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LOVE IS BEST. ITrwe traveler mot In Brandor Pais, By the bubbling Blunder Spring; Kiojr sharod their eake and their venison, And they talked u( many a thing Uf boulu, of song, and fonjira huiiU, trf strange and wandering livtM, Anil by and by, in tufkir tones, lliey Bj)ok of their homos and wives, "I married the IMi o' Logan Brae," Sdid one, with a lofty air; TV-re Una in a' in the North oouiitree A hoaso wi' a bettor sliare Of uuld and guar, and hill and lock, Of housed and farm to rent: Tin re's numy a man hatenviod mn. And I'm mair than weal content" "IV nam of a woman at bright as dav," The sooond traveler said; "Diflam of a form of ix-rfoct grape, ' Of i noble face and bead, Of eyos that are as blue as Heaven, if flowing nut-brown huir; That in my wife, and, though not rich, Oh, she is wondrous fairl" The third one said: "I have a win, She is neither rich nor fair; SI has not gold, nor gnar, nor land, Itora wealth of nut-brown hair; Bit, oh I she loves me I and ber love lias stood through every bet. Fonntyand gold are good, but, friends, We know that love is bo-it." Tany filled their cups in the wjiriu;; aain, And they said, right heartily: Hre's to tbo loving, faithful wife, Wherever her home may 1!" And toon they took their different ways, One thought in each nan's brtvist ; Boauty is good, and gold is good, Lit a true love is the UxU" Anieudlna the Verdict. Detroit Free Press. 1 The train was lust entering Erin, Twin., wlmn wo heard the sharp toot! toot! of tho whistle, and such passengers as looked f rom the windows saw an aged African with a bundle, over bis shoulder straight ahead 0:1 the truck. The whistle was blown and Die bell rung, but he paid no attention, sud all of sudden tho cowcatcher picked 1 ira up and tlung him lifty feet to ono hide. A guns of men brought the body to the depot, and among tho dozen of us who i topped of! at the villago a coroner's jury was selected. It seemed a plain case. The mau came to his death by being struck by a locomotive on Uio Louisville, & Nash ville rood. Such was tho verdict rendered, but no sooner was it announced thau the tsonmer observed: "Gentlemen, return and amend your verdict You haven't said anything about carelessness. Wo returned to the room and amended by adding that the engineer was blameless in tho caao, and the coroner received us with: "Very rood. Gentlemen, so fur as it gout, but the man was probably deaf, and it would bo well to amend tho verdict ac cordingly. "Wo went back and amended to make i ho victim as deaf as a hitching-post, but we wore not through yet "You haven't got the name of the t ouuty in your report, and you don't say whether it was a freight or passenger train." observed the coroner. Wc returned to the room for another r.issle. and were just congratulating our t lven nn havinir even-thin? shit) sliaDe. v hen the coroner put his head iuto the tioor-way and called out: "Gentlemen, amend your verdic! The unfounded nigger has eomo to life!" And wheu we rushed out to tho freight 1 ouse ho was sitting up on end and asking if anybody bad seen bis bundle. PlaTlnz Under Difficulties. Cor. Milwaukee SentineL At Missoula, Kaiidmann, the tragedian, with his company, came on tho train. He is introducing the, legitimate drama in these western wildernesses, and had presented Nareissc," "Othello," and "Hamlet" to t 10 wondering cowboys of the mountains i:t Missoula. Ho was not quito satisfied vilh tho Missoulan dramatic editor's arli 1 on "Hamlet, " in which Ophelia was c haracterized as a serio-comic character, iind ho gave an amusing account of the Missoulan "opera house." It has a stage, but no dressing-rooms, and the company were obliged to use dressing rooms across the street in the rear of the opera