A TERRIBLE RIDE. From the Evening Times Buffalo, N. Y. Along one of the dismal roads in Western New York, a man and wife -"were driving as rapidly as the dark ness and inclement weather would per mit The rain beat down upon the robber covering and found its way into every crack and opening. The ooonpatns of the buggy were Dean Jones and his wife, of Spring ville, '- N. Y. Everybody is familiar with the name. He is the well-known starting judge, who has beoome famous for his impartial and fair treatment of jockeys at the post It was about ten years ago when Mr. and Mrs. Jones took that fateful ride that oame near costing her her life. Mrs. Jones' clothes were thoroughly soaked before town was reached. Their was no fire in their hotel room and she became chilled to the bone be- fore the little blaze, the attendant - started, wanned the atmosphere. . From that . time on Mrs. Jones was ran in woman. -y: Her trouble well, it was about ev- cijr uuiug wiui which unman Dean can be afflicted. She had a strange, queer feeling in her head, that felt as if sev eral shot were rolling around loose on her brain. Pen cannot describe the torture she suffered. Local doctors told her she had water on the brain. - A . Times reporter called upon Mrs. Jones, who said: "Ever since that terrible wetting I reoeived, up to a year ago, I was an invalid. I nad terrible neuralgio pains in the head whiob often went to my feet and limbs. I was often in such a terrible state that I had to use a orutoh to get around or else slide a chair before me to move about the house. I was very ill for five years, in spells, and never expected to get welL It was a blood disease, I guess. One of the doctors I consulted said I had clotted blood in my head, and per- 1 t n ji n. 1 j . . ua)M- 4 U1U. A-LO UUU1U uui uure wo, V neither could several other doctors I tried. - I also used many patent medi- loines, but the did me no good. ;r"My complexion was a perfect white, and my ears were so transparent you could look through them. My i blood was turning to water. "Look at me now; do I look sick?" "r5he reporter was forced to admit : that he had seldom seen a more perfect embodiment of health. With pardonable pride, Mrs. Jones said, "Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People did it "I can gc anywhere now, while be fore I commenced using Dr. Williams' reined v I oonld not move out of the bouse. For three years, would you believe lit I did not even so to church. I was mot always confined to my bed, but ould not leave the bouse. "Wherever I go people say, 'Why, Mrs. Jones, how well you are looking. How did it happen?' and I always tell em 'Pink Pills did it' "I have not had toe slightest touch my old illness for the last six months and feel as if I never had been ill in my life " .': Mr. Jones said, "you can readily im agine how highly we regard the rem edy in this bouse where we have had a. wife and mother restored to perfect health." . Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sold by 11 dealers, or will be sent post paid on eoiept of price, (50 cents a box, or six xea for f 2. 50 they are never sold a bulk, or by the 100) by addressing Willimas' Medioine Company, ibenectady, NY. I For a pretty decoration at a summer redding when the ceremony is perform-' ea at home Bell Bay less offers the fol lowing suggestion in The Ladies' Home Journal: "Take a tennis net, fish net or ham mock that may be cut the desired size I ana tasten it to tne rings ol a curtain I : pole, looping it twice and then allowing I ii to fall to the ground. Then weave hite flowers in and out the meshes, king ferns or delicately cut foliage for fringed border, being careful not to Ve too solid an appearance, and cover fcping cords with a rope of flowers, flute narcissus, lilacs and honeysuckle Ith white clover ropes may be used, V any flowers in season may be util-y-nd daisies, spire as, apple or plum I blossoms, rosea, chrysanthemums, any- thing white, but if preferred, pink, blue J or yellow for a border or entire drapery works in beautifully for a green back- ground. " Gladness Comes With a better understanding of the transient nature of the many phys ical ills, which vanish before proper ef forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts rightly directed. There is comfort in the knowledge, that so many forms of sickness are not due to any actual dis ease, but simply to a constipated condi tion of the system, which the pleasant family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt ly removes. That is why it is the only remedy with millions of families, and is everywhere esteemed so highly by all who.valne good health. Its