fliscellany. AN OLD TIME CANDY PULL. When the wintry stars are winkin Winkin' at the brink o' night, An the pale cold moon is sinkin' Sinkin' slowly out o' sight; Then a blinkin thro my glasses. My heart gets swellin' full, An' I mind the lads an' lassie At an old time candy pull. Thar was Mandy Jones, the Parson's gal, Land Bakes! how my heart jumps! An' Tommy Brown, as stout a pal As ever took life's thumps; An' Betsy Smith an' Jimmony Hill, '- An" Sam an Mary Dowd, Whose daddy owned the ol grist mill An' Tots more of the crowd 1 I mind we met at old Dowd's place His kitchen was the best An the music o' the ol' mill race Kept time to quip an jest; Then when the 'lasses was biled down, J I tell you it was fun To pull it to a golden brown ( Till it was proper done! Then how we danced the 'Giny Red, "ft Chock full o' snap an' spunk All hands around now toe an' heel! Each lassie with a hunk O' yellow Masses candy i Betwixt her laughin' lips x Es? bedtime! Dear me, Mandy! Don't it beat all how time slips? TWO WIVES. "It's grown chilly, hasn't It?" "Oh, yes," said Aenes Lawton, with a areastic laugh. Sue was huddling in her dapper street gear before the pen non of crackling flame on her friend's hearth. "It's blown horribly chilly, Marlon for me!" "Another quarrel, I suppose, with your husband ?' "A quarrel this time that ends every thing. I'm going to my mother in Bos ton." "Don't, my dear." Marlon Kingsland spoke thus In tones tranquil and low. She was swaying herself softly in a rocking chair, and he had folded her arms in a leisurely - way. She was a large, blonde woman not handsome, but with a beautiful figure and a face full of sweet gravity. "Oh, you've always said that," replied young Mrs. Lawton, frowning at the fire. "But now I mean to disobey your counseL" "Very well, Agnes; as you please.. Remember I've always said one thing. Your husband loves you devotedly" "Ah, that's the very point, Marlon! He loves me, but not devotedly. He" : and here Mrs. Lawton lowered her face and drew out the next words in a dogged, dragging undertone "he Is not faithful." The oscillations of Mrs. KIngsland's rocking chair quickened the least little bit "What husband is?" j "Tours." I "Oh, Trent yes! I wasn't thinking of him." She colored, biting her lips. "What is the present trouble, Agnes? Tell me." "It's very simple, I found a note In Fred's I mean Mr. . La wton'a overcoat pocket" "My dear Agnes, what were you doing there?" j "Doing there T "You were spying Jealously spying," said Marlon nlUi uer usual caitu. 'Ad mit Jt" "You're cruder than usual, Marlon. I was a fool to come here. Mamma will sympathize, however. I shall take the 3 o'clock train for Boston." "Was the note very dreadful?" "Oh, it told Its own story. " And, as you're aware, this is not the first time" "That you've gone through your hus band's pockets? I know. And the sig nature?" "Initials." "I see. And a very violent quarrel . followed." "The most violent we have ever had. And the last we shall ever have." Marlon Kingsland stopped rocking. "Agnes," she said, breaking a pause, "I don't know a husband who in public Is more respectful, more attentive, more positively gallant to his wife than yours." "In public!" bristled the other. "What 'does that mean?" "It means a great deal more than many a wife gets many a wife of our acquaintance whom I've beard you openly pity In my hearing. Now an swer me frankly. Might not that letter which you found and read have Im plied a flirtation, a passing sentiment, rather than the very lurid and scandal ous interpretation you put upon It I say, might it not? Think for a moment before you answer." Agnes tossed her head, decked In a tiny bonnet of tangled pansies. "Well, perhaps," she presently con ceded, with distinct reluctance. "Perhaps," repeated Marlon. "Now that Is at least an admission. It puts Frederick In a more pardonable light But It does not excuse you from being most rashly Indiscreet" "Oh," fumed Agnes, "I do so detest that kind of philosophy!" "We women can cultivate none that Is sounder." "We women, Marion! How would you feel, pray. If your Trent" "Never mind my Trent, dear. Let us talk generalities' for a few minutes. There's hardly a household that hasn't Its Bluebeard's chamber." "Except yours. And so you can af ford" "Generalities, please, Agnes, Just for a little while. There are Fatimas who do pry, and there are Fatimas who don't The latter have by far the best time of it that Is, when their Blue beards treat them fondly and cour teously. Discretion Is a wonderful safeguard to conjugal contentment The moral obligation with men should . be as strong as It is with women. I freely grant you that But society does not grant It and In the lives of our great-great-great-grandchildren