EUGENE CITY GUARD. I. L. CAM P IIK lL, - Froprlcter. T EUGENE CITY. OREGON. P. T. BARNUM'S WILL. Tlieferlveof Phylclan(i--.ohlii f lef tarlaa IaKtltntioa..-Ionatloo t Bridgeport. New York Sun. "Why, when you made your will re cently, did you tako the troublo to call conclave of physician to certify to your condition "Because of what I had soon of con tests over wills, in the case of Frank Leslie and a dozon others. Why, we have had one right hero, that over the will of Capt. John Brooks, who diod in full possoHsion of all his faculties, but pretty old, and loft most of his uionoy to the church, and now relations ho scarcely over hoard of are contesting his will. Thev hud me on the wit ness stand, and" asked me what, in my opinion, was Capt. Brook's mental con dition. I replied that I thought his mind was as sound as that of any rich man who has poor relations. They droppod me pretty quickly. I don't suppose there is anything in my will that anybody will contest, but I don't propose to leavo any ground for legal troublo over it. I provido that any legatoo who makes a contest shall, as a penalty for so doing, forfeit what ever is bwiuoatheil to him in tho will, and 1 have loft a fnnd of $100,000 in reserve in tho hands of the executors until the will is pro bated, expressly to fight any contestant who may arise. And if that is not enough, they can thou go on and apply the estate to make the light. As a measure of precaution, I called in my personal physician, who is an allopath, a prominent hoimi-oputhio physician, and the treasurer of the Bridgeport hospital, who is a leading doctor, and had them not only witness my will, but make oath that they beliovod mo to be of sound mind." Havoyou made any bequests to puroly sectarian institutions?" "No, sir. Not a dollar. I have hith erto givon many thousands of dollars to tho building of evangelical churches, but have made no bequests for any thing of that Bort. But I havo givon to what I believe the most practical Chris tian institution in America and I don't know a man belonging to it that mag nificent Children's Aid society. I havo not only given thoin a certain consider able sum of nionoy, in my will, but left to thorn an interest in my shuro of tho large profits of tho Barnum-London show as long us it shall bo in oxwtonc'e. I havo done that for several other in stitutions, but not for any on sectarian grounds." "How much moro havo you made and cither given away or retained until now?" "Oh, I don't know. Millions upon millions. I am amazed myself when I think over what I havo expended and given away. 1 havo mado a good deal outside of my show businesses, in real estate, much of it here iu Bridgeport. I built up East Bridgeport, which, not many years ago, was all farms, in or der to induce tho erection of largo manufactories there, I gave away many thousands of dollars' worth of valu able land, with tho oxeelleut result of causing tho building up of hundreds of homes all about them, uud tho perma nent establishment of n flourishing and contented population." "Independent of the donations yon havo made in that way, to advance your own lu:ided interest.), you have given largely solely for the public good, have you uot?" i'or tho first time in tho courso of tho interview, Mr. Barnum spoke with manifest rohiotanco. "I think," ho said, "that it is not a becoming thing in mo to recapitulate what my good fortune has enabled mo to do for my friends and noighbors, for so I deem all Bridgeport. There uro doubtless many among them who, had they been equally successful in having the means to disnoso of, would have been at least as liberal us I have been. I had been lucky, and naturally wished those about mo to have some snare m my men. it win ail be told when I am gone. Iu this mat ter I should prefer for onco to drop tho showman uud not seem to be 'blowing my own horn."' "Let me speak for him," interpolated a friend who was present, "as I believe I .can correctly, so far, at least, as tho main things deserving of mention. Many voars ago ho and his then asso ciate, ften. Noble, donated to the city