COMH'DE. Ijinch a'd W,"M 1 ''sh wl", ,ou: 1 ! ind you P '" , nV.n l r'.l ta'lh '""M 'xnow IU mirth, HiH h HOtiUe of III own. sin and Hie m.le wi.li.mwar, ich.iiiii"i""-B fi: , Th iClllKW touol lo u fill lound, tin nrluk J;uiu roiciug eve. r, lol.-e. id n . n will ek you; ' rtivr, r'! 'h'-T " "' f"i Ti,e waul lull dibouw .if all jour pleasure, Hut il;y ! t"' hxd J01" woe- n..ini, "i" y"T f"'",i ,r uny; IM .d Hid y"U 10 ,h,,ra " TnVre aw Mint) to 'Ib:Imi- your tinctured wlw, Bu7 ""ue tou mut d:luk llfVa itll. (, nd Tf.nr h!l ar rrowdod, Fast, and'ibe world K't ty; Cu'i-wd d ulve.mid u lieli you livo, B it no m!i t n help yu die. ri"n l runm' I" " of P-ewure Krr l-iri nd lordly kalii. bin uih i J "I'll w r.Kiii ail fi e on 1 jhruibJiintnwa! Uof pilri. Eila Wheeler. MEU'.S ADVICE. It wns lie Jay after tho party, and can ny i1y be oDy more utterly wretched? I mean, of course, to tho peoplo who hiwo jriven the party especially when, like my undo aud anut, they aro of qniot going hiilita and moderate moans, and mil at lut RacHtsducco n tho dining-room and Lave sappor in tho biggest bed room. It wan the day after tho party, and very individual in thehonsowas rainera blo. The days before tho party had not been remarkable for comfort, but they at leant had been tinced with tho radi ance of hope and bright anticipation, whilo now nothing remained but "dregs and bitterness," aud to clear away and get the houHO into order again. This would havo Bocmod rather a dreary task In any circumstances, I daro say; but it wus greatly aggravated by the fact that we wore all in very low spirits, or to put it honestly, in dreadfully bad tempers, Laving each and all a special grievance of our own. My unolo's - household consisted of himself and 'my aunt, Mr. and Mrs. Gilboo, thoir two sons, Christopher and Peter, thoir two daughters, Lottie and Sophy, and myself, Meg Merton, the or phan'daughter of my aunt's only sister. My mother had died whon I was eight years old, and my father, whose habits were by no means of a domestic kind, sent mo to school, and allowed mo to spend all my holidays at my aunt's; and when he died and my school days were ver, my tomporary homo became a per manent one. This came to pass quite naturally, and was taken as a matter of course by my kind hearted cousins; and Aunt Charlotte, who had nover seemed to BtippoBe that she was conferring any particular favor upon mo by giving mo a happy home among them all. But I appreciated it. and endeavored to prove my gratitude in overy v y possible. I was older than Lottie and Sophy and left school beforo they did, and I became very nsoful in tho houso. Aunt Char lotto was of a nervous, timid nature, and as T happened to be self-possessed and cool and docidod she soon came to rely entirely on my judgment and energy, aud in a year or two I was housekeeper-in-chief, and my advice was asked and pretty generally taken on matters both email" and gtoat indeed, "Meg's advice" becamo proverbial in tho household. Naturally I grew a little dictatorial, for I often wondered what thoy could have dono without mo. Chris was the only one I could not manage. "Bnliy the ouer as much as yon like," he would sny, "but you shull never bully me;" and somehow or other I never felt inclined to try. "Tifla" occurred amongst us now and then; but, on the whole, wo wore a very hnppy fumily until the day after tho party, whcn,ns I havo suid, we were each and all miserable. My unole was confined to his room with a bilious attack, whero he lay groaning and anathema tizing "that champagne." My aunt lookod very haggard when she first came down in tho morning, and said her head ached badly; and her appearance did not brighten as she and I investigated tho state of