The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899, May 01, 1880, Image 1

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ESTABLISHED FOB THE DISSEMINATION OF 1EU0CEATIC PRINCIPLES, AXD TO EARN AN IMESTLIT1NC BT THE SWEAT OP 0I.R BROW.
ffflOLE NO. 652-
KUGENE CITY, OR, SATURDAY, MAY 1, 1880.
$2.59 par year IN ADVANCE
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U Guard.
J. JL CAMPBELL.
' OAMPBELL BROS.,
frills irs andProprlotori.
-rVffK-In the building formerly occupied
tt J W. Cleaver, u itore, corner V il
kae'tta and Seventh Streets. '
. OUB ONLt
ATK Oir ADVKHTWING.
Advertisements inserted as follow. :
in, iqre. 10 lines or lew, one insertion 3;
"ubsequent insertion L Cash required in
'iSSTadwrtbeii will be charged at thefol-
g$?r month....... WOO
six month..... 8 00
i e-ueyear Mr.
Tnuulent notices in local column, iO cents per
f.r each insertion.
idT.rti.ins bill" will be rendered quarterly.
L j0b work mart be paid roK om r.Ei.iviiRT.
POSTOFF1CE.
jBm Hour. -From 7 a. m. to 7 .m. Sunday.
to 8:30 p. m.
lull arrive, from the south and leave. join north
. itart 1M P- J'or 8i.ii.law. rtunklin and Loo
rJT flow at a.m. on We-lues lay. Fur Crawford.-
lu ilun will lie ready for delivery half n hour after
iwif traina. Letter. .houldle left .t the uliio.
in . t.a mail rifrwrt.
, w a, 'a. f ATTEBHOy. P.
SOCIETIES.
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A!
F (TOE ME 1jOD"K wo II, avu . n..
,Mw flrat and third Welnesduys in erb
a. d Tnwif V a T O
L.f ... Dw,mU.u.-e V.i A.
aotUon the Mand 4th Wednexlay. in each month.
El-CEKK Lodcb, NO. 15, A. 0. U. W.T
Metta at Masonic Hall tlie first anil third f rt
a,vi in each month. F. W. Osbihs. M. W.
DR. L. M. DAVIS
Eugene City, Oregon.
ROOMS OVER GRANGE STORE, first
door to the right, up stairs. Formally
eS of C. W. Fitch.
Nitrous Oxide Gas for paiiiles extraction of
teeth.
W. Shltos, JL T. W. Habkis, M. t.
Drs. Shelton &. Harris,
riusiam & SVRGEOXS,
KuKne Citr. Oregon.
A. W. PATTERSON,
rarsiciAN' AND . SaitGEON.
Offlee en Math Street, opposite the St.
Charlea Hotel, and at Iteuldence,
KiJGKXis crrv oukgox.
Dr J. O. Shields
0
FFERS HIS PlvOFE-iSIONAL SER
vices t the citizen, of Eutfi-ne CJity and
esrrounding coimtrv. Special nitcutiun piven
(tall OBSTETRICAL CASES and UTER-
IXK UISE ASKS eiitraHtert to Ins care.
Office at the St Charlea HoteL
DR. JOSEPH P. GILL
CAN BE FOUND AT HIS OFFICE or res
idence when not professionally engaged.
OSoe at the
POST OFFICE DRUG STORE.
Reiidence on Eighth street, opposite Presby
erian Church.
JKWKL.UY ESTABI.ISMKNT.
J. S. LUOKEY,
DEALER IS
Clicks, Watcnes, Chains, Jewelry, tc.
Repairing Promptly Executed
E7M.1I Work Warranted.
J.S. LUOKKY,
XlllTurth k Co.'s brick, Willamette .treet
leal Estate Age.it
Collection Agent,
and Notary Public.
EUGENE CITY, : OREG OX.
J. B. ALEXANDER,
Justice olthe Peace, Conveyan
cer and Collector.
BillimlWtpr! Record, nearched and ab
tracts of title made. All business promptly
attended ta. Ofr-e at the Court House.
Q.ROCEBIE-I.hall keep on a fullof
GROCERIES & PROVISIONS
And invite the tention of housekeepers.
T. G. HENDRICSK
LIJ1IIU:H! LUMBER!
I HAVE ESTABLISHED A
LUMBER YARD
On the comer of Eleventh and Willamette
trt,and keep, constantly on band lumber oi
all kinds. Seasoned flooring and rustic, fenc
to and fence port F. B. DUNN.
