the pinche, looks like a lilan and wh te heath, and is said to be a cure for all d scales. The grass was iu llowor. quite red and tunc, and sprinkled over with oxiiti s to scarlot liliee. aUtrtrmerias of many tints 'tropicolum, and four spe cies oi orcn.ds so handsome that 1 per suadod my host to e:id roots to Mr, Veilch. It seemed a shame that the Ch.lians (who do not appreciate native bowers) should alone, possess such treasures. soon alter reaen ng tho tint arau- carias we found ourelves surrounded by them, and all other trees gave way to thi iu, though the ground wai still gay with purple peas and orange or ih ds, and many tmy flowers whose names 1 d:d not know, and which I hud not time to paint then mi, 'h flowers when picked d e almost d rectly. Many h lis and the vallevs between were cov ered with old trees, covering somo miles of space, and there aro few specimens io mi iouiid onis.tio in s loro-t. 1 saw none over ouo nunureu leet lui'h or twenty feet in o rciimferenee, and, strange to t-ay, they heemetl k11 very old or very joun( I saw none ot tnoso nouie . spec. mens of middle ago we have in soiuo Kn- gl.r-h parks with tlioir lower branches resting on the ground. They did not become Lat-topped l.ke those in lira 1. but wore t-livbtly domed l.ke tiiese of tjuet-nsland. and their bhiny !eae glit icrei in ine sunsiune, while their trunks and branches were bun? with while l.chcu, and the latter weighed uowu witn Dig cones as b g as one s head. The smaller cones of the nialo trevs were shaking off clouds of irtilden pollen, and were full of small rrubs, which, I suppose, attracted tho tlisrhts ot parroquct I aw so busily employed about them. These birds are sa il to be o clever that they can find a soft place in the great shells of the cone when ripe, into which they get the point of inesr snarpieaks ana Ddgvt it until the whole cracks and the nuts fall to the ground. It is food they delight in. and men, too, wkra properly cooked lik cue-1 nuts. Ihe most remarkable thu g about the trees was the bark. when was a perfect child purzle of knobby slabs 'of different sizes, with live or six decided sides to each, and all tilted together with the neatness of a honeycomb, I tried in Tain to find some system on w huh It was arranged. The puza or cha-niale was the other plant 1 wanted most to pa'nt. One icUhed .vmicn flowered at Kcw last spring, aniteu-ited much attention, and I i-tnigglcd to draw it in all the tlare and d m-onifort of the cactus house, not venturing to a-k that so precious a plant should ma the r'sk of ratchin cold by being taken to my room there. nere there are three kinds growing in quantites, each in its peculiar locality. The larzest has a yellowish green iflower, and is seldom far from the seaside. Its nroi ortion ar timu of a Indon cas lamp, the flower head ten longer than the lamp, often over a vara lorg. ana it is a most noble ob ject when seen standing above its rosets of p no-I ke leates, amorg the rockiaud cl fTs, with tho sky and s behind it of that de:p blue and purple one oniv undi among volcanic rocks. The blue variety grows further Inland in the valleys and roeky cl IU h gh up: whole h lUides are often covered with it, and 1 have seen twenty-bve flower stalks rising from one mass of leaves, which are silvery and most beautifully curved, like some ot the D ibergias, as cousins. I shall. never furgct the lir-t time I law them growing when cl mV ing in search of them near the Haths of A oinindo; the clouds overlook me and hid even thing for awhile, 1 11 saw those tail flowers like ghosts close to roe, then a snow peak far b -vond, and tnea 1 got Into a new world of won ders, with blue skv overhead and mass of cotton-wool clouds h ding all I had left telow, and the strange pua nowers lor company and plenty of t mc to study them. About sixty branchlets are arranged sp rally round the central stem, each a foot long and coven d with buds wrapped in flesli-colored bra ts. these open in i:c esive circles, beginn'n; at the base; the three flower petals at 1 rt open 0? are of tho purest turquos blue; then they becom 8 darker, a m x ture of arsenic-green and Truss an Hue; tho th;rd day a prayer gnen and men Ibey curl themselves up into tiirce carm ne el av n.r, and a fresh clnle of flow.-rs takes their place ojts'de, so that the longer the plant has leen in I loom the larger its heud becomes, ai d as the ln nJ of the sp.kes or branciili-ts blxm last it loses its loi ru and woki r. g ge I and disreutable. Its ytamens sh no I ke gold in tho'r polished me tall c blue caps, and it is marveloutly beaiitif.il at hi st. 1 he th rd k.nd is smaller a id its llowe.