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There is a story told of Mr Glad stone which would show that the true meaning of the old saying: "Do not mix your drinks," was unknown to the great statesman. It is said to have been his habit to let the wines which were served in the course of dinner mobilize at his eblow, and during a pause in the conversation seize the glass that happened to be neatest. On one occasion Mr. Gladstone, who had re freshed himself as usual in this hap hazard way, inveighed against the practice of mixing wines. It was re spectfully pointed out to him that he had been guilty of this very act; but he explained, to his own satisfaction, that to mix wines was to fill up half a glass of champagne from the port de canter! Cornbill Magazine. To Electrocute a Safety Vault. An experiment of scientific interest is to be tried in getting rid of the safety vault of the old Cincinnati (O.) Deposit and Trust Company. The walls are constructed of layers of hard spring steel to a thickness of one and one quarter inches. Two operators will be placed in the vault and a wire for each run in through a vent hold. The wire will be attached to a carbon, which will be manipulated with a heavy handle. They will pass the carbon over the steel walls, burning them in intersecting lines. TRY ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE, A powder to be shaken into the shoes. At this season your feet feel swollen, ner vous and uncomfortable. If you have smarting feet or tight shoes, try Allen's Foot-Ease. It rests and comforts; makes .walking easy. Cures swollen and sweating feet, blisters and callous spots. Relieves corns and bunions of all pain and is a cer tain cure for Chilblains, Sweating, damp ' or frosted feet. We have over thirty thou sand testimonials. Try it today. Sqld by all druggists and shoe stores for 25c. Trial pacltage FREE. Address, Allen S. Olm sted, Co Roy, N. Y. Popular 'Phone Service. The telephone system of Paris will be greatly popularized and extended by the government mail and telegraph department. Public stations will be scattered through the city, where per sons not subscribers may call from or make engagements over the wire. Messages will te delivered from these stations for a fee of 5 cents. No household i.i compll te without a bot tle of the famous Jesse Moore Whiskey. It ommeiKlertby all physiciai s. Dou't ne glect this necessity. Glue From Seaweed. A fresh use for seaweed is claimed to have been discovered by a Norwegian engineer, who exhibited an invention at the Stockholm exhibition for produc ing paper glue, dressing gam and soap from seaweed. The first establishment for this branch of manufacture is to be erected in the district of Stavanger. HOITT'S SCHOOL FOR BOYS. Now at Burlingame, will remove to its beautiful new home at Menlo Park, San Mateo County, Cal., and re-open January 16th, 1899. Address Ira G. Hoitt, Ph. IX, Menlo Park, Cal. Flies are prevented from entering the house when the screen doors are opened by a new attachment, which has sev eral rows of brushes on the outside of the door to scrape the flies off every time the door opens. Born With a Needle in His Leg. Mrs. Oscar Stanley, of .Anderson, Ind., gave birth to a baby boy recently. When it was placed in care of the nurse, she found a rather peculiar pim ple on the inside of its thigh. She thought nothing of it at first, but it began to get very sore, and also became very large. The other day when she was bathing the child her hand came in contact with a sharp object, which proved to be a needle. The little one had come into this thorny world with the needle buried in his flesh. BELIEF FROM PAIN. Women Everywhere Express their Gratitude to Mrs. Pinkham. rira. T. A. WALDEN, dlbson. da., writes! " Dear Mrs. Pinkham: Before tak ing your medicine, life was a burden to me. I never saw a well day. 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BATES, nansfleld, La., writes 1 "Before writing to you I suffered dreadfully from painful menstrua tion, leucorrhcea and- sore feeling in the lower part of the bowels. Now my friends want to know what makes me look so well. I do not hesitate one min ute in telling them what has brought about this great change. I cannot praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound enough. It is the greatest remedy of the age." Beneath the star-strewn Heaven The shepherds vigil fcept; While hushed to rest about them The world In silence slept. Then burst the anthem Holy, While Heaven's gates flung wide. Flooded the earth with glory On that tirst Chrlstmastlde. With holy exultation The angels sang the birth Of Christ, the King