EUGENE CITY GUARD. I. L. CAMPBKl-Ii, - ; r' FrOBrleUr. EUGENE CITT. OREGON. THE BANJO IN 1884. cU la Ilrttrr Rutcxm Ttinn It Wan Five Yearn A 80. JJhw Yoru 8iin. The dealor in musical instrument was strumming on a profusely orna mented banjo. We can g ve you a more strictly professional on"," liu re marked to his customer, "but this style has the call lor parlor use. The dif ference is that the stage ban'o is even more heavily ornamented than this one has more side screws and jewelry ; but the tone is ihe same." Vhv do the stage banjos sound louder?" ".Because professionals pound thorn with-a tLimblo which they wear upon tboir right forefinger; that practice would not be a good one while playing for a small party." The customer decided on the parlor banjo, bought a bug tor it and extra strings, and left $22.50 with the dealer. "I'll carry it homo myself," he said as lie took li s departure. The dealor turned to the ret ortor "Ten years ago," said ho, "you wouldn't catch such a man carrying a banjo in the daytime, but to-day this young .11 T 1 4- ,1 Si r'l. ICilow IS pruuu w uu ii. xjjo innwu- ment is now in high favor, and to be able to rattle off 'liabvlon is railing' or the 'liattlo-Snake Jig', is just the thing. Heveral fellows nave carried buncos abroad in the past three years, and Parisians take to thorn. Some of our young ladies of society are very fair players, and tho picture of an American belle picking Ihe banjo for a croup of fashionable listeners is bv no niouus a caricaturo. This mall stylo of instrument, which countrymen always take for a boy's banjo, was gotten up exprossly for ladies, though gentlemen Tory often use them. It is the fact of women playing banjos wincu lias so largely increased tniir popularity. They are the fashion. A trentleman doesn't like to take his banjo to a party, but when a lady produces oio lie considers it a lino cppirtumty to show his strength concerning the 'Suwanoe Iliver or 'Aicoucuius John son.' If ladies had no banjo in tho house theno chances would not occur, Anothor reason for the popularity of the instrument is that it makes fun ; people get tire 1 of the stiff, technical, Unishod piano-playing which ladies Lave carried to such an extreme. It bores thorn to make tho eil'urt to show discriminative' appreciation of classical musio. les, sir; the banjo fever has been raging all through the winter, and now that the serenading season is com mencing, we are having another spurt in the business. '1 here are many styles and forma of banjos. I think there is little real dillereuce in them, llin main point ia to havo find strings of good quality, and a good parciiinoni neaa, stretched as tightly as it will bear. You can make almost any properly-propor-tioiied banjo take if the skin is tight and hard. We can give you a very good banjo for $7 as good as those sold lor t'M. "It is considered quite a nice thing for a young man to make a small banjo for his sweetheart, lie buys the ma' terials and works them up to suit his fanuv. In these cases the article is likely to oust him about Mil. The latest idea in gotting up a presentation banjo for a Kirl is to buy one ready made and inlay it with colored woods. There was a good deal of this doue last winter, and some oi the results were very pretty. If you buy a $5 banjo, properly cou- structod, and pegs and tail-piecos of ivory, and do a little inlaying and earv ing, you will have au instrument worth from 21) to ;iu. "The idea that tho banjo is a prime favorite among our colored people is a popular error. Tho colored man w ill go around with a banjo for business purposes, lie knows that people con noct hint with tho instrument, and is willing to give way to their notion. Hut in his family the colored man plays something else. We sell them ten guitar r '.rings to one banjo string. It is a curious consideration that the his torio instrument of tho troubadour should havo almost ceased to bo a society musio-making machino, while the once lowly banjo is hoard in the drawing-rooms. Toak , lu veutorjr. IWall Street Jiowf., In January last a good old-fashioned doaler in dry goods, groceries, hard ware, and protty much everything else, in the central portion of tho state, de cided to take an inventory for the first time in twenty-one years. About the time it was completed a commercial traveler for a house in this city hap pened