If. f ..J.1 LOVE 8 C0MMANDME51B. raoH mi roiTLr. laitbful Tkt fint Is, R"i that th " ta m lovtd b; jou in U tha world but ma. Tit eeooud ii for you lo render plain Itu nitol not iwmt to lova nie,dear. In veia. ' Tie third in SumU) i, tod whtn I Incline, fights through tht week to keep tbtut wholly miue. ft honor you, in all i our walki nd wajrt, Comet fourth to honor you through nil my oars. The fifth la. you shall nam kill my reet, Xor tear with Jealout , thought my brewk Ike il x lb It- for you slone tbey ihine lU.lno tly lookt ttolhtr tyet than mint. hterTenlh-well, where true lott bold bit throne, ft trornt lo dretm ol any but bit own. Xht eighth, bear no Wet wltni-t, bad or food! mt It tilent, M witt maident tlwula. Tit ninth It, nt'er oomptrt your neighbor1 With mt tbtt ( to tomt diecredit thow. Tbt tenth Is, ooret thtwlj But bear with patient may foil. not another"! eaehmere grace what to your lot AN IDEAL MABY. "A cheerful surprise for the bride of tear forsooth," thongbt Pieroe Elgin, Vitb'ft fading tlmost of self-contempt as he stood on the steps of he custom- Sonet at H Ue bad jus received Jotioe that e change in the adminie Irs Uon would necessitate e change- in the .(Doors of the custom house, and Llgin t appointment not receiving the PP'; o the President, his was the first bead that foil under the political guillotine "Ah. Anne. I fear you made a mistake when you chose the poor artist n prefer Doe to the wealthy . and influential Uw yor. Art end politic, do n gre. Sighed the gentleman to himself as he descended the broal stois leading to the street. It was a clear October evening, d be decided to walk to hie borne in the suburbs. At be thoughtfully pro eeeded on bit way, thinking of hit wife, the little romance of bit love and mar riage passod through bit mind like the ihifting toenot in a thoater. Four years ago be had met At ne Ilortt tortly after bit return front Europe, rbitberhe bad gone at the urgent inn ationof tn uncle living abroad, who I Med bim to cultivate bit talent for tainting. For thit purpose be had at ended the art echool at Munich and ment year in Italy at the eipenae of Hit generout rolative. He returned to America with fine cre dential! aud lofty ideal!. But be did ot find the public at responsive at he had hoped, nor bit oolleaguoe at cordial, linoe bit ideas of art nu'l theirs were di vergent. For ft time it teemed doubtful whether he would ever penotrate beyond ii.. i:.iiu nr tim iaitHmv whore he wat vat v - "No, indeed, wy pocket does net har- bor the conventional poet. In fact, I do not enjoy reading oat of doora." Ah, may I auk why not?" itquired Elgin, tecretlv boning thatber reatont might be congenial with bit, who never wanted e book to ditUrb hit oomman ing. with nature. ' "Because I can not fix my attention on book when thousand voioea around me are calling for it. I think it the mest delightful tenaation in the world to iU entirely idle for an hour at time, exer cising only the tens- of tight and bear ing. Ion, of courte, do not appreciate my Moat of enjoying nature, being an artitt, and therefore diligent." "Indeed I do, with the exception that the hour to which you limit the blittful state it extended into dayt and weekt in my caae," There wat tilence again for tome time, daring whioh Elgin kept on working rap idly, then holding up ;hit tketok be taid: "It It recognizable?" "Ob. bow natural!" eiolaimed Anne, with nndiignited admiration. "I am no judge of art, but your sketch seems miraole to me. "At otherwiue it probably would not, said Elgin.laughing, but feeling strange I flattamd. Then in the coarse of their conversation he told ber that be sketched for the Monthly, end took hie card from hit portfolio, offering it with bow, to which the limply answered: "Mv name it Anne Horst, and I teach at the village High School.'' It all came about in tuou natural manner that neither felt any impropriety In thit exchange of courteaiet. Wlmn Anne arose the pointed to tht gaudy red mallowt that lined both tidet of the river, saying: "Wouldn't those mallowt and oat-taila make a protty little picture?" "I wat jiiht thinking myself if I draw one; will you allow me to oome and show It tu JUUl gaged ia carryiag people te points ef in terest, at1 it required skillful rowing to keep eat of their path. Elgin and Aaot ware acaroely ten rodt from thore when the watchen on the beach taw to their horror that a tug wat beariag directly down on them. Elgin taw the danger loo late to avoid it, and, seUiBg hie