of Glory, Who came a babe to earth. Peace, peace, on earth forever, And sweet good will to menl While all adown the ages Still rings the joyous strain. Oh, Holy Babe, King Jesus! The long years come and go Like sunlight's checkered shadows. With real mingled woe. Into our hearts, we pray Thee, Come Thou, and there abide. In royal measure grant us Thy peace this Chrlstmastlde. -Mrs. George t'anll. IN THE PHILIPPINES. HRISTMAS, 1898, is near. The American sentry on patrol duty before the long row of tents and frame quar ters just outside of Manila paces the monotonous round in a lazy, languid way even the jests of groups gathered here and there directed at him or audible to him fail to arouse either interest or response. He Is thinking of home, is Pierce Grln nell, this sturdy, hardy soldier boy who had gone to Aguinaldo's land to uphold the flag and help retain the glories which Dewey had won home and the approach ing Christmas. It Is the harder to bear the memory of the olden Tuletide, because there is absent in camp as in the nearby Philippine cap ital all that preparation, anticipation en semble that in the poorest village of his native land blossoms forth at holiday time once a year only, maybe, but once a year magically, mightily Merry Christmas! He came off duty looking more bored than wearied, and lingers for a moment where an animated group are piling up boxes, logs, refuse. "A year ago," a grizzled plainsman is saying, "there was ten feet of snow at Fort Custer, and " "You didn't belong to the army of occu pation then!" breaks in a suggestive voice. "Occupation? I call this gentlemanly leisure!" was retorted tartiy. "Only say, fetrowsi-ru give-jrweelt's rations to have a chill just to remind me of home, and snow, and real Christmas weather! Pile those boxes straight, boys; now then, criss-cross the logs." "Whnt are you about here, anyway?" Inquired young Grinnell a little curiously. "What are we about? Why!" stares the Westerner, as if affronted, "Christ mas preparations, of course!" The young soldier smiles, half sadly. "I don't see any Christmas trees, or holly, or wax candies, or " "Nor won't!" comes the terse interrup tion. "Still, we're going to make the best play at it we know how when the date arrives." "And that Isi " "To build a roaring campfire first." "Isn't the climate naturally warm enough for you?" "Never you mind! We're going to build a regular scorcher wrap blankets around ns, huddle up as if we were frozen to death, imagine we're out on those gl-lori-ous plains where a fellow can always feel Christmas, if he don't see much of it and tell stories about last year, and the year before, and the years when the regu lars had some kind of a holiday, even if it was a ragged one." The officer of the day smiles indulgently on the turbulent infraction of camp rules, and the colonel and staff appear to hand in their contribution a box, not a box of cigars. There are pineapples, cocoanuts, bana nas and oranges, but more than one wry face shows that a juicy red pippin, a pan of hickorynuts, would have been more acceptable than "all these smothering fal lals!" as the Westerner dubs the ample tropical fare. "If our Christmas ship had only come in!" he remarked, and with a fixed stare at a comrade who had just come from town a stare with a wink in it he observes: "Steamer probably delayed, you told me, Perkins?" "That's what," Is nodded. All hands look savafff at this. Christ mas cheer was on its way to them of that they had been odvised by way of Hong Kong a week since but the steam er was overdue, probably delayed by a storm, and their holiday cheer from home might not arrive till New Year's day. Still, as Grinnell watches the West erner and observes him more than once gaze covertly in the direction of the cor duroy camp road, he wonders if he is not nursing some spirited surprise that he will spring later on. The stories begin, and soon nil are en grossed. One man tells of a Cluistmas at a far Western Indian-beleaguered fort, where the event of the day was the steal ing of the only wild tnrkey in knowledge from a sportsman savage. Another had seen '94 in Alaska, where a keg of frozen cider was the only reminder of home. A third described the best Christmas dinner he had ever eaten, and all months water ed, and here there is an uproar. Tb sound of cumhersone wbela choea OBlyNELL'S HEABT THUMPED MIOHIILT, there is the snap of a whip, and, wav ing his whip and yelling to his mules, into camp bursts the negro driver of the com missary wagon. "Hi. dah!" he grins, "am dls Camp Jawge Columbus Christopher Washing ton?" "You know it is. you rascal!" roared the Westerner, springing