, PRKAM1N0 IX THE TRENCHES. ' ooino mccasb I nl4ure l.sr them in the quaint olJ room. Where ihe fading lUrllnlit atari and talla; Almoin the twilight' tender gloom, With the ihuluwi that duoo on tho ihmlit wills. . Alone; while tbo fa I'K.k iileiitly down Kmm their anliqiMfmnni in , .niu rejoee fitiaht holarl? Kulpli ill hil Oxford go"". , Ami tuucb Sir Allan, who died for Moul roK!. Thra are wllunu gay iu crinuwn and gold; There are smiliug beauties with wwdrwl But aha ii li there, fairer a thou.iu.nd fM. Leaning dreamingly hack in her low arm chair. And the roat-uto shadowa of fading light. riuflly clear, ileal o'er the luir jrung la; Vhero a woman tendernean hleml to-tnght With the g'lilelwa pride of her knightly race. Her small hund. lie elad In a Ultima way On the old nmanw, which ha holdi on her Of TriJiii!,"' the hraveat ol knighli In the fray, And "Jx ult," who waiti hy the lounding a. And the proud, dark rye wear a aliened look, A li waU'hea the dying emheri fall; IVflnklielrnamof IhekniKhta in the book, IVrliaja of the picture that amile on tho wall. What futKirt I wonder are thronging her Wain. Y her cht-eli flunh wurin with crmifon glow, Perhap itht me, how foolish and vain! Kill I'd give my life to believe it an. W-ll, whether I ercr reach home again, To ollir my lore and aitaiuloaa name, Or whether I die at the head of my men, I'll be trueU) the end all the aarnel n loyk with as idiot. 1 do not mean by the singular Lcadiog of my article that falling iu leve with an idiot is at all an unusual occurroaco; ml I Jo not mean to hint some dogreo of idiocy in notalways aa attendant upon ono of those parties in the "affaires da our;" nor will 1 cjntradJet tho cynic who aid thut all people in love aro idiots. I only mean to state a low dry faota, tome of which aro woll known to people horo- ft W Ay a la tho autumn of tho year 1815, tho elaid inhabitants of tho county town of Fayette county, Ponu., wore act to gos siping by tho arrival of a young lawyer name,) s , who announced tho inten tion of settling in that town. A flno per son, genial manners, groat industry, and more than ordinary talonts, act off and graced by singular modcHtv, mado H highly acceptable to the villagers. Hav ing influential relatives in Washington and Hamsburg, Pennsylvania, his com pany was much sought after; but, like a aafo youth, ho buried himself in tho du ties of his office, apparently careless about tho attractions of society of monor women. Iu ouo of his visits to Washington, he, one flue morning in April, left tho pol ished circles who formed littlo eddios about the elegant wife of President Mad son, and turned tho head of the horses upon which he rode toward tho Potomac. Paiwing the battle ground of Bladenburg, he esino, after a rido of an hour, to the end of tho littlo bridge mado ao famous Ity tho attack and success of tho English Admiral C'ookburn. The day was sultry, ' and, stopping before tho door of rather a tastef ul cottage, he Hung tho bridle over tho fence, and walked down tho littlo path to a well which stood iu tho yard. Looking over the houso, nothing human eould be seen except a pair of deep blue eyes, whioh peered from an upper story window curiously dowu upon him, Boom ing to watch his motions with grout in terest. Looking at her more intently, ho beheld tho fair, rottud face of a very pretty girl of about aoventeen sunimors. Hhe hsd liht hair, regular features, and, although more thanusually prepossessing the lawyer might have gouo away, as ho came, heart free, if it had not been for omething in tho blonde's deep blue eyes which made Uis heart bleed. "Young lady," aaid he, "will you as aist mo in getting something from which to drink? This woll is deep, and if I hould drown myself in attempting to doseeud for it, it will not add to the at tractions of tho water." Tho head disappeared from tho win dow, and in a minute the plump figure of tho girl appcurod at a stdo door with a cup, and placing it in tho hand of the barrister he put his lips to tho edge of tho vessel, and peering ovor its rim at tho beautiful girl he diank a long draught. If he had boon impressed with Ler beauty before, now, when her figure was displayed iu all its captivating graces, bis heart beat more loudly than fiver. Every bullet has its billet. Young 8 bad passed unhurt through whole battel ies of bright eyes at ashiugton, to