of Bridgeport, Washington park, a beau tiful grove surrounded by churches and tlno residences, which the city would not sell now for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Then he, individually, gave the city $70,000 worth more of land for park purposes, on the condition that the city is bound to forever maintain it as a park, and always to have a free bathing ground on its front. In tho citv cemetery ho gavo Boveral thousand dollars' worth of lots for a burial plot for the (5 rand Army of thollepublicjaa much more for tho lire department of Bridgeport; 3,000 single graves for poor people, on condition that they should be scattered all ovor the ceme tery, not located iu any ono place to gether, where tho spot might come to b known I y the opprobrious uatiio of l'otter's I'ield, and the further condi tion that the very poor shall Is? buried for nothing, and iu no case shall more than $ lie charged, instead of tho ordinary rato of $7. In addition to all that he gave tome $,"0,000 worth of land for tho cemetery. In his native town of Bethel, a few miles from here, no erected a fountain that cost him $10,000 in Berlin, and with the littiu,! up and ground about it, represented $20,000 at lea.st. Ho pao " "There! tin re! stop!'' interposed Mr. Barnum. "No more of that. To sit hero and listen to you going en in that way mal.es mo feel as if you were read ing my obituary aloud." Arkanaw Traveler: When a owar.l takes up do notion 0 tighten', he Ken whnp a brave man. I'o snappin' do whar backs inter de fence co'u.-r i uw:::l. Home ol Lincoln' Joke. Iteli: IVrley Poore. President Lincoln has beon mado re sponsible for so many jokes that he re minds one of a noted Irish wit, who, having beon ruined by indorsing the notes of his frionds, used to curse the day whon ho learned to write his namo, as he had obtained such a reputation for willingness to oblige that he could not refuse. Mr. Lincoln might well have regrotted ever having made a joke, for he was expected to say something funny on all occasions, and has been mado answerable for all manner of jests, stories and repartees, as if he had combined all tho elements of humor, common-place heartlessness, and coarse ness, mingled with a pasnion for re viving the jokes of Joe Miller and tho circus clowns. Yet he did say many excellent things. On one occasion when Senator Wade came to him and said : "I tell yon. Mr. President, that un less a proposition for emancipation is adopted by the governmont, we will all go to tho dovil; at this very moment we are not over one mile from hell." "Perhaps not," said Mr. Lincoln, "as I bcliove that is just about tho distance from hero to the capitol, whore you gentlemen are in session." On ono occasion, at a recoption, whon the crowd of citizens and soldiers were surging through the salons of the White House, ovidently controlled by tho somewhat brusque western element, a gentleman said to him : "Mr. President, you must diminish tho number of your friends, or congress must enlarge this edifice." "Well," promptly repliod Mr. Lin coln, "I have no idea of diminishing tho number of my friends; but tho onlv question with mo now is whether it will behest to have the building stretched or split." At one of these receptions when a paymaster in full major's uniform was introduced, he said : "Being hero, Mr. Lincoln. I thought I would call and pay my respects." "Prom tho complaints made by tho soldiers," responded the president, "I guess that is all any of you do pay." Ward Lamon,-when Lincoln had ap pointed him marshal of tho District of Columbia, accidentally found himself in a street fight, and, in restoring peace, ho struck one of tho belligerents with his fist, a weapon with which ho was notoriously familiar. Tho blow was a harder one than Lnraon iutouded, for the follow was knockod senseless, taken up unconscious, and lay for some hours on tho bordor of life mid death. I. union was alarmed, and the noxt morning re ported tho all'air to tho president. "1 am nstonishod at you, Ward," said Mr. Lincoln, "you ought to havo known better. Hereafter, when you