-s thin nnd of a very dark blue, but its br glit pin' stalk is ve.T cfl'ectivo whet seen against the gray st mes. Tue gum of the puza is va uablo as a m-dicine and resembles gum arabio. Near tho pu'.a the tall cactui generally grows its pillars, oi'ten six or eii;lit feet high, crowned with white trumpet flowers and buds, and ornament id w th i paras te, whose white and ' fcarlet berres are eatable. 1 found that the flowe.a never faced the same side ai the parasite; the former were as large as a German beer-glass, and the r foot stalk was full of sweet juice, most re freshing to tuck on the dry h llsido. and less stupefying than the usual con tents of such glasses. Chanlion (ChiliJ for. I'all Mall Uazttte. MODEL MAKERS. One lluslnata That la at a Standstill aad Kihlblta No ImprovemFiiU 'There are not more than twenty shops in the city of New York devoted to the making of patterns or the build ing of models," said a pattern-maker to a reporter, as be stood at h i lathe turning a p'ece of wood. "Tho bu li nes does not i.tiu to grow like oiher trades, and I mit-t confess I am some what at a loss to d scover the reason. You certainly would suppose that in a great metropolis 1 ke this inventors would be so plenty that pattern and model-makers would be kept busy all the time working out their ideas in wood. Inventors are. however, not quite so plenty at that. There arc plenty of men who aro always on th po'nt of making a great invention, but somehow they never reach the su cess- ful issue. 'I have been in th's shop thirteen years and during that time have em ployed a great mauy uitiercnt work men. My experience has convince ! me that thero has bi-en no improvement whatever in the ruachiue.y used in my business over that of a miarter oi century ago. We use exactly the same tools as we d d then, and do our work in the tame manuer. This, I suppose, sounds somewhat strange to you, but it Is nevertheless an undisputed fact. "Do you havo any trouble in irettiiiir good apprentices.' ies, we do. ihe voting men who come to learn the trade are usually ig norant leiiows who bavo received but little or noeducat on. They are fa th- ful in their work, and seem to want to learn, but the r ignorance of tho slight est mecnan cat principles is a, serious drawback to their advancement. I have often wondered why it is that more of tho bright boys who gruduato fro n our pui J o school do not take, up tlux-k lied trades. 1 here is a good lield hero fot such workmen as thev would make. Somehow the lovs all prefer to become clerks in dry goods stores or horse-car conductors Instead. The i er od of ap- preiiticAvh'p. while nominally' thre yearn, is reullv unl mited. A workman is learn'ng something new all the time. There is no 1 m t to the variety of work we are called upon to perform. A man comes in here and explains to me what he desires to construct. He has. per haps made no drawings or measure ment, but he expects mo, after li.-t.-n- ing to his descriptions, to go to woik and tuake - the pattern, or model whichever it may do. without any fur ther ass stanoe from him. If we were called upon to construct the same pat tern quite olten, why then we might t able to improve our, machines and tools. As it is now, we can never tell what we will make during the next tweiitv-four hours. Of course, a great manv of our orders come from manu faeturer. These are accompanied by the drawings and moasurein nts, and are therefore more eisilv blle.l. . Occa sionally a crank comes In with a queer machine which be uea res me to modol, I usually tell such individuals that 1 have no t me to do t!ieirwo:k, an l recommend them to some one whom 1 think will perhaps humor the crank's wh ms. 1V we get good prices for our work? I have received as h;gh as flu) for a model. it deiends in a treat measure upon the intr cacv of the ma chine ti be constructed. We pay our workmoa from three dollars to five dollars a day." .V. 1'. Jaif iml Ex press. There are et least a ilozm species of fUhes having electric organs. The eiectr e eel of South Am -rk an wateis is the m-.t powerful of creatures, grow ing to a length of s x feet, and provided with a pair of batteries containing some hundreds of minute cells copious ly suppl.ed w.th nerves, which exhibit phenomena the same as tho.