Urlnklny Muety Tears Ago, Certain id venture of Brilliat Savarin in New York, recalling tav ern life, the' kind of food served, and tbo customs of the poriod, arc worth repeating. Savarin calls the houso of entertainment a cafe-tavenie, and Htati'S that tho ono ho went to, kept by Little, was famous for its turtle noup, served during tbo day, with other refreshments such us are in U8"ein tho United Slates during the'evcuiug." In 1791, Welsh rare bit was, apparently, very much in vcuo. Savarin translates it "lapin qaUoi" "It 8 nothing like as good as a real rabbit," says the great gas trouomc, "but as it provokes thirst, it makes the wine tasto better." The Frenchman is invited1 to a dinner by some English gentlemon, tho guest having the privilege of calling in an caual number of Frenchmen tor tho repast, bo Savarin finds out it is ,thnv to take tho character ot a drinking bout; in fact, tho two nationalities uro to bo pitted against one another as to their absorbing qualities. Now, your truo gourmand, as was tho author ot tho "Physiolo gic du Gout," was tho most modorato of men. lie knew quite well that excess of wino singularly mars the delicacy of tasto. It might not have boon exactly fair of Savarin on this occasion, but with his nationality at stake, ho gives the soundest advico to his compatriots. They may drink, butvory littlo at a time, and they are not to cat too much at tho bo ginning of thoir dinner, becauso "tho act of digestion, if properly man. nirnd. nrevents wine flying to the head." Tho givor of the feast being irom Jamaica, and as West Indians one hundred years ago were lamous for their bibulous qualities, it can bo understood that the amphytrion was dveriJarv. Tho dinner was a sound one, varying littlo from tavern dinner of today. Thero was no soup, nor fish, but an enor mous Dioee of roust beef, a roast tur. L-r vfifMtablos. a cabbaco salad (cold slaw, possibly), and a pio, Wine drinkinir commenced at once Clarot (clairet) was served of good quality, and Savarin vaunts Us ex cellence and cheapness, remarking "that iust at that time several car goes of French wines having arrived and being difficult to sell, they could hm hmicrht for almost nothing" The man from Jamaica, with his two English friends, ato like ogres and drank like fish from the very start but Savarin and tho Fronchmen wcro more circumspect. After tbo claret came nort wine, as in the old style and then Maderiu. Tho Frenchmen kept on eating like young ladies, and sipping their wine in Diru-iiKe siyio, occasionally a beeriuir. concealed under the table, receiving tho con tonts of tho Frenchmen's glasses "With tho dessert cumo butter and chceso with nuts, and amonir them Savarin sneaks of the d'yeory. Al beinir cood Eovalists, with certain philosophical ideas, the King, the liberty of the pooplo and tho ladies are toasted. After tho wino camo tho spirits, as brandy and cordials, and with rassades of these fiery com pounds singing commenced. "1 knew," writes Savarin, "that if my party indulged in spirits they were cone. I asked lor punch, ana it was tho host himsolf who brought in a bowl that would have boon sufficient for tho wants of forty persons. We do not have in Franco vases of that same size.' Then itwailhat the wary French man, a master in tbo art of eating and drinkinjr. developed his tactics, He looked around him. The West Indian and his English friends were crimson in the face, while the French men were still in their normal condi tion all wisely enuged in picking the vcorv nuts. Savarin knew that tho downfall of tho English was near, Savarin and his friends now went in vigorously for the bread and checso and fcuvarin, always ready to re cord the excellence of anything, ex natiates on tho excellence of the butter. Eating now for the first time with a decided appetite, the French men, drink the punch. The English try to sing "Kulo Britannia," but on ly blunder through tho first verse, and thon, ono by one, sink under the table. "I never had such a victory. I rang tho belf; Littlo came in per son, and I requested him to take the best tare of tho gentlemen. The waiters carried them off, though the person from Jamaica kept on singing 'Itule Britaunia.' Next day the New York papers gave an account of our