TO HB8. CARLVLK, I htve red yoor glorl'im tetter, j WlK-iejouliLrtiw !) 1 fella, ', -Ppcke your thua and tnluJ out hecly, la tour nun iiciibifui ityi And I forcytie'limln(J , ,' fin the pgtiKchtuili)K, Tbit mr 1'nrt I my oeore you lakt It, J.-uule WVlib I'M If Id. And I nit hens tblukinc. thloil", How jour lua tu uue lout wlukmx AC poor 1 liomu' fkulu and ulinti sua ttU undue hr of Mil! Wou'i joa own, dar, Jant bt twetn 0, Tbu (bit Urini with finlui Iu'(, f" r !' o pUut u II, .. Jccnuls .UnL'rlyUT There w notblog that's demeaning la lboe freqneM nine ol oJrtuInc, Wbea tou (wured t.ij lurubboJ aud hammered, In ich true bonkewlfcly itylr; An1 ihwe liitimlug u-t tid illuuer, Orod tf clv-.f iui and (lunar. -Mike m long to tive been orvtuul will) yoa Jeauula WeUb CarlyUr.- Bo yen fiusktwlth doff And chicken, I'.eTliiK youus WtiuiUH, aud the dleaen Kdomi vo- ,u dllfd raear, that mUiblThuinu.' 1md beguile; How yuu wrtUd with lb taxes, How you ground t Uilylteexrt, Mtklui blm the ov-tv dtrw'Kkut on you Jtauuie ih urlyle. Through It all Irom erf ry qmrter iifm me luukblui on tne water. Yulir qoiea wdm ol fun end humor, and yonr urlKbt, oewiuniiu miic;, And i own, 1 lalny revel In the way tht you "devil " Tlltoter.8, 0Trry vigoroui, au Ilka Joauola vVcUh Carole. All the time, ity, were you mining juri a Hill love and itaclng Ulllt tolngi- lint bnp to iigbitn many a wetty, drtiry whlltf Never a word you sty toib' w II: We may gut but borer know II; Yon wml quiefy mi without It lojal Jeeuule Weith Carlyle, Hrlc-a-Brac," Uuiury for November. sr.HJDSTlNQ A VOCATION. We were errantry folks, Charlie and I, born anil bred to tarminfelifo, both of us a grand and glorious birthright, if we bad only beeu Beni-ible enough to know it; but wj were siinplo, and sold our goodly inheritance for something less than a mess of pottage. At the time of our marriage I lived in an old fashioned farm house with my grandfather. My parents were both dead, and from my babyhood be had made a great pet of me, and intended me for his beir so rumor hud it. This made me quite a belle in our quiet little village, and won me scores of suitors; bnt I did not care a fig for one of them. Charlio and I crossed each other in rather a ro mantic fashion, and fell in love at flsrt sight and, strange to say, we kept in love. We were betrothed in less than a month after our first meeting, with the hearty good wishes and congratulations of all our friends, who, being cognizant of the little romance that brought us to gether, took an unwonted interest in onr well being. - It was quite a commonplace adventure. My mad pony, Moonshine, took it into ber silly head to run off one afternoon. ' and came within a hair's breadth of precipitating me over the , bridge and into tno river. Charlio, brouaht to the spot by one of those special providences io which I so con fidently believe, saved me in my moment of peril, at the expense or bis right arm, however, which was torribly shattered. 1 Of course I could not help loving him after that; and when he asked me to be bis wife I did not say him nay; and neither did my grandfather, though he was only a farmer's lad, with no fortune but his honest face and manly arm. "The boy has a. deal of impudenoe," be said; ''but have it your own way I've nothing to say." We took him at his word and appoint ed an early day for the wedding, Which was quite a stylish affair in its way our old country mansion threw open its pon derous doors, and everybody far and near was invited. Grandiathsr gave me a splendid outfit and a bounteous wed ding feast. When all was over, and we were preparing to start on our bridal trip, he came to our chamber. "Here, little Kirl."he said, putting an cld-fushioued casket in my hand, "these are for you they, belonged to your grandmother; never sell them unless it is for bread." . As I unclasped the casket I soreamed with delight. AH my life long I coveted those diamonds; and here uiey were, largo, lustrous, every single one worth a small fortune, and all my own. Grand father smiled at my delight, and taking a sealed package from his pocket he handed it to (Jliarlie. "This is for vou. young man." he con tinned; "I trust you'll know what to do with it." Upon breaking the seal we found a deed of gilt lor-Walnut mu, tue larm adjoining the one on whioh my grand father lived; bnt it had this proviso: We were to reside upon and cultivate the farm; removal forfoited our right of pos session. It was a charming place, well stocked, and under fine cultivation, witu a snug little farmhouse all furnished to our