Mlsson and the Shah. Colonel Maplcson recalls a remark of his old-time friend Mr. Lumley, that the brains of great singers wcro in their throats, and those ot great dancers in their heels. "You can't expect anything olse, Mr. Luroicv used to say; "the throats and bools have boon cultivated above every thing else, and that's what makes thorn groat as singers and dancers." Tho Colonol has found it a good rule to cross the wills of singers as littlo as possible, and to generally give way 11 their whims. Tho most famous artists of tho operatic stage, with few exceptions, have been eccentric char acters, emotional in their disposi- tions, and liablo to outbursts 01 tem per on the slightest provocation. This, indeed, is true of successful ar tists generally, of composers and in strumentalists as wen as oi singers, and of actors on tho dramatic stage. When the Shah of Persia was in Lon- don. in tho summer of 1873, tho sea- son ot Her Majesty a opera ai .urury Lano Theater was at its height, and the Lord Chamberlain ordered tho Director to make arrangements for a spocial porlbrmanco to bo given in tho honor of his Oriental Majotrty. A royal guest in Great Britain is not permitted to follow his own funcy in tho matter of sight scoing; on tho contrary, ho is carried about irom point to point, from tho Opora llouso to tuo oau room, irom mo ruyui pm ooo to tho public square, in accord, anco with a itrocrammo arrangod uu dor tho direction of the Lord Cham borlain. Tho guest's desires aro not consulted at all, aud it Is expected of his attendants that they shall bavo him at tho various spocitied places on time. Tho attendants of tho fcihah found it no ousy task to do their duty in this particular whilo the Tor sian monarch was in Kngland. lie had a habit of going to bod at tho most unaccountable hours, and of re fusing to got up when his presonco was requirod by tho curious, hospita ble public In fact, ho proved aim ed! to bo a very luzy diiuii inuoea. For tho spocial porlbrmanco at Drury Lano in honor of this potontato a programme inaJo up ot acts lrom various operas was to bo prepared. To tho surpi'iso oi all her follow artists, Mdllo. Nilsson announced that sho would opon tho porlbrmanco a task which is not much sought for, as all tho au dionco dous not generally got seated until half an hour or so after tbo time for beginning, and tho creaking of boots, tbo rustling ot silk una tuo clutter oi'slalls on thoir hinges do not improvo tbo eiloct ot a singers voico. Jiut Nilsson'a fellow artists did not tbon know, as sho did, that tho Shah was duo at tho Goldsmith's ball, in tho city, at 10 o'clock, and would, consequently, bo obliged to loavo the opera before that time. Tho Swedish siugtr had privato information from an authentic source Tho others learn ed tho secret of hor apparont self sao rilloo iator on, and boiuo of thorn prob ably telt piquod. So tho progrummo was arrangud,with Nilsson in tho first act oi 1 raviata to open tho perform anco. to bo folio wod by au act of Fa. vorila with Tilions, an eluborato bal let, and tho first act ot Mignon, in which .Nilsson would iiniin appear. For tho Traviata act tho prima donna ordered a imigninccnt new costumo from Worth, aud ou tho night of tho performance, boforo tho curtain wus raised, she was atlirod in splendor, and hor fair fuco was wreathed iu smiles. It was 8:30 o'clock, tho mom bors of the orchestra woro in thoir placoB,SirMichuolCoBta hold his baton iu his hand, aud there woro no BigtiB of the Shah. Tho l'rinco of Wales bad arrived punctually, and waited at tho entrance with tho ditoctor, for tho Shah. Tho brief overturo was play ed, the curtains wore rune un.and tho performance began. Still no signs of tbo bban. As the act of Traviata procooded, tho smiles on Holctta's fuco changod by degrees to IVowns. Her pertormanco wus very spirited. Tho Shah hud not yet arrived. It was 10 o'clock when ho entered with his suilo and took Ins chair iu tho roy. albox. Tbo Priucoof Wales under, stood the situatiou, and saw at once that a gentle breeze was in storo for the director. Ho suggested that Mdllo. Nilsson might be pacified by an intro duction to tho Shah in his box. Mr. Mitplcson grasped at the suggestion as a drowning uian clutches a bit ol seaweed. The Prince addressed the VieoChamberlain.w ho conferred with tho translator, who in turu spoke to the Vizier, and after tho suggestion had boon made to four or live other important ollieers, it finally reached tho Persian monarch whilo he was devouring a peach, which ho held firmly iu tho palm of his