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About The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 22, 1884)
The Stage Coach In New York City. When tho railroad car took thb nlaco iL, ln... -a . oi ui 8iaM-coacn, it deprived travel of most of its pleasures. One sees Din mho or the country as ho is whirled rapidly through it amid noise i -J n-1 f . ... uu uusu .mure is no way in whl h scenery can be so well enjoyed, as from an outside seat of a stage-coach. The moderate rato oi speed allows all the beauties or the scene to be appreciated, and the changes of the road present an erer-varying panorama. Then the siage-coacu allowed of social enjoy irient, ana cnai and stories made tho time pass pleasantly. What a contrast Detweeu mo tavern, where the Btao-o-passengers stopped for dinner, and the present railway station with iu "five minutes for refreshmenta!" There is so much that is pleasant and enjoyable in travel by stage that wealthy gentle- biou iu ixuw lorn uty and vicinity not iuug uunuimi a coaenmg club, each momber of which had a "coach and four." There are now many members ui mo ciuo. r,acu nas a coach made in me oesi possioie style. The body of eacn ana mo running gear is painted in a amerent style lrom theotherp. The norses are carefully selected, and have the most complete harness and trap pings. The coaches have seats for six upon the roof, besides a place for the "guurd," who with his horn announces the arrival of the coach. The driver is usually the owner of tho coach, and there is no little friendly rivalry amon the members over their skill in "haniC ling the ribbons." A parade of the coaching club is something well worth seeing, and the club makes occasional excursions to ,niore or less distant points. On one occasion its members, or a part of them, drove to Philadel phia and back, by the stage-route fol lowed before the days of railroads. One momber of the club is so enthusiastic a coachman that he runs a daily coach between one of tile hotels of this city and a point in the suburbs. He takes passengers at a round price, and thus allows those who are not mem bers of the club to enjoy tho pleasures of this mode of traveling. So popular is the Tally-ho Coach that places are engaged many days ahead. The passenger oy the coach leaves the city by that beautiful gateway, Central Park, and sees tho city mult gradually into the country. His road takes him past beau ,iful villus as well as primitive farm houses. His senses are soon saluted by the refreshing sea air, and he arrives at his destination prepared to do justice to tho ample dinner that awaits him. His destination is Pelhara Bay, one of the. roost charming spots upon Long Island Sound. He here ex changes tho varying scenes and sights of the road for one of tranquil beauty. The blue waters of the Sound stretch out iu front of him, and the many sail ing craft go lazily by, their quiet'boing in strange contrast to the fussy little 6teamer that occasionally passc3. After a few houis of rest at Pelhara Bay the homeward journey is commenced, and the passenger enjoys tho samo scene in the light of tho" declining sun, and reaches tho starting point just as gas lights and electric lamps are replacing the daylight, refreshed by the novel mode of travel and tho change of air and scene. "But," somo may say. "it is very expensive." So it is, but nulike many of the amusements of tho wealthy, every dollar exponded by tho Coaching Club helps somo ono. The coach maker, the painter, the harness maker, and many other trades are ben- eliteu, and even the farmer, who breeds stajie horses, has their valuo in creased by what some regard as t lie ex- trovagance of the Coaching Uuo. Americm Agriculturist. Billy's Invention. Billy Longhead, who lives out on Dayton bluff, has been closely engaged tho past