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pisjrrMAMio. e,ecnyln.llnlofllstory. """.,1a. and worse, lit nnder . .k. UrkoeM dumb could liep. or L',?d sndw. earth eouldwhlapai u ia.tr crele wild nd weird, ErTtbsl tJV ' '3""Jr u,Ur piwppuradl Sinn" T press if, arsvei by tasr nnwelted. UWhJ. atone .h.ll e'er be reared; B.band true end wive, devoted. Dau.uter on whom mother doted, lav loo of tn thu been quoted pisappred! v.ld. kev ioughl, betrayed to folly, doom niore melancholy Than the open corn tbey (red, mm loo proud lo beg or borrow nrased wllh penury end eorrow. B.VeTo Vp ibe coining morrow, Pliappaared. But by Meret mnrder banished from our elty men here vanished, Cltlsens beloved, revered, fi.if In blub heaven's eonslatory. Bh.fl be known the fearful history Smithed beneath that word of mystery, pisappesred. MY 8l8TElM.1Llw. in tlis world unites in laughing at and basing mothers-in-law, but I should bo snappy woman if it were not for my Cleric-law. ; I OATS QSv QUU a lorriuiu uubii ui ucr -v. t -m onina in tnll von almnt: though if the story should ever come snder her eye, hearen holp poor me!; I m willing to run some risk of being ' - 11 I. t t...2 mm aa mi found OUt, lor tna sane ui uaviug a vvu fijante; and as I dare not tell Charlie Charlie is my husband I am bound to tell the rentiers 01 nor, leoung, sure ium they will not betray me. Before I married, I had so many warn ings about the awfulness of msmmas-in-lw that I really was devoutly thankful when I learned that my Charlie's mother had been called to a world where marriages are out of style, and therefore where her position regarding any young IjJv would not be called iuto question by a nuptial between her son and a Ce lestial maiden. ' ' ; . I did not mean to be heartless, but really I was glad to escape what I had always looked forward to as certain mis erythe interference and numberless ibortcominga of my husband's mother. Brothers and sisters 1 uaa none; there fore Charlie's sister Carrie I hailed with delight, and promised myself the great est pleasure in her society. Charlie was not very well off, but as he, was doing a good business when ft were married and has been steadily prospering ever since, we are very oom fortable. We have one child, a dear little girl, just three years old the treasure of my heart, and the very apple of her nana's eve. Until liOUie was two years uiu x uiu not see much of Carrie, my husband's i. ... ... L .11 T ister. She paid us a few flying visits, but I was not very strong, and baby (retted considerably, and really it was not altogether pleusant visiting us in those days. True, she did stay a week onoe. and during that time I cried my Ipyes almost out over her unkindness, but Jthen I had no very solid grounds for omplaint. After we went to housekeeping.trouble S ogan. No oue can toll what I have suf fered from the lusolenco oi tuat girl. It Is all very well to Buy, "Tell her not to roan to vour bouse! or "(Joinplain to our husband." It's very easy, I say utyou don't kuow Miss Carrie, or you kould retire from the post of advice, restfiillen at the futility of your bravest ngestion. Why, Bhe has no more sensitiveness ban a stick, and as for hints you might ibsolutely inundate her with the broad- sianu niosi wuuenng insinuuuous unu le wonld remain perfectly calm. We had scarcely got into our pretty Ulehome before Carrio arrived bag iud baggage and established herself in ur only spare room. 1 should not have complained bad sue oen contented - simply to appropriate lie best of everything and have been itisfied with the appropriation; but no! iladi yearned for complete usurpation hungered and thirsted to become first il foremost in the household, longed Ji snatch my authority from my some- nat tunia grasp, and rule. royally in v doinestio kingdom. And she did! Ibis is how she managed. First she nt to Charlie and wept upon his shonl r, and reminded them of their happy