tho crockery, ct antra. "I shall never give a party again," she said quietly, but it was tho quietness of despair, "Nine champagne glasses brok en, two sherries, and three of the best china plates, and a great stain on the drawing room carpet! We might havo been entertaining a set of barbarians!" Cbriitophor aud Peter, usually the most affcotionato of brothers, were now not on speaking terms with each other, as my aunt and I discovered at breakfast time; and instead of going to business togethor, Tetor lingered until Chris had gone, and then started about five min utes afterwards. Tho unfriendliness arose, as I well know, became of a stylish, disagreeable London belle.whom somb friends of onrs had brought with thorn to tho party, and who had flirted desperately but with maddening im partiality, with both my doluded cous ins. Hence their coldness toward each other this morning. As for Lottie and Sophy I wiahed, before the day was out, that thoy wore not on speaking terms, for they were nagging at each other till the time, and finished just before dinner with a downright spiteful quarrel; and aunt Charlotte cried. Their grievance was about two brothers, Tom and Harry Nowill; for Lottie liked Harry best and Sophy liked Tom; and with the usual oontrariness of mankind, Harry was des perately in love with Sophy, and Tom with Lottie; so it was usual, after every merry-making we might have, for Lottie and Sophy to fall out about them. I fult vexed with everybody; but I think I was quite justified in being bo, for they would all persist in believing or saying that they believed that I was in love with ridiculous John Howarth, just be cause he happened to be in love with me and took care that every one sliould know he was, too! I did think some of them at least might have had more sense. And now this fiuo London belle had ap peared on the scene oh, I felt tempted to break another best china plate and all the remaining cherry glass? as I thought about it! And if aunt had only known the state of mind I was in, she would never have trusted me to wash them up and pnt tliera away. Even our Newfoundland dog scemad to share the general dissatisfaction, and kept coming from his kennel as far as his chain would permit, and uttering long and dismal howls. The cook said that it was the sign of a death ; but the housemaid per sisted that i; foretold a wedding. I did not feel as if I cared much which it was or what happened only I think I felt more inclined for a f nneral than a wed ding, especially if the wedding entailed breakfast and another party. My aunt and I hal been np as early as usual thin morniiiK wo had too mufh to do to bo ablu to lie in bod. Chria aud Peter of conrso wanted their breakfast at the nsual hour, and their luncheons, which they always took with them and ato in a htilo buck room at the oflice put up; and then, whon thoy hadhUrtcd for business, we commenced our dismal investigations through tho hom-e. Wo always dined at six o'clock, und it was nearly that hour beforo we had succeed ed in reducing tho houso to anything liko order. Then Lottie and Sophy had thoir quarrel, in tho midst of which Chris and Poter arrived, and we went to dinner. Chris folded his arras and put on a dodged and determined look as he took his I'luco at the table, "I breakfasted off cold fowl," ho said, gWiuily "J lunched off cold fowl-I rcf:o to diuo off it." M v mint grew tearful Again. "This is not cold fowl," she answered, "it it turkey, and you might eat it. Cold beef will keep a any or two fowls and turkeys, villi sauce over them, will not. Hut" turning to r.'