com- . . . i a ii w eat panion by the arm.snouieu-v urn pi ana the ntxt moment they were flouadering la the water, while their skiff disap peared under the black bull ol the tng. Help wae inateatly at band, aad aooa Anne wat in the armt of ber half faint ing mother, laughing and reassuring ber. Holm bad insUntly, with gentle forethought, tent word to the hotel for dry crothei and hot drinkt, and toon the fiarty wat comfortably teated ia the par or of the Island Home, Elgin and Anne in the olothea of tome obliging aammer guesta. Hut a feeling of constraint bad settled on the pleature-aeekora which Ralpb'a bappiett joket could not dispel, and each felt a aecret relief when the steamer a loud wniaue oeiiea inem on board. Late that night Holm entered Pieroe Elgin'! room and abruptly laid: "Elgin, do yoa love Anne Horst? A moment the two men eyed eaoh oth er with fierce looks, then Elgin answered ooldlyi "I do not think I owe yoa an account of my feelingi." "Very well; from thit answer I assume that you do not love her. I do, and to morrow I win oner nor my nana ana for tune. A man mutt be a weak tnflar or a fool who will hesitate to make inch a girl hit wife if he hat the ohanoe. Good night;" and without waiting for an an- twer be quickly left the room. Elgin waa alone. With white face and ct lips, he laid aloud: "The impudent fellow! How dare he have the effrontery? Bhe it mine. I know the ia mine, even though I thonld nevyr ask her. She will not be youra, Raloh Holm, nor any other man a, but Bhe aoquoisced with unaffected pleas- only my own, own Annel" and a feeling nra Then rvinff on a orou uaiviiuiuinu i v v&u.vuu - - with bunches of mariiueriiet, ane iutou iu "n uum u uuBc. , down the path accompanied by Elgin, who unmoored her noai, anu wawuing the graceful and etrong young rower a moment.returned to hitunfiniehed work. That very evening found him at the ga- ble-roufod cottage witu nit picture oi group or mallowt ana marsa gwem. Anne t admimtion wat unaueoteu anu t ii i . 1 1 1. unoere, at was aiao mat or uer luumor t white-haired.beantiful lady .very muoh like Anne. During the fonr weeka of hit itay.rierce Elgin wat a frequent vis itor at Mrs. ilortt i, inu aiier nit reiuru lo N , it teemed the most natural thing in the world for him to write to bit maimer acquaintance, mat abb gradually became a part of the young man a existence, aituongu not a woru vi love or marriage had beea tpoken, per Lapi bad not been thoaght of even. On Lit third anaual visit to Wettwood ha wat accompanied by hit friend, Ralph Holm, wealthy lawyer tome yeart oiaer than Elgin. Holm, who usually spent the summers in Earope, naa been eeizeu ill iiwiw " - - . i li in n u ill Liit-i employed at drawing teacher. However, iJlo carioiity .ouehold the place a low woii-enHJuwu pv...-.v- , T.; that waa to i Hiju nu vi v attractive to the risingyoung l'.liin hal oftoa tpoken of the be had realized what Anne waa to bim, and had deter mined to make her bit own as toon aa possible. Toward noon of the next day he met Ralph coming up the hotel steps. He held out bit hand with ft tad smile. "Good-bye, Pieroe; I am off for Eu rope. Xou know what mat mat meant. When yon and Anno are happy, think ol me sometimes." That eveninor Anne received her sec ond offor, and whon Elgin left Westwood a week later, it wat with the determina tion that Anne, his wife, should never regret having refused a millionaire; and seeking a political appointmout be toon received a lucrative position in the cus tom bouse ct N. Friends were surprised and disappointed at the close of hit ar tistis career, but Elgin that bis thoughts to everything exoept hit wife and money making. The great picture, wblcn had been hit dream for yean, wat turned on itteaael. and Pierce persuaded himself that he waa doing hit duty, Anne wat all be bad expected the light of his home, for whom he would have thought a world well lost, uut sometimes ne would detect ft shadow on her face, and Bim mnnnw sa.nu ii'iiutivui Ultw j i ll BiLlrlL. ly after a firnt clans periodical employe,, - - , - ,ulhuHilM,Uo he narrassing tuougnt wou.u cu. him to illustrate its p.Kes, io that Ins g i4, timU '.ven read extracU Ilolm ana! bit m. l ion ? lie felt beginning was in ausi.ioiont one. IJ.it from oa'a lottora to Um; but ho had atbamed of the unworthy thought, and heU dream, and amUiou. which were '7,rtTc 'i,,: J? 