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4 HICCOUGH. in Amoilnc Incident on New York Kiavatea iiuuwsjr Tnun. Hiccough!" Tho sound camo from very fat man in a big fur-lined over oat, and It issued from the folds of his fat throat with such forco that nearly cTcry one In the elevated train looked around. The fat man calmly gazed out of the window and complacently pickod his teeth. "Hiccough!" " Again it rang through the car, and again the fat man became tho focus of all eyes. This time a little boy across the way snickered out loud and a littlo girl on the opposite scat put her bands before her mouth and "tee hoe'd" with such enjoyment that the fat man's face grew red with embar rassment. "Hiccough! hiccough!" Two camo in succession hore, and the big coat fairly shook. Nearly all the passengers were smiling now, except one stern faced old lady, who gave him a crush ing look over her gold-rimmed specta cles. Unnoticed by all. a benevolent-looking littlo man sat a few seats behind the unfortunate fat man. Any one could see that ho was just the sort of man who would go several blocks out of his way to accommodate a stranger, or, if asked a question about a street, would glibly roll oil the topography of half of New York; or that he knew all signs, and cures, and remedies for all com mon ailments. It was easy to seo, too, that he was thinking of the ways in which hiccough could bo cured, and a Jew minutes later all were conscious that the method he had selected was to scare it out of tho victim. The fat man was still hiccoughing as tho little man, with a smile on his face, steadily crept up behind him, and, just as he saw the ,fat man's throat trembling for another explosion he brought both hands down on his shoulders and shouted: "Shoo!" . At that instant the car checked up suddeuly and the little man fell forward until ho looked as if he were swimming in tho big man's hat. Up sprang the big man with a roar. "0, I didn't mean that, really," ex claimed the little philanthropist, but, catching sight of the distorted features of his victim, he turned and lied to the door which the brakemon was just opening. Hut the fat man was very nimble, and ho caught his benefactor with a big square-toed boot. "Eighty six," shouted the brakeman, with low ered head; but his cry was cut short as tho littlo man straddled his back and fell in a heap on the other side, where ho picked himself up and lied through the car. The fat man took his seat. The hiccough was cured, but, seated in the last seat of the hindmost cur, the littlo philanthropist did not wear that look of triumph ttt.t satisfaction which is presumed to follow the success of cherished aim. -X. Y. Times. A Campaigner's Experience. Lawrence Mix, Esq., Warsaw, N. Y., a well-known campaign orator, in 1SS2 took 15 bottles of Warner's Safe Cure for kidney trouble, (after many physi cians of excellent standing had given him up), and was cured. December 9lh, 1884, he says, "I have had no se rious return of my trouble, and so con clude that my cure is permanent." Thirteen is an unlucky numiier. it is for this reason that when u shop keeper halves a twent.-five cent p.e.e he invariably gives you tweli-e cents. The shopkeeper is unselfish, and as somebody must run the risk of bad luck, he freely takes it himscL. Bos-, ton Transcrivt. Steel-rail men have no reason to ba alarmed because tho building of new railroad lines is falling off. The increase of trallic at the same time increases the wear on rails, and the 110,000 miles of rail in the United States will alone re quire over 750,000 tons of new rails an nnaUv. N. Y. Herald. aMr.H. Ezra Abbott has presented to the Harvard Divinity School the greater part of her late husband's theological library. The gift includes nearly 4,000 volumes. On a grave-stone in the cemetery atStratford.Conn., is inscribed: "Erect ed in memory of our beloved shtr by her two brothers, gratuitously." Knitting black stockings is the latest craze among fashionable young ladies. N. Y. Graphic. Haven't You Felt Just So? Isaac N. Wood, Fishkill, N. Y., July, 1884, wrote, " It is two years ago last spring since Warner's Safk Cure cured me. I was called a dead man but that medicine brought me to life. I take few bottles every spring to keep me right." He was alllicted for six years with pains in the back, end ing in kidney hemorrhage. Cure permanent. At a' recant fashionable luncheon party tea was served in handsome and expensive tea-cups. Each guest wan presented with the cup in which his or tea had been served to take away as a souvenir. A novelty in china, by the way, is a set of plates, each painted by some distinguished foreign artist, and