.o rocignedly "ring for the beef to be brought in, Meg; we havo hud enough unpleasantness for one day." "How is it thero is a wholo turkey left?" inquired Chris, somewhat mollified as the beef appeared. "It was Meg's fanlt," replied Aunt Charlotte. "Sho put it on that dark shelf behind the cellar door, and I found it there this morning quite forgotten. Hut I wonder, Meg, that yon did not no tice there were only two turkeys at sup per; this would have been eaten if it had been there." "I did not have any snpper," I said, for I thought there would not be room." "That is moroly an exonso," . nterposed Lottie; "yon were spooning with John Howarth in the conservatory all supper time." I mount to look defiiut.but I may havo looked guilty. "Did he propose to yon?" asked Sophy, staring at me. "I will put a stop to this nonsense about John Howarth," I said, determin edly. "You Bhall all know exactly how the caso stands and then thoro will bono excuso for any further display of stale wit at our expense. As Sophy supposes, Mr. Howarth did propose to me lost night." "Oh, Chris," interrupted Lottie, "how conld you hit my cat in such a savage way? Come hero Tin poor pussy." "You should teach your cat not to stick his claws into one's legs at dinner time," retorted Chris; "then ho wouldn't get hit." "Ho was not touching youl" returned Lottio, warmly. "Ho was bogging quite inoffensively.' "Ho was sticking? his claws into my leg," reitorated Chris, with quiet and aggravating obstinacy. "Now don't yon two begin quar relling "said Sophy, impatiently, "but let Meg tell us about John Howarth. I have often read about proposals in tales but I have never heard of a real bona lido one described. Do tell us overy word he said, Meg." "Did ho go down upon his knees?" uskod Chris. "For if he did I wish I had been there to see him." "I shall not tell you whother he went down on his knoes or not," I answered, calmly, "nor shall I tell you what he said. "But," 1 added, with sentimental meditation, "ho said sorao vory nice things indeed to me nbor you than could put together, Chris, if you triod for a hundred years." "I can fissure you I am not going to try, even for a miuuto," answered Chris, giving rae a most savago look. My aunt suddonly burst into tears. "This is the finishing blow," she said, "Meg going to be married! I will never give another party as long ns I live! It was ugaiuBt my better judg ment that I yielded this time. I did it to please you all, and this is the result furniture ruined, eatables wasted, your lather ill, you all quarrelling like this, and Meg going to bo marriei! No, never another party in this house 1" 'What not evon when Meg mar rios John Howarth?" sneered Chris. "No, not even thon," replied aunt, re doubling her sobs. "Well, don't cry, auntio," I inter posed, "for I nm not going to marry him. I gave him a very decided 'No.' " Chris here gave a quick, covert glanoe in my direction; after which his assump tion of perfect indifference seemed to me a trifle overacted. "Oh," laughed Lottio, that explains why the poor fellow ate trnflle instead of fowl with bis boiled ham and never found out tho difference! I thought what a curious taste he had." But nunt refused to bo pacified; nbo had reached that state of mind when troubles are positively preferred to bless ings. "Saying 'No' to Mr. nowarth will not buy a new drawing-room carpet," or eat np nil the tarts and custards and cakes. I am sure," warming to her subject "the waste has been shameful! When tho confectioner's man came this morn ing, I had not a single cake or jolly or blanc mange to send back, for every one had been broken into! And I saw you, Chris, take just a spoonful out of that expensive porcupine, when a plainer oake already commenced was close by you." "Oh, don't llame Chris for that, auntie!" I exclaimed. "It was done for Miss Jones, no