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r 71 H irl? Ik1 lUIT u ii HJ4 9 i.-iit i 9 ESTABLISDED FOB TUB DISSEIIJUTIM OF DEMOCRATIC FilXJIPLES, HD TO EiM IX UOXEST LITIX6 BT TOE IWE1T OF OCt HOW. WHOLE NO. 801 EUGENE CITY, OR, SATURDAY, APRIL 14, 1883. $2.50 per year IHtLY'ME Cftt (Sugrnr City unrd. I. L. CAMPBELL, Publisher and Proprietor. FFICE-On the But side of Willamette, fareet between Seventh aad Eighth Strata. OX) 11 OSLt OB1 ADVHUTtSINtJ. Adv ertUementa inserted m followi : On square, 10 line, or less, one insertion $3 each tubioquent inurtirttl ft Cash required in ad vanes. Tint alvertiser 111 b charged it tli fob wtagrat.il aa aqnar. three months. ...... ..,..,, fO 00 " eix month. 8 00 ' " one year lit 00 f raa.ient notice, in locl column, 20 cents per ma far each insertion. Advertising bills Will bo rendered quarterly. All o work must be paid roll N rtKMVKHY. poitoffice. 4Bee Bonn -from 7 a. m. w f p. m. SanAay. Mail arrives trl the math a lee. Ann north l . a. Arrive, f lorn tlie nortli anA luiv i.inu f ,tB t J:ll p. in. r'or Hiai.Uvr, Franklin noil I.on ftm eloss at 1 .. on Wlii1ajr. For Cmwf.ird. vHle Cntp Creek nnl Brownsville lit J r.K. letter, will b. rea.lv funlolivery Iml ran hour after arrival of trsias. T.eUer.hoHM be left sttli. ulfln tm hoar Before man. nrran. A. S. PATTETISON P. M. WIS I. B. BUI'S fli mill i OF ill! SOCIETIES. , V. II 1 IT .nil A U n v -- . - . ... .... ,Mset. Sort ml third Welnwlijr. in earh steal. .. n ..... V- ft T H nenNCKn pun. in' sf . fs AO. f. Meetsevery Tumnny iveninir. WjfiJff Wiwh.i. Esrer;T No. 6, MU on the Wan 4tU Wednesday, in enrli month. KoS Ti'lH. No. IS, A. O. U. W. MeoU t Maeollie lMlthe second alld fourth r4daye in each month. J, M. Sloan-. M. . kt SlAitanio II ill. tlm fiwt fcd third 1-riday of ench month. Byordor, Coiimankf.r. Ordkb or CiKwrM Fkifxi. rt and tlilrd Snturday -vi-nini' nt Minnie 1U1L By ordnr t J- M. LoAS, (1 (.. BCTTI Lowk S.v 3G7, I. O . O. T. MoeU ,y.rr Saturday nijnt In Odl leHnw Hal!. E. O. P.ITTKB, V. t . 1. I.Kxnm Staa Band or Itoi-e -Mertn at the I! p Church everv Siftiday Mtf numn at S:30. j' F. Hounton. Siipt.: Miw Ili'rtha Cook, Ah t Supt; Ch Hill, Secy. Mi" Hattie Smith. Chaplain. ViitrM made welcome. R. g. TRAHA, A I. BANT. U BILYEV, KLKIXB. KTItAllA & MLYCU, Attorneys anJ Counsellors at Law, KiraK.VK orrv, oiuxioN. PRACTICE tV ALL THE COU11TS OF tlii 8Ute. They trfve mwcial attuntn.n U eollectlnne arid probate matt"Tn. Ornct-OverW. K. k Co.'i Expreea m- Ceo. S. VVashburne, Attoriicy-at-S-aw, itUUEXKCirV. - - - OKEfJON me formerly ocjmue.1 by Thompson & GEO. M. MiLLffl, Attsnay aai CaasjlloMt-Liw, and i2cai Rotate Jgent. ICGKNKCITY, ' - - - OREGOV. OFFICE Two doM north of Post Otfiw. Dr. Wm Osborne, Offic Adpi in St Charles Hotel, - OR AT THI BET DaUO 8T0.1E OF HATES aad MIC1ET. DR. JOHN NIC KLIN, Physician, Suriaon and Accoucheur. (Forranty of Yamhill County.) RESIDENCE -fTvo d.xr south of M. E. church. . DR. JOSEPH l (JILL, CAN BE FOITXO AT HIS OFFICE cr we idenos when not professionally eued. Office at the POST OFFICE DRUG S-TOBE. Residence on Kitfhth itreet, opp-xiite IWy erian Church. fuT. E. G. CLARIC, (Graduate of the Philadelphia Dental College.) DENTIST, RlTCRN-R riTY. . - OUEGci.V. GOLD FILLINGS A SPECIALTY. Artificial teeth tuxlo M of!", leeth extracted withont All work fully war ranted. Office in brick building over the Uranire tre. m D. T. Pritchard, WATCHMAKER AN3 JEWELER. REPAIRING OF WATCHES AND CLUCKS executed with punctuality and at a reaaonable cost. Willamette St., Eugene City, Oregon, JEWELRY ESTABLISHMENT. J. S. LOCKEY, CEALES I!f Clicks, Wacnes, Chains, Jewelry, Etc. Repairing Promptly Executed. Wrk TarraateJ.JM J.S. LCCKEY, EU.TO rtk k Co.. M'k WUlarnett itreA A large assortment of La- dies ana unuarens nose az 12 1-2 cts. Good Dress Goods at 12c- Best Corset in town for 50c An immense stock of New and Seasonable Goods. Fine Cashmere in every shade, New and Nobby styles in CLOUTING. Trimming Silks and Sat ins in all shades. Moireantique Silks Velvets in Colors. The finest stock of French KID SHOES ever brought to this place. BOOTS and SHOES ''nail grades- GROCERIES of all descriptions. Liberal Discount for CASH. New Departure ! ! 