to his feet, aglow. "Out with it! the steamer is in?" "She am, sah. I waited, sah, as yo'm dareckted. Dan's a pahcel foh de camp dat Chris'mas consignment hab arriv en!" "Whoop!" Pandemonium breaks loose. Over the camp spreads the news. Half-dressed men, riotous runners, make for the campfire, as up to it, straining mightily under the heavy load of crates and boxes and bar rels, puff and pant the mules with their Christmas store of remembrances. Even the camp dogs rally to the call of the tumult. Then, surrounded by a press ing, eager crowd, the Westerner mounts the load, hatchet in hand. He pries open those "pahcels," he be gins to deliver them. Hearts gladden, lips quiver, eyes sparkle even in the far away Philippines Christmas had come! "Pierce Grinnell" with tremulous hands the young soldier receives his pack age, and steps back a bit from the crush to inspect it. Ah! it is glorious to be remembered! There is a Bible from mother, a watch from father, a dozen handkerchiefs from 16-year-old sister Sue, a cookie, ribbon tied, caraway-dotted, from 6-year-old Nell "all cooked by my own self" and another parcel. The soldier boy's heart thumps mightily. Well does he know who sent this last. It is a response to a question that the loneli ness of the camp, time to think over how dear pretty, winsome Claire Rushton at home is to him a homely, blunt, "Claire, when this 'Spanish war' is over, will you 'have me? " Grinnell opens the package a pair of dainty home-knit mitts. What in the world does he want of mitts in the broil ing Filipino country 1 Still, the good in tent is there. Then his finger tips tingle and tremble so as he feels a tiny note in one of the mitts, that he drops everything to the ground. Nell's cookie must have caught the sniff of a hungry camp dog. It makes a bolt, misses the cookie, and grabs up and runs off with the mitts with the note in them. "Stop him sto-o-op him!" "WThat is it?" "Hi, the robber!" A crowd "catches on" to the appalling mishap. There Is pursuit. They corner the canine, but not until he has torn up one mitt, "Why, there's a note in here I" torments the rescuer of half one mitt, and Grinnell devours a torn fragment of dainty, scented letter paper. "I won't have ' That is what his blurred sight reads, and his heart falls. "Hey, Grinnell here's the other half!" The poor fellow puts the two pieces of paper together. "I won't have anybody but yon!" There is the sentence, complete. De spite himself, the happy soldier boy ut tered a fervent, relieved yell of delight. "What's bit you a tarantula?" de mands a staring comrade. "No!" shrewdly guesses the jolly West erner, reading between the lines "Santa Clausl" Mistletoe and Christmas. The connection of mistletoe with Christ mas is a very curious one, and far from being a general one. Literature is. per haps, mainly responsible for it, in that allusions to a custom in a great degree purely local have made a large number of persons interested in the plant. It, moreover, seems that the custom of using it In Christmas decorations depends on two considerations first, its evergreen habit; and second, the veneration In which It was held by the Druids. The reasons mentioned have no doubt done much to secure for the mistletoe the pl?.ce trhicn in-recrnt times it has held 4a Christmas festivities, but it is not so uni versally honored at Yuletide as the holly. You may have a very merry Christmas without any mistletoe at all, but to the majority of the people a Christmas with out a sprig or two of holly would scarcely seem to be Christmas at all. A Bethlehem. The children at Bethlehem are told by their mothers that- on Christmas Eve a choir of angels always sings above the place where Christ was born. Travelers say that on this evening scores and some times hundreds of children may be seen in the open air looking up to the sky, wait ing to hear the angels sing. Disappointment. She I hear you got a little brother for a New Year's present. Ain't yer glad? He Naw! She Did yer want a sister? He Naw. I didn't want no brudder nor no sister neider. I wanted a fightin' dorg an' a pair o' skates! Life. Lord of Misrule. Down to the reign of Henry VIII., and occasionally since, a "Lord of Misrule" was appointed to direct the amusements of the English court during the holidays. He presided over the festivities, prepared the games, directed the sports, and saw that the court was kept properly amused during Christmas week. The office was considered highly honorable, and the "Lord of Misrule" was generally some wealthy nobleman who was willing to spend money lavishly in promoting the gaieties of the court. It is of record