two years on a contrivance to check runaway horses. Last week he brought his scheme to a head and cele brated the affair by taking his best girl out foradr've. lie had placed one of his inventions on the wagon for tho purpose of showing his girl how long his head was and how quickly ho could bring a horse to terms if he took notion to run away. Tho invention is simple, being a reel round which a line linked and very strong chain is wound. Tho chain runs .under the horse and is attached to the bit. The reol has cog wheel connection with the wagon wheel, and is thrown into gear by a little lever that runs up into the wagon. The day was lars-e. The sun shone, the birds sang, the rivulets rivlod and as Billy and his girl rodo along through tho country, happy in each other s love, they planned and schemed how they would have their house arranged and grounds laid out when Billy's wonder- lul invention should nil his colters wnn gold. Everything seemed bright. The prospect was brilliant and lunch coun ters and box-cars occupied a very hazy back ground in the picture which Billy had paiuted of the tiiture. . They wcro going down hill. The wagon was boosting the grajio arbor that was drawing it along at a pretty lively ga t. Now was a good opportu nity for Billy to prove tho value of his invention, 'Ho whipped tiio horse into a run, which was not hard work as ho was going down hill. At last when they were moving through space at tho rate of seventeen miles r.n hour. Billy smiling on his lady whpered "Now we'll stop, hang on;" just at this point ho shoved the lever, tho reel com menced to pull in tho chain at tho rate of one thousand miles an hour; the horse was going one way while tho cli.iin was coming the other. This state of nffairs lasted about eight se.onds, when the horse and chain botli camo tho same way and the wagon with its occupants continued to proceed through the air. Somehow things got mixed. Billy got bewildered, his girl got tangled up among tho wheels of the buggy, and tho ho se seemed to bo trying to kick himself back to town. When Billy had excavated his eyes he went on a relief expedition for his girl; he found her in, several places, but managed to get her together so he could recognize her and found that with the exception of s fewt hair and much of nose, she was all present A very low temperature has sprung np between Billy ana the girL and he hasn't been able to prove that he didn't put up a scheme on her to get; her out of the way so that he might tie to another female on the other sido of the river. St Paul Herald. Corn-IIosklnf Festival. IT... !..! , . . IT".. vmuiy to ail those of us who D.o uorn in me country comes the re- ...iiiuiauuo 01 nusking-timo. waited for it as the eala-dav of the. year. It was called a frolic The trw uaymg ior the most part shed their u W, xarmers waded through tho alien loaves and carao through the ncen morning air to the eleeful com pany. i no Irosts which had silvored everything during the night began to u-l 'i . 0 I0P 01 ine corn-shocks, imuio me iarmers worn waitino- f. oiiiers, mey stood blowing their breath -.i . . . ----- & mrougn their lingers or ashing their arms around their bod v to kenn n warmth of circulation. Hoarino- mirtK greeted, the late farmer as he crawlo 1 over me lence. Jokes and repartee and rustio salutations abounded. All readv. now! Thn mn iuu nr ,k 8U0CK 01 COm and hurl It nnulrntK - - wunv uwil V I U U while tho moles and mice which hnva secreted themselves there for warmth attempt to escape. The wltho of straw is unwound from the corn-shonk. nn,i the stocks, hoavy with the wealth of grain, are rolled into bundles, between. nmu uio iiuBnersiis uown. jiienusK-ing-peg is thrust in until it strikes, and then tho fingers rip off the shcathinc ot nio cur, aim mere is a cracn as me root ot the