aloug and asked him how lie came out. "Well, it's kinder dubious," was the replv. "How?" "Whv, I fell short of my estimate of etock by about :i,t'UO." "And you don't know how to make your figures oome out even?" "I confess 1 don't." " Well, all you havo to do is to mark cverythlug up 20 per cent." "Ciineiul Jackson," gasped the old man; "but I kicked around in bed for three straight nights and never thought of that. Thuts tho way, of course, and up goes the price of caliker and nut-irons." IimMirr k'a Policy. Intor Ocean. It has been said of liutmarck that no man's mind was ever more f roe from cant than his. The story is told that he won hi first decoration by rescuing drowning soldier. When the drown ing man clung to Lis rescuer in such a way as to endanger the lives of both, liisniarck held the terror stricken man's head under the water nntd he ceased to struggle, then carried him to phore and rostorod him. This was the Dismarckian method, and he occasionally tries to choke the German people into quietude now, that he may carry out hi plans for making the "unitr of the German nation like a rock." The Ilalfl-hended Man In Church. Liverpool Courier. i,' , Old Mr. Collamore is very deaf. The other Kunduy, in the midst of the ser vices, Mr. llofl", who sits immediately behind Mr. Collamoro, saw a spider crawling over the lattor's bald head. His first impulso was to nudge him and tell him about it, but he remembered that Mr. Collamore was deaf, so ho lifted np his hand and brushed the spider off. Hoff didn't aim quito high enough, and, in his nervousness, he hit old Collamore quite a severe blow. The old gentleman turned around in a rage to seo who hud dared to take such a liberty with him, and Hoff began to ex plain with gestures. Hut Collauiore, in a loud voico, demanded what it meant. It was very painful to Hoff. Tho eyes of the congregation were upon him, "and he grew red in tho faco. "There was a spider on your head." "A white place ou my head, hoy?. S'poso thero is, what's that to you? You'll know what it is to le bald-headed your self some day." "It was a spider," shrieked Hoff, while tho perspiration bogan to roll off his faco. "Certainly it's wider," said Collamore, "and got more in it than yours. Hut let it alone do you mind ? You may let my hoad alone in church." "Mr. Collamore," shrieked Iloff, " there was a spider on your head, and I brushed him off this way," and Hoff made another gesture at Collamore's hoad. The old man thought he was going to fight him thon and there, and hurling a hymn book at Hoff, he soized the kneeling stool on the floor of the pew and was about to bang Mr. Hoff, when the sexton inter fered. An explanation was written on the fly-leaf of tho hymn book, where upon Mr. Collamore apologized in a boisterous voice, and resumed his seat. They think of asking Mr. Collamore to worship elsewhere. Wlike llooth'n Hide. Washington Critic! "What did Uooth ride?" a.skod the reporter. "Old Horrol Charley, tho best sad dlor ever seen in this country. I doubt if tho world ever produced his equal. Of course he camo from Kentucky. All groat saddlers do." "Did Hooth buy him?" "So, he hired him." "And what became of him?" "We nover heard." "Was the hiro paid?" "In the sense that Hooth had boon a good customor only." "What were Charley's points?" "All that a saddler ever boasted, lie wouldn't pull a pound, but a good rider eould single-foot him down from Capi tol hill to our stable with a full glass of wator in euch hand and never spill a drop, and at better than a four-minute gait, too. Hooth knew him well, and could ride him like a picture. I doubt if he suffered even with his broken limb as much as has been said." "How far was the ride?" "Down to Dr. Mudd's that night, full twenty miles away. Sheridan's gallop from Winchester, I'll bet, was a fool to that ride. When I heard in the morn ing what horso the assassin rode, I said: 'They who pursue will follow, and only follow.'" Copoanuta a Fond. The Fiji Times, in speaking rocontly of the value of the cocoanut as food rations, htutos that a vessel left San Francisco with 400 passenger for Syd ney, and, in consequence of running short of stores, put in at Samsa, where a large quantity of cocoanuts were ob taiuod. The weather became so severe that the remainder of the passago con sumed eighty days, so that men, women and children wore