be wouuded beyond help by an acci dental shot from tho eyes of a country ass at a woll! The girl walked rapidly into the house, leaving Mr. 8 at the well, who mounted his horse aud attempted flight. lie rode a few steps aud returned. Tho same fuce at the window; the same blue eyes, seem iug to watch him with curious interest. "Young lady, will sou have tho kind noKS to iuform me of the name of tho Rtrntlcman who lives in this house?" A long, curious look from tho girl.aud no auiwer. "1 am a respectable gentleman. My ttauie is S , and I ask Ilia name inuo ceutly and honestly." Again no answer, anJ again the lawyer turned his borse'a head away from the cottage, mutterlug: "Confound it I I feci very unhappy !' That nhsht was a long ono, and the nest day La mounted the beaat, and with vouchers of hit respectability, presented himself again at the feuoe, determined to throw himself at the feet of the girl ad know bis fate. Throwing himself from his saddle, he walked boldly np to tho door, and, kuocklng, a faded gortla aaan appeared aud in grave and diguifled tones, aitked hia business. Upon placing the letters in his band,tbe boat asked our viailor iuto a sitting-room, furnished more elegantly than the outward appear aurce vi uie nonse would seem w indicate aod atked bis business. "May I ask, sir, if that young lady whom I saw yestorday, sitting at the window, la your daughter? "It ia my only daughter, air, left to sua by my sainted wife, who baa ascended Mil waits my coming. "I infer from your garb and address air, that you are a clergyman 7" " in me ciuea, aud tao old man gravely, "I would be called by that name. Indeed at one time I held tho ocoupanoy of Holy Trinity church, Phil adelphia; but my failing health render ing me incapable of porforming the ar duous duties of a large parish, I resigned my post and came here to assume con trol over a small flock, and at tend to the health of my daughter." There was aomethlng indisonbably aoleum in the face of the clergyman as ho uttered those last words. After a pause he continued: "Msy I ask to what I am Indebted for tho honor of this visit?" With more vehemonce than be bad ever manifested in hia life, the young lawyer rapiily related the event of the day before, winding up bvthestatemont: "I propose immediate marriage to yonr daughter, providod the young lady will have me." The father bowed his head and looked sad. . , , jfr. 8 ," ho said at length, "do you know that my daughter has not a pennv in the world?" "I want to marry the girl for herself, not for hor money," said the lawyer. "Do you know," aaid the aire, "that my daughter's maternal grandrarent waa hanged during the Revolution ?" "Why do you toll me of her grand father'" aaid the lawyer angrily. "I love the girl, and would marry hor if all her grandparents bad boon bung since the Hood I" . ,., Now there was a shade of pain, like the flit a disturbing cloud over the faoo of a calm sunset, csmo and went over tho old muu'a face. Twice he placed his hand on tho rod spot on his sad faoe, he sighod deeply, and after an effort, ho looked long and solemnly in the eyes of his visitor, and in solemn tonos remarked: "Your language, your letters and your earnestness satisfy m that I am address ing a gentlemun. I dare not treat your honest lovo rudely." The old gentleman paused and again tho aolcmn flashes of sadness came over his face, while be looked as if he wore surveying tho long, shadowy past. "I iiuvo not always, young man, been buried, as you seo mo, iu this romoto place. I lovod onco, and the woman I loved now wears the orown of martyr dom. At the bidding of hor Lord she sacrificed tho luxuries of her elegant homo to follow the footsteps of a poor priost, who followed his Master. And in tho labors and the loneliness of this place she laid her life on the altar of sacriflco, leaving mo with a desolate heart and thoirl whom you love. I have never doubted," added the old man, with fervor, "that He would cure for hor." , , "I will give her position, wealth and everything that nionoy can buy," ex claimed Mr. S . "Do you know that my daughter is an idiot? Como this way. young man. Tho lover followed his futu future fathor-in- law ii n a Ilk' lit of stairs. "Look at your bride," said bo, point ing to a figure upon the floor. Half re clining upon the floor and playing with a doll, was tho object of