beneficial effects are due to the fact, that it is the one remedy which promotes internal - cleanliness without debilitating the organs on which it acts. It is therefore all important, in order to get its bene ficial effects, to note when you pur chase, that you have the genuine arti cle, which is manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. only ad sold by all reputable druggists. If in the enjoyment of good health, and the system is regular, laxatives or ether remedies are then not needed. If afflicted with any actual disease, one ' may be commended to the most skillful physicians, but if in need of a laxative, one should have the best, and with the well-informed everywhere, Syrup of Figs stands highest and is most largely Jed and gives most general satisfaction. HAILED FREE ..'special Price List of HOUSEHOLD COOPS. ETC. 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Will the children sing in that land, All the sweet, simple songs of the earth, And shall we rejoice and be glad In their music and frolicsome mirth? Oh! will there be friends in that land, Friends who love and rejoice in our love, Will they look, will they speak, will they smile, Like our own 'mid the strangeness above? . Oh! shall we have homes in that land To return to where'er we may roam? Oh! the heart would be lonely and sad E'en in heaven if we had not a home. - I love not the new and the strange, But a friend and the clasp of his hand, Oh! I would that my spirit could know That the robin will sing in that land. Woman's Magazine. - MUGGINS. Van Gaiters bought his famous bull pup when bull pups were In fashion, and paid a good round sum for hint. The pup came of a long line of fighting ancestors, and his noble name was Muggins. Inside of a week Muggins had Van Gaiters completely in subjection. Mug gins slept on Van Gaiters' bed and chawed Van Gaiters' feet when he moved them in the night; Muggins breakfasted on Van Gaiters' cuffa, lunched on Van Gaiters' boots, dined and supped on choice bits of Van Gait ers' friends. Muggins, plus Van Gaiters, walked down Fifth avenue of an afternoon, and was sure to become Involved In some street brawl before Van. Gaiters got him home again. Generally Van Gaiters got mixed up In the row as well, and once the. two landed in a police station and had to be bailed out. Not that Muggins picked quarrels. Far from that But Muggins was so bow-legged that he walked In a chain stitch pattern from one side of the walk to the other, and Muggins was of an ugliness that appalled one; like the re flection of a respectable dog in a con vex mirror with a kMnk in it There was something about the crook ed, yet jaunty advance of him, some thing in the slanting leer of hls bulg ing brown eye, that set other dogs' teeth on edge. Hence battle for Mug gins brooked no criticism. Pugs" and such things he rolled about on the cob bles until their tails were out of curl. But when big dogs went home minus an ear or a section of tail or with badly lacerated leg the owner merely groan ed, "It's that beastly bull pup of Van Gaiters'." So much for the valor ot Muggins. For intelligence Muggins was a wonder. Humor Muggins' sense of humor was colossal. He used regularly to charge upon the blind man who sold pencils at the foot of the "L" station and grab thi handful of his wares the old fellow so patheti cally extended. Then Muggts would retreat to the cable track to devour them, leaving Van Gaiters to pick up the poor old chap, set him on his camp stool and make good his loss. The blind man never came to endure Mug gins' onslaughts with . equanimity, though he profited largely by this novel method of sale. Muggins went about Brooklyn In a cab with Van Gaiters at the time of the trolley strikes, when Van Gaiters was hunting up sensations and various regi mental friends of his. Muggins escap ed from the cab' in Hicks street and upset a whole company of the Tnir teenth Regiment boys, who were drill ing in front of a Chinese laundry, their temporary quarters. Muggins started to run around the block and dashed be tween the legs of company K, then changed his mind and dashed back again, bowling over the whole line. The boys were angry enough to have bayo neted him if Van Gaiters had not caught him in the rebound and hauled him into the cab. Then Muggins was the sworn enemy of the young De' Peysters, next door, who were always playing tricks on the passers-by. They were trying the cob blestone trick une day, and had set on the walk a granite block done up in wrapping paper with a pink string. While they lurked In the areaway. waiting to hoot at the first unfortunate who should attempt to kick it out of his path, Muggins