JlXXf A5D THE r ax thee. Many Tear ago portions of our conn try, which are now thickly populated, ware plagued by wild beasts, who were often excited by the pangi of hanger to a daring which was foreign to their na tnraat other times. The depredations of wolves, bears and panthers, or "painters," as thoy were more ceuerally called, sometimes reached such a point that the Bute offered boun ties for the slaying of the pesU. "Many a time," said an old settler, "I have seen well-worn paths around my barn in the morning, made by the wolves trotting back and forth while seeking an entrance to the sheep that were fastened within." The speaker had lived in Schoharie county, New York, during the early por tion of the present century, and had mot with more thiin one memorable eipe rience. "I remember," he added, "that fathor had shot many a wolf from the window of his Led room, and I have Been him stand in his own door, in the afternoon, and bring down six or eight wildcats, who were driven to climb some of the eapplings among the undergrowth across the road by vne uuuuug nogs mat were ont to rout them out. "My brother Jack was three years older than A, ana ne aeveiopeu a loud ness for hunting which father encour aged to the utmost. When he was 11 years old he was one of the best shots in the country, as be proved in many shoot ing matches, whore his competitors were men who had been known as crack shots years before Jack was born. "Father bought Jack a rifle suited to his years, for the regular weapon was too heavy for him to handle easily, and he was then the happiest boy you ever dreamed of. He would have become a genuine Daniel Boone, and spent all his time in tl e woods, if father would have permitted it. As it was, he was some times out all night.aud neither father or mother seemed to feel the least anxiety about him. " 'If it was you, Jimmy,' said my par ents, 'we would be very anxious; but when Jack has his gun with him he will take care of himself." "Once or twice I accompanied my brother on his hunts bat that was enough. I carried no weapon, and not feeling a tenth part of the interest he did, I was almost tired to death when we came home, while he would have been glad to continne it for hours longer, had there been any daylight to help him. "Some three miles away lived my father's brother, Unole Jacob, who was n thrifty farmer, with a boy about my own age. As they were our nearest neighbors, it was natural that Dick and I should pass a good deal of our time to gether. Sometimes I was at his house all day. Gccassionally one of as stayed with the other over night, but generally each one preferred to be at home with his folks. "One day, late in autumn, I was given permission to go aud see Dick, but I was specially warned by my mother that I must be back again before dark. I readily promised, and started off in high spirits. "The path leading to Uncle Jacob's was through the woods the entire dis tance, and near the half way point was a deep hollow, where there was a small stream of sluggish water, which was spanned by a log. The branches over head were so dense aud so matted by vines that it was always dark there, even at mid-day. "In crosstng the log, I noticed in the soft, oozy ground on the other side the priuts of some animal's foet, though I didn't know what kind of a wild creature he was. I never pretended to carry a gun, but was so accustomed to seeing and hearing wild beasts that I felt no par ticular fear, and continued whistling over the path until I reached my uncle's bouse. "It was cold weather and there were a few needles of ice thrusting out from the banks of the little stream, while a flurry of snow whirled about my head for a few minutes. "But I needn't say that that did not interfere with the fun of Dick and me. We played and romped together until we were tired, and then played and romped again, Our principal amusement during ing the afternoon was the game of 'Hide-and-whoop,' in the adjoining woods. "I hod no thought of disobeying my mother, but, all at once, I noticed that it was growing dark, and, looking toward the house, saw that my aunt had lit the candle, which was shining through the window. Night had already come, and I ought to have started home an hour be fore. "Dick wanted me to stay all night, bnt remembering my promise to my mother, I said 'No,' and 'hurried off over the path, without going to the house to bid his parents good evening. " 'I don't see how I came to forget my self,' I muttered, impatiently, as I has tened forward. 