-a produced by artificial batteries. Chicago Urraid. WHAT THE RIEL REBELLION IS. A Brief Statement of th Circumstances Which Precipitated It. The Toropto Mail was not disposed to believe the first reports of the Carleton uprising, putting the blame on SL Paul newspapers, anxious, to score a point against the Northwest in the race for the season's immigration. By th s time it will know that the troubles have as sumed a really serious aspect, and that there is little hope now that they will be suppressed without loss of life. Our Toronto contemporary proceeds to state the grievances of the Saskatchewan set tlers,, putting them in the light not un favorable to the men who are now in open rebellion. It says: Under the Manitoba act of 1870 each half-breed born in that province befoio July 1 of that year was granted two bumlreJ and forty ro es of land free, in satisfaction of what may be termed the half-breed title. Hut beyond the con fine.! of Man'tota lay a few half-breed settlements, for the inhabitants of which no provision was then made, nor, in deed, was any demand at the time, St. Laurent, one of these, was estab lished as long ago as 1862, and is a fairly prosperous place. The first de mand for consideration was preferred by tho colonists ten years ago, when they asked to be placed on the same footing as regards free homcsteals as the Metis of Manitoba. La'.cr on, when the Dominion surveyor appeared In the country a fre;h grievance sprang up. The hiilf-breeJs, as was the Frencli custom, had settled along the rivers, each farm having a narrow water frontage, and extending far buck in the form of a long parallelogram. The surveyors weie. of course, com pelled to destroy this arrangement of the holdings, and thu people earnestly protested against it. They aho renewed their claim for grauti of two hundred end fcrty atres per capita, and from that day to this the agitation has been maintained, Hiel s arrival from Montana last spring giving it the semblance of agener.il and united movement The Bill of Rights adopted by t le half-breeds at a public meeting at St. Laurent's in September demands (1) the sub-division into prov- incts of the Northwestern Territories; (2) the ball-breed to receive the same grants and other advantages as the i.itn hoif.Krn.-tv. i n-tnnu in be issued at t noe to the colonktt in .. .. . a .. . rru oo.ta r. k n.,i;H tb nint in th. ,lf.brdl. attl..mni nf schools, hospitals and such like institu- tion and tn thn pnu nment ftf the none. vhnlf-hreeilawithaiftdorain and in nlptnenta- Ihf thn reservfttinn nt nns hundred townships of swamp land for H trrihnrmn minr the chii.iron f half, breeds durinz the next one hundre land twenty years; (6) a grant of i t least one thousand rinH.ua for the. mnmtain- ance of an institut'on to be con lucted hv th nuna in an. h half-hree.l aflttln. nipnt: and better nmvision for tha support of the Indian. This last item . . , . . was inserted by Kiel in order to please Poundmaker, a turbulent Indian chief. whose band baa since mada common cause with the half-breeds. It will be observed that the original claims have aasnmml faneiful uronnrt'nnn. Riel'a rule being to ask more than he Is en- .!. .J . - - 1 . . . . l . 1 i la en. titled to, in order to better his chances of getting his due. The half-breeds will ir, if they obta'n the is which they have be satisfied, however, Datents for the farms whieh thev been cultivating all these vears. with grants of two hundred and forty acres for those amorg them who have not taken ud land. Monsirnor Grand n. the Roman Catholic B shon of that re- gion. supports the Bill ot Kighls to that extent, and so do the vast majority of the Knglish-speakiDg settlers. H innt peg livM. IGNORED WATER. A Story of Stephea B. F.lklns aad the Old Farmer. l nearu a nine story oi good Air. a a ... m a m Stephen B. Elkins the other day that plated ware." Next morning tne serv ought to furnish a moral were Mr. El- nt Sirl was gone and so was tho silver, kins in the habit of devoting his talent Tuai MUnnt. to missionary work. Some j ears ago The Bis Dollar. m r.t a i t iir. tiKiM was younpr ana less lamous h a m ha it n nnr hnf hsa irna m wvt K r i rwttm As the story goes, there was an influ- cntial old farmer whom Stephen was anxious to cone liate. Tho old fellow K.l r1.l rnhnna nrl ft mnnnr tham waa one that no man was worth anything morally, mentally or physically who was unable to do a full day's labor In the hav teliL Steve went down to visit his ancient friend in blissful ignorance of his host's scale of judging ability, lie had not been long at the farm when he discovered the old gentleman's The e-anlination of their partial rricc 7nnTiiL.leit Wlt given in their advertLinent will was voting and confident, and heboid- , " , , .. ly sallied out with the haymakers on -how the most surprwing reductions in oue of tha hotUst days that ever sizzled pnee. amounUng in some instances over low land. It was something nut to over fifty per cent. The reasons for of his usual line, but Mr. Elkins toiled awaj manfully. The sun grew hot.er