Eugene City Guard. CAMPBELL llROXIIXQRtt PUBLISHERS. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 1879. TELEGRAPHIC. EASTERN. A Nobleman' Opinion. New Yobk, Sept. 8. The earl of Dun raven, who arrived with several others of the English nobility yesterday, goes hence to-day to look after his property in Colorado. He is accompanied by the Earl of Coledon and Lord Rodney, both of the 1st Life Guards, for a hunting expe dition. Being asked by a World repor- er if any English farmers had emigrated to Colorado, he replied "No," and that he thought it was not particularly adapted to farming. He thought the em igration of EngliuU farmers to America not likely to increase ; the causes now im pelling them were only temporary. Morning II port. Memphis, Sept. 8. Nine cases are re ported this morning. Four deaths have occurred since last night. The Fever at New Orleans. Nbw Orleans, Sept. 8. Two children of Oen. Hood, sick with fever, are im- roving. One new case is reported, arry Sbelton. aged 6 years, of 740 Magazine street, taken Aug. 80th. The board of health to-day deciarod the city infected port. Statement by Murderers Lebanon, Pa., Sept. 8. Brandt and Hummel, two of the men convicted of the murder of Rubor, to-day made state- ents in reference to the murder. Brandt denies ever having had anything to do with the murder, never solicited Drew or Stochler, never held a policy on Ruber's life, but considers it an ordinary business transaction. He says he bought it as others did in that neighborhood, ex pecting Robor to die soon, he being an old man, and that he never was in conpir acy to murder him. These denials are creating considerable discussion, as they destinctly contradict the confessions of Drew and Stochler, who expect to hang for their crimes. Hellef for Hood's Children. ' Atlanta, Sept. 8. A subscription for won. aoou s children reached on the first day nearly $1000. Murder, Norfolk, Sept. 8. John H. Gatling, brother of the inventor, was found mur dered near his homestead at Murfree boro, N. 0. A Mimic Campaign, The 1st brigade of state militia, 3000 strong, have gone into camp for amuse ment and profit of military experience. The camp has been set up at South Park, Chicago, for the last four days. " Grant Iloneward Bound. New Yobk, Sept. 8.-The Pacifio Mail Steamship Co., received the following dispatch from Yokohama to-day: "To Capt.John Riley, N. Y. The steam ship Citltof Tokio sailod on the 8d of Septomber and will probably arrive at Sun Francisco Sent. 121st. (fun tt h Grant was a passengor on the steamer." South American Naval Movement. New York, Sept. 4.-A dispatch from Arioa, Peru, Aug. 13th, statos that the Chilian transport. Lamarc, chased by the Huasear, had a number of sick sol diors on board when she run ashore at Caldera. The Huasear afterwards mir. suod the transport Statu, but the latter took rofuge undor the guns of the iron clad lilanca Ezealada, which in turn chasod the Huasear eight hours, the lat ter escaping. Personal. Wasiiinoton, Sept. 4. The president and family leave Monday for the west. General Shorman will accompany the president to Cincinnati and attend the exposition there. Sooretary Evarts will join tlio president in his visit to Kansas and remain with him till his return ear ly in October. Socrotarv Th nmmnn leaves to-morrow for Indiana, and Soore tary McCrary on the 20th for Iowa. Tho latter will inspect some western posts. When Postmaster General Key returns General Tyner will go to Indiana. Ex Ministor Welch was at the state depart ment to-day closing up his accounts. He paid his respocts to the president at the soldiers' homo, Not ( Bender. Little Rock, Sept. 4. The recent al leged discovery of Kate Bender in the porson of DoranesserDenengor, turned out to be a mistake, as a man at Port ttmita, who got a divorce from the said Dora, gives an authenticated history of the woman, showing that she is an entire ly different person, althongh not super ior to Kate Bender in disposition for crime. Cetewayo Propoeea Peer. A dispatch from Durban says that a cavalry reoonnoissauce has blown up jxiim w'hjmjui powaor magazine, ton miles from his new kraal. Messengers from Cetewayo met Sir Garnet Wolesley on the 12th of August, saying that the king was willing to submit and pay his taxes, bnt that the country must be cleared of British soldiers. The messen gers were informed that Cetewayo waa no longer king and must surrender un conditionally. Monday's Fearful Storm. New Orleans, Sept. 4.