2? WO SP'ESrZOSS I I PATRONIZE THE MEN WHO HELP T . BUILD YOUR BRIDGES, ROADS AND SCHOOL HOUSES, whose intereet are your internet. 1 Are permanently located and enil their profit, at borne. Take notice that. A V. PETERS, Will sell goods for CASH at rreatly reduced prices, a. low a any other CASH STORE. Beat Prints lb and 18 yards $1 00 Best Brown and DbacheJ Muslins, Jt 8, 9, and 10 etc. CUrks and Brook, .pool cotton 75 cts jier Dot IVii and Milled Flranels, 2.r, 35: 4.' and 50 cts. Water Proo , cents Fino Wiltc Shii-ts, 75 cts and 81. Fine Cheviot Shirts. (9, "JcUand SI, New Assortment Dreae Gooils (No Trash) 15. 20 and 25 cU Mens' Underwear, Shirts and Drawer, 50 ct MenOvershirta, 75 cU and 81. Men.' Overalls, 60,65, 75 cts and 81. Embroideries and Edgin. at Fabulott Low rricea. And a!l Other Coeds at ProDortionate Ratt. ALio the Celebrated AVHITK SK yiNO ArAHPTTTCTT! t Vox- lutter for sfrmi'.'th. size, and durability), At grrratly reduced rates. c-rr lomy om usrome-s, wno nave stood hv me so I me, I will continue t- sell on same .rw as heretofore on tim. I.nt if at any time they wish to make CASH purchases. I will irive TUB LlKilUT ASD OUT COMPLETE T1PE FOCMIST AHl fKUTEBf W nwtsK oa thk rAtinc coast. i T3 A TT TTTCT3 JP TTa TCITr SDCCtSSOSS TO MIUiB & RICHAr ,&-J&.JLiUL&iJLi Ci &J 3. 9 Scotch Type Foundeas, ! 205 is 207 Lcidesdoif , and 529 Cccimercial Streets, l.'d UuNROt. SlTRCCT. EA-' ACI5CO, CAL. TT heap on hand tb torwrt Boe!t of Ariirlcan ru. Tvm mvr tl nit Ctart, Utvxhut willj a cns.pwv kiocV. t Aiti'.or A iUcbaxd's Scetck Tr, antf cm Itn-aikjt at a aumeat'i aoCeo aaytkins in ttio Pi tctora' Bao from a betfkia to a CirUttaer Preaa. Wo hava a vory atoc oi Ketr aa4 aeetna4iaa4 Frtotlat r-mnn. e all make anj alma. are sole acnta tor, aa4 kv in itotJc, CaaipbeU Cyllafcr Pmw CottreU e Sabcock ditto, alM roarleai, CUptmr, Jawal, Ooraon ao4 WaahiBctm Jobbers, Waehlagtea Ras Preasea, aew Baxter Bteaia Caglaea IJu.t ta tains for prlatara), Tuarlc Water Motor., Oea Paper Outtara aad a full ttaa of Saabera'a BooKblBdera' MacUnaey. Osr rideuty Bolter CwpeilUo. aad Paanaat Priatlac lafca ara eanslderad tba boat la aaa. Itava yea ad ear PorfaeUoa alataaf Taey aara editorial work aad eempealUea, aad toarafora aara taoaey. Saad far aur Catalagaa. SCKEBBEB-R Inie a tfcla Cea.l cam raniprte with a. la Qaallly f Caada. NOTICE TO SHEEP OWHERS. VTOTICE IS HEREBY GIEN TO ALL J3I Sheep owner, that they mnt dip tlieir sheep a. as ahetred IF DISEASED. The aw mukn proviaiona that when the owuers fiJl to do so, that the In.Jiector .hall cause it to be done at their exiienae. 8 D. COATS, Sheep Inspector for Ijue Co, Or. CRAIN BROS. 0f&(S. DEALERS mil Witrhet d Jtwtlry, Musical inttrumenti, Toys, Notiom, etc Watches, Hocks, and Jewelry repaired and warranted. North wert corner of Willamette and Eighth atreeta. this pap ee rfV.fuTirrs:p JJL L KUQICNIC CITY BUSINESS 3DIRECT0RY. BKTTMAN, 0. Dry gooda, elothinc, (rruceriea and reneral merchandise, aouthwast comer Willamette and Eighth atxeeU. BOOK STORE-On. donr aouth of the A.tor liooae. A full stock of attorted bos papen plain and fanry. CRAIN BROS.-Dealer Ih Jewelry, Watch a, Clock, and Musical Instrum.nt.-Wll. lametta itrect. between Seventh and Eighth. CALLISON. R. O.-Dealer In Krocenea, pro rlalont, country produce, canned good., booka, itationery, etc., aouth weat evrner Willamette aad Sth Sta. DORRIS, B. F. -Dealer in Btovea and Tin ware- Willamette itreet, between Seventh. and EiKhth. FRIENDLY. S. IL-Dealer la dry fooda, clothing anil general In eroli an di VV ulam- tta itreet, between Eighth and Ninth. GILL, J. P. Physician, Surgeon and Drug- gist, Poetoflire. Willamette reel, between Seventh and Eiuhth. HENDRICKS, T. G.