reducod entirely to a cocoanut diet, and woro obliged to bo contented at last with one per diem for each adult. " Notwithstanding this diet," sat b tho report, "not a liie was lost, and not a single cuso of sickness occurred, all the passengers landing in a healthy and well-nourished condition." ConNUiiiptlvA Hird. ICxchauge. In a preliminary paper rond bofore a recent meeting of the London Patho logical society, Mr. Sutton and Dr. Hencago Uibbes described an investi gation now being made by them iuto tuberculosis of birds. They find that tho disease is very prevulent amoug birds, and that it sometimes becomes epidemic. The effects do not exactly correspond to those produced in man by consumption, but tho parasito present in both cases seems to be the same. The disease virus appears to be introduced with the food, and the birds most liable to bo affected are common fowl, peacock, grouso, and othor grain eaters. Slara' Jloona. ExcIimiik. A remarkable feature of tho two satellites of Mars, which were discov ered about six years ago by 1'rof. Asaph Hall, is the proximity of the inner one to the planet, its distance from the centre of the latter body being about 0,000 miles; and from the surface less than 4,000. "If," paid 1'rof. New comb, " thero are any astronomers on Mars with telescopes and eyes liko ours, they can roadily find out whether this satellite is inhabited, the distance being less than one-sixtieth that of the moon from us." How Very Hold. Exchange. Miss Maria Tickallaw (talking behind hor fan to her sister) Tho idea of Dolly Debut's wearing that heliotrope dress 1 Mis Jane l'ickallaw Whv, it strikes me as very becoming. Miss Maria (snappishly) Becoming! Of course! Did auybody say it wasn't? But don't you know it takes a faultless complex ion to wear that color, and for Dolly Debut to appear in that dress ia as much as to say she considers her com- t lex ion perfect Miss Jane How very old of hor, to be suro ! Whes They Vet Miffed. Exchange. When a Boston girl cots miffed at her husband she says: "Base tyrant, I shall leave thee and fly to my father." When a western girl becomes similar! affected she simply Bays: "Old man, I'm going to get up and get, and if you don't bke it you just climb up on your eyebrows and see if you can stop mo." A CORNER ON ICE. Ringing thft Vnrloim Change on a 1'atl of Cold Water. Detroit Free Frew. ' The first man to strike the corner where the porter had thrown a pail of water over the Hag-stones and produced a glare of ice, was an insurance agent. He slid to the right, clawe I to the left, clutched at a sunbeam, and wont down with the exclamation : "Hanged if I don't 1" He rose up to jaw and threaten and collect a crowd and almost lick somebody, and ho wont awaystirrod up for all day. The noxt man was a tailor tall, spare and solemn. His toes all of a sudden turned out, his loft leg was lifted, and he spun once and a half around before he went down with the romark: "I knew 'twould happen!" He got up to hurry along out of sight, and it was easy to see that he had cal culated on about so many fulls for the winter. The next was a fleshy man with a smiling face and an air of good nature. I He didn t lose any time going down, and when he struck he realized that ho had hit something. And yet what he said was: "Is it possible!" He got up slowly, forcod a grin as the boys chaffed him, and looked back three times tc make sure that he hadn't made s hole which would prove a man-trap for other pedestrians. The next was a bank clerk with a pencil ovor his ear ami a preoccupied mind. He was swinging his right hund and rushing ahead when he suddenly saw billions of stars shining in the morning sky. His first thought wes that somebody was celebrating Fourth of July ; his noxt was to scrabble up and search for an asylum where he could hunt up his collar button and splice his suspenders. Not a word esctiped him until he was a block away. Then he romarkod : "At six per ceut. it would be $854.17." The next man was a strapping big fellow with an ulster on and a red silk haudkerchief hanging out of a pockot. He began a short of shufllo as he struck the spot, increased it in a minute to a "breakdown,' and finally went down with a whoop that was heard half a block away. He was up iu a momeut. Diagonally across the street he saw a man in an "tpross wagon. The boys called to him that he