hand. After our wedding trip Charlie and I went up and took posses- sion, feeling very iiob and very happy, as, i suppose, newiy marrieu iui&s ai ways do. For two or three months every' thing wont on bravely. Charlie set to work in good earnest; he got in good crop, and began to make preparations for cutting and hauling timber. Grand father looked in every day or two, but Baid nothing. He meant for us to man age onr own affairs he taid and we did, JuBt about haying time Charlie and I took a fancy to go to Niagara. Of course we went, and the consequence was tne loss of the whole crop; the proper season missed, a long rain came on, and all the sweet scented fields were spoiled. Then the rust took the wheat and the corn was very poor for want of good tillage; so that the end of the year found us in rather a meager condition. "The farm's doing badly, grandfather," said Charlie, "I think we ahall have to cast about for.sorootbing else." The old man laughed and shook his head. ' ' "A rolling stone gathers no moss," be replied. "The farm's well enough, Char lie; the fanlt lies with you." Charlie's fine gray eyes flashed with indignant resentment. - "As if I were not doing my best, and sacrificing all my prospects in the bar gain!" he said; "atd jnft to please him! Fact is, Belle, I dont think farming's my vocation -I think I've missed my calling." - "So do I, Chailie,' I chimed in eager ly, fired and excited by the sudden hope that my girlish dream of having a famous bosband might jet prove a reality; "I really belkve job have capacities for eomethin better. Suppose you JryP Charlio looked meditative and serious. "Farming's very common" he re marked at last: "it never raises one to any eminence." , "That's so. Charlie. ; "Tie nothing bnt a dreary repetition of digging and delving, sowing and reap ing, eatiog and sleeping. I had hoped for something better than this." Charlie's air and manner of speaking were impressive in tne extreme. A bait formed idea of the stage Hashed through my mind as I looked at him. "'You can do something better," I said you must. "There are uo opportunities hero." "Lut eisevhere.'' lie flushed and hesitated. At last, w must give up W aluut Uill,"be said. "Givoit un.then." I resnondod brave ly, though the bare thought brought tears to my ejes; "better that than stay nere ami uury your talents. Once started, the matter was hourly discnised; and finally we decided to go. "Where?'' questioned grandfather, wncn we broke tue matter to him. "To the city." "To the city. And you a farmer's lad. Well, well what are you after, boy?" "My vocation," replied Charlio with lofty dignity. The old man laughed and auruggeu uis siiouiuers. "Give me back my deed, then," he said, linnting a vocation, boy? I m afraid you'll not find it, Charlio." We thought him an old curmudgeon. and went on with onr preparations. It was midspring-time when we set out; and the dreariost, saddest day that ever uawued and set was the day we bid fare well to Wallnut Hill. A dismal rain fringed all the trees about oar home stead; drip, drip, it fell from the eaves, from every bough and shrub, as if weep- iug at our departure. The very chickens in tho barnyard fluttered about ns swith noisy demonstrations; and the cows looked after us with sober, wistful eyes. We had lived so happily at Walnut Hill, it was a terrible trial to tear ourselves away, I could see regret in Charlie's eyes; and when upon starting our old watch-dog followed us down to the gate, while my pet Tabby mowed pathetically from the window, wo both broke down, and lost sight of our previous home, half' blinded by tears. But our mission was an important one Charlie was in search of his vocation Summer came just about the tiuio we got established in our city quarters; no sham about it either-hot, stifling, earn est summer. Pleasant euough it might be in dewy, rural retreats, or in the shadowy forests, where the waters gurguled, and the breezes sang through the live-long day; but tons, in our three story brick, in tue heart ol a crowded block, it was dreadful! This had beon the very best we could do; email houses wore not to be hod and tne furniture went with our three-story brick, brussels carpet, nandsome damaHk, walnut and mahoganv, not worn at all, for the paltry sum of $1000; cheap as dirt, Charlie said and we bought it and took the house. The rent was beyond onr means, truly; but we trusted to taking lodgers, We felt quite grand, to be sure; but ohl that burning heat, that close, stifling heat all our stately parlors and cham hers could not compensate