corn is snapped off from thn jiusk, anu tne gram disimprisoned hurled up into tho sunlight. Tho air is so tonic, the work is so cxhilaratinc. the company is so blitho. that soma laugh, and somo shout, and some sin', and some banter, and some tease neighbor for a romantio ride alone the edge of the woods in eventido in a car- ! il. .i. till.. . riiiiru uiut noios dui two. and somo prophesy as to the number of bushols to the field, and others go into compe tition as to which shall riilo the most corn-shucks before sundown. After while the dinner-horn sounds from the farm-house, and the table is surrounded by a group of jolly and hungry men from all tho pantries and cellars and perches of fowl on the place the richest tiainues come, and there is a carnival and neighborhood reunion, and a socno which tills our memory, part with mues, dui more Willi tears, as we ro membor that the farm now belongs to other owners, and other bands gather in the fields, and many of those who mingled in that merry husking scene have themselves been reaped ' like as a shock of corn coineth in his season." Dr. Tulmage, in Frank Leslie's Sunday. juuyuzme. A Very Hot Taxpayer. Is this the Uuited States Weather Bureau?" exclaimed an excited indi vidual in a melted collar and hot-as-blazes frarao of mind, rushing Into tho United States Signal Service ollice on tho corner of Wood street and Fifth avenue lost Wednesday, les, sir: mis is an othco of the bureau," replied the gcntloman in charge. 0, it is, Is it," sarcastically ox cla med the perspiring individual. "It 9 a part ot the institution, is it? Well, sir, ir, it s a swindlo! A barefaced swin- die on tho taxpaying citizen, sir! That is what it is, sir!" And the hot man grew so terribly hot that his face looked like a bloom just ready lor the squeez ers. 'I do not comprehend you, sir," ro plied tho signal-service officer, with dignity. 'O, vou don t; don t your lou ou't comprehend me? (), no, of course not. Certainly, you don t That, am t what wo taxpayors pay out our money for, to be comprehended. What did your bureau promise Saturday? Didn t you say a cold wave was on its way here, and that it would reach us Sunday, and tho weather would be cool er, didn't you?" "Well, sir, what if wo did?" "What it you did. Of course you did. You know vou did. You can't deny it. Wliero is it?" " I'm sure I do not know," returned the official abruptly. "We do not ar range the wea'her. " " You don't! Why, what are we tax payers getting for our money, then?" exclaimed the hot man. "lhe bureau simply furnishes me teorological information relative to the state of the weather," answered the of licial, with dignity. "Information! Great Scotland, do you think a man has to be shoveled into a blast-furnace before ho knows it's hot? Bo you mean to say we taxpay ers support this bureau to tell us what the thermometer is when our shirt-collars are running into our boots? If you can't regulate the weather, what are you forf A blind mule with his ta;l broke off knows when it's hot and cold without you telling us. What are wo taxpayers getting for our money?" and tho wild man turned himself out on the sidewalk, red, hot, liihsing globule of wrath. httmirgU Chronicle, Boston un 1 New York. As the car swung into Madison ave nue from Forty-second street two ladies got aboard. One of them wore glasses nnd that intellectual contraction of tho eyebrows peculiar to tho ladies of the lluh. With tho true Boston instinct she began talking about books and authors. "You have rood 'Jane hyre ol course?" said hor companion. "Oh, yes," said tho intellectual la ly from Boston; "I have read a'.l Her works and like them so niticV The oilier lady coughed behind her handkerchief and then asked, wuh a twinkle in her eye: "Have you ever read any of Daniel Deronda's novels?" - . . ... ., . i .j.. " l es. indeed, saiu monosion inu, " all of them. But do you know I think ho is almost too analytical?" "How do yon li c Adam Code's writ ing?" asked the New Yorker. 