had lost his rod handkorchief, and that his noso would sadly miss it, but ho would not wait. He strode across the street and up to the wagon, and as he hauled off and hit the driver a stinger ou tho car he growled out : "There, hang you! That's makes us even!" "What even!" shouted the victim as he rose up and adjusted his cap, but the othor was gone. A Cheap John Utilise the Machin ery of a Court of Juntiee. San Francisco Post When the defendant took the stand his honor said ! "Prisoner, you are charged with hav ing removed the goblet from the hand of the Cogswell statue, substituting a pair of two-bit suspenders, with a pla card calling attention to your establish moLt across the way." " Well, shudgo," repliod tho offender with au ingratiating smile, "of gorse I vuuts to get along in peesuess." "After whinh," continued the court, sternly, "you substituted a lot of neck ties for the Biispenders, and attached to tho other hand a lot of bills referring to your new stock of gum shoes and hair oil." "Dose hair oil is fust rate, your honor," said tlw defendant. "I vould like to sell you a pottle." "And yesterday," continuod tho court, consulting the indictment, "you ob structed the thoroughfares and created a disturbance by placing a paper collar and a plu hat ou the statue in ques tion." "Doso blug hat is cheap at $4, shudge. Moses Levy sharges life und a halef vor dem same kind," returned the trader cheerfully; "I beats dose fel lers ofory dimes." "And at night," wont on his honor, "at night it appears you placed in the figure's hand a transparency containing a further advertisement of your wares. Now, tbis is most improper and repre hensible." "Dot's right, shudge," said Mr. Solo mons, delightedly. "Bitch into me off you blcase. Spheak loudt, so dose noosbaper vellers gan hear you," and he smiled benignantly upon tho report ers. "Groat heavens," thundcrod the court, as a frightful idea struck him. "Is it possible you havo the meudacity to use the machinery of this court as an ad vertising dodgo?" "Dot's it, dot's it, shudge?" exclaimod the Cheap John, rubbing his hands ex ultantly. "I swore oud der gomplaiut myself." Hotter Than Water. Detroit Free Tress. "Understand that you had a fire at your house vesterday," said a geuflo man to his friend Col. Snagwell. . "Yes, house caught fire." "Suppose the liremou did effectivo work?" "No, they didn't get there in time." "You throw water very promptly on tho flames, eh?" "No, didn't use any wator." "How did vou put it out?" "Went out!" "That's singular." "Not at all. The other day I bought a load of kindling wood from a country man. 1 had it cut up and stocked in the kitchen. When I saw the fire burn ing iu that direction I felt pretty safe, and 1 was not disappointed, tor when it reached the kindling wood it went out." The l.r-et Oleander. Chicago Time. Trobably the largest oleander tree in the world is near Spauishtown, Fla. It covers a space of ground thirty-six feet in diameter; from the ground to the tip of the topmost limb is twenty-five feet; at the surface of the ground the trunk ia divided into twenty or twenty-live separato stem, the group being at least live feet through, and oue single stem is, by actual measurement, fourteen inches thick. An Antl-Chnrlty Horlety. Joaquin Miller' letter. I have boon implored, and with say age pleasure I call attention to an Anti Charity society iu Now York.. Could any one believe that, as we stand upon the verge of days which have been de voted since the advent of Christ to uni versal charity, that there is a great society of that name, or rather that naturo, iu New York? Well there is a nourishing order of that kind here; and it has just held a big meeting and was presidod over ami addressed by big men, rich men, influential men, federal officeholders, professed Christians. One is an ex-cabinet minister. They appeal to the public to give no beggar a cent. Of course these are honest men. Thpy mean well. But 1 make a solemn protest against suoli teachings. The motive I do not question. Yet I cannot Bee how any reasonable man or woman can soe any good to come out of this society's doings. And it is easy to see how much heartlossnoss, inhumanity, indeed, can and must naturally grow out of it if it is permitted to flourish. And I repeat that it seems impossible that at this day and age such an association could be thought