us for the crisp,- refreshing breezis we had lost. Baby began to droop liko a wilted blossom from the very first day of our arrival. I carried her from collar to attio in search of coolness, and watched over bor day by day with a nameless dread at my heart. In the meantime Charlio was out late aud early in search of his vocation. Hard work he had find ing it. too a man does not stumble over one every day. Bnt it came to him at last iu tne shape of a copyist's place, which brought him about a dollar and a half per diem. A poor beginning; but something better would turn up. Juike Mr. Mtcawber, he waited. Then we advertised for lodgers to oc cupy our two spare rooms. A week went by without a single applicant after that they began to pour iu by dozens, inere was not an hour in tho day in which we were freo from intrusion. For days in succession I could not get time to cat my meals in peace yet the rooms were not taken. At the end of threo weeks my stairway carpet was growing threadbare, and my very soul was sick witn despair. We thought of Hiving up the brick and hunting cheaper quarters, when good ionune lavoreu us in me person ot iur. Colonel Hargrave, who drove down in her elegant carriage to look at the rooms. For fifteen minutes, perhaps, she trailed her silk and cashmere up and down, and then she pronounced them charming. Of course she Would engage them the rent was a mere song. 'And she moved down her effects on the following day, includ ing the colonel, a largo, fine looking man, with military whiskers, who paid down half a month's board in advance. Charlie and I were wondrously elated. It argued we 1 for our future success to have such stylish persons in our bouse And then the colonel promised to do so much for us Caarlie was to have a lu crative office at once. But for some rea son or other it was not secured; and the summer days wore on, and poor Charlie still held bis old plaoe, while I superin tended the cooking and marie mocha and mixed ices for Mrs. Hargrave. She was an extremely fascinating woman, and she and I got to be friends. She embroi dered pianafores for baby, and would have me accompany her to the opera, and even forced two or three costly presents upon me. Two sisters were never more intimate we even wore each other's apparel; and when we had pri vate theatricals, and she played Juliet to Charlie as Borneo, she borrowed my dia monds and dazzled the assembly with her regal beauty. My precious dia mondswhat store I set by them! There was not such another set in the city, Mrs. Hargravs said, when ahe brought them down the morning after the theatricals. August came; the streets ankle deep in dust, the sky like brass. Baby was seri ously ill; her little dimpled face was wasted to a mere Shadow. The doctor ad vised ns to take Ler back to the country, but we were deep in debt, and colonel Hargrave had not paid another cent to ward bis board. At Charlie's suggestion I ventured a weak expostulation. If she could only pay ns part-onr expenses ru n hpavvf Mrs. Hargrave laid down her novel and shook out the folds of ber linen-cambric wrapper. "Certainly, my dear! Wbv in the world didn t you remind me before? linir bkndlv through ber blonde curls. "The colonel is such a neglect- j fttlman; but I'll have him to draw on our banker to morrow, and attend to the matu-r at ouce." I got no au extra diuoer on the strength of her promise, and in the afternoon I went out to muka a few pur chases prrpaiatory to taking the ba y to the country. On my return I found the bouse desertwl my room forlorn and empty. Colonel Hargrave and bis wife had been suddenly summoned away. I was bitterly disippointed and a little apprehensive; but Charlie laughed at my fears. Of course they would for ward the mooey next day. Tho morrow brongbt other scenes, bnt not the ex pected mouey. Baby was alarmingly ill,, and bv uooa onr houso was full of bailiffs. There was a claim on the fur niture, they said, prior to our purchase. Charlie stormed and expostulated by turns, bnt in vain. They fult for ns, but there was no help for it it had to go. Sunset found the three-story brick oleaned out. Not aa article left but the little wickar cot on which baby lay. Charlie aud I stood over her in silence, and aomobow just then, while the piti less light glared throngh the curtainless windows into the hare rooms a vision of our old life at Walnnt Hill the oozy chamber the blazing wood lira the happy evening hours, swept before ns. Charlie groaned aloud and I burst into tears. That night I wrote to grand father and the following day