that during the reign of Elizabeth Essex, as "Lord of Misrule," spent in one Christ mas season 3.000 of his own money on the court games. Vale Oakes. Yule dough, a kind of baby or little image intended to represent the child Je sus, made of paste, was formerly baked at Christmas and presented by bakers to their customers "in the same manner as the chandlers gave candles." They are still called Yule cakes in the county of Durham, England. An Aid to Merriment. "My dear," said Mr. Darley to his wife, "I have decided to have a merry Christ mas this year." '.'I am very glad to hear that, love." "With that purpose in view," Mr. Dar ley went on-, "1 have decided not to go with you at all while you are doing your Christmas shopping." His Sad Fate. "Kind sir," said the beggar, "will yon aid me? Once I was worth $50,000, and now I am penniless, sir." "What ruined you?" asked Hojack. "Buying Christmas presents, sir." Thereupon Hojack gave the man a dol lar, for he knew how it was himself. The Young Idea. Bobbie Papa says Santa Claus leaves more things at the big houses. Freddie Of course he does. They've git bigger cbimnevs. Judge. A FARM CHEISTMAS. STORY OF THE DAY'S CELEBRA TION. IS TRULY TOLD. Momentous Preparations for the Din ner of Dinners And Finally the Party at Farmer Hawking' on That Memorable Christmas live. HE week before Christmas. Hog killing is over, all the turkeys are dressed and sent to town. Suppressed excitement rules in side the house and Out, Extra hands are busy over the last bit of corn , h u s k 1 n g. Bump, bump, b u m p e t y bump, the wagon moves slowly over the frozen ground. Two stalwart fellows in jean trousers, ducking coats and woolen comforters fol low the wagon, keeping up a continuous fire of ears of corn into the box. With gathering thoughts of Christmas trees, play parties, dances and taffy pullings, the husking grows furious, and twice be fore noon the wagon bed is filled. Thumb stalls and husking pegs are mnch in de mand. The boys all around the kitchen fire at night nursing blistered thumbs and awkwardly sewing finger stalls of drill ing, double in thickness and fastened on the hands securely with leather strings. " 'Clare ter goodness hits nuff ter p'voke er saint, hit is dat," declares the old col ored auntie. "Da's dem cookies, bu'nt to a plum crisp an' me can't git to de oven 'dout trompin on somebody's corns. Da's WHEN dem pigs' feet in de ashes need scrapin' dese two houahs! Git out o' hejli! Ef yo' des tek yosefs off, soon's I get er min nit's peace, I mek yo' fawty 'leven liagah stalls." As this is what the boys have all been waiting to hear they troop out instantly, making a mental memorandum of "neck erchers" and bandana "head han'ker chers" which Aunt Maria wants for Christmas. By 5 o'clock the next morning, while the stars are still shining, the wagons rattle off to the fields. The jolly face of the country sun lights up myriads of frost diamonds hung on the sparse spears of yellow grass. Along the roads wagons pass in the distance, noiselessly, silhouet ted against the sky like toy vehicles, drawn by toy horses. Inside the farmhouse everything is in bustling confuajon. The blinds of the spare room have been drawn up to let in a flood of bright winter sunshine. Dis trict school has closed for the holidays. The children are in the kitchen stoning raisins, helping pare apples, slyly steal ing cake dough, and watching the sau sage as it is ground out from the sausage mill in strings. "Ho, ho!" the youngsters suddenly shout in chorus. "Yonder comes Tom Hawkins, riding np the lane on 'Ole Sor rel,' full tilt." Tom dismounts by putting his arms around "Ole Sorrel's" neck and sliding down her forelegs to the ground. He is riding bareback. "Our folks is goin' to give a party!" he announced. "When?" shout Bob and the others, in great excitement. "Night 'fore Chris'mas; 'n I'm goin' 'round to tell ever'body, right this morn ln"." "Play party T "Yep! Pa says he don't care fer 'em dancin', but ma says 'at you have to take up the carpets, er have 'em ruinr. An then, ma says she don't know as it's right fer church members." Tom's Invitation, delivered with many assurances that "You must be sure to come; we'll all be a lookln' for you," cre ates no small commotion at the house. Before the day is over it Is known that the party will be a big affair. Christmas eve finally comes. The whole neighborhood is agog. In the course of the afternoon the girls in the various homes lay out every bit of finery to be worn to the party. The boys are not for gotten by their sisters. Their coats and trousers, white satin ties, boiled shirts, are all put out on the bed