ildhood duvs, when thev weio all in to each other: then, with moans and I deplored the fact that his heart was Itranged from her, and that 6he was loft ite alone m the cold, unfeeling orld. It bad the proper effect. Charlie has yet tender heart, and the appeal was peny uone; He grew sentimental, and f clared that she was and always would I his dearly-loved sister, to whom his n ana home were always open. Hnw strange it is that men even very fyer men are so easily fooled by a 'is very Door stacre tjlav on the the f ft of a woman ! Why, a stupid woman f ild see the whole thing m its true pt instantly, while the braver and Jure 'raanly a man is,' the easier he ables into the trap.. I. MW uiroiigu Miss Carrie s tricks in a '"lent, and knew perfectly well that was laying her plans to be head and , it of our small establishment and Fas. 'scarcely know mvufilf how it came "it. I supposed I lacked firmness, or i-mty. or slf wa I ought to havo possessed; but if j- S I did not lack affection for Charlie, f 1 could not endure to keep a house foment, and fill his ears with discord J 7 time he came home; so I bore rfjthing silently, though rebellons in town heart. !,llV8crTaDt8 were bribed and coaxed 0 Cirrie's bidding, and in spite of my lost endeavor I was the only honse ,!r,and Carrie was mistress. Xor r wis all. She amused herself in her !T.9 moments by calling upon the j-.iii.ori and acting a little for their ij pluy was deathless devotion of , "er anl sister rnel lwk of sym l47 n the part of a sister-in-law, and ,! resignation. 'ell, thii iute of things went on all In the spring Lottie began to l''rz,.a " Iew aaJ aeveiopea a established case of scarlet fever. " i? ?Ur" "fter 019 physician had - uicrom aijsi Urrie'i trunks packed, strapped and expressed, and she herself had started for parts unknown. Her hired servant departed with like speed, and when Charlie earns home at night, no one but his poor aick baby and me were in the house. I was hardly sorry, though for two weeks past I had been prostrated with a (svere cold, and was at the time hardly able to leave my room, and Carrie's Bight left me absolutely hopeless. "Oh, how angry Charlie was!" "What!" he exclaimed, as soon as be was able to take In the situation. "Left you all alone! Deserted little Lottie? can't believe it!" But he was forced to believe it when a letter came coolly lamenting the nervous timidity which prevented her from rer maining n a contagious atmosphere ending with a request that no letter might be nent in reply, as fevers are sometimes communicator in that way. Vbe wonld watch the papers. The utter heartlessness distrusted Charlie, and be swore yes, iworo that tame should never make his home hers again. I don't know that I am more than ordinarily wicked, but I confess the naughty words Charlie said sounded pleasantly to me. The litnation was un usual, and the unusual woids seemed to fit the case exactly. The spring passed slowly, and summer was well advanced before our little darling was able to be moved into the country. My own health had suffered, too, during my confinement to Lottie's room, and Charlie decided that we should go to the sea shore as soon as we could get away; and in the fall rent our bouse and spend the winter at a ho tel. Such a lovely, beautiful, peaceful summer as we had! My soul is full of sweet calm eren now, as I write. Charlie was so good, so devoted, and my darling grew every day to much stronger and rosier in the puro, sweet air. Beside, the heavy burden marked "Carrie" had been lifted from my shoulders, and was not likely to be re placed for six months more, at least. True, Carrie might come to the hotel; but that was not likely, for, although she had a fortune of her own, and was amply able to live as it pleased her, she was altogether too -stingy to incur so great an expense. And so every day opened with joy and closed with delight, and summer smiled herself away, and