and botter ana the mixture of water and molasses which served for re- freshnients began to lose its cool- lug erect Otr came the amateur s garments one by one, but this did v V, ? . V s Iifhter his temreralurn imw tm,li1 higher an l higher. Mr". Elkins - spTnd as he never Petpired before-lle endured it until he could stand no more, and in a moment of weskneas acknowledged h'mself teaten by the weather. Ambition or no ambition, be wanted to get cool The farmer heard w ithin very easy roach of ourcommer his confession and suggested an am-cial center, and thev oueht to have the monia sponge bath; that was cooling if anj i:nnS in me worm was. ins v.snor eagerly adopted the suggestion, and dragg.ng h parboiled length to the abundance, he proceeded in the solitude of his Mom to take his bath. It worked beaut fullv at firet. and he was charmed, so charmed, in fact, that he kept it up unt.1 he began to experience very straujre sensations, sensations that kept powmg more and more peculiar untd he was enduring a well-developed oaso of palpitation of the heart lie sad and frightened man, but good nurs- ing and prompt medical treatment saved him to ornament the poiiticai orld. The old fanner had faiied to tell him that a Tery little ammonia witb a rood deal of water was the proper' thing. Mr. Dkins had ignored water I en A-rVy W. A CLERICAL ERROR. The Very Natural Mistake Made by FhllanthropUt. "Say, sonnv," said the philanthropist, as be looked down at tho mere mite a newsboy in Park Row, "do your parents or any one help you to oxist? Vnt much." ouoth the mite; "the nln man a doin' a stretch up the river and tha ole woman's on the bum most ' th time." "Does any "institution house or feed you? "You bet your sweet life they don't "Prav how do vou live?" "O. I rlur aloner on rov own account, I'm pooty lly. andit takes a live chicken tn Hn me un." "My. my! So precocious:" marveled the philanthropist, "how want matures the faculties!" and be said: "oouny how do vou pass the day?" "0. 1 ve eot a shino route in the mornin'. and ju-t as soon as I work it off I tumble in ou Fatty's for 'a plate' to grease the inside works. Next I clap on steam and pike along to gut a lot o' Tdlus 'fore enny o' the Uegoes or Guineas around the row git their work in. Then I tackle Oliver for 'beef nnd.' sneak tip tho Bowery and catch the swell blokes that the show don't fit for an admission. Afterward mo and some other ducks amuse ourselves with suck ers we pick up. Catch on, Cully?' "What strange precocity!" said the philanthropist, and went off and wrote an account of the effect of poverty in maturing the intellect of a youth aged five years. Next dav he saw the mite again and thought he would make everything sure, 'ISonny. ho asked, "how old are vou?" and wondered if he hadn't over shot the mark. "Coin' on fifteen, olo buck," said the mite. And the philanthropist went home and burned the narrative N. Y. Herald. FOR ANTI-VACCINATIONISTS. A w Fact Showlnr the Beneficial Ef. facts of Vaccination for Smallpox. While the deaths from smallpox last year throughout the entire German Era pjre averaged one or two a week, and ne?er exCecded four, there died in Pram,n . - . llt 97n nnn inl.nhi ' ,J D ' , tants, no fewer than 828 persons be lwr?u "' J " "lu " ,hA !... tsiMI. niAltlha M I KM 1 KllllVJlUn 66 cases nearly all children under live years of age, were admitted into the Polyclinic Hospital wards under Dr. Gangliofner. Of these5i were UnvaCCl nated and 4 vaccinated. 2 of the latter. however, not Until after infection. Of the 52 unvaccinated 11 (21 per cent) died; of the vaccinated none. There IS "Strong local prejudice against vaccina- tion, with which several medical men, W regret to say. sympathize, lilienoi A.vres 18 City 01 RDOllt tne SRme 8:ze namely, inhabitants; and vacci nation is not compulsory, and is Unpop- ullir- While the births in 1883 were close sj i f.u al t.i.l t - a : ouji.vw, iuo wiai ouuim-tui vaci;iua tions and revaccinations wu 8,643. The deaths from all causes were 8,248, or 28 per d h03 smallpox 1,487, or o per 1,000 ot tbe population, and 18 per cent., or nearly one in five. ui iuo luini uemiis. iu s russia (no mortality since I7o has been from 0.34 to 8.62 per 100.000 yearly; in Austria, o S7 to 0.83. In Berlin, in 1882. It was 0.43, and in Vienna 108.2'J per 100.000. Since 1875 not a single Prussian soldier nM dietl of smallpox; in the Austrian 10 to 7 per 100,000 annually, and in th French 2 to 27 have died. Brit- Medical Journal. m . ine new servant gin came to ner mistress crving and holding on to her finger. "What's the matter?" asked the ladv of the house. "I run one of the forts into my hand, and