D
RES3 GOODS -KW STYLES and
tow prices. Juat receive IJT
n. li f Kir..ui .
A BEL11C "W OS-I am the sole
G. HENDRICKS. !i
m DENTIST,
If VE3IER4I. MEHCHAHDISE f
i
T. C. HENDRICKS,
I M SHOE STORE,
A. HUNT, Proprietor.
Shep n Willamette street, 2nd door north
of hardware store, hugene City, Or.
I will hereafter keep a complete stock of
L OIKS', 9IINSKS'
AND
CHILDREN'S SHOES
tinl(erH, Cloth and Kid,
Ballon Boot,
Slippers, white and black,
Sandals, "
Fren k kid Shoe.
MENS & BOYS
FI.NI AND HKAVT
BOOTS k SHOES
And in fact everything in the BOOT and
SHOE line, to which I intend to devote m
eapecial attention.
MY GOODS
Were manufactured to order,
ARE FIRST CLASS
And guaranteed as represented, and will be
sola lor the lowest price, tlint a good article
oan be afforded. aurLT-TStf A.lll T.
C3AIN BROS.
DEALERS
IV
-?,
;!CIocks,
J HlICHCJ Dull
nr. .l . J
Jewelry.
Musical Instruments, Toys, Notions, etc
Watches, Clocks, and Jewelry repaired and
warranted. Northwest conur of Willamette
and Eighth streets.
If you wish to I jy your goods cheap, you must
rc) to the store of
mn BROS.,
COTTil GK GROVE.
They keep one ef the largest stocks of
General Merchandise
Outside of Portland, and they sell goods cheap
er than it can be bought anywhere in the Wil
lamette valley.
NEW IDRIAN
trim KG COMPANY
OF DOUGLAS COUNTY, OGN.
Incui'pvrat", June, 1878.
Caphiil Stock, $100,000.
OFFICERS:
Pukmident A. L. Todd. Skchctabt Au-
rfilhlji T.l.lil. DlHECTOKM J. P. (.ill. J. W.
Jackson, T. S. linibljuugli, A. L. Todd and A
Principal oTise for sale of stock at J. P. Gill
& Son s drug store, Postolfice building, Eugen
BEN HUSH,
-THE-
'LAGKSMITH,
still at the old stand and i prepared te do
kimU of general jobbiug, home-shoeing, re
iring, eta Having secured the services o
rtexpt-ritneed band I will make the repairing of
ARM MACHINERY a speciality.
BEN RUSH.
EHOTOCnAPHS.
Albert Jackson, Artist,
Takes Photographs', Gems, Cards, Cabinet
and Life-Size, style and finish equal to any
work done in the State. Prices reasonable.
u 1 1 i I'll V Vill imi.ttn utrprt. Eueene
City, Oregoti, over Mrs. Jackson's Millinery
Store. ueo
F. i. WiLKIXS,
Successor to SllELTOX k Wll.KlNS.
fiacical flmisls fi Chemists,
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UNDERWOODS BUILDING,
Next door to the Grange .Store, Willamette
street, Eugene City Oregon.
oiiened a full line of fresh
Drugs, Medicines & Chemicals.
Also a fine assortment of
Fancy and Toilei Articles.
ALL IND Of
Mixed Faints, Lead, Oil,
Varnish, Brushes,
WINDOW GLASS and PUTT
Which they will always sell on reasonable
terms.
Careful mention given to Pbjueian i Pre
teriptioia.
General Notice.
MB. GEORGE HUMPHREY HAVING
I laced his buiines in the band, of the
undersigned for collection and settlement,
i (i : v. : n wit. K.t not mvse ar-
' rant'ement for extension of time, are hereby
! Botmed to make payment or other eatufactory
arrangement without deUy. r
A. . HOVE ,
hc Humphrey
KUGKNK CITY
BUSINESS UIRECT0RY.
ALEXANDER, J. B. Justice of the Teaos
South hugene 1 recmct: ollice at Court House.
ASTOR HOUSE Chaa. Baker, prop. The
only first -class hotel in the city Willamette
street, one door north of the poet onice.
ABRAMS, W. H. k BRO. -Planing mill,
sash, door, blind and moulding manufactory,
highth street, east ot mill race, iverythin,
in our line furnished on short notice aai
reasonable terms.
BOOK STORE-One door south of the Astor
House. A full stock of assorted box papers
plain and fancy.