hand, un mindful of the juice, w hich was run ning down his coat sleeve. Then the Shab'a willingness to grant an audi ence to Mdllo. Christine Nilsson was transmitted through tbo same series of officers to the l'rinco of Wales. When Mr. Maplcson went upon the stage to notify the prima donna she had already despoiled herself of her Traviata splendor and was attired in the rags of a beggar for Mignon, with I are foot. At brut iko would not hear of the introduction, but she finally consented, and went to the royal box with the Director. Mr. Maplesoo spoke to the Prince, and preparations were making to iuform the Sh ih, in the usual dignified fash ion, that the singer awaited the mon arch's ploksure, when, to the horror of all who saw it, Mdlle. Nihson was nhanrvAri aKandinf face to face with the Shah in his box, shaking her forefinger In his face, while tho at tendants regarded the intruder with flashing eyes, some of them putting their bands on their cimeters. She was tolling the monarch, in French, that he was a verv bad Shah (chat), and that if he had come at tho proper timo he would have scon hor splendidly dressed, whereas she was now in rags, and without shoes or stockings. Then she bold up her foot, and tbo Sbah, a very near sighted monarch, held down his head, and tho too of the prima donna touchod the nose of tho potentate. There was a moment of terrible sus pense but tho Shah laughed heartily, and all tho others readily joined him, His Majesty at onco forgot all about tho Goldsmith's ball, and tho Lord Mayor and city dignitaries, who had been anxiously awaiting him for thrco hours, and resolved to remain and soo more of that remarkable woman, who sang and acted charm ingly in "Mignon," the performance of which did not close until nearly 12:30 o'clock. How the Rnthlaiig Keep Warm. Tbo Russians havo a great knack for makiug thoir winters pleasant. You fool nothing of the cold in those tightly-built bouses whore all tho doors and windows are double, and whore tho rooms aro kept warm by big stovos hidden in the walls. There is no damp in a Nubian botiHo, and the inmates may dress indoors in tho lightest of garbs, which contrast oddly with tho mass of furs and wraps which they don when going out. A Rus sian can afford to run no rinks of ex 0Hure when ho leaves his house for a walk or drive. Ho covers his head and ears with a fur bonnet, his foot and legs with felt boots linod with wool or fur, which are drawn on ovor the ordinary boots aud trousers, and roach up to the knees; ho next cloaks himself iu an amplo top-coat with fur collar, lining and enffa, and ho buries his hands iu a pair of fln gorloss gloves of seal or bearskin. Thus equipped, and with tho collar of his coat raisod ull round, so that it mulllos bira to tbo ores, tho Russian cxposos only bis noso to the cold air; and ho takes euro frequently to give that organ a littlo rub to keep tho circulation going. A tttrun gor, who is apt to forgot that precaution, would often get his noso irozon ll it woro not for tho courtesy of tbo Russians, who will always warn him if they soo his noso "whitening," and will, unbidden, help him to ebafo it vigorously with snow. In Russian citios walking ia iust nossi l)lo for men during winter; but hardly so fur tbo ladies. The women of the lowor order woar knoo-boota; those of tho shop keeping classes seldom venture out at all; those of tho aristocracy go out in sloighs. Thoso sleighs aro by no moans pleasant vehicles for nervous people, for tbo Kal muck coachmen drive them at such a tor rillo paco that they frequently capsize; but persons not destitute of pluck And their motion most enjoyable. It must bo added that to lie pulled out of a Rus Bian sleigh is tantamount only to gottmg a rough ami tumble on a soft mattross, for tho very thick furs iu which tho vic tim is sure to be wrapped will bo enough to break the tall. Tbo bouses and hovels of tho Rus siun working classes are as well warmed as thoso of tho aristocracy. A stove is always the principal item of furnituro in them; and these contrivances aro used to sloep on as well as to cook on Tho niujick, having no bed, curls him self np on his stove at his timo for going to rest; sometimes bo may bo found crooning right into tho stovo and enjoying tho delights of a vapor bath. The amount ot bent which a Russian will stand is amazing, aud his caroloss- noss in facing tho cold afterward, not less so. On a Baturday, which is washing day all over Russia, you may soo in a village, a niujick who has boon cooking himself in bis stovo until bo is