came trotting down the steps and made for it The boys charged him, but Muggins kept them off. He tried his jaw on eaeh of the four corners of the block, and a howl of derision went up from his foes. Then Muggins tried to carry it off by the string and failed. Finally, with Infi nite difficulty and low growls he rolled it to. the foot of the Van Gaiter steps and stood guard over It, nibbling It pen sively the while till his master appear ed.. It was "tamale" year that year and tamale men were on every corner. Mug gins has ideas on the subject. . He liked the smell of the hot tamales and the grateful warmth emanating from the big tin cans in which the tamales were stored. If he found a tamale man absent from his post for a moment Mug gins would squat down like a Chinese Idol in front of the can, and take charge of it-for the rest of the evening, while customers waited and the tamale man shrieked and swore, afraid to approach and Van Gaiters enjoyed the fun. Then Muggins prevented his master from proposing to Miss Emilia Remsen. The night of Mrs. Van Gaiters' empire ball Muggins had concealed himself in the conservatory some time during the day and appeared when Van Gaiters was starting in. ; Emilia looked "very well under the light of the fairy lamps, and It was all very tender and touch ing. Muggins changed all that by pre tending to start a rat .or a cat or any old thing and chivvying it round and round the conservatory till he got Vnu Gaiters laughing so that he couldn't epeak and another man came up and claimed Emilia for the next dance, anil there was an end of that Very glad Van Gaiters was of it, too, for just then he fell in love with ljttle Marie. Marie was the only person whom Muggins feared. She was a second cousin and poor, and visited the .Van Gaiters most of the time.- You can judge of her status In the family by the fact that-the children alternately hugged and bullied her, and the elders made her handsome presents , when they remembered her existence. , Marie was little and fragile and sen sitive, but by no means a coward.- She remained dependent because she bad beea brought up to believe that she would be doing a deadly injury to the family if she attempted to earn a liv ing for herself. She had the courage of a dozen men in her slender body and was only withheld from rash plebeian enterprise by her loyalty to the great Van Gaiters line. Muggins was rather nice "to . Marie. True, he affected her society when she didn't want him and deserted her when she most needed consolation, yet he paid considerable attention to her com mands and came to her after his battles to be bathed, healed and lectured. - Van Gaiters, perhaps, might have ex plained this partiality. Marie had not been anxious to make Muggins' ac quaintance. Indeed, Muggins had been obliged to Introduce himself. .' He entered into Marie's room one day and seized a pair of slippers. Marie shriek ed and Muggins fled down the hall, his mouth full of red morocco. ... Marie pur sued and caught him just outside Van Gaiters' door. Van Gaiters, hearing the scuffle, rushed out and was astonished to find Marie kneeling on the prostrate Mug gins and pommeling him violently with both little fists. ' Muggins was snarling like a fiend, and his face was screwed up like a withered apple, but protect himself he could not unless he gave up his prey, and relinquish it he would not while life lasted and anyone opposeu. So Marie continued to beat him. Van Gaiters grasped Marie by one thin little wrist and drew her to her feet. She was crimson and out of breath, and more than a little ashamed of herself. "1 hope I haven't hurt you, Gerard," .she said, apologetically; Van Gaiters could have roared, but he asked very seriously what Muggins had doner .- "Stole," said Marie briefly. ; Van Gaiters looked, but was unable to ascertain the nature of Muggins' mouthful. "Something valuable?" i "To me, yes," said little Marie, .with a sob in her throat, and then she turned and hurried away. Muggins started after her, his big under jaw hanging. Then he let the slipper fall and followed her silently, apologetically, his bullet head dropped npon bis massive chest. Marie slam med the door in his face, and Muggins sat down outside. Presently he began to claw energetically at the woodwork, and Marie opened the door on a crack. Muggins frisked grotesquely and paw ed the door. It was opened a little wider and Muggins shot in. j "By Jove, that's a bright dog," de clared Van Gaiters, picking up the dis colored object from the floor. "If it Isn't one of the Tnrkish slippers I bought Marie at the fool bazaar last summer. Well, well," and Van Gaiters walked