The Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, August 01, 1895, Image 4

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HALF A CENTURY AGO.
' Philadelphia Gentlemen Drank In a Way
to Atonlsh Their Descendants.
Among Americans up to 1855 the use
and abuse of strong drink were almost
universal, trat it certainly affected their
health less injuriously than at the pres
ent time. The worry and strain of mod
ern business and social life shatter
nerves now and lead to dram drinking
to repair them. On the contrary, most
of the excesses in the old times came
after a solid dinner, and three or four
hours were spent in rest and convivial
ity, bat the amount drank was enor
mous. When the exchange was com
pleted, in 1832, a dinner was given, and
there was some apprehension that the
wine would run out, and a well known
broker on the committee expressed his
surprise, as the company had not aver
aged more than three bottles apiece.
This would be thought a very large al
lowance of strong Madeira in these
times.
In 1853 the final audit of the account)
of the United States bank was complet
ed, and on behalf of the government
James A. Bayard of Delaware, John
M. Mason and a Kentucky gentleman
named Dukes appeared. It was a mere
formality, as the matter had been settled
ten years before. John Young acted as
clerk. The party met in the northwest
chamber of the bank building now the
custom house at 11 o'clock. A bottle
of brandy and six of Madeira were on
the table, and after a short inspection
of papers the wine was opened, and by
1 o'clock was drank. The day was
warm, and a bowl of bishop was order
ed, and this was made by the servant
with the brandy and a flask of Curacoa.
This was drank, and the three com
mitteemen went to dine with Charles J.
Ingersoll about 5 o'clock. They returned,
bringing a friend. A dozen Madeira
were at hand, and smoking, drinking
and whist were in order until 12, when
the last bottle was drank, and then
Prosser, the cook, brought in cold ducks
and a mighty lobster salad. A gallon
bowl of brandy punch was made as con
ducive to digestion. A tumbler of this
finished the clerk, who went to sleep
and was aroused at daybreak to drink a
cup of coffee, and then all went down
the steps and walked away in the fresh
morning air, none the worse in appear
ance from the night's potations.
It is apparent that in a life like this
it was the survival of the fittest. The
steady ones carried off the honors, but
gout, gravel and dropsy played havoc
with the others, and these complaints
were charged to port and Madeira by the
doctors, and so the habit of drinking
claret and light wines came into fashion.
Gambling was almost universal, and
many fortunes of old Philadelphians dis
appeared in this way. Philadelphia
Times.
Financial Affkirs of France.
The financial speech of the ex-Prime
Minister M. Loubet, in the senate, is to
be posted, by order of tllat house, all
over France. There are some statements
in it worthy of consideration. Thus, the
national debt is set down at 1,200, 000,
000. It also appears that the difficulty of
making both ends meet has greatly in
creased since M. Meline secured the tri
, umph of his system. The court of audits
. has discovered 211 irregularities in the
last budgetary account of money paid.
By irregularities it means embezzle
ments, set down under the head of "vire
ments." Among them figures the 800 spent
on behalf of a minister for "cabs,"
and 640 a month for little "de
jeuners" at Voisin's, where a min
ister of justice entertained his friends.
The "virements" at the home office are
set down at 650, those of the war of
fice at 1,330, those of the colonial office
at 2,090, those of the public works of
fice at 2,375. When M. de Freycinet
was war minister, the "virements" of
his department amounted to about 6,
000 a year. . He, as minister of publio
works and war, swelled the national
debt more than any one else in power
- since Thiers' retirement. The redeem
. able loans were an expedient of M. de
Freycinet to give employment to the
publio works department. London
News.
A Horrible Suspicion.