doubt. If he had tho power Chris would cut off a bit of tke Koh-i Noor itself ii she asked him." "I would," said Chris; "she ia worth a hundred Koh i Noors." "P.eally!" observed Peter, aroused at last from the gloomy lethargy that bad possessed him alt dinner-time and ad dressing Chris. "What a pity she doe not regard you in the aame light! Sho told me last night how she hated danc ing with you, saying that you were so clumsy you were constantly getting your feet on her diess." "Indeed!" retorted Chris, "she told me the same thing about you." "I don't believe it," aaid Peter. "Another quarrel!" cried my aunt. "Oh, dear, dear, what will be the end of "The end of it all might be pleasant enough," I replied with energy, "if only every one of you would display a little common-sen-. I am ont cf patience with you all! . , , "Well, Meg," Mid Lottie calmly, "you general'y seem to think yourself capable of getting the world to righta; tc can you sot onr litilo world straight? It st oius to mo we aro all miserable What can you anggest to make ns happy?"' "Common sense," I repeated "only CPuiuion-M'tipo, Take my advico uud pi'ncit will be restored." "Let us have it then," aiJ my nunl querulously. "Oh, let us have 'Meg'a odvice' at once!" snoertd Chris again. "IIoiv is it wo have not thought of this pauacea earlier?" "I will coinmeneo with my uncle," I lgan firmly. "Let him at least, rcako hiia seo tlie doctor to night ami ho will bo better beforo morning." "That is good advico cnongh," said aunt, "and I will toll him." "As for yon, aunt go to bod at onco aud forget your worries. Wo v. ill start a subscription list for yon, which I will head with five shillings; mid if tt e others givo with ciiA liberality, neeurding to their means, you will be ablo to ropluco all the broken crockery and havo the white heaithrug cleaned also." "That is good advice, too, and I will do my part by goicg to bed immediate ly," said aunt meekly. "1 am much obliged to yon, Meg." "As for you, Peter," I continued severely, "I think, instead of qu rreling with Curis about Mis Johncs, vim had better turn your attention nearer homo. I know poor litllo Kitty lleynolds would cry hsr eyes out when she got home last night, or rather this morning." ".Yon know more thau I do then," re turned Poter. ."Yes, I do; for I am in Kitty's con fidence, und you are nut; uud I kuow what Kitty said to mo whon sho was go ing home, and you do not. Aud my ad vico to you, Peter, is, mako it up with Kitty aud leave Miss Joucs for thoso who want her." "Capital advice! But I never osked you for it, you see; so I don't consider myself bound to tako it;" and ho wont on eating tarts. "And now, girls," I continue., look ing at Lottio and Sophy, "make up your minds to the inevitable, and chungo lovors. Thoy aro twins, aud so much alike that you cannot always tell w hich is which; and I think It must be merely contrariness iu you two to pretend you like either one hotter than tho othor; and" with just a careless glance at Chris "contrariness never pays in tho end. So take my advice, transfer your affections quiotly and say no moto about it." Then I helped mysolf to some bluno mange, and went on eating my dinner. "But you havo. forgotten mo," ob served Chris; "pray have you no advice for me?" "I hesitated a moment, then looked at him defiantly. "Well," I said, "I think tho advice I have given Peter might also apply to you; instead of making yourself ridiculous about Miss Jones, I think you might find some one to aduiiro nearer home." Tbeu, owing to Peter's delighted "Bravo, Meg!" and Chris' steady Btaro, I had a sensation that 1 had never ex perienced in all my self posseted lifo before I think it was embarrassment and I rose hastily from