of a color liko boiled lobster, rush naked mto tbo snow, and roll himself in it like a dog, till ho glows ull over to bis satisfaction. It seems monstrous that ono of tbo Russian's principal protections against cold his beard was laid under penalty by Peter the Uroat, and subsequently by Elizabeth and Catharino II., when they woro trying to civilize thoir subjects accord ing to tbo customs of tbo West. These threo soveroigus all laid a tax on beards; aud peasants entering oities on market davs were required to exhibit iu proof that they had paid their Ux a brass com, stamped with a warded face, and tho words "boroda liguaai tiagota." (tho beard tux has been sot- This absurd inmost was abolished bv t'aui; but the ellocta ot it still survive . ... . " in a manner; for tbo beard is still con sidered "bad form" in aristocratio cir cles. Military ofllcers wear onlv tbo mustaeo and whiskers; diplomatists and olher civil oftlecr eschew the whiskers aud generally reap their faces altogether. A Russiau with a beard is pretty sure to bo either a "Poio" or a member of the classes above tbo upper middle. Jill Mall Uazette. Sir John Lubbock, an able scientist, be fore the House of Commons, made an able plea for tho introduction of science teaching In I bo common schools. Kv this be does not mean the dry techicalitic of the books, but the Hot principles which may be illustrated In every-day life. Kain, wind, snow, clouds, planets, animals, etc., furm-h an endless series of object les-snns. and htt would have the books describe, these, rattier than the tilly nonsense that now tills the primary naders. Assuredly this is the initiative of a great reform. The child tdiould be. taught knowledge, and not be robbed of the best years iu forced study of languages, which at be.t are only instrument by which knowledge may be sained, and the dead languages to which the most timo is given unfortu nately have little valuable knowledge to give. "I can't trust you," said a rnmseller to impoverished customer. "You should ; lmuor alone! if rnn hadnl drunk an lUch of it you might now be riding in . n ... ... your carnage. "And if yon hadn't sold It." retorted the victim, "you'd have been my driver." A sUlicstieian e rapue toot 2.500.000 watches and 1,0.0 elvks are annu all t irned oat is (Men at parU of the worldj The Bumble Bee. Children, did you ever stop to con aider the immense power possessed by a bumble bee? An insect weighing no more than a tenth of an ounce is capable of "raising" a man weighing 220 pounds from a bench in the pnblio park, and then have lots of lifting material left. Just stop and think of itl Thestingorof a bee ia not noar as large as the finest needle, but such is the force behind it that it can bo driven through heavy pants cloth, backed by merino drawers, and into the flesh about sixteen feet. If a man could wield a crowbar in compara son, he could drive it through seven saw mills and a distillery at one blow. Nature could not give tho beo teeth and claws without spoiling its beauty, and, in compensation she gave him this stinger as a weapon of attack and defense. If the beo had no weapon.ants, beetles and bugs could enff him around as they pleased, but as it is, be is the boss of the walk, and won't tuke a word from any of them. The bumble bee is not naturally of a Quarrelsome disposition, bnt be can't sit awn over half an hour without feeling as if son.e one was doing him a great wrong. If left to himself, be will crawl up your coat sloove, look around, and crawl down and go about his business, but if wolcomed with a blow botwoen tho eyes, ho is going to be revenged if he breaks a leg. Ho invariably closes his eyes when ho stings, and you have only to look a beo square in tho face to dis cover when ho is fooling around, and when he means fourteen per cent, per annum. The bay-field is a favorite resort of the bumble bee, but you cau find him almost anywboro else if you try hard. Having no pair of long hind legs bo cannot build bis nest in a marsh liko a frog, and having no beak in which to carry straws, he cannot nest in a tree, like a bird. He therefore takes to the grass, and under tho roots of on old stump, or among a pile of old rails, he roars bis gentle young and gives them printed instruc tions as to tho differenco between Btinging six inch stovepipes and runaway boys. The knowledge of old bees is powerful. They know where tho school bouse is. Tuoy know when school is out. They can sail miles away from homo, get in their work on a farmor'sson weeding out corn, and roturn home with