'Oh, they a e lovely. Hut don t you think they are a little shallow;" "I have never read them," said tho other, behind her fan. The lady from lioston cast a loo oi pity on her illiferato companion and the two got off the car at Sixty-first street- .V. Y. Jlera'd. I be your pardon, madam," said a gentleman, lifting his hat politely to richly aresscu wumnu uh mo but vour face is strangely familiar to .1 I ... WA V.r me. l am sure inai i uu mm, juu w fore." "Yis, Misther Jones," replied the richly dres.sed woman, "it's nieself that knows ye. Oi'm your cook. M t Graphic lwarfs of Olden Times. The most famous dwarf of olden tinms was Philetas, who lived in Kgypt three hundred years before Christ. it) lien a grown lliun ho was mi mnll nn light that ho dared not go out of doors without having lead weights in his pockets lest he should bo blown wv. And vet he wus agreat pact, and so wise mi jearueu ana trustworthy Unit ho wus cnosen oy tne lung, ilolemy Soter, w uireci we studies oi his son l'uiladol phus, the heir to the throne. How queer it must have seemed to the young Prince to have such a mite for a toaohori 'Writers of that long-ago tinio say that mere was once a whole tribe of dwarfs living in India; and that they rodo about on sheep and goats, and cut down tho corn with axes as if tho corn-field were a great forest. Kvery winter whole ilocks of cranes those tall birds with Inn or Knol-B it u.m a .it.. . T 1 colder lands, and the dwarfs were fond of picking up the birds' feathers, nnd what was worse, of stea hn? their two. nu.!.. i .i iui maue uie cranes verv niierv. that they attacked the robbers, and as the dwarfs would not run away, there was a temblo battle, where, Addison says, llinb In tho midst, the chieftain dvrti f was Full twenty Inchotiill be strode along-. But he was killed, and so were all hi little soldiers, and that was tho end of the dwarf nation. 1 his sounds rather like a fairv-tnln. and perhaps it is not all true. but. at the sa.ue time It is not impossiblo that a very small raco of people lived long ago, inoeeci meir bones have been found buried in the ground in many differcut countries. hole acres of land in tho Slato of Tennessee are thought to havobeon tho burying grounds of a pigmy raeo that must have lived before the rod Indian It is said that about fifty years ago some one accidentally discovered there hun dreds of little skeletons under the ground, the largest not moro than nine teen inches long, and peoplo knew by the shape of the teeth that these were the skeletons of grown-up persons. The eoflius were made of four rough, flat stones, and were all placed in regular rows, about two feet down in tho earth, tho little people lying on their backs. their arms crossed on their breasts, and each ono holding a sort of small stono jug; one of these skeletons wore a neek- luee made of niiictv-four pearl heads. and at a short distance from tho burial place were found tho ruins of what seemed to have been a very old town. Whether this account is authentic, I cannot say. Dwarf-graves havo also been found in Central America, nnd in some parte of Europe and Asia; and on an island near Scotland, called the Isle of Pigmies, is an old ruined chapel. In whoneanmll vimlUa pigmy folk In found, Whose bones the dulvor with bis spade up throws. In the time of the Roman Kmpiro it was the custom for rich peoplo to buy dwaris and keep them lor pets. Julio, the niece of Ciesur Augustus, had a lit tle favorite named Conopos, and a hand maiden, Andromeda, each of whom was only "twofectandahand breadth high." Augustus himself was verv fond of dwarfs, and used to send to all parts of the world