victory, which story went all the rounds of the American press. When I next saw the giver of the feast, wbo was ill of tho gout, he said to me: 'Oh, dear sir, you are very good company indeed, but too hard a drinker for us.' " This dinner in a New York tavern some eiguiynve years ago is in no way exaggerated. Undoubtedly men drank bard al dinners in those days, both in England and the United Slates, and to be very much intoxi cated after dinuer was thought quite in kpeeing with the character, of a well-bred man. In France, however, even before the time of the Regency, excessive use of wines waa consider ed by gentlemen to be a vulgarity. It was not moral compunction which prevented indulgence; far from that, but it w:isiinpl- sot a fa mode to do 'o. If we consult the annals of that much-depraved period it will be found strangely enough, that tippling among French women was very com mon, and even sanctioned by the leaders ot that most corrupt society. Let us be gratoful, though it was only in a half measure, that Franco early condomued tho too great use of wines at dinners, and that those orgies, which were even common in England and the Unitod States down to the first quarter of this century, aro considered as among tho degrad ing and impossible things of the past. The courtesies of the table are, porhaps, belter uudorstood to-day, and though there may bo dinners which men alone partako of, over indulgence in wine by individuals is invariably commented upon. What might have- passed over without of fending not more than forty years ago, is now considered as a breech of decorum, an unpardonable vulgarity, and ono uot readily to bo forgiven. Some Locke might writo an interest ingchapter on tho improved morality of the dinner tal lo. There is still ono elemont which wants much chastening. Tho after dinner talk of men, both in England and tlio United States, is intiuitoly coarse and degrading; it sinks to a low level, unknown at dinner-tables on the Continent. New York Times. Extlm tiou of the rt'alrus In Alaska. Unless the Government of tho United States takes somo immediate steps to restrain the wanton killing of the walrus along tho shoro of the Sea niul Strait of Rehring, and on the islands of those waters, this animal will soon bocome ex tinct in that region, and with it tho un happy natives. Sixteen of the nineteen vessels of tho Arctic Whaling Fleet which have arrived at this port during tho past month have brought 27,500 pounds of ivory, consist ing entirely of tusks of the walrus, and 4000 pounds were lost on the Mercury. This is an average of 1853 pounds to tho vessel. Let us suppose that two of the threo whalers still to arrrive bring an average quantity, and we shidl havo a total weight, in round numbers, of 35, 000 pounds of tusks brought to this port in a single season. The averago weight of a pair of tusks will not exceed ten pounds, for half grown animals, as well as those of full growth, have fallen a prey to tho insatiate greed of huntors. This amount of ivory, therefore, repre sents at least 3500 individuals, which aro but one-fourth or one-third of the num ber actually destroyed, as the bulk of thosj wounded or killed is lost to tho pursuers. Let us be moderate in our timate,and say that 10,000 walrusscs have been destroyed this season. We have characterized this wholesale destruction as wanton; it were, perhaps, more fitting to term it criminal. This season's slaughter represents the suffer ings and death of 3500 families, and the word families implies that at least as many helpless mothers have striven in effectually to ward off the death pangs of their still more helpless little onus. The total value of the ivory brought to San Francisco this season cannot exceed 3500, for of late years the market has been glutted, and the price at which this article is sold is actually not over ten cents perjiound. A state of affairs similar to that which we have faintly outlined was nover even dreamed of during more than a century of Russian domain. When Alaska was ceded to the United States the Federal Government conHtiuted itself the guardian of every Indian in the territory acquired. How has the Government complied with Jits duty in this respect? It is truo that an act of Congress protects the fur-bearing animals of Alaska, but the walrus does not come witlnn tlie let tor of the statute. White men are pro hibited from killing in that Territory comparatively useless wolves and foxes, but are allowed in a single decade to well nich exterminate an animal which among the dwellers on the main jana is a swpie of food, while to the more unfortunate inhabitants of the islands, it is the very Stan' of life.j4aA'a Apptal .TorKNAiiiHM and A t"rnoii.snir .