havo to hit a man, use a club and not your fist." ' Chafing i'rnnre. ' T. Colimi in Fortnightly Review. France is henceforth a vast intronehed camp, which cau bo defended in aweok by 1,000,000 and in a mouth by 3,000, 000 men. I know that all is not vet perfect in t!i.:s organization, but 1 also know that each day a grout stop in ad vance is mudo. " Voll, then," it will bo a.skod, "what is thoro to be anxious ubout? So much the better if you are armed; no ono will think of attacking you." Yes, no doubt; but you must un derstand that Pranco (and heroin lies tho gravity of tho present stato of th.ngBj desiros, with ardor proportiouod to the growth of her strength, to bo formally set free from tho night-uiaro dread or a possible invasion. Her tlo fens.vo power is only partially reassur ing, and her immense armament is a liouvy burden; there is a flagrant con tradiction between the institution of universal Imrrncks and thorn) republican aspirations w hich are becoming more and moro democratic day by d.iv. ihe simplest solution would be t ) lliug our selves ut all hazards up m Germany, to take bark from her our torinor Iron tiers, and to disarm her. That being done, we, too, might lay down our arms. Many people erroneously imagine that tho Prench cherish tho i lea oi it, but nothing of tho sort is true. There is not within my knowledge a single politician w ho dreams of such a thing, and among the people it w ould be most unpopular. 'i his terrible game, iu which our fate as a nation would be the stake, would depend upon the hazard of a battlo lost or won, and wo will not play it, except iu tho last extremity. JSut it remains none the less certain that we continually confront Germany us an irreconcilable enemy, moro on a -count of tho harm she could still do us than ou account of the harm she lias done; and that enemy is certainly not ono to be despised. If Germany is our bugbear, wo assuredly give her illustrious chief, the chancellor of the empire, many sleepless nights. He knows right well that the moment an enemy of his up rises anywhere ho may count two us and that other. Unless he should re duce us to absolute impotence, we, al though conquered, shall present an eternally insuperable barrier to his ambition. A Hrttrr Carbon Point. New Orleans Times-IVtiim'r&t. Zirconia, an extract from a mineral found in considerable quantities iu tho south, is quite likely to succeed petro leum coke for the manufacture of electric light carbons. Becent experi ments have been highly successful, nJ tho diseoerer ela ins to bo able to pio uuce a carbon point two inches in length that will last for a year. The Mrple Fl.tvnr. It is said that tho flavor of maple Fvrrp may bo communicated to cane or glucose syrup by tinett'.ie of guai.icum deprived of its resin by procipitaLon by water. A great deal of the maple sugar and syrup now sold is said to l neaily pure glucose prepared iu this way. UN JINtaUr. Ilvtrott Krw 1'iv-w.l "Here's tout rosst beef, sab," said Hie water; "f served it some timo ago." "Oh, indeed? roast beef? Whv, so von did. 1 thoiig'it all the timo it was a crack in the i i..te. Ar'.a:i.-av Travthr: le lvs' work whut a ii i diis is alius slow. J'e eon sprout dja:l lU-b, its way through de clod LINCOLN TO HOOKER A. Ilemarkablfi Letter from the War Irpartmpiit Archive, C'hiengo Triliuti". President Lincoln hnd trouble with the fiery Gen. Jo Hooker, who was angry nt the appointment of Lurnside as commander of tiie Potomac army. (Subsequently Hooker was app intod to command it, and then Lincoln wroto him a remarkable letter. This letter, says the Washington correspondent of The Boston Herald, was givon to Col. Robert N. Scott, of the war department, by Hooker him self, and the original is now in the arclmes. It is one of the most notablo iiroductions ever writen by President jincoln. Some parts of it are fairly Shakespearean in diction and thought It is as lollows: "Executive Mansion, Washington, I). C, Jan. 2S, 1KC3. To Maj. Gen. HoogEn Genkhal: I have placed you at tho head of the Army of the Potomac, Of course I have done this upon what