brought his response, "Come back to Walnut Hill," he said, and nothing more. It was like him. But how could we? Baby grew worse and on the second day after onr effects Were taken she diod; onr littlo Rosa, onr first born babe. Charlie paid his last dollar for a tiny coflio. and we put her in it, and thore she laid all alone in tho great, lonesome house, the old niaplo tree singing or rustling lullaby deneath the window, Charlie and I watching beside her, looking into each other's eyes iu silout agony. We bad not even moans to bury our dead. "Sell the diamonds, Charlie," I said at last. He caught at the suggestion eagerly. "Yes, sell them, Belle, and we'll take her baok to Walnut Hill; 'twill kill me to leuve bor here." I brought out the old fashioned cas ket and he hurriod away. Half an hour broaght him back with a face like death. "My God, Bolle, they are worthless I They've beon changed theso are only pastel" For an instance I was stunned ; thon s swift thought shot through my mind. I remombered the private theatricals, and Mrs. Colonel Hargrave. But I said nothing, only "the clasps and settings sre worth somothiug sell them." He departed to do my bidding. After a whilo he returned and grand father with him; tho evening train had brought him in. He glauced around the rooms, aud then his gaze rested ou the rosewood casket. His features worked for a moment, and he struggled ( as if to suppress some strong feeling.' Then he said, Btrnly, pointing toward tho tiny esse, "It's your own work; tako her np and lut us go." We obeyed him without a word. In the waning summer glory we buried our darling at tho old homo pluo; beneath the great walnnt trees, where the golden leaves rustle and drift above her and the birds weave tender melodies through all the many days; and thou we went back to our old life and labor. We earn our bread with the sweat of our brow, and ate it with -thankful hearts. Charlio has found his vocation. --Emma G. Jones. Do Something Tor Yourself. Almost nuv man of capacity and inde pendent spirit who has reached middle age, and been continuously employed by others, must regret that be did not in early life enter into some sort of business for himself. The majority of tnon.what ever their trade or talent, are anxious to be hired; and if they are not hired, are likclv, and liable to come to want. The oonsequence is that the market for labor, from the finest to the coarest, is nearly always overstocked, and that in dull. hard times such as we have had for five years past it is irremediably glutted At such periods thousands and thousands of men, all over tue land, especially la cities, are idle, unable to support them selves and their families, simply because they cannot get plaots, and they cannot, or think they cannot, do anything for themselves. Thev have beon nocustomed to be hired; they are acquainted with no other way of gaining a livelihood and, when thoy cannot be hired, their case seems hopeless, and they yield to what they regard as the inevitable. By far - k. - . A I. - me greater pari oi tue psupunam, vagabondage aud lack of occupation in the country now and in the past, comos, and has come, from the inability or in disposition, strengthened by long indul gence, of tue mass oi people to pusn ana manage their own fortunes, instead of fruiting them to the direction and dicta tion of others. In the beginning of our practical lives it is natural and necessary that we should serve an apprenticeship of some sort; that we should bo instructed in the calling or profession we intend to adopt. We must in some way be hired before we caa expect to earn for ourselves. The trouble is, that we are apt to remain in this commercial tutelage long after we should have been our own masters, and when we want to get ont of it. if we ever do. it either is. or seems to be too late, and we are deterred by the formidable character of the undertaking. Thus it happens that in middlo age we aro, as has been said, likely to regret the course we have too steadily followed, neglecting opportunities, and wasting years that we cannot revive. It behooves us, as a cer tain amount of experience abows. to try onr trade or talent, after we have folly learned or demonstrated it, in our own behalf, in place of following or exer cising it in the interest of others. Onr apprenticeship ended, we csnnot too soon set np for ourselves. The occasion may not be qnite ripe; things may not be as we would bsve them they very .sel dom are so but still we should begin, sod let improvement and further encour agement come in their own