in easy reach. Annt Maria shines the shoes until you can see yourself on their polished surfaces. The boys, in a home-made sleigh, are off for the girls, sometimes five or six miles away. The girls at the house wait for their beaux, who come likewise from the 1 BRINGING HOME THE TREE. M Ha saaV neighboring honses or from the little towns near by. "Zip, sip, ha, ha, hurrah," and up comes a sled with a dozen young folks bound for the party. The sled is a long one, with a wagon box mounted on the cross-beams. Three or four wagons hate been stripped of their spring seats to equip the sleigh. The bed of the box Is filled with hay, which keeps everybody's feet warm. Away the sled whirls, taking a short cut across the bottoms, running counter to rocks and logs under the snow, and almost spilling the whole party out. Out in the open road another sleigh turns NO FIDDLER LIKE HIM. in at the crossing ahead. This is the sig nal for a race. The horses know it, and give a bound that brings the two wagon boxes abreast of each other. The party is in full swing by 8 o'clock, and supper is served by 10. Old Uncle Ben furnishes the music for "snap," "Weevilly Wheat," and all the other rol licking games. Uncle Ben begins to "tune up," while everybody shoves his chair SANTA CLAUS IS PRESIDENT. ' . back against the side of the wall to clear the center of the floor. "Twa-ang, scr-a-npe, tweedle, leedle, leedle, le-e," goes the fiddle, while Uncle Ben screws his face into a thousand wrinkles. Sometimes, of late, the Hills boys have furnished the music for the parties, much to the disgust of Uncle Ben. He declares that "wen dem boys gits hole o' one o' dem new tan gle gityars an' anodder one on 'em goes slap-e-ty bang on Miss Hawkins' planner, hit 'em jis' nuff ter mek yo' har Stan' on en'. 'Tain no mo lak music dan beatin' on er dish pan." As 12 o'clock approaches everybody Is alert to get everybody else's Christmas gift. This ceremony being over, the party breaks up, the young folks race home, and big and little hang up their stockings in front of the fireplace. Bob is growing skeptical about Santa Claus. He resolves to sleep with one eye open, but weariness overcomes his bright little eyes at last. When Tom wakes up the hired man is putting a back-log in the fireplace, and soon the blaze is crackling away on the hearth. He punches Tim. "Chris'mas gift, Tim, Chris'mas gift! What do you reckon that is sticking out in the toe of my stocking, Bob?" " 'Norange, I guess." "Like 'nuff. Santa always brings or anges." There are raisins and oranges, a rubber ball, toy pistol, and little leather pocket hooks, long wanted. Netty and Rosy are up, hugging a couple of china dolls, dressed in white Swiss, with pink and blue ribbons. "Land sakes, chillun, git off yer night gownds an' put on yer shoes an' stockin's tireckly," calls out Aunt Maria, putting her head in at the door. "Dat's all truck Bob's tellin' yo. 'Cose dere's a Santo Clans. Seed Mm wid my own eyes. Face all ovah white, whiskah lak you granpa. 'Cose dere's a Santa Claus, jis' es true as dere's ghostes, an' doan yo nebbe fawgit hit," THE FIRST CHRISTMAS GIFT. Make Your Gift a Pnre One, and Give It with Love. "If you had the wealth of the world you could not equal that first Christmas gift," writes Ruth Ashmore In an article on "Girls and Their Christmas-Giving," in the Ladies' Home Journal. "And you can only imitate it by making your gift a pure one, and giving it with love. You want to share, this Christmastide, your faith, your hope and your charity with those you love. You want to make your very 'good morning' tell of that good morning that came so many hundred years ago when the little Child first wakened on this earth. You want to think of the gifts that were brought to Him and what they typified. You want to have your heart full of joy, and love, and hope so full that it will brim over and the rest of the world share it with you. You want to tell, In your speech and in your eyes, and from your heart, of the gladness of the time. You want to make this gladness go out to some one who is in grief. These are the days when you must needs give of your good things, and among all your possessions there is nothing so good as a belief in God and a hope for the future. That was what the little Child came to tell about. Surely the Christmastide is the feast of all others that appeals to women, and as the story is told again and again by the bells as they ring, by the carols as they are sung, by the preacher from the pulpit, we know that 'Unto us a Child was born,' and peace and good will reign all over the land. Let peace and good will be in your heart, and