appears to me to bo sullicient rea sons, and yet 1 think it best for you to know that there are some things in re gard to which I am not quite satisfied with you. I believe you to bo a brave and skillful soldier, which, of courso, I like. I also believe you do not mix politics with your profession, in which you are right. You havo confidence in yourself, which is a valuable, if not au indispensablo, quality. You are am bitious, which, within reasonable bounds, does good rather than harm. But I think that, during. Gen. Burn side's command of the army, you have taken counsel of your ambition and thwarted him as much as you could, in which you do a great wrong, both to the country and a most meritori ous and houornblo brothor otlicer. I have heard, in such a way as to bo lievo it, of your recently saying that both the army and the govcrnne ut noeded a dictator. Of course it wns not for this.but in spite of it.thot I have given you a command. Only those goiierals who gain successes can set up as dic tators. What I ask of you is military suet o-s, and I will risk the dictatorship. The government will support you to tho utmost of its ability, which is neither more nor less than it bus doue and will do for all commanders. I much fear the spirit you have aided to infuse into the army of criticising their com mander and withholding confidence from him will turn upon you. I shall assist you as far as I can to put it down. Neither you nor Napoleon, if ho were alive again, could get any good out of any army while such a spirit pre vails in it. And now, beware of rash ness! Bo wure of rashness! But with energy and sleepless vigilance go for ward and give us victories. "Yours very truly, "A. Lincoln." Monotonou Cracker. New York Times. A dozen men gathered around a crackor barrel iu a west side grocery store last evening and watched a cooper eat crackers. Tho cooper hud bet a now hat with a carpenter that ho could eat ten butter crackers about ono and one-half inches in diameter in ten min utes without drinking any water or other liquid. Tho cooper began his fourth cracker at tho end of two min utes, and seemed to enjoy it. It was a minute later when ho started on the fifth. "Well, thoy are pretty dry," ho remarked huskily. It took him two minutes to get the cracker down, and when he began on tho sixth lie looked as if he didn't care very much for crack ers anyway. His eyes wero red and there was an uncomfortublo working of the muscles of tho throat. Exactly eight minutes from the start he put ihe seventh cracker in his mouth and chewed slowly upon it. By hard work ho managed to swallow it and began on tho eighth. "Time's up," said tho timo keeper leforo tho cooper had begun to swallow again. "Well, I'll bo lianged," said the cooper, "that's a tough job." "1 never yet saw a man do it," observed tho carpenter, "in J ngland we used to pit a man eating ten of those bis cuitsyou call 'em crackers against a man drinking a glass of water by the teaspoonful, and the water-drinker al ways camo out ahead. Seven and a quarter is my sizo." Mulvial'N reat Power. (Now York Trituiti'. "In 'La Morto Civile,'" pays Salvini, I always weep, and greatly. Now, thoro is in liio Janeiro a newspaper editor, Seuhor de Castro, a big, bearded man, who is famous for his lack of feel ing. They say ho buried his wife with out a teur--I do not know, but they say so. He saw 'La Morto Civile,' ami after the curtain fell he came upon the stugo. Behold, on each side of his nose there was a great wet furrow, and as he laid his hand upon my shoulder I could feel it twitching and trembling. And next day every one in Bio Janeiro went about saving: Tie has made Castro woep! What a triumph!" (oriion aa to Future 1.1 rV. Chicago Huralil Gen. Gordon, tho commander of the English forces in Egypt, thusexpressei his views as to a future life: " I think that this life is only one of a series of lives, which our incarnated part has lived. I have little doubt of our having pre-existed ; and that also iu the time of our pre-existence we were actively employed. So. therefore, I believe iu our