-Monday's storm lasted from noon till 10 at night. The damage to property in the town, glass in buildings, fencing and cropa in the country is incalculable. From every section of the parish comes the old tale Of great destruction of cotton, and the wru crop is leveled with the groUni Bnj will hardly be able to recover. Losses in town, independent of coal and ferry boats, are estimated at $300,000. The roof of Henry Von Pulse's sugar house fell in and killed 20 of 28 mules placed there for safety. Fifty yards of wall around the penitentiary were demolished and part of the bnildimr unroofed n.l machinery damaged. A Storaa Strikes Gettysburg. GrrTTsnrao, Sept 4. A cyclone which strmk Hunterstown near here, da molished the Methodist church, badly in jured school bnildingi, sod unroofed a unmber of dwellings and other build ings. The path of the storm waa only about GO feet wide. Kvenlag Report. Memphis, Sept. 4. Twenty-seven cases, 12 white. Thee additional deaths have occurred. Three children of the late J. S. Houck were stricken to-day at Buntyn Station. Weather clear and warm; thermometer (i6 to 78. Memphis, Sept. 4. -The Howards to day made a pressing call for outside as sistance. Monument to Gen. Bangs. Chicago, Sopt. 4. A monument er ected to the memory of the late Gen. Geo. S. Bangs, superintendent of the railway mail service, will be unveiled at the exposition building Saturday evening at 8:30, with appropriate ceremonies, in cluding an oratorical tribute by Hon. Ewery Storrs, a life-long friend of Gen. Bangs. The monument is of gray mar ble, 18 feet high, and the design is very complete and elaborate. Jay Gould's Generosity. New York, Sopt. 5. Jay Gould has sen Hie Memphis Howards 80000 and says that he will foot their bills as long as they think it necessary. Gratrful Reply to Jay Gould's Offer. Memphis, Sept. 5. W. J. Smith, act ing president of the Howards, replies to Jay Gould : "The grand sentiment you express to continue our work, and in the event that our appeal to the country is not heeded you will foot all the bills, has nerved us all and strengthened our faith in the cause. Our expenses aggre gate sioou daily." Steamboat Explosion, Detroit. Sept. 5. The excursion steamer Alaska of the Detroit and Putin Bay line, while a few milos from the mouth of the river in lake Erie this fore noon, exploded, instantly killing both engineers, and one deck hand and seri ously scalding ten deck hands two fa tally; but of a large number of passen gers on board, only one was injured and that slightly. jumDesziement. Boston, Sopt. C. Chas. Dimond, ex- treasurer of the Massachusetts Home Missionary Society, was committed to prison to-day in default of bail on charge of embezzling $8000 belonging to the Tho New French Cable, Liverpool, Sept. 3. The steamer Far aday has completed laying off the coast part of the ocean section of the new French cable line, which is expected to be completed to St. Pierre this month. Death of Col. Fletcher. Liout. Col. Henry Charles Fletcher, military secretary to Lord Dufferin dur ing his Canadiun vice royalty, is dead. A Royal Visit. Alexandria, Sept. 4. Emperor Wil liam arrived to-day and was received by the czar. The meeting between the two emporors was exceedingly cordial. They were enthusiastically cheered by large crowds assembled. General Von Man- teufol accompanies the emperor of Ger many. Prof. Nordenskjold Heard from. Gothenbero, Sweden, Sopt. 4. A tel egram has been received from Prof. Nor denskjold, the Swedish arctic explorer, dated Yokohama, Sept. 3d, as follows : "All are well. We left winter quarters on the 18th and doubled East Cape on the 20th of July ; proceedod thence to Lawrence Bar. Port Clarence and Ben- ring island. Have had on sickness and no scurvy. Tho company is in excellent condition." An Insult to th Queen. London, Sept. 4. It is stated in Dub lin that the lord lieutenant has requested the police authorities of Limerick to make a special report of the circumstan ces under which Charles Stewart Parnoll at a recent banquet suffered hissing which greeted the toast, "The yueen. to pass unnoticed, though he is a magis trate and a momber of parliament. Personal. Yokohama, Sept. 4. The family of Gen. Grant accompany him on the steam er City of Toklo, which sailed hence for San