'It will be as dark as Egypt before I get home, and, like enough, father will warm my jacket to keep me from forgetting next time.' "I had no fear of any particular wild animal, but I dreaded a walk through the woods nl night, aa many an older person does. "The sky had become perfectly clear during the afternoon, and a bright moon was shining, but I think that made my situation more gloomy and dismal. The few orrws of moonlight which found their way through the branches half de nuded of leaves, gave a ghostly touch to everything. "The trnnks of the trees on my right and left took all sorts of grotesque shapes. Sometimes I was sure they were walking silently through the forest, and then they were dancing tip and down, and waving their knotty arms at me. "Tbey appeared to be putting their heads together, and holding whispered consultations about me. They nodded their tops, they rushed down at me, sud denly checking themselves when almost touching me. Then they all joined hands and kept up a waving waltz at my side. "Hundreds of such fancies and im aginings went through my head, and every step I took was one of terror. I started to whistle once, bnt tho lonely sound scared me, and I stopped in stantly, walking on tip-toe, and pausing now and then to listen for ghosts. "When I reached the hollow where I crossed on the log I was sure some wild beast was following me. I heard the soft 'tip-tip' of his feet behind me, and when I glanced around was sure I caught the phosphorescent gleam of his eyes. "It may have been all fancy end I'm inclined to think it was looking book to that terrible night; but I was then so certain that a panther was at my heels, that.wben I came to the log.I ran at full speed across. "How I could do it in the dark was a mystery, but, under a strong mental strain, a jierson is capable of perfoiming seeming iinpo&siouiues. "When I was near the middle the rot ten log suddenly gave way, under the unusual strain of my hurried footsteps. The distauce was not fur, and when I fult it golug 1 mode a leap which landed mo on the other shore. ' Scrambling up the bank, I ran along the path as fust as I COUId. "Such reckls traveling was discom forting, if not dangerous, and I was not long in finding it out. The path was not marked very plainly, and I had not gone very far when a projecting limb caught me beneath the chin, and I thought for a minnte that it bad sawed my head off, Still I rushed on, until I ran violently against a tree.nearlv knocking my brains out, hen I came down to a slower and more guarded walk. "Just then I heard a scream in the woods to my right. It rang out on the air with a startling clearness, and I in stantly answered it. " 'Mother has become alarmed,' was my thought, 'and she has come out to look for me.' "It was a great relief to find that I was to have companionship the rest of the way, even though that companion was likely to visit her wrath on ma for uiso beving her. "So I hastened forward, and had not gone fur when the same cry struck my ear, this time sounding muoh closer than before. I answered, and stopped to await my mother s coming. "I don't think I had stood there ten seconds when it suddenly flashod nnon me that the scream which I had heard was made, not by my mother, but by a panther! "My hair fairly rose on end, for my danger was frightful, lue panther had doubtless recognized my call at once, and was rapidly approaching me. He would be upon the very spot where I was standing within the next five minutes. What should I do? "Evidently there was but the one thing that could be done. It was useless to attempt to run away, and so I climbed a tree. "In mr haste and panio-stricken con dition, I forgot that it depended very much upon what sort of tree I climbod that is, whether it was a large or a small one. "The panther liossesses prodigious strength and activity, and I have seen them make leaps since that night which you would pronounco incredible were I to relate them. "I bad gone np about twonty foet, when I suddenly awoke to the fact that I had ascended a sapling, which was al ready bending fearfully low so much so that it threatened to break off entiroly with me. "I saw that would never do, for when the wild beast should appear on the scene which he was sure to do very soon he would have no trouble at all in making a choice supper off me. "It won't take me long to find a better tree," I said to myself, beginning to des cent; 'and I will climb so high that he'll have no chance to get a sight of me ' "I hsd got that far in my musings.and was within a few feot of the ground, whon the panther screamed again no more than fifty yards distant ! "I was thrown into a wild panic, and turning about, went up the tree again, with a precipitancy that came within a hair's-breadth of bringing tho top and myself to the ground. At IU6 same lnsuiut J. ueaiu tun uui- mal cominf stealthily through the wood, and I recall that even in that appaling moment. 