. Lysander Dickerson of Sterling, His.,
thus writes to the Chicago Journal:
"In a recent issue of your paper I find
an item describing at some length the
moving of the old Liberty bell into its
new quarters in Independence hall at
Philadelphia, and a recital of the safe
guards with which the historic relic is
now surrounded. In this item the bell
itself is described with more or less mi
nuteness. The article recalls to my mind
the fact that some 45 years or so ago,
in company with S. S. Dana of Wilkes
barre, Pa., I visited Independence hall
and naturally made a close and careful
inspection of this historic relic. At
- this time there was a place- a foot or
more deep chipped out at one of the
outer edges. When it was exhibited at
. the fair, there were no evidences of van
dalism. This convinces me of the truth
:' of the story, which is generally unbe
liever!, to the effect that years ago the
old bell was sold to an enterprising
Yankee and' by him worked up into
trinkets. I claim to have one of them. " 1
1
V
EAR Jl
Too Polite.
"There is such a thing as being too
polite. For instance, there is Flum
leigb. He went into a store to inquire
about something or 'other, and there
was nobody but a woman there. He be
gan by asking, 'I beg pardon, if you are
not engaged' end before he could say
any more she interrupted him with,
'This is so sudden !' And, by graoions,
she accepted him on the spot, and before
he knew what was going on. No, sir;
it doesn't pay to be too polite. " And
the speaker shook his head sagely and
not without . a suggestion of sadness.
Boston Transcript. -"
The Envied One,
"That's a fine, big pig, John. "
"Aye, sir. Gin we were a as ready
tu dee as that yin, we'd doa " Judy.
A World's Fair Reminiscence. -
It happened two years ago, but the
facts never came out till one day last
week.
A man whose personality must be con
cealed for the present under the ficti
tious name of Tom Gallagher was attend
ing the World's fair. He stepped into a
restaurant in the Manufactures build
ing to get something to eat. The crush
was enormous, the waiters were flying
to and fro in helpless confusion and aft
er Tom Gallagher had secured a seat at
one of the tables he seemed no nearer
his dinner than before.
He waited patiently a few minutes
and then beckoned a waiter to him.
"My friend," he said, slipping a half
dollar into his hand, "bring me some
thing to eat as quick as you can. "
"Boss," said the waiter, with emo
tion, "I've been here more'n a month,
and you're the first man that's ever givt
me a cent But," he added in a hoarse
whisper, "I've managed to steal $6."
Chicago Tribune.
Some Points Abont Wills.
Do you know that yon cannot will
away your body; that a clause in your
will giving your body after death to any
person or institution is not legally bind
ing? Your executors cannot be forced to
carry out your wishes, though they may
do so through deference to your ex
pressed preferences. It is also important
to remember that three witnesses are
needed in devising real estate instead of
two, as in bequeathing personal property.
"When a woman will, she will, de
pend on't, " says the proverb. But there
are so many sharp turns and short
curves in the course of the law that
though a woman wills to will what she
will,, how she will in nine cases out of
ten she cannot make her will so that she
wills what she will as she wills to will
New York Press.
Ants as Biters.
Ants are terrible fighters. They nave
very powerful jaws, considering the size
of their bodies, and therefore their
method is by biting. They will bite one
another and hold on with a wonderful
grip of the jaws, even after all their legs
have been bitten off by other ants.
Sometimes six or eight ants will be
clinging with a death hold to one an
other, making a peculiar spectacle, some
with a leg gone and some with half the
body gone. One singular fact is that the
grip of an ant's jaw is retained even
after the body has been bitten off and
nothing but the head remains. Ex
change. The Pleiades.
Those timekeepers the Pleiades have
been used to mark the days from the
most remote periods. Mr. T. W. Fewkes,
describing the fire ceremonies of the Pu
eblo Indians of Tusayan, says that, hav
ing been present on two such occasions in
1892 and 1893, he found that the error
of time made by the Indians as to the
13th of November in those two years
was insignificant. It was the culmina
tion of the Pleiades which told the In
dians the proper time for the beginning
of their rites. New York Times.
Religious Enthusiasm Offended.
Eliza Bangs and Lucy Green, negroes,
came up before the recorder yesterday
afternoon for fighting.