into his room, reflective,' and set the poor, little, mangled slipper in the place of honor on the mantelpiece. He had never noticed Marie very much, but he always had been kind to her in a careless way. Now he noticed her a great deal, for there seemed to be something uncanny in her ascendency over Muggins. His own attempt to discipline the beastly bull pup - had been a dismal failure, and here was little Marie ordering the brute about as she pleased. He tried to find out her methods, but Marie was'reticent on the subject and so was Muggins. Still Muggins relapsed from grace occasionally. Once when he ate Marie's best hat Van Gaiters heard of It and wanted to buy her another, and little Marie refused, almost rudely, to allow it. There was never a more astonished man than Gerard Van Gaiters when he found he had fallen in love with little Marie, except when he Informed little Marie that he wanted to marry her and Marie refused him out and out. The little thing even seemed to take a cold delight in his discomfiture. Only when Van Gaiters sulkily announced his in tention of going abroad and forgetting her she offered to take charge of Mug gins. So Muggins went down to Long Isl and by boat along with little Marie and the particular Van Gaiters' aunt with whom she was to spend the sum mer. . . - No word came from Marie, but bis aunt wrote Gerard a letter of .grievance against Muggins. Muggins had dis graced Jiimself. Marie had bribed the mate of the steamboat to take charge of Muggins for the night, and the man had chained Muggins to the leg of the lower berth In his stateroom. Muggins had promptly chawed no other word expresses Muggins' method chawed it through and when the mate turned in at. 3:30 In the morning he found Muggins peacefully snoring in the lower berth with his head on the pillow. The man was afraid to wake Muggins, and. afraid, to climb over him to the upper berth, so he turned the quilt over Muggins and, in his own words: ,--.. "Chucked him out. An' he runs all over de boat and In ter de ladies' cabin and scares de wimmen half ter det, till d' engineer catches him and makes him fast ter der capstan." : ' The capstan had been freshly" paint ed vermilion, and In the morning Mug gins was a gory horror. The morrster refused to get Into the carriage which awaited them at the landing, and none of the deck hands would go near him, so little Marie had to boost aim in her self. . : Van Gaiters didn't go to Europe at all. He went down to Long Island in stead. His aunt was surprised to see him walk In one, hot day. "Well!" said the aunt "I came down," said Van Gaiters, "to look after Muggins." "Muggins is out walking now," said his aunt, "and Marie is with him, I be lieve. They are Inseparable." ' ; :" Which way?" asked Van Gaiters, after, he had something cool to drink. -.. "You are throwing yourself away. Gerard," said his aunt. "But" If yon follow the path through the field there, Into the woods, you will find Mug gins." : "Thank you, aunty," said Van Gait ers. . ' ' Van Gaiters followed the path till It led him into the thick of the woods; still no Muggins, no Marie. He hoped Mug gins would have sense enough to make himself scarce. He" wanted to say something to little Marie, things no fel low could say with a frog-faced bull pup staring at him. That goggle-eyed Muggins would take the sentiment out of any man. Still no Marie. Perhaps Muggins had cavorted off through the underbrush and led her away from the beaten path. Perhaps they were coming home another -way. Perhaps what was that? . A shrill scream, and another, and an other. Van Gaiters set off at a run. That was Marie, as sure as fate. What could have happened? Was she hurt? Why was she so quiet now? And where was Muggins? Muggins should, be taking care of her. . - "Marie! Marie!" No answer. She must be hurt. What right had they to let her run about like this, little Marie with no one to look after her? He would soon stop all that. - - " A turn In the woodland way, and Van Gaiters almost fell over her. She was silting in the middle of the path, with Muggins' head in her lap. She looked at Gerard with her mouth open and the big tears running down her cheeks. "Ah, Gerard," said she, "poor Mug gins!'' ; . - - . "What has happened?" gasped Van Gaiters, kneeling down beside her. There was a distinct crackling In the underbrush. Van Gaiters sprang to his feet' "No, no," said Marie, catching at his arm; "it's too late now the man oh, oh, such a brute! If it hadn't been for Muggins " Muggins tried to lift his battered head, but dropped it with a queer, gruff moan; He was covered with blood, and so was Marie. - "The man sprang out and caught