his attraotion. The lawyer approached the girl aud, with the familiarity which sincere love only can give, reverently lifted the mass of beautiful but sonsoless beauty from tho floor, and placing it revorently upon a ohair, and placing his hand upon her forenead, looked long and intently down iuto her deep bluo eyes. Alas! Hhe re turned' ono look, as men look at things they do not understand. It was all too true. Tho barrister was Rooking at vacuity. For a moment tho lawyer sighed, as strong uiou sigh but once iu their lives. "I wish to speak a momont with you alone," said H . "Wo can speak hero. Sho will under stand no more tliot tho deud." The two geutlomon parted at a late hour that evening, the faces of both palo and wot. When tho snows of the next winter were whitening tho Potomac with foam, H and bis brido stood before tho ultnr ol Dr. O'Bryon's church, in Wash ington. Ho looked ton years oiaor, mo sense of an uuoarthly trust and responsi bility was consuming him. When tho ceremony was ovor, the bridegroom took bis wire in bis siroug arms, aa miner would tako a child, and wrapping his cloak about her tenderly, placed her in the oarriace. He stooiied over her and imprinted ono kiss upon bor loronoad, "It is tho first ." said he. "and it will be tho lust!" He had loved but once, and it waa the Inst, Tho travoler who loiters for an hour in the miaint old town of Fayetto, may see the remains of an old garden at tho rear of one of tho most comfortable bouses, ud he may . see tho slight bars which surorund a pretty window at tho rear. Here, surrounded by all that money and .i.t.1.1 In,., liv,iil fni fni-t.v vAura thn child-wife of a I rilliaut lawyer the wife of a man who was appointed District Attorney by Prosuleut Monroo.and who, from 18'21 to 18'27, from 1U to 1H30, and from USUI to 1817 eight terms in all served as Representative in the Congress of tho United States. Strange that iu his strong honest heart, at a time of life when passion and desire hold the ascendency, that Ibis man should devote his flue mind, his money, his all, to the care of a beautiful idiot. Ho secured tho attention of two Christian ludies(one of them an old flame of his), aud nothing that could add to the comfort of the singular wife was withheld. Duriug his labors aa a statesman, the husband always hastened back from Washington bis hands full of toys aud trinkets, am would ait upon tho grass and amuse her. Some years ago, tho child-wife now grown old and gray, but atill plousaut to look upon waa carried from bor bom to the place where the grass grows in th church-yard, and often, at eventide, the villagers see au old man, witu stooping figure and furrowed face, bending bis sU'iva toward the little church iu the calm summer evening, and arranging with his hands the flowers which bloom over the grave of the Idiot Wile. Thnrlow XStti ttta UU Sweetheart. . "When I was working in Coolers town." Mr. Weed said, "1 and two other yonng fellows were arrested for insulting some gins wuue govg noma irom maei Inev 1 waa never more innocent of any thing in my life, but I had do friends' and waa threatened with jail. Suddenly man whom I did not know stepped for ward and gave bail tor me, and a lawyer whom 1 bad barely seen offered to serve me aa counsel. My trial came on and the air la completely einonorakd me from having anvthing to do with it. A year or two after I foil in love with Cath erine Ostrandor, of Cooporstown, and ma.Tid her, and a better wife no man ever had. It was ten years before I found out how I Lad been defended. Mooting the lawyor in Albany I asked bim. 'Why.' said be, 'it was Cather ine Ostrandere work.' Hhe had fe t rather shy and bad not told me in all that tirao. But the next year that law yer was rurpriso.l by being nominated and elected Attorney-General of the State. Not altogether because be bad interceded for me; he was just tho man for the place. I very raroly had o man olectod or appointed to ofllco for reasons personal to mysolf."