"Why did you hit her, Lucy?" Judge
Calhoun asked.
" 'Cause, - your honor, she up en tell
that. preacher not to give me any com
munion when he passes 'round de bread
an wine yesterday." :'
Judge Calhoun wrote a $3 fin op
posite her name. Atlanta Constitution.
PERSONS OF NOTE.
Pertinent Paragraphs of People of
Promlnenoe Throughout the World.
' With the exception of the king of
Denmark Queen Victoria is the oldest
reigning sovereign of Europe. .
John Hare, a distinguished English
comedian, will act in this country next
winter, making his first appearance in
New York, December 23.
T. H. Tucker, the conductor who
ran the first train between Boston and
Worchester, Mass., on July 4, 1835, is
still living at his home, Melrose, Mass.
The Duke of Westminster has spent
over 1,00,000 pounds in rebuilding
Eaton hall, which is now considered to
rival Chatsworth as England's finest
house.
Mr. Gladstone derived marked bene
fit from his trip to the Baltic The
improvement was especially noticeable
in his voice, which is now firm and
strong.
Dean Farrar pleads for hospital con'
tributions with the assertion that near'
ly half the population of London use
them in the course of the year in one
way or another.
Carl Zerrahan, who has .been the
musical conductor of the Handel and
Haydn Society of Boston, for years,
has resigned, and B. J. Lang has been
elected to the position.
Baron Edmond de Bothschild has
purchased the recently exhumed spec!
mens of Boman silver works found
near Pompeii, and has presented the
collection to the National museum of
Paris.
Lizzie Borden was a delegate to the
Christian Endeavor convention in Bos
ton. It is two years ago since she was
on trial for the murder of her father
and was acquitted. The Borden mur
der remains a mystery.
The new Portuguese minister to the
United States, Mr. Ade Sequeira Che
dim, is a particularly handsome man,
about 40, with very elegant and at
tractive manners. He speaks English
with- only a slight trace of accent.
The old Paramus Dutch church at
Bidgewood, N. J. , has seen its first
wedding since Aaron Burr and Mrs.
Theodosia Prevost were married there
113 years ago. The distinction fell on
Dr. W. L. Vroom and Miss Blanche
Miller.
Senor Don Carlos Yslesias, a brother
of President Yslesias, of Costa Bica, is
now in this country. ' He is a mining
enigneer, and has been commissioned
by the government of Costa Bica to
study the methods employed in the
United States mint.
: The new Duke of Hamilton . and
Brandon, who is the premier poet of
Scotland, is paralytic and a confirmed
invalid, while the only son and heir
of the Duke of Norfolk, who is the
premier peer of England, is deaf, dumb,
blind and imbecile.
Mr. Weyerhauser, of St Paul, Minn. ,
has given a . sufficient fund to main
tain a chair for Semitic languages and
history in the university of Minnesota.
Professor J. B. Jnwett, of Brown uni
versity, has received the appointment
for that professorship.
Professor David Masson, who for
thirty years has been professor of Eng
lish literature in the university of Ed
inburgh, has announced his intention
of retiring. He was appointed profes
sor of English literature and rhetorio at
that university in 1865.
It is stated that Michael J. Fanning
has resigned the Prohibitionist state
chairmanship of Michigan. In a recent
congressional election there the Popu
lists nominated the Prohibitionist can
didate and ran the campaign for free
silver. Mr. Fanning objected decided
ly, and after considerable ill-feeling
has finally given up the place he held.
Fragments of two gravestones with
Jewish inscriptions have been found
during the demolition of the disused
barracks at Mauer, near Vienna. At
the request of the authorities, Profes
sor Dr. David Muller, of the univer
sity of Vienna, deciphered the texts,
which record the deaths of two Jew
esses, the one in 1360 and the other in
1402.
Mr. John Bloundelle-Burton, whose
story, "The Desert Ship, has created
such a stir, was born in 1850. His
parents intended him for military life,
but when at 21 he came into a comfort
able inheritance, he determined to see
something of the world. Mr. Burton's
first long story was "The Silent
Shore," which bad quite' a career
under several different guises.