offered for sale at $1,000 a piece. N. Y. Letter. Francis L. Dow, assistant police marshal, Taunton, Mass., three years ago was cured of 6tone in the kidney and bladder by Warner's Sake Cure, and in June, 1884, he wrote, " I have not seen a sick day since I began Warner's Safe Cure and never felt better; have gained eighteen pounds." Heroic Remedy: "I sunposo J shall be an old maid all my life, ' sighel a yoimg woman of twenty-live. "That's a grievous complaint," responded an old bachelor. "Very." again sighed the maiden. "Do you want to cure it?" "Of course I do." "Take me for a husband." "Do you mean it?" Cer tainly." "Well, desperate diseases re quire desperate remedies, and I guess I'll try vou." They fell upon each others neck. Merchant Traveler. The Farmer's Heavy Debt. A. Way, Navarino, N. Y., in 1879, was alllicted with neuralgia, ringing sensation in his ears, hacking cough, pain in the lack, irregular urination, dropsy, nausea, and spacms of acute pain in the hack. Then came t hills and fever. The doctors gave him up, but after using 22 bottles of Wumcr's Safe Cure, he said, "I am hale, hearty and happy." On June 29th, 1884, he writes, " My health was never better. I owe my existence to Warner's Safe Cure." Cure iwrmonent. "It happened to be my lot ono day," said a friend of mine who lives in a suburban town, "to bo rid'ng in a horse car in company with two ladies who wero utter strangers to me. I heard them discussing a ladv whose name 1 did not catch; they described her house from attic to cellar, thoy told tho hours of her meals and how her table was spread and served, they even mentioned tho number of towels in daily use in her household. 1 did not listen, for I was engrossed in, my own thoughts, but I heard enough of the conversation to make me pity and sym. pathize with the ladv they were so eagerly dissecting, when, nil at onco, to mv astonishment and indignation, I found they were talking about me." Boston Letter. American heiress (who has just married a t tie) "What did that vul gar fellow mean bv addressing you so lamiliarly, Count?" Foreign Count (her new husuanu) "Uli, nothing, my dear. He just happened to know me." "But he did not call you by your title?" "Well, no." "Don't he k'tiow von are a Count?" "Xn: lt null- knows me by my stage name." "Stage name? How romantic! Whv, vou darling, I did not know you had been on tho stage." "Oh, yes; I've been driving a Broadway stage for ten 'ears. ' i Inlarfelphia ( all. Lawyers Like Shears: Two lawyers, when a knotty cuse wan douo, shook liuniln together anil were in for Inn. "Hey I" cried the losing client, "i don't hoc now You men who fought oun be so friendly now." "Ah!" mild his counsel, "Lawyers, though so keen. Like shear, cut not themselves, but wluit'i between." Mrs. Carrie 1). T. Swift. Rochester. N. Y.. for 25 vears suffered from he reditary rheumatism, many times being 1, i, . - utterly neipiess, especially in warm weather. In July, 18811, she used a few bottles of Warner's Safe Jthru-made- Cure, and in January, 188.r, said her restoration to health was as complete as miraculous. Cure perma nent. Try it. "Here's an item of some interest, perhaps," remarked the new reporter, as he handed over the following: "Mr. Liderboi is believed to bo the oldest person in town. His age is ninety e;ght." "I'm asham.'d : of you, Mr. Slendeniuill; I'm ashamed of you!" ex claimed the editor, glaring over the top of the item at tho reporter. "Whv didn't you say that Mr. Elderboi had just cut his third set of teeth, that he splits his own woou, gets in nis own hay, does all his own ploughing and planting and harvesting; that he is be lieved to be the oldest Mason, and has voted for every President, from Wash ington up to the present time, and thai he is 108 instead of ninety-eight? Why, man alive! the office boy could beat you dishing up news!" Boston Tran script. ... ...v... .......... .. wiilrtnjl in tlu Xn:itli hod pi iim iler-i liK trouble w th his negro laborers mm joinplaineu to a lr.enu oi inert" slow ness. "Disehnrgo the leader of t he jang. said tnc latter, "ami get you a nan who can sing lively song'.' It was done, and the design had the dit :red effect, the negroes' picks anc1 1 .! .1 1 . .1 l sllOVt'H moving uueuenii u mt; weio iy. Chca-n 7WV".