-l.ochester Demo crat. . Hands but not Claws. The hand of the finest lady should be able to clasp with tho full fervor of friendship, and pull a child oul of dan ger; and a hand upon which no depen dence could bo placed in an emergency is by" no means a credit to man or wo man. The notion that any lady's hand should be of this kind, is in the real sense of the word, vulgar. Delicacy is delightful, but weokness must either ex cite pity or contompt, according as it is Helf-imposod or not. The Chinoso man darin allows his nails to grow till they resemblo claws, priding himself upon this evidence that he never did, and is incapable of doing any manly work; and many ladies cultivate their hands to suggest the same notion. It must bo re membered that the longer and more pointed the nails, the more they are bug gestive of claws. This is increasod by the polishing of them. Surely it cannot be in good taste to recall our animal ori gin at the expense of human capabilities. The Oreeks, who accentuatod all pecu liarly and distinctly human characteris tics, carefully avoided pointing the nails, though no Darwin had shown them whnnnn tha nail came: thov also rcjooted smallness of hand, audi as tho ideal of modern taste domand. Proportion and fitness wore to them ruling principles, outside of which they found no b nuty. Hands are no more beautiful lor ueing small than eyes are for boing big; but many a modern girl would bsk ner iairy godmothor, if sho had one, to give her eyes as big as saucers and hands as small as those of a doll, believing that tho first nannot lm too larse nor the lost too small. Tiny feet and hands are terms constantly UBed by poets and novelists iu a mum misleading manner. It cannot be possi ble that they are intended by tho writers to express anything but general uoncocy and refinement; but a notion is eucour aged that results in the destruction of one of the most boautifnl of natural ob jects tho human foot. This unfortunate notion, tbat the oeanty oi ine iooi uo ponds npou its smallness, leads to tho crippling of it till it becomes, iu many cases, a bunch of cripplod deformity. It is a most rcprebensiuio pracuce.auae re volting to good taste and good senso, to ut the foot of tho growing girl into a ioo that is not only too short, crum- olintr tho toes into a bunch, but, being pointod, turns the groat toe inward, pro ducing deformity oi general euape ana, in the course of time, inevitable bun ions, the only wonder being that steadi ness in bUndim? or any grace of move ment at all is loft. Tho Niuotoenth Cen tury. War ou tho I'ortct. I had supposed until latoly that women IxH-amo squat aud dumpy in middlo life of increasing corpulence, lint it seems now that there Is auothcr cause, wbiou is in itsolf a warning that young ladies would do well to take to heart, ibe last number of the Nineteenth Century says that tight lacing and tho coustant use of stiff cornets so weaken the muscles and cartilugos of tho back that in course f time tho body sinks and tue woman becomes squatty. It recommouds as a substituto for tho oorsct a tightly fitting Jersey, mado stiff about the waist. We .. . I.-,- an Know tuoi young jaiiios simpiy snuoeze themselves into corsots for the sake of appearance They imagine it looks better than if they went without them. Perhaps it does just now to our perverted taste; yet I havo soon many New York girls in bathing suits without corsets, and they never looked better in their lives. Tho corset should be entirtly iliscarded. aud very Boon no one would notice their absence, and women would wonder why they ovor endured them. Few mcu wear boots nowadays, aud yet fifteen years ago no pantaloons were thought to set proporly without a boot ing beneath. Corsets are injurious to health, and are a fruitful source of (lis oase. Brooklyn Eaglo. Au 0:a Dlrertlon. 'I'm going to send my boy to your gallery to have his picture takeu," said a druggist to a photographer. "Think you can get along without mo r "Woll, 1 should say so, was the con fident reioiudor. I m not so Buro of tbat. ion u bnd him a tough customer to manage; how ever," ho added reflectively, "I can put directions on the bottle, and ha bade tho puiuled photographer good day. iu duo time tho druggist s boy. a mis chievous vounsster. visited tne photo' graph gallery, and the artist found him indeed hard to manage, lie exhausted all the knowledge of the known devices. for keeping the boy qmot, and invented a host of new ones, but in vain; finally be remembered the apothecary a odd re mark about the directions, aud upon in spection he found pasted npon the back of his neck the legend: "To bo woll shaken before taken." Acting at once a.d rigorously upon tho suggestion, he succeeded in intimi dating