out missing a fence corner or in need of an afternoon nap. As a rule, they are early risers. Barefooted boys driving up the cows at daylight will find tbo bumble beo out of bed and ready to begin the arduous labors of the dav. Alone about Bun down ho quits work, counts noses to soo if tho family are all in, and then stows himself away for a night of calm and peaceful roposo. Tbo logs of tbo bumble beo aro very crooked. This seems too bad at first sight, but you will soon discover that nature was lovol-headod. His logs were thus shaped to enabk him to bang to tho brim of a boy's straw hat. Were bis logs straight ho could not walk a fenoo rail in a high wind, nor could ho turn around after reaching tho top of a mullein stock. Tho stripes ou a beo look like a waste of material, but such is not tho case. They furnish an extra covering over his ribs to koep tho frosty air oil, and tney serve to sullen his spinal column in ms nignts Mirmiirli tlin nir. A bumblo bee can fly at the rate of twonty miles an hour, if ho wants to, but thoro is no causo for him to Uy faster than a boy can run. Ho sometimes livos to bo threo years old, and is some times stricken down boforo bo has traveled at all. His lifo is a precarious mm. Hn imv run a deacon out of a hav- field to-day, and bo the big troo in the nest, and to-morrrow a country scuooi ma'am may knookhis head off with hor umbrella. Nothihg in natural history weighs nioro for his size than the bee, aud nothing in science works oasior with out nnirwhnelH or rubber rollers than his stingor. It if always ready, never out of repair, and satisfaction (to tho bee) is is guaranteed in every case. Too Much Inference. If you band throe pennies to tho stamp clerk at tho postollice, be infers. His infereneo is that if yon want a three cent stamp, aud bo shoves one at you quicker than ligntniug. His inforenco holds good on two cents and a single penny, and ho hits it ninety-nine times out of a hundred. He, however, got left recently. A bulky, slow moving old woman came iu with a half dozen tilings to mail, and her first movo was to hand a three-cent pioeo. Ho retaliated with a green stamp, bnt sho sbovod it back with tho remark: "Who said I wauted three? Give me threo ones." Sho licked them on with great care, and then handed in three pennies. The clerk timo threw out throe ones, but she rejected one of them w.th tho indignant protest : "What are you trying to do? I want a two and a ono!" In due timo she had licked thoso on as well, and thou sho handed in four cents. The clerk scratched bis bead, hesitated, and threw out a three and a one. "See bore, young mau, you're getting perfectly reckless!" she exclaimed as she slanced at thestamps. "I want a stamped envolopo for that money." She got it, and tho clerk made up his mind that bo would catch her on tho next sale or resign his jHisitiou. She posted several packages, and Bauntered np and laid dow a penny. That could only call for a penny stamp, and the youug man chuckled as be tore it off. "What are you giving lue now?" snapped the woman, as sho drew her self up. "A penny stamp." "Who asked for a jienny stump?" "You put down a penny." "So 1 did, but I was a penny short on Carrier No. 8 yesterday, and I wanted you to band it to him." For the next hour when any money way laid down the clerk asked what was wanted. Mrvil iVee TV. An Irish la.1 rmrmlainiwl tl nthnrdav le fore a magistrate, of the harsh treat ment he had received from his father. "He treats me," said be, mournfully "as if I was hi son by another father and mother." "Yecetalila mllal n-iimhl an nl.l lady. "Don't talk to me of such stuff. The beat vegetable pill ever made is an apple-dunip;ing. For destroying a gnap ing of tha 'stomach, there's nothing like it- Lincoln and the Deserter. On a raw gloomy afternoon in the w in ter of 1804, Colonel Benter and the writer had an appointment with President Lin coln on business connected with the pro tection of tho commerce of the lakes. The war was at the time the almost ex clusive subject of public thought or pri vate conversation The streets of Wash ington were filled with soldiers and army officers, and the whole city was appar ently nothing but a great camp, to and from which the members of the army and navy were constantly going and leaving. The onte-rooms of the White House were filled from morning until evening with mombers of Congress, soldiers, mon and women of every oge and nation, all bent npon getting a personal interview with tho President. Sometimes the rush of visitors was so great they could