The Empress Eugenie, before leaving
Paris for Cape Martion, gave Lieutenant-Colonel
Bizot, who is under or
ders for Madagascar, the campaigning
kit of the prince imperial, and also
that which she herself used in her sad
pilgrimage to the scene of her son's
death in Zululand. Colonel Bizot is
the son of the late General Bizot,
whose wife during the empire was one
of the Jadies of the empress.
A Twilight Interview.
'Twas the first twilight interview.
She, swinging in the hammock on the
side veranda, and he sitting submis
sively at her feet with his legs dang
ling off the boards: "How refreshing
at the closing hour of day," he gently
remarked, "to thus in sweet compan
ionship await the rising of the stars
that will soon fleck the cerulean dome
of heaven with spangles of silver 1 I
would ever thus, with thee at my side,
revel in the glories of the azure azure
as sure as" ? -
'.'What exquisite language," said
she, with a sigh. "How can you
afford.it on six dollars a week?"
The young man was not quite "as
sure" as he was, and slid down into
the yard, scaled the fence, and was
seen no more thereabouts forever.
Texas Sittings. v
'. n Unhappy Combination in a Woman
Notwithstanding her genius, Pro
fessor Sony a Kovalevsky was almost
mentally dependent upon a man. We
have her written confession that she
lectured better when Professor Mittag
Leffler was in the audience. Notwith
standing her solid oontriubtions to ap
plied mathematics, she originated
nothing; she merely developed the
ideas of her teachers. What is the
conclusion of the whole matter? Set
ting aside all partisan questions, it
would seem to be this; that a mascu
line head united to a feminine heart is
likely to prove a very unhappy combi
nation fox a woman. August Century.
HIS FIRST LOVE AFFAIR.
He Whispered Sweet Words of lore
I nder a Lilac Bush. -
"George, do you remember your first
love affair?" -
He tilted back in his easy chair and
nodded assent "
": "Tell me about it, that's a good fel
low," said AL
With a retrospective look in his eyes,
George thereupon began: ,
"Well, it happened when I had boy
ish blue eyes and a high ambition,
with a great amount of self confidence.
Since then, you may observe, my eyes
have grown gray, my ambition has
been tempered by experience, and my
self confidence, if I really have any,
does not so boldly assert jtself.
"The girl I loved was a buxom maid
of 18 summers. Do not ask me to de
scribe her, for shame on me I really
have forgotten how she looked in those
days. I know I thought her very nana
some more so than any woman I have
seen before or have seen since. On
different occasions, with no great
amount of time intervening, I remem
ber of thinking of her as being angelic,
amiable, affable, beautiful, cute, cour
teous, confiding, dear, and so on down
through the alphabet ' I told her so,
too, for I always told her , all my
thoughts.
"I may have called her even more
names, probably did, but this, you
know, is only an off-hand recital, with'
out reference to notes.
"Well, one summer evening it
strikes me it was in June I found my
love in a nook beneath a lilac bush,
and in the fading twilight . I gathered
courage to ask her to be mine.
"She blushed deeply, her lips trem
bled for a moment, then she turned her
pretty face from me and murmured an
answer.
"Then my boyish blue eyes flashed
defiance to the world, and my heart
was in a raputre, as I clasped my pret
ty girl lover to me in fond embrace."
"And she was happy too?" Al ven
tured.
"Not a bit of it - She freed herself,
her lips were puckered into a pout, and
there was a scowl on her face that
gave me the toothache.
'"How dare you take such liberties!'
she hissed, and her little foot came
down with all the force she could
summon.
"I begged of her to consider that I
had asked her to become my wife, and
had she not answered yes?'
'"Why, GeorgeP she exclaimed,
answered 'no I'
"That little word sounded to me like
a death knell, and with all my confi
dence and ambition gone, I sunk be
neath the bushes out of sight, and the
twilight faded into thick, black
gloom."