the boy and obtaiumg a picture He had Bet Becoratrd. The first thing that is done with prisoner ou hia arrival at the workhouse is to give bim a bath. The other day a prisoner id tue police court was asked by Judge Highloy if be had ever been scut to the workhouse. "Well," replied the prisoner, "I waa deoorated once. "What do you mean by 'decorated? " inquired the judge. Received the Order of the Bath; don I you understand? The order was duplicated. Cincinnati Saturday Mght. Slippers with straps, or strapped ahoes, are lor elegant bouse wear. Service Maggie Lucas, a mare that wont through three years of the hardest ser vice of the war of the rebellion, is 31 years old. The roan-j tardy little animal are dee ply streaked with gray-, he has lost the sight , of I he left eve and is somowhat deaf, but she is .nil IivbIV in tha barnvard as most animals twenty flvo years her junior. Maggie Lucas is a historical mare. She was ridden by Joha H. Whallcn through all of the daring raids of John II. Morgaa, and for three years was ridden in the courier servico, the most toilsome and dangerous branch of war servico. Hor owner, Mr. Whallen, paid tho old mare a state visit the other day Mnd spent an hour amid the reoolleo Hons of the past end in resuming tho almost human intimacy that onco existed between the intelligent animal and him self She was found at Mr. Miller s farm, five miles from tho city, on the Eighteenth-street road, whero she has been kept in ease and comfort for years, and where she will remain until doath claims her gallant spirit. At first ahe did not recognize her old moster (who was wrapped up in a heavy overcoat) arid frisked away from him with the spirit of a colt, but with the heavy movement of age in- her limbs. But when sho was cornered and he callod her name in her ear, she looked up quickly, aud theD, recognizing the well -remembered vo-.oe, laid her head along his arm and stood gentle and quiet while be patted hor head and talked ol tho adventures they hod seen together. Mr.Whallen obtained the mare in 18G2. He was at that time a boy of 14 years, and had boen in the service a year. Ho was a courier and had many a long and rapid rido to make, but tho gallant maro never was sick and Beemed never to tire, going all day long in a "lope." She was in all the fights aud skirmishes in Indi ana and Ohio and Kentucky, and was ridden away by her owner iroin uran villo, Tenn., on the day that Morgan was betrayed and killed. At the close of. tho war Mr. Whallen surrendered at Mount Sterling and, wishing to keep his mare, ho left her in the country, and after surrendering his arms returned to hor. He waa arrested, however, at Lexington because ho had not surrendered the animal and she was confiscated. He mado every effort to keep trace of her; determined to bny her as soon as ho made money enough. In this he was disappointed, as she was sold and he could not find her. Years passed, and ono day while he was standing on the river bank at Poitland, ho saw a col ored man ride his msro on tho ferry boat. He recognized her at once, and hurrying down to the boat, walked np to the colored man, who was astride of her, and said: "Uncle, you've got my liorso there, sure. "Bloss vour soul, honey, said tho old man, "1 ve bad this mar nine years, auu bought her in the bluegrass.' "Well, sho used to be mine, persisted Whallen; "that is, I think it is the same mare. If it is. she won't carry doable." With this he put his hands on the maro's rump, and she kicked vigorously. "And," continued Mr. Whallon, "this is hor name, nnd he called out botimd uer: "Maggie 1" In an instant tho mare whirled around, almost unseating her rider. Mr. Whallen gave f2b' and a side saddle for tho mare, and used her for his buggy, iuen, as sho got old, ho sent her to the country, where ho pays $8'J a year bord for her. For a long time he had difllculty in pay ing his own board, but the maro wai nevor allowed to suffjr, and ho intends to kcop ber in comfort and ease until death ends her life. If Masrgie Lucas is alive in Jane she will bo takon to Lexington to the reunion of Morgan's command. Nearly every soldier kuew hor and her boy rider woll. When sho dies, Mr, Whallen intends to have the frame aud hide preserved, and will keep them in remembiaaco of ber faithfulness and intclligonoo. Tho funeral will be a memorial occasion, and all of Morgan's men will bo invited to at tend to hear the oration of some one capable of doiug justice to so suggestive a thomo. Louisvillo Commercial Deception In Feet. That lady has very small feet!" re marked a reporter yestorday to a promi neutBhoo merchant, who had just per formed tho fitting process cu a pretty foot with a French shoe. "Small!" exolalraed tho merchant. "Well. I should romarkl she wears a No. 12. misses si-e. though a Ao. J, la dies sizo, would come nearer the mark." 