'etu?; b l"L"t aot satiHflml with acommoiit)iacesuooM. whioh be hopod painting -,,1,1 l.rinir bim lanUUB UIDO. Anil It nuuiu - t wat to Anne Ilornt that be conildod hit A dreamt. He bad no other rolativot besides tho uncle before men tioned, tnd in Anno he found what he coded, an intolligent counselor and ivmpathetio friend. Bhe waa to icnsi bio, to appreciative, and p. mossed tuoh correct taste that, although the wat un able to draw a line, it teemed to Elgin at if he were talking to a brothor artist. Bhe wat only ft villaae school teacher, living with her widowed mother; had en joyed no grout educational advantage!, but with the knowledge of French and German, and her wonderful musical gifts, the reallv nemod cosmopolitan to Elgin, flow distinctly be recalled their first meeting! It wat the bBppv summer when be bad taken it into his head to go Irthing, and o'uose Lake Erie. The little Tillage of Westwood, with iU groves itretohing down to the water't edge, of fered all the fuoilitiet for a pleasant tummer vacation, and Elviu congratu lated himself on his good fortune iu dis covering it. The next utoruiug after his arrival he determined to make a sketch o the vlciuitv for the Eastern mnimxine, and, taking a boat, rowed aorona the West Fork Run to get a bolter view of the town. Arrmuu on the other sido he moored the bout, aud, gathering up bis portfolio, proceeded aloug a footpath Hint lini h iu nit rather a steep bank to a lnnn orovo. Ou enterinir it he per oeived ft young lady in tho shadow of aoiun triMis. Ho pasted her with a polite greeting, to which tho answered with ft o-raoof ul bend ot her head. After trying several points from whioh to make his aVxtiih ha rtitraood hit itcpi. and found that the best view waa from the spot where the young lady wat idly sitting. Bhe looked up at his .approach, and he addressed her with a deprecatory tmile: "Pardon my iutruaiou, madam, but this aeemt to be the best point from which to in t a view ot the town and the harbor. Will you allow mo to ait here and sketch?'' "Certainly," wat the pleasant answer, "and if it does, not take too long i the cheerful light wat streuming beacon, he mid. bitterly: ' She like a will re "A tvrjioal Marv. worshiping (cut of art and learning, Beware of these . . t-M! P1.. ill appreciative worn, , . .. --- rnl b follv no oortainlv 1 1 I. . 11. A OMAn ,tl illUlfIll 1 atau vwHunl wm -. two uavn raiort w i.w. u ,,., on,i fnn,n- ! u Tli.t m !,. uuriit nf nil t in ol" u""re"oa " .""v i - -V Ti 1 of coUrated taking hi. arm, whispered: uim.iai J - . -.1 11 If men. Their wiyes wero eituer an ar.arj, frowtvand tlinahod. but with grand yearnings, or they were all Martha, with uo Idea about the uousnom. a wuuiuu combiuing the excellent qualities of the liililiml aiutera ia an imuonaibilitv." " " . . .. . .r . . "Perhap. Anne ia the cmnouimnut oi thi. impossibility," answered Elgin, laughing, and when, after their first call had been made at Mr. Uorat's, he asked Holm: "Well, what do vou think of the tviv- ieal Miry?" That gentleman answered an thusinstioalft. "Bhe it both Mary and Martha. The man who it to fortunate aa to win hor tor a wife need have no misgivings about hi. happiness." Elgin experienced anothor feeling be- tidet gratification at hit friend t word., and woudoredwhy he never bofororomark od what a handsome follow liolin wat Throughout the summer dayt the friends viod in their atteutioni to Anne and her mother, and they often atdted eaoh other whv such unproteutiout yet cultivated women wore so rarely met with in society Toward tho end of August, when tho friend, were already talking of their de parture Holm to Europe and Elgin to Lis studies there was to be an excursion to tho neighboring islands, and Holm laid to Elgin: "Let me take the llorst ladies, xou have enjoyed their society for yoavi, aud it isn't likely that I thull evor tee them airain." " ...... ..... . . . "All rmht. old roiiow. a you win promise to take good care of them," El answered, with a quiet satisfaction at the latter part of Holm's remark. Whon the 1 DID HI MiD JUUUg HllUi there waa a hesitation on the part of Anne that be did not fail to notice; but Mm. Horst accepted with thankt, taviug: mav I ' uur dun town anoras noamatementa possibly have the pleasure of soeiug your all the year rouud that Anne would en tketeh. joy. Thii will be au agreeable diver If you will promise not to let me die-1 uon "You are lute on our anniversary." Yei. Anne. late, and perhaps unwel- oomo whon I reveal the reason. I have lost mv position at the custom-house." "Lost vour pomtionr Uh, fierce i ft'Q so gliull" Whv. Anne, are you mad JJo you know what