tho table and left tho room, presumably to sou "why that dog howled so." And Curia must havo left, curious on that poiut too, for ho also left tho table aud followed mo to Noro's kennel. Whon wo camo in ngaiu Teter was standing in tho hall with his top coat on, brushing his hat very carefully. "Why, Peter," I exclaimed, "where aro you going? I should have thought you would havo been more inclined for bed than a walk. Where are yon go'.ng?" Poter looked at us with a curious mix ture of defianco and shccpiuliness in his expression. "I nm going to see Frank Reynolds," he said. "Ho told mo last uicht that he has u little terrier that ho thinks I shall liko, and he said ho would lot mo have it cheap; so I am going to look at it." "But," remarked Chri3 pitilessly, "yon know that Frank has gone away from home to-day, aud won't bo back until Monday; and your journey will be ntterlv fruitless, will it not, if you find only Kitty in?" "I shall see tho terrier," muttered Peter, putting on his hat, "and shall leave word whether I will have him or not." "Oh, I havo no doubt it will bo all right," I remarked, with an innocent air. Peter looked at mo, and tlioi- said: "What was tho matter with Nero?" "Oh his chain I think his collar!" I stammered, taken aback by tho Biid donncss of hh question, and ending by an appealing glance at Chris. "Never mind, never mind!" cried Peter, waving his hands. "As you said, Meg, I have no doubt it will be all right; it's leap year, you know, and Chris hus ouly acted as any other man " Here Peter darted through tho hall door and slammed it after him, otherwiso the hat brush would have Btruck him. When Chris and I entered the dining room aunt was thero. "Your nncle has just seen the doctor," she said, smiling a littlo as she kissed me beforo saying good night; "and if any of tho others havo been as ready to net upon your advice, you can let us kuow in the morning. I think wo are oil leady for bed to-night." "I shall have to sit up for Peter," aid Chris. "One of the servants can do that," said aunt. "No, they ere all tired out," answered Chris; "and I shall liko to Bit up, just to see poor Poter'a bewilderment when I ask him what is the color of the terrier." "Ob, he won't be bewildered at all!" I put in. "He'll answer in all simpli city, 'Plum colored' or 'Navy blue,' and then wonder why you look surprised." When aunt had retired, I noticed that Lottie and Sophy were busy doing something to their photograph albums, and, observing them qnietly,! saw them exchange two photographs. I said noth ing; but when ws all went upstairs to gether, they were merrier than usnal and quite friendly again. Thus the day begun so dismally ended right happily; and Its results were hap pier still-for Peter and Kitty are mar ried and happy now; Lottie and Sophy are whispering together about a forth coming "donble wedding," and Chris having also condescended to take "Msg's advice" for once has a wifo who wor ships the very gronnd he treads on and be deserves it, too. Some consider lemons valuable agents as blood purifiers. CHAXCLS 1011 A SMILE. "What is trno bravery?" asks a New Yorkp or. It is poinr to sleep wlile your wifo sits np in bed to listen for bur glars. A PilUlnrg femalo physician ays : "Woman can understand woman." All wo'vo got to say is, if sho can ihe'i mighty smart. Not only must tho front window bo bearded up at once, but tho btdl knob rauHt bo tarnished. T.irutsu vau be bought at any drugstore. Translated from Omnibus : Lisette Well, Orettio, how pleases you tha trumpeter? (ircttio O, good, but his kisncit tusto a littlo after brans. Young man, keep off tho grans. It is suid that even a moderate iiidnlgmno at lawn tennis crop.tes an nuqiicuchabloaud inhnmau