It will not practically employ any such system of ethics unless I miserably err. It Is a system talked about, written about and. If at some day it will be actively - exploited, on that day everybody who now lives will lie. as I firmly believe, In graves whose deepest cut headstones nave grown undecipherable blurs. The new woman may dream her dreams ' and even realize a few of them. But after all, it is still a man's world, and a man's world for many centuries it must remain. .Fatlma will reap noth ing by her curiosity except nnhappl ness. So many of them live and die In blissful Ignorance. And it Is so much better that they should. Men are men, and the leopard does not change his spots. Why not let well enough alone? A wife can tend and water her jealousy and her suspicion precisely as If they were two different specimens of fern In a favorite Jardiniere. Of course marital neglect 111 treatment, rudeness, are all autre chose. But I have often taken a thonehtnl survey, Agnes, of rp.p.9T9Tj mucn the same as yours, my dear. ' We often meet at the same teas, dinners, dances. We know the same set the smart seti.I suppose one would call Jt and 'ifiost of our men friends are married, like our-' selves. And I've repeatedly asked my self, judging as much by what they don't say as by what they do say, if a vast amount of family torture may not be avoided by the simple process of Fatima refraining from all Interfer ence with Bluebeard's key bunch." Here Agnes sprang from her seat by the fire and looked tearfully. Impetu ously round the tasteful sitting-room of her friend. - "Oh, Marion," she cried, "you tell me you are talking generalities, but to me they are the most piercing personali ties! And why? Because I'm not only jealous of him I'm jealous of you! From your serene heights of perfect married happiness, the wife of a man who worships you, as all the world knows, who is a model of every virtue under the sun and who probably never looks at a woman without thinking how far she falls below you, his ideal, it is easy enough to preach discretion and circumspection. You have the key to all your apartments. You're a Fatlma with a Bluebeard who doesn't know the meaning of a locked door." Here Agnes laughed in a sort of hysteric way and pointed to a near chair. "That's one of his overcoats now." While speaking she slipped across the room and lifted a mass of dark broadcloth, holding it aloft "Why, yes," said Marion, raising her quiet brows In surprise. "He came back this morning after leaving for downtown and ordered a thicker one of Strayne because of the changed weath er. Strayne must have left it there. He's a good servant enough, but he has his careless moods." Agnes, with another odd laugh, thrust her hand Into one' of the pockets. "You've no fear of finding anything, you irritatingly happy Marlon. You are" , Suddenly she paused. She had drawn forth a lilac tinted envelope which had been raggedly torn open at one of its sides. "A woman's hand, Marlon," she ex claimed, "or I've never seen one! And the date of arrival four days back. It smells of violets too. Well, really I" "Agnes!" . Marion went forward and took the note from her friend's grasp with un characteristic speed. She was pale al ready, but she grew' paler as she scanned the superscription and then raised the envelope to her nostrils. She loved her husband Intensely and knew that he returned her love. Not the slightest incident of her life had she ever kept concealed from him, and she j had always felt confident that on his own side there was a like absolution of confidence and candor. It stabbed her i to the soul as she thought now that no forgetfulness had prevented him from telling her of this note. They led fash ionable lives, but they led them to gether. For all that they might some times pass hours apart, their constant intimacy and comradery were beyond dispute. N For a few seconds she stood perfectly still, holding the letter. Then she went to the overcoat which Agnes iad just replaced upon the chair and slipped the letter back into one of Its side pockets. "Bluebeard's chamber," she said, with a smile, but it was a smile quite dim and joyless. " And then she raised one finger and put It against her lips In a gesure that not only eymboled silence, but enjoined It Agnes watched her in astonishment. She knew that there was never any pose about her friend; that what Mar ion seriously did and said were done and said from a sincerity at daggers drawn with sham. "And you'll never even ask . him whom it's from?" Agnes exclaimed. "Never." "But you suspect" "No matter what I suspect" ' "And you'll never let him know you saw it and didn't open It?" "Never." - "But this thing, Marlon, will . come between yon and