good season. For lack of such enterprise and resolu tion, innumerable men in all depart ments of activity have been kept down constantly, and have lost more than half their usefulness. They timidly hesi tated and waited to do something for themselves until the time had irrevoca bly gone by, and their destiny had been fixed. The large proportion of failures in business snd the professions is often used as an argument agaiusl the wisdom of young tm-u attempting to be iude pmidvnl But it is no rutu,ut at all. Mivstot tho failures result from defects in the mon.not iu what they have undor taken. Thoy have been imprudent, (lis honest, careless, extravagant, over-ambitious, and therefore thoy have met with disaster. If they have not; if they have conducted their affaire intelligently and proporly, they will le pretty ob tain to bo so sustained and h. lwi as to be able to go ou again; and tho next time circomstaoats over which they have no control will not, in all probability, declare against them. Out of failure not traceable to dishonorable dealing, inca pacity or recklessness prosperity may, and often docs, spring, for a new trial is generally accorded to him who has worked faithfully, aud not abused pub lic or private trust. Honest failure is not calamity; it excites sympathy and eusuros timely aid, for the most part, finally resulting in justification of, and advantago to the man who has failed. But failures at the worst sru hardly so bad as losses of situation or absence of employment to the hired. They who de pend on salaries or wages are nover se cure, and they are proue to feol their inwonrity aud their dependence, if they be sensitive or proud, iu a way that wears upon and depresses them more than they think. It is very common to say that a really valuable man seldom wsuU a place; that if he have not one he can easily get another. Bnt this is not trne. ss numberless valuable men have found to their sorrow, mortification and bitter noes. Hundreds of such men, whose services have been dispensed with from no other causa thau desire or need to re trench, have actually suffered for tho necessaries ot life. They are thoroughly oompotent; they sre industrious; they are trustworthy, and they oonld prove it by their sots; bnt they could not, hard as they tried, though they have offered to do anything, obtain any situation worthy o: tho name. Nobody has any sympathy with them, or any inclination to aid them. Tbey want to be hired, and the community,- with a strange in justice, rarely has respeot or compassion mr tue army ot men who ba.ve such waut. Why, it asks, don't they do aomothing for themselves? This is the question everybody asks, and the answer is an echo, "Why don't they?" Let those for whom it is not too late answer it soberly, practically, wisoly, by a littlo enterprise and by positive deed. There are thous ands hero at this moment who lament that they have never tried to do some thing for themselves. There sre very fow who, having done something for tbomselves, have reason for regret. The lesson, the world teaohea is, do some thing for yourself I and he who makes not the trial before middle-age is apt to sow his foturo with seeds of disoonteut. Two Soluble Urates. In secluded parts of Mount Oliver cemetery, far apart from each other, however, aro graves containing the re mains of two persons once prominent in national evouts, bnt now apparently forgotten altogether. One is the grave of Mrs. Mary E. Suratt, who was execut ed as one of the Abraham Lincoln con spirators, and tho other is that of tho fumous Wirz, tho keeper of the much dreaded Andersonville prison pen dur ing the late war. Visitors to the como tery, especially strangers, will find practically, nothing to donoto the graves of theso once well known people. Wirz is buriod under a tall hickory tree, in whioh squirrels chutter and gambol. Tall, rank words and unkempt grass sur round tho spot, end tho simple inscrip tion "Wirz," on a tiny block of marbio, at the hoad of the grave, is tho only resting place of a man once so famous in his peculiar way and so nnivorsally detostod. Mrs. Suratt's grave is equally obscoro. A ragged boxbush and a glass jar con taining a few withered viuos wero the only signs shown yesterday that even a memory of the unfortunate woman still survives. A small, plain headstone, bluntly inscribed: "Mrs. Mary E. Bur ratt," is all that indicates who oooupies tho grave. There is noithiy duto nor cause of death on the headstono, and the lot containing graves of other mombors of the family is rank with weeds and