lor them; but ho would not have any excepting those who were well-shaped, handsome and lively. Ho and his little pets used to play together n the palace; whilo listening to their pretty prattling tho great hinocror for got his worldly cares. Tho Romans had a cruet practice oi miiKing uwans uy , .r . i - i , . keeping young babies in wooden boxes to prevent their growing; and by tho time tho poor little creatures were few years old they were worth a great deal oi money. In hgvpt Hud Persia and lurkov, pet Iwarfs had been kept from the verv earliest times, and from thoso countries. the fashion spread to Europe. In tho it v of Mantua, in Italy, thero is in the, Duke's palace a suite of six very small rooms with ceilings so low that a tail man cannot stand up under them; two tiny staircases led to these rooms, which are said to hare been bunt lor the Duke's dwarfs to live in. William, Duke of Normandy, the conqueror of England, had dwarf-pages, and it was tho fashion among his nobles to have as many of these littlo creatures as they could get to wait on them and lead their horses in grand processions. Wide Awake. The Dunce of the Onondugas. At nine o'clock a tocsin was souudod, and ten minutes later tho redskins were assembled in the Council House. Fires wero lighted on the hearths, and boil- . " , . ers ot green corn ana ueans wero sei steaming. Chief Webster, with un covered head, addressed tho people. Ho said: "Driven from his native hunting grounds by the white man, vet the In diau has his freedom nnd plenty of beans, corn, and squash. When we at these to-day, we should thunk tho Great Spirit for them, and remember tho bravo deeds of our forefathers. Every true red man will rcmemlier the traditions of our forefathers, Hnd take iart in these ceremonies. hilo wo . 4.. II . ..... give tliaiiKS ior a iuu niirvesi, wo mum not forget 'tho kindness of the Great Spirit the last year, but bo better In dians than ever before. Love your tro- ilions, be brave like your mighty fore ithers, and you w ill bo good Indians." ten followed the green-corn dance. 'lie dance continued Ior an hour, aim the perspiration stood in great drops on the trows of the dancers. A song was then chanted, and after an intermission f ten minutes the dancing wbs resumed. 'lie Indians, frem the oldest to the oungost, indulged in this ancient cus tom, and shouted ana jumped in giee. ho gay and fantastic costumes, tne weird strains of the music, anu me aricd and grotesque figures of the ince reminded ono forcibly that a dis tinct civilization 1 in our niiiisi. ai nmm tho big mess of maize and beans was distributed among tho Indians, who had brought pails for that purpose, ajd they took it home for private feasts. A k.rVout. (t.incn. lostin? four davs. will be held at the reservation when the corn cut and gathered. byracuse louner. The Walnut Street Theater, Phila delphia, seventy-five years old, is the oldest theater in America, It was orig inally built in an outskirt; it is now in the center of wealth, Wo and lasuion. The building of the theater was begun la 1808. Ihuadelphia Time. AS OLD 49-ES CERTIFIES TO A BXKAKK ABLE CUKK. DH. EVORY Dear Sir: I hs.il Ivwn tmii bled with Nan! 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Mora etMiiomlral tban Uie ordinary kinds, anil eannol be sold III romiwtl Uonwith the multitude of low tcet, short wofciht. alum or iihosphata powders. Hold only in cans. Hot At, IUhimu I'uann I'e., lie nail strvot, N. Y, use wmmi PULMONAR BALSAM INOiriKNT OOWSTJMPTION', Bronohitis, Influenza, Asthma, Ami sll TIIHOAT and l.l'NG T KOI' Ill.kS, Sold sv all Druugists roa Kirtv Cents. J. It. UATF.N A ili. Proprietors, 417 Sansomi Streit. 