appetite for icu cream. Dulogun in a Saginaw, Michigan, bchool : Teacher "How many races aro thoro?" Pupil "Three; tho spring meeting, midsummer speeding, and fall fairs." It was, of course, an Irishman in his very best mood who said thut landlord aro so grasping that thoy tako a tenth of all tho tenants have, and they would evon tako a twentieth it tho law allowed them. Tho youugor lady "Oh, aunty, did you observe what a badly made dress Mrs. Brown had on?" Aunt (who oouldu't bear "that woman ') "Ah, that's how it was it fitted her so well, dear yes." A woman in Akron, Ohio", who had been married four times, was ptkcd: "When ure you goiug to bo married again?" "Never! I nhall forever re main single I hato u man," was her reply. "Never engago in anything you would uot open with prayer," said a very sti iot orthodox preacher. Whereupon an irroverent individual arouo and inquired, "What would you do with u dozen ovs leifc? "Pntf ? Of course I'll pass!" replied a twelve-year old school girl in this city tho other day. "Doesu't my brotlior koep company with the schoolma'am, and will she daro Bnub ouo of the family?" "No, sir," said tho gentleman, "I nm not brutal in disposition and tastes; but I hate hypocrisy in man or beast, aud if two dogs havo a rooted antipathy for each othor I don't liko to boo 'em con ceal it." "Father," asked a Beacon ITill lad, "may I go out. to-night to hear Uovernor Butler sponk?" "You may, indeod," said the high-toned Boston parent, "uud hero's eonio money to buy a hatful of stale eggs." An exchange says: "A Mississippi dog bit off a boy's noso and swallowed it. This shows the thoughtfulnoss of the dog. If ho had swallowed tho none without biting it off it must havo proved fatal to the boy. "Why do good littlo children go to heavon whon they dio?" asked tho teacher. "Because," uuswerod ths bright boy at tho head of tho class, "boeuuso it's uusafe to trnst children in a place whore thero's tiro." "Did that lady tako umbrage?" paid tho proprietor of a Harlom etoro to his clerk, who had juat had a wordy dii-pnto with a customer. "Oh, no; sho took ten yards of Turkey red calico, aud wanted buttons to match. "' "Thero's ono thiug connected with your table," said a drummer to a woft ern landlord, "that is not surpassed by even tho best hotels iu Chicago." "Yes?" replied tho pleased landlord, and what ia that?" "Tho salt." "Do you bidiove that a woman nowa days would dio for tho ohjoot of her love?" asked a bachelor friend. "I don't know whether slio'd dio or not," answered tho benedict, but l'vo known her to go wild when tho trimming didn't suit her." A poor woman in Lawrencowas visited by a fomolo missionary, who, in tho convolution, asked her if bIio intended to bring her boy up to any trado. "Well," said tho party addressed, "wid respects to ycr, I think 1 shall bring him up to be an Odd Follow." "Yos,!' said tho gilded youth,. "I want a wife to make homo pleasant." "But," objected a friend, "you'd bo howling round town nights all the same." "Yes; but now nobody caros, and it would be such a comfort to feel that somobody wus at homo mad about it." On a southern veranda: "Where is your lover, Colonel Blank? Helms not been to son you for a woek." "No, dear fellow, he has been detained in tha city on business. He shot a judge or some thing the other day, and it would not be proper for him to loavo until tho trial is over." A yminrrter of a dozen years wont to pass tint Wliitountido holidays with his grandmother in tho country. In the evening when thoy sat down to dinner the grandmother cried: "O, my! There aro thirteen of us!" "Don't bo worried, grandmother,'' cried tho youngster; "I will eat for two!" The English Board Schools Again. A corraspondent