-Dealej In general mer- chandiM northwest corner WUlamette and Ninth atreeta. HODES, C.-Keep. on hand fine wine., liq nora, cluar. and a pool and billiard table: Willamette itreet, between Eighth and Ninth. HORN, CHAS. M.-Gun.mlth. Rifle and ahot-uns, breech and muulc loeden, for aaie Repairing done in the neatest ityle and war rauted. Miop on inn itreet. LUCKEY, J. R-Wntchmaker and Jeweter; keep! a bne stork of gooU in his line, Willam ette street, In Ellsworth ' tlnig store. McCLAREN. JAMES - Choice, wines, llouori, and clnr. -Willamette itreet, between Eighth aim uuin, PA1TERSON, A S.-A fine itock of plain and fancy visiting cams. PRESTON. WM.-Dealer in Saddlery. Har ness, larnago I niuniings, etc. illamette street between Seventh and highth. POST OFFICE-A new itock of standard school books just received at the post office. RENSHAW, WM.-Wine., Liquors, and Ci- f;ars of the best quality kept constantly on land. The best billiartl table in town. RHINF.HART, J. B.- House, sign and car riage painter. ork guaranteed hrst class. SUH-k sold at lower rates than by anyone in Eugene. ST. CHARLES HOTEL-Charlei Baker. iniprietor. The liest Hotel in the city. .'oriuT Willamette and Ninth streets. SCHOOL SUPPLIES -A large and varied assortment of dates of all .ire., and quantities of .lutes and slate books. Three door, north of the express office. WALTON, J. J. Attorney-at-Law. Office- illamette street, between seventa and Eighth. 0m always Carai aad fcorar dlaap solats, Tuawor!4'(;ratPl!B Hallaver for Una and Baaat Cheap, qnlok aad rallaola. PITCHER'S CASTORIA la not Narcotic. Children gTow fat upon, Mothers like, aud Physicians recommend CASTOIIIA, It reflates tho Dowels, cures Wind Colic, allays Fevorishncss. and de stroys Worms. WEI BE METER'S CA TARRH Cnro, Con.tltatioaal Antidote for tola tarribla mala ly, oy Aaaorptioa. Tha . Important DlMorary olnoa Vae finatlon. Other ramadiae may rellera Catarrh, thla emrsa at ny .taga bafer CoMunytloa aete In. Groceries and Provisions. Will keep on hand a general aaaortmeut of Groceries, Provisions, Cured Meats, Tobacco, Cigars, Candies, Camllef, Hoa), Notions, Green and Dried Kniita. Wood and Willow Ware. Crockery, Etc. Business will be conducted on a cas: 13 V ii Which mean, that Low Prices are established Coodi dcliwrd vilhont tbar?t to Enyn ALL KINDS OF PRODUCE WANTIC Yt which we will pay the Wixwtnwket tnlea. JAB L PAGE TUTT'S PBLLS SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. Jjon of A ppetite, Bowels eoatlva. Pain la tha Head, wttn a dull aerjastion In tba back part, Pam tinder tha Shoulder blade, fulinese after eating, with dleln dilution to exertion i t body or nr.ind, IrriUbilitT of temper. low epfrlte, with a feeling of having neglecVd .erne duty, Wearinesa, Uiilnea, I'lutterlnc at tha Heart, DoU before tha ayes, Yellow Skin, Headacha general ly over the right eve. Bestle..ne.s, with ttful dl ma, aigiU colored Urina, and CONSTtPATION. TTTTS PI-tareep-lallyadaetedt arh cava., ana due effect each a chaaga of feeling aa to astonish the eaflerar. Thev li r. Hi patle,i4 the tmlv lo Tafca aa t'lrali. tin T" MMrtohea. an4 l.y ilir Ta Aeelaa ee the IMcvtlv Orwane. Bewalar are pro. duewt Price A win, fo Ummf ajC. . TUH'S HAIR DVE. na.TRtiaoa Ww rawra chanced to a Ouwr Duct tf Biniippl;ciifoniif in:, lv. JUm-psruaBaiaralcur.M-t.ln.iaiiUneoulr. a-'l br DraciiMa. or arnt by eiprete on iwrtpt of H. emrr. as nranaT it. xr vaaa. (. TtTTt l.iril 1 vrtl. cms a nil a to ariut tar lidr rbjtlriiBt- A St Louii doctor factor recently turned out rloxrn femnlei doctor As long, aayi Peck's Sun, as the female doctors were confined to one or two in the whole country, and those were only experimental, we held our peace and did not complain; ut now that the collegia are engaged in producing fe male doctors aa a huaineaa, we