Francisco. They are all well. An Old An Alarming Revolt In Afghanistan. Simla, Sept. 6. At a late hour Thurs day night a messenger traveling post haste, reached Alikneyt from Cabul and informed Major Connelly, the British po litical agent, that the British embassy at Cabnl had been attacked by several Af ghan regiments which had assembled in that city, demanding arrears of pay and that the military escort of the embassy w as defending themselves. Tlie viceroy of India immediately ordered troops at Alikneyt to move instantly upon Shutar- garden pass, and General Roberts has been ordered to proceed to Peiwer pass ana advance on Uabul, while General Stewart has been ordered to hold Can dahar. All the British forces on Canda har will concentrate at Candahar. For ces in Khyber pass are beinor reinforced and will operate on Jellalabad. Major Connelly telegraphed Friday night the substance of a letter received from the ameer of Afghanistan, who confirms the news or the revolt and adds that the reg iments which have mutinied were joined by the populace. The ameer's arsenal and stores were first plundered and de stroyed and the British embassy was then attacked by overwhelming numbers. PACIFIO COAST. city. Antral of European Operatives. New York, Sept. 5. It is believed that fully one thousand silk operatives have arrived at Paterson this year from English, French, German and Italian citios, attracted by reports of prosperity of the industry in that city. Yesterdov thirty silk spinners arrived in one party from an English town. They say that a great many more are coming soon. Revival of Railroad Industries. Indicatrons of a revival of railroad manufacturing industries appear. In fact, a gentleman acting as agent for a southwestern railrood recently wrote to all rolling mills in the east, asking bids for five thousand tons of rails and not one of the mills would bid. Each and all declared they were full of orders months ahead. Some of them till Feb ruary could not consider his offer at all. He says that this was the tenor of replies : . i ... . rweivuu inm every roiling mm east. Mrs. Rprague's Petition. . Providence, R. I., Sopt. 6. The poti nun oi Airs. Aate unase Bprague, for the appointment of a trustee for her prop erty, came up in the supreme court to day and Wednesday assigned for hearing. , Memphis. Memphis, Sopt. 6. Five new cases re ported this morning fivo deaths since last night. A Building Wrecked. Cheyenne. Wv.. Sowt. 7. At 10 o'ulnck last night a two story brick building, oc oupiod by F. E. Warren as a musio store, L. R. Breshen as a meat market and Mrs. Boll as a boarding house, situated on six teenth street, foil in. A numbor of per sons were buried in the ruins: but it is believed that all except three children of iurs. lieu nave fooen taken out. Col. G. I. F. Vandosando, whose parents reside in Boston, was taken out dead. The others recovered were more or less in jured. The building adjoining the ofllce of the Western Union Telegraph Com pany, the walls of which are considered unsufe. The dobris of fallen buildings wos cleared away this morning and the dead bodies of Mrs. Boll's two boys, aged four and six years, were taken out. All per sons are now belioved to be out. The wounded are behoved to be doing well. It is thought that more are fatally hurt. The accident is attributed to the giving way of a defective partition wall. An Outrage Avenged Union, Ky., Sept. 6. Theodore Dan iel, a negro, for attempting to ravinli Miss Goorgia Bilitia, the adopted daugh ter of his employer, Fielding Dickey, a farmer, living near here, was taken from jail by a mob after the preliminary trial yesterday, and being tied to a tree, was shot dead. Robbed by a Sharper. Philadelphia, Sept. 6. Isaac R. Martindoll. messenger in the HiirhwAv depot, while drawing a check at the Gir ard bank to-day was robbed of $2100 by a sharper. Death of Wilbur F. Raymond. New York. Sept. 7. Wilbur F. Rav- mond, absconding agent of Rumsey A Co. Seneca Falls, who was arrested re- Question RevivedAustria's Italian frovluces. Rome, Sept. 4. The Italian irrendenta question is exciting and has renewed at tention in consequence of a recent pamphlet issued by Col. Haymorle, brother of Count Andrassy's probable successor as the Austro-Hungarion pre mier, stating that it is fermented bv nn- scrupulons men who are actuated by lust of conquest, and that hatred of