from you they will go and spread all over the land. It is to the wom en, thank God, that the happiness of the Christmastide specially comes. And wom en are generous, else one of them never would have given her Son to die that all might live. She gave to all the world her only Son the gift that meant eternal life." NEW YEAR'S IN EUROPE. The Day Holds a Prominent Place in the Popular Calendar. In Europe New Year's day holds a prominent place in the popular calendar. For many centuries past it has been the custom of northern nations to watch the going out of the old year and the coming in of the new with demonstrations of mer riment and conviviality. It is a rare case that an English family fails to sit up on the last night of the old year with a few intimate friends, awaiting the stroke of the midnight hour. The day is observ ed by a few visits among nearest relatives and intimate friends, but most particular ly by festive family gatherings in the evenings. The custom of making pres ents on New Year's day has become al most obsolete in England. That is now almost entirely confined to Christmas day. The observance of New Year's day as a holiday fell almost into oblivion, with the exception of the few simple remembrances mentioned above. In business life the day is observed as a legal holiday "bank holiday," as they call it but even that is confined almost exclusively to large whole sale houses. The retail trade is carried on as briskly as on every other day of the year. The first day of the year is observed 1e France in a very different way, particu larly In Paris, where to this day the cus tom of giving presents is kept up with surprising vigor. The streets of the beam tiful capital present a very lively and pict turesque appearance. Innumerable can riages, from the humble one horse cab tj the elegant landau, with liveried servants! drawn by fiery steeds, crowd every thon oughfare. They are filled with well-dress! ed men and loaded with fragrant flowers Large social gatherings, balls and recep tions, public and private, bring the aus picious day to a festive conclusion. In Germany calls are made among rela tives and intimate friends only, except that In the ponderous bureaucratic system of Germany every Government officer is expected to call on somebody above him in rank. Presents are not exchanged on New Year's day that is exclusively con fined to Christmas day. As Rome gave the name to the firsl month in the calendar year, so Rome also gave the custom of making presents on the first day of the year. A very innocent little pastime it was in the beginning, but in these days of modern ideas it has ex panded and is expanding until now the most valuable and elaborate gifts are used as an exchange of friendly sentiment. CHRISTMAS TROTH. BE old gray bell In the old gray tower Is ringing so glad ly across the town. And the red, red dawn, like a shaken flower. Scatters the Christmas glory down. Oh, the light of , the sacred morn Of the day when the dear Lord Christ waa born! Oh, the sweet of the winter air, When It's Christ inas, Christmas everywhere. Let's hie away to the chnrch, my lad. To the dear, gray church where the can dles shine. I'd breathe a prayer while my heart's so glad I'd catch a prayer from those lips of thlnel Love, love, love and it's Christmas day, And yon and I In the church to pray! Sweet the bowing, and blest th prayer, For It's Christmas, Christmas every where! Dear Lord, what gift thou hast sent as twain To pledge onr troth on thy natal day? Oh Joy that is almost keen as pain, Oh love more sacred than lips can sayl Here where the candles burn so white Here where the holly glistens bright, Make the heart of the love we bear Christ-like always and everywhere! James Buckbam. Satisfying Him. "Ithave called," said the captious critic, "to find out what reason you can give for representing the New Year as a node small boy." "That is done," responded the art edi tor, "because the year does not get ita close till the 31st of December." Then the captious critic went out and broke his nice new pledge. Indianapolis Journal. Pleasure ml Pain. When we go to a Christmas party, and corns are the wnrst of onr woes. We object not to "rlugs od our lingers," Bat we de to the "belles 00 our to,' Ruth White on the Now Dime. If you have one of the new dimes, you are carrying in your pocket a very good picture of Miss Rath White, of Ban Francisco. Miss White might have sat to Uncle Sam's artist, the re semblance is so close. Miss White was a member of the Castle Square Com pany last season. The Enormous Oold Product of 1898. From South Africa, the Klondike and Australia gold is being