1 detected the footsteps of another, in almost an opposite direction and along the path in front. "It thus looked as 11 two nerce pantu era were about to quarrel ns to whioh should have the privilege of first rend ing me to shreds, and I was convinced that my last hour had come. "I crouched down in the sapling at the highest point I could reach without bending over the top, and could only tremble and wait, asking heaven to pro tect mo. "In loss than a minute I distinctly saw the panther, by the few rays of moon light which reached the path, slowly walk along beneath me. He was directly in the path, and when he reached such a position that I would have dropped di rectly upon his back, had i. ion go, 110 gave out that terniying screum uBiu. Nn nnn can describe the frightful blood curdling cry of the beast when heard under such circumstances. I seemed to freeze with affright as I stared down through the partial moonlight and gloom at him. "All at once he stopped, and seemed to be looking around. He must have bus peoted that I was near at hand and was searching for me. As he stood, his head wo a mnrn .listinct than any other portion of the body, and I oould easily detect the glare of the eyes, which were soon turned upward. " 'Does he sea nter was mo ijuctuuu -nwnnir. 'Yes. he does. He is crouching down; he is gathering himself for a spring; hecaneasiiy leap um tance; there is no hope; I must be torn to pieces the next minute' .... "But just then tho other noise which I had noticed a short time before 1 developed itself It was inv brother Jack, who had been 'sent out to "look for me, and who had heard the scream of the panther and my answering cries. "He understood the danger fully, aad hurrying along, speedily placed himself in the best possible position to shoot. "He was close to the panther, and drawing a careful bead, at the very in .,., ti,a lwast was eatbering his mns- cles for one tremendous spring, he sent a bullet directly between the eyes. "The dreaded creature mm wild shriek, made a spasmodic leay, auu "Taking my hand, Jack hurried home with me. Mother was waiting with a good, tongh hickory branch, which she had cut, and when she was through with the whip and me, pieces of the former were strewn all around the room, and Jwk told me, a few day. later, that the outcries in which I indulged on that oc casion far surpassed those made by the panther which I escaped to narrowly. Crinoleta are bustles, with a new name. BY STRATEGY. 'Tli iharw t9 Inva in m. .tntt-fTA is somewhat exhausted ia these lstor days, my dear Helen. Still, if you ao iud niUilj prefer the fostering of aome ancb romantio idea, to accepting a man young, ton thousand a year, I only beg you to mam Imp lan tnn rt mrr.AVA re- the w UJ 1 n uuu WW ww awaavw w tr.Fti'AVat 1.1-s. la .!. liavA natlMkft IIIIIIV1I'1U kUHl JVH uaiiui It In ma. lint vnnn .llfni ftltuf tnaV to sawuj v wiav y wu a va w wummhv And Mrs. Dunham, having dolivorod nerseii of tue aoova sentence, accom tmniail it liv A lrtnff ntl.l tirnfimnil Hiah. What impression the profound wisdom of hj. leiuarks had made was difficult to glean, since only the buck of her listener (n very straight and graceiui uaox oe ohiuirvHil) am visible. She was stundinu beside the window. looking down in the street below. A half shrug of the pretty shoulders indicated that she had heard, at least. Airs. uuu hum could not sumires her imuationco. "You are incorrigible, Helen," she continued. "Do lot me know how you intend to recoive Arthur Rugby, and why yon are so unwilling to aocede to VAn ntiMn'i uriuliAitf' j . u M u m ... TIia vnn n a mil tnrnAil nnw. tvVAnlinir a faco of more than usual loveliness; but tbore was a scarlet nusn upon uer encos, and an ominous light in her eyes, as she at last repuoa: f am link a mnrtA nt mpmllftnillHA she said, "to be bought or sold, simply lAIWUM) mu UJU IUBU umo Mnvu . v xuvw m.v hmil that aertain fumilv interests are to lia hanafltAil liwrnliv. Dnlllitlwui thin plan is as repulsive to Arthur llugby as myself, lie is not in aosoiute neeu 01 mnnnv Tf ha a man. lift would rather work for a womaa whom he loved than live in ease with one forced npon his v. II" "Forced. Helen? You use suoh strong expressions, my ueari nuuimuuer mm vnn an1 vnnp nnnuin have not tnot since , I T I. Al.i you wore children 1 What is to prevont your falling in love with each other? At least, child, look your prettiest to-night, and receive him in your own charming . V Ml I 1 1 Ik Way, and I Will answer lor tue runuu, aa far aa 1m In Rnnnnmed. It is arranged that he is to take yon in to dinner." ........ .. 1 l. "With tue understanding tuai it is tue Amt nf manv ilinnnra whnra we are to be thrown upon each other's socioty a sort of experiment as to the mutual enter Imnnunt nf vliinh each ia eanable. Really, aunty, I don't think the condi tions wilt be inspiring. Ami with a fiuwinntinir little air of disdain tho young girl swept from tho room. "ITa aliall a AA that T am not a nartv to oVU - - I this conspiracy, at any rate," she thought to herself, as a sligut stir in tue oorriuor mi tin,! a Imr door, a few hours later, be tokened the new arrival. "If I fascinate him," and she laughed soornfully, "it will be through no fault of mine." Meantime a young and handsome man, milimi liia fnilot. far dinner, allowed his thoughts to be somewhat similarly occu pied. "Twenty thousand a year, Uncle Beu linn ami a n ifa nf vnnr uhoosinir. or muu, Hui " - - j 1 three thousand and the oharms of bach- elorhood.or at least a free choice. Iteally I believe the latter prospect to be more enticing. I hope the girl does not enter tain any foolish ideas. 11 wouiu maae u embarrassing. "I needn't have feared," he added, mnt..il anmo airtv minuted after the IUUUMUJ , " -J - t nlinva anllliUltlV tliA formal introduction ( lV V uuhiwmj .. having been gone through with, and the third course in order at tue uinner taoiu. "Ul,a haan't anv irlpft llDOn BDV BUbjOCt. Beyond a few remarks on the weather, and the hope that i win nnu tuo suooung good, she has not honored me. Evidently a school girl, unaccustomed to society. Oh, no, Uncle Reuben I a pretty face is not all I desire in a wife." Nor. an the dinner progressed, did he find reason to change his mind. Hm'ia nf all tli a vnminff dances sentbv Mrs. Dunham across the table to her nieco, there was no relaxing of the stiff politeness, so different from the usual gracious demeanor whion inane uer so general a favorite. Thus a week wore away, until the last day appointed for Mr. Rugby's visit had ....'..,1 ftm'tn Viv nwirlnnt. Helen. niiuou, ju.fcv. j f fancying he already had started for the day s shooting, enteroa tue jiururjr, w find him seated there engrossed in writ ing 0 letter. , She would have withdrawn, dui mat, tiia i-uliniT nf her dress, he raised his head and instantly sprang to his feet. "Do not let me disturb you, I beg. I came in search of a book. How happens you are not shooting to-day t r na nrriiinir tn Unole Roulwu." he said; aud then a wave of blood mounted ; his face. . Tin romnmhnrAil that be had lust In- anriKo.i tim wnnU which told him that the fulfillment of his pet ambition was impossible. Uoin vm nnt alow to detect his em barrassment, and divined its cause. Tor the first time the stillness wuicn ciiuruc Ami. Hhfi held out her hand with bewitching frankness, and a little, light laugh. IT- l,oro inn maxnn we shOUldn t 1)6 friends, Cousin Arthur," she said "be cause they wished to foice us into Being lovers against our will ?" "None in the world," he answered catching her fingers in his own strong, warm grasp. "It was an absurd idea was it not? But now that we have broken the ice regarding it, we can nnord to ...t it aa tim ahminl ioke it in reality is. But whon you do select the fortunate man, cousin mine, let ma now, wu promise to officiate as best man on the occasion. 'I will certainly call upon von, n you do not first set me the exumple, she re plied. And, snatching her hanu from iiotnininir crruKD. she ran out of his the o o ' room. "By Jove! as a friend she is not so bad. It was only this idea of matrimony which made her insupportable," thought the young man, again returning to his writing. . , , But somehow the letter totnele Bon bon dragged; the outdoor atmosphere seemed to invite him to its enjoyment. So, thursting away the unfinished page, he sailed forth with lighter heart than he bad known in many days, now that the burden of future possibilities bad been lifted. To-morrow be would be amid new scenes, but at least be could remember Helen, not as an awkward debutante, forced npon his liking, but a girl frank enough to break down the barriers which hitherto had made evea friendship be tween them impossible. To-morrow? How little one