if it is this plated stuff I'll get lockjaw." "Don't be alarmed." said the mistress, "all rov ... " silver is genuine; 1 don t keep any Ther0 ig no doubting the potent in- Auence of the almighty dollar, and hence the attractiveness of the large advertisement of J .II .Bobbins & Son wbkh PI" aaother column of this paper. This enterprising firm has openeJ up the way l(y which f 200,000 .... W,U ,n tho next two 3cars to the people of Oregon and Washington ; fi, nnTPhnm r,f i,inna nH nr,in these reductions and the causes which have led it are fully explained in the announcement. Messrs. Kobbius & Son were the pioneer musical instru ment dealers on this part of the North Pacific coast to put out traveling agenUi nd now they w lhe vonQen n the abandonment of traveling men . . . commission .genu, mere was a time when K??8?' ? ab" ec - liU. necessity in this kind of businew, hut now times have changed. Railroad communication and other facilities have brought the people of the country benefits of these facilities in getting their goods for cash and at lowest cash FrieC. Bobbins 4 Son are Procressive mcreluinta. They do not believe in dd 7l methods are Prt"ble. They have lcn carefully considering the situation for some time and have reached their conclusion ad- viscdly and not hastily. It is needless to inform thoe who know the house that this is a reliable, responsible firm, and tliat they aro square dealing in all ,f huvinf a umimi or nrmn tY, ;n d0 w'ii not to neclect this trnlden on- . . ,., t. CL "Jsl ,71 Y"Mf " V "i. v 7 i T.Cip. f lj PuTh'ng ot .KobblU Son' there houlJ " besiUUon as where to buy yow The Dot Water Cora. v ... . m -,! . r There was an old cat named Maria, Who to sing to high "C" did aspire; In tbe mid-tof bar wails Came of water two palls Which had previously been near the fin Chan gee That a Twelvemonth May Bring, Somerville Journal, ' K w the merry sleighbells Jingle, And there's not a girl that's single But will make her lever take her out to ride, ride, ride; And bell sit within the cutter, Filled with bliss be cannot utter, Witb his elbow crooked around his future bride, bride, bride. But when she Is his bride, In a sleigh she'll never ride, Or enrich tbe man who keeps the livery, rr,-y. But at home her husband maybe, Will gently hold the baby, While she blithely brews tbe gladsome catnip tea, tea, tea. Work the Flnt Wife Negleeted. (Sew Tork Mercury. "You don't cook like Sary Ann used to, Matilda, " be said, in tones of gentle, exasper ating reproof; "no, it seems to me you can't cook like Sary Ann used to." On another' occasion it was: "You're not as smart in get-' tin' round as Sary Ann was, Matilda. Yon, dont appear to ketch on where she left off.", About this time a heavy rolling pin came in contact with his bead. "Wbatdoyonmeanby that, you vixenP he exclaimed in agony. "I'm doing some of the work Sary Ann ne glected," she replied, and there was much' peace iu the family thereafter. Lines to Miss Terry. Washington Hatchetl Miss-Terry-ous sorceress of tbe scenic stacel : Who calls thy stride spondaic, thy accents screechy I Thy voice is silvery soft, thy ladghter merry. We'll Dgbt tbe Bend who says it isnt. Terry. We cannot call thee ours. We're sorry- vary. And "peak and pine" for rights propria- Terry; Yet, since tis all in vain our grief to bury, We tain would seek forthwith some semH . Terry- Landoa Ball Faahlona. The Soakim costume. The Modern Milkmaid. Harp?r's Bazar. The elegant, titled Sir Thomas Haut Ton Fell in love with tbe only fair daughter Of an oleomargarine maker, and won Her affections by swearing, his honor npon. mat ne never would nave any but her. Abut he repented the pun at his ease. They were wed, and, as she bad the doHar. He must smile when addressed as "My Lard" or our urease. When a daughter came, even, tbe joke didnt cease, Eut they marked ilfirar-ino on bar collars. Right Yet Wrong. Drake's Trawler's Magazine. 'Am I on tbe riht road to tbe villairel" demanded a traveler of an old darky who was working in a Hold. "Yaw, sah," said tbe darky. Tbe traveler pursued his way, but presently returned very mad. 1 say," be shouted to tbe old fellow, "what did yon mean by telling me that 1 was on tbe right road to tbe villager "1 tol yo de trur, deed I did, Ixxs, replied the darkey, "but yo' tuk de wrong (lirpfchun. sah." More Acrnrate Thaa Tolita. Cleveland Leader An engraver's mistake lately caused tbe brides parents to say oa tbe cards: "Mr. and Mix respectfully requests your presenta at tbe marriage of their daugh ter," etc. Boston Pact: When a man stays down at his eTjrti tm-'riirtt tTTiirr so. t;ke a IS"" -w. MM W -I pmm i-"i f- rjryfr II V 4mw .w