Aus tria is encouraged in Italy because it is thought that a province could be more easily filched from Austria than any other power. The Liberta, conservative organ, and therefore having more moder ate views on ioreign pontics than news papers of the left, replying says : Aus tria cannot expect that Italy should de clare the Italian provinces still nmlnr Austrian sway, belonging to Austria by full rights, and shall continue so inde finitely. On the other hand, Italy can't claim that Austria shall, merely to please her, restore her valuable provinces. As Italy cannot think of making war in her present condition and Austria cannot attack Italy merely for having certain aspirations, both parties should stop making insincere and sterotyped declar ations. Riot In Chill. Panama, Ang. 2C The Star aud Her ald says that the excitement in Chili on receipt of the news of the capture of Ri niao was intense. Tho opposition made it the occaison for a fierce onslaught up- Suicide Fire In the Mountains Harvest. Waila Waxla, Aug. 81. R. C. Web ster suicided at the St. Louis Hotel at 10 o'clock Sunday morning by shooting himself through the head caused by girl on the brain. Reports from Northern Idaho say that Indians have fired the thickly wooded mountain country where they roam, thus mailing action Dy the troops almost im possible. Supplies are getting scarce on that acoount. Harvest here is progressing very fa vorably. Schooner Courser Wrecked. Olympia, W. T., Aug. 31. An Indian from the Quinault reservation has just arrived, bringing a letter from Capt. M. Smith stating that his schooner the Cour ser went ashore at a point five miles north of Point Greenville on Wednesday night, Augum, i , ana is a total loss. The car go will be saved, and is being taken ashore by the Indians. Point Grfionvilln is thirty miles north of Gray's Harbor, and the wreck is a short distance north of the reservation agency. The Courser belongs to Charles H. Wells' line of Puget Sound vessels, and had a large cargo for Seattle, New Tacoma, Steila coom and Olympia morchants. Punished for Stealing Government a imuer. Seattle. Aug. 81. Within tln nant. few days several prominent loggers, whose operations have been recently sur veyed by Copt. Prosser, special agent U. S. Interior department, plead guilty and confessed judgment in various amounts, ranging from $200 to $500 each for tres passing upon government lands in the neighborhood of Puget Sound. Many others have proposed to pursue the same course. Public sentiment here is grow- iug more lavoraoie to the enforcement of the law prohibiting trespassers on the government domain. The general feel ing is that the interests of the country will be promoted by stopping all illicit operations oi this Hind sheriff, auditor, collector and county at torney, and are sure on city and district attorney. The republicans will probably get the balance, except perhaps two or three supervisors and school directors. The superior judges are divided. Seaman Killed. San Francisco. Sept. 6. A seaman named James Alexander, belonging to the ship City of Shanghai, was struck on the head yesterday by a block which fell from aloft. His skull was fractured and he died in the evening. He was a native of Scotland, and aged 35 years. Death from Opium. ! Mrs. AdeliaBernhard died at her resi dence, No. 1608 Post street, last, Thurs day from the effects of an overdose of opium, accidentally administered by her self. She was a native of Russia and aged 37 years. Killed by a Caving Bank, While four laborers were excavating at the corner of Sanchez and Jersey streets yesterday afternoon, one of them, Stephen Kaler, was buried by the caving of a bank. He was soon extricated, but died in a few minutes. He was a native of Ireland and aged 29 years. Political News. San Francisco, Sept. 6. About fif teen hundred ballots remain to be count ed in the city, and the canvass will prob ably be completed before morning. Kal loch now has 1482 majority over Flint and is elected. The workingmen have also elected the sheriff, auditor, district attorney, city and county attorney tax, collector, public administrator and sur veyor. The republicans elect the asses sor, coroner and superintednent of schools. The offices of treasurer, recor der, county clerk, (street superintendent) and police judge are still in doubt with chances in favor of the workingmen's candidates. The