knows ot to-morrow. Tossing on his bed in feverish.dehrons pain, Arthur ltngby noted not time, nor reckoned when that morrow, to which he bod looked forward, became to day. He had been in the midst of the enjoy ment of his day's shooting, whon the barrel of the gun he carried burst, seri ously wounding his arm and shoulder. In the dusk of evening he had been borne back, senseless and bleeding, to spend long, weary days and wearier nights of pnin ami wakeful restlessness. How glud Helen was thut all possiblu misconstruction to uny act of kindness shown him hod been dono away with. They so fully understood each other now, so entirely comprehended the mu tual aversion with which thoy regarded the future folly others had wished them to perpetrate, that she might take her placo in the sick-room without one mo ment's check upon her heart's impulse. Therefore it was sho who adjusted the light so that it might never be too strong; it was her bunds which know best how to arrange and cool the heated pillows bo Death bis aching bead; it was her voioo which whilod away the hours of conva lescence, reading to him the books he chose; it was her stop whioh never jarred as it glided to and fro across his chamber; it was her coming he grow to watch for; her going he learned to miss, until the slow weeks glided by, bringing with thorn the returning health and streugth whioh, for the first time in his young life, had been so suddenly stricken from him. But, although now able to loave the house where so long he had been an en forced guest, he still lingered. A full month had elapsed since his ao- eidont, when, one evening, sitting in the library, his unfinished letter to lus Unole Reuben met his eye. He took it up and read it all. Full well he remombered the senti ment of almost aversion which hod filled his breast as ho perused these lines. To what had it given plaoe to day? Never before had ho asked himself the question. It pressed upon him with overwhelming force. Haii he boon blind, that, whon he might have reached out his hand for this most priceless gift, he willfully thrust it to one side? How bare, how empty, how desolate his future life looked, and all because but just here his reverie was cut short. The door oponed, and the blonde head of his cousin was thrust Inquiringly in. "Is aunty here? she asked. "No." he answered: "bnt oome in: I have something to show you," and he held up the letter he had penned. "I wrote this the day that I was hurt. Read it," he said. Wonderingly she took it from him. The room was half in shadow; but, as she gleaned its meaning, the semi-darkness aould not quite conceal the pained flush whioh rose to tho lovely faoe, and the hurt, amazed look whioh grew in the dark eyes. Uer heart gave a great throb of pain, as through its suffering it realized its owu existence; but its an guished cry was stifled, and only a scornful anger was in her tone as at last she spoke. Did you so fail to comprehend me, and the nature of the bond between us, that vou find it necessary to remind me of it thus?" she questioned. "You wrong yourself, ue answereu. "Can vou not understand a man's com mitting so great a folly that he feels he must make confession of it? Helen, you hold my confession in your hands. Oh, tell me, is thore for me no absolution? Can you not forgive my blind arrogance my self-oonooited suioide of my own happiness? Helen you took the smart from my wounds as no one else could do. Will vou not likewise take the smart from my hoarl the heart which has learned to know that you are its sole sov ereign? Darling, those weoks of pain and suffering have been tempered with an exquisite happiness. They have taught me the beauty of a true woman hood. I cannot hope to gain my pearl of great price by this sudden wrong; but in time, Holon, may I not hope to teach you the lesson which came to me untaught, unsought?" The darkness had fallen now, and the , lovely color in hor face was hidden even from his hungry vlow; but the letter to Uncle Reuben bad fluttered to the ground. "Answer me, Helen!" he said, impa tient in his great longing. "Will you never love me?" "Nevor?" she whispered. "Aye, for ever!" and hid her burning cheeks upon his heart. The next mail took to Uncle Reuben a joint lotter, and though he never re ceived the old one. 1 nun ue never rs gretted its loss; though, chuckling over the glad news his old eyes read, he little knew how Cupid bad to resort to gun powder instead of arrows to gain his forced entrance into two stubborn hearts. All the Maine If Yon Think Bo. It is an