"And that ended it?"
"Yes."
"What ever became of her?" Al
asked.
The portieres parted and a cheery
woman brightened the room by her
presence. -
"That's her," said George, and he
nodded toward his pretty wife.
"Well," Al remarked, laughing,
"how did it finally happen?
"Oh," George replied, and he rose
from his easy chair, "she didn't stick
to what she said near the lilacs in the
twilight" The Family Story Paper.
FANNY KEMBLES PUNCH.
It Was Terr Seductive and Had a Disas-
: trous Bdect.
One characteristic anecdote of Mrs.
Eemble, which, so far as I know, has
not got into print, may be mentioned.
Two youthful friends of hers having
given invitations for a picnio on the
border of the Stockbndge Bowl, Mrs.
Eemble, with the warm-hearted . sym
pathy she always showed toward young
people, associated herself with them in
the plan, and made the entertainment
much more complete than they had in
tended. She engaged a band from Al
bany, had a dancing platform erected,
anri nnmfvrons boats ensraired. - Unfor
tunately the p'nrich, which had been
subtly compounded in New York, had
for the sake of economical transporta
tion, "no allaying Thames.'. The day
was hot; there was a cry for something
to drink,, and at a fatal moment, when
the person who should have superin
tended the beguiling beverage was en
gaged in another part of the grounds,
it was prematurely poured into the
punch bowls as undiluted as if Friar
Tuck had presided. Its cunning smooth
ness disarmed the suspicion of the
wariest guests, some of whom were be
trayed before the mistake was discov
ered and corrected. The climax came
when, after the lunch, and at a mo
ment when two or three of the more
unfortunate gentlemen had gone to a
sequestered spot for a restorative swim,
Mrs. Eemble ordered the chief boat
man to bring to the little dock, pre
pared for the embarkation of those in
clined for a row, the largest of the
boats, which had been specially decor
ated for the oocasion. The man hesi
tated and stammered.
"No words 1" imperiously com
manded Mrs. Eemble, in Lady Mac
beth' s tone. "Bring the boat!"
After several vain efforts at remon
strance, he said deprecatingly, "I
thought maybe as one of your gents
was in the boat naked and drunk, you
would rather not have it brought just
yet,"
Those who have heard Mrs. Eemble
read Falstaff and Pistol can imagine
the mixture of amusement and disgust
on her face at this rejoiner. I have
called this anecdote characteristic, but
I need not say it is characteristic of
one little side only of her noble being.
The impetuous generosity, the glowing
sensibility, the unfreigned religious
ness of this child of nature, of whom
heredity and enviroment made an ac
tress, can be told only in the story of
her life. Century for August
Frederick L. Ostermayer, who died
recently in Boston, at the age of 81
years, had long been in demand as an
officiating officer at the final rites over
the remains of German Odd Fellows.
He is said to have presided in this
manner at more than 1,000 funerals.
Ismail Fsaha, the late khedive of
Egypt, left three widows, one a Geor
gian princess, and the other two Circas
sians, who live together in the palace
of Kesina, on the bay of Naples. They
now drive about Naples without their
veils, and are very fond of shopping
and of the theater. hl.
A BUILDER TALKS.
A GREAT SUFFERER FOR YEARS,
CURED IN TWO WEEKS.
A. N. Tompkins, a Resident of Oregon
City, Relates a Most Won
derful Story.
From the Enterprise, Oregon City, Or.
A representative of the Oregon City
Enterprise visited Mr. A. N. Tompkins,
the well-known carpenter and builder,
of Oregon City, and finding him hard
at work, asked if he was the man who
had been ill of rheumatism. Receiv
ing an affirmative answer, the reporter
asked if he would have any objections
to making a statement of his case, how
he was cured, etc., for the benefit of
the public.
"No objections at all," said Mr.