active employment in a future life, and like tho thought. Wo shall, I think, be far more perfect in a future life, and indeed go on toward perfec tion, but never attain it." A (iant CuMor. Chicago HeraUj The l'niie.1 Mates treasury has t'ao biggest spit' oou on record. It is a cre;t oblon;? woaden box as bi as a bed, filled with Miwdn-t. It li s in the basement at tho foot of tho four flights ol stairs which lead to the various stories, and accomodates the govern ment employes and others. Houston (ToO Tost: WL.n the timo comes to vindicate the honor of t'.io Ameri-an name, the veriest dnd in wt l'dom will cut his ban j, take o:V LU rye tr'ass, and shoulder a inus'-et as bravely as did Lis grandfather. How Confectioner Ornament Thflr - Prod or tm New York Sun. In tho window of a "delicatessen" storo on Third avenuo, yesterday, there appeared tho head of a large porker or namented with flowers and vines in an extraordinary manner. A wreath of red and whito roses rested between his ears. There were lilies and pinks in jaws until his teeth were buried out of sight, and a miniature sunflower covered his snout. The proprietor of the store smiled when asked about it, and picked it out of tho window without saying a word. The quostioner then saw that the head was simply a cake ornamented with various kinds of frosting. "There is art in frosting cakes as well as in painting," said Mr. Charles Schif ferdocker, a confectioner at 187 Orch ard street. "It takes an artist to imi tate nature so closely as to deceive the eye. The progress of ornamenting a cake is very simple. Sugars of various colors are mixed with the whites of eggs to a thick paste. The mixtures are put in cone-shaped bags six inches dee. In the apex of each bag is placed a tin cono-shaped spout, the small end of which is round or star shaped or serrated or flat accordimg to the purpose for which we use it. Holding tho bag in one hand and stea lying it with the other we squeeze tho mixtures through the tubes. The shape of the tube helps us in forming tho design. Thus flat tubes, serrated on one side are used for loaves. Little round-mouthed tubes serve to make vinos and tendrils. To build a rose wo use a thicker moisture, and form the rose from it exactly as a sculptor would model one in clay. I sometimos mako a rose with nothing but a little bit of wood not much larger than a tooth-pick. In fact, the tools used in elaborating pieces of confectionory are nothing more than what I have told you, but wo have to serve long as ap prentices before we can do tho work." "Very I.Ike a Whale," Virginia (Nev.) Enterprise. Over thirty years ago the Chapman family, weli known on the Pacific coast, had a floating theatre on the Mississippi river. Undo George Chap man and wifo were fond of relating stories of their experience iu the float ing playhouse Mrs. Chapman often asserted that tho happiest days of her life wero spent in the floating theatre. Among other things she related that on one occasion, while the play of "Hamlet" was in progress, an actor playing tho part of Polouius, who was waiting his cue to go upon the stage, nindo uso of his spare moments in angling. He had just got a famous bito when he was called to tho stage, upon which he ran, holding his line behind him in his hand. Presently that part was reached in which Hamlot says: "Me thinks it is like a weasel." "It is backed like a weasel," replies Polonius. "Or like a whale?" questions Hamlet. "Very much like a whalo," returns Po lonius. As ho pronounced these words the actor felt that he hud hooked his game, and, suddenly giving his wholo attention to his line, he hauled upon the stage, before the eyes of the astonished audience, a famous catfish, nil alive and kicking. The fish brought down the house, and also Hamlet, to whom the landing of tho semblance of a whale was an incident most unexpected. llollouay. the Pill nan. Chicago Tribune. The late Mr. Hollowav, of London, tho renowned manufacturer of pills and ointment, began his business in a small way on the Strand, he and his wife living over the shop and doing all their own