not be oocommodated in the corridors of tho White House, and the order would be given to admit no one except privileged persons into the building. On the after noon in question, as we were about to be nsbered into the privato room of the President. Mr. J . a well-known law yer from Ohio, seized both of us some' what ronorhlv bv the shoulders, and beg god us in earnest tonos for the love of Ood and humanity to asK air. tiincom io see him and his client, if only for one moment. "All day," he said, "we have tramped wearily by the door, hoping it vain the President would relent and give us a hearing. Look, for mercy's sake," ho continued, "ot that noblo white head and tottering figure, with the hands t cht v clasped nervously beiore mm. That old man is a father; his only son, a lad of 19, is to be shot this afternoon at b o clock, unless tno rrosiuoui wienurus. Stanton has approved tho sentence. Lin coln has declined to interfere, he will not see me, and unless we can get the ear of the President the boy will be shot, and this old man and his wifo will be maniacs." The father of tho boy at the momeit came forward, a venerable gentleman with long white hair falling npon his shoulders. His face was ono of the sad dest sights I ever saw. The grief and anxiety so plainly written npon it showed the torture he was suffering. We took the old man kindly by the hand, told him we would beg tbo President to see him and bid him hope for tho best. Mr. Lincoln was in the gayest of humors, somothing specially funny having taken place in an interview just closed with a large commit tee from Baltimore, aud he recited tho wholo matter in tho merriost manner, no companied with shouts of laughter. For an hour Mr. Lincoln gave himsolf np to relaxation and rest, telling the usher to bring him no cards till be rang his bell. At the end of this time John O. Nieo- tav. then Private Secretary, now Marshal of the Supremo Court, came quietly into lho room, leaned over tho President's chair and whispered some words ot pri vate conversation in bis ear. In an in stant the Presidont ceased speaking, his face became calm and solemn in compo sure, und he appeared to reflect gravely for a momont before replying. Quietly looking back over bis chair bo said slowly and distinctly: "Tell Mr. I will not soo him. I cannot. Don't ask nie again. Tell him I have read the papers in the ease, nil of them fully, word for word. The boy deserted three times, the last timo when on guard at Washington, and he cannot bo pardoned. I will not inter fere. Ho must be shot." Mr. Nioolay at onco left tho room, and Mr. Lincoln again renewed the conversation at the point where he bad brokon.off. He mado no allusion to tho interruption, and evi dently did not wish either of us to speak. of the subject in any manner, it was plain that his mind was made np and his deiusion irrevocable. Tho lawyer, on gotting the mossage from Mr. Nioolay, admitted further effort was useless, and at onco startod with his client to cross the bridge into Virginia, and drive whero the boy was confined a prisoner. They reached tho camp in time to find the young man ready for ex ecution. The parting between father and son was so affecting that no ono oould look upon it. Tho officer in coiu niaud had the broken-hearted old man carriod tenderly to a tent, and at G o'clock promptly the youug soldier was shot dead as a deserter in presence of his regimont. Cleveland Herald. Sermon Enough for Miuilaj. The New Orleans Democrat tells the fol lowing: A little shoe-black called at the residence of a clergyman of this city aud solicited a piece of bread and water. The servant was directed to givo the child bread from the crumb basket, and as the little fellow was walking slowly away and sifting the (j:ft between his fingers to find a piece large enough to chew, the minister called him back and asked him if he hail ever learned to pray. On receiving a neg ative answer be directed him to say, "Our Father," but he could not understand the familiarity. "Is it our father vour father my fa ther?" "Why, certainly." The boy looked at him awhile and com menced ';rying, at the same timo holding up his erurtof bread and exclaiming be tween his sobs: "You say that your father is my father; aren't you a.