8an Franoisot. THf BEST TONIC AND" man. TjnicioussVrne- isrynrmous. Thls Valuable lllsrovrry Is belni eib-nslvely aaeil a, id is performing nuuiy astonishing cun-s, Asa Senior and Tonlr It Is unsuriwaml. Ci,li-ry. Ilerf and lronpuseeaMM wondurfuliiowvrlobulltlupliroken dewn oi'iiatliutlnna, and rratore !, to both mind andboily. II Is a Hiire Heninly In eases uf (leu. eral lK-btllty, Nervous KxIiaiisIIoil Nieeplvasnesa eu- ralK's I'r iliiaTy liiiiioultii-a and all IrrrHiiK. nii nu f HenllB whrraa IODIC ana ftrrvine. is reiiuireu. lie ware of imitations, ssa worthless and spurious aril ale is bolus sold, piinmrtlng to 1m Celery, llovlaudlruu, il iiiii.L,iv.iai KIT Clar tUrert. see. bum I rnnrlsre. C'nlven'a Carbolic, SHEEP WASH. IM per linlloa. After dl,pini the shc:,i, U undid for preservliiK wet lililus, destroying the vino pest and for wheat drosslnus anil disiiifm'tlnirpuriMMrs, etc. T. W. Jai kson, 0. K., Solo Agent for i'sclilo Coast FARIViER MINERS, FISHERMEN UKST IS TIIK WOULD. WOONSOCKET RUBBER COMPANY 414 and 416 Market htieet, Han Fraudsco, l.'sl. JAMKH W. DOLAN. BelllnK ARcnt, THOMAS H. DROWN & SON, NOVELTY CARRIACE WORKS, CHICAGO, ILL These Sulkies are mads from 48 to 68 pounds, and to flt any boras, and an used by all the best trainers and drivers in the country. Aleo by Ex. Oor. Iceland Stanford and others of California. Brown's Patent HOVKLTY BULKY, Price. 180.00. Boslnc, IB extra. STUDEBAKER & BROS. Aceatta. FrtstirlRe. Cal. erWnMTll:,IIr:i"".,7...i.l-rtsa. 1SMV(SJ" ini LA! SlalcmS.A3ICT. ICO MM 0L.VWIA DR. PIERCE'S KleetrMaa-fielfe Bell r is the only complete Bod y-bsi f in the world. Only erne a continuous El.ICTP.o-M AO- -..... niai Aclda. Tt lt urrs disease like magic fur male i. Hundreds cured I PamphUt, c, ftee. m female. KAOltXnC EUSTIC TBU58 COMPAST, TO Sacramento street, Saa iraociKo. Arji R" DR.H ENLEY 's"0 fWjf4 IXTRAtTOr." -w ILiijiW 1 , JnliUJJ RirssaMitea ,;n J m L-L-l A:i otm 1 1 M 2-1 if I Deipondenl I lllsCLaMeJaaeajInaiaV, ivj HOffPUt. i 13 losuooieis vv Ina-ALa-Ra. aT -S" K0MS Warranted to relieve or I' euro Heart Diaoaso. j. Ji MACK A CCy a-c;rvrr73r 'I V7 Woman's Suffering and Relief. Those languid, tiresome sensations, causing you to feel scarcely able to be on your feet; that constant drain that la taking from your system all Its formor elasticity; driving the bloom from your checks; that continual strain upon your vllal forces, rendering you Irritable and fretful, can easily be removed by the use of that mar veloua remedy, Hop Hitters, Irregularities and obstructions of your system, are relieved at onoe, wbllo Uie special cause of periodical pain are permanently removed. None receive so much benefit, and none are so profoundly grateful. and show such an Interest In recommending Hop Hitters as women. A Postal Card Story. I was affected with kidney and urinary Trouble- ' "For twelve yenral" After trvlno all tllA iliuitrtra .ml r.l.nl medicines. I could hear of, I uaed two bot Hen of Hop "Ultters;- And I am perfectly cured. I keep It "All the tiiun!" nHiwclfiillir l V llnnih Smilabiiry, Tenn. Alny i, likl. ' IliiAiiroim, Pa., May 8, 1873. It has cured me of several dUcasca, such as nervousness, sickness at tho stomach, monthly troubled, etc, I have not seen a sick day In a year, since I took Hop Hitters. All my neigh bors imc them. Mltn. Fanny Ukkk.v. $3,000 Lost. "A tour to Kuropo that cost nie M,00ft, done me less good tliuu one bottle of if up Hitters; they aim cured my wife of llfteen years' nerv ous weakness, slcepleiuuiens and dyHiH-psla." IU M Auburn. N. V. Ho. IlMXtMlNovii.i.ic, O., May 1, "79. Hutu -1 have been siitlurlnir ten veara. and I tried your Hon Hitters, and It done nie more good than all lite doctors. Miss a. 8. Hoonk, Baby Saved. Wo are so thankful to sav that nur nui-slmr hahr waa ncriiiauciitlv cured of a danirnmua and prolracled cnnstiation and Irregularity of me iHiweie uy me use or nop iiiiuirs ny us mother, which at lhe same lime restored