work. His first advertise ment appeared in a n -wspuper October 15, 1837. In 1842 ho spent 55,000 for advertisements; in 1M.1, $50,000; in 1851, $100,000; in 1855, $50,000; and for tho last twenty years an average of $i00,000 per rear. 1 he size of the fortune left bv him can only bo guessed at, but for many years his net profits from his business have averaged l, 000,000 a year. It is rnoit pleasant to add that ho was a man ol great benevo lence, nnd that his medicines really wero good. Iron iu Mweden. Chicago Herald. It is stated that the mountains of Gel livara, iu the northern part of Sweden, consist of pure niagnotio iron in im mense layers of several hundred feet. Ono of these peaks alone is supposed to contain 280,000,000 tons. Large forests are contigious, and they are less than 100 miles from the Atlautic. A railroad is to be built, and it is estimated that the iron cau bo delivered on the seacoast at a cost of 50 cents per ton. . The Widow's Hope. Chicago Tribune. A ladv who had recently lost her hus band and her friend were eating dinner together at the residence of the latter. "1 sympathize with you from the bot torn of my heart in your great sorrow," said the friend. "It must be terrible to lose such a man." "Ah, mo, yes, sighed the widow. "It is only the hope of soon meeting him in a better land that gives mo courage and a desire to live." Over Penitent. French Fun. The Vieomtesse de Saint-Frusquin is at confession. Her sius are grave ones withont doubt, for the priest orders the penitent oue to fast every day until noon for a month. "Yes. holv father," savs tho Vieom tesse, "I will observe the fast, and in order that God's uierev nnv be greater I promiso you to make all my domes tics fast with me! Gerim n Nimrods impose a small' fine upon every erson wiio hits an animal w.tiiout kilii'.iL it. This is lecanse a number of wounded animals drag then s. Ivcs ( !i omy to d:e a miserable death. A LUCKY KANGAROO KUSTEE. One of the most dnrintr Kangaroo hnnt ersof Australia, uml hisstajr lnuimK were terribly lacerated by a wounded KanK.iroo, on the great sheep ranch of Mr. Alfred llav, Boomanoomana, N. S. W., and were entirely cured by the ue of Su Jacots Oil. Mr. Hay writes that it i the greatest pain-cure ever introduced for man or beast. Men of the Hour. roSTMASTER-GENERAL. Alio ucaiu I'L u uui? i uic, inw wvvtv- tary of the Treasury, has led to the ap pointment of Postmaster-General Gres nam to the vacant position, and Frank llatton, First Assistant Postmaster-General, has been promoted to the chief office in the department. Under the law he was acting Postmaster-General for ten days Tk. AiU l I,,J Vnlna. lota ra. Irom the data ot Air. uresnam s resigna tion. Frank Hatton, of Iowa, has been First Assistant I'ostmaster-Oeneral since Uto- v .1.1.1 iw.ii u., ... u.n r.j:. nln ucr .u, i.Toi, lie nan uuiu tiv vuuia, uiiiu, in the year 1S15. After receiving a good education, lie was placed in his father s of fice, where he learned the business of printing. He fought on the Union side during the war. Upon his return from camnaiLtuincr. he became a local editor on the stall' of the newspaper owned by his father, at Cadiz, and afterwards at Mount Pleasant, Iowa. When his father died he became the proprietor and editor-in-chief of the journal long conducted by that gen tleman. In 1871 he bought a half interest in the Burlington llan keye. It was not long before ne ewnea tno wnoie property, and by judicious business management, ......u , A.l:,..i..l oKllitv I'uiuuiuvu nun nuprriur cuiiunui auniLj, had given it distinction both in State and National politics. Mr. llatton is a loyal Dartv man. and his servises as a Heuubli- can manager have been greatly valued. He is an able public officer, whose promotion is regarded with general satisfaction. The 1 ostmaster-Gcneralship is an onice worm $,uuu a year, and one w liicn gives its in cumbent a place in the Cabinet. . The Lott i'odllNlu Xew York Tribune. Tho following story is told of an Eighth avenuo grocer, celebrated for the size of his hands and feet, tie was waiting upon a fat