-dianiej to give your little brother such stuff to eat when you've got so many good things for yourself?' Fkmimsc CiiitCiiat The lioiton rvtt republishes au article regarding the, money question between man and wife by Jennie June, and adds that "Jennie June is a Haunch aud very practical champion of her sex, and she tells many trii.hu in the way of gentle criticisms which mankind would do well to heed." The women of Madrid, it is e?fld, are much superior to the men in withstand ing the inclemencies of weather. When here is a cold wind from the (.iuadainana Kaiiu'e, the male Madrid is ridiculously uiiilllod up. while the women saunter about in lightly covered heads and shoul ders nearly bare, apparently the happiest of morula. "Olivia" writes that Senator Booth is such a hardened bachelor that "a sigh drawn fresh and pure fro a the deepest and most capricious female bosom and ap plied to the right place will have no more e fleet than a lloluun liver pad admin istered for lockjaw, whilst a glance from the most brilliant eye tails like a sunbeam on an alligator's back.'l When Douglas Jerrold heard a society bora speaking 0f a song that "always carried him away" when he heard it. Jerrold asked if tome one present won d leaae to aing it. Inebriety. The habit of drinking to intoxication ia partly a vice, and partly a disease. Drunk enness.ua vice, is very old indeed; it seems to have always existed wherever the materials were accessible. Drunken ness, as a disease, viebrUty, has been rec ognized but recently, and It appears to be especially and increasingly frequent in this country. . ... .v.. He who drinks to intoxication for the fun of it, for the sake of the pleasure it gives, or to drive dull care away, is vicious, lie who drinks because he cannot help drinking, who is borne on against his wishes and strivings by an irresistible impulse, is diseased. Drunkenness, as a vice, may, and often does, lead to drunk enness as a disease, and the two forms are frequently combined. Drunkenness, as a vice, may be, and often is, stopped by signing a pledge of aostinonce, which the victim Bometiraes finds no serious difficulty in keeping so long as he is not surrounded by evil companions. Drunk enness as a disease, is rarely cured by signing the pledge, or by so-called moral measures of any kind. With such per sons life is a constant pledge; they wish to be delivered from their Buffering as much as the dyspeptic patient withes to be delivered from his indigestion, or the neuralgic patient of his pain. The dyspep tic and neuralgic sufferer may pledge him self to abstain from eating those articles and exposing himself to those influences, as cold and dampness, that experience shows to be harmful; but, in addition, positive remedial measures may be need ed for the accomplishment of a cure. Likewise the inebriate may pledge him self to abstain from alcoholic liquors, and may put himself into a position where be can't get thorn, but to this negative treat ment should often be added positive med ication, if we expect a permanent or even tempory cure. In a word, inebriety is a neurotisA functional disease of the nervous system and should be treated on the same principle as other and al.ied nervous diseases. The popular mind understands with ease that small-pox, typhoid fever, and ague are diseases, although the poisons that cause these disorders are not revealed to the senses, because the symptoms are seen as well as experienced by the suf ferer, it is not necessary to depend on the statements ot the patient; wo know mat he is sick, even if he insists that he is quite well. Inebrity, on the other hand, is purely subjective, and only exhibits it self by drinking, which is a habit com mon to thousands who are not inebriates, but are simply drunkards. Ono need not wonder at the slowness with which ine brity has taken its position as a disease when we consider that besides being a subjective malady like neuralgia, neuras thenia, and hypochondriasis, it is alsooo soured by being confounded with the hab it of drunkenness. Inebriety has four characteristics that are common to it the automatism of its symptoms, periodicity, transmissibility, and relupsibility. The symptom of drinking to excess that belongs to inebriety is a much beyond the control of the sufferer, oftentimes, as neuralgia or sick headache; whatever re sponsibility that attaches to the patient must be referred to a time prior to the outbreuk of the disease, when exposure to the exciting causes might perhaps have been avoided, or when the early tempta tion might have been successfully resist' ed. Dr. Crothers, of Hartford, has given thedetails of four cases of inebriety where tho malady was excited by breathing the air of the seaside; whenever they came near the sea coast or when they crossod the ocean the symptoms of headache, de bility