vou re saying?" They were in their yard now, nnder the shadow of some trees that lined the walk. Anne stood still and her husband oould see her sweet, smiling face in the faint light of the western moon. Yes. Pierce. I know what 1 am lay ing. It has grioved me, ohl sorely, that you gave up your art when you married me. xou were not happy yoursoir, ana I have wished for some accident that would make you returu)to your first love. Now my wihIi bat been fulfilled, and you will nuisn mat grand picture mat will make my husband lumou. throngu out the land." Elgin folded his wife to his breast with a fooling that bo had nevor been so hap py in all his life. "My own Mary, you shall not be diHttppointed. Llk'iti tliiiHuod his painting, and reaped laurels and gold. To day he is one ot the foremost artists in our oountry. Peter Cooper's Will. Holm had secretly ohartered the protty steamer so that only a certain number ot passengt-rt were allowed on boarn, tbut making the trip to mo ltiauai a very agreeable ono, with the exception of Anne s rather preoccupied manner, wtncu tnrb vou in the least" wat the reply, "I can readily promise you mat, at i am lilting here tterfeotly idle," aniwered ahe composedly, and then ho liegan to iketch rapidly, however, furtively glano- Inrf ai littt nl iMt (WlinnAlmitl Iimu tllllrt IA - -- ..y v " . . . i , . .. . i ..... :t.. .: ., . .. r w. ..v. - . . time. Ur appearance Justined his curt- suddenly leit uer wuen at tue lanuuiK Mf jw.uw oi tun amount win ie required osity. tor she wat almost beautiful. A I they met Llgin, who had started early I to meet special bequests which Cooper perfect nttiug drest of clouded blue 1 aud alouo to surprise them. 1 he hours I made, and which were not provided for at the inland were spent in gayety, 1101m by the will displaying a remariaoie laiout in au - The will of the late Peter Ooopor was filed for probate in New York on the 11th. He beqnoatht $3500 annually to Maria Cooper, wife of hi. brother Ed ward. He directs that an income of 110,000 be paid to Emma Harper, wife of John Harper, and at her death the principal it to be divided among ber issue. His after bequests are at follows: Interest of $10,000 to be paid hit niece, Martha Zienan; interest of $5000 to M. B. Bedell and wife. After other email bequests be divides the residue of his estate between bis two children, Edward Cooper - and Sarah Amelia Hewitt, in equal shares. Ue appointed as hit ex centers Edward Cooper and Abrams Hewitt, bis aon-in-law. The instrument is dated the 2'Jd of May, 1871. In a cod icil to the will he bequeaths "Cooper Union, for the advancement of science and art," $100,000. The estate of Cooper amounts to about $2,000,000. About barumniHed well with her clear complex ion, nut brown hair rippled back from ft vide forehead, and formed ft graceful coil at the back of her head; dear gray eyes looked ont with ft peculiarly ttralKhUorward gaze from under beauti tul dark browt; nosa and mouth were well shaped, particularly the latter, the lips being beautifully colored. Elgin would not have been the artist he was, bal ho failed to note these po'nts. After having busily sketched for quite a while be oiwerved smillnRlv: 'I see you do not take ont that pocket edition of tome favorite root, which it the indispensable companion to a ramble torts of euterUinmonta, Iu the afternoon Eluln said to Anne: "There Is ft beautiful view to be bad of the l jaeortt inlands from Rocky Point. If your mother it not too tirod we will row across, and be well paid for our trouble." I believe I will not attempt it." aaid Mr. Horst; "but Anne can go and L will lit on the beach and watch yoa. Holm immediately ordered camp chairs and ambrellas and they proeeedto the beach, where Llgin and Anne entered a akill, and with gay good byet started for the Three Trays to Beat. in the woods. Doei my presence disturb I point. The water waa twarming with jou too much for roadiog, after all?" I little steam tugs that were busily en- Mrs. Oiddloton, who knowt that her Luslwud never shakes dice for drinkt and that he it strictly sober, was awak enod the other night by her Mr. Giddle ton, who in bis sleep exclaimed: "Three travs to boat! Horse on met "What do yon mean?" asked bis wife ihakiug bun. "Whatdoei who mean?" "You." "What about?" "Why, you cried ont 'Horse on met' "That'a all right. I merely had nightmare." The Plgtsy An the fihut. Daring Mr. Stephens' eeagressioaal service, and pending the campaign 01 18i8, he returned irom wmuuir n