her to perfect health and strength. l lie rurenla, itoclicster, N, , . tNono irenulne without a hunch nf man llui on the white label Khun all thn viln nni. sonoua stuir with "Hop" or "Hope" In their name. TXnm 3NT o X) ci tt a 1 1 Stronyeat, Purest, llcttand Most A'coiwhI iral in tht Market. Never Varies In Qua ftva Itemninwiuled to tX)N:;nil-:U8 hy lea UrT Fhjesi cians, t'lienilsU sud members of i r aa I'nincisro ll,rd ol lluaith msrissn sr ths COTHIN fdANUFACTURiNC COMPANY HAN HANUINCO ANU SMRAMkil k, l'lAKOM, OIM.AIVN. HOII I.Kit at 'IIANK.a. Vranclaon and Fori. lauil, AgeuU lor Decker Una)., Fischer, lichiilm Belir Hrt and the Kmerson Flanon. Also for Mason ft Hemhlln and Uie Chase Organs, These atreni-les are seliH-tiMl fur merit, and reiireernt the bi-st rn the Market. w rite for iit-scriiitton and uei prices, f if lleadiiuarters for bund Instruments and Uanu Huipliea. HHAMCII A nCih .Uahler. lloenlah l'uuvis; BimleS onimns, band fiiatruinanta, Larirest stink el Hheet Sliulo and llonka liamls siipiilluil at Eastern trloea H. OUAY, K) I'uet rllroot, Han Frandioo. N. P. N. U. No. 4II.-H. If. S. U. No, lai. PlSCfS rtrVEDl rOr CTAn;iH J li Rahv In use. A eerlaln cure. Not expensive. Three inonliia' trailiiii-ut in one niu-kiure, (lnod fur (Vll In the lli ail, lliwlHi-he, lilsritirM, Hay Kevef, ato, t llty ot-nia. Hy all llrutulns, nr by mall. K.T. IIAIriNK. Warren. Pa. oftlieOenen. n.. iiitrif'ii-Aijffiit- ihani:i,i l rmiut n-turnof VIOOIU . LL.Min. I.tf I ,.. II I.1. I,,. all- Ill. Ailotitnl inali Slniilei-aaea,JleS. Beereon,i ,k$K. l'uillBa, 30 DAYS' TRIAL .-rv DR. Pk DYES (svr.M.V. l . tsnsH.) niEt'TrlO-VOLTAlO PKI.T and other Kiecrmfl IJ Amjicrs are sent on ) Days' Trial TO HKM ONLV, YOU NO OH Ol.l), wl are suffer ing from Nanviii-s Pfsimtv. Ixt Vitaltit, WsSTisn WrsKKrsHKS, and all tnoae dlsensesof a rciwasAf, HsTiiaa, resultliiff from Ausu rnd Onisa Oavses. Sreily relief and ojmiplele restoration Iu Usaliii. Viooa and Mash xid SOAatiHTsrn. Bi-nd at ouue for Olustrtted ramiihlel tree. Address Voltaio Bolt Co., Marshall, Mich, RUPTURE Atwolutr.f cur-d In It) ta 19 hsr fW llsfH,'s Palaxafi 'J M tut-n (til a XlMtia Tru. 'Z'Wiimnu-ii live only BltrloTruM Intti workl. KuttirlrailftrpntfSm 1lo(hr. forfoot ReUlnsjr, tnd Isvoni wtthotMAntl wnft)rt niht silvd tj. Cura tllel fTIUlWDeMl I. J. NltllllM Of NtW Ytrta. nil liundrwlfKif trl).f rt, Nrw liluttrmtad MAQNFTIC tLAST.b TRUSS COMPANY. 7o4 ruiouto bu.oof. Komf . Baa .VrsuwtMO. CM. t3t --" At 41avQ. b a . a a . ,sH-tt U ea Staf IIOW TO WIN AT CARDS, PICE.ic, saa. A I MKTHI.I bent freele i Astnns.-I maniilMi-lure X r Rinmaiillvon band avar an 'e and keen f aninieiiBeiif wWINwIllk I d for mam I 1 I. Iimi a,'. -av w Iart tin. a I'ytnestMirtinsiraieriiiirto S,, J1" e'"" " niir, onui , SsaaSel SaMSaSlwel, lark CUf . V. X. Wi'Ht'H lllt'ctrlc lit'ItH. WESrov IIAV1NO IXVENTED I a niunoer in r.i.Ki 1HI0IJKI.TI, now nrieut to the world uiy ' 'Nrw 1m nrtived lMt,M siiimtIot in e 'ery resiMtto all others, T iis Is tlie CHl V HKM which can be Oil AROED WITH WATER and conn. aeoiistaul current of electricity throiiKh the buniau bwly. eurinfALl. i)isrjtsr.wiTiiui!Tsim.irijKaiiil re sbulnc lost uiauhoniL TuoUMtxlAof tt-stimonials of Its falueounui. rur male aiiuieniaie. neiut.n i, on. ouh. l'rice. till. He d for circultrs to O. M. WEHU IM Msrket street, Han Fransiani. SEWER, WATCff AfVO Ij VJTWT1H,T- 1J I Tl.ls BrXT or Pnroneea. for 'a mala ei)niy lor the cure ol deraiMO-menie of Ibe eraeratlveoorana. There ts no mistate alioul this Inetrnwienl, the con tlnnous stream ol Si.l.i TKIOIT Bermeatlnrj throuKh the parts inu4 mtiire them to health action. Do no, ronlound tms with letno Belts adrertua-d to cure ell Ills (rum had to It Is foi M'ina tmriyiaa III Till.,. lTlni Iuu Infonnalton, aiKlreee U yjrtfr? t--arliSWlUAttICuav,iaV fOT)