superior judges will probably be about equally divided. The republicans are likely to elect four out of five justices and their ticket of super visors is believed to be successful with perhaps two or three exceptions; also five of their candidates for school direc tors. The workingmen have nrobablv elected three or four, Beerstecher and Stoneman. workingmen. and Cone, re publican, are elected railroad commis sioners. There seems to be no doubt that the republicans have elected all four congressman. The legislature is . still nndecided, but if the republicans have not a majority they will in all probabil ity be able to oontrol both houses. The result on the state ticket remains as here tofore reported, though it is not quite certain how the supreme court may stand. Banks' Bibles. from tbe New Tor Weekly l I was detained over Sunday In Bam., bury, and on Sunday I resolved to church The first church I came to . Small fnmi ... t ouunure Wim I Woodon steeple had the doors and winZ. tBbtly shut, but there was a man on th - . buck, anu I said him: to connected with this "Are you church ? " ' "Yes," he said, "I am the sexton "What is it closed for?" "Well, mostly on account of Bank.' babies." 8 "Babies?" "Sit down and I'll tell you about it You know, Banks, he came don to & t"Al few,wfeks "go, a perfect st ange? and he rented a pew in this church ii heIT8tht,B?Dk8 had thre8 little bitaif C?leiWlotaL "? more'n two month, old and then beside these, he had tw about a year old. So nobody knew aboS the babies but Banks wanted to have K,-JitM T8 baPtized. "d be lowed Mrs. Banks to rush the whole five hnhiM lnln nlii.ul, ... , v..u.v.u uu une aunuay m ieht te. "mark, you understand. So he sett edit that he'd have 'em christened gradually so to speak. Accordingly the next Sunday he fetched little Jimmjone of the triplets, and all went off well enough. On the followln' Sunday he came a promenadln' up the aMe with '"uguju.nuuiner triplet, and Dr. Bmns, our preacher, fixed him up all right. People thought it was queer, but when on the next Sunday mornin' Banks and his wife came into church with an other baby, William Henry, crying Pawnee war-hoop some of the folks couldn't heb snckrin'. M "Hpwsomdever nobody complained.and all might have been well if Banks hadn't Come alnnv thn Knn.lot, oftn. . Hunsiker Banks.one oi the twins. Every body laughed, and Mr. and Mrs. Banks were furious-mad as anvtbing.you know, . , V" "umw uuuM iiuuieu Off nnpwInntalUr ntifV. I 1 1 1 . - u -,..v.v ,,, iH nana gna nit Dt Bmns, who was holding hira during the' ceremony, a whack in the face, and the Doctor dropped him in the water, the congregation just fairlv roared Health Maxims. .a. aav UtMJUtlU J on the government in which the noun- of tll08e who have been trespassing are lace impatient under the inactivity of the dlsPosed to take advantage of the TOimo uuurai vy me government mitted prior to June 1, 1879. A Horrible' Suicide. San Francisco, Sept. 3. A terrible suicide occurred at Meigg's wharf at about six o'clock this morning. A man supposed to be named Schneider, a short time ago an inmate of the alms house. -A 3 11 1 . . . . - J woa npon tne edge or the wharf and blew his head to pieces. The body fell into the water and has not yet been found, but a portion of the nose and moustache and a part of the skull were fond float ing near the wharf and were secured. Suicide. San Francisco, Sept. 3. Sigismund Mayer Dinkel, a resident of New York, 2-1 years old, committed suicide last even- government, joined with great zeal and most riotous demonstrations. Groat crowds gathored in the principal plaza and shouted, "Pown with the ministers," "Death to the Arancanian." A strong body of military was callod ont and after a time the mob dispersed, only to reas semble the following night on the ala meda increased in numbers and organ ized. Iron seats were used for barri cades and soldiers sent to disperse the crowds, were received with volleys of stones and bottles and some pistol shots. The troops (cavalry) fired three volleys and then charged, cutting and slashing right and left, rather with a view of clear ing the streets than of slaying the peo ple, uniy wiree aeatns are reported, but perhaps a hundred people were more or ing in the Cosmopolitan Hotel by taking less seriously injured. morphine. centlyon a charge of forgery, but re- Z?'8 7 J leased, his employers