house, ami walk through an admir ing out-of-door crowd in all their theatrical toggery to reach the stage. The night lhat "Hamlet" was produced there was a heavy rain, and "the buried majesty of Ocmuark," armed in complete steel, or Ophelia, with "fantastic garlands of crow flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples," scudding across the street under an um brella, was a spectacle highly interesting to tho small boys of Missoula who couldn't cviso tho funds to get inside the theatre, and excited their rapturous applause. Publisher mud Printer of 1780. London riviety. Of English newspapers we read. " in the year 1780, in London, alone, IM.OlH) were printed every week, " and we are told how u Woodfall, the printer of The Advertiser, onco tho famous newspaper in London, " defeated the attempt made by the govern ment to discover who "Junius" was. The captain says: " It is not at all uncommon to see a printer put in the pillory or dragged to jail, " and although by naming tho author they would esciijMi theso indig nities they never did so without his con sent. "The I!ev. Mr. llorneTooke, curate of Brentford, was so generous us to avow himself on au occasion of this kind in tho year 1778." Our author once saw a printer in tho pillory surrounded mid pro tected by a countless multitude of people, who cheered him and crowned him with garlands and flowers, and gave him re freshment, putting it into his mouth, as his hands were fastened. Persons f rink stood by and talked familiarly to bim with i-beering and encouraging words. Thoncbt-Keadlnz. Mr. Labourchere, M. P., In .a let ter to Mr. Stuart Cumberland, has the following to say concerning mind-reading: "Your explanation of thought-reading so called was very in tcrcstinir. As 1 had always supposed it to be, it is the perception of a thought in the mi'cd of a subject by watching carefully its . . Xl. 1..- In ..mA,.1 ... OUeCt UpOUUlS lUUSCies. lu uiuei m nuu- ceod. it is. of course. ne,"cssury for the op erator to have trained him:lf to not: these physical indications. I am f!.id that you are engnsred in dispelling th ; nonsense which surrounded the rx.Ttrimciiis, and that you are provh ? thai you cat r ju il the mystic powers of the quacks who h:.vc hitherto made money out of fooU, while at the sama iiina vou are able to nve a nat ural and reasonable explanation of what you perform. TIis Drunkenness of Wen!llt. Piltilurg Chroniclo-Tel fripli.J A man can be at druns with tuo mts- lciJia? idta of tho lmmunitit of weslt't at under the fi'.-ry juico of the grape. lie can arc Junn himself to thinking that it U imrossthle thr.t such dch'aite and .recioaa poro.Uin as himself enn bo rudely h m illcA He Is bctnivtil bv solM-uiulivccc into a f col's paradise, and ends by warring a convict i gvo. A SNAKE CHARMER'S TALE. Nalav Damajanlr, the Hindoo, Telle of Some Wonderful Adventures. Philadelphia Record. "This," said Mr. Davis, bringing for ward a dark-skinned, black-eyed woman of graceful cairiago end faultless form, "is Mala Lauianto, the Hindoo snake charmer, r-he bus had enough of won derful adventures with her crawling jets in the last half dozen years to fill a voluuio," and fifteen minutes conver sation fully justified the assertion. Miss l)amajante, although engagod in the rather unfeiuinine occupation of handling enormous anaoondas and twining about hor body the deadly folds of powerful pythons, is docidedly interesting in appearance and conversa tion. W bile a native of llindostan, she speaks French fluently, lias a smatter ing of rortugueso, and is bravoly en gaged in mastering tho intricacies of English. Slio is of medium height, delicately built, and shows her eastern origin in an oval face, exquisitely cut features, a pair of melting eyes, black as night, and an