-During the last thirty years J.ew 1 oik journalism has absorbed much of our best talent, and well it naeht. for it demands tlio best. No severer test can be applied to a writer than that of his ability to furnish leading articles regularly. More than one, who has succeeded easily as a book wright or essayist, has found his equip ment and his power of composition in adequate to the off-hand production of compact, polished, well informed leaders, such as are needed for the editorial pages of our great newspapers. Jour nalism is an art; but under our system it brings little beyond his weekly stipend is sure, and that moans a great deal for one who lives by his pen. Newspapers thus far have supplied the readiest mar ket to a writer, and the magazines next in tlipm. It a chapter npon Hood, Lon don's journalist poet, I have claimed that the task or uauy writing ior me pre, vb.'ln a cood staff, is a poor clutch; it diffuses the heat of authorship, checks idealism, retards the destruction of master-pieces. Besides, it brings an author into attrition with members of the craft who possibly know him so familiarly as to underrate him. He is su'ected to local jealousies, to the over-praise of the newspaper which befriends him, and sometimes to the unjust or ungenerous treatment of rival sheet. All this may be thought peculiar to New York, and one which we shall outgrow. Hat the same phenomena are visible in the matured newspaper life of the capitals of Vnirlaml and France, and must be ac cented as part of a journalist's warfare ti.i anrrounuinzs. miuuuu . man in Scribner' for December. A horse heir A colt. Mr. C. B. Bishop, the fat comedian, ell-known throughout the country, has passed examination in a ban trancisco mAiral college, and opened an office in that city for the practice of bi profession. Kossuth has just lost hi right aa a Hungarian citizen. me torauerw TWintiM Km adopted a bill declaring that any native of the country who vol- redi.Iea abroad lor an oni"wr- rupted period of ten years shall lose hia , civil stratus. ; Baptist Ministers Laugh, j i "The Temptation to riagarism and Its ' : Remedy" was the topic discussed lately, 1 in tho Baptist Minister? Conference. Although the ministers did not use any names, it was clear that tlio debate was brought about by the recent detection of the Rev. Mr. Lorimer's use in his pulpit in Chicago of a sermon by ti e Rev. Dr. Parker, of London. The Uev. H. F. Smith, of New Bruns wick, N. J., led off in the dobato in an essay fiftoeu minutes long. Ho dotinod plagarisni in literature as purloining another's writings and offering them to the public as your own. "Brethren," ho said, "I got that out of 'Webster's Dic tionary,' and I don't want to be accused of plagarism. It is plainly inclosed by quotation marks in my manuscript. Laughter. ) Much of this cry for origi nality," ho went on, " is sheer nonsense, 'Nullum cut dictum sod quod est dic tum prius.' You will observe that I fuoto from Seneca in the original Latin. Laughter.! It means: 'Nothing is said but what has been said before.'" Laughter. In conclusion the essayist said: "Let ministers havo a realizing sense of the commandment, 'Thou shalt not steal.'" The Rev. Mr. Simouds, of Newark, said that no patent can be put on a fact or an explanation of the Scriptures. Therefore, where we can get at the truth of the word wo should roceivo it. The Rev. W. II. Slubbert, of Bloom field, X. J., asked what use ministers ought to make of their reading if they were in danger of stealing it. Shouldn t great writers bo read after a sermon was written, just to study a model? It is hard, he said, to bo original now, becauso we ore drowned with skeleton sermons and all sorts of literature, good, bad and indifferent, relating to preaching. The Rev. J. Q. Adams, of tho Beroan Church, said that a minister must be a very bold man to copy sermons, for he must fear that some of the congregation might read sermons and come across tho one he had copied. A minister had told him that five ministers who had proachod in his friend's pulpit had stolen their sermons. Tho Rev. Dr. Yerkes wouldn't call names, but a minister entered his pulpit not long ago, announced tho text, soared around among tho stars for awhilo and talked of God's love, and finally settled down on one of Andrew Fuller's sermons and preachod it, word for word. The Rev. J. C. Allen said that ho stim ulated his mind for sermon writing by reading works of a different nature from tho subject on which ho was about to write. Tho Rev. Mr. Birch said that if ho gobbled up sermons as some ministers did ho would ask an artist to paint over his head on the wall behind the pulpit a big set of quotation marks. The Rev. Mr. Douglas said that with out doubt ministers havo drifted into the uso of means and instrumentalities that they have no reason to suppose the Holy Ghost will bless for the salvation of souls. They have become essay makers. Tho Rev. Dr. Eddy pleaded for minis ters who are so unfortunate as to fiavo a good memory. Somo who preach with out notes can't speak without repeating other men's words. Therefore, write your sermons., A minister preaclud a sermon of Dr. Fullor's, of Baltimore, in his pulpit and ropeated it from memory, making only one small mistake. That minister petered out in just four months. Laughter. The Roy. Dr. Wr. W. Evarts, of Jersey City Heights, said there is stealing in the' lower ranks as well as in the highor ranks of tho ministry. The Rev. Dr. Folwell told a story of on eminent divine who outwitted another eminent divine. Eminent minister 1 en tered the church of eminent minister 2 just as eminent minister '2 was about to announce his text. Eminent minister 1 triod to sit down near tho door, but emi nent minister 2 spied him and invited him to come at once into the pulpit. Eminent minister 1 could not escape; he mounted tho stairs and took his seat by the side of eminent minister 2. "You must preach for mo this morning," whis pered tho preacher at home "I came to hear you, said number 2,"aud I am go ing to." But the other insisted, and tho stranger finally consented, so number 1 took his written sermon from between the leaves of tho Bible, whero lie had placed it when about to deliver it, and tucked it on a little shelf under tho pul pit. He went down into the congrega tion to enjoy his friend's sermon. But number 2 simply pulled the sermon from under the pulpit and went through it word for word. Laughter. Tho Rev. Dr. Gillette said that the closer we get to Bible patterns tho better. The Rev. Dr. Lorimer has written to Dr. Parker that tho plagiarism was un conscious, and was caused by a wonder fully retentive memory. Dr. Parker 're plies as follows: "Dr. Loriiner ava'Mj himself of my ideas, illustrations and words in a manner of which he conld not have been unconscious. That fact must be distinctly leeognized. Not tho slight est attempt ought to bo niade to get away from it. My advice to any honest man placed in Dr. Lorimer's circumstances would be thus: Select a well-known and honorable citizen of Chicago, and let him pick out promiscuously any ten or twelve manuscript sermons and publish them at the preacher's exp-nse, and let the world be challenged to detect any plagiarism in them. If they come out of such a trial unscathed, the proper conclusion will be that, though the preacher may have made one slip, he is, npon the whole, a faith ful and honest man." As to the theory of unconscious plagiarism, Dr. I'srker says: "The memory that could recollect the sermon could surely recollect its au thor's name, otherwise it is indeed an ex traordinary memory." (J lob-Democrat. Jar Gould's friends think he is inst idling away hia time on days when he does not buy or sell a railroad. Tn rnral France there is a mania for having English servants. Governesses are treated aa members oi uie lamiiy. Every man is the architect for his own fortune. That's the reason a fortune al ways costs his 50 per cent, over and above his estimate. Arthur Sullian has promised to pro duce the Proligal Hon for the Handel and Haydn Society of Boston. As this work is an oratorio and not a burlesque, the fatted calve will not be seen in the chorus. epheu Ulrard'g Philanthropy. tuiflrd died in the back room of his plain Jittle bouse in Water Street, i'hiladeiphia, in 1S31, fortv wars ago on the (ith of next December. ' What has lwcomn of tho gigantic wealth, six mil lions of dollars, left to Philadelphia by a man of whose living deeds hia biographer writes: "He gave nothing in charity. Lazarus would have lain at his door a lifetime without being noticed by lain. He was solitary, soured, cold, with a heart of stone, and fully conscious of his personal unpopularity." Let us seo what has grown out of his three gifta. aud how his money has Wn hoarded, handled and made productive bv the Trustees of his adopted citv. These were the Girard College, the (iirard estate out of this city. Persistent efforts having been made to cut streets through the city estate left for tho college by (.iirard, the Directors would uot carry out their great scheme to increase tho number of pupils, but the courts finally crushed that bold iconoldasm, and then the necessary accommodations were pro vided in new structures, and now 1100 boys were educated bv Stephen (iirard, and started in life, the new structures enabled tho directors to take in all the candidates at once. Since then 315 havo como iu, and moro aro waiting their turn. Up to this time the college has received 'ilty orphans, and indentured UI8 boys for suitable ooi upations. The total expenditure for 1S7S was iSi,:t."Hi 42, exclusive of a large sum for improve ments. The sources of this vast scheme are tho Girard estate in Philadelphia, consisting of real estate of various kinds, squares, public buildings, private residences, wharves, etc., of great value, and all in thorough repair and quite productive, and tho Girard estate out of tho city coal lands in Schuylkill and Columbia counties, tho value cf which is shown in the report: "The product of theso mines has increased from a littlo over 40,000 tons in 1HG3 to noarly a million of tons in 1878." Thus tho income of what was origin ally valued at six millions of lollars goes, all of it, to tho education of tho orphan boys of Pennsylvania. But ho gave also, by his wilt, 30,000 to the Pennsylvania Hospital, in which his wife had been cared for; $:t0,000 to tho Deaf and Dumb Asylum : $10,000 to tho Orphan Asylum; $lo,00t to provide the poor of Philadelphia with free fuel; 810, 000 to distressed sea captains and their families; $20,000 to the Masonic Grand Lodge of Philadelphia for their poor; 0000 for o free school in Passvunk; 1500,000 to Philadelphia for certain im provements in that citv j&IOO.OOO to Penn sylvania in aid of her canals; and a por tion of his estate in New Orleans for eer tain improvements in that city; also $15,000 to each of his sea captains, two ye:irs in his service, who should bring his ship safe into port; to each of his ap prentices $500; to his old servants, annuities of from $300 to 500 each; also liberal legacies to all his surviving relatives. Compare this marvelous bonevolenco with the sudden wealth of the modern bonanza kings, and with the rigid parsi mony of John Jacob Astor, and oven ex tend the parallel to most other gigantic fortunes, and no one has struck tho key of a nobler philanthropy, that has been hoard by a nobler posterity, or has started and helped more humble homes than this mighty work of tho man who said: "Wait till I am dead; my deeds will show what I was." Formy lroyms. Gen. Washington's Sword. One of the most interesting relics of the Revo lutionary war is in possession of Dr. W. A. W. Spotswood, a citizen of Mobila It is nothing less than tho sword of Wash ington, tho old, trusty weapon which he wielded in that great strugglo for the lilwrties we enjoy to-day. This sword was presented to the present possessor's grandfather, General Alexander Hpots wood, of Spottsylvania Court-IIouse, Virginia, by general Washington him self, on the occasion of tho visit mado by General Spotswood to General Washing ton at Mount Vernon in 170H one year beforo tne death of General Washington. It was presented to General Spotswood by General Washington as a memento of the high regard in which the latter held the former. At the time it waa presented tho ownor of the sword waa using it as a runing-kuife, trimming his trees. r. S. only retains the sword in tactthe bolt and scabbard having been stolen from the houso of Dr. 8. Spring fild, 111. Tho sword was converted into a pruning knife by General Washington by changing one edge of it to a saw. As will be seen, the sword has been in the Spotswood family since 1798, having regularly descended from father to son, as it will continue to do. Dr. W. A. W. Spotswood, who has tho sword in his possession, is now 73 years of age. Mootgomery, Ala., Advertiser. Hkbalpkt ok thb Grant Family. Admiral Grant, of England, in 1000, was he "Wellington" of Europo, and the motto on his coat of arms was "stand fast." His son, Goneral Grant, settled in the north part of Ireland, and his motto was "I'll stand sure." His son, General Grant, had as his motto "Immo bile " These three assisted England in subjugating the East Indies. An older motto of tue family as "Jehu Gireh" (we drive everything before us) ; another "Touch not the cat but with a glove." The shield of the Grant family has twelve qnarterings, being emblazoned with their trophies in tho East. And when our General Grant said before Richmond, "I'll fight it out on this line if it take all summer," he reliterated the motto of the Grant family back for 300 years. It was the custom to say when Nellie Grant traveled in England that she was the daughter of a plebeian among royalty; and yet she had but to refer to the armorial bearings of her an cestry to show that their heraldry was, parallel to that of of the reigning family j of the realm. And General Grant stands before the American people to-day and represent the high military statu of his ancestry, the culture and military genius of those ancient worthies, who were the power behind the throne, and General Grant to-day evidently aspire only to such a position in the republic. "Hey, Jim, let' be oarsmen." "Oars men? Hump, you can't row.- ''Who said anything about rowing? Do Han l.n an1 L'VmrtneT row. and ain't the; the greatest oarsmen in the country?" Pauper la England and Wale. Tho Local Government Hoard have just issued their return of tho num ber of paupers in Kngland and Wales on tho 1st ot July Inst. This statement is a complete census of pauperism; no class is excluded from the enumeration. The total mini her' of paupers on the books ol the Giinrdinns on the day named was 772,000 in round number. The spring and earlier summer, stu b us they were, by affording moro em ployment than could bo generally found in winter, removed 33,000 per sons from tho relic! lists, the num. bers on tho 1st of January having Icon 805,000. Compared with July, 1S78, however, the number last July had increased by up vurds of 40,000, or 6.4 per cent. Tho able-bodied aud with iho able bodied aro classed all thoir dependent children under sixteen years of ago increased 37, 031). Tho increase of this section on tho outdoor lists was about four fold that shown by workhouse lists. The incrtaso in tho not able-bodied pau pers, including those children who wcro not relieved with able-bodied parents, was 801H, of whom S8:"J were in tho houso and 2805 on tho out-relief lists, or about two of the former to one ot iho latter. This is a very different ratio trom that ob mined with tho able-bodied paupers, whero tho increase was made up pro portionally ol one indoor to four out door paupers. Tho bettor ineasuro of tho depression of industry which our pauper statistics present is found iu a comparison of tho adult able bodied adult hero meaning all thoso agod sixteen yours and upwards. Of this selected group thero were 91,008 ou tho 1st of July, 1878, and 105,342 on tho 1st of July Inst; this is an in crease of 14,3,')4, or 10 per cent, very nearly. Twelvo counties exceeded this average; tho increase in Stutlbrd slnro was 1287, or 25.4 per cent.; in Worcestershire- it was 492, or 47.0 per cent.; in Warwickshire it was 452, or 23.3 per cent.; in Derbyshire it was 178, or 10.8 per cent.; in Clio shirj it was 570, or 30.9 per cent.; in Lancashire it was 0012, or 05.3 per ceut by far tho heaviest increase in tho kingdom. In Durham the in crease amounted to 879, or 24.0 per cent.; in Cumberland, to 116, or 17.2 per cent.; in Westmoreland, to 50 only, but exhibiting the largo ratio of 40.3 per cent.; and in Monmouth shire, to 314, or 21.1 per cent. Sev eral agricultural counties oxpori. enced no increaso of their adult able bodied paupers; theso counties wore Southampton, Berks, Oxford, Cam bridge, Suffolk, Wills, Dorset, and York, North Hiding. In other agri cultural counties the increaso of able bodied pauperism was fur below tho avorago. hill Mall Gazette. Tun Origin of Our Domestic Am UAI.H. Pahnolitio man, who existed for so long a period in Western Europe dur ing the quartenary ago, was probably indigenous thero. lint at the commence ment of tho neolithic age a new civiliov tion was suddenly introduced, and a new typo of man appears on the scene Neolithic man, with bis polished stono implements, brings with him a number of domestic animals the dog, the goat, the sheep, tho ox, the horse aud tho pig, liy studying the origin of these animals, aud determining their ancient homo, light may obviously be thrown upon the source whence the neoliths emigrated. Such a study has been undertaken by 1'rofessor Habriel do Mortillet, who has contributed an interesting paper on this subject to tlio current number of M. (Jar tailhac's Mnteriul fur the llinlory of Man. Neolithic man, according to the author, came to Asia Minor, from Armenia and the Caucasus. These, in fart, are said to Iki the only countries which cou Id nave yielded the asscm blage of domestio animals and. cereals , i .i ., t , . r. .1 which me noouius urougnt wuu inem npon thir invasion of Southwestern Europo during tho Robenhauen period. "Lord, i it I?" Thero is some hinder ing cause iu the church, preventing its healthy progress. Somebody is absent from class and prayer-meetings who ought to be there, homebody is silent, when thero, who ought to mako confes sion, or to bear witness, for tho Muster. Somebody is not at Sunday-school who is much needed as a ollicer or a teacher Somebody is wanted to visit from houso to house to comfort tho sick, to invite thoso who have lost their first love back again to the sanctuary and tho social ser vice, and to bring the children to tlio Sunday-school. More prayer and more faith are wanted. How many ought to ask, "Lord, is it I? Zion Herald. Latest thing in boots Holes. Rronson Alcott is eighty year old. Roys are deep in the merits of rival makes of boots. Delano, of the London Timrt, died of Bright' disease. The latest estimate of Mr. Tildcn's wealth put it at 831,000,01X1. It is said that tho forts in the Thames could be taken in an hour. "The only Grimaldi" is an expression that cover a multitude of poor clon. The mother and sister of Michael Davitt, the Sligo seditionist, live in I'hiladeiphia. The sorrow that can be drowned in liquor is the anly sorrow that come of drinking. Daniel Viergc, the celebrated Parisian illustrator, will probably visit tlii eonntry oon. Ole Dull ha rented James Russell Lowell' house at Cambridge, Mass., fur the winter. A new use ha been found for many a youth' head-piece, the utility of which had heretofore been questiontble. It is discovered that such young men' bd are primarily intended to keep their necktie from slipping off. THK BKAVT1FVL HO.VK. bv Mrs. a a ii corns. Til.' LI1 IIO'I )Maiitirni i.nma A W .V -tl till .t....... ' ThJV Ml il a lUrr our Invwl roum, " " mi'ij juiirnrjrtul o'or. I.ik u vmv r m win.ttrlnp wild, HH fcll'UIII till, The rlfllin vut1 llmt iem but shrouds, Wliin r'oii'li ni.nn nil- nthi at.. Will llll lllk' -IKI '.. III lillj Hlk .1(1 f And rn ii. . , ,j, Till" IM-..1, u c i,f Wutun wm ilnui J ul p.tMco l cryntal tad yll. Ho our lovd onm unit t lb rmrly m IU Will A.. Ml . , ' ....,., vfiiiiiih iiitirr, II IliseryaiHi lnNin nraih Ihc rnl'Vu Uvn ln !rDwi haitFinrlrk)l roo. IV wr I -nr Ihrlr win imih i . J '""nlng ol Ml lo u,ut a. Is tua luutloof itintr leel. This bciu I fill hom on Ihenlnpr !.! . wniir imp ilk a Ulry mr-y.ii; TM ooauntul hiiino byuml ti 'I In i i iiv cryaiai wmen men: Tlirongh th droary nltlit a ray of light, . ... m uilgllHT mirn. " .ii iivi row ua u rr. When rrlind rrovs ruins and life doili itam A tillrili.li liunl in hu.. 1 hniiiKli a rilling oluud if rnlnli a gleam, ALL .NOBIS. Abbe Liszt is said to wear his nriustlv roWs lightly. It takes four doctors to euro Onnnral Sheridan of a cold in the head. Modesty is worth what shadows are in a painting; sho give to it strungth and ream. A female celebrity has arrived in Mon aco who goes by tke namo of tho "Kou- leito i iciitl. Prof. Proctor alludes to tho earth as a mure mustard seed. Probably because it is hot iuside. "Life" any that tho English diamond trade- is looking up by reason of order from tho United States. When tho brewers of Cincinnati com bine their motto will bo "ono beer" in stead of "beer for ono." Zola works at a big bible, in a big room, in a big house, and has a big opinion of the result of his labors. The now "Turkish Reveille" seems to bo very popular, but the old Turkish Re vel eh'? was tho thing on Thanksgiving day. Did it ever occur to you that Eve nover had an opportunity to toll her sido. of that (lardcn of Eden story? Mulish obstiuacy is the loading eha r ai.toristic of somo mini who go through life claiming great credit for positiveniB of character. Tho young man who consulted I gooso-hono to find out what the west would be, undoubtedly anticipattd bono-answor. Cetewavo's four wive have each b presented with a concertina and the V ; fortunate Cot. will immediately take the woods. Newsmongers at the capital will be likely to got the cold shoulder from President Hayes and Secretary Shorman for somo timo to come. A married woman who nover said: "No wonder girls don't got married nowadays; they aro altogether differ ent from what they were whon I was a girl." .Twonty men who beliove what, they f profess, and livo a they believe, are '; worth more than flvohundrodbypoorites, T to any good cause. -Uoldon Luld. t " s When churches mark thoir black ' sheep so that tho world may suo that tho church know who they aro, the white one will bo recognized and trusted. Uoldon Rule. Tho late Ilishop of Exeter was sitting ono day at luncheon with his wife and another lady, when tho hostess inquired anxiously of her husband if the mutton was to his liking. "My doar," repliod the bishop, with his courteous littlo bow, "it is like yourself, old and tender." An Ogden paper, in shaking of a re cent accident at that placo, says: "It i feared that the boy's injuries will prove quito fatal." It is hopod that the re porter's account i exaggerated, and that the lad's injuries will prove only moder ately fatal. "Ah, Louise, my heart is very despon dent. Ever since I have gazed into tho donths of those lovely, I " Hush; John, put an air brake on that train of thought. Pa has introduced me to hi new partner ,and I am hi for $2,000,000. That settles it. A pretty, blne-cyod maiden who was nursing her fifth Christmas doll, and listening to her mother and some female friend talkingabont domestic broils and divorces, created rathor a pleasant sen sation by remarking: "Well, ma, I'm nover going to marry. I'm going to be a widow." W. H. M., of tho Guard' Club, Lon don, advertises that he will pay the ox pensea of hi collie dog (which ha an affection of the lungs, and noods the benefit of a warmer climate) if any one wintering in the south of France', who would like a pleasunt companion, will undertake the care of him. A box stall costing $13,000 ha just been finished in the stable of Ituron , Rothschild, of Vienna, for his favorite horse. The stublo proper ho marble floors, encaustic titles painted by dis tinguished artists, rings, chains and drain traps of silver, and the walls are frescood with hunting scenes. This building cost $80,000. When two couple of young people start out riding in a two-seated carriage, they are happy a four loving clama until tho shade of evening approach, and then the couple in the front seat begin to realize that the crying need of this great, free and majestic country of ours is a two-seat carriage with the front seat be hind. The oldest postmaster in the service is Edward Stabler, of Sandy Springs, Montgomery county, Md. His commi- ion is dated December 14, 1830, nearly forty-nine year ago, when Andrew Jackson waa President. Hia salary last year was f and never larger than that sum. Mr. John Wilson, of Plato, 111., is the oldest postmaster west of the Allegheny mountain, having served ince im.