of for an instant. For God's cako, let those who have anything to give and the good heart to give it, be permitted to give unques tioned. I do not think the beggars will got any too much. If those rich and groat men are sick of seeing beg gars the streets, let them be pro vided for as in l'aris so that their un seemly corpses come not between the swoot air and their lordships' lifted noses. Of courso this association dis claims being uncharitable. It simply says, do not give until you investigate, and thus get rid of beggars. And so few investigate and fewer give. Oh, my friend, some one richer, better than these rich, influential men here in New York, long since said that the poor shall be with us always. And I reckon thut no society that ever was or ever will be could ever do away with that pitiful fact, Who are the beggars? Y'ou find as a rule that thoy are those who have been wounded in this battle of life. No, not in the body but in the braiu. They are very helpless. Lot them loan just a little on you as they limp on toward tho grave, only a few paces ahead. Look ut any beggar you meet. Will he live long? Ho or she will, nine cases out of ten, not live the year out. Measure his or her intollect with yours, liepulsive? Of course, very repulsive. But Christ never seemed to think them so. Ther mar the beauty of the city a bit. Bat all the beggars out of purgatory would not and could not put so much shame upon the city as does the existence of one anti-charity society. The Itook-Collcction Craze. New York Times. The craze of the book-collector per vades Nuw York society more exten sively than most people know. I am acquainted with many business men whoso sole recreation is to collect rare books. There is Brayton Ives, for in stance, who has a delightful museum of rarities. He runs to old and scarce books rather than tomorely costly ones. He has many rare editious of old Eng lish works Caxtons, Wynken de Wordes, and so on to say nothing of copies of early colonial , Ameri can imprints, some of them worth their weight in gold. Bobert Hoo, Jr., on the other hand, oollocts beautiful and curious books in wonderful bindings, illuminated missals, early examples of typographical art, aud wonders in book plates. Charlos T. Congdon, tho well known journalist, is a bibliomaniac. An unsophisticated friend, examining one of Congdon's latest extravagances, an Elzevir, said : "I wonder how yon ever get timo to read so many, books as you buy?" ' "Bead 'em!" crie.l the book-buyer, with disgust. ''D'ye suppose I read them?" ' If not, what do you do with them?" "Collect them," replied Congdon, with an air of having bellied the ques tion beyond any cavil. A Cache of an Old-Time Hunter. Western Excha i6. An old-time cache was recently dis covered by Fred Halleck, in Umatilla county, Oregon, stowed away three feet under ground, near the head of Dutton canyon. He was hunting water at the tiule, but instead found bread, or what had been used as a substitute for bread. One specimen is a section of portable prairie dog sausage, about fifteen inches long. The othor is a chunk of what might be called preserved pudding. It was apparently made from crushed crickots, camas and cowse, cookoii into which was a sweet decoction of sugar, pine sap and grasshopper juice. Both delicacies look as though they would retain their freshness and flavor in any climate. Old settlors say that years ago they have seen bands of Indians go through tho country with many pack ponies loaded down with this kind of sausage. It was mado up in strings a thousand feet long, and was coiled com pletely around a cay use, thus acting as a self-fastening pack outfit. (Scribe's Ntrusgle as a Dramatist. Longman's Magazine. Scribe once said in my hearing that he began his career as a dramatist by seeing thirteen of his pieces fail oue after another, and, oa the first night of the fourteenth (doomed to a similar fate), felt so discouraged, that he said to his colaborateur : "I give it up ; and, when we have got through the half dozen more that we have on hand, I will nover write another line -.uckily," he added, "the fifteenth essay was more successful, and I bought a fresh packet of pens on the strength of it" Since then this extraordinarily prolific writer ninst have enriched the French stage with at least 800 or 1)01) productions of more or loss merit, while his son-in-law, Bayard, following his example, has contributed no less than 230. President Arthur is credited with the statement that since his accession to the presidency he has endeavored to make it an indexible rule to preserve his temper under all circumstances. The Current: There are probably not over OiKJ Americans in China to day, while there are not less than 130, (Ml Chinamen in the United States. BEAUTY IN HOMESPUN. What Koothern Women Wore Daring : the Wr.