autumn came in the full glory of her marvelous beauty before I was ready to return to town. Charlie had secured rooms for us fac ing upon a busy and cheerful square. A parlor and bedroom just enough room and no more for Charlie is not rich, you know. The seoonc day after our arrival I was sitting by the window with Lottie on my knee, and Charlie leaning idly against the mantel smoking, when a rap rap came upon tho door, followed imme diately by Carrio. I was too confounded to speak, and Charlie was dumb; so my fond sister-in-law had kissed us effusively all around before any one hod spoken a word to her. "I wonder at your paying us tho honor of a call," said Charlie, at last. "After your heartless desertion last spring, your visits aro pot appreciated." "Oh, Charlie!" whined Carrio. "If you only knew how sick I have been !" (she looked the very picture of health) "and how bitterly I have repented the foolish fear that robbed me of my reason, you would forgive me, I am sure. Nellie, ask Charlie to forgive me he is all I have iu the world." And Carrie buried her face in her handker chief and sobbed noisily though I must say I strongly suspected it was a dry sob. Charlie relented in a moment. "I bear you no grudge," he said. "T'va onlv coma for two or threti lavs" Bfti.l (Inrrie rail vine at once. "I thought you would let me stay with you 1 . 1 Tl 1 lor a coupie 01 niguis 1 Ilttvo ueuu nu sick, and am so nervous. I'll sleep on the sofa, or any place. , Of course she could not sleep on the sofa she knew that the moment she said "sick" Charlie would do anything she asked. Ho the upshot of it all was that my husband had to get a single room for himself, and Carrie was installed in my room. . She nearly drove me wild with her fus siness; she could not sleep with the door into the narlor open, and if I know how sick she had been I never would think of opening tho window. The trausom ruuHt have a towel pinned over it the light from the "hall so." Then Lottie s crib must not stand near ti,D ai,in nf tl.o boil for sleeD cn the Wlr si.lo she could not aud the child's breathing made her iiervous. I was foolish enougn to neueve an tuis discomfort was but for a nicht or two, and submitted quietly. The first night passed very miserably, so did the second, tho third and so on till two weeks had dragged wearily along Charlie and I was thinking eacn nigni wouiu oo me last. F.vnrv nicht I lav wakeful and restless in a kind of vapor bath. After the sec nl nirrlir. T nut the crib into the par lor, that sho might not absolutely smother. At the eud of the first week I spoke to Charlie. lie looked somewhat distressed, but said: ... "How can I turn her into the street Wlint can I do? She will go in a day or two, and after all she is my sister." Another wee passeu, ami i grew ues noruta T uss feverish, nervous, miser able -and I was getting to dwell upon my discomforts in a morbid fashion. Charlie began to go oni eveujus coming in goodness only knows when on.l ni, nr fwSnn nnnearinz at breakfast with headache and dissipated looks that made mo trouble. floarlv unmelliillff ruust be done. I thought about it till at last an inspiration seized me. ti, nirrlit instead of keepinz cruard- n ct;il T rnfuul. kicked and turned. I talked in my sleep, I mado qnick jerks, I even sprang up in bed and said in un earthly tones: "I see a lacei t n icr tit vaa uncomfortable I made that one to my respected siBter-in-tY. i .iroT writtrn a confidential note to my old friend and doctor.potting him on his honor to ncip me auu nui w tray me. A ., k r. .WnlcM nicLt Carrie sail .... - ' 1. 