my arm, and I called Muggins, who was some way behind, and Muggins flew at his throat and the man let go. And then Muggins got him by the arm and hung on and wouldn't be shaken off. And the fellow beat him with a great stick, and finally Muggins dropped." Muggins quivered and wagged his stump of a tail feebly, and Marie took one of his clumsy paws tenderly and held It in her small hand. . - "Poor Muggy, poor, bad, brave old Muggy, who loved me!" "Rook!" said Muggins, faintly. A rook, a-rook! Woof," and so, with that hoarse bark, he died, game to the last, and most sincerely mourned. Van Gaiters buried him there un der a big oak tree, and cut "Muggins" in the bark, and proposed again to lit tle Marie on the way home. "Please, Gerard," said little Marie, "another day." -To-day'," said Gerard, stoutly. ' But it was not that day, nor for many a long day, that little Marie made an swer. By that time Muggins' epitaph had extended until it climbed up Into th branches. Van Gaiters added some thing to it every time he and Marie visited Muggins' grave. "That beastly bull pup," said Gerard, jealously, .one day, when Marie was reading the finished epitaph aloud: "We've made him out a regular angel." "Poor Muggy," said Marie, softly, putting her frail little hand on his sleeve. "Poor, bad, brave old Muggy, who loved me!" And that, I think, should have been Muggy's epitaph. Vogue. BEANS IN CAMP. Mark Twain Tells of an Example of Strict Ktiquette and Fair Play. There was a strict camp etiquette, which was recognized and considered law by all, and It was of this etiquette that Mark Twain told me an example. A Boston man was eating breakfast early one morning, at a table near the open door and the half bar,half res taurant of the place. He was just fin ishing his plate of pork and beans when two Missouri men passed along and saw the Boston man and his breakfast They stopped within a foot or two. "Look at that," said the bigger of the Missouri men, contemptuously. "Do you see what that blankety blankety blank Boston thing is eating? Why, down In Missouri where I come from we feed them things to our horses. Only the brutes eat that grub down there." Presently the bully stepped inside and sat down opposite the Boston man at the same table. When the plate of beans bad been eaten the Boston man called out to the bartender: "Pete, give me another plateful." Pile It up. I like 'em." When the heaped-up plate came, the Boston man, quick as a flash, had pulled out his revolver, had the Mis souri man covered with it, and then, pushing the full plateful of beans across the table, told the Missouri man to "eat it and like It," or he'd shoot him. like the dog that he was. . The bully had his choice between beans or death,- and he knew it. When he had eaten every bean, he was made to say that he liked beans, and then, and not till' then, did the Boston man put his pistol up, pay for both orders of beans and leave the saloon. "Now," said Mark, "the reason the Missouri man didn't whip out his gun and shoot as soon as the beaneater's back was turned was because of camp etiquette. Each "man had his fun with the other, and they were even. If the Boston man had been shot the Mis souri man, as quick as news could fly, would have had his body filled with lead from the revolver of every man in camp, regardless of party. You see. we were quite sticklers for fair play in those days." New York Journal. Effect of an Andience. One of the peculiarities of the ora torical temperament Is that It is sub ject to what our grandmothers called 'vapors," or depression of spirit. In such a mood a molehill seems a' moun tain, and a grasshopper is a burden. Mental effort is impossible, and an en gagement to speak in public as repug nant as is the sound of the dinner-gong to a seasick passenger. The only cure for such an attack of spleen is to get, by hook or crook, the orator before the audience, where the excitement will put him mentally and physically on his feet. In 1859 Thomas Corwln, Ohio's most eloquent orator, had consented to de liver the oration at the celebration of the Fourth of July on the Tippecanoe battle-grounds. The night before the celebration, Corwin called his son-in-law, Mr. Sage, to his room and told him that he had been unable to sleep and was much discouraged about his address the next day. He had tried to think over his speech, but his memory had failed him, and he was afraid he would make a failure. His son-tn-law advised him to dismiss the speech from his mind and go to sleep. The next morning Mr. Corwln felt so Indisposed that he announced his ina bility to speak. The marshal of the day finally persuaded him to ride out