him. It may ruin your future happiness." "That can't be helped. If It's what I think it Is" here her placid voice broke a little "then letting him know would do more harm than good." "But perhaps It Is the merest trifle after all," said Agnes, she herself now generously turning consoler despite her own sorrows; "some request for finan cial aid or a loan of money from some woman whom we both know." - "Perhaps," returned Marion musing ly. And then it passed through her mind: "He would have told me if it had been that. He tells me everything or so till now Fve believed." "Ah, good morning, Agnes," a voice suddenly said in the half-open door way. "Having a gossipy powwow with my wife, eh? You didn't expect to see me here at this hour, did you? You thought I was too much of a poor, hard working Wall street ' drudge, didn't you-? And yo were quite right I am." "Trent" faltered Marlon. She had instantly seen that her hus band was a trifle paler than usual, and that some agitation, which he struggled to hide, controlled him. His eyes, wan dering quickly yet covertly about the room, lit on the overcoat "Ah," he said, "it's here." And then he caught the garment up and thrust a hand into , one of Its pockets. Mean while he was talking with speed and now addressed his wife without looking at her. "The fact Is, Marlon, I remembered when half way down town in the ele vated that I'd left an important busi ness letter In this cont. Strayne has just told me that he forgot to take the coat upstairs stupid fellow so I hur ried downstairs again to get it Ah, here's the letter I want!" Marlon saw, if her friend did not see, the gleam of a lilac tinted envelope as It was swept into a breast pocket of the overcoat which adorned the person of Mr. Trent Kingsland. And this gentleman, a little flushed after his late pallor, said a few words of genial farewell to Agnes, made a few buoyant waves of the hand toward his wife and gracefully disappeared. The two women looked at one an other In silence. "Marion," said Agnes, In a voice vi brant with feeling, "ne came back to get that letter. And he was very con cerned about It, was he not?" "Very." Agnes hastened to her friend's side. "Marion, do you mean that you'll never say a word to him, even now?" "No, I shall never say a word to him, even now." Agnes looked steadily at the floor, as if in deep meditation. Then she caught one of Marlon's hands in both, of her own. "But will suffer." "Yes, I shall suffer." "And give no sign? "And give no sign." Agnes stooped and kissed the hand she was holding. After a slight inter-i val she said somewhat brokenly: "Mar lon, I I don't think I'll take the 3 o'clock train to Boston after all" Col Ur Weekly. ,-'"-' Suffering , Women.! Alas 1 women do suffer. 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Bow Beans and Potatoes Should Pe P 10 ted Hints on the Care of Horses Sue Mark of a Good Gardener - Su'phur for Sheep Scab. Planting Beans and Potatoes. Therule to plant beans with tbe eye dowhjnay answer with very late plant ing, but is not to be recommended while the soil Is cool and moist early in spring. The bean Is very Impatient of wet or cold, and is more likely to rot with its eye turned down than when the eye is turned toward light, air an-1 warmth. - On the other hand, potatoes which somebody bas advised to be planted with the cut side down ought always to be planted exactly the other way. Tbe potato likes cool and moist soil, and its roots grow all the stronger while tbe shoot starts from under the cut piece, and then turns upward to the light Twenty years or more ago we made a careful experiment In planting potatoes, having four rows, two of which were planted cut side up and the other' two the reverse. The rows were close together, and the potatoes which had to start and turn in the soil before coming to tbe surface had all the sea son stronger vines and in the fall yield ed more marketable potatoes than did the other. The vines also kept green longer, because the roots starting under the potato set got firmer hold on tho soil than when they started near the surface. American Cultivator. . Care of Horses. The annoying sores made by the har ness can be almost entirely prevented by Intelligent care. The pressure of the harness and collar upon parts not accustomed to it, if long continued, so compresses the blood vessels that the normal flow of blood Is checked, the vessel walls are bruised and partially "paralyzed, and the muscles are also bruised and weakened. It Is an excel lent plan to have an old cloth attach ed to the harness to use to wipe the per spiration from the shoulder. On re moving the harness bathe with cold wa ter the parts upon which the harness has rested heavily. This contracts the