- The Trials of a Minister. The Rev. J. P. Arnold, (Baptist,) Camden, Tenn., in 1873 was taken with Blight's Disease, which produced two large abscesses. In 1&78 another abscess formed which discharged for eighteen months. In 1881 two al scesses formed, lie then began War ner's Safe Cure, "which restored me to perfect health," and June, 1883, he wrote, "my health is as good as ever." Try it. Ono of the crack military companies of Houston was out ono day last week practicing target-shooting. One of tho members was told to shoot at the door of a deserted barn. He did so, but missed the entire barn. Tho Captain was very angry and told the young man how bad it would be, in ease tho enemy were shooting from behind the door, that nono of them would bo hit. "Yes, but wouldn't tho hostile enemies that were coming around the corner of the barn catch fits?" replied this Texas Uogardus. Jexas btjlinqs. Ther ar (liferensez of opinyun aiming speling reformrz, a, ther ar in everi organizashun ov men hu hav A comon end in view; but the.e diferensez are not vital and 'ha are constantli groing les. Upon the jcneral principlz ov the reform and upon their practical aplicashun. ol reformrz, ecsept a few irreconcilablz such az hang around the ej ov everi great movement, are sub itanshali ov wun mind. I'ort Uope Fc nrtic. Herald. Edith, you want to know "whether funny men on newspaper evc laugh at their own jokes," do you dear? Yes, Edith, often in fact, in a good many cases, you will find that they are the only ones who do laugh at them; but, of course, this is contidcntial. Boston P "Wonders." E. II. Beckwith, Norwich, Conn., Dec. l8th,1584,stated,"I owe my life to Warner's safe DiaMct Cure; when I began its use I passed ten quarts of water daily, which contained 14 per cent, of sugar ; after using seven dozen bottles my doctor pronounced the water free from sugar; it has done wonders for ma. ' Tho Growth of Berlin. According to a table published !:i the annual report of 18, of the I'sinto Agentb' Association of I'.erlir, ibo growth of the (ie.ni.n ca lital ilir'ng tl.o past tweuty-four years h is been re markable, and is not equalle I by that of any other European city. Indeed, there aro but few, if any, cities of the New World able to show a similar record. On Dec -mber HI, iMiiO. Perl.ti had a population of 49.1, -IOU soiiN: at tho end of 1 884 it had risen to l.2i--0G5, Increa.se liO per cent. The num ber of sites covered by buildings on Oc tober J, 1800, was 9.4o'l': at the corre sponding da!o in 1881, 111,110; increase lOOpereont. The number of tcnenie.its let on December M, ll0, was ..K.'liil; nt the end of 1880 (the nure of 184 not being yet available) .'('., I. 8; in crease In 'twenty years, neatly 'jno per vent. The insured ill no of the build ings of Berlin was on Decern!) r HI, 18..0, 24,4:!:.00O: on December SI of last year, i.'110,S.".0.0J0. increase, cioso Upon 'AM pr cent. The annual rent paid for tenements let on December HI, 18011. amounled to i'-M WUKX; on De cember 31 last. 8,8'.'0,tHX; increase, 300 per c.-nt. "O! Suffering Woman!" C.F. B. llai-kell, (formerly of Vernon, Vt.,) now locating engineer on tho B. C. It. and N. Railroad, Dakota, stated, in 1883, that his wife was utterly pros trated with female ditlicultics, and did not seem to be amenable to phy sicians' remedies. She could not sleep., trembled like a leaf, periodi cally lost her reason. They then be gan the use of Warner's Safe Cure. Writing in July, 1884, from Dakota, Mr. Haskell says, "My wife has never seen the slightest inclination of a return of the dilliculties Warner's Safe Cure removed." Try it, O, suf fering woman. The death of a fino parrot Is quite feelingly related by the Atlanta Consti tution: He was a good singer, a capital talker and loved to entertain callers. Ho always designated his owner, a Mr. Sprcnger, as "Papa." A few nights ago ho was entertaining a party of ladies and gentlemen at Mr. Sprenger's residence, when ho suddenly tumbled over from his perch, calling plaintivelv, "Papa!" "Papa!" "Papa!" Mr. Sprcnger heard him, and ran to his sido and clasped him in his arms. Tho bird's voice sank lower and lower, un til thero could bo heard a whispered "Papa." and then tho breath ceased, and Polly was dead. Tho bird came originally from Australia, and was snow white. The doctor was visiting a lady who was in the habit of sending for him con stantly without being at a 1 ill, nndsho was entertaining him with a full and f particular account of her maladies, tho ist of which was ns long as her glove. (N. B. The glove of a lady Is about as long as her arm nowadays.) "Ah, madam!" says tho doctor, with a look of admiration, "what robust health you must enjoy in order to be able to with stand all these compla'uts." Water hum American. . a, a. Little Amy, chlded for mischief, protested that Susan (tho servant) had persuaded her. Said papa: "Tell me exactly what Susan said." She said: "You push that stand, miss, if you dare." "Them's my very words," in terjected Susan. "And," pursued the little culprit. "I dared, so 1 pushed." Text