-.CuriouMakehlfU Km ployed In Contriving Coatnmea. Mary W. Early In Philadelphia Times. Several histories and numberless sketches have been written describing the military straits to which our mon were brought during the late war, but I do not know of any chronicler who has depicted the straits for clothes to which the women and girls of the southern Confederacy were reduced during the blockade. Our dry goods merchants had a pretty good stock on hand at the opening of the war, and this, with the supply we had ourselves, enabled us to pet on without pressing iueonvenionce for the first year of the war. Then we resurrected from old chests and closets all the heirlooms we could find in the shape of ancient garments belonging to our mothers and our grandmothers, in which we looked very much like a set of grown-up "Kate Groona way" figures. We began also to resort freely to the dver, feeling the force of Goldsmith's line, slightly altered: "Tho only refuge is to dye." Fortunate ly there was a woolen factory in Bich niond during the war (the Crenshaw . mills) that turned out very soft, good woolen cloth. There was also one, I believe, at Scottsville, a little town seventy miles from Bichmond, on the James river and Kanawha canal, and one at Bousack's, in southeastern ir pinia. These two latter factories, though they by no means furnished dainty fabrics, w ere still of great assist ance in clothing the people of Virginia. There were several cotton cloth facto ries in operation in North Carolina during the war, and from these we drew a large part of the cotton cloth used in Virginia then. In the country we had to resort to the loom, w hich on all old Virginia planta tions was used for supplying the negroes partially, if not entirely with clothiug. Elderly negro women were set apart to spin and weave for the others. They carried on their work generally in a cellar, their wild, sweet, mournful hymns mingling with the sound of the shuttle or the monotonous hum of the w heel. It was not musio of so high an order as Schubert's or Gounod's "Spinning-wheel Song,"jbut it had a distinctive character and charm of its own, and was filled with a weird and plaintive sweetness, the liko of which I have never heard except in the singing of to bacco factory hands. During the war homespun dresses were a good deal used by the Virginia country ladies for every-day wear, and I have seen some of these dresss that looked really pretty and jaunty on fresh young girls. The dyes (as well as the cloth) were a home production. Ivy leaves, set with alum, made a pretty gray; sumao leaves and chinquapin bark made black ; maple bark made a bright pur ple, and beech bark made a green dye. Speaking of homespun reminds me of a homespun ball given by one ot tne Bichmond belles, not during the war, as some might reasonably suppose, but a year or two before, and said to be one of the most charming and successful entertainments ever given in Bichmond. On this occasion all the young ladies appeared iu costumes of homespun, made up hi a hundred pretty, fanciful and picturesque stylos. , The men of the Confederacy, those in the army, at leant, fared much better with respect to clothes than tlie women did, the government providing them with uniforms imported from abroad through the blockade. Occasionally too, a w omen would get a prize in the shape of a trunk or a box of new clothes smuggled through the blockade, iu which case her toilet would be tho envy and admiration of all her feminine friends, l'ersons who had friends or relatives in Baltimore, Philadelphia or other northern cities would sometimes be favored with a box of "store clothes." I remember such a box being sent from Philadelphia to acquaintances of mine in Bichmond, who' became, iu conse quence, "the glass of fashion and the mould of form." A plaid ribbon in this box was lent by turns to various friends, who looked on it as a rare and dainty ornament, something almost equal to the ribbon of the order of tho garter. Ihe writer wore it to an ele gant entertainment in Bichmond the last winter of the war. OVER-WORKED BUSINESS MEN. As a restorer of exhausted nerve force, it has been largely shown during the past thirteen years that tne fiew vitalizing Treatment dispensed by Dra. 