shipped in large quantities. This year's output will nearly double thatof any previous twelve months. The sale of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters are also increasing very fast. This famous remedy will cure dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation, nervousness and weakness. A medical writer in India declares that segregation of patients, the ony effective way of dealing with the plague, is so repugnant to the Hindoos ihat they prefer to die by the million rather than submit to it. Strong as a Steel Ramrod. If you want to feel your spine is a pipe stem ready to snap, just get lum bago. If you want to feel as strong as a steel ramrod, use St. Jaoobs Oii; it bas magic. It is estimated that all the gold mined in California since 184 could be put into a room 12 yards long. 6 yards wide and 5 2-3 yards high. FITS Permanently Cured. No fits or nerrousnes H I S after tirst day's use 0 Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Eestorfr. Send for FRfcE Sx.OO trial bottle and treatise. DR. R. H. KLUSlL Ltd. 930 Ajcn stireet, Philadelphia, Fa. Australia sends cocoanut oil to Eng land. For Lung and chest diseases, Piso'sCure is the best medicine we have used. Mrs. J. L. Northcott, Windsor, Out.. Canada. Thunder oan be heard nine miles away. If you want the best wind mill, pumps, tanks, plows, wagons, bells of all sizes boilers, engines, or general machinery, see or write JOHN POOLE, foot of Morrison street, Portland, Oregon. Dallas, Texas, has a colored printer's union. When coming to San Francisco go to Brooklyn Hotel, 208-212 Bush street. American or European plan. Room and board $1.00 to $1.50 per day ; rooms 50 cents to $1.00 per day; single meals 25 cents. Free coach. Chas. Montgomery. The aristocracy of China and Spain will agree that it has been a very hard year for boy monarchs. DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion oi the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in flamed condition oi the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in flamed von have a rumbling sound or imper fect hearing, and when it is entirely closed deafness is the result, and unless the inflamma tion can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out oi ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafnessfcaused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Bold by Druggists, 75c Hall's Family Pills are the beat. Massachusetts claims to have more different kinds of native trees than any kingdom in Europe; the number ex ceeding 50, among them being nine large oaks. Sinking of the Merriinao. The complete story of the sinking of the Merrimao and the capture and im prisonment of her crew at Santiago, will be graphically told in an article by Osborn W. Heignan, TJ. S. Navy, late helmsman of the Merrimac, in the Jan uary Frank Leslie's Popular Monthly, now 10 cents, and to be published De cember 24th. Tho story will be fu arid ricbir. iflnstflcled wiih -jrr.f'ren portraits ot riobson and all the crew, besides many new diawings especially prepared under Mr.Deignan's personal supervision. Other features promised for the January Frank Leslie's are: Bret Harte's new story "Jack Hamlin's Mediation"; Joaquin 'Miller's "In a Klondike Cabin"; and Thomas R. Dawley's "Campaigning With Gomez." DR. DARRIN, SPECIALIST. Submits a List of Special Diseases lie Treats With Kleotrlclty and Medicine. PRIVATE DISEASES Gleet, Gonor rhea, Stricture, Syphillis, Weakness of Orpans quickly cured w ithout pain or de tention from Business. LOST MANHOOD and vigor quickly re stored ; varicocele, weak and undeveloped parts fully restored. LADIES who suffer from apathy, indif ference, nervous debility or diseases pecu liar to women, can consult the doctor with perfect confidence. BLADDER, Inflammation, Cvstitis, Ca tarrh of the Bladder. These diseases in variablv vield to this treatment. VARICOCELE. Hydrocele, Piles Fis tula, Swelling and Tenderness of Glands, and Shrunken Organs treated with unfail ing success. KIDNEYS. Inflammation of the Kid neys. Diabetes, Congestion of the Kidnevs, Uraemia, Gravel, Stone, all scientifically and successfully treated. BLOOD AND SKIN Diseases, Sores, Spots, Pimples. Scrofula, Syphilitic Taints, Tumors, Rheumatism, Eruptions, etc., promptly cured, leaving the system in a pure, strong and healthful state. YOUNG MEN, If you are troubled with tired feelings, gloomy forebodings, palpi WILLAMET MANUFACTURERS OF ENGINES, BOILERS Saw Mill and Mining Machinery. Dealers In Flour Hill and Orafn Cleaning Machinery and Supplies. Repair In? Promptly Attended to. WORK THE BEST. PRICES THE LOWEST. American Type