banked with the faded loaves of au tumn. Mount Oliver cemetery was visitod by a large number of strangers yosterday. Theweatler was exceedingly fine, and two ladies, who learned the location of Mrs. Surrstt's grave, visited it and ex pressed regret at its ne glided appear ance. They evidently cherished friendly recollections for the poor woman, for before leaving thoy purchased llowors and placed them on her grave. "That sort of thing," said tho superintendent of the cemetery to a reporter of tho l'ost when tho latter, who had witnessed the occurrence, called attention to it, "oc curs once in a while.bnt not very often." Wash. Post. Winter Flowers. The summor is past, and autumn, with its frosts and cold blasts, is about to bo upon us, and as the garden and lawn floral decorations are rapidly disappear ing, onr sight will be delighted through out the winter and early spring with the beautiful display of window flowers. During onr entire remembrance Gur mantown, above all other places, has been renowned for its floral attractions of this kind. It is charged that the in troduction of heaters and gas inimical to this stylo of gardening, and that it meas urably disappears where this great mod ern convenience come in; but there is not so much injurious conse quences following it e people rep resent, or else onr folks bere possess an antidote for the evil. Bethiaasit may, the traveler through our streets can find many an inviting floral treat to feast h!a rra nnnn. Almost every one who sees these cheery looking places goes home mentally resolving that be will do likewise, and it is indeed surprising that more of this pretty, simply gardening is not done everywhere. However trilling the displsy may be, it is pleasing. By the introduction of hanging baskets much more may be done io making a window attractive witb flowers and green leaves than could before be done, as pots sre not slwsys convenient in the window sill. Kenilwortb ivy, money wort, spider wort and many of these well known plants sre easily to be obtained and seem to make . tfaemaelves quae at noma in these modern hangiug arrangements. Bosides this, brackets can be made fst to the window frames, and a few p it with dangling vines le attached thereto. Some that we have seen looking very pretty were very simple floral ornaments. Evon a turnip, carrot, beot, or any sirui lar root is Ukent turned. bottom upward, hollowed ont so aa to hold wuter, mid then suspended in this way. Tho leaves soon begin to pusn, aud turning upwards embrace and clotho the bare root with foliaee. Others merely take a pine cone, and filling iu a very little earth between the scales sow grass seed or some other easily sprouting green thing. Agaiu, soma vory pretty and unique window or namouia aro made with the sweet potato, by putting into the month of a hyacinth glass and suspending it in a warm room. This will sprout, and hanging down will mako a rrunnfnl tri-iinn mnv Afct nt r- ' - t J ' v 1 these things, however, need light; but tue common green ivy is one of tne best plants for this purpose, as it is one that will do its 1m st in sun or shado, and is besides within every-ono's roach. Besides these, them rn man nllinr familiar thinira that nan ia naA.1 in r hi mv with good effect, and will greatly- aid iu beau- wjiug a room as won aa a window. Grmantown Telegraph. 0,ncer Happenings. WhHo a marriage ceremony was being performed', in a bouse in Bryan, Texas, thieves stole the wedding feast from tho diniug room. Far np iu the spiral of a couch sholl, fished up out of deep water at Jackson ville, Fla., an entire leaf of a Methodist hymn book was fonnd. Whilo walking among the ruins of Caraoalla'a baths in Home, a traveler came near being killed by a stone dropped from a great hoight by a crow. "Come and see mo on an important family matter," waa the message sent by a lady of Berliu to all bor relatives. They came in troops, and, upon ar riving at the house, found her hanging by the nock, dead. Three-fourtlm of the present site of Denver was owned, only a fow years ago, by Edward MoClintock, who sold it for a pair of Frenoh calf boots, a pound of plug tobaooo and a burro. MoClintock drove an ox team in tho first overland train that ever croasod the continont. A Bradenborg peasant not long ago found a large eagle eating the carcass of a dog. He shot the bird, which was black, with whito shoulders. On its left foot waa a gold ring, on whioh wero cut the letters, still visiblo, "II Ks. o. k." underneath vhioh was the word '''Eporjes," and on the other side the data 10, 0, 1827." Eperjes is a town in upper Hungary. Committee of the British association has measured the height aud weight of 53,000 persons from all parts of the Bruisn Isles. The results shows that the Hootch sro tho heaviost, the Welsh next in weight, the English third and the Irish the lightest, while the Scotch are the tallest, the Irish seonnd in stat ure the English third and the Welsh are tho shortest. For each inch of stat ure a Scotchman weighs 2.400 ponuds, a Welshman, 2. 