Georgia. He wat fret a irum me great Usbatet on the acquisition of California and New Moxieo at United itetee terri tories, and for having taken, against the vUhsi of a majority ef the toathera memberi, a mott promiasnt part in op position to such eoquision, he was met by much adverse criticism. Jade Cone, who was at that time one ef the leading politicians of Qeorgia, was particularly severe in bit criticism upon Mr. Ste phens' action, and was reported to have publicly denounced him at a traitor to the south. .... Hardly bad Mr. btepbent reached nit home whea these and ' similar reports were oonveyed to bim. At first he did not credit tbcm, bnt aaooe kind friend after another informed bim that Cone bad called him a traitor and advised, in the true southern spirit, thit he owtd it to himself to demand what it called "sat isfaction," the fires of pugnacity in his nature, which are always smouldering, hissed up, and he declared that if J adge Cone woald admit having called him a traitor to the south be would "slap bit fuce." Not loon after thit he met the judge at a numerously attended Whig gathering, and, going op to bim, quietly said: . Judge Cone, I have been told that you, lor reasons 01 your own, uavn uo- nounce 1 me as a traitor to tue suuui, uu I take this opportunity of asking you if lucb reports are true." No, nr, was uone 1 repiy, "tney are not true." "I am very glad to hear yoa ssy io, said Mr. Stephens, cordially; and in the same friendly tone continued: "Of course I do not desire to be in any way offensive to you, Judge Cone, but in or der that we may have no further misun derstanding through the misrepresenta tions of others, I think it right to tell you tiat I bar j said I would slap your face if vou admitted having used the lan guage attributed to you." Upon this the judge agaiu aisownea having tpoken disrespectfully of Mr. Bteubens. and 10 for the time the affair ended. It was the subject of ditoussion all over the state, however, and the gen eral verdict was that Judge Cone, a pow erful man by the way, bad shown the white feather to"ljittie Alecs etepueni. In tuoh ft community no publio man resting under tuch ft charge could hope either for political preferment or popu lar respect. Cone, of course, knew this, and, very much heated and annoyed by the comments whioh were being maae npon him, wrote to Mr. Btephene, de manding cn immediate and publio re traction of the threat. In reply Mr. Btephent wrote that tho threat of alap ping the judge'a face had been made con tingent upon the truth of the report re garding which be (Mr. Cone) bad pro nounced to be untrue, and that, tuch be ing the case, there oould be no cause for offense or angry feeling on either side. Unfortuuately this letter was never re ceived by Judge Cone. Three or four days after it was written, however, he met Mr. btephent on uie piazza 01 a uo tel in Atlanta, and, disregarding that aeatleman'e friendly greoting, said in a vorv offense tone: Mr. Stephens, I demand that you make an immediate retraction of your threats regarding me." Sick and weak thongh be was, Alexan der H. Stephens could allow no one to spoak to him in the fashibn described. Judge Cone wat a very giant in size and musoulur development, yet the trail man whom he addressed, with aggravating politeness, and without hesitating a mo ment, repliod: "Purdon me, sir; I have already written you on that lubject. I must decline to disoust it further." "Am I to take thit for your answer?? asked Cone, exoitedly. It is the only answer I have to give you," wat the calm reply. "Then l denounce you as a miserable little traitor." oried Cone, mod with ex citoment. The last words had hardly left his lips when a light Cane, wielded by the quick band ol the man he had in sulted, left its red scar across hit cheek, Wild with pain and passion, without uttering a word, ho drew a keen-pointed dirk knife and made one furious thruBt at his weak little adversary's heart. In ttantly as he did so, however, Stephcnt, soizing a stout umbrella whioh he hold in his left hand, interposed it as a defense and was able for a moment to hold him at arm's length. The knife fell short of its mark. Ouoe more it was thrust at Stephens, cutting ft deep gash in his arm, but reaching no vital point; eighteen times it cut deep into his breast, arms aud body, but still he did not fall. Then he could hold out no longor. No oour ago. no spirit, however firm and uuvield- ing. could long withstand such an at tack. Cone was determined to finish his ork. He throw all his great weight aguiuHt the umbrella whioh held him away from the man he intended to kill It broke; Stephens, ball lainiing, leu pon bis back. The giant (jone was at is throat iu a moment; his head, by a grip of iron, was held against the oruel floor; the keen and blood-dripping knife was held aloft before him, ready for the last fatal thrust, but still the poor, pale face ot the little hero was set and defiant hia black eyes still flashing undaunt edly. 