German woman tho other day, and among the purchases mado by the customer was a dried cod fish. After making numerous pur chases, the woman prepared to leavo the store, but got no further than the door, when she found that her codtish wns missing. Search was mado for it everywhere, but without success. The fat and good-nature-1 grocer was telling his anxious customer that possibly some ono had stolen her proporty, when ho lifted his hand from the conn ter. Tho woman stepped forward and cried out : "lias isli mcino lish," at the same time nointini; to the placa on th counter whero the grocer's hand had reposed. Sure enough, there lay her purchase. A French writer, who estimates that the world contains l'J;t,000 doctors, coniidaiiis that two of o ir most exasper ating affections, asthma and catarrh, defy their utmost skill. A VEBY SINGULAR AND EXCEPTIONAL CASE. The following details of a case is one of the exceptional cases which we meet .vith in our dispensation of Compound Oxygen, and one that illustrates in a very striking manner the subtle and deeply-searching and active power of this new nM'iit: "Sr. Ci.ori), Wis., January ltith, 1882. "Dhs. Starkey & Pai.ek: Dear Sirs I believe it to lie a duty I owe to sufferers from blood and skin diseases to make a brief statement of my case. About ten years ago I had several inflamed dark spots come on both of my ankles. These spots, when they first appeared, wore of a dark conper,color, and much in (Lamed and rigid. They gradually gTew larger and more troublesome, with always a sensa tion of numbness, and sometimes parox ysms of most intolerable itching. I had for several years previous to the appear ance of thee spots on my ankles been troubled with intlammatory rheumatism. 5Iy joints would lie sometimes badly swollen and intlamed. I had much trou ble and pain with mr left ankle for the three or four months before commencing to use Compound Oxygen. The whole of the outside of my left foot andinkle r sembled in apixarance and color a large piece of liver. It tens much suvlten and as rigid as an iceberg, with nine or ten very painful dry sores. The central one was about one inch in diameter, miff most excruciutingly painful. I showed it to sev eral knowing ones, who pronounced it a cancer. The effects of the Compound Ox vzen were truly wonderful, it worked like a charm. In a few days after com mencing it use, my feet began to bleach out; the lumps all dissolved; the skin and flesh of mu feet soon became soft and white; the sores became less painful and soon be gan to heal. The sores are now all well, and my feet and ankles areas good as new. In fact, I have got a new pair of legs; for all of which I am indebted to Compound Oxygen, "Respectfully yours, H. Sparks." The effect of Compound Oxygen in this case fives a striking proof of the law gov erning its action. It had no specific rela tion to the disease from which the patient was suffering, and did not act directly up on the affected parts, but, instead, infused new vigor into all the nervous centers, quickened all the life-forces, and restored to healthier activity every organic form in the body, and the result came as a natural and orderly sequence. The case is excep tional only in the character of the disease, not in its cure by Compound Oxygen. Our "Treatise on Compound iKryjen' containing a history of the discover)- asd mode of action of this remarkable cura tive agent, and a large record of surprising cures in Consumption. Catarrh. Neural g a. Bronchitis, Asthma, etc., and a wide range of chronic oiseases, will be sent free. Ad-drv.-.s 1ms. Stakkey & I'ai.ex, lira and 1111 Girard sireeL Philadelphia. All orders for the LViu;Hui;d Oxyiren Ilome Treat Hunt directed to If. E." Ma thews, tfti Montgomery street, au Fran cisco, will be tilled on the same terms as if sent directly to us in Philadelphia, Try Gervea for Breakfast. Mississippi Valley cotton seed ,m i composed of thirtv.t.w .V. a m,U pool is ' nri,.i i ... . ofdo..7wr MuV1-; h"? Rhs,rK t Mich. "I had fema e cm.i.i... 'ue Dr. Dr. It. V. Piercu H '(Wits i 7- did me moro o-nt .h.. . uon' ever It," Its i.uu u uu o. ii never Q sannnlm. patrons. 