awkward thing to be absent linded. Tho story is told of a certain hiladolpbia gentleman who discovered iia tn hia rnHt. It so happened the other day that the dining room of the . . r I i m ... full ClUO WUICU lie irequonw wus quun iuu, ,-hen a mun who chanced to jtnow ins !ftrlicnlar failicc came in very hungry. The waiter told the newcomer thore wus room at nresent. Spying our absent- mintlml frinnil cniiifortubl v seated and reading the newspaper, a brilliant idea struck the hungry man. "Has Mr. A. dined voir" ne ques tioned. "No, sir," replied the waiter. "Well, never mind; take him his bill nl tell him ho has had his dinner." ao Tho waiter hesitated a momont, and tlm situation, went over to Mr. A. and handed him his bill. 'What is this for?" quoth the poor fellow. 'For your dinner, sir. 'My dinner ah! have I really had .'t?' 'Yes, sir," rejoined the waiter, in all innocence. Dear me! I had an idea I was wait ing for it. What a curious mistake! And with a contemplative smile Mr. A. sauntered out of the room, leaving his table for the use of the genius who had rrofited by his absent-mindedness. Forney's Progress. Basquea and jackets are still faiaioa j able. 1 Wkat D(e( Aecosipllik. By far the most serious difficulty is the process ot honey collecting by been arises from the extremely minute quan tity of nectar which each flower yields, anil from its being dilute in some case so poor in saccharine matter that it sweetness is not appreciable to the tongue. The strength of the sugary fluid varies in different flowers, and even in the same flower at different times. Con sequently the most direct way of esti mating the yield of honey is to ascertain the actual quantity of sugar in each flower. This can easily be done by chemical methods. If we take a large uumber of (lowers, wash out their nec tar, aud determine the sugur in the solu tion, ve can calculate from the number of flowers used tho average amount of sugar in each flower with the greatest precision. Experiments conducted in this way showod each flower of the fuchsia to oon tain little more than the tenth part ot a Brain of susar. In niouksliood tho amount was ratlior loss than tho tenth of a gram, while in the everlasting pea it was found to bo throe-twentieths of a grain for each flower. In smallor flowers the quantity is proportionately loss. Thus each flower of the little naturalized Amorioan water-blink only contained six-hnndredths of a grain, aud in those minute flowers which grow together in compact masses the amount was still smaller. A raceme, consisting of twenty flowers of the votch, only yielded tlve hundredths of a grain, or little ovor one five hundredth for each floret. One head ot common red clover gave a little over ono-tonth of a grain (exactly 1.24). Now each head of clover ooutaius about sixty distinct flower tubes, each of which must therefore have a portion of sugar not ex oooding the one flve-huudredth of a grain. The proboscis of the boo must consequently be inserted into five hun dred clover tubes before one grain of sugar can bo obtained. Tbcro are 7000 irraius in a pound, so that for every pound of sugar prooured in this way 8,600,000 flower tubes must bo emptied. Honey, howevor, only contains throe-fourths of its weight of dry sugar; so that every pound of honoy is equivalent to more than two and a half millions of clover tulws sucked by hoes. This shows what an amazing amount of labor thoy must perform. Their in dustry would appear to be indispensable to their very existeuoo. These uinounU also reveal to what an extent the visita tion of flowers must go on in the insect world, and help us to understand how it is that flowers are so dependent on in sects for fertilization, so that we can well believe the forms of flowers to have been determined in reference to the insects frequonting them, and thut the oolors of the potuls may serve to attract Insects by way of advertisement, as oolored bills at tract the eyes of busy men. This view of tho uso of color aud odor in flowers mav seem to smaok too much of trade and commorco, nevertheless it is the . . . f . . t n ! view to which science now gives undi vided support. We have so long been aooustomed to look on the beauty of the floral world as if it were exclusively for man's gratification, that it is diluonlt for us to believe that the delicately per fumed and showy petals of the rose or lily should be primarily intendod for the benefit of the plant possessing them. But it must be remotnberod that each organism lives for itself, has its own laws, and does not possess soy organ which is exclusively for the advantage of auother. Good Words. hut She Mnrr In Church. He staid at home and she wont to churoh. After dinnor he askod her: "What was the text, wifo?" n anmntliinir. somewhere in Genera tions; I've forgotten the chapter and '.. w s- . IT! -1. .. L .!..Ui also the vorse. iurs. uigu sui nyuv bofore me with a Mother Hubbard bonnet on. How could I hoar anything when I could not ovon soe the minister? 