muscles and tends to prevent inflam mation and swelling of the parts. Should an injury appear bathe the part with cold water, or apply Ice so long as there Is any Inflammation or fe ver. Pads kept wet with cold water are beneficial. After the fever has sub sided use warm water to hasten the re pair of the parts. Whenever the skin is broken from any cause, bathe with a two or five per cent, solution of creo line. It should be used where the skin Is badly bruised, as It prevents Infec tion of the parts. Agriculturist Keeping tip Fertility. One of the surest marks of a good gardener la that he always Is on the lookout to have on hand an ample sup ply of fertilizing matter for the soil. How reasonable that is, and yet strange to say one meets with persons who, Judging only by their acts, seem to think that plants do not need food. They need it quite as much as do ani mals; both grow from that on which they feed. It Is true all cultivated soil contains some plant food In the shape of vegetable humus, deposited there in one way or another, in the past But' tbe good gardener looks upon present fertility as a sort of revenue, and sees to it that enough manure is applied to the soil each year to meet the needs of the current crops. " ' It would be a lesson to some amateur gardeners to visit the successful mar ket gardens of our large cities and see how, year after, year, thick coats of manure, thirty or forty tons to the acre, are applied. American Gardening. Dormant Knddine. Prof. Price says the method of dor mant budding, as practiced at the Tex as station, consists of cutting a slip of bark, with some wood attached, down the tree about one Inch, leaving It attached at the lower end. About' half of this slip is then cut off, leaving the other half still attached to the tree. Cut off a bud, leaving some wood also attached to It to prevent injury, and then carefully place it between the slip -and tree, so that It will fit nicely, and the cambium of the bud and tree come In contact.-. Tie tight with some mate rial,. such as raffia. In. five or six days the bud will be found to have knit firm ly. Treat them as those budded in the usual way. I'raneht Horaea 01 the Road. The strength, of the draught horse enables him to make good time for a Short sprint, despite tbe excess of weight he carries. But unless on soft dirt roads fast driving of draught horses should not be attempted, be cause the excess of weight makes the pounding of the horsts feat on the hard surface all the more severe. It is well known that heavy horses are quite apt to have defective feet. This we believe to be 'the cause. Kept to their appro priate pace on the road and on the farm draught horses will live and do good service years after they are 20 years old. It Is nervous worry that shortens life, rather than hard, muscular toil, bath in horses and In men. Exchange. Fattening Pica in Winter. There Is very rarely much profit In keeping pigs through the winter, and in the meantime fitting them for sale for spring porkers. The trouble Is in keep ing the pig warm enough to make the best use of his food, and secondly I. In giving" -him the material to" make growth as well as fat. Milk is scarcer In winter than atjany.other time'of year. In fact, it cannot be had on most farms. Yet by cooking some fine, wheat-mid dlings, to which a" tablespoonful of lin seed meal for each quart of. porridge has been added, a very satisfactory substitute for skim milk may be made. It will be really richer in.-nutritive val ue than is skim milk, and If pigs so fed have warm quarters, they will thrive Just as well as they will In summer. " Specific for Sheep Scab. Hot baths made by putting sulphur in water are a specific for scab in sheep: It is very infectious, and any sheep having It should be kept by Itself. The bath will need to be repeated at Inter vals of one or two' days," for at least three times. In order to destroy germs that were not advanced enough for the first application to kill The Austra lian sheep growers have succeeded in eradicating scab from that country. Now every sheep brought to Australia has to submit to the bath once to de stroy possible germs that have not be come visible. "S. .. Sweet Corn. Then is a popular idea that sweet corn is richer than common field corn. In fact, they are chemically Just the same, the carbon In the sweet corn ap pearing as sugar and starch and in the field corn as starch -alone. The sweet corn Is most palatable, therefore prob ably most digestible. As the sweet corn -will not yield in either stalks or grain m much &a field corn, It would seem to be a good plan to grow field; corn for the main feed and enough' sweet com to use as a change, or when the appetite for starchy food has been