Tompkins. "I have suffered with lum
bago for years, having bad spells off
and on. Sometimes it would lay me
up entirely. Whenever I did any
heavy lifting, or got wet or caught
cold, I would have a bad spelL Some
times I would be so bad that I could
not straighten up. I was always look
ing for something on which I could
count for certain relief, if not absolute
cure. I tried many physicians. One
nearly succeeded in. making a mor
phine fiend of me by injeoting mor
phine into my body to relieve the pain
he could not cure and was not honest
enough to admit All these medicines
and doctors did me no good, some even
as in this case, doing me harm.
: "While working on the Barclay
building some months ago I had an at
tack. I immediately went to Char-
man & Co. 's drug store and told Mr.
Charm an to give' me a box of Pink
Pills. Having bought them, I com
menced taking them at once, and after
the first .day I experienced relief, and
in two weeks I was entirely welL I
had in that time used part of the second
box. Being at the home of my daugh
ter-in-law, Mrs. - Lena Tompkins, and
hearing her complain of rheumatism,
I gave her the balance.
"Now, I have worked right along,
and in spite of the wet weather and the
fact that I have a heavy cold just now,
I have no indication of the presence of
my old disease, and any one of the
three things (heavy work, wet weather
and a cold) which I now have combin
ed, would have given me a bad spell
heretofore. I consider Dr. Williams
Pink Pills a great remedy, and I be
lieve they have absolutely cured me.
At least, if they have not, it is only a
question of continuing the remedy long
enough, and if I ever have a return of
the pain I shall fly to Pink Pills."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain, in
a condensed form, all the elements nec
essary to give new life and richness to
the blood and restore shattered nerves.
They are an unfailing specific for such
diseases as locomotor ataxia, partial
paralysis, St Vitus, dance, sciatica,
neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous head
ache, the after effects of la grippe, pal
pitation of the heart, pale and sallow
complexions, all forms of weakness
either in male or female, and all dis
eases resulting from vitiated humors in
the blood. Pink Pills are sold by all
dealers, or will be sent postpaid on re
ceipt of price (50 cents a box, or six
boxes for, $2.50), by addressing Dr.
Williams Medicine'Co., Schenectady,
N. Y.
He Arctic exDlorerg nre the safest men in
t e world to trust yourself to. Shu Why so?
He rney are always cool in tne time oi great
est danger.
SMAJPI. BEGINNINGS
Make great endings sometimes. Ailments
ibat we are apt. to conoider trivial often grow.
inrougn uegiect, imo atrocious maiaaies. aau
Kerous in themselves and productive of other
It is the disregard of the earlier indications of
ill bealtb which leads to the establishment of
all sorts of maladies on a chronic basis. More
over, ther are certain disorders incident to the
reason, sucn as -maiana ana rneumatism,
againtt which it is always desirable to fortify
the system after expwure to the condii-pns
which produce them. Cold, damp and miasma
are mrely counteracted by Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters. After you have Incurred risk from
tnese innuences, a wmegiasstaj or two of Hos
tetter's Stomach Bittrrs directly afterward
chouM be swallowed. For malaria, dyspepsia,
liver complaint, kidney and bladder trouble,
nervousness and debility it is the most deserv
edly popular of remedies and preventives. A
winegiasaioi oe.'ore meats promotes appetite. -
Country Vicar Well. John, what do you
think of London 7 - Yokel Lor' bless yer, sir,
ivii oe a nne place wnen it s nmsnea.
GREAT BOOK FREE.
When Dr. R. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y.,
published the first edition of his work. The
he announced that after 680,000 copies had
been sold at the regular price, $1.50 per
copy, the profit on which would repay him
for the gTeat amount of labor and money
expended in producing it, he would dis
tribute the next half million free. As this
number of copies has already been sold, he
is now distributing, absolutely free, 500,000
copies ui wu a most com
plete, interest
uable common
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ing only, and the book will be sent by mail.