1 nubJ that T that l was no wen '"T"- . should consult the aocwr. x uu o. a j visited him Mistress Came in close at tendance. The good man felt my pulse and IaaI.a.1 ....I ml f ft A v n- ined my heart and shook his head. Then with a solemn air he gave me nu impera tive orders. First. I must, without delay.put on an assafiudita plaster, and take every hour a syrup which he would procure far me. Came called him an old fool, but Charli was alarmed, and insisted that I should follow his orders. The tyrup came home, and in smell beggared the plasters. The breath of a turkey buzzard was sweet compared with mice after I had taken it, I ara con vince 1 ; for nothing on earth could have swelled so horribly, though it did not taste so)badly. Then I insisted upon Lottie sleeping with her papa, retired, mistress of the situation. The effect surpassed my most sanguine expectations, for Carrie departed on an early train. And Charley was so anx ious about me that he ceased to go out of evenings at all. True, I spent a young fortune in perfumes and Turkish baths, but I did not care. Among my most precious stores J have still a mysterious tin box, closely shut and securely wrapped up. It is labelled "Visitor Proof, and contained my plasters end cough syrup. Sober as a Judge. It is too good to pass over in silence. I cannot give precise data, for the good judge is living now or, he was two days ago; fori then saw him a little more portly, and more silvery, than aforetime but healthy and well. Whon he was on the bench it was of the police court he was in the habit of driuking freely. He was fond of good company, and of good suppers; he was a capital after dinner, or after-supper speaker, and seldom was there a big spread to which he was not invited. More than onoe the judge had been so full of the distilled spirit that its influence had been to make him maudlin and silly; yet his comrades laughed at him and thought it no harm. And so far from feeling in danger was the judge himself, that he had more than onoe joked upon his own failing; and he had fallen into the habit, when in his cups, of saying, jokingly: "Shl-Sober'saiudge." And thereat all hands would indulge in a hearty laugh. Well, once upon a time, and it was on a day following one of the judge's most eventful nights of "Oyster and game sup- fier, with quail on toast, and wines and iquors of all kinds," he had a case be fore him, in his conrt, of unusual inter est. The defendant, or culprit, was a man of means and standing, and the court-room was well filled with the judge's personal friends. By and by a witness was called to tes tify, . whose testimony the defendant's counsel sought to invalidate by proving that he was drunk on the occasion iu question. He was short, dumpy, jolly faced, blear-eyed man, of middle age, with a head of carroty hair, and linen sadly in need of soap and water, as his garb generally was in need of repair. Imagine him. "Witness, were yon sober enough on that occasion to kuow just what was go ing on around you?" anked the counsel. "I was sober's a man ever was.'" And so they went on, until, at length, the judge put out his hand, and inter rupted. He proposed to solve the matter for himself. "Witness," sternly, "how many times had you drank on that day before the event transpired?" "Well, judge, perhaps I drank a dozen times."' "And what had"boen your drink? What had you drank chiefly at those twelve drinks?" "Chiofly whisky, yer honor." "And do you pretend to say that you wore sober after that?" The man straightened himself sudden ly, and took on a look of patronizing familiarity that was comical to behold. "Sober, yer honor? I was'sobor as a judge, and you ought'r know it!" It was too good. It is doubtful if the witness had the remotest idea of the ter rible hit he had made. But the judge sent him down instanter, and took his testimony for what it was worth. N. Y. Ledger. Sixe and the Tipsy tireoadier. At the siege of Praguo, after he had laid all his plans for his final desperate assault, Saxe took a rida in the evening through his camp, partly to see how well his general orders were understood, and partly to cheer his men. As be rode slowly on within his lines a tall grena dier, who had found jolly companions somewhere,and