depression and morbid craving for alcohol came upon them with irresistible power. We may blame n man for expos ing himself to danger of taking cold, but no one blames a man affected with bron chitis for coughing. A boy struggling in the middle of a deep river, borne down by the current, may bo blamed 'or not having learned to swim when he had op portunity, or for going beyond his depth or for venturing too noar the edge of the bank against parental injuution. but sure ly he cannot be blamed for his inability to keep his bead at the surface, or for not resisting with success the force of the stream. Just here is tho responsibility of inebriates, so far as they can be said to be responsible for the disease from which they suffer. There are some inebriates who directly inherit the tendency to their disease, just as they might inherit the tendeucy to insanity, or epilepsy, or nou ralgia, or hay fever, and who are no more and no less responsible in one case than in the other. One important result of the researches in the physiology and pathology of the brain is to limit responsibility, or rather to define iU limitation, and to reduce the causes for blame and for praise of human actions to a scientific basis. A type and test of this relation of disease to responsi bility is found in inebriety. Initesck of Cooper's Novels. The husband of Fennimore Cooper's niece said to "Gath" tho other day: "I had an incident happen to me many years ago which particularly impressed mo with the influence of Mr. Cooper. He was not popular in this town, where tho people looked at him in the light of a neighbor, rather than a literary producer. I was in a bank, and one night a correspondent in Wisconsin, a German banker, was called upon to stop and see us on some matters of mutual account. He took a sleigh at Fort Plain, ou the railroad, and came over to Coojcrstown in the most weather. It was bitterly cold, tho wind blowiug and tho snow falling. The old man came into our house after dark.clad in furs from bead to foot, and when he hod warmed himself be exclaimed: 'My groeious! I can't realize that I am at the borne of Cooper the great Fenni more Cooper! When I was a boy, in Germany, his writings were my passion. We all believed in him and considered him the greatest author that ever wrote. Now I must go to see bis grave before I take off my overcoat!' I went with this man, much against my will, in the freezing night to the graveyard, and there, standing by the grave of Cooper, the old fellow devoutly uncovered his head and began to soliloquize, in his native tongue, but I felt by his gestures that there was no affectation in his homage." A centleman com on tn asks for a revolver. "Here's a real nice family weapon,"- says the clerk. "Family weaDon?" "Ye fimil whmh- just the thing for domestio tragedies; Sil-shooter. TOO Ma air ln hnllota fnm your wife two bullet for the destroyer of jour Happiness, ana two lor yourself. All the go, air! Sell hundreds of 'em for bridal presents, sir." To It is now nearly forty yea first began to watch their habiu year after year I Lave witnesaS ' Pugnacity of the Salmon. ..peri" rtlntio r P88 iHjile cb , lough terrible fight carried ou amonu r for position. They are beautiful strong when they first arrive, but uY or three days they become covered ugly scratches, and black fin JV torn to shreds by tho teeth. ln .i eight days these wounds begin tot and spread, assuming a whitish a Hence, from the changed annenMn ,.icl. filler" eir tim fish affected are vulgarly called go.; in aoouiiourieen uuya a mould or f, ..II.. .1. .!.... itul ""J lujij uuuiui iwcu uver IU8 woiu' and then these fish generally Bint lot may be found in large numbers afoj unable to move in tho eddies and ii lows of the river. I have again i again stood on tho bank within . feet of them in tho stream, and so hi Into and nbsorbed did the males Men: their hostlo work thnt they were ntt Vnh ts look uoiiviouo iv wiu picoeueu 01 anT rJ nigh them. That the wounds thr,. J flictod is the origin of tbe disea4r firmly believe, and what makes it mll'trel"l probable is the fact that I W. ..Hoi9.1 known one of the females thus affortJ the upper waters. From the evidJ crdhe L.nality- given it noj seems that the did attacks maie ana iemaie alike. 