375 pounds, ; an English- msn, 2.301 pounds, and an Irishman, 2 UiU pounds, MY. Bcechcr I'pou Dlvorcr. Henry Ward Boeoher was asked for his views upon the subject of divorce and tho laws governing it. Ho thought that there were more causes for divorce than the scriptural oneot adultery. That was provided as a protection for womau from mere caprice in a time when a man had several wives, and if ono displeased him in somo trival thing, he could give her a writing of divorcement. "Yet divorces should not be facile," continued Mr. Dcecher, with increased earnestness, "the sanctity of the family is the hope of the world. It is better that two should sutler tnrougu we than that too easy a door should be opened for those led by passion or desiring lioense. Tho boys say on tho train 'Chicago thirty minutes for divorce' I board that myself, "A woman ought not to bo obliged to li with a tog. Draukonacss ought to be cauas for divorce; so, too, if a man notoriously corrupt in any way, or if he is convictod of a criminal oflenso. But tho causes should bo very few. Cruelly should be one, but not one mere failure to agree in temper. Laxity of divorce laws makes great evil." "What do yon think of tho diversity of laws in different states?" was asked. "Thore should bo a uniform United Btatet law if it were possible," Mr. Beeober replied. "There ought not to bo oue law in one state and another in another,'' A Creeping Horror. Several young people bright, imag inative and ohnervant sat one evening nntil luto tulking over the subject of snpernatnral experience, and atwhe close all retired more or lesa in a state of ex oitement. One of the young ladios, a brave but nervous girl, was somewhat startled by the thought that she heard, an hoar or so after he had retired, a groan in the hall, by her chamber door. Soon she heard it again, and then the doors she fancied sho had locked slowly opened snd a white shape entered the moonlit room; a groveling, moaning shape that slovly crept along to hor bed. A cold hand seized hor wrist snd olntched her arms, aiid an artionlate voice strove to speak. Then sho saw with horror a deep mark on the throat that she grasped. It was warm! It was moist! But her lingers had lost their power to relax, and she held the shuddering shse till ber seresms brought ber Iriends. There, with ber Sogers still gripping bis bloody throat, was her own cousin! Worked npon by the excited conversa tion of the evening, be had gone to his room and cot his throat. Itepenting too late he had erfterod the next room for aid; too weak to walk he bad crawled to her aide and she had choked bim to death. Boston Traveller. The scarcity of springs and running streams in Csnsda is ascribed by Mr. Joseph Wilcox to the fact that the an cient glaciers swept away from the rocks of the country a large psrt of the soil, leaving but little of tne mineral which, in coon tries where springs and streams abound, soaks np the rain and melting snow, snd afterward gradually;givea out the water thus stored. KEYYSX0TES. More than 2,000,000 visitors attended the international fisheries exhibit at London. Dio Lewis says American women need snnshiue and not paint and powder to improve their complexions. In a tornado in Mississippi, a turtle weighing sixty pound was blown out of Foarl river, and landed in a distant cot ton field. " Brewster, attorney-general, still wears a high white hut, though the breezea blow cold and a now black olo may be had for $3.50. The now two-cent postage stamp is a good test of coIop bRudness. A Mis sissippi editor announces that it is of a pule purple shado. In tho City of Mexico, recently, a riot occurrod at a bull fight, owing, as a local paper says, to the "poor quality of the entertain men t." Alice Marguerite King, an aelrers, was described by a Noshvillo paper ss "a Btnall lady with a very big nose, and ugly." She sued for $50,000 damages and got nothing. The annual interest on the debt of the Brooklyn bridgo is stated to be $750,000. At present the net earnings are not over $50,000 a year. Where the $700,000 will come from remains to