abundance of raven black hair, which, when uneoiitined falls bolow her waist. Her skin is ol that peculiarly swarthy hue seen only among the high caste Hindoos. It is not dark, like that of the octoroon, nor coDiier-colored, as in tho ISorth Ameri can Indian. It is rather a deep, rich olivo. with tho fuintoat suggestion ol peach bloom shining through, which intensities and comes and goes as speaker becomes animated. The Buakc-cliarnicr talked modestly, and with a charming absence of any "airs" that would lead one to think sho thought herself in any respect braver thau ordinary mortals. 1 hardly know how to begin," said she, in hor protty broken hugbsh, "bocausv, you see, 1 am more at home with my suakos than in talking to you gentlemen of the newspapers. You want to know why 1 fear not the big snakes. 1 will tell you. It is because I love them and thoy love me; it is ah! no; mistaken there they do not always love me honietimes I shake what yon say in l'.nglish, you shiver, because the snake wants to squeeze me too tight. Then I feel afraid. Suppose you live iu a powder-mill all your lifetime. You are not afraid? JSo. Other people are afraid? Yes. Sumo day tho powder mill will burst and kill everybody The people who are afraid are not killed, because they ure far away; you are killed because you are not afraid, and are in tho mill. Ho you understand mo?" As if to illustrate what she had said Miss Damajante opened a box standing in the corner of the tent and took from beneath the folds of a gaudy blanket a huge python, whose forked tongue was darting in and out like lightning, and whose eyes were scintillating like urn nionds. Without the slightest hesi tancy she wrapped the euormous reptile about her neck, and there it writhed like a living necklace. "You Bee," she said, as the snake sud denly attempted to encircle her chest "this is what 1 have to guard against at the same time seizing the monster just back of the head, causing it to hiss horribly. ' hen 1 was in Madrid my largest snake, weighing 120 pounds, nearly choked mo to death: and it took two stionir men to cot him loose. 1 lost tho grip on his neck Another time, in Loudon, the tamo snake tightened about my chest powerfully that it made my noso bleed, iu X hiladelphia lost season a new snake, that didn't know me, got beyond my eoutrol, and boforu I could seize his' neck, hud nearly crushed my arm. I was so sorry that the newspapers told about it; I do not want the people to think that I am afraid. In one of tho western states I cannot remember tho name I tried to show how I handled tlir. snakes at once. '1 ho smallest ono got away f:om me, and in trying to cat. him 1 let go of the others. Ihe net moment thov were both wrani oJ around my body, und tightening their fo.ds. 1 was unable to speak and threw myself on my back to attract attention Two ol the attendai.ts rushed forward and rescued me. I find the great est danger on very arm days. '1 ho snakes are full of lifo then, and want to squeeze tight. On cold, damp day they will hardly move. Itaite Kail Players Ha r red from In suranco. I'hiladeiphix llwim!. "Do you know," said an ins anco agent yesterday, "that a cident companies will not insure A profess onal base ball player, although they accej risks on puwder-makors.' it seems strange, doosn't it?" he continued, "that base ball playing should bo considers more hazardous than making powder The insurance people, uaweer, reason this way: While acknowledging the dangerous employment of men in pow der factorios, it is presumed that the men themselves and their employer; will take every precaution to preven an accident, and thus bv carefully at tending to their duties they escape all injury. It is cot so with the bull players. No matter what precaution they take they are