rauHt protect, and in so doing will give a few reaiione why female doctors will not prove a paying branch of industry. In the first place, if they doctor any body it must be women, and three fourths of the women would rather have a male doctor. Suppose thoe colleges turn out female doctors until there are as many of them as there are male doctors, what have they got to practice onf A man, if there waa noth ing the matter with him, might call in a female doctor, but if he was sick as a horse (if a man is sick he is sick as a horse), the last thing he would have around him would be a female doctor. And why t Bocauso, when a man has a female fumbling around him he wants to feel well. He don't want to be bil ious or fevt-rlh, with his mouth tastini; like cheeae and his eyes bloodshot, when the female is looking over him and taking account of stock. Of course, tliene fnmala doctors are all young and good looking, and if one of them came into a sick room where a man was in bed, and he had chills and was cold as a wedge, and she should sit up close to the side of his ld and takei hold of his hand, his pulwe would run up to 150, and she would prewriU for a fever wben he had chilblains. Oh, you can't fool us on femalo doctors. A mtn who has boen sick and had nia! doctors knows just how much he would liko to have a female doctor come trip ping in and throw off her fur-lined cloak over a chair, take off her hat and gloves and throw them on a lounge, and come up to the bed with a pair of marine blue eyes, with a twinkle in the corner, and look him in the . wild, changeable eyes, and ask him to run out his tongue. Suppose he know his tongue was coated so it looked like a yellow Turkish towel, do yon suppose he would want to run out over four or five or six inches of tlm lower part of it and let that female doctor put her ringer on il to soe how furred it wasl Not much. He would put that tongue up Into his cheek, and wouldn't let her see it for twenty-five cents admission. We have all seen doctors put their hands under the bed clothes to feel of a man's feelj to see if they were cold If a female doctor would do that it would give a man cramps in his legs. A male doctor can put his hand on a man's stomach, and liver, and lungs, and ask him if he feels any pain there; but if a female should do the same thing it would make a man sick, and he would want to get up and kick him self for employing a female doctor, Oh, there is no use talking, it would kill a man. Now, supprme a man has heart dis ease, and a female doctor should want to listen to the testing of his heart. She would lay her left car on his left breast, so her eyes and rosebud mouth would be looking right in his face, and her wavy hair would be scattered all around there, getting tangled in the buttons of his night shirt. Don't you suppose his heart would get in stout twenty extra beats to the minutet You bet! And she would smile we will bet $10 she would smile and show her pearly truth, and her ripe lips would be wrrking as though she wore counting the heats, and he would think she was trying to whiaper to liim . Well, what would he be doing all this timet If he waa not dead yt, which would be a wonder, his loft hand would brush the hair away from her temple and kind of stay there to keep the hair away and his right band would get sort of nervous and move around to the back of her head, and when t.he had counted the brats a few minutes srl was raiding her head he would draw the head up to him and kins her once for luck, if he was as bilious as a Jer sey swamp angel, and have her charge it in the bill. And then a reaction would set in, and be would lie weak as a cat, and she would have to fan him and rub his head till he got over Iming nervous, and then make out his pro- aeription after he got to sleep. No; all of a man's symptoms change when a lemaie doctor :s practicing on bun and she would kill binj doad 