for a Sermon to Everyone. Rev. S. P. Smith, (Uuiversalist) of Marblehead, Mass., suffered for years from billions attacks and gall stones. In January, 1S83, he was cured by Warner's Safe Cure. June 2nd, 1884, he says, "There has been no return of the bilious troubles; I have not expe rienced the least pain or suffering since my restoration by Warner's Safe Cure." Cure permanent. There aro at present three members of tho British House of Commons who have sat for a period of fifty consecu tive years and over. They are Mr. Gladstone, who has sat for fifty-threo years: Mr. Talbot, who was elected in 1830 for Glamorgan, has represented the same constituency for fifty-tive years, and C. P. Villier's, who has been member for Wolverhampton for lifty Don't bo fooled, my boy. You can't bridle a woman's tongue by bridaling her. It will turn out just tho other way in nine cases out of ten. Lowell Citizen. If You Doubt, Try It and Seo. D. M. Dewey, of Rochester, N. Y., Jan. 25, 1882, wrote, "One of the most prominent physicians here found 22 grains of sugar to the fluid ounce of my urine ; was unable to benelit me. I then began using Warner's Safe Diabetes Cure, and Warner's Safe Pills. Having used five bottles of each, I found myself cured." N. B. Mr. Dewey remains well. There are some people who taiK without thinking. Mrs. Beasly is that sort of a woman. Her husband one night recently dropped a quarter. "I can't find that pieco of money I've lost." he said, groping n round on the hall floor, when Mrs. Beasly opened the door. "Of course you can't, if vou look for it out there in the dark. Why don't you hunt for it here In the light where you can see. Nobody can find anything out there iu the dark." Exchange. In the center of an oak tree re cently felled near Goshen, Conn., was found a bottle containing a slip of paper on which was written in a feminine hand : "She was young, and she was fair : but an Indian raised her hair." She hadn't modern hair. Hartford fust. m , . - A physician declares that fat people can reduce their weight by sleeping with their heads to the west. Always remember this when you engage your berth in a sleeper. AT. Y. Herald. 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TTil" HFLT or IsPKOiwrtv tor muilu ofpiMwiy rr the cum of d.'rantivirnni) of tlio (ft-nfrutlvHonpniit. Tnon Ir no mlatake about thli tiiatninit nt, the cim ttiiuoua ittruaio of KLhXV TKIC IT Y pcmMmtlntf throiifrh the purt ninnc rtntnro them to blt)iy i t too. lo jhi confound tiim with RlLTlrto tk-lti riveniNttl to cm ire all nil from head to It Iff To' the ONfc niKTiflc DiimoMk. I-or in ulan iriviMK mil inronnaiioii.oiKin-ji Limovur Bnracur. wllt,i,uc .,.ralloi,. Circular an.t ouaaullalloa rraa, CIVUU IDUIi AQW:i. ICO f-tea St.. ink. Many a Lady is beautiful, all but her skin ; and nobody has ever told her how easy it is to put beauty on the skin. Beauty on the skin is Magnolia Halm. KT .Cr &f ai I 1 1. iT-Til k H jJ3 jwpr ' Warranted to rclie t' euro Heart DiseaaA g j. J, MACK A CO X k AUMTt, W SLEEPING ROOMS. I he Tare Timt Khun 1,1 hurarlt.lae Out HIi-opluR- Apirlini-nta. It is onu't'm.M tlt'ttilit lo a token of ncatni n.1 Unit the ocotipmit A a lx d room till y it up by tnakinir-iip (lit1 bed Icfure brcitkfa.st Hut this is n t ad vi- ablc. It is better that tiiobol bo utiootluHl up until tho morn n; itbltt tions nniUlresKing have been performed, so that tho cxtinlikt iiitiH of tin iii'l;t (hull not eseapo into the room. Then, the last thing before leaving the roam, take off all urticles of the bed-clotlting. hung them as separat d v it may be over tho foot of tho bid and upo-i chairs, and open tho windows, so that every thinjj may bo thoroughly aired before the bed is made. Tho window should bo left open ir. pleasant weather until the huh begin.) to decline, when they should w clo-ed, since late in the day tho air, except ou very br ght days, begins to bo charge l with sensible moisture t tat is, it Is inoro or less "damp," and to (deep in damp air is nearly us bad as to sleep :n damp dieets. The common exception, to bleeping in "night air," though not very well ex- Iiro-sed, is perfectly sound in fact. To to sure, "night air" can, in a itrict sense, bo nothing else than "night air;" but what is meant in the objection isnir unduly charged w th sensible moisture. To breathe sueh air during tho day would bo just in deleterious as to breathe it during the night, only that during sleep tho hv Hienl system is in a condition less littci to resist its evil i nil ueiice. This docs not apply to ma larious di-t rifts, w hero noxious exhala tions ate thrown from the sod into the air much nine abnndatt'lv during tln night