1 wnn l.ln't have worn such a looking thing to churoh if I'd had to have gone bareheaded. "How do you like the new minister ) Im'a milnmlidi and Kate Darlin w as thore in a Spanish lace cap that never cost a oent less than fifty dollars; nn.1 tlmv ran't nnv their butcbor's bills. and I'd wear cotton luce or go without D7.h ... . .. "Did he sav anything aoout tue new mission fund V" "Xn an 1 tlm Jones cirls wore all riff- ged out in the yollow silks mado over; you would have died laughing to have seen thorn Such taste as thoso girls have; and the minister gave out tht the llnwau anninlv would moet at Bister Jones' residence that old poky place." .... t . l lli I ..I. "It soems that you uiun v near uiuuu of the sermon." Wall I'm mim it's better to eo to church, if you don't hoar the sermon, than to stay at home ana reaa tue u ,.... n.i o Harrvt tlm nmr minister ast' i (i f Huua ' J ' bos a lovely voice; it nearly put me to . It . At. sleep. And did 1 ten you iiios mo ltiches are home irom Europe, iuu mm Mrs. Rich hsd a real camel's hair shawl on, and it didn't look liko anything on ier7" A Imur ailnnoe. durinar which Harry thought of several things, and his wife was busy contemplating tue sny or view, when she suddenlyexclaimed: "TliArnt T knnw I'd forgot to tell you something. Would you behove it, Harry, the fringe on Mrs. Jones parasoi is uu inch deeper than mine, and twice as - - - II .1 A 1.1- ieavy! O, hear! what a worm oi irouum his is." Detroit I'ost and Tribuno. A .ln,.l wm Intuit foncht in Texas be tween Alexander Shott and John Nott. Tt wan rn nmrpfl that Nott was shot aud Shott wus Nott. (If so, it wus better to be Shott than Nott.) Hut it was aitcr wards proved that the shot Shott shot at Nott shot Shott by accident, and the shot Nott shot at Shott past, and so shot him not. Thus the affair resolved ltscii (ntn ita nricin ills elements, snd Shott was shotandNott was not. f Exchange Our opinion of duelling loads ns to regard it as unfortunate if both parties are not i.nt ami tliia oaM la very satisfactory. for it is clearly shown that Shott shot Shett and tt shot not. It i private life that governs the ri.A ornrlil talks much of power world. ful sovereigns and great ministers, and if being talked about made one power ful they would be irresistible; but the ia in mnra ns ar talked about the less powerful you r.-Lord Bea- oonsneid. Aitbropoloij ia Fraioe. After 18.7), Brooa pursued a double purjiose. Without neglecting any of bis manifold medical duties, he undertook the considerable task of founding a new society, and almost a new science. Th inoidonta which led to this step date from 1817, when Brooa, as medical assistant, was appointed tor the study of the bones, npon a special commission charged with making a report on the excavations in the rhnrch of the Celestins. In prepar ing to draw np his report', fie was led to read the works in which oraniology was discussed ; and thenceforth, although his competitions d rew bira to different studies ho continued to read with a lively inter est tho books, then rare, which treated of man and the human races. Ihe ethnol ogy of the day tendod to contract its pro gramme around the then overshadowing question of monogeny or polygeny, and the Ethnological Socioty of Paris had so exhausted itself with the reiteration of its narrow dobatos that it haii ceased to meet in 1H48. Ten years afterward, Broca, having brought ont eortain foots in hybridity, desired to communicate them to the Society of Biology. He had not foreseen the pusillanimity of sorooof his colleagues. Some of his positions wore contradictory ot the dootrine ot the monogoniBts, and Bayer, president of the socioty, alarmed at the views con tained in it, asktd Brooa to withold bis communications on the subjoct. He ac cordingly sought another channel for the publication of his memoir. This inoidont, which greatly disturbed the Biological Society, suggested the necessity of founding a new sooioty, in whioh questions rotating to mankind could be given free scope. Tho project had to make its way against difficulties. Broca wanted to