be seen. During the present season the Erie canal has transported about 30,000,000 buHhols of gr.in and seed, 55,000,000 feet ot lumber, 50,000,000 staves, 30,000,000 tons of coal, and millions of pounds of merchandise. The merchants of Dallas, Texas, re monstrated with the prosecuting attor ney and grand jury against the prose cution ot the gamblers, on the ground that it would ruin the business of thi town. Tne officials of the Mormon church re port a total membership in Utah of 127.2'J; number ot families, 23,000; births iu tho lost six months, 1200 males and 1100 females; number of children undor eight years, 37,000; number of marriages iu six months, 338; new mem bers. 23,040; deaths 781. The church organization embraces t waive apostles, fifty-eight patriarchs, 8153 high priests, 11,000 elders, 1500 bishops and 4400 dea oona. Arizona reports a membership of 2204. Idaho, not reported, has double that of Arizona. Eighty-one missiona ries have beon appointed to go on mis sions to Europe and the United States Eighteen of this number hare been set apart for missions in the Southern States, whore the church is mooting with considerable sucoess iu inoroasing its membership. Southoru converts are being colonized in Colorado mainly, It will be seen from these sta tistics that the Mormons are very rap idly on tho increase The Edmunds law against polygamy appears to be futile. The church flourishes despite all legal opposition. Nothing short of pretty vigorous cutting can remove this foul cancer from our body politic; mere out ward applications are now without any efl'eot. SCIENCE AM) 1MYEM10S. During his late jonrney in Central Asia, Dr. Vcnnkoff discovered the horse, tho camel aud the gooso in thoir wild state. They showed no fear of man even after some of their number had been shot. Hills on tho Islo of Man have been photographed fro n a place sixty miles distaut. The original picture., was so small that they hud to be enlarged many times to reach the curto size. A Norwegian geologist has measured the glaciers of Iceland, and has found them to be tho largest ieo rivers in the world, those of Norway, tho Alps and tho Pyrenees seeming quite small by comparison. William Cooms, of Westchester county, N. Y., took a deg belonging tot his neighbor, Thomas Maloney, iuto tho ' woods and hooged him by the nock un til lis was dead, William was arrested and lias beon senteaoed to the pun i ten, - tiary for four monllis, Yc!oan!o disturbances 2n tiio inland" of Isahia are usually preceded by a turbid appearance of water in baths whore it is gonerally clear. To delect such ohange arrangements have been made forcgu lar chemical examination of the baths as well as of wells snd springs. In sn address to the British associa tion for the advancement of soienoe at its recent animal meeting, Prof. It. S. Ball, astronomer royal for Ireland, re viewed the methods employed for meas uring the snn's distance from the earth, snd expressed a belief in the possibility ot determining that distance accurately to within 100,000 miles. He doubts if tho transits of Venns give opportunities for calculations of such preoiiion, aud thinks that a solution of the great astro nomical problem must be sought through observations of the minor plan ots or astoroids. From tho measure ments of all kinds thus far attempted, tho most probable estimate of the sun's distance is 1)2,700,000 miles, which csn hardly- bo erroneoua to the extent of 300,000 miles. The Irishman's Bute. The excitement and crush during Oar rick's last performance are matters of theatrical history. That most entertain ing of memoir writers, Beynolds, who wss present the last night, relates an amnsing incident: Through a side box, close to where I sat, was completely tilled, we behold tho door burst open, and an Irish gentleman attempt to enter vi et armia. "Shut the door, boxkeeper!" loudly oried some of the party. "Taere's room, by the pow'rs!" cried the Irishman, and persisted in advanc ing. On this a gentleman on the second row rode and exclaimed, "torn out that blackguard." "Oh, aud that is your mode, honey?" coolly retorted the Irishman. "Come, come out, my dear, and give me satisfac tion, or I'll pull your nose, faith, you coward, and shillalah you through the lobby!" This public lusult left the tjnant in possession no alternative; so he rushed out to accept the challenge; when, to the pit's general amusement, the Irishman jumped into his place, snd. having de liberately seated and adjusted himself, he turned round and cried "I'll talk to you after the play is over."