'Bather a tight squcezo, suggested the reporter. Not uuusual. l will tell you some thing, though you need not use it in the paper. Nooity iu the United States is so renowned for ladies with small feet as San Francisco; and why? Because in no other city do the ladies, its a general rule, ho punish themselves as to crush a o. a foot into a No. 3 shoe. Why, ladies como bore and call for No. 2 shoes, and after a gallant struggle they give it up and ro out oomplacently in fours and even fives. You see this climate affects feet more than any other in tho world.and larger shoes are ream re I here tban in New York or Paris, whero shoes cau be fitted that cannot be worn here, owing to the o imalic action, due to a lack of chancre in tho atmosphere. Of course we could never make our oustomers bo lieve this, so we resort to the artifice of producing number three shoes from a number four last, and they are thus saved the shock of knowing tho increase in sizo of their feet gear." "Do ladies require special lasts in the manuiaoture of shoes to order? in ouired the reporter. "Sot always. While there is no diner ence in tbo anatomical construction oi the foot. I find that the daughters of wealthy families do not give sufficient exercise in youth to their feet, which grow slender and fail to develop a high instep and a strong, clastic ankle. "Do you sell many French ahoes?'' the reporter asked. "French shoes P was the reply ; "why, it a nearly all t rencu. and, young man you can aay that more French ahoes are aold in this eity ia a day than a day than are sold in the United States in a month, Just think of it. There are half a dozen establishments in San Francisco that import shoes direct from Paris, and there ia not a store in New York city that The Bterj or a Mare that ifl la the War. makes regular Importations ' of French ''"They are rery popular here," was ""Po'putr ? Oh, yes, though they are the most absurd thing imaginable, and for cramping ladies' feet into all conoeiv Lhlashanesof deformity U;Zl00go or JJJU b1i06 hftontinu ians. and holding it up for inspection, be continued: "You ace the uppers are very narrow mu wi point. This heel, you will obsDrvo, is placed two inches above the counter and made ridiculously high. By this decep tion a No. 3 bIioo measures No. 10 misses size from heel to toe; bo, by crowding the foro part of her foot into tue poiutea receptacle, and biding the remainder in the counter, back of the heel, a lady stands on her toes and the instep, which rests over tho heel of the shoo. Now, tbo average size of tho ladies' feet of Son Francisco require a No. 3 shoe, which, by having the hoel in the middle of the foot, makes the deception thot conveys the idea of a small foot. Yod only see, however, about as much ol it as you would of your own if you pushed it into a boot leg aud stood on your toes." "Now, here is a sensibio enoe, no said, and a large, broad shoo witn low heel was exhibited. " tuese run as uigu ts eights, and are mostly worn by fcast- urn ladies, from Chicaffo or Cincinnati, whero they are famous for 'big feet.' I am satisfied that eventually broad shoes and low, flat heels must prevail, for the injurious effect of the present stylo may not yet be felt; still the tieiormity ami suffering entailed will compel a descent frnm ihe airv hicht of French heels to a common level for the bottom of the foot, and then look out for astonishing rovola tions in the size of our ladies' feet." San Francisco Chronicle. FASUIOX MTKs. Sleeves havo a tendency to bouffant tops. Linen collars are straight clerical bands. Heolsoftho most fashionable shoes are low. velvet basaues grow more and more in favor. In Paris shoes and stockings must match tho dress. . , We will have another season of em' broidery and lace. Nun's veiling is too pretty and ser viceable to lose favor. Dark tan is the favorite color for gloves