BOYD & MILLER Meat Market-beef, veal,
mutton, pork and lard Willamette street,
between Jughtn and .Mnlu.
CRAIN BROS. -Dealer in Jewelry. Watch
es, (.'locks and Musical instruments Wil
lamette street, between Seventh and .highth.
CATJ.TSON. R. G. Dealer In crrocenes. nro
visions, country produce, canned goods, books.
stationery, eta, southwest corner Willamette
and Utu fets.
DORRI8, GEO. B.-Attorney and Counsellor
at Law. Umce on illamette street, Eu
gene City. i
DORRIS, B. F. Dealer In Stoves and Tin
ware Willamette street, between Seventh
and Eighth.
DURANT, WM.-Meat Market beef, pork,
1 ii - . 1 1 V.
yeai ana ran win consuinii v on nana 1 nun
street, between Pearl and High.
ELLSWORTH & CO. Druggists and dealers
in paints, oils, etc. illamette street, be
tween Eighth and Ninth.
FRIENDLY, S. H. -Dealer in dry (roods,
clothing and general merchandise Willam
ette street, between Eighth and Ninth. ,
GUARD OFFICE-Newspaper, book and job
pmitingomce, corner W u lame tie andoevenlo
streets.
GRANGE STORE-Dealers in general mer
chandise and produce, comer .highth and
Willamette streets.
GILL, J. P. Physician, Surgeon and Drug
gist, rostorhce, Willamette s eet, between
Seventh and Eighth.
HAYS, ROBT. Wiic, Liquors, an' Ci
?;ars of the best qual'tj kw constantly on
land. The best billi -r-' table in town.
HENDRICKS, T. G.-Dealei in general mer
chandise northwest corner W illamette and
Ninth streets.
HODES, C Keeps on hand fine wines, liq;
vM, cigars and a pool and billiard fcihle
Willamette street, between Eighth and
Ninth.
HORN, CHAS. M. Gunsmith. Rifles and
shot-guns, breech and muzzle loaders, for sale.
Repairing done in the neatest style and war
ranted. Shop on 9th street
KINSEY, J. D -Sash, blinds and door fac
. i-.i j a . ..i.i: .
lory, WII1UUW HIIU uwi liauii-n, luoujillllgn,
etc., glazing and glass cutting done to order.
LYNCH, A -Groceries, provisions, fruits, veg
etables, etc, Willamette street, hrst door
south of Postoflioe.
LUCKEY, J. 8. Watchmaker and Jeweler;
keeps a fine stock of goods in his line, n illam
ette street, in Ellsworth's drug store.
McCLAREN, JAMES Choice, winesjiipiors,
aimcvrars Willamette street, between J-.ightu
and Ninth.
MELLER, M. Brewery Lager lieer on tan
and by the keg or barrel, corner of Isintli and
ilive streets.
OSBURN k CO. Dealers in drmjs, medicines.
chemicals, oils, paints, eta W illamette Bt.,
opposite S. Charles HoteL
PATTERSON, A. S.-A fine stock ef plain
and fancy visiting cards.
PERKINS, H. C County Surveyor and Civil
i".iV,'ineer. ltesidence on I nth a reet.
PRESTON, WM. Dealer in riaddlcry, Har
ness, Carriage Trimmings, etc. Willamette
street, between Seventh and Eighth.
POST OFFICE A new stock of standard
school books, just received at the post office.
RUSH, BEN. Horseshoeing and general job
bing lilacksniith, Eighth street, between Wil
lamette and Olive.
REAM, J. K Undertaker and building con
tractor, rorner Willamette and Seventh
streets.
ROSENBLATT ft CO. Dry goods, clothing,
groceries and general merchandise, southwest
corner Willamette and Eighth streets.
ST. CHARLES HOTEL Mm. A. Ren
frew, Proprietress. The best Hotel in the
city. Corner Willamette and Ninth streets.
SHIELDS, .1. C Physician and Surgeon
north side Ninth street, first door east of St
Charles Hotel.
STEVENS, MARK Dealer la tobacco, ci
gars, nuts, candies, shot, powder, notions,
etc, Willamette street.
SCHOOL SUPPLIES A large and varied
assortment of slates of all sizes, and quantities
of slates and slate books. Three doors north
of the express office.
THOMPSON ft BEAN-Attorney-at-Lw-Willamette
street, between Seventh and
Eighth.
WALTON, J. J.-Attomey-at-Uw. Office
Willamette street, between Seventh and
Eighth.