1 may bo explained by supposing tL laverw aiwr iuo uiBeosuu umi uave ueen down to the lower pools, and the sic aud healthy yet mingled togother, i the fungus fully developed, it bpen. TOWlB, infectious and seizes others in the In. waters. Again, tho fact that all variet; of the salmon aro equally attacl idthe points to the sanio conclusion. The tenor trout and what are called the little fittli r.mnn first: the main and fnmoU OOP ing nearly equally divided, few flghtsTr101 deaths occur. Next come the brosr , the "buttoners," so called, fromis below the nock. Among the two kt there are at least a dozen malei every female fish, hence bitter fights d widespread disease and death ens: t , . r i easily, aooui luarcn, comes a sn.J variety with snow-white bellies, and the proportion of males and femu Bis we among these is reversed, so also are results. I observe that it is a popu theory with some of the witnesses 3 tho disease arises from the salmon be' unduly detained in the fresh m: This theory appears to me to be toU olor. unsupported by reliable testimony may state as a fact that in a small p: in this district mere nas been asgJI salmon kept for two years and anolLi for one. Both continuo lively and si Biut he parently in good health, catching W flies and minnows. Sure these obser tions go far to prove the origin oft! disease. Laud and fraler. London lu Winter. Some one has said that in order to A a very good idea of what London is Blotto at this season of the year you have poko your head Up a foul chimney keep it there a few minutes. Then not bo very mucu exaggeration in ll); if yon go out for a walk you come h with face and hands grimed with bo with your collar and wrist-bands black as if they bad boon worn a mon in a coal mine, and with your lungs ft; of a sulphurous-flavored smoke. Insii the house everything is half spoilt Picture frames get block, and a Lea' layer of dust and soot deposits itself all the books. A brass chandelier tun dark and corrodes in a week. Sih begins to look like dirty bronze. look clean and feel comfortable a simply impossible. A "boiled shirt" if black as a chimney-sweeper's rag if!. two hours wear. Jt or days together has been as mnch as one can do to one's way about the 8troots, and Christmas eve the oldest Londoner con! not porform that feat. There is a mu moro horrible darkness than that of m; night, and it is that of mid-day iu Lc: don during a fog. Literally, it is a dat ness that may bo felt and smelt too, s; a very nasty smell it is. All the new papers have been writing leading articl' on the subject recently, but I cannot that it has done the least bit of gco! The fog seems to have no respect for t! press. "What is to becomf, of us?" ssl the editors. The only thing to do. one can manage it. is to rise up u shake the dust or, rathes, the gren soot of this monstrously overgrown an. liH.-JUUl.lU Ulljr UU IUB BU1US OI UUO B I"' So many people cannot live together i one place with health and comfort. Sotr of us must fo. A good many "go" mnol ; a. ii ii i i . iL against iueir win, Drougnt up wiui sharp turn by bronchitis or some fori of lung disease. Tho rest of Englau and half of Europe, is strewn with tl. victims of London. Yet there are peop' bo infatuated as to call it a healthy city and they pretend that the mortality r turns prove it, although it is well kno that thousands who receive their de! wounds in London go abroad to die. TL1 losses in a great battle are not to reckoned only by the dead who t' picked nn on th fiM. Cnrr. X. I World. Normal and Abnormal Action. Spontaneous action is the first li': all organs and functions. Created' this purpose, it is to them what gravi-7 to matter. Onlv two kinds of action, De nial and abnormal, are possible. The fc mer consists in a natural, legitimate eil ercise; the latter in a departure from nl ture. ita Derversion and on truce. I All normal action is rizht and good,H cause in accord with tbe laws of our ini?. while linnMturil art inn rontraveo and infringes upon these laws and there H innicts pain. The physical fuuetions. when in norm- action, create health, and are inexpres inly delightful, while their abnormal' tion causes disease and sickness, and i ways painful. In like manner virtue at vice are the resultants of normal and ' normal action. This definition of the effects of ri; ' or wrong action of the functions, whetkrj physical or mental, is fundamental ar- universal. This test and touchttone 1 all our feelinzs and action ia as trues ia sweeping, and when applied to all 1 any of what we may do or say, is at' nuiuieiy iniauiaoie ana Is a wrre and guide for all human to aduct It : worthy of our most profound consider uon. Did you ever notice that the man wb j calls a baby "m brat" never knows much in a week as ft ten -pound bat. 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