obtain twenty members, but, after a whole year of effort, he had to begin with nineteen. Then there was trouble in gutting an authorisation for the meeting of the sooioty. The Govern ment oflloers were afraid of its name, ap prehending that the strange word "an thropology" might cover some political or social scheme. Finally, the prefect of the police, judging that a meeting of one short of twenty persons did not require special authorization, gave Broca per mission to maet with his friends, on con dition that he should be personally re sponsible for all that might be said against society, religion, cr the Government, and that an agent of police should always be present in citizon's dress to see that no harm was done. Brooa, Bays M. . W. ' Brabrock, of the Anthropological Insti tute, "liked to tell an smusing anecdote on the subject of this supervision: The police ofllcer acquitted himself ot his mission with so great regularity, and had got so mnch the habit of flitting among the members, that he sec mod soon to have forgotten thut he was there in a special capacity. Wishing one day to be able to take a holiday with a clear con science, he approached the ofticors with an amiable smile, and addressed Brooa: 'There will be nothing interesting to-day, I suppose ? May I go?' 'No, no, my friend,' Broca immediately replied, 'you mnat not go for a walk; sit down snd earn your par.' He returned to his plaoe very unwillingly, and never after ventured to ask a holiday from those he was set to look after." Fifty Acres Enough. The Keota (Iowa) Eagle has at last found a Western man who is satisfied with a fifty-acre farm. His name is Ar tomus Fisher, and he lives one mile and a-half south of Keota. . The Eagle tells the story ot his management, and of his success as follows: He koeps a team ot horses, three first olass cows, and a nice little drove of the bcBt hogs. He milks his cows for the creamery, aud thoy made him nearly 8200 last yoar. Will, perhaps, do hotter this yoar. He will sell $500 worth of hogs this yoar, and have 30 stackers to koop over. He has $200 worth ot flax seed to soil; has an abundanoo of bay snd grain to keep his stock in first-class oondition during the coming winter. He keeps everything in applopie order about his farm; his cows revel in clover np to their eyos; ho attends to feeding, water ing and milking as regu larly as the dock strikes; hence he gots the best results with the least possible feed. He koops his stock under cover in the winter, and never allows any animal to shiver in the fonoe cor ners. He has a barn that is a modol of convenionoe and economy. It is snow proof, and as warm as the old style kitohen. He has a first-class selection of fruit not a largo orchard, but a ohoios selection of the varioties that thrive and bear the best in this locality. Everything about the farm bears marks of intolli gence, thrift and eoonomy. Besidoa making a living for himself and the "old lady," he will soil at least $800 worth ot stuff of his fifty acres this year, and not be exoeoding formor years either. Thore is no rush or hnrry about this modol farm. Everything goes off quietly and regularly. The expenses are very small and the gains sure. Bounced at last. - The lady correspondent, or, rather, iusnion anu souioij whwi, u inu.. nont Variaion mnrninff tinner, ffot walked out of the Elysee on the marriage day of nine, urevy in tue iuov uuiuij mu aer, she having intruded uninvited upon tl.n frnaata nf the weddinff. This ladv. g.SUU. " " , - who is a sort of newspaper Ouida, has a very peculiar but simple motnoa oi oo t.M.iiniT lir information respecting the entertainments and toilets of the gay world. Whenever any specially supere ball or soiree is to be given, she writes to the hostess and requests an invitation. If the invitation bo forthcoming she writes up the party, and its guests, and its giver. If it bo not accorded she writes them all down. Mrs. Mackay, for in stance, refused to invite her to her grand hall last year, and for months this vivacious dnme never published an arti cle that did not contain some offensive, allusions to Mrs. Mackay's dress or her diamonds, or to hor entertainments. Bnt she is always vory bitter against Ameri cans in general, being highly royalist and ultramontane in her political tenden cies, and extremely aristooratio in a social point of view. She used to write most ferocious articles respecting Ameri csns in Paris during the latter days of the empire. An old maid says its bad enough for men to marry without fools of women imitating them.