of tho Pull Mall Ga zette writo: "I havo been examining board 6hnol8 in grocrnpby, and fancy thut a few of tho children's answers may have a goner il interest. Their ex cellent textbook deal littlo with statist ics, and much with climate, history and national manners; it also contains some simple and interesting observations about free trade. But tho most interest ing book can b? made dull. I found that the children, while able to trive an Bono rate list of tho exports of Norway, could not recull tho pictnro of a fiord. They know that tho latitude of Paris was 49 degrees, bui when asked, 'Whnti latitude?' they wore either dumb or in clined to tho following views: 'Latitndo means lines running straight np;' lati tude means zones or climate;' 'latitude is measured by multiplying the length by tho breadth.' 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IF YCU HAVE ABUSED YOURSELF Hy nwr lntliitKnr In cnt'it m itrlnklmr: lMYk'k or iitrvnti lii'Uilm'iti: ilryni.M nf Hot fkio, with a fi'VcrMi hoitlfiify; illicit wi'tiiuidult'fpUtiHiitH',; by all liu'ona u Siavcn'a California Fruit Salt, Ami feci ynitmr ontv mon. It in lltn wonian'a frlenil. Try Ii; l iht linlili': IioiiIih forfV Kor tuilp uv all ilniirvUtH. IIOIHIIO, It.VVlS.t 1 1)., Wll tlfiuit) AKfUta. l'ortlttmt. Oriicoii. DR. HENLEY'S US Eg! M HOP (Lieiii'i Extract). a tie Won.erlnj Hotritlu and Iimioratar. (Pyiopiwspliaie), Tome lor me Bioou, ail rood tor tte Bran. 'Another Orent Victory in ModloaJ Soionoe I Worth Million: to tho Human Family I CELERY, BEEF AND IRON Jj at'kmiw leclnf-rl liy all riivsleliiin to t4 Uie Urmii'tt Itlttillc-al Cmiiouiid yet discovered. Ia a never i tiling I utt for Neuruljiln uuil Ai'iiuii llrlillliy. EYE ct YAH INFilWAllY .WO SANITARIUM, OR HOME FCRTHE SICK Muradum Itoid, he I. I'oilrr nntl Wuod Ota., Noiilli I'ol IIijiiiI, Or. Pr. I'llklm-lr.u, Into I'rufriiKerof Kw A Knr rMiww III lllf Me lli ill ll.'l'lirlini lil of WMiiotollo 1'lllvt ml'y Iiilh er"-til n lit .' Iiiiiil;iii;. 0:1 a liraiitlnil I'l.'Viillnii tit lhe fimtli inrl i.f Ihe i lly, uml Is ireiiin tl to aeroine iLito imtleiinituili'rlnir from n'l il;:i'i..n"t of lltn KA It or I'll UO A T. A It n will 'uy Mjieelol llltf'ltlon Ut nrnmia luhor'.na under Cltronln Nervotit iilVerllutn, Hi 1 1 1 lit ilUeuucH Iteeltlliir til won:ell. Hint reeoivn a Hull reil imiiiiierof etein i xiieellim I'tinllneiiK'nt. 'Hie Inti'iMloii In lo luovlileu Homo for mien caMU with nil the I"'"! hvKlon'e ii'trneo. riimlihii'il with thr host nuxll.-Hl "'.II' in he hH'l 111 1 lie rni'lroimlh. semi it mi: iiltyt.lelan iiikI siirHeon lir. l'hllli Harvey, 1'inf. of iI'm hii of women mtil eltlhlri'ii In tin) niriUral ili'iuirlntetit Whlunteltii t'lilvemlly. AUn dr. .1. M. K. Ilr.nvne, IVol.of riiynlology mrd di n t. WIHunielli" Vnlvenlty. For any amount of rofen ii'-en tinil rln-ninr. mlilniM lt. .1. II. ril.KIWTON. for. lit aud Winhloaloa Nta., I'ortlniiil, Or. OREGON BLOOD PURIFIER. S1000 JtEWAJlD TIT ILL DR PAID TO A'' I V It i a more effectual ru.. ZJ Uiuu l'KHHON PltODUO . T UlUU o uui v I'Hic ivi I ni.i i ii. Which haa flood the teat for fourteen years. Phya) rlana. Uruinrtaa, and all who hava lined and Innr ouf hly tmid It, pranounca It aucrlOe for the cure ol Uial loatltaoru daeaaa. Try it. Yuur ilruKgltt tuu mprimll. Dr. Keek thoronf hly Dnderatanda, and la atnlnently nraemful In tba treatment ol aUckroole am. dial salt dlaraar-i of aaia araaa and all aara, havliuj made a epeeJaltyof Uielr treatment for fourteen years He treat Oaaaar without ualnc the knife, lla taror. lie preeerlpUoo la fnrnaJied to Udy aatlenU Kiea. No lady should be without Iu Youna, oililille-aced or old, male or feeaale, Inaanlty or a life of eiiflerlita la your Inevitable