for street wear. The combination costume retains its place in spring styles. The evanescent fashion of Bilk under olothing has disappeared. All wool cheviots promise to bo very popular for early spring wear. Large square neckerchiefs have almost taken the place of fichus. White and tinted laces trim house wrappers and house jackets admirably. Little girls of seven or eight wear silk Jersey waists with skirts of the new checked velvet. Opera hoods are mado of while or black lace over nuilted satin of some bright color. A very pretty dress for a small child is made of baby blue. The plaited waist is cut in points for short skirt, worn over embroidered skirts of white. Tho latest fashion demands that tho hair be dressed in the simplest style pos Biblo. The small Psyche knot at the back of the head is kept in place by a hundsome comb. Polonaises that are very full on the hips and tonrnuro, yet are drawn back plainly on the sides, will bo made of the large-figured foulards, to wear over skirts formed entirely of puffs or longthwise pleats, or oovored with ruffles of the plain goods. Ihe Oldest Tree lu the World. Tho oldest tree in the world, says Knowledge, so far as any one knows, is the Bo tree of the sacred city of Amara poora, in Burmah. It was planted 288 B. C, and is, therefore, now 2,170 years old. Sir James Emerson lennit gives reasons for believing that the tree is really of this wonderful age, and refers to historic documents in which it is men tioned at different dates, as 182 A. D 223 A. D., and so on to the present day, To it," says Sir Jamas, "kings have even dedicated thoir dominions, in testi mony of the belief that it is a branch of the identical fig-tree under which Uudd ha reclined at Urumelya when he under went his apotheosis." Its leaves are car ned away as streamers by pilgrims, but it is too sacred to touch with a knife, and, therefore, they are only gathered when thev fall. The king oak in Windsor for est, England, is one thousand years old. Gccrgla Aphorisms. Black sheep hide mighty easy in the dark. Better keep de rockin' cheer in de lof till Sunday. You can t coax do mormn glory to climb tie wrong way round de corn- stock. Smart rabbits go home fo' do snow done fallin'. Cussin de weather is mighty po farmin'. It takes heepa o' licks to drive a nail in do dark. Atlanta Constitution. "I can't hold this baby any longer," called out the young husband and father. It s petting too heavy. "1'snaw, Ed ward 1" replied a muffled voice from the other room; "you used to hold me for hours and never oomplain, and the baby is not a feather compared to what I was." "I was a fool, said Edward, and she was too sleepy to dispute with him. A farmer in Madison county, Virginia, rho has gone into the peanut business, last spring planted one-fonrth of an acre, from which be dng eighty-seven bushels, and after fattening twenty hogs had twenty bushels left. These he sent to the mill and had ground and bolted. and says that the meal makes the moat delicious batter-cakes be ever ate. They are now telling a story about a Chicago girl who insisted on throwing her shoe after a newly-married couple. The carriage is a total wreck, the doctor has the bnde and the horse under treat ment, and large numbers of men are earcning me ruins tor tue groom. unan. ' ,'ononr.cra. y ) America is the best oustomer for it;. mingham gnnmakers. ' Three-fourths of all Gorman bni. i. brewed from potatoes. ' , , v Horses flourish in a oold climate. Tin. sia has nearly 17,000,000. The test of I good orange is said in i, its thin skin bqJ heavy weight. . Pennsylvania ia one of the few Rti,t. without a State board of health. Fishing is called angling LeoausA many crooked stories are told about it. An Iowa printer ia still type sticking at the age of ninety years, and works daily. , ., Dr. Ott has learned . that the rattla. snake's tail makes sixty vibrations a second. If is is truo that "cleanliness is next fn godlinoss," then soap mast be next to prayer. . Many a poor fellow gets a lift to th other world through the agency of the eleyator. There are thirteen grounds for divornn and the next legislature expects to' ring in cold feet. Tho one railroad in all Greece is fivn miles long, and each mile of it took a year to build. Tho homestead of the late Senator Hill of Georgia, which cost $20,000, has been sold lor so.ouu. A valuable deposit of mica, mixed with copper, has boen discovered in Bucking ham county, Va. A ludy says that the difference between a silk dress and a calico gown is material -ii. n nr ' The droppings of sheep are much more concentrated and valuable than those from any other domestio animals. A Romanite apple tree on a farm in Georgetown township, near New Albany. In !., is eight feet in circumference. Some of the enthusiastic declare that by the ensilage system at least 50 per cent, is added to the value of the land.