always getting their bauds burst open, fingers broken or their faces cut open, thereby prevent iug their playing. If they were insured in the accident companies they would be obliged to pay the players a certain amount of money weekly while on tl, sic!: list. "Experience has proved that tl chaps who eat the.r noonday mals astride a keg of gunpowder are safer frcrn ac-iilents than ball-tos ers. The latter, however, have no trouble hi get ting their lives insured, as thoir injuries, while oiten severe, do not generally end fatallv." lie Could .yiarrags It. 1 1 ai par's Buar.J I i't!e Lud lph one day lx-ggo.l au invitation to dim er at the house f a 1 ttV friend with whom he had been p'ajric during the uorning. At the tub. o Lis Lo&tess anxiously inquire 1: 'T.udolpb. can you cut yoarownnieat':" "Humph!" i-aid Kudolph, who was sow ing aay, "cn't I? I've cut up a great deal tougher n eat than this at home." New York Herald: Conslitat on tinVers are but littlo boya who jlant trrw and pull them np over day to see if tho roots are growing. PROSPERITY IN GEORGIA. rh Month Fast Uccoiulnf l.lk Yau. krrdnm, to Land of Baslnrs. John Paid in Now Vork Trimm. And I find the people somewhat for eign, too. l hoy are lull ol politeness, but it is rather tho politeness that one shows to strangers. There is ou all sides a modified kindly feeling, a dis position to forgive one for being a Vun keo, desire to show that this considered more your misfortune than your 'fault but, all tho same, ono feels plainly that there is a dilVureueo between him who is born here and him who is only borno with. "Sirs" are show ered on you till you can't rost. 1 suppose tho war though nigh a score of years have elapsed since twos ended is all too recent, and a mingling of tho uieu engagod in it too infro.Uout, to permit the participants as yet to mix in And exchango conundrums and chat famil iarly together, ns 1 am told wonieu do at tcA-partios. I am reminded ol a story told by Henry James -not the brilliant novelist, but a wealthy ana famed woolen manufacturer of ill inmsburg, Mass., of a heated dispute in which one man got auother by tho throat. Thero was a coolness ou o.ie side when next they mot. "Why, have you not forgiven me?" asked the sur prised party ol the nrst part. ies, ve forgiven you, replied the otner, but you, you pinched my throat!" The south ts essentially serious. They do not chatf each other in conversation so much as do wo at the north, nor dothey under stand it in others, hen the mm meot of a morniusr thev shako hands fervently and inquire with press- in'i interest into the details ol eacu othor's health. The "sir" is seldom omitted ; it burnishes up and adorns the most trivial discourse, even among intimates, like the silver-plated handle on a door, mere is less jernmess in tiioir conversation, too, less of discursivoness. They do not often interrupt you, nor do they like to be themselves interrupted. ior uoes man talking with yon wheel rouud on his hoel and leave you abruptly; nor, if one happen to jostle against you in the street does he scurry off without an anoloirv. It mav bo that time here less valuablo than with us, and I will not sav that more kindliness of feeling underlies this formality than is to be found beneath tho brusuuenoss of northern manners. But there is colden moan in all things, and litus villo. Ohio, inieht. borrow a valuablo hint in tbia respect from Thomas villo. Qa. Another thing must be borne in mind, Life with the Bouth has become a seri ous business. Generally speaking the south is poor. Tho war has obliterated fortunes. Men who uotore gave oroau to others must now work for their own You look in vain for the gay, dashing cavalier of tho oldon time of the oldeu time tradition at least mounted on a prancing horse and galloping over tho country, singing rouuaeiays anu drinkiiiff mint-iuleps. The shoot- incr. the tishiUK, the pleasuring, now is principally done by northorn visitors. Kesulents have very other fish to fry. Here is a harnoss maker, for instance, at the bench, who hnforn was a brmadior general. 