doom uiilem yon apply Iu time to lie phyateian who nndeniuuiiU, and la coinietent t-i treat jonrcaae. Waate no utore lline unr money with In competent phystrlane, All eonimunleailinta attended to with dlarNOcn, and are etrtelly ronlldenllal. Mrd I clnaa aent to any part of the country, t'lreiilom, Utatl ruontaia, and a of printed quoMtnii' fnriilahed on applleaUou. tNt'l.TlTIU FKl r, Incloni three-cent atamp forllet and adilrew Oil. JAUHH UM-'K. No. lit Mnt alrtwt, Porllaud. Or. . K. S. Akin, Pks kki.i.imi, If. E. IHWI'H A IWIaWe House of rordnml TO V"fV IT 1H SAFE TO SEND ORDERS. MmrndMntT. nitoncB. rF. WrT.ArntTT IV Tf A OPWITTl IN TON. Iteellon With hl(lree i Front f'nthlnlt and Fur- iiNhlnsr More, k Mereltnnd ne Itrrikernai, and wll' el rd Mirrlt nil klmt of Merehan tLe i 'nire or vrnftll qimnlllle lor pnrliee llvlna nntnl'ie of the pity, for a very rrinll eomm"lnn,tlierehv ,nvlnr th'-m the f xpene o rnrnlinr to Porllnnd Mateltli dre Mm plme epertKliy. Ordera pminptly fllled. Corn tipond i nee mil' It d. Addnew J. K. MoTATJOIirTrV, P. O. Hox 8ST, Portland. r.F.FTmKNrF.t-MnrphT. Orant A On., Akep.Pen. 'nir l o., Jacoba Broa , Wamertrian d Co., Bsek man Broa. Snjlnt loi'rn rut Itiiv Pinrir lion: "ATMOHrriK'tK J J IiiomUir." prlre rV. 1'rr t Hire anil loaurtU. lora rn.uleil on rnv'iu of prtee, with full direction 'm irK-ar. m. n. KKIItMlluV ii. rinutrtita 161 Kim nrwl. P'ttlnnd. ". rn-la e-U for the ti. ParlPi DISHOl' SCOTT GUAM ME II SCHOOL. A Hoarding and Itar Mrhnol for llifc TnKfllXTII YKAK t'NIIK.It PKK8K.NT MAN KKemt'lit heutn. Meol. 4. (lumen In Oreek, l4llln. rierntuo. Fieneii, Kityilnli. niatlieiiiMilee, Nwtk-keep-Itilt. wlcieea. ininln.itrMWInif and penmaiwhlp. pltne mrti-t. Cud for thirteenth annual eaUlofua a lth llt of former mrmbm to the lled Mtut.r. P. O. Urawer 17. J. V. HILL. M !.. Portland, Oreorl. THE BALDWIN is TIIIO.H.T rinnTn. Family Kestanrant iu Portland. ROSS ROOTS ARE REST. THEY AUK ALL SADDLE SEAMS. Plll'V .Ml OTIIl:lt. ICi". ..j.'t l-tf-a .(- -v?T'.!";V'rXv3 it:vf.J : Sec tbat Our ISamo U on Every Tain AKIN, SK.U.IXU .V Porllnntl. Orru. WILLIAM BECK & SON, Wholerila anil retail drali n In Sliarp'n, Kpinliijrloii'H, llullui d'n, Mnrllu ami Wliulitstor Kt'icaliig Klllos. Colt's, Rcmlnrjton's, Parker's, Moore's sad Baker's Double and Thrco-Barrel BKEECII-LOADING SHOT GUNS. FISHING TACKLE I Of ovtfT dt-M.-rlptlon atd qualltr. LEAMF.HN, FLY IIOOU. I1.11KETS, Urnlded aud TnpeieU Oil Milk Line., SIX SPLICED Sl'LIT 1JAMI100 UODS, Nlumeon I.lur. und llouk. ul all Klnda. 105 and 1U7 St'coml Street, I'ortlnml. H. P. GREGORY & CO., No. S North Front St., bet ween A ftiid II, l'nrtliiad. Orefoa. AND HAWH, Woodworking Mmlilnery, Hleiim Fnalnca aaU llitlirra, Mlulna Miuhlnery Ilrlilna, , 1'wrklna andltaaa FlanrMIII Mueklaery. Water Wheel Ktu. fit. USE ROSE PILLS, Strangers In Portland BbouM not full to Tlill lh SAN FRANCISCO GALLERY, l or, af Flr.t and Sforrlaaa Hlrceta, Wbeto you can get lh Bsst Pioteft ia America. CIVIL ATTENDANTS Alwuy Iu Chine. W. H. TOW IV K, I'kulvgrnplier. NOHTilERN PACiriO Lund and Iininlgratlon Company. Offloet Rooraa 40 anil 41 1'ajlna Ulsck, POKTLAND, ORECOff. P. O CltrurraoM. Kbik Owre. PreHiai ni. orereierj. ThlaOnmnanyoneratee throiighotit Or JO,Waah- Inctnn, Idnhn and Montana. Land, of all ktnda bounlit and .old. ImniUjrant Oolonliatliiti a Sji'dall. Ileadonarterl for all land eerkt-ra. Uraciiiilloa of Government and other wl'J landa hrnl.hed free. Information flvea on all branrhii of btiklneia. Correapondenco aollrlied and communication promptly anawereil. P. O. bo H6B. NINE CENT STORE. Great Bargains In Fine Dry Goods. Fend for pile Hit and aamplri. Tttr A&ittm, TV. B. SIIIVELT, 133 Tblrd Ntrrct, PorltarJ. Orea. Im-iu MM