who had evidently drank as much wine as he could comfortably hold, in rollicking, tipsy, mood staggered up and took the general's horse by the bridle-rein, at the same time demanding, in an utterance somewhat thick and un certain, how much the rider would take for his beast. "Mon ami ! I want a horse. What will you take for this animal?" Sexe called for an officer of the guard, and directed him to put the man in the guard-tent, and keep' him safely until called for. And on the following morning the great captain had the grenadier brought before him. The man cume trembling, but with a cheerful look. - "Well, my man," said Saxe, as the soldier stood before him. "What are you prepared to offer me for my horse this morning?" "General," replied the grenadier, promptly and frankly, with a sincere, hotest flush upon his good-looking face, "the genins that offered to buy your horse last night, I am happy to say, has left the camp; and I hope he will never come back- -never ! But, General, if he does, I will report him to you at once. I promise it !" Saxe accepted the graceful pledge with a pleasant smile, and told tho soldier thut he would take him at his word. The grand assault, which proved suc cessful, and placed Prague in his bands, was made that very day; and twice dur ing the conflict Saxe received his life at the hands of the grenadier whom he had that morning pardoned. Once tho sol dier had led a squad of his stout com rades to the rescue, and once he saved his beloved general by Lis own personal bravery and prowess. "A fellow faelini mnkpa ni wondronl kind" -but not when the fellow's feeling lor your pecketbook. roewn at utr. A roeHtTW fw rallla Cmrm tmr JUeje). Hundred! of teellniouleU given lo Dr. Henley, nn ollcllfd, ere In bli poteeeeing froai ble own towne. men, llvlnf right hre ra.nm ni, eraUfylug to lb wonderful curative power of blf hneunieUo Km. trellut. Dr. Henley refer only to tb teeliinonUl Riven by well known ptrtlr I onr ml del, ud never relit on fer oS end unknown Indlvlduele, u up. nottlng, whl be eltltut to be true of ble Kbeumtllo Keulreltirr, thl It, it wllirnreeny rea of Hneum. turn In exletenoe. 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OyMeai af Wrraa auad (Sanik Caul, and. with aeorret nieaa ur aud prf--t euiiina:. prouea a bad Sttlna aarmenu hrveral liupruvenienu have )uat been marie. Agent to aell and learh wanted n every town. Oood aaenta can make irom lloiotspef day. a'UliXI A HIAjSiS, Cheney, rV.kane C... W. T BUCKINGHAM i HECHT'S BOOTS AND SHOES Are tho BEST and COST XO MORE than Other Brands, and if the Merchant with whom yon Trade doe not keep onr Goods it is because it PATS better to sell a pair of Boots or Show crery TWO Months than erery FOUR or FIVE. WE WARRANT EVERY FAIR We make. All Merchants In Good Credit can procure these (ioods at our Ware house in PORTLAND or Sau Francisco, TRY OUR "HERCULES" BOOTS. HECHT BROS. & CO. PHOS PIIATE SOAP, I'NHl VAI.LKD X)H Carina Bkla OIeara and far Prvacrrlna: aieaiiny aavin. Beware of Imitations of hoth lb nhove Jiintlyeele orated arih-lea. The genuine made only bv the STAXHAID HOAP (HIM PAN Y, who alw mau..(ai..n Die lameat aaM.rtmeiilof l.Al DHV and lOUJvTHOAP In the wor d. UKKICK-WI Barrametuo slreot. Kan Fmnclara California. cr ii o - (D cr o inmun auaoa 187. "'ataVM-ar" FofConaiiinptlon, Aattlima, Itronfhlf If", Cntiirrh, lvlml. Ilrmlnvbe, JtebiU Ity, Rcurltl, niieuiitnllMiti, iid1 all liroiiicnutl airrvuim IHaorilcrai, I'ttrk nito limy tni oivi'iilentljr went by tirras, ro.uly for ImuiPiliHto una at liouie, Seiift for Ireei 1 rraline on the Ox gcu trentmt-nt. A(lilrewtlirtirojrletor, 1111 MlrnwIrUtwt, Phlln., PnH or II. K. MA'llli:WN, ViieltlD IN-tHMitory, 00 Montgomery Si, iota I'l-anclnro, t'aL Life Scholarships, $70 Paid in Installments, 75 SEND FOR CIRCULAR. STENCILS SEALS, KALKNOBAVEfC, SSriaVrTaT. PORTLAND. OB. 1850. 