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This Rreat remedy aa discovered by a missionary in r-outh Amcru-a. Send self addrawrd envelope to Hkv. Jm-tl H T. LnmaN, cflaUon I), New York. THE DOCTOR'S ENDORSEMENT. ' Dr. W. I). Wright. Cincinnati. O . u,nj. .i. subjoined professional endorsement, "I have prcscriDea un. vvai. HALL'S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS In a if rent number of always with success. One cane In particular waa given up ny several pnysiclani who had been called In for consultation with The patient had all the symptoms of coullrmed uonBumpuon com nigm sweats, hectic fever barnuwina- couicha. etc. He comnieiKwd Imn. diatcly to get butter and was soon restored to ms usual iieaun. i louna imu vvai. HALL'S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS the most valu. ble expectorant for breaking up distressing coughs am colds." "RotHiH on Coughs." 15c, 23c, 80c, at Drugpists. Complete cure Coughs, Hoarse ness. Sore Throat. , Offensive Breath, Bad taste in Mouth, Coated Tongue, show torpid liver and dis ordered stomach. Allen's Bilious Physic, vegetable remedy, quickly relieves all. 25 cents. At all Druggists. Bedington, Woodard & Co., Portland, Oregon. "BuchO-PAiBA." Quick, complete cure, all annoying kidney and urinary dis eases. $1. "fXocoH on Corns." 15c. Ask for it Complete cure, hard or soft corns, warts, bunions. We take pleasure in referring thepub lic of the merits of Papillon Catarrh Cure. It will cure Chronic Catarrh, Cold iu the Head, Kose-cold, and for Hay Fever no remedy is as effective. It has cured hun dreds oi cases. Treatment for SuNBURN.-amelline for the complexion will afford relief in all cases. Dr. Hrnltf Celery, Beef and Iron Is the best Nerve Tonic ever discovered. No remedy equals Papillon Skill Cure for Eczema or Scrofula, curing the most obstinate cases. 1 1 11 THE GREAT ULllMAN rei FOR -AJCIST. CURES , . Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache, More Throat. Nwrlllnvi, Hpralns, Bralam, Itui-na. Mraldit, ro( Hllra, AND ILL OTHF.a BODILY PAIXS AND ACMKS. Bold bj DrugfUU nn1 !rlr, trrrtwtirra. Fifty CeoU bottlt. IHreetinn. In II l.ftDKiiirM. THE Oil Wil.K A. VOOKI.KR CO. i u A. roiKI.Mt IMIUIHM. mn v. a. m HOW Fortlfr the tjmteni. All who have eiperi need and wltnuaed tn effect of Hiatet ter't Stomach Bitten upon the weak, brok en down, desponding victims of dyapepeis, liter eompLunt ferer and ague rheuma tism, nenrous debili ty, or premature de cay, kliow that in this supreme tonic sud alterative there exists a specitto prin ciple which reaches the very source of the trouble, and effects an absolute and per msnent cure. Vor sale by all Druggists and Dealers gener ally. iTTEftS IN CASH GIVEN AWAY To the SMOKERS of Blackwell's Genuine Bull Durham Smok ing Tobacco. The genuine has picture of BULL on every package. For particulars see our next announcement. LOST M akHOGl KIIUTT r"'l" CIVUUS MSHIBIAt, A3SSC7. 160 Tnltw St., HwlBI. Tm asva GOOD HEALTH the 11VFR fcTta lHm INVIGORATOR ri. CINFORD'S LIVER INVICORATOR Just what its urns Implies: a Vegetable laver or torpid condition of thtLiver; such ss Biliousness, i'ostivsnees. Jsundios, Dyspepsia, Mslsria, Bica Hesdach. Bbeumatiara. eto. An inrslusble tsm- Medicine. end for diseases resulting mm a aermngeu beumatisra. eto. si urvsiosDie s sm Vor full Information aend lour ad- ily Med win dreea on a nostsl eard for luo psge bonk on tne Lir endltaniaesses," to DILb AB i'OEU, M Puane Brreot, New York. All Dai W.1ST w ILL TKLL TOW ITS (irCTATIOX. OflNfflG Mfm fr-ctlv harmless II rrrparatinnputnphrTIIK MAKBLK Kf MASl KAtTI Iti CO.. Weston. Vu It also toatrhens tender feet, and will relievo distrew occasioned by exposure and wearing tiRht boots. Inrlnoe $1 for a piu kace and full particulars. Addrea I. C. Mill ltLK. Sole Afrrnt, Portland. Oregon. .ti Organ quKMiyctiird byUM-liWALkMbltiua Adopted in sll tW HOSPITALS OK TRAK. rTompl return of VWOR Simple .a:llo as. 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