than during the day. Thus one may pas the day in tho Pontile Marshes near Homo, or in the rietv wauips of iSoulh (.'arolina, with toler able safety, while it is almost fatal to sleep thure for a single night. It is very desirablo that only one person should occupy a bed. In nc case, if it can poss bly be nvo'iled should two persona very different in age, temperament and habits, sleep to gether. The evils resulting to a young person from sleeping with an aged one aro universally reeogn;zi'd. The child is almost sure to become enfo 'bled: whether tho aged person is benelited thereby, as Is commonly supposed b not so certain. Tho common opinion is that the old person, in some tin st.'i 1 oils way, draws out vitalitv from the young one and absorbs it into his own system. ' Hut, leaving th;s out of view. Iliert' are ev.ls more or loss inseparable from double-bed sl oping. Very rarely will two persons sleep together whoso sys tems reuuiro just the same amount of bod-clot liing; and, If a compromise la elleeled, one mil t have too little, the other too much. If one of them bo restless, the other must be annoyed;' if one be wakeful, ho will d.hturb the sleep of the o'.her. And in any case each must in sunm degree inhale the vitiated air which hits just been breathed out by tho other. The single beds," of course, occupy somewhat more space than a dou ble one. And in oaso the siv.o and shape of the bedroom, or tho usesolhei than sleeninir. for which it mav be re quired, tireiliido two ordinary beds, a trundlo-bed, to bo run benea'h tho other during tho day, Is preferable to n double bed, esp.'eiaily where one of the occupants is ach ld. A bedroom should, ns far as possible, not bo used as a store-room; and, in casn it is necessary to have a trunk or two In it, these may bo tit 1 ..ml !t couches or seats, by covering them w th cushions iuikIo for the pnrpos i. Most cpocially tho spaco under the bed should not bo used in repository for tilings) to be kept put. of s'ght. Wher ever else shoes, lu:ul!cs, and odds and ends may le plaued, they should nevci Le placed under tho bed. In a healthful home, no bedroom lo be occupied by a singlo person, w II contain less than eight hundred cub c feet. For two persons, its cubical con tents should be greater by at lent one half; und a st.ll more liberal amount (f spaeo Is desirablo if tho si.o of tin house will permit. Laws of Health. THE DOLPHIN. Wlmtlbe AnrlrnU TlmuBlit of tills Won. ilerful Ft.lt. A'A an ascribed to it a parental love that d d not fear death for tho sake of its young. Tho mother would not for sake her young ono when it wascaught, but would f-hare captivity and death with it; f one of two was taken, the mother w. ui Id drive tho other away from the danger, und then go back to perish with tho caught one. Mian tells of many such traits which seem to reveal a kind of human nature in tho dolphin, and to connect it most Inti mately with man and his sea-life. Dol phins were said to a-oompany the ship of the hardy sailor over tho solitary sea, to endeavor to cnterla'n him with their sportite movements, und to be so confiding thut, if they were called by the name of Pinion, they would cotno up and help the lishernian n hi work ol driving tho lish into his net. Tliey forewarned h'm of the storm, also had a good feeling toward bathing boys, and ex hibited thankfulness toward man. Tho spiritual qualities of the dolphin appeared not less deep to antiquity. If a dolphin was caught, ho would greedily cat all tho lish that were caught with him, then would break the net and escape; hence tho wiso fisher man, if ho casually caught a dolphin, would draw a rush through his nose und let him go, marking him for an other time. That 'ich an animal, to which a lavish faat-y ascribed so many noble qualities, Bhould have enjoyed in reality a certain degree of honor and indulgence, follows, as a matter of course, especially when it is remem bered that tho dolphin was of little value when caught, but when at large could often make himself very useful by driving u; tho smaller lisncs toward the acts, as the whale does in the her-ring-Jiehcry. Dr. Biedcrmann, in l'vj hlar Science Monthly. If the water in your Washing is hard or alkali, use the Standard Boap Co.'i Petroleum Bleaching Boap. IU effect will surprise you. Absolutely Pure. Tlrts nnwrtnr nover rnrlea A marvel of surltv, titroiiKth and wlivltfauinrnrsa, More ermionilnil tliail tlie ordinary kimls. anil cannot bo aulil In conivit. tlnnwitli the niultitiulo of low Unt, stiurt wi-iht, alum or jihiaititiuto powili-rs. Bo'.il only In IIOYAL IUKI.MJ 1'OWDRK lu. lis nun airwi, ... I. 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