declining to pros- 0 ?T 1848, cute, died toslay at Lis hotel of dropsy T enf?reel, vi iuu unari. Cbas. Dimond Goes ! Jail. Boston, Sept. 6. In the superior criminal court to-day the grand jury re turned an indictment for embezzlement on six counts against Chas. Dimond, de faulting treasurer of the Massachnsettji Missionary society. In default of bail Dimond went to jail. Cbara;d with Th.fl. Albant, N. Y., Sept. 7. W. n. Moyer, bookkeeper in Niagra County Bank, Lockport, has been arrested here on charge of stealing 88000 in bonds. FOREIGN. Omit JUveaaent. London, Sept. 3. A financier says that in consequence of the movement of Paris and New York exchanges in favor oi ixmdon, gold from the east, which had been taken for transmission to New lork, was kept back and sent into the Bank of England. John Penry Puleaton. M. P.. for Day- f nport, did not sail for the United States I Saturday, being unable to obtain a berth. Spain wl 1 Supply Troops and Funds. Hanana, Sept. 4. Tho home govern ment has notinod the authorities thore that it will send immediately 20,000 troops to maintain pnblio tranquility in the island, and will send all funds neces sary to moot increased expenditures. Havana was startlod by the news that two insurgent bands had appeared in the districts of Holquin and Santiago do Cuba. Exoitoment ran high and the pre mium on gold immediately rose; but as a genoral thing confidence in the main tenance of peace remains unshaken. Qen. Blanco at once dispatched 2000 men from this city and ordered a most ener getio pursuit of the disturbers. The in surgent bands are remnants of old guer illas employed by Spain during the war. These men were paid $ 1 per day while in service, ana are discontented at their discharge. Fatal Fever. Seventy-eight deaths resulted from yel low fever last week, a decrease of 17 compared with the previous week. In consoquence of the unusual violence of yellow fever during the present summer and the fatality of the disease on board vessels which left Port Royal, the order ' iiu mm l i . nus ueen revived and It provides that no vessel carrying above 60 persons, inclu ding passengers and crew, shall, leave the port without having a physician and clergyman on board. Agitated Cuba. Madrid, Sept. 4. The government intends that the cortes shall discuss pro jected reforms in Cuba after the royal marriage. A ministerial bill on the sub ject will be introduced in case none is brought forward by the committee on Cuban question. As Seen fraaa Knuland. London, Sept 7. The revival of the American demand for British exports continues a principal theme of all finan cial reviews and articles. The Econo mist says that there can be no doubt that business is rapidly reviving in America. SU 1 Another Rednrtlam. Ten thousand nail makers in Stafford shire have received notice of ten per cent. reuueuon oi wages. Living Death. St. PmRSBrRo, Sept. 7. Eighty-four young persons, sentenced to hard labor and deportation to Siberia for political offenses, have left Moscow under an armed escort. orphi Burned to Dtath. Last evening Mrs. Lowney, residing at 716 Clementina street, while in the water closet, stepped on a match, set her clothes on fire, and was so severely uurumi niui wie uieu mis morning. A Little Boy Drowned. Seattle, Sept. 3. Franklin Smith, aged eight years, son of O. H. Smith, late of Oakland, Cal., superintendent of Baker & Hamilton's sawmill on White river in this county, was drowned this morning by falling from a scow near the mill. Thieves Hanged by a Mob. Ukiah, Mendocino county, Sept. 4. Elijah Frost, Bige Gibson and Tom Mc- Lraken were taken from a constable at Willits last night and hung by a mob. These men were under arrest for larceny of a saddle and some harness. Rumor has it that many things have come up missing lately, and these pvrties have been suspected, Elijah Frost was the son of Elijah Frost who was killed some years ago in a shooting scrape with the Coats boys. He had been ont of state's prison about eight months, having been sent there from Rod Bluffs for horse stealing. Fatal Accident at Seattle. Seattle, Sept. 4. A man named Leon ard Jenkins, recently from Whitefield. N. H., was instantly killed to-day while engaged in raising a frame for one of the Bel' town barrel factory buildings, by a piece of timber falling upon him and breaking his neck. Decedent was about d years of age and unmarried. The Outlook Saw. San Franjisco, Sept. 5. 