WITTER, J. T. -Buckskin diwing. The
highest price paid for deer skins, Eighth st,
at Bridge.
UNDERWOOD, J. B. -General brokerage
business and agent for the Connecticut In
surance Company of Hartford Willamette
street, between Seventh and Eighth.
ELLSWORTH & CO.,
DRUGGIST,
WILL CONTINUE THE BUSINESS in
all its branches at the old stand, offering
increased inducements to customers, old and
new. As heretofore, the most
Careful attention given to Prescripions.
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MEAT MARKET
Oa the west side of Willamette Street, between
Eighth and Ninth.
Hving just opened a ew and Beat Meat
Mrket, we are prepared to furnib he bent
BeT, Teal, .nIU, Prk, ele.,
To our customers, at the brwert market rates.
The custom f th public is respect
fully solicited.
Meats dUvered to any part f the T
charge. liLLfcJi i McCORNACE. .
Work of the "Fineen."
Somo days since a farmer's wagon,
containing father, inoilier, sou and two
or three neighbors, drove up to a sta
tioner s in Detroit, and the son went
m and bought the puzzle known as "1 5
Even before the wagon drove off the
old man had the cover off the lox, and
was working away like an engine to
solve tho thing. Yesterday the
son returned with the box
in his pocket lie had a black eye
and awful lonesome look, and when he
came to be waited on, he said:
"You know you sold mo this puzzlo
the other day? '
"Yes, I guess wo did."
"Well, we liadn' got a milo out of
town fore dad and a neighbor pulled
hair over it Yhile I was doing up
the chores dad and mam called each
other cheats. After supper we had a
regular three cornered, and the old man
got his thumb unjointvd and went to
bed. Mam and I sot up till she hit me
with a stick of wood, and then I went
to bed. Sho sot up till Bhe got mad
and drove- the cat out doors and upset
tho lamp. Do you hear.
"Yes."
"Well, next morning I caught dad
cheating and wo had a little shindy.
Then he caught mam cheating, and
then they had a little shindy. Then the
Overseer of Highways came along and
worked at it half a day, and he and I
got into a row, and he blacked my eyo.
We took it to a barn raising and tho
crowd had an awful fight We took it
to a dance and both liddlcrs were al
almost killed. It has been kicked over
tho house, flung down the well and
jumped on in the middlo of the road,
and now I came in to see if 1 couldn t
swap it for something else. I guess it's
a sort of dander raiser anyhow, and
I guess, if you don t care very much,
I'll take it back and I'll take a tele
phone in its place."
Sixty Tltonsnnd Dollars,
The statement of Kearney's counsel
that he was unable to pay tho fine of
$1,000 was not indorsed by Kearney
himself at the houso of correction, nor
is it in accord with authentic reports
concerning the pecuniary profit that his
business ot "agitating has brought him
n. Before the late W. B, UJinen
ied, acting entirely independently of
the firm and being enraged at an
attack made on him by Kearney on
the first flush of tho hitters prominence
he is said to have dashed oil a check or
SI 0.000 for Kearney. Ravina, "It's
cheaper to buy the than
bother with him!" Kearney re
ceived 1 5,000 during the gubernator
ial campaign for keeping Wl.iti in the
field. He received from $1 5,000 to
$20,000 during tho New Constitution
campaign for his apathy during the last
six weeks before election. In fact, as
near as can be estimated his pecuniary
profits are in the vicinity of $00,000.
At the House of Correction when asked
if he were able to pay his $1,000 line
he answered evasively. As no impris
onment excepting thesix month's which
began with his incarceration yesterday,
can be enforced until the fino is paid,
and as the collection of the amount
must be by civil process, the exact
status of Kearney as a capitalist be
comes an interesting question. The
eertaintv is. however, that his profitable
career during the past three years will
very well permit him rest and retire
ment As soon as tho weather jiermits
resumption of work on the road and at
the quarry Kearney will be set at labor
with the rest Chronicle.
Tbe Cirli llorse-Fnn tiers of New York.
William Astor has just sold his rac
prs. and bos retired from the turf. lie
has become weary of the exjx'nse and
annoyance inseparable from such pur
suits. A man must have a natural
love of horses to adhere to equine
nmuwincnts.
Astor only took it up as and imita
tor of IMmont and Bonner. The lat
ter, however, have a well known pas
sion for such animals, which explains
thfir lavish expenditure, Bonner's
outlay for taking care of 100 fine hors
es is not less than $20,000 a year.