to the grounds and tafce a seat on the platform, Whence he might explain to the people why he was unable to de liver the oration, and thus lessen their disappointment. At the proper time, Mr. Corwin rose to make his apology; but as he looked over the audience of forty thousand people, that "sea of upturned faces" stirred both body and brain. He made a few commonplace remarks, and then struck upon the' first sentence of the manuscript . he had prepared. "It is all right he will speak," whis pered Mr. Sage to the president of the day. , - It was all right; the orator went on and spoke for two hours. The manu script he had prepared was the intro duction of the speech a page and a half of legal cap which Mr. Sage had read the day before. The audience made the sick man well, and an orator again. ' - A Sl-n Painter. ' :- -- " -.; Dick But how do you know he Is a sign painter? . ; - " : ; Harry Because he wrote- asentence in which there were six apostrophes and he got every single one of them in the wrong position. Boston Trans cript .;; - - ': " AGRICULTURAL NEWS THINGS PERTAINING TO THE , - FARM AND HOME. Tha Environment of Cattle Baa Much to llo with -Their Development- Many American H or sea in England ; Valne o"f Sweet Apple. ' Early Maturity. V The environment of cattle has much to do with their development and thrift, and in this position we have still a good deal to learn. 'Doctor Miles in his work on stock breeding instances the Kerry cattle of Ireland, which, In that coun try, having been kept on scanty ra tions, do not breed till they are five or six years old, and In every way are ex ceedingly slow In maturing. Some of these Kerry cattle that were Imported to New England, and put on better feed. In a few generations bred readily at three years old. The period for ma turing was shortened nearly, or quite, one-half. The early maturity of the Shorthorn and Hereford is the result of continued environment suited to that end for many generations: American Hones in Encrland.' During the past year no less than 10, 000 American horses have been sold in London alone. A large number are used for the omnibuses and street cars. The cabmaster and smaller dealer pro fess not to touch them, the former be lieving, and possibly rightly, that the majority of foreign horses are some what soft, while, as a rule, he declares that at his price he can get plenty of well-bred English horses, and that they do his work very well. The fact Is, however, that there are almost as many American horses drawing cabs as American subjects riding in them. After American and Canadian horses have changed hands under the ham mer they are resold without anything being said about their nationality. They get into the country and add to the difficulties and perplexities of the breeder. - Value of Pweet App'es. The apple crop In most localities Is this year a large one, and, as usual, in years when apples are. abundant, -the sweet varieties are likely in many places to go to waste. That they are not in as good demand as the sour ap ple is due to their inferiority or sup posed inferiority for cooking. A sour apple in pie duly sweetened to take off the surplus acidity, is, Indeed, better than a sweet apple put to the same use. But farther than this we think the superiority will be with the sweet ap ple. Many varieties are richer and better for eating raw, while for bak ing whole the sweet apple Is certainly superior. One of the best ways of eating baked sweet apples Is with Tnilk. : Sour apples when baked are too acid for this, and Desides, they break down In cooking, and thus their juices dissolve In the milk, while the slices of baked apple retain their shape and distinctive flavor. Abscond in tr Bwarma. ' Bees will at times bid adieu to home and apiary and leave for parts un known. This occurs more frequently in early spring, and arises principally from starvation; They seem to prefer swarming rather than to stay In the blve and starve to death. A cure for this may be affected at once, by giving them a frame of brood and honey from some other colony, or they may be brought about by feeding. Swarms all abscond occasionally, and after be ing hived will reissue during swarming time. This frequently occurs from the cause of mismanagement in hiving them. When having swarms, the hive should be so arranged as to admit an abun dance of ventilation, and in excessively hot weather the hive should be shaded. When bees swarm they fill themselves with honey to the utmost limit, and in this condition they cannot stand close confinement in hives, with" the sun shining directly upon them. Every swarm thus hived should have a frame of newly-hatched