9 P. M. Three fourths of the votes in the city and A- A . I 1 h. a. . . staie uaa oeen counted. 1'erKins is lead ing Glenn about 17,500 and White with the same. Completion of the coant will increase Perkins plurality of the count to 22,000 or 23,0tK) probably. In this city he will gain on Glenn, and in the country on White during the remainder of the count. All the state ticket will go with the bead except justices, which canmt yet be determined. It is now probable that the republicans will elect all the congressmen, though it is very close in the city district. The republi cans eiect tne railroad commissioner in the northern district, and the working men theirs in the city and in the south ern district. The legislature is still in doubt KaJloch continues to increase his lead and is elected beyond a doubt The workingmen's chances are best fur A good laugh is anti-dyspeptic. A hearty meal taken while excess ively fatigued has often destroyed health. A sourlook,an impatient gesture, across word at the breakfast table, is enough to , -). l. v. . r 1 : - i . i i . luuko wib ueoi juuu iiiujgesuoie, and spoil the day. Never sit or stand with the wind blow ing on you for a single moment, for it speedily produces a fever, and then a bad cold. If you can't get good wages, work for your board rather than do nothing, or go in ueot, or live on tne earnings or charity ui Hiiuiuer. The thinnest veil or handkerchief thrown over the face while riding or walk ing against a cold wind is a remarkably comfortable protection. Nature is very much like a shiftless child, who, the more he is helped, the more he looks for it. The more medicine a man takes, the more he will have to take, whether it be anodyne, tonic, or alternative. To spend two or three moments on ris ing and retiring, in rapin friction of the whole surface of the body with the hand is a more rational treatment of the skin, and a more health promoting operation for most persons, than a daily cold water uaui. Acidity always arises either from hav ing eaten too much food, or of a quantity which the stomach could not dissolve. The remedy is, eat less and less each meal until there is no acidity, then you know for yourself how much your stomach can manage. To eat the same amount and as regularly take something to correct the acidity, is certain to cause dyspepsia, or some other more serious form of disease. Mr. Lincoln's ' Favorite Oath." The change in the name of the Rue Saint Arnaud in Paris into the Rue Lincoln continues to encounter the mild opposi tion of the Figaro of that city. In the number of that journal for the 2nd of August appears a communication from "The Circle of the Rue Saint Arnaud," an association composed of about 1500 artists, men of letters, former public functionaries, and financiers living on that street. These gentlemen protest against the new name, Rue Lincoln. It is, they say, not euphonic. It is not pleasant to near themselves called " The Circle of the Rue Lincoln.', Xhey ap preciate "at its just value the personality of M. Lincoln." But Marshal de Saint Arnaud, after whom the street was named, died on the field of battle at the dawn of a glorious victory. They would better appreciate M. Lincoln had he died for France instead of for the United States. In his lifetime "he treated us badly; his favorite oath was Damn Frenchmen; Damnees Francais! This is how M. Lincoln loved ns." If the Mu nicipal Council mnst name the street after the President of a Republie the Circle would prefer to have it called "La Rue Grevy." Xew Yotk Evening Mrs. Banks turned mH aa flm .-j . , , . ' " ' auu ioukbu as ii sne would lik9 to murder everydody. "Well, you know, we all thought this was the last, and public feeling kinder simmered down on toward the end of the week, when who should come booming up the aisle on Sunday morning but Mr and Mrs.Banks, with Tecumseh Aristotle Banks, the remainin twin I Vn , ought just to 've heard the congregation laugh ! I never seen nothin like it in all my experience. Even Dr. Binns had to smile. And the Bankses, they were per fectly wild with rage. Anyhow, they baptized Tecumseh: and after meetin' some of the elders got to jofcin' about it. One allowed they'd have to apply to the town Supervisors for an extension of the water works ; another allowed that ar rangements ought to be made to