1 cities vou ilnd men who in their time have borel with different and muc larcor aucers now behind lounters attending assiduously to business and catering for the negro custom, scat tered the country ovor, muny who once ran larco plantations are now with their own hands cultivating small pieces of ground and endeavoring to suutcu subsistence from tho sod by growing cotton at 8$ cents a pound. This is sorious business. Hut it is in this buckling-to that the hope, the sal vatioii. of tho south lies. Talk of Yan koe thrift, of Yankoe shrewdness! Heat any ono of tho colonels or ma.ors at a bai gain if vou cuu ! No sir 1 Ship your wooden nutiuogs elsewhere, see some other market for those prune white-oak hums erst tho glory of C on necticut; if you would soli a cargo of shoo-peus for oats, merchant of Massa chusetts, look away from this coast for a customer. How it n ay onco nav been I know not, but certainly it is not now considered unchivalious to bar gain, unchristian to get tho best of it, l llunderlakeahor.se trade iu ft an tneket, if need be, but I don't want to bo much as try to swap mules in lhom asviUe. Ucrman llama Trlclilnnn Feel." New Y'ork Telegram. A well known importer of foreie provisions states that there is au annual importation of about 5,001) Oerrnan hams in this city. Ihry are designated as Westphalia and weigh from fifteen to thirty-live pounds each and are worth from '1 to To cents wound. Kach (Jerma:i ham is aceom uanied with a slip of paper, which is pated inside the whitewashed bag which uncloses the ham. Ou it is printed tho words "Trichiuan frei" (free of trichina.) The laws oi uermany ro- aneuting tho inspoction of pork ur vnrv strict and ore rigidly enforctd Heavy penalties are impofod for sellin nork without a certificate of inspection from the government oilicials appoiutod for the purpose. Thee inspectors are found everywhere in tho kingdom, tho appointment being generally given to tho tio-tmastcts or some otner iocoi oflicer ca .ily accessible to tho people. Her Wedding Cuke. (.Philadelphia Call. 1 Arabella How kind it was of you to print such a nice notice of my wedding. I tol 1 yon, didn't I, that I mads m wodding cako myself? Editor Ye ; out it was unnei es ary. I kuewatoueothat it was male by you: fair handn. Arabella -Then the pieco I emit yo i arrived sa.'ely. ld you tako it Loim and dream oer it? ' Editor Veil, no. You hie, I ueol it in tbo ofike. Arabella -Why. w hat for? Editor It makts a lo.ely paper weight. ; Dishop Cheney : Tho hasty wor 1 may le comrared to a pistol-shot f.raJ iu the mountains, which r.vf ecl.oirsg from ruvine to ra7ino. uritd'linjll Ihe report of the pia'.cl becoc e Lie the touud of csxuon. This Is to cf rtif v that I have been trou bled with Catarrh for several yrnrs, and have found Dr. Evory's Diamond Catarrh lemtdu the best medicine I have yet tried. CAKLOS Will lb. Manager Pacltlc News PublishliiKCo.,S. F. x riec vvr uoiiir. fur wwo j i.vups1-! If en 1. ..1. ,,u ll.k.li.n Pavls Co.. C. A. Plummer it Co.. and Clarke, Woodard & Co., Portland, Orrgon. KOTHDJQ USS It. No medicine has ever been known so effectual In the cure of all those diwsws. arlnlng from i Impure condition of the blood a 81X V ILL'S 8AHSAPAMLLA, OH ULOOI) AM) I LIVElt SYltl'P. the universal rtmedy for the cure of Scrofula, White Swellings, Uhcuma Usm, Pimple, Hlotche. Eruptions, Vencrnal Sores and Diseases, Consumption. 