When you add to this the interest on
the estimated value of the animals
(300,000), youhave an expense equal to
$10,000 per year.
A Nick Time. An cxc;iange says:
Doves quarrel more than eaglt s." No
doubt of it; but then, from v. hat may
be seen of the doves, they have such a
nice time when they make up, and
tliat account for the quarreling.
She Might. When New Yorker
hears his wife call him at the tel
ephone, he tell the boy to say he is
out for if he answered, hang it she
might smell his breath."
Kittitass valley, in Yakima county,
W. T., is a regular paradise, well wat
ered, very fertile and nearly surround
ed with hills covered with oak, pine,
fir, cedar, etc, and there are homes yet
for thousands. I
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STATE KEWN.
Josephine county owed Jackson
$1,750, and has just paid up.
Vineyards in Jackson county suffer
ed trom trost last winter.
Jeff Carter, so well known in Port
land, died lately in Baker county.
Dallas will levy a special tax and
continue its school through the year.
There is a man in Lakeview mean
enough to destroy that hud just been
planted
The city council of Salem is moving
in tho matter of providing sewerage for
that city
The O. R i S. N. Co's new boat at
tho Dalles is nearly completed, so the
Mountaineer says.
"During a snow storm last week in
Baker City, a flash of lightning nearly
blinded somo persons.
Mr John Mackin was nearly crushed
to death in the wheel of the Bonita, at
Wcstport, on the 23d.
Surveyors have started out on the
line of the Astoria and Winnemucca
Railway from Astoria.
A new quartz claim on Sterling
creek is lieing prospected ard worked
with an arastra yields well.
The State Line Herald thinks the
loss of stock of Lake county has been
considerably over estimated.
Hide buyers from San Francisco and
Portland have been paying fancy prices
in Southern Oregon of late.
Tho Astorian tells of several bad
cases of diphtheria there, and says
that there is fear of an epidemic
Oscar Kilbourn, tho Times says, has
guaged 1,500 gallons of liquor made
in Jackson county, chiefly from apples.
Stages leave Tho Dalles every morn
ing for Canyon City, and for Ochoco
on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturday?,
Tho Mountaineer says immigrants
for Eastern Oregon and Washington
pass through thereat the rate of 100 a
day.
George Phillips and John Fishburn
are under arrest at Empire, Coos bay,
for breaking into a saloon and stealing
SCO.
Gen Lin, tho Chinese mining sharp
of Jackson county, cleaned up $2,400
last week. His name ought to be
Ging-ling.
Hoodlums on Coos bay have been rob
bing old Indian graves, and just at
present some are under arrest fortius
indiscretion.
The Oreiron City Democrat says J.
Gibson of that county has returned
from tho Skngit mines and pronounce
that country a fraud.
Farmers in the Perrydale neighbor
hood are most through seeding and
prospects are unusually good for a lar
ger yield than for many years.
A horse fell with Newt Peters at
McMinnville, and striking the horn of
the saddle upon tho young man's left
arm, gave it a slight fracture near the
elbow.
The Yamhill Reporter says: Fall
and winter sown wheat is not large, but
is doing splendidly, and the prospects
for an abundant yield is cheering ye
heart of ye granger.
Clarence Cumpliell has liecn arrested
and bound over at Dallas City, for
highway robbery, committed at night
on the streets, knocking a man down
and robbing him; he was. arrested at
the time.
The Mountaineer says: Arthur T.
Batten has suddenly disappeared. Ho
came there with a 4 horse team, loaded
with goods for Bridge Creek, and can't
be found; suppascd to have had about
$5 with him.
The Mountaineer says: Work on
the Celilo and Wallula divisions of the
Oregon Railway aud Navigation Rail
road is progressing ag rapidly as could
be expected. All the piers and trestlo
work over tho most difficult portions
of the Deschutes and Jolin Day and
Umatilla rivers have leen completed
and nearly all over the Walla Walla
river.
The way in which ex-.Senator Chris
tiancy wet his young wifois descrilM-d
by the Washington corresjoiident of
the St. Louis Glotie Democrat: Miss
Lungenbeel lived in the upper story of
a boarding house with her father and
mother, and the senator had the apart
ments on the ground floor. His son
Ralph, coming borne from college for
the Christmas holidays made the ac
quaintance 'of the little blond. He es
corted her to theatres, took early walks
to the treasury with her, always hap
pened around as she walked home, and
casually one evening in the vestibule,
introduced his father who happened to
come up. The young man went back
to college, and in two weeks was aston
ished by reading of his father's nuptials
Great Works f The Century.