'Retract, or ill out your cursed throat I" hissed Cone. 'Cut I I'll never retract I" gasped the al most lifeless Stephens. Like a flash the knife camo down With an almost superhuman effort the prostrate man caught it in his right hand. Clean through the muscles, tendons and bones of the band it out, then stuck fast and reached no vital part. With desper ate strength (Jouo tried to wrench it free, ith a grasp almost ot death the bom lily maugled and mutilated hand held it tost. In the struggle Stephens was once more dragged to his feet. The blood was rushing in streams from his many wouuds. His hold upon the knife which sought his heart began to relax. He waa dying. But even when be believed the next moment would be his last, strong men came to bis relief. The madman Cone was secured and held fast. Then quickly the wound, which Mr. Stephens had received were examined. It was found that one of them had pene trated to within a sixteenth of an inch of his heart. An intercostal artery bad been cut. The doctors declared that be would surely die. Happily their pre dictions were not verified, nia life was 1 saved by the anremitting care of a sur- gaca. hia isveted fricnJ, who, ftt geot! fortaae weuhJ have it, heppeaed to be io Atlanta at the time. Whan be reeovered, with a magaanimity with which few men are capable evea of understanding, he ref oted to prosecute Cone, aad that per son, instead of gstting hit deserts m the dark sell of ft slate prison, was Ined $1000, tad with his "honor vindicated, wat allowed to ko free. Te Ua ia; of bit death Mr. Stephen! ipoke of bim in termt of consideration and f ergiventii. Mot long ago, referring to the terrible straggle I have attempted to describe, aad thowing ne the great bole in his mangled hand, he said, with a qaist snd far away look In bis deep, eyes: "Poor Cons I I'm tare he would be serry if be kaev what troabls I have la write with those stiff fingers of mine." Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. Agriculture la Colorado. The agricultural ettimatet of Colore do add 35,000 ftoret to the productive rea of the state, writes ft correspondent. Thit is due to reclamation of barren up lands of no actual value and lubitituting an equal acreage of land insured against drought snd enured of perennial cropt forever. Thit trantformntion has been effected by csnsls of irrigation, husband ing mountain ttreami in reservoirs snd tpreading their waters over the land. California addi to thit year'a agricultur al capacity four timet at much land, and the extention of the tyitem now in pro- grest will add aa muoh more to next tear's capacity. Nearly every tore baa special excellence for wine and raiain grapei, for fruita of every kind, for per ennial patturet, for all the cereals, for bops, for cotton and for silk. How it would enrich the south to study artificial irrigation and systemice its applications aa we are doing, making the most repui aivn harm no rinhnr in wealth, of Peren nial production than our great alluvial plains! It would pay to disseminate s knowledge of irrigation by pamphlets and competent oratory, aided by cheap picturea illustrating comparative sen cnltnro. showing in one part the misery of a drv heather, its tattered children and its overworked laborers, snd, on the other side, the miraculous change of scene to perpetual fruitage, sw9et cot tagea, schools, churches aud happy par ents and children. In no country can the artist find more demonstrative com parisons than in Ualiiornia. Albany Journal. Famous Clocks A work on the great historical clocks of Europe mentions curious contro versy between the townsfolk of Beauvais, France, and those of the famous German towns with regard to the respective mer its of their celebrated clocks. The townsmen of Beauvait olaimed that, be sides reoordine the calendar dayi of the week, month, year, zodical signs, eclipses, phases of the moon, etc, their clock in dicated events occurring not oftener than once in 400 years; for example, in three centuries out of four the last