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The best Mid fresh-T?Tet gods In ' mark.tU our first JLHAUiougliU Personal attention to STeryryoraer, However amalL tnmptnesa Wl In shipping, no credit, bo lo" for c s a h oay'f to make bwhI. Buiuess-HivsoinuTO. Hon guaranteed. Jjig Send for lstost prlos. list, snd glvs ns trial order., i Nmllh's CsishtfT-Slors, P.O. Dot KSU, Haa ' JrVsQsUfurnls. IWrrS IIAVlNOIVVKSTf.il I II IC tKI.T,llHwlr-.t'lll Ilo thu wurld lny"Ni'w lui-iruvi-d IWIt," tuirlnr lu e Try rumot iti all uttii'ni. Til. I. Hie ONLY HKl.t which can l'llAKfil-:r WITH w A 1 Kit and cum aeiin.taul eiimut of eli-ctr'rilr through th kuiiuui IhhI, eiirln Ai l. iikah itiuU'T M unci nk and iv urlns lout nut ihood. Thouondiiof tenllmoiiUta of II. Tsluavutlle. k'nr main aiidfi'inale. HiiiU'.o.li ord mith. lTipe, eiu. r u nr em-uiu j. ii. n wi U2 Market lwt. Nun Krouclivi Calvrrt's Carbolic SHEEP WASH. VH per liallon. After dipping the shop, Is UMiful for presorvlug wot hiilun, dcatmy lug tho v ine pout and lor whoat dronalnKS and illdnfoctluirDuriioso, etu. T. W. Jai-kaon, H. F., Hole Agout for 1-aollto Uusst, DR. PIERCE'S KlctrotiMairntlo Uelt it ih only com p let ltHiyiai terv in tlia world. Only oni Kunervting coniinuoiti Ei.iCTKO-nlAO- in' ( iiuh.nt. without Acids Cures like magic. For mal. or female. Hundred, cured I Pamphlet, Sc., tree. MAGNETIC ELASTIC TKUBS COMPANY, T04 Sucramonlo Street, San Francluo. c. BIBLE COMPETITION!! $11,857.00 IN REWARDS OIVEM BY THI Pacific Coast Farm and Fireside Journal, CLOSING, MARCH 1st, 1885, or aa soon ss the first series of 23,000 subscriber is filled. Due notice ot which will be givon in the Vacfie Coait Farm and Firenidt Journal. The proprietor announce a magnilloont list of rewards for correct answers to the following lUhle questions. Tho questions are not dilDonlt and within the roaeh of all t THE 3IBLE QUESTIONS: I.-Is IHniiiond referred In la Ihe Mlilcr If so. te Mr. I reference. .-! Kiiienild mail" rurnllon ot In Ihe lllhlcT it an. suite lira! rrlrreuee. 3.-1. hauphlrs spukeu of In Ibe HllileT If au, .tale Ural reference. Thess all refer lo preehias .tones. v a,.vnn havlnir itnowunlm of th. HvrinturiM oiiL'l.t to oo able nronipUr to answer thess questions with a little .tudy, and so aoours soma ons of thene rewards, lloar In mind snryon eom iUtlna. Diu.1 Bond One Dollar with their aiuw.r., for whleh ths Jnae(lo Coast Ftrm and A'iw. lid Journal will be sent sis months to any address. If you aiuwer each of the questions ourrsctljr, snd jour answers are in time, jrou are sure to secure one of those ooatly rewards. , , 500 FIRST REWARDS, $3,750.00. 1-Ona Klesanl Rnaownod Tlano $900.00 i Oue (lenta' Uohl U unllnf uaae Watch WOO t-Ons llamlwima I Vli.r Ontiui . . , 800.110 i-Oue I-aUlwf Ho Uulil lluullug Caaa Watrh 100.00 A-One Ilandaume l'arlor Hoi-Walnut rurnltura 1S0.00 I lo 11-FIts Hea.y lllack Hllk I)was r.tlonu 1M00 II to IT -Fire Cabinet Hewlni Machine. tUI.OO Uio Jg-Iwenty Holld Cob bllr Watohea 400 00 The abora ds hnwlrwl reward, will be flren to tha fust Bra hundred p-nnni ho send one dollar foe tubecrlpUon to the i'uoiui t'uul farm sad i'irutd. Journal, aud oorreot auiwor. to tha Uble iviastlous llfeoauura, Thn ooms the 500 MIDDLE REVARDS, $4,950.00. lFlie Ilundrod riollar. Ootd Cola rt) 00 -4)ne Hcaiitlful Itowwood 1'iano.. TW) HO J liio Klugnnt I Vhlnrt Irian itt0.00 i-Oue (IrliU' Klgln Watoll, Mtnni- u-ttlna and ntera-wludluf. (iol.l iiitniinsi;.M.., 100.W l-One lavllra' 1 1 iintiuii t 'ana Watoh, Htoai-autUus aud tttom-winding- 1 to 10-Vourtn'n lleantlful. Iluarr lllack 100 00 Bilk llraa. fatUtm. 