It is a veritable medical librarv. complete
in one volume. It contains over 1000 pages
and more than 300 illustrations. The Free
Edition is precisely the same as those sold
at $1.50 except only that the books are
bound in strong manilla paper covers in
stead of cloth. Send now before all are
given away. They are going off rapidly.
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a pa- licit of the Bairn well
up into the nostils. After
a moment draw strong
breath through the nose
Use three t met aday, afte
meals pre fern d, ana before
retirtng. . ..
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BOUT'S SCHOOL
Nowhere are boya better eared for and
more thorougly taught than at -Hoitt'i
School, Burlingame, San Mateo county,
Cal. This school is In charge of Ira G.
Hoitt, Ph. D., and will reopen August 6th.
S. F. Chronicle.
Mistress Why are you going to leave? Cook
Well, yer daughter has so many dndes s-calliu'
on 'er O'lm a-feared people will t'ink some av
thim Is a-calling on me.
DEIFNES8 CANNOT BI CtTBED
By local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to care Deafntss, and that is
y constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an inflamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube gets inflamed you have a
rum Mine sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed Deafness is the
result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its nor
mal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine cases out of ten are caused
by catarrh, which is nothing but an in
flammed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
P. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by Druggists, 750. '
Edith So you prefer a long engagementl
Well, I wouldn't, Blanche If you liked theaters
as well as I do you would,
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Go East from Portland, Pendleton, Walla
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St. Paul, Minn., for printed matter and in
formation about rates, routes, etc.
ABB YOU SICK?
Send for circulars of Rsdam's Microbe Killer,
360 Morrison St., Portland, Or. -
I am entirely cured of Hemorrhage of
lungs by fiso's uure lor uonsnmpxion.
Louisa Lindaman, Bethany, Mo., Jan. 8, 91.
Tsr Gikmsa for breakfast.
Summer
Weakness
Is caused by thin, weak; impure
blood. To bave pure blood which
will properly euetain your health
and give nerve strength, take
HoodV
Sarsaparilla
Miss Delia Stevens, of Boston, Mass,
writes: I have always suffered from
hereditary Scrofula, for which I tried
various remedies, and many reliable
physicians, bat none relieved me. After
taking 6 bottles 01
I am now well. I
am very grateful
to yon, as I feel
that it saved me
from a life of un-
. 1 .1 .-..1
Kftu uijiij , nuu
shall take pleasure in speaking only
words of praise for the wonderful med
icine, and in recommending it to an.
Treatise on
Blood and Skin
Diseases mailed
free to any ad
dress. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Qa.
Walter Baiter & Go. Limited
The Insert Mwn&etnren ef
PURE, HIGH GRADE
Cocoas and Chocolates
On tbie Centtnent, here reeelTed
HIGHEST AWARDS
from th grttt
Industrial and Food
EXPOSITIONS
IN EUROPE AND AMERICA.
r.mitlnn In vlair of th
VaUXIOn. mmBJ imitations
of Hi lmbd and wrapper- on our
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hmt out Bin of mannfacturc -
nunttW. SosrehsMtor. Ikf
i priaUd ob Mch pockac.
SOLO BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE.
WALTER BAKER CO. LTD. DORCHESTER, MASS.
DR. GUNN'S
IMPROVED
U VER PIUS
A MILD PHYSIC.
. - ONE MX FOR A DOSE.
til, Tbees BiUa enpply what the eyetom lacks to
ioiim noma eaca a&j im necessary xnr
Kree. and cleex the Complexion better than oaeroetica.
m K mania, -.-new cure HatoaeDa nrwniMi tna
Ther neither sripe nor sjeken. To con Tinea too,
arill a-iaat itamnlA rme. or a fall box for ifia. Solder
N. P. N. U. No. 608-S. F. N. U. No. 686
SHEEP-DIP
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Mixes
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I Scrofula!
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Lin
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T.T aale fcr all UnnUta. SS Cents a battle. ,
Antifermentine
Preserves all kinds of Fