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Leaving Tort The great steamship City of Brussels lies at the Inman wharf, New York, -with jlags flying and black smoke lazily roll log from Ler two funnels. It is now noon, and the rails at throe o'clock. " - . Big baggage Tans stand at tbe different gangways unloading baggage, which is checked off by a good-natured fat man in white cap. The lost loads of freight re being put on, and the baggage not wanted is stored in the hold and the trunks that will be required are being piled upon deck, and marked with the number of the stateroom to which they are to be sent. The passenger from Iowa is on board. He has been frightenod for the past week less he miss the boat and he has been leaning over the rail smoking since eight o'clock this morning. A man with camp stools and steamer chairs takes bis place at the entrance to the building that covers the wharf, while two others more privileged come with their wares to the gangway where the sa loon passengers got on board. A steamer chair is an adjustable ar rangement of oak and cane, and has an adjustable arrangement on which to place jour foot. If you buy them downtown they will cost you $1.75 to $2, and they will be sent to the steamer without extra cost, bat if you purchase them on the dock they will oost you $3 at least, and 45 if you have a lady with you. The The chairmen are sharpers, who onght to le sat down on instead of the chairs. Mountains of trunks and boxes are be ing whirled up in the air by machinery and lowered into tho hold. Steerage passengers are buying tin plates and knives and forks from a forbidding old woman near the street, and aro going up their gangway to the forward part of tho .steamer. Here comes an immense dray with' trunks by the dozen. They belong to part of Mapleson's opera company, who are going over, having made all the money out of America that is at present get-at-able. Now comes a coupe, and two more passengers join the one from Iowa. , "If von want to see the flowers," says a man belonging to the ship, "you had better go below before the orowd comes." I am not going to betray my ignorance 'by asking ''What flowers?" but go down to the saloon. Tbe air is heavy with perfume. The stewards are busily ar janging the floral tributes; and, although there are eight long tables, there is hardly room for the mosses of color that have been sent on board and that are constantly arriving. Anchors are a favorite device. Horseshoes come next, and baskets of every design are numer ous. To each is attached a card, and tho .growing number of visitors walks up and -down, reading the cards and making comments on the flowers. One handsome young lady on the arm -of a languid swell is very enthusiastio while he is a trifle indifferent. "Oh, it is just quite too perfectly .lovely for anythingl" she exclaims. "It s just like a nice sweet funeral." "Same thing," says the languid swell. "'Tributes to departed friends you know." I thought the young fellow was not such a fool as he looked. Now the cabin is crowded to suffoca tion and more are coming down the atairs. This with the heavy perfume of the flowers makes it a good place to get out of. There is some difficulty in squeezing up the stairs. How the scene is changed since we went down! The decks are teeming with .hurrying human beings. The carriages on the wharf form a procession reaching far out in the street, police are keeping them in line, and keeping bock the intra aive drays and express wagons; the steam is roaring from the side of tbe steamer, the smoke is blacker than the funnels, and the officers at the foot of the gang way are busily tearing in two the passen ger tickets offered to tnem. "I beg your pardon,'' said a a traveled look about him; "b man with 'but are you going over? "I am if the steamer does." "Have you anyone to see you off?" "My friends have already indulged in that pleasure." "Then, as you have nothing to do, would yon do me the great favor of let ting me bid you good-bye at the other end of the pier?" "I haven't the slightest objection, ex cept that I don't like to act like a fool more than is striotly necessary." "Oh. it isn't that, I assure yon," re plied the man earnestly, "but you see I neglected to get a steamer chair for my wife when I was up town, and I want the beggar to think I'm not going 1 11 explain afterwards-if you'll be as kind an tn noma " So I followed him down on the pier and out to the entrance, where the chair men were trying to sell their merchan disetoall in-going people. Just there he put his hand over my shoulder, and witb his other hand grasped mine. "Good.bye, Brown, old boy; safe voy age. Remember me to the folks over there, and write the moment yon ar rive." His voice was husky with emo--tinn ni liia vM were dim at the thought of parting with me. Suddenly lm lnnk1 at his watch and cried ""Boat'll be off in a minute; good-bye, sood-bye." 1 turned and went to the boat. Before I reached the gangway be slappeu,me on the shoulder. He had a folded chair un der his arm. "T rnt it. Tie thonght I wasn t going, but merely wished to present the chair to you, and knowing the precarious na ture of friendship, sold me the chair for $2, although he asked $8 from the old man who went in while we were bidding good-bye. I don't mind the money, you know, but I hate to be taken in by such fellows. Have a cigar; The deck of the steamer is now orownAd: the region below is seething. Many are crying, some in little groups taking leave of each other, while the great mass is surging to and fro, talking aartA tan rr I T fT Clang! Clonk! goes a bell, and the crowds below come nnrrying op, uu crowds on deck do not mind tbe warning sound. People still stream on and ofl tha nnraM ftlthonch two men in navy bin with "fMtr of Brussels" on their caps, stand ready to hoist away the gang way. . The steam roars through the Inuw nina and anxious men and women are looking after luggage and friends. Bang, be'ngl Bang, bang! goes the second bell, and a big burly officer is shouting: , "All ashore!" The captain, in his uniform, is on the bridge forr'd, and the man in plain over coat and Derby is the pilot who is to take ns beyond Sandy Hook. Another officer stands ou the bridge astern, and the streaming crowd is now pausing down the gangways. It is the ebb.of the tide. Clang, clang, clang, peremptorily rings the last bell. The great hawsers are flung off by stalwart sailors from the pier. The harsh, deep, deafening sound of the whistle now sounds in the air. "Lost man ashore, sir." Up goes the gangway, and the passen gers press to the side of the vessel, the crowd on shore occupying the whole end of the pier, and with handkerchiefs tied to parasols and canes, are waiving and shouting to people on board the great black, slowly moving hulk that is back ing from the wharf in a deliberate, pon derous fashion. A littlo, impudent, snorting tug spurts up before us and presses its nose against the side of the steamer aft, struggling to turn the stern up the river. A dull throb, throb, vibrates under foot. A throb that will not cease till we sight the old world. It is the hoart beat of the great vessel the quiver of life. Whilo it goos on we are safo if it ceases for a moment in the night time we will awake; if in the day-time, it will spread terror then hero's to the continuance of the pulse beat of the steamship. The crowd on shore is now dim! We are almost over at the Jersey coast, but the persistent little tug, has. turnod us round, the prow is toward the sea and the steamship "City of Brussels" starts on her eighty-second voyage from New York. 1 Detroit Free Press. A Smart Traveler. On the way to Terre Haute, a traveler with the air andappearanoe of a man who knew it all approached the fat passenger and said, in the shocked tones of a man of fine feelings: "Wasn't it dreadful?" "I should say it was," the fat passen ger replied. "Did you hear about it?" the traveler continued more impressively than ever.. "I saw it," the fat passenger replied, even more impressively. There was an awkward silence of sev eral minutes between them, and the traveler went'back to the seat with a discouraged expression. Presently he came forward and approaohed the tall, thin passenger. "Sir," he said, "did you know that they were taking up, a collection for his family?" "I should pause to Hesitate, said tne tall, thin passenger. "I headed the list with a ten-dollar bill myself." The smart traveler's oonntenance drop ped, but he spoke still hopefully: "Ah, you heard of the sad ciroum stance then?" "Heard of it?" exclaimed the toll, thin passenger, "1 was mixed up in it all the way through." Tho smart traveler sighed and once more resumed his seat. His face brigh tened up after awhile, and he came to the front once more, laying his hand softly on the arm of the sad passenger. "Sir," he said, "did you know the train ran over a man at the lost station?" "He was my only brother," said the sad passenger, in a hushed murmur. And then he bent his head forward and covered his faoe 'with his hands. The smart traveler looked really dis tressed, but he rallied by and by, and in a last determined effort, he ap proaohed the man on the wood-box. As suming as expression of she most in tense horror, he said: "Pitiful heaven! I am faint with fear and horror yet ! Did you know the train struck a man on that bridge and tore him to pieces?" The man on the wood-box leaned for ward, shaded his month with his hand, and said, in a trilling whisper that went down the oar : "Sh! Don't give it away. I am that man!" It seemed to be about time to close the lodge. Eccentric Bequests. 1 MannhnntAF ladV benueaths a SUr- geon 25,000, on condition that he should claim her body and emDaim it, ana "that he should once in every year look nnnn liar tiwa two witnesses being pres ent." Another lady, of an economical turn of mind, desires that n sne suouia die away from Branksome, her remains, after being placed in a coffin, should be inclosed in a plain deal box, and con veyed by goods train to Poole. "Let no mention," she states, "be made of the nnntanta aa the. conveyance will not then be charged more for than an ordinary package." A French traveler, recently deceased, desired to be buried in a large leather trunk to which ne was aiucnea, as it "had gone round the world with tlm pr-" &nd tnEncrlish clertrv man an A Jnatica of the Peace, who at the age of 83, had married a girl of 13, desired to be burned in an old cnestne had selected for the purpose. Tastes Aiffar in thn matter of burial. One man wishes to be interred with the bed on which he has been lying; another desired to be buried far from tne naunts oi men, "natnrA mav smile noon his re mains;" and a third bequeaths his corpse for dissection, after which it is to oe put ami thrown into the Thames. One man does not wish to be buried at all, but gives his body to the Imperial Gas Company, to be consumed to ashes nf their retorts, adding that hnnl.l thn annerstition of the times pre vent the fulfillment of his bequest, his executors may place his remains iu St. .Tnhti'a Wood Cemetery, "to assist in nAUAtl inrv tha liw-intr in that neighbor hood." A person may approve himself of cremation, but it is a little hard when he requires his relatives to approve of it also. xne spectator, fUlve for Frost Bites. Six onnces of nnttnn follow, aii ounces of lard, one ounce of Venice turpentine, one-half ounce of oil of bergamot, one-half once of Armenian nibbed to a paste with good Mi oil. ileal tne mutton taiiow auu mtin an iron vessel, stirring con stantly with an iron spoon, until the KMoraaa perfectly black. then add the other ingredients, stirring until well mixed. Apply upon unen. Mr. Ipoopeiayke. "Say. my dear." said Mr. Spoopendyke, with a social sort of a grin, "how would yon like to go fishing?'1 "Wouldn't that be perfectly lovely!" squealed Mrs. Spoopendyke. "I pever was fishing in my Ufa, and I always did want to try it anyway. Where can we go?" " well, mere are lots oi places around. Brooklyn. Last summer I saw boys catch a good many fish off the dock at the foot of State street. We might go there." "Just the place, conceded Mrs.Spoop- endyke. "Perhaps we can catch some sardines. I'll bet a spool of thread I get the first shad!" and in her glee Mrs. Spoopendyke waltzed across the room and back again. Mr. Spoopendyke smiled pleasantly upon bis wue, and started out into the yard near by to get some worms, while Mrs. Soopendyke rigged herself up for the pending excursion, "Got any fish sticks?" she asked, as Mr. Spoopendyke returned, rather warm from bis exercise. 'I've got somo fishing rods, if that s what you mean," responded Mr. Spoop endyke, "but I could only find four worms. 'Can't we break 'cm in two?" inquired Mrs. Spoopendyke. 'Could if we Had a buzz saw, gruntod Mr. Spoopendyke. "Come along if you're coming' and thoroughly equip ped for tne expedition, Mr. and Mrs. Spoopendyke set out for the State street pier. "Uow long botore tiioy dim asxeu Mrs. Sooopondvke. hoisting her hook out of the water,and examining the point of a worm hor husband had impaled thereon. "They'll probably bite at that as soon as they can borrow a step-ladder," re torted Mr. Spoopendyke, eyeing the dangling hook. "If you calculate to get any fish, you d better let that thing down in the water." 'Oh!" said Mrs. Spoopendyke, drop- ing the hook. "Do you think I could catch a goldfish?" she inquired after a pause. "Ili! hold on! There, I lost him!" ejaculated Mr. Spoopendyke, firing his hook up toward tne Heights. "So did I!" chimed Mrs. Spoopendyke as she fell over backward and suot her sinker into Mr. Spoopendyke's ear. "I declare, we both lost him. 'What ye doing? demanded Mr. Spoopendyke. "What did ye lose? When I'm pulling in fish, you just sit still, will ye? Think my head's a fish pond? Drop it, I toll ye! drop it in the water. There! Now sit still and fish. Another time I'm pulling in a Spanish mackerel, you lot things alone. You made me lose that fish. "You ought to haveosught him, said Mrs. Spoopendyke, "You fished splen- U1U1J llll 144444. "I understand the business, rejoined Mr. Spoopendyke, somewhat mollified. "You see he didn't even get the bait.big as he was." 1 "I'm glad of that, because we ve only got three worms left. How Id like to catch an oyster! Do you know" "Hist' Sh-li-hl yuiet, nowl l vegot him! See me play him! Now, I'll fetch him!" and Mr. Spoopendyke reeled in until he landed an oil boot. "I didn't know that fish had burrs on, like a chestnut," said Mrs Spoopendyke quivering with exoitement. "Crack him and let's see what he is." "Crack vour grandmother" snorted Mr. Spoopendyke, shieing the boot up the pier. "He wasn't good 'to eat, any way. I'll get something" "What's the matter with my stick? Let go you nasty thing! Here's another. Quick K "Pull him in, can't ye? You've got a bite. Hani up!" oried Mr Spoopendyke, trying to untangle himself from his line and help his wife. "Lift him out of the water." Ha won't let me." saueaked Mrs, Spoopendyke, holding both arms out at full length. "Take him off! Scat! Go 'wav von monster. "Lift your pole straight np in the air!" shouted Mr. Spoopendyke. "Hoist the dod-casted thine right' up!' Mrs. Spoopendyke exerted herself and disclosed an eel, dangling. "It s a rattlesnake!" she yelled. "Von i co near him! Fire! fire! murder! police! police-e-e!" "Hold your yawp, win yer uawiuu Mr. Spoopendyke. "Get him over the dock so I can catch him ! What ye hold ing him out there for? Waiting for him to dry? Stick that pole straight up in he air, l tell yer Mra. SDOopendvke threw the pole over her shoulder, and flopped the eel into Mr. Spoopendyke's oonntenance. Dod-gaat tbe measly eeu ne nowieu, .... . .111. 1 41.-4 as be spit It ont. oiop waving ui alum-basted lightning-rod like a flag, will ye? Hold it still, I say! Think you're a tree?" . "Don't touch him! Throw him over board! He'll sting you to death! gur gled Mrs. Siooendyke, and, forgetting that the pole still exercised an influence over the eel, she gave it a jerk, and it slipped through Mr. Spoopendyke s tin gers. That gentleman made a spring for it, and swashed into tbe water. "Hen! blab! baa! waggle, glu, bio, ga, gaggle!" sputtered Mr. Spoopendyke, as some lightermen fished him out. "Did you catch cold, dear?" inquired Mrs. Spoopendyke, with solicitude, as they made thoir way borne. "If I did, I landed it," growled Mr, Spoopendyke, blowing mud like the hanat of a tntr. "Anvwav. I caught an eel. didn't I?" asked Mrs. Spoopendyke, carrying out tbe woman' idea of comfortipg a man with the only thing he don't want to hear about. "Oh! you caught it!" ripped out Mr Rnoonendvke. "You're a fish woman, you are. All you want now is some glass sides and some bubbles running through you to be an aqurium! Another time we both go fishing, you stay home! You bear? And with this novel mathematical Bug gestion. Mr. Spoopendyke hunted him self to his domioile, and took a mm sweat Brooklyn Eagle. Senator Bnrnside is one of the great est dinner givers in Washington. He entertains like a Prince. He has bis mn arranta and cook retained since bis army days. The butter and vegeta bles that he uses are raised on the bene- tor's farm in Rhode Island. How te rrevrnt Drownlig. A writer in Nature says: I wish to show how drowning might, under ordinary circumstances.be avoided even in the caae of persons otherwise wholly ignorant nf wliat in t.lU.I tlm nrt nf awimmintr. The numorou frightful casualties render every working suggestion oi importance, and that which 1 bore oflur I venture to think is entirely available: When one of the inferior animals takes the water, falls, or is thrown in, it in stantly begins to walk as it doea when out of water. Bnt when a men who can not "swim" fulls into the water.he makes a few spasmodic struggles, throws up his arms and drowns. The brute, on the other band, treads water, remains on the surface, and is virtually insubmergible. Tn ni.lnr than tsh Aatiwl HrOWninov it ia only necessary to do as the brute does, and that is to tread or waia tue water. The brute has no advantage in regard of OlS weiglll, in respect ui iu wuicr, uvur man, sud yet the man perishes' while the brute lives. Nevertheless, any man, wnman a, Miil.l mhn nun - walk An tlln land may also walk in the water just as readily as me amnioi uoes, il oniy he will, and that without any prior in atrmitinn np drilling whatever. Throw a dog into the water, and he treads and walks instantly, and mere is no linagi niihla riuiinn wIit a human bflifig. under like circunistaucoB, should not do as the dog does. The brute indoed walks in the water instinctively, whereas the man has to be told. The igooranoe ot so simple a pos sibility, namely, the possibility or tread ing water, strikes me as one of the most singular things in, tho history of man, and speaks very little lmteoa lor on in telligence, lie is, in foot, as ignorant on ilia auhlnnt a o. nnw.hnrn babe. Per haps something in to be ascribed to tho vague moaning wnicu is aiutuuou to tue word "swim." When a man swims it moans one thing, when a dog swims it means another and qnite different act. The dog is wholly incapable of swimming iha man awima. but nothing ia more certain than that a man is capable of swimming, ana on tne insiant, too, as a dog swims, without any previous train ing nr instruction, and that bv so doing. without any foar or hesitanoy, he will be just as safe in the water as tue uog is. Tha hrnta in the water continues to go on all fours, and the man whe wishes to save his Hie and cannot oinerwise swim, must do so too, striking alternately, ouo, tn nna two hnt without hurrv or pre cipitation, with hand and foot exactly as the brute does, w ueiuer ne oe proyiuou with naw or hoof .the brute swims with the greatest ease and buoyancy. The human being, if be will, can ao so too, witn me immense advantage ot having a paddle fnvmiul hand and of being able to rest himself when tired, by floating, a thing of which tbe annual nos no conception. Men and anlnals are able to sustain themselves for long 'distances in tbe wa ter, and would do ao much oftenerwere they not incapacitated, in regard to the former, at least, bv sheer terror, as well as complete ignorance of their real PowerB: , The 10SS 01 11IO) irom suipwreua., uuv- ina- whine akaiint. fishing and acci- dental immersion is so disastrously great a that every teatiDie procedure oaiouiateu n ..rt it nmrht tn he had recourse to. People will not consent to wear life pre- taiiviiHi hni if II1HT odit uuw ilui iu their own limbs, properly usea, tuey - - -- J . nAaansaiui x nn m nuK Hiiiiuriii s, inn innnrji ijvueunauu wow - j vers, tbey would most likely avail them- uWm nr thnm. 'rim nrintea injunction .Ul.l 1 ni.lo.1 nnnn all hnat linilHAB. DUVU1U W uwivu uj'w" - i on every boat, at every bathing place and in every sonooi. -ireaa water wuu you find yourself out of your depth," is ... . . 1 1 -..1.1 all that need oe saiu, uuiubb, w auu, "Float when you are tired." Every one, -ixUaT aora r aax. or however in- onmWd with clothing, might tread wa ter with at least as muoh facility, even in a breaking sea, as a lour-iooteu animai does. The position oi a person woo tniit, inp ia in other reauecta very much safer and better than is the sprawl- .... 1 ing attitude wmon we assume m urui nirf awimmintr. And then the beauty of it is that we can tread water without any preliminary teaching, whereas, to "swim" involves time snd pains, entails larahln fatigue and ia very seldom adequately acquired after all. The In dians on the Missouri river, when tuey have occasion to traverse that impetuous atrAam in variably tread water just as the dog treads it. Young persons of both sexos, of the natives of Joanna, an island on the ooast of Madagascar, walk the water, carrying fruit and vegeta' tinn tn all ma becalmed, or it may be lying to, in the oiling Hnma Crooinen. whose Mum nnant Worn mv eves in tbe sea L I .!.. -.H,n,l l,a way on tue uuanv- ui a.i.ua, ilir tn tlm aa.fn keening of their lives. with the utmost facility, and I witnessed negro children on other occasions aoing so at a very tender age. At Madras, ....I.!.. 4I.!. s.r.t..itiinif V mnflHAntTAra wbwuiuu tuvj.i 1 r ' with letters seou red in oilskin cap,plucge into the boiling surf and make their war, treading the water to tbe vessels outside via Wtl tr an in whinh an European lrU4UUg. VU - ' A . boat will not live Atttieuapeoi voou Hope men used to proceed to the vessels in ihA nfflnir thro ii ah the mountain bil lows, treading the water as they went with the utmost seouruy. adu here, on our' own shores, and amid mnnth watpra. man. women and children - . . ' .. " . .. 1 4 perish like flics annually, when a little properly directed enorv-treauiDB mo water as I have said would haply snfllce to rescue them every ono. 1 Kunwrun TVnvnurHT A Connect! cut man has invented a breech-loading ... l 1 3 pipe which can beaiscnargoa ana re v. ii.l nil wirhnnt being relighted, and ui a vaat amount of time and matches and vexation of spirit. The inventor calculates thst the average smoker fills bis pipe twelve times a day, averaging minnfoa Aah time eanaing a loss of seventy-two minutes per day, or eight hours and tweniy-iour minutes yoi wank, or aiehtoen davs. four hours and forty-eight minutes por year. At this rate, a pirson wno smoj.es lor mij jo will waste nearly three of them in load ing and unloading his wipe. The inven tor estimated the number of pipe- smokers in this country at l.OlW.ow, and tiiataai-h ninjklitrhtiniT Monirea an aver age expenditure of fourteen matches, which is eoual to the destrnction of 56, 490,000,000 matches per annum. Next to love, sympathy is the divinest passion oi the bumia neart. 0a llsndred Millions. The mines of Fachna, Mexico, have been operated for more than three cen turies, and by a succession of different races. For nearly half a century post, a colony of miners from Cornwall, England, have been working here, and the most noteworthy of all the instances of poor men striking it rich is that of tbe Sauta Gertrudis mine, which is now "in bonsnza." It bad been successively worked and abandoned years and years ago, and was "pronounced" or taken to work by a Cornishman who has just died. Forming a small company in 1877, he commenced aotive work. After it was proven that the mine was paying he sold ont his share nine-twenty-flfths for $15,000. Since then one twenty-fifth has sold for $80,000, the present price per bana or share. This 1 3 ' 4 .t.-4 ...i,. o7n imm WOU1U KIT" UV VUBI lWfliV,wv IVI wu he get but $15,000. The mine has been in hnniinxo." now fur throe voars. and i yielding about 3000 cargas of 300 pounds earu oi meiai weoaty. anu gives a vitur profit of $1000 per day. From June, 1877 to March 1881, the mine produced $2,800,000, and declared thirty-two divi dends of $'.0,000 eaoh-$W0,000. In Juno 1877 there was but ono shaft of sixty varas. (A vara is a little less than a yard). Now the deepost shaft is 170 yards. Thero ia a powerful pumping aLd hoisting engine, many large build ings, and an tne appurtenances oi a uuuo in this section, all paid for. With all this oront. present and prospecuve,aii tue ore obtained bore is sent to be reduced to Regia, a distance of seven leagues. This mine, which is located less than two milos from the center of Paohua, is owned prinoipslly by men who were poor ot the time they commenced to work it. Thore are, it is said, two distinct lodes, run ning parallel and loss than fifty yards of each other. At first the vein worked was only a vara wido but as thoy went down they found a cavern niiea wuu moiamo alith" twnntr-fonr feet wide. They were compelled to timber around a greut deal fM. 4i.A salA nf Annnnmv 'taking ont IV! .UU own. ' D enough to meet current expenses. What remained was "black sulpherets, which exnuniOU giouuies oi uamo nuTQi nucu AxnnaAil tn flm." One can trace the sil ver lode as it crops out above the kurface and runs diagonally across tue nuis; ana if appearances are goou lor anytuwg, the two new mines of Dr. Skilton, the Santa Tomas el Nuevo and the Santa Catarina, to the west ot Santa Gertrudis, am riirht in tha silver track. These are at present operated by the old-fashionod Mexioan mode, tne meiai oeiug urougut nn In hnllnnk akins bv long rOPOS Of maguey fibre wound about a large drum operated by mules or horses. Thewholo UlStriUt aUUULUIS IU uiviuivhiuv idkuiu., . i - i : . .' but none more so man tiieuo priomive mines. One hundred million uouars. taken from one mine in thirty years! This is the amount declared on good authority to have been extracted from the Bosati mine since it was started in 1850, and the books show that there bos been paid $500,000 per share in divi dends. Mr. henurs on the Indian Probbm. Mr. Schnra contributes to the North Amerioan Iteview an article on the as pects of the Indian problem which will nntnrallv moAivA miieh attention on ao- oount of the late ollloial relations of the author to that problem. Xbe wnoie ar gument of the essay is near the conclu sion nf it. summed no as follows: 1. Tbe greatest danger nangmg over tbe Indian race arises from tne loci mat. with thnir larcra and valuable territorial possessions which are lying waste, tbey sianu ja tue way oi wu i uiuiuu 1 l'll, iU..lnnmnnt nf thAAnnntrV. 2. A rational Indian policy will make it its principal object to avert that dan ger from the red men oy aowgwuat win ha tnnat hnnnfli'ial to ttiom as Well SS to A1A vrliitA nuili lnainnl hv harmoniz V44V um 'J , J ina thA hainta. ooonDSiions ana intereava of the Indians with that "development nf tli Mnitntrv " 3. To accomplish this object it is of pressing necessity to get me vinuians to rnrlr in adnnatu thnir vouth of both sexes, to make them small proprietors of land with tue rignt oi ino.ivio.uai uwuor- Kim tinlnv Mm nrntiifltinn nf tha law. and rt KtAnixn tham tn malt a that nart of their lands which they do not need for cum- W II1UUUV .MVM. w . . - " vatinn nroHta iia to memseives ia me nnlv Tinaaibla wav bv Selling it St a lust rate of compensation, thus opening it to general settlement ana entorpriso. Why Ostrlclies Eat Stones. An natriflhfl'a diirostion is sided by stones or pebbles, whioh the bird puts intn it atomaoh to grind the food it has eaten. This habit is brought out by tne following narrative told in Forest and Stream, of a visitor's experience, while at an ostrich farm in South Africa: The first familiarity one oi them yen tures to take is to make a snap at our nook. We give him a slap and stand back. . "Oh, he s only after your breastpin says the farmer; "I forget to tell you to leop your jowcirj vu v Thia ia DH.il v amoved, but the in quisitive bird makes a peck at the top button of my coat, and when I find at last that be does not seem to be very strong in the beak, and that this is not his weapon of offense, 1 let mm continue the operation, rr .a auk wh these birds have a pas sion for buttons and studs, and bright thinoa rAnara.llT. including ' iack-knivOS. the farmer replies that they aro in tbe habit of eating pobbies ana stones to belp digestion Dy me trituration ui men food. Tha harrlnr tha intone the bettor, and it is probable they associate brightness with hardness. nmuiw JouBHiLiBsi. Everv German town of any size has three or four little innrnaia ail fiviiit7 snaaiTtm. M iaicla mXQ CX oellent papers in every respect, except that they look like badly printed hand bills, and have very time news auu uu xlitnriala worth sneaking of. An excep tion to these in Bavaria is tbe Allgemeine - . . a f 1 Zeitung, of Ansburg, wblob ia 01a ana immensely respectable, and is, peihsps, for extent 01 correspondence ana ipieu' didlv written editorials on a great vari ACT OI UJDICa. V1CV4JCU WT UU J"I44 U4 " Europe except tbe London Times. It o-ivfta ont two editions daily, and it has .11 tha tAlnaranhie news. It is absurdly old grsnnyish, and is malevolent in iu protended conservatism and impartiality. Yet it circulates over forty thousand copies, and goes all ever Oermany. - ABOUT TBE WOMB". It is dangerous to ask a woman idle questions when she is adding np a gro cery bill. . The marriage of Miss Minnie Evarta to Mr. Tweed will take place early in June, aooording to tho arrangements made before the departure of ex-Secretary and Mrs. Evarta for Paris. The wedding will be a quiet one, at the family home in Vermont. Mr. EvarU is now preparing his answer, "Who giveth this woman away?" . Since the Empress Eugenie's time there have been no recognized loaders of fashion in Paris, and comely and con venient styles of dress remain longer in vogue than formorly. This has affected San Franoisoo, too. There are several women thore woaring last year's dresses made over. Their husbands, however, have a chronio look of sadness. Brooklyn and New York ladies are con tinually seen crossing the temporary foot bridge that leads over the towers of the structure destined to unite New York and Brooklyn. It is also said that there are many male philanthropists who stand at eithor end wlion they ascend and de scond, foaring aooidents. The lace clocked ones are said to be tho most pop ular. A little girl at school read this: "The widow livod on a limbacy left her by a rolative." "What did you call that word?" askod tho toachor; "the word is leuaoy. not limbaoy." "But," said the little girl, "my sister says I must say limb, not leg." mere was a can r ran cisco girl alllioted with this painful dis ease. She sloops neath tbe weeping willows now. writnr fnr tliA fllaatrow News SSVS that the mania for slender figures is to do laid at the door of fashion magazines. where the human figure is invariably represented ontirely out of proportion. This might be expected of a Scotchman, i nii i i that jxuj lurumm KIIA uuulu 44144 it is due to the foot that the present gen eration is not so tall as the last. The young men's arms are shorter. Tttirorlnra hrnka intn tha house of a tnrrillA nol nld maid the Other night. and, just as they approaohed her conoh, tho woman, wno was areaming sue was being proposod to by a handsome young man. rose up in the bod and exolaimed: "les, love, 1 will marry you. mi frightened burglars sprang thirty foot thrnnrrh tlm wimlnw-aanli and never stopped until fifteen miles from town. 1 Vawnnrt ImIIa Inft her bathing shoes hanging out of her hotel window to dry, and the next day the local paper an nounced "that suoh a hotel had put up new awnings of an antique design." Something like it happened at tbe Hotel del Monte the other day. An Oakland girl left bers outside the oatn-nouse, anu two of tho ingenious children put to sea in one of them. . xney wore never seea again. - A Clood Joke 00 a Lawjef. . "-in linnnat flarman laborer Was Passing along the street a day or two ago, when a .moll aw ninliad ont of a vara and bit him on the leg, tearing his pants and leaving the print of his teeth in the calf. Tho Gorman hastened to a lawyer's office and asked the barrister if he could not sue the owner ot the dog for damagea Thelawyor agreed to take the cose and made propositions lor uiiDg a suit iui $5000 damages, alleging that the dog was a ferocious animal, and that plain tiff's flesh had been terribly lacerated, necessitating tho expenditure of large sums for medical attendance and for a new pair of pants. The client was directed to go to the house of the owner of the dog next day, make a demand of goUUO, and ascertain the name of the defendant. Ho called at the house early the next morning and asked for the "boss." He wss somewhat surprised when the law yer presented himself as the owner of the little dog. The lawyer was no less - . . .a . 1 1 . L surprised to learn tnat bis oiacs-anu-ian was the cause of the troublo, and he in formed Jthe client that a suit would not be maintained, as the Injury done was a mere trine, and me uog was oniy in iuu. The result of the conference was that the lawyer gave the client 05 cents to pay for patching bis pants,anu too a receipt in full satisfaction of all claims for dam- Unth nnrtioa wnrfl snared tho trouble of trying a vexatious and costly damage suit. 1 01. IjOuis democrat. T.nva at Fibst Sioht. An almost in- oredible romanoe has happened in Wis consin, andlf it had not boen vouohed for by so reliable authority as the Racine Journal, it would be rejected al together, mo story, as tue uuuruw tells it, is that a resident of Racine named Johnson.whohas roamed through this world for snout tniny-nve years, having never met the choice of his htt walkintv nn Main street, when he was met by a buxom looking country girl and some menus, ue was not ao nnainted with the girl, but introductions soon followed; she blushed and he was confnsed, .and thero was no getting around it, it was a case of love at first sight. They talked earnestly for about half an- hour, the friends having de parted. Tbey soon parted with a a kiss, she going north and he going south. In the course of two hours both made their appearance again on Main street.dressed np in nne styie. auoj uku .1. . t.n. 1,;. mrm an1 tha walked off.and LIB IrtniK 41 -tW J " TT at 2 o'clock were united in marriage. He made ber acquaintance, poppeu tu question and married her inside of three hours. Influence of tbe Weather. The late Dr. ButhneTl need to tell the following anecdote to show the influence, of climate upon the judgment. As they inn ont of ohnrcb one drizzly Sunday, his wife remarked: "ion bad better nurn tuat wrmuu, isn't worth repeating anywhere." "I shall do no such thing," I answer ed, a little vexed; "the sermon is up to my average." She persisted, and I said little more. But a year or two afterwards, on a bright, cheery Sunday in May ono of those days that make a discourse go off itself I took that same sermon again. And as wo came down tho aisle after service, sua whispered (without the slightest notion that she had heard it before), "I would mark that to preach on exchange. It ia better than common."