600 00 11 lo 40-Twentr Hlmant Cabinet Sewing The 1900 00 Oold Ooln will be glr-n to tlia poraon sending tin aiMdl. wrnrt antrrr of the whole eoniprtl tli.n. front flret to laat. Tha four tiundrxd aod id'ty-nlue coatlr artlclos, bolunlng with Hi. 1'lano, that follow No. L, of uiom middle Mwaru. win no sm-o w uia ioiu- auiioreo anu oincr-i the ncit oorrutt an.wors following tha ailddhi or eeuter reward Uial Ukfi the $'M a.on the lant onus uiajr not fwil that Uu an left lira a awius ot 250 CONSOLATION -On. ants' Bolld Oold, Rteip. winding and Btem-eeUuui Klglo watoa. 100 00 100.00 K00 NO 00 39O0O KO.00 t-On. Kino Quadruple rials BUrar Ta Hui, I'loon. t-Ou lavtW Hohd Oohl, Btom- wlndms Klgln WaU-h Ilo 7- Four Flru uiary lllack Bilk Vim Faltoma ItolJ-Twelra Cfuailnipl. Flat, tea Fltcuera, t'loilr Chaaod.... 90 to 31 Twl Uouuln. Coln-allrer lliintl Cat. Ladl.a' Vatches.. 9 T) 1. 114 of eon. la' Inn rawardi will tvi gttea . .. , ..it .. . anBwrra w wie aifjrv nii.io qooa.iooa. rnwi .uoaaiu.. iu, .ai w i... Hut b-r In mind your letter mint bear Ins pm-maiK not later tliau arch l't, lsS (wltli ooa doll Inalowai for toe pr.twr) tha cl.ln iia- f ir lettan fro-a d iiUnl poUils lo r-aou t"e ottioe of th. I'attHt i Cowl ram mma Journal, au leuor. are nletake. If foi a WiUoo lo tl.. our anaweri are Mirrert and tluf bravtlfui: th. foliar. II contains .11.1 pag". tolsvarnlaai Lo tliMe ohm Di-tuilxr of Uw familf Look tiv It will no ti t', aiwrt rewtrd lo abUil' to Ilia J'n;l, which alono lo glra tl.rM fal.utla rewarila unleaa we were haf.ado,rf 1 till. ay ef lriog lUuonunlai) ,n bai-k toour patrons lu rewanl a.l naali.a a,M..,nlaal.ria Lrt tl,.,rn W. faol aliB'M,. earLalB tiiafe VOU sill boO I'a -i'v Cnul riraa.1 FirnUU Jovmat it )u (au tut tha tanner sod Ui. honi. euxia, !fo Informttlon will b fttan to any ov bryowd what has been a bora luted. B. dont want, tlm. twaltmr, but Sondli yon oinwers and money new If you happen lo be loo IsUi lor th. Brat, you may L fortunate eoo.li to obtain a niiddl. record. Ms illroct rpoiUlattaotwn to ths (ad tlaU i-Ieiyymcn are not p-innitted to oumi ta. This w tldnk .saediovl fair. lb. field Is MW opon f a fair a i l a. i -lire rare for I'i.m reward. Jf-j taoixT will lie Mcolvi-1 by telegranh or in are way bit Uirouith ths rest Offlog er by .gprw". Oi . doll.r oi.ly rrrjiMrcd. Vou are sum of (food tsJii. for your mwn-y. Bend postal orders .r postal rj'.US. If jrvu Mud suvnf s add ux eanu fur Ciaxukt, Audits) all KtOTS ssd orderi la Tl'.Z PACIHC COAST rARM AID FIP.E3ICE JOURNAL, V. O. r.ox 23G. 1 OU Broadway, OAEI.AND, CAL. Words of Warning and Comfort. " If yon are nunVrlng from poor health or 'huiKUlnliing on a bed of bIc knen, tttko cheer U ou sro simply ailing, or if you fool ' weak snd ilixplrllod, ' witlioutclcarly know Mnir why. Hop llltUirs ' will surely cure you. If ynn are a mlnixltr, and have ovi-rtavd jfourw lf with your pastorul dutiist, nr a mother, worn out with ears and work, or a man of bintlnuiui or tabor, weak ened hy the strain of your everyday duties, ors mau of h'ltors tolling over your mlilnight wsrk Hop Hitters will most surely strenguiun you. If vou are sulTcring, from over-eating or drinking, any indiscretion or dissipa tion, or young and growing too fast, as la often the caso, " Or If you ara In the workshop, on tho 'farm, at tho desk. anywhere, snd feel ' thut your system needs eleaiming, ton Mug, or sllniulullng without lnloilcsV ' ing. If you are old, ' blood t til it and Impure. ptdM ' (eelile, nerves iinnteaily, faculties waning. Hop Hitters is what you need ' to give you new life, health and vigor." If you are costive, or dyspeptic or suffer ing from any other ol tho numerous dis eases of the stomach or bowels, It is your own fault If you remain ill. If you are wiuting away with any form of Kidney disease, stop templing death this moment, and turn for a-curo to Hop llitlors. If you arc alck with Hint Urrible sick aess, NervottHness, you will find a "Halm In Uilcad" In Hop Hitters. -If you are a frcouctiter, or a resident, of -a miamnutle