year leaps its bissextile, and the clock leaps from February 28th to the 1st of March, a movement occurring onoe only in 400 years. A Strasburger, not to be outdone, claimed that his town's clock not only did all that the Beauvais clook could ac oomolish. but in addition to them con' tained an ecclesiastical commutator, and gave all its indications, golden numbers, solar cycles, etc.. and wound up by say ing that "the Beauvais clock makes a change every four centuries, bnt asks an Antrnnnmer what is meat bv a Drooession of the equinoxes. He will tell you that it is a movement of the atari describing a complete revolution round the earth in the space of 25,000 to 20,000 years. In our Strasburg dock there is this move ment which reoeives only one revolution in 25.000 years. As thi. whole thing," adds the apologist of the Stradburg clock "can be measured and indicated, it is unnecessary to await its accomplish ment. Well, we are glad of that. FARM AD GARDEN S0TES. ALLgOBTS.- i.'.'k rr, t. 1 "".... Mix one-third plaster of paris with two-thirds of oorn meal and place it where the rats (but not the chickens) can get it. It causes death by absorbing the juices ot tue stomach. Prof. E. Wollny conoludesthat a layer of farmyard manure spread npon land protects the soil from excessive altera tions of temperature, but acts injuriously upon wet soils by cheoking evaporation. Keep some salt in a box where it is not exposed to the weather and where the cattle can have acoess to it every day. They will take just so muoh as they need and no more, whereas, it they are only fed salt occasionally they will sometimes eat so muoh as to oause excessive thrist. There is sometimes an advantage gained in blindfolding a balky horse. It the habit is not Inveterate, closely bandaging the eyes will distract the at tention and set the animal at work again. To do this with the best effect, the bandage must fit cloBoly over the eyes, and the oommon blinders whiob only partially exclude light will not answer as well. The evaporation of sweet oorn promises to become au important industry. One bushel of sweet oorn will make twelve pounds of the evaporated produot, sell T . . OH- . . n 1 . ing at mteea to twenty-ava cents per pound. Great care must be taken not to get the corn too old. Corn that is none too ripe to be used green becomes tough and dry after evaporation. Pungeut Paragraphs. The mother of Josh Billings is ninety two years 01 age. She evidently re solved to live until her son learns how to spell. The Cincinnatians call everything that has a noise to it a "musical festival." irom the visitation of a hand organ to a week 01 grand opera. A correspondent tell an anecdote of an old woman, who when her pastor said to her, "Heaven has not deserted yoa in your old age," replied, "No, sir, I have ft very great appetite still. "Do you realize have you reflected over it Angelina?" whispered Clarence to his betrothed. "Only two weeks more and we shall be onel But remember, uariing, 1 am to oe that one. Some heartless wretch caught two cats. tied them by the tails, and flung them into the cellar of a church. The resi dents of the Tisinity heard the noise the animal, made, but thought it was the choir rehearsing. A Haw" Terk sues who naa'a .t--1 ' been fined $10 fer joiaisg bis voitsto tha mnsio ef a choir. ' " -n.. J.D. Wateea, aa Ohio lehhvlai t... been found gai'ty of trying lo bribe . P afcl.Mft.ssF 1 B vvsmmswa j The Caaadiaa Paoifio sradieate pro. poses to assist 1V.UW or tha deaths. Irish te emigrate te the North wttt, The Memphis city government baa a. oided on stone pavement, becaute il waa tuo uucpe, nm'uiiixi auii Dt)S, Got. Cameron, of Virriaia. aava th. when ho had tmallnox rsoeatly io hit family, sot aa ofiios beggar wrote to or pproacnea mm. Vol less than COOOmarkt on Cincinnati hoatot stand aa reoorda of the deluge oi the Ohio Bivsr ia the third weak of February, 1883. , For denouncing a parishonsr who givsn up ber seat in church, Fatbir Hr kins, ef Holvoke, Mass., hat been ined for $10,000 damages for libel. , A Philadelphia dispatch tsyi tha bait. of Henry Beybert btve began a contest of bis will bequeathing nearly tha entire estate, over $1,000,000, to publio charities. A Sunday tobool scholar in Porta. mouth, N. H., frankly gave as an ex planation of hia absence two Bund ago, that be had to stay at home to help bit father sell beer. At ft meeting of the New Tork Civil Service Reform Association, Geo res William Curtit offered resolution!, which were