32 Years Practical Experience, 1882. John A. Child DEUGGIST, Iealer In Fine Chemicals, Perfumery, Toilet Articles, Sponges, Soaps, L Rubber Ljods. Cor Mnrrlsoti k 2i!stl fortlaud, or. fneclal attention pad In orders by mall when arcom fMnledlth tha cah. UCATA lit AST THE BT-ST IJf THE ITY A.I M'eleru ln.irovenieuta. 0(en all day. -I. f. BHFKV FK, Feearteloe POHTLASD, On.VAX.,. IT ANTED. CKnra to fill tui kaslb hotel. Juat opened cor. Second and E at., Portland. Taa Baa aWllar a Bar Haa la Ma City. , J. THOMAS. PROPRIETOR. MAM Iff'llLTlTla'SO O 2 XlMJm m PERUVIAN BITTERS mmm. i- i : a ; '! 1r? :JJ0 i (CIIISit'HOXA K IB at A.) Tka Finest BrTTERM ta the WORM. T11KV FKKITV A LLY CUBK MALARIAL DISEASES, Vltnllac the ayatawi and arreat Ue ravaaca at tha Uren.irul Aleohol Habit, UtPaOMAWIA. Aak 'oe Diainlat ar Wine Hrrehaat far tkea. WILslERDiaa A CO., Aienta, Aaa Fraa elaaa. W.J. VAX SCHVYVKB aV CO, Partla ""Saaj 11 s -a? t i 'AY BEST TOHIQ 1H USE. !ATARR Kenriilgle und Kervolia llendiielie, Cold la lload, Niopp.ive of the Aiuaut Prtaautftf, etc. Rtlirf lmmrdiatt. Cut! rr"antnt. " Had Cntarrh In lt verv Woml form. One hot o 'Huro Cure' cured iiib," Vm. Hair Hun llufael, , " llitveuwillt with the meat emtlfrlnK reaiilU W. P. .NurertHus Kdltor "New An,;" H. ', "I hwl heea allllct.Kl wllh Cntiirrh for T yearn; two hoses l)oliyna"HiireCnre'euretl u.e." Uev. T. il. It. Anderaon, Hueruuieiito, Cul. HI per bo three hoaes fur . Ak your di-iitfwi1! rr It. , 11UUUK, It.VVIS A tf)., Wholesrlo aavnts, Portland, Or.ifoii. F. W, WALKER, Hula Alt. Pnelllr Ceaat. roiKiuiwnnehtreet, Han Frani'lHco, Cat Tutent, Soy, 11,1870, Patent Vn. O. 1HHH. : itv- EedicalEloctrlcUy. , ----- - IIOIlN'K'fl KLECTnO-MACJNICTIC BELT. (ThtOnly Gnainr J Kurlvnt lt i'mnfara Slatr Fair. n.iM.a..Miia.iu.awaii.aiUi v.u.u-aweiU .n tlm IpulUan, l 6 1 r.l.U-..a. H.IU,tl I afmnaxh, i U ill iMHliivrlvcuro wltlvjut medicine khfuman-ua, I'vUyii.. . ilAKAN . K..U UN U VUAH. hhsr IN illk WiKLU. ty DiifM, Imitrncy. Rupture, Uvcf iiwis UyspetttiA. Spinal Pif Aruc hlJkt4 oti- iMtTftse,. Scnrl imV KvrVOUaOCat. . RUPTURE nn Kinii'isiTai tratni rftlaliHup (tin AltA. UUA KANTKr.U KKl.lT.vr.'i orCund. Heud for Illustrate . Cr.'aliMfua llundrmlsof num. W J. HORNE, Prop, and Manufr J0 llarket MU. Haa Fnutclsco, tl. Dfi. SPINNEY, . 1 1 Steamy ureal, A. p.. 'i. all t'hiuiiJa and peelal Dl Y0UG IM V MO MAY UK NUKFKHINtl -ROM THK KF v leciaof yuotlilul follies or lii,lla. iilo. will no :! t" avail tuenwlve of Una. 111. areateal bona ,.i.ri.,.l tne allar of a..ilerl., humanity. IK I'INNKI will ri.araulee to forfeit inn for ev.rv "aw of Seminal Vt'. akaeaa or private dlsenaesnt an) kti.J ur tiharatiuir whkh bv nnderuke awl falla It Jlltnl.E-AGED MKN. 'there are many at the aic of thirty ta sixty who ara trounied with too frequent avaeuatlona of tha blad'ler, often arconitwuletl hv a slwht auiartii.c or b.i rnliiK aeiiaalHin and a weakening of til astein ui a niantier the laitlenl cannot a.Tount t'r. On exam tnln tha urinary detaialis a mpy ae.lln.ent will often be fimnd.and sou.etiinea small panlele of alhuuiaa will appear, r tha color will be ol a thin nillkmh bua, aul.i chtJiKing to dark aod lorp'd apr'araiHa, 1 here are many men who die of thla dlrlleuity, Uni.i raut of the cauaa, which la theaeea.td auare of Heuil nal Waaaneaa, lr. 0. will guarantee a perfeot cure In all euro canes, aod a healthy realt.raUou of the seullo nrt.iary oriiana OOli-a Hmira-lo tot and t lot. Honda v from 10 to II A. at. Consultation free. Thorouab eaauiuaVoa and advice, tt, Call ota addresa Baa. IPIOIT aa CO. Na II Kaarnr atreet. Han Fraiwilaen. Oat HUDSON'S Qm STORE, S Pint atraet, Partlaad, Orwaaa. Villa, P IUTO LA AAO AMMIKITIOK . f Waaatfeta. a rflHB OLt DCEABLR flNHH FOB Wil.U W sndOIKer It la cheaper ind better linn Kalanmmeer Wall Paper aod more easily applM. Pure White and a varetyol beautiful UnU. tt talc t !ldeier. JlHtl R. KCL.LT at CO.. 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