district, barricade your sys- torn Hgulnst the scourge of all countries - Malaria, Kpidcuile, illllous and Inter - niiiU'Ul Kvveru by Uio use of Hop Hitters. If you have rough, pimply, or sallow skin, bad hrcHth, Hop Hitters will give you fiiir skin, rich blood, Die sweetest lirealh and health. .UU will be paid (ur a case they will not cure or help, A LaTyVwish. "Oh, how I do w-IkIi my skin was as clear and 'soft as yours," suld a lady to her friend. "You 'can easily make It so," answered Uio friend. How I" iimuircd the llrst lady. " Hy lining Hop Hitlers that makes pure, rich blood and blooming health, ll did for me as you observe" rXon genuine without a bunch of green Hops on the white label. Shun all Uio Poi sonous slutf with "Hop" or "Hops" in their nonie. rErAEUY fOi CA.TAKKH ytonw. A crtaln cure, woi P7""''J '".J dl' Irentini'iit In one packs. 'H' " ii...., ii I.... I. a lllrliuM. HllV ieVeff.SUJ. . myeeiui "1$$ N. 1'. N. II. No. 4I.-M. . N. U. Na lil. "TTTmi8rTr .Ttf"Voftheenr- tlve Urea ;i 11111. Ailoi.Uirih.il ih in VKM Oia IKlStMTAl Jt 1K FKAM.'JC l'nni rr4um of VHKIK. Slnipli'rui,.ilasl. mirrr. as. HnnTjunM.anhitit. i'a-psi.ima. iUls H-tl.l Aanaer, 100 rultunSt,, Haw York. The BuYF.iur Guidk is Issued Sept. and March, each year s 224 riagoa, 8 J x 11 itiehe. with over J.,300 illustration a whole picture callery. (Jives wholesale) . i' ... . . n r prieos aireri 10 coruwincra uu gous tvt personal or Tells bow to laiuily use. order, and gives exact ery thing you cat, wenr, or with. Thuso cost of ev use, drink, have fun invaluable leaned from Ve will mail books contain Information the markets of the world. a cony Froo to any addreea upon receipt of the postage 8 cent. 1cl us hear from you. Koupcctfully, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. W A M abaak Avaaaik tblav. ill. 39 lo M-TwentT Quadrupl Flat. Ies . riKner. . 900.00 150,00 tso.oo J00. 00 MO.00 00 to tO-Tweuty ctuadrunla-l'lat. Cos U.mkU 90 lo 100-Tea Holid Mlra UuaUni Caaa Watchaa.., 101 lo 900-Two Hundred Flu Gents' Boarf I'M.. , , i 901 to 400-Ou. Ilonilred Flu. LedW BrooohM ..t...,. Ml to SOO-Ona Iliiuibwl Build BUrsr Table Bpoous 90O00 II to 100 Hlxtr Fine Watcthnrr Watches. J00.00 101 to auO One lluodrnl lloiua 'i dot) FHia (1'iiU UucB ilaoo ii'rchlef. 301 to 300-(ns Hundred Klifunt. Trlekv iilaUxt lluttt-r Kulres 301 lo 4(0-On. Hundred Bote Trlple-puvUd 900.00 10O.CO aoooo ica"loona. ,. ... till Lo arO-Firt- lUlr.lavrruU Heat Cuba Huuar from 4SI to 600-Flft J Uoxoa Heat Japan Tea 1W.D0 utidred and nlnr-nhio perMo. who at-nd Uial Uk'i the 'J gold ooln: then, Uat out, th. i'auito t'ul liirst sad ttrauid Jonral will REWARDS, $3,157.00. SI La EA Nlnataan Ffna Waok Oaahmara Una. PatUrna 380.00 II lo 09-Kuwteeo Fine Ljuadrapl. BUf ef plated Cak. UMkeU 328,00 TOIolOO-Thlrtii-oo. Ileautifullr Booaa Voluniea Hood, roenia...., 93.00 101 lo 187-Flft; M'.n t'ma ootid Uold llroaohas. 171.U 161 lo 179-Elght Buhmdid IIoom Bewlng MachiDea., , 130.00 171 to JOS-Tweiilr-f.Kir Beautiol Uaarr Hl-r Cnuta 3tt) M 900 lo ro-rtj Uauta bcarf Fins U0.09 to the Inai two ban lrwt and flftr pmnos who send eorreot , n.t I. . ... ...1. tlu.1 ,lalal,a eajaruLr numuer"u aa wiej arri. u w a. vw reach there In Mme. jrn i will a irelr gt-t aora. reward la t Ulutratad farijU I.W t ana I ViirmU J -ra il, wn.rb aloja la worth lit pag-a of loWraitibg matt -r for the l.lu.rr and Uio horoaolrela-aoroethlog nn your Dilda now. ai d - II foa can iumI Uia iiuw i.-oin uia cpinnuiui rou ear. is oouunuia a Taiuauw la good talu. for vTtam of your atrouae In yi-us to ec.ia, aod w wi. ooiiar. vw cnuv dollar. i not afljrd ,o imwk to our pairons ui nwanv uiHcao u of rui. caovaawia aln'nt eartaio Uial you will becomo b,'. aubaerflr to tl a uke It ( it all uwuLUa. It la 0' aim to make it kUlcLi4