brood given them from some other colony. This is prac ticed now and by almost all apiarists and is a sure preventive of absconding swarms. Colman's Rural World. Weed and Good Farming. Occasionally a farmer is heard to ask how the weeds can be killed, but he does not realize that If by some rapid process they could all be dis patched new legions would fill their places at once If the conditions -which they enjoy remain. What farmers need to comprehend Is that without some radical mistake in the manage ment of their land the daisies never would have gained such a foothold. All plants, including weeds, settle and thrive where the competition for life is such that they can enter into it pros per. A good stand of grass leaves no room nor any hope for weeds. It Is not In well-tilled fields that Canada thistles flourish, but in neglected pas tures and by the roadsides. In the contest with the best agricultural practice they cannot prevail. The rem edy for weeds Is to keep the land busy with a good crop on it and this means that the farmer must give persistent and connected thought to his business. If the daisies crowd out the grass It Is because the meadow has been neg lected and the grass has begun to fall, and wherever there is a vacancy, by the failure of the grass every enter prising weed finds a rightful oppor tunity to establish itself. If the farm er asks, therefore, what will kill the daisies, there Is one answer:' better farming. Garden and Forest A Fchool of Horticulture. A very commendable step In the right direction has been taken by the Uni versity of Missouri, In the establish ment of "A School of Horticulture." An appropriate and deserved "tribute" to the great and growing horticultural interests of the State of Missouri! Something of this kind has long been needed. A Good Whitewash. Skim milk and water lime mixed to the consistency of cream. The milk must be sweet in order-that the cal cium of the lime may have the right chemical effect upon the casein of the milk. For coloring we generally use Venetian red, or, If stone color is de sired, black . is mixed with the red. It may be applied at any time of the year, as it sets immediately. We have seen a great many buildings painted with this mixture," and where two coats are given It makes a permanent job of It To some this may appear too cheap to be good. It is cheap, especially for farmers, and after comparing It with oil-painted . buildings, as to cost and durability, it Is much the better. Bear in mind, we are talking about out buildings, which usually have rough surfaces. Practical Farming. - Overeat ting; of Butter. The habit of oversaving butter comes from neglect to properly work It If all the milk were got out of the butter, a very little salt would suffice to keep It sweet It is the fermentation of casein ln the butter rather than of the fat It self that' makes' butter rancid. The popular taste requires much less salt on butter than it used to do. . One rea son tor this probably is that butter eaters have found out , that the very salty taste means an attempt to cover up defects in the butter, just as highly salted and spiced meats are open to the suspicion that they have been made so after beginning to spoil. In England and Scotland there Is a large demand for perfectly fresh butter. It com mands a better price than the salted butter, for the addition of salt Increases weight without much Increasing the cost But this nnsalted butter must be eaten within a day or two of making or It will spoil. - Dairy Dots. - : How do you develop the heifer you dee to keep for the pall? Out ounce of salt to the pound Is a good rule, but salt to please your cus torrers. Fi.-ed your cows twice per day at reg ular intervals, and hav pure water and salt always accessible. !- Thirty-two States la the Union now have laws prohibiting the sale of oleo miugarlne, when colored In Imitation of butter. A cow's stomach is not a complete stra'ner that will separate all good frou bod, and all kinds of food and drink cannot be given wlth lmpunlty. If winter dairying pays best with you, breed most of your cows In De cen.ber and January, and they will be fresh in September and October follow ing. D not leave the butter exposed to the air after it is made. Print or pack It ar once, and put it In a cool place un til .t goes to the market or to the cus tomer. Deliver every week. v When salt is kept where the cows can heip themselves, there Is no danger of thti'.r eating too much. It Is only when It is kept from them for some time that the-e Is any risk of tha'r doing so. . ' ver let the suh shine on milk. Nev er put It away without aerating it. Neither let It