Founders Company r IF W ARE RUPTURED Don't neglect yourself; it Is the perfect fitting truss applied la season which effects a cure; the imperfect never; 2,000 styles to select from enables us to guar antee a fit, or no charge; if your druggist does not keep them Write us for directions for self measurement ; correspondence confidential and trusses sent se cure from observation, to any address; money refunded if not satisfactory. C. H. Woodard & Co., Expert Truss Fitters, 108 Second St., Portland, Or. Makes the Mnioles Strong. From bard work or excessive exercise soreness and stiffness sets in and lays up. St. Jacobs Oil will cure it after a few applications and make the muscles limber and strong. Might Prevent Ea'inr. According to the Australian Standard and Diggers' News, a scare has been created among the natives in Durban by an absurd idea they have got that in vaccination against smallpox the throat is to be operated upon, which, as they put it, will prevent them eat ing. The result is that a good many have suddenly left for their kraals, as many as 400 depositing their badges in one day. To Cnre a Cold In One Day Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c. Leather money circulated in Russia so recently as the time of Peter the Great. THE EXCELLENCE OF SYBDP OF FIGS is due not only to the originality and simplicity of the combination, but also to the care and skill with which it is manufactured by scientific processes known to the California Fig Sybup Co. only, and we wish to impress upon all the importance of purchasing- the true and original remedy. As the genuine Syrup of Figs is manufactured by the California Fia Syrup Co. only, a knowledge of that fact will assist one in avoiding the worthless imitations manufactured by other par ties. The high standing of the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. with the medi cal profession, and the satisfaction which the genuine Syrup of Figs has given to millions of families, makes the name of the Company a guaranty of the excellence of its remedy. It is far in advance of all other laxatives, as it acts on the kidneys, liver and bowels without irritating or weaken ing them, and it does not gripe nor nauseate. In order to get its beneficial effects, please remember the name of the Company CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. 8 AN FRANOISOO, Cat LoriSTlLl.E, Kr. NEW TOKK, JT.X. A big yield of both I pront and satisfaction will result if you plant FERRYS Seed They are nlway the bent. Do not acceut nnv smhatt. ' tute buy none but Ferry 'h. Sold by all deafen. Write for the 99 Heed Annual free. D.M.FERRY& CO. .Detroit, Mich. it Wrong? eep it Ki?ht Moore's Revealed: itemed y willdoit. Three doses will make you feel better. Get it from your druggist or any wholesale drug house, or trom Stewart & Holmes Drug Co., Seattle. Cut Rate Drug Catalogue ... - tz ... Woodard, Clarke & Co. DEPARTMENT E. POKTIAND, OR. tation of the heart, hot Mushes, blood rush ing to the head, ringing in the ears, wan dering mind, weak memory, dark circles under the eyes, dizziness, poor appetite, stupidness, despondency, loss of energy, ambition and self-confidence, which abso lutely unfits you for study or business, you should take treatment before it is too late. MIDDLE-AGED AND OLD MEN. There are thousands of yon troubled with weak, aching hacks and kidneys, and other unmistakable signs of nervous dehilitv and premature decay. Many die of this diffi culty, ignorant of the cause, which is the second stage of seminal weakness. The most obstinate cases of this character treated with unfailing success. HEART, BRAIN AND NERVES. Dif ficult breathing and suffocating feeling, fullness of the head, a tired, irritable, dis contented feeling and fear of impending danger or death, a dread of being alone, or the reverse desire to be alone, if youij memory is failing, and you are gloomy and despondent, or if you dream much or'often and have an aversion to society, you are suffering from a serious disease of the nerves, brain and heart. You have no time to lose. Call at once on Dr. Darrin, at 265 Morrison street, Portland. Hours, 10 to 5; evenings, 7 to 8; Sundays, 10 to 12. Examination free and confidential. Cir culars and question blanks sent free. No cures published of a private nature. Bat teries and belts furnished when necessary. Patients writing please mention this paper. $40 CASH, $45 INSTALLMENTS 1899 vsW BICYCLES "Beat Wheels on Earth." 1899 Ideals J22.50, 25, $30. Send for catalogue. Live agents wanted everywhere. FRKD T. MEKKILL CYCLE CO., PORTLAND. SPOKANE. TACOMA. 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