adopted, against the oourse of ro moving Naval Officer Bart without cause. The homoepatbio physicians of Massa. cbusetts have petitioned the Legislators of that state for the establishment of aa additional insane asylum, to be nnder the oontrol of their school of medicine. Fifty-three employes, conductors tad drivers of the People's Street Bailway Company of Philadelphia have bean dis charged for stealing fares. The boldest of them, it is said, were dishonestly keeping from $2 to $5 day. The smallpox has almost entirely dis appeared from the regions of southwest Virginia. E. O. Greer, ft prominent citizen of Scott county, has become a raving manioc from having beea vacci nated with poisonous virus. , The terrific onslaught whioh the Bev. Dr. J. Morgan Dix, rector of tht Trinity Church, New York, is making upon the feminine follies 01 the day.ln his lectures on "Women," is making a grsat stir ia the fashionable society of that eity. The Legislature of North Carolina. after passing a bill to provide for a man sion for the Governor, baa virtually re pealed it by passing a supplemental bill which in its provisions ooniicta to di reotly with the first bill that the former will remain useless. Louisville. Ky is busily making pre parations for a great industrial exhibition next August. The citizens have tub scribed $250,000, asking for no outside help and are putting up the main building, which will cover thirteen acres. The show will open August 1st, and will con tinue one hundred days. Failure has attended the first attempt to place a colored man upon a grand jury in Maryland. William A. Addison, a negro, having been placed on the Balti more grand jury, has been oonvioted 01 making oorrupt use of his official posi tion, and was suspended from duty. He will be further proceeded against. The prince of scienoe, having cast bin eye over the table to see that none of the instruments are missed or misplaoed, il about to amputate bis patient's leg. The patient bursts out into lamentations, "Come, cornel my good fellow," savs tht surgeon, encouragingly, "don't take 00 so; try and fix your mind on something else I" A Montreal girl smelt of the perfume satchel contained in a valentine sent to her a few days ago, and instantly became unconscious. Whether the effect was produoed by the peculiar nature of tht perfume violet powder oy poison m the paper, or by astonishment felt at get ting a valentine at such an unseasonable time, is what two doctors, one priest snd all the members of the family are at 1 loss to find out. . . Big Pearls. Some remarkable pearls lately found near La Paz, Lower California, have ex cited muoh interest. Three suoh extra ordinary events have taken place during the past month. Piobably the largesi pearl on record, weighing sevonty five carats, wss found toward the dose 01 December. The fisherman told it on tue spot for $14,000, which, however. wa not an insignificant sum compared wuu its real value. Now comes the snnounce- ment thst one of the fishermen employed has just discovered a finely tinted and perfectly formed pearl; weighing 4" carats and valued on the spot at ovw, while yet another pearl was found about the same time, smaller than the former, but of perfect shape, weighing 40 carats and valued at $3000. A Lady Barber who Shaves with a String. Signori Helen De George Ides, a fe male barber from Smyrna, Asia, has located in New York, where she shaves ladies with a string. She takes one end of a linen thread between her teeth tnd with a peculiar see-saw motion ftf botn hands the thread is passed over the sur face to be denuded, the hair being cangbt in little loops in the thread and snatched out by the roots. As only two or thret at most are canght at a time, the opera tion is not painful. She says oruneu have to be. shaven onoe a month, and blondes every three weeks. Men' beards are too stiff to be treated in thii way. Her business is growing so rapidly that she expects to have to send back to Asia for an assistant - In Russia the sunflower is extensiv cultivated for the oil the seeds contain. The oil is palatable, clear and flavorless r and it is used for adulterating olive oil, being exported from St. Petersburg to the shores ot the Mediterranean set. Next to poppy-teed oil. sunflower ou burns the clearest and longest, so that the peasants ftpply it to household pur poses. From the stocks of the planW they also make ft gooj quality of potash, and the residue of the seeds, after the oil is extracted, is made into oil cake. 1