cloyed. But oats or wheat middlings would be better for this even than would sweet corn. The Barn Cistern. Every barn will shed from Its roof enough water for all the stock that can be .kept on the feed It contains or the cattle It will shelter. If this water is duly conducted Into a cistern In the barn basement and filtered, before us ing, it is much the best water the stock can have for drink. In the basement the "water will never be down to freez ing temperature, which is an important matter, as every degree of cold has to be warmed to animal heat by the car bonaceous food that the animal has di gested. If it is a milch cow that has Its water thus warmed, It detracts lust so much from, the butter fats which the milk will contain. That is about as expensive warmth, even at low prices for butter, as the farmer ever pays for. - Good Clover Hay. Clover hay Is much better appreci ated than it used to be. While most horsemen in cities are still shy oC it, the farmers know as they always have done that in nutritious value It far surpasses timothy or other grasses. ' It contains more nitrogenous nutrition than the grasses. This is what makes it hard to cure without turning dark colored, but the lateclover crop, which is always nearly black when got Into the barn. Is for sheep, cows and calves the best hay of alL Farm Notes. A Wisconsin farmer, who had some Canada thistles on his farm, says he ex terminated them by cutting them off an inch under ground and giving them a dose of common salt A sheep should be caught by the hind leg or by placing the arm under its neck and never by the wool. To carry the sheep, stand at its left, pass right arm over, with hand resting under brjsket just back of fore legs, lift and grasp left hind leg with left hand as you lift When snow is on the ground rabbits have a hard time securing food and will eat anything that will prevent starva tion. It Is then that they girdle trees and do damage which is not within the power of the farmer to repair. Smear ing the trunk with blood or wrapping the trees with tarred paper or mosquito netting two feet from the ground serves as a protection. On many farms early lambs have al ready appeared, and the object should be to force them in growth as much as possible. One of the best foods for them, as soon as they are old enough to eat, is ground oats. The ewes should be fed not only grain and hay, but also carrots, turnips and other succulent food, so as to induce a full supply of milk. The piles of stalks and straw which go to waste can be made to do good service in providing shelter if it is not considered fit for feeding. With a few posts and poles the stalks and straw will furnish a warm refuge for animals that cannot be accommodated in the barn or stable. With plenty of straw on the ground, under the covering so form ed, no better place could be arranged for sheep, and with care in making the. roof only a heavy storm will cause It to leak. When putting down drain tile it is bet ter to take time and do it properly than to slight the work, as any defect after the tile is covered cannot be remedied without incurring an extra expense, and an obstruction Is not easily located. The tile should be so laid that the Joints will not be displaced and the bed on which the tile rests should be firm. If the work is done intelligently, and In a mannerto provide perfect drainage, the tile should do service for many years without getting out of order. Saved by a Hatchet. Golden Days tells a story of a pros pector In Alaska, who, in company with eight other men, was walking across a great ice-field. At one place a thin sheet of ice hid from view a crack about three feet wide. The party approached the crevasse diagonally, the prospector in advance, when suddenly be and the next man In the line slipped through the thin coat ing of ice and disappeared in the chasm below. Their cries narrowly prevented' some of the others from' meeting a simi lar fate. The second man carried a gun, and as he held on to It, the weapon lodged crossways In the crevice, and enabled him to be rescued; but the prospector went down at least seventy-five, feet, and was tightly jammed between the walls of ice. He could not be seen, but his voice could be distinctly heard directing the movements of his rescuers. Blankets were torn into strips and tied into a rope. This was lowered to the Impris oned man, who fastened one end around his body. When the rope was pulled, however, it was found that he was Jammed in so tightly that be could not be moved without tearing him asun der. -.' : ' . ' -. .' The rescuers were in a quandary, but the Imprisoned man ".suggested that they lower him a- hatchet, and 'when this was done he chopped himself loose in short order. Altogether he was thir ty minutes in the icy toinb, and it was a week before he recovered from the Shock. 1 - " v . Indisputable Evidence. The man Off the bench was a typical magistrate of the cactus district. He was even a greater terror than usual to evil doers becausesufferirig 'the re actionary . consequences of -voer stim ulation. When the first dilapidated pris oner was brought before him, the rug ged representative of the blind goddess showed his teetn!'' "What's th' fehirge agin this sneakin' lookin' coyote'?"' snarled the Court. - "Whoopin', yellin' an shootin'-on th' street," responded tbe officer. "He's Slippery Ike." - -'.; .. "He looks it. What have you to say for yourself, Slippery?" "I war Jest leavln' th Blue Bottle, Jedge, when I spies Buck Killmore across th street, with both guns lookin my way. He'd swore to roun' me upj, an' shot- twice afore L cound unlimber. Then I cuts loose an' makes a runnin' fight agin nim an' his gang." - "Two years fur perjury," roared his Honor. ' " . ' ' ' ' : " "But look here, Jedge, I " . . , - ?Shet up, or I'll make it . If ur" life.' You're th' rankest liar I ever see on th' witness stand. If Buck had pulled on' you jes' once, there would be no more shootin' needed fur ter finish yer. Two years fur perjury goes." Detroit Free Press. ' - " -'r ' What a Question. His New Mamma-in-Law I ' trust, my dear son, that you never indulge in the pernicious habit of going out between the acts for a drink of intoxi cants? - : m The Bridegroom Why,, my dear mamma, you didn't think I had it brought In, did you? Cleveland Plain Dealer. VOLCANO IN SALT LAKE. It Causes the Waters to Beat's and Boi as Though Over a Furnace. - Salt Lake, March 8. What appears to be a genuine volcano has burst forth in the Great Salt Lake a short distance south of Promontory station,' on the Central Pacific road. The phenomenon recently appeared in the shape of a small cloud hovering over the water about a mile from shore. It gradually increased in dimensions and shot up so high in the air that it is now visible a great distanoe, and the water in tbe vicinity boils and seeths and the spray is thrown in the air for hundreds of feet. . The volcano is situated in the big arm of the lake, on the west side of a range of mountains and is distinctly visible from Brigham City. The phenomenon is accounted for by the fact that for six months there have been felt several slight shocks of earth quake in these regions, and it is sup posed the fire and ' lava which have been confined in the subterranean depths have now found an outlet and are spending their force. A number of people have witnessed the phenomenon, which causes great, anxiety in the vicinity. City X-eBjislatlon. First City Father "Mr. President, it is high time the city adopted some effective method of clearing snow from 'the streets, and " Second Member (cathching a chance for a free, excursion) "I .understand they have greatly improved appliances in Chicago" Third Member "I move a commit tee be appointed to 0 to Chicago and study" . Fourth Member "It's awful cold in Chicago this time of year. " Fifth Member "I move to amend by striking out the word 'Chioago' and substitute 'Jacksonville, Florida." . He Took the Honey. New Clerk (anxious to show his sa gacity) "This silver dollar you just took in is counterfeit." Proprietor (nervously) "I was Wait ing on the ministers' wife." - "But you don't . take counterfeit" money from women just because they happen to be ministers' wives, do you?" "No, of course not." "Didn't you see that was -counterfeit?" - "Consarn it! young man, if you must know, that's the dollar I dropped into the contribution box last Sunday." Care of Property. Small Boy "Papa, will you lend me your knife?" Papa "Lend yon my knife?' It isnt'a week since I bought you a new knife. What have you done with it? Lost it?" , , " "Oh, no; I've got it yet "Then why don't you use it?" "Yon said I should take good care of it, and I want to take up tacks. " The very small eyes of the bats (dis tinctly nocturnal) is due to the partial replacement of " sight by their very highly developed sense of feeling. ; Passing beside a stall, a liveryman of Hopkinsville, Ky., lost a part of one ear which a horse reached out and seized with its teeth. A Second Experience. There Will Be No Doubt as to What Physicians Will Be Called in Future By Mrs. Hurlhurt. From the Republican, Fresno, Cal. An interesting case comes from Kingsburg,' in Fresno county, Califor nia. Mrs. Mattie Hurlburt tells her own story, and as she is a lady who is well and favorably known and' wel, worthy of credence, it will be found in teresting: "While I was living in Fresno City in 1893," Mrs. Hurlburt said, ."short ly after the birth'of what was then