- It is reported that about a dozen desperadoes were shot or hung in Weeks ville and vicinity last week' by vigilants. It was Thomas Corwin who said that the best course of study for a law student would be two years' service on the jury. If our religion is not true, we are bound to change it; if it is true, we are bound to propagate it. Arohbishop Whately. It is suggested by a lady tkat the reason thoy suy "her" and "she" when they speak of ships is that they are so very docile and obedient. It is related of the famous Spanish banker, Don Jose de Salamanca, who died recently, that in 1858 he gave a sin. gle dinner that cost $90,000. The governor of Kentuckyit is said, pardoned in a year and a half 505 persons for murders, attempts on life and prepar ations for taking life or liberty. The late M. Gambetta's father has kept every letter that nis son ever wrote to bim, even in childhood, and he contem plates publishing tho collection. 'Take up the oross and follow Christ," is an old condition of disciplcship, but it a condition which has not changed with changing time. Dr. Raleigh. Pies date back to the time of tho Ro mans, and originally iroui ricardv. Some of the original pies are said to be still on sale at the railroad restaurants. The first Jew who has been honored with the title of Docotr of Divinity from the Union Hebrew Colloge, of Cincin nati, is the Rabbi Eppenger. , . A southern correspondent of the Har ford, Conn., Times says that there aro threo seasons in Florida the orange, vegetable and invalid ; the latter pays the best. A regiment of troops and two men-of- war have been sent to Cantania, Sicily, to quoll an outbreak which arose from a change in railway rates for carrying sul phur. The prisoners in Dublin charged with the assassination of Cavendish and Burke are furnished meals from a public house and a stranger calls weekly and pays the bills. A friend of ours recently endeavored to excuse himself from serving on the grand jury on the ground that he was color blind, and, therefore, couldn't try a negro. A person having asked how many "dog days" there were in a year, re ceived for an answer that it was impos sible to number them, as "every dog has his own day. . Great Britain has no less than 1C71 generals in hor army, but only 250 of them are in active servioe. There are probably half a million in the civil ranks of this country. ' . A man who crossed the Atlantio for the first time said he did not think he was much of a sailor at starting, but when he was one day out he felt as if he could heave np the anchor. A New York divorce lawyer's adver tisement reads: "Hymeneal incompati bilitiea, as a specialty, carefully adjust ed, "lis a slavery to detain the band after the heart bath fled. The Northern Pacifio road has a gap of 290 miles in Montana, th eastern sec tion having been completed to within ten miles of Bozeman. The tracks will probably be joined in July. In Massachusetts there is one divorce to twenty-one marriages; in Vermont, New Hampshire and Connecticut about one to fourteen; in Rhode Island one to twelve; in Maine, one to eight. The Municipal Council ofTaris have adopted, by a vote of 44 to 21, a proposal to establish a popular opera. A nugo building for the purpose is to be erected iu the Rue da Chateau d'Eau, and an annual subsidy will be granted of SG0.000. There are three modes of bearing the ills of life: by indifference, which is the most common; by philosophy, wnicu the most ostentations; and by religion, whioh ia the most effectual; for it is religion tbat can teach ns to bear them with resignation. A New York physician offera to core men of snoring for ten dollars. E Men who are in the habit of snoring for ten dollars should consult him. We never snore for such a email amount. It doesn't cost any more to snore for ten tlicasand dollars. Norriatown Herald-