Tho tunnel of Mount St Gothard,
just completed, is the greatest engineer
ing work of the kind known to the
world Tho object of it is to connect the
railroad system of Germany, Switzer
land and Italy, and its construction
was deemed necessary iu order to offset
tho commercial advantages that ac
quired to France in the building of the
Mount Cenis Tunnel, and Austria,
with her road across the Semmering,
which are tho connection railroad linka
for tlm.se two countries with the same
portion of Europe.
The Sutro tunnel is four miles in
length; the Hoosao is four and three
quarter miles; the Mount Conis about
seven miles, and Mount St Gothard i
eight uiih.
These works have all been construct
ed in the interest of trade and com
merce; and with the Atlantic cable, the
Pacific Railroads, the Suez Canal, and
tho Panama Canal when it shall have
been built, will be among the great in
dustrial movements of the century. If
tho tunnel between J" ranee and Lng
laud is built it will, of course, surpass
anything of the kind ever attempted.
Our own North Kiver lunncl it
pushed to completion, will hold no in
significant place Ixwido the works we
have mentioned; nor m such an enurn
eration should our great bridges, like
those of St Louis, Niagara Falls, and
Brooklyn le forgotten. In other
works of practical utility, more has.
been accomplished in the nineteenth
century than perhaps all the centuries
that have preceded it
High But Nut lllgh.Eoough.
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The committee on Astronomy asked
leave to report, aud being told to go
ahead, led off with:
"Dis Committee, after long an pash-
ientinvestigashun, has diskivered dat
de average fam'ly consumes fo dozen
clothes-pins an' three new clothes-linei
per y ar, A ash-bo d lasts tho aver
ago
"I call do Committee to order on de
spot!" interrupted Brother Gardner, as
ho stretched up to his full height
Tho Chairman let the wash-board
drop then and there, and the President
continued:
"What hez wash bo'ds, an' clothes
pins, an' average fam'lies, an clothes
got to do wid astronomy! What does
dis Commitiee mean by handin' in such
a report?"
The Chairman replied that the con
mitteo had been slashing around for
several weeks, without anything par
ticular to do, and it had started out to
gather facts of supposed great interest
to the Club.
"In de fucher," said tho President
"do Committee on Astronomy will tend,
to its own biz.incHs, and let dat of de
Judishiary an' odor Committees alone,
Your business am to look after de sun,
stars, 'clipses, moon, rainbow, an' so on,
an' you am depended upon to do it
How long a fum'ly will last a clothes
pin, or how long a wash board will last
a clothes-line, am stistici which should
be f umislied do public from Washing
ton. De Committee am severely rep
rimanded' an' ordered to take a seat on
de hack benches fur do nex' month.
The Sam, Old Sterjr,
An Oxford graduate was showing
his sister over his rooms in college,
when somo one knocked at his door.
Supposing it to lie some of his friend
and not wishing to be chaffed, he hid
her behind the curtains and admitted
an elderly gentleman, who apologized
profusely for his intrusion, excused
himself by saying that it was many
years since ho had been at Oxford, and
ho could not leave without paying a
visit to his dear old college and the old
rooms he hud occupied as a student
"Ah!" cried tho old gentleman look
ing around; "the same old sofa! yes,
and the samo old carpet everything
tho same!
Then, walking into the bed-room, he
remarked: "Yes, and the same oldl
bed! and tho same washstand! Yea
everything the same!"
Presently he stepped toward the cur
tains, and remarked: "Ah! and the
same old curtains!" Looking around
ho beheld the young laxly, and turning
around, ho said: "Ah! you young dog,
and the same old game."
"But" hastily replied the undergrad
uate, "that young lady is my sister."
To which the reply came: "Ye X
know and the same old story.1'
"Pleasant evening," said he, as he
looked at the gas jets flicker. "Yes, I
think so, said die, aud she sort of snick-,
crcd behind her Jaanese fau screen. I
guess it will be pleasant to-iiorrowj
I dout you?" and the effort caaie near-
1 ( A -.. 1 .1 .1 .
sinking ins spirit oeneaui me soia,
cushion. "Oil, what a hand you be to,
hector," and there was an aggravating
shake of the head of ringlets. "Why
missel really didn't mean to hec
tor" "Then you'd better go home,
you old stupid"- The door shut within
less than half a minute, and there was
no parting kiss. They were not adapt-,
ed to each other