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CllAULh.3 JIUNTUUMEKY, Proprietor. The United States now furnishes one-hull of the world's supply of gold and silver. FILE TUM0BS, However large, speedily and pnlulenslj cured without knife, caustic or salve. Send six cents in stamps for pamphlet references and reply. World's Dispensary Medical Association, 003 Main Street, liuf. falo, N. Y. Of the 300,000 Paris mechanics and day laborers, only 50,000 belong to trades unions. Vita Oil. Vita Oil. Vita Oil. Vita Oil. Vita Oil. Vita Oil. Two hundred Inventions have been ac complished by women during the past year. STBANGEB THAN FICTION Are the records of some of the cures of consumption effected by that most won derful remedy Dr. Pierce's "Golden Med ical Discovery." Thousands of grateful men and women, who have been snatched almost from the very jaws of death, can testify that consumption, in its early stages, is no longer incurable. The Dis covery has no equal as a pectoral and al terative, and the most obstinate affections of the throat and lungs yield to its power. All druggists. There are still over 1,000.000 acres of railroad lands unsold in Minnesota. Protection. No Mich prntectire atf&inBt chills tixl fever aud other rilwanei of ti malarial type exist u HcfltetteM Btoaisch liitters. It relief c institution, lifer dit nnlt-re. rneumatiRiu kitliify anil bludiler ailment w ith oerUiu ty and promptitude. A chaiigu.aHKEiitifyUitc an it ii complete, toon takef place- In the ap liear&iice, ai well as the Refutation, of the n an and hatciranl in valid ho lines this standard promoter of health and strength. For sale hy ill lruj( gluts and Dealers eraliy. BlTTEl Oral "THE OLD RELIABLE." 25 YEARS IN USE. The Greatest Medical Triumph of the Aget Indorsed all over the World. SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. Lossofappetite. Nausea, bowels opjfe tive. Pain In the Head. with a dull genr sation in the bacfc part. Pain nnder the6houlder blade, fullness after eat ing, with a jiisinolinatiqn totertion of body or mind, Irritability of temp er, Lowspirits,Lqssof memorywith a feeling of having negleoted some duty, weariness. Dizziness, Flatter? lhg ofthe Heart, Dots before the eyes, Yellow Skin. Heada ohe,Restlessness at nighthighly colored Urine. I? THESE WARNINGS ARE UNHEEDED, CE3ia.TJ3 TISZASI3 WILL BOOH El IETELCFS3. TUiTTS FILLS are especially adapted to micli caic9, ono dose eiiecU mioli a c-haiigs of feeling as to aatonlsli the sufferer. Thoy Iiicrense the Apprtite, and cause the body to Take ou Flash, thus the sys tem is nonrlnhMl, and by their Tonic Action on the Digestive Organ, ltcru lar SlwiU nrw produced. I'rloe H.t er nt. TUTTS HAIR DYE. Gur Hair or Whiskers changed to a Gloss r Black by a single application of this 1)VE. It imparts a natural color, acts instantaneously, gold by Druggists, or sent by erpress on receipt Of $ 1. Office, 44 Murray St., NewYork IN CASH CIVEN AWAY 1-r.al.M Smoker of BUekwell'i GMinins Ball Durham 8niokinj? TobMco will receive Premium M follow on term and condition beretiwinxl: stPREMIUM.S5,000 2d " $2,000 3d " 51,000 liSSother Premium m nercuhown. The iTciuiiim will be wrlfl Dcct-:uh.-r a 14. lt Prviuium ne to the perron from wiiom we re ceive the Invert number of our emrtT toUkcro Imwk prior la fttr. Ii 2 it W..1 be iriven for the nevt lrvet nunifo-r and thn. in the order of the nun:tT of emty Kurt received from eaoh. ti tba twentjr-flve wnorefjful con testant. Each rmr mart tx-sr our orhrirul Bull Durham label. 1. a. Revenue rtamp. and Cantion Notice. Barf must be dime up securely ia a paclnue, with name and aire of under, and numlvr of baa contain ed. i-Uinly marked on tne onfie. and mmt be nt. rhive rrcpaiil t HlarUwrir Ourhntn Tobnrca t'.,DrH.N'.(i EvTTwu:se packwe ha picture of Bull. i?.00 )! 150 0O :joo .275 JjCioO .200 17 JjiloO .12 100 !iJH) S0 70 00 "0 40 30 20 810 bee our nt-it announceuxai. OJ.tJ--Mj--tive trff The TUTFS EW i hi plum naum phi aiiiiiHHu.iwiiia is CMsitiaftfi itiifi nan iiUH misl D U $9 11 Ojyyiy