my youngest child, I began, to lose all strength and vitality, and was in a very serious condition. , Dr. Hayden of Fresno, had been attending me, but his efforts to help me proved unavailing, and I was gradually growing worse, though I tried all the doctors and remedies within reach.. One day I heard of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People, and I also read an adver tisement about these pills in a newspa per, and made up my mind to give them a trial as a dernier resorta- --I. at once procured a supply, and took them acording to rule until I had used four boxes. ' By that time I was so much improved in every way that I could do my own housework and was in exu berant spirits at my returned health. I felt splendidly until . one year - arid- -a half ago when another baby was born, and I was taken just as before, and. brought very low' again. The attend ing physician feared that my illness this time would result seriously,- but he was not able to help me, so I again turned to Dr. Williams' remedy, and after taking two boxes was. up and about my work again. I shall always keep Pink Pills in my house from this time on, and shall tarn to to them alone for medical comfort in the time of illness. (Signed) "MATTIE HTJRLBTJBT. " Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain, in a condensed form, all the elements nec essary to give new life arid riohness to the blood and restore shattered nerves. They are also a speciflo for troubles peculiar to females, such as suppres sions, irregularities and all forms', of weakness... They build up- the - blood, and restore the glow of health to , pale and sallow cheeks. In men they effect . Wi - - . .... -.' . - s a radical cure in an cases arising . trom mental worry, overwork or excesses of whatever nature; Pink Pills are: sold in boxes '(never' in -loose' bulk) at '60 cents a box or six boxes fat f 2.50, and may be had of all druggists, or direct by mail from Dr. Williams' ' Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y. .. . Two' wood sawyers at Prescott, Ariz,; under contract cut sixty cords of. wooci at the courthouse in seven and a half 'days: a ' .'.";.' '- - Two churches of Jasper county, Mis souri, have been visited by thieves who stole even the carpets, of the aisles and. pulpit platform. . . . . .. . . .... Mr. Grocer: we 'can't gej. -along without you. Here are thousan ds of people who want good tea,, and tons of : -Schilling's Best for thepi." Will - you ' say to your customers for us: "Here is a tea that I am siire oiT I'll give your money back if you don't like it"? :"" ; A Schilling A Company Saa Francisco ITS MARVELOUS POWER. 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For months at a time my stomach and liver have been so sore that 1 could only lie in bed in misery, and with such severe pain in my back, and so weak that I could hardly talk. "After I had a , bad night I would send for the doctor, and he would leave me a small box of powders and one or two other medicines, and it would cost me $4 every time I had one of these spells. I believe I have taken more medicine than any other living woman. "Last March I had a call, from a lady friend of mine, who asked me, "What is the matter with you?" I replied by saying, "How well yon look!" "Yes," she said, ."I never felt so well in my life." She is, a wonan of 45. - "And REASONS Walter Baker & Co.'s Breakfast Cocoa. .. a cup.-, . Be sure that you get the genuine article made by WALTER BAKER & CO. Ltd., Dorchester, Mass. Established 1780. PVif tfift Tast 20 vearss we sumption in stock, and would sooner think a groceryman could Pet along without sugar in his store than we could without iso's Cure. 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Working people nowadays work the vitality all out every week, and all I ask is to be able to earn the money I have to every week. "Paine's celery compound has ena bled me to do this, and has done me more good than all the doctors put to gether. "Why, my nervous system is so en tirely strengthened that I feel like a new being, and what is more, I look the good the medicine has done me, right in my face and eyes. Jnst, tell all the poor women for me that for a medicine to build one up, give Paine's celery compound a fair trial, and if it does' not do it, then they might as well die. I have recommended it to several and it has helped in every case. I have" a great deal to worry me, and a dose of ' the compound gives me quiet sleep and then I can work. ' If any one wishes to write me they can do so.". ' Why should a sick person do any-' thing else but try a bottle of Paine's celery compound? - . ;'" -FOR USING Because it' is absolutely pure. 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