divert Huckleberry creek and run it down the middle aisle oi the church : another made soino kind of a joke about business being good because so many Banks werein town; another said that Banks would need about twelve pews when his family grew up. Somebody must have told Bunks about it, for what does be do to revenge himself? He sends down to Clarion county to his two sisters to come un and bring their children. So they had a couple of babies apiece, and as soon as they arrived Banks he begins to bring them into church gradually, like the others. You never seen such meetings as them ! The church was jammed full of people just roarln'. And when Banks came in on Sunday with the fourth and last of the sisters' babies, the Trustees thought it was time to interfere. Gettin to be a farce, vou know. So Deacon Smith be stepped up and said somethin' or other to Banks.and iianks, quicker 'n a wink, laid down the buby and banged the deacon with his fist. And so I dunno how it was, but in a minute there was Bank's, Deacon Smith, Deacon Hubbard, Bank's sister's baby and me, all a rollin' and a pumpin' over the floor, hittin' and kickin' and whoopin' in a manner that was ridiculous to behold. "And when we all come to and got straightened out, Banks picked up the battered baby of his sister and quit, and the trustees held an informal meetin' and agreed to close the church for a month, so as to kinder freeze Banks out, and no we've shut up ; but I reckon it is no use. for I hear Banks has got his back up and gone over and joined the Baptists." Solsaid good bye to the sexton, and went in search of another sanctuary. Effectof Viet on L quor Drinkers. A Living Man's Bbain Exposed. There is in Livonia a man who may be come an object of as much interest to the scientific world as was the Frenchman in Canada years ago, who, by a gunshot wound, laid open his stomach, ami lived for years, letting physicians observe the process oi digestion. The Livonia man one day last week waa kicked in the fore head by a bone which be tried to make jump a fence, and a wound inflicted in his forehead through which the brain may be seen palpitating. The wounded man i expected to recover. HochetUr Union. A Polish peasant woman at Mankowe, young. namiMme,and with a fine voice, nas Mtaoiisneti a new sect and rlioeen twrlve apostles to preach abstinence from wine, meat and marriage. At the loot of prufescion the chirupo Charles Napier, an English scientific man, has been trusting the truth of Liebig's theory that liquor-drinking is compatible with animal food, but not with a farinacious diet. The experiment was tried upon twenty-seven liquor-drinking persons, with results substantiating the Liebig theory. Among the most striking instances of reform brought about by a change of diet, was thatof a gentleman of sixty, who had been addicted to intemperate habits for thirty-five years, his outbursts averaging once a week. His constitution was so shattered that he bad ureat diffi culty in insuring bis life. Afteran attack of delirium tremens, which nearly ended fatally he was persuaded to enter upon a farinaceous diet, which, we are assured, cured him completely in seven months lie seems to have been very tbin st the beginningof the experiment, but t the close of the period named, hud gained twenty.eight pounds, being then about the normal weight for a person of his liaiirht Iminff thd artioloa nf fnnA Orhillh as epecified by Napier as pre-eminent for antagonism to alcohol are macaroni, baricot, beans, dried pea and lentils, all of which should be well boiled and flavor ed wiib plenty of butter or olive oil. Tbe various garden vegetables are said to be helpful, but a diet mainly composed of them would not resist tbe tendency to intemperance so effectually as one of tbe ITl uVu rrtrt i mnA furlnniMiiia f.isul FrOtB this point or view, high glutinous bretd would be of great utility ,but it should not be sour, such acidity being calculated to foster the habits of alcoholic drinkio?. A like remark might be applied to tbe use of salted food. If we inquire cause of a vegetarian's alh-ged disinclina tion to alcoholic liquors, we find that tA rarbonaceoua starch contained in " beans or oleaginous ailment, aud there fore repulsive, carbon in an aicobolic form. We have met many people who hr never known enough ti attend to th'"" own businee, bat they always know no to ran a newspaper.