1 Love llorj. Bob Burdette is known the country over at the humorist of the Burlington Hawkeye. He is the most succeHsful of our funny men. His books have a constant and increasing sale. His sal ary from the Hawkeye gives him a handsome income, and his little sketches command the bent prices from the mag asines. In addition he has $150 to 200 a night whenever he wants to take a lecture tour of one or twenty weeka Ills humor is delicate, truo ' and abundant, and. he is an .honor to ' the lighter American letters because of his literary achievements. But better ' and more honorable than all this is the story of his hearthstone. When he ' was a young man twenty six, he was engaged to Miss Carrie Garret, of Pe oria, Illinois. She was a frail .and del icate girl, and ono evening Burdette was summoned to her bedside with the message that she was dying. LITTLE lion Was entertained for her life when he reached her, It was determined aa the wUh of both he and sho that they hhould be tnarriod, even if death should at once claim the bride. Tho cere mony took place in (itteen minutes, the- little lady being able to respond only by a motion of the eyes and a gentle pressure of tho hand. In spite of the doctor predictions she rallied, and was Really well enough to move to the quiet and cosy hon.e her husband hnd provided for her. But she has been an invalid all her life, More than once her life has been despaired of. Usually she has been confined to her room and unable to walk. One night at a t lira tor in Philadelphia the writer saw pale and earnest man making his way to a private box, with a DELICATE, CL1NQIKQ WOMAN In his arms. Her girtinh face was full of a pathos that passes description, but waa wonderfully pretty, and strangely happy, too filled with content. Ev rytiody made way for the little lady, and her great tender eves seemed to send thsnks to every gentleman who moved aside in courtesy. It was Bob Burdette and his invalid wife. The temptations of the world, the- dazzlu and glitter of the aociety that has wel comed him the converse with brilliant men, the club, the theater, wealth, fame all and either of them have failed t win Lis heart away from the littlo wo man who sat at the tii-enide and lived on his love and sympathy. Nor was there lacking a practical reward of this devotion. Mrs, Bordutte has ieen tho inspiration or Dsn IIL'SDAND's lifk at once his spar and his counsellor. She first discovered the rich quality and the spontaneity of Bob's humor and the homely flavor that would carry It to tho heart as well as the intelli gence of the public. Imagii.fi the hu morist reading the most laughable sto ries at the bedside of his invalid wife. Ho tells himself of bow she forced him to write his first lecture, in thene words: One day when she was lying helpless, she said she believed that I could writo a lecture and deliver it successfully, and so she sat me down to write that lecture, and from time to time I re belled with tears and groans and prayers I told hnr that I was too lit tle, that I HAD ko voice, And that I couldn't write a leciuro anyhow. She kept me at it, and in due time we had a lecture on our hands, The Rise and Fall of the Mustache.' This was all right enough. But now how to get an audience. I thought I would try it first at Keokuk. If I de livered it first in Burlington, even though it were tame, tamer, tamest, I thought they might put mo on the book. But Keokuk hated Burlington, and I knew if it were flat the Keokuk people would say so. Mrs. Burdette snid, aa she was ivtponsible for that lecture, she was going to hear it deliv ered.. So I carried her aboard the cars. We went to Keokuk, and the people pronounced it good." From that day he has prospered wherever his homely, , insignificant little figure has been seen. Atlanta Const itulioa Mayor Chrisman started from Lako county recently with 300 head oCi I horses for the Montana market.,.