stand open In the air af ter U has been aerated. Nothing is so susceptible to evil germs In the air as nr'k. " . Farm Notes. A dally oil massage, lasting fifteen minutes, will eventually hide the bonea of the throat Alcohol massage will re duce superabundant flesh. Tne Southern cow pei is winning fa-vo- In the Northern States, and Prof. Cornell, of Texas station thinks the Canada field pea will as surely win fa vor in the South. Plant In fall or spring, with oats. Hairy vetch and oal: also make a good mixture. It has been demonstrated by the most careful experiments that bees do not pu icture grapes to get at their Juices, but attack them only after the birds have done the puncturing. Plant the vineyard and the apiary together; have the rtands sheltered by the vines, with out any injury to either. Wo ' often deny animals . the very things which our natures crave, for getr.ng that they are similarly consti tuted. Ashes, charcoal and salt sup ply mineral elements essential to health, and far better than a resort to condition powders and other medicines. They will cleanse and purify the sys tem in the safest way. A few dollars expended In trees and shrubbery for ornamenting the farm will not return an Immediate profit, but at some future time, when It may be desirable to sell the farm, the addi tional value will then be quite large. Paint and whitewash are also excellent agents for increasing the value of the farm at a small cost The most valuable man who labors an.J who can always get work Is the experienced farm hand, not the one who must be told what to do, but who knows what is required and puts his laboi to the best advantage. Capable and experienced men on the farm are not numerous, and it is not advisable to allow a good one to go if he can be kept without loss during the winter. it is never a good practice to grow two root crops in succession on the same land. It can only be done by very hea-y manuring to supply the fertility tha the preceding crop has taken away." Gardeners who grow roots gen erally manage to grow them In alter nation with crops that do not draw so heavily on the land. The onion crop can be grown on the same land in suc- ces 'on, but the onion is not properly a root Odds and Ends. - . If India rubber bands are put around bottles carried in a sacbel or packed in a box they will prevent, the bottles from grinding together, and perhaps break ing. :. . Soap for household use will last as long again if, after it has been cut into blocks, It Is put by for a few weeks be fore being used. New soap melts so quickly and Is extravagant where much is required. - - . The rubber rings of fruit cans will re cover their -elasticity if soaked for a while In weak ammonia water. This is quite an item when canning is being done and the rubber rings are found to be stretched out of shape. A coloring for white flannel or other goods to be used for rugs or hangings may be easily obtained by gathering from stone walls or rock work the thin moss that grows there and boiling it with the goods In an iron kettle. It will make them a tan color. In washing grained woodwork use clear water or weak cold tea. Where there are finger marks to be removed, such as around the door knob or on the win dow sill, a little fine soap may be used, but only Just enough to do the work, for soap should not be used on this woodwork If it can be avoided, j In mixing cakes always .use a large fork, or two forks together, Instead of an Iron or wooden spoon. Mashed po tatoes should never be beaten with a spoon. They will be twice as light if a fork Is used. They should first be mash ed with a potato crusher, then, when the milk and butter are added, beat well with a fork. Study of the Criminal. Dr. P. Penta, an Italian criminologist has discovered a new feature of crim inal anthropology, which goes to con firm still farther the views pf Prof. Lombrosso. According to modern med icine Dr. Penta has studied the fingers and toes of 4,600 criminals, and finds a deficiency In the number, as well as prehensile toes, marked by a wide space between the great toe and the second toe; also a webbed condition of the toes, an approximation to the toeless feet of some savages. He found the little toe rudimentary in many cases, showing a tendency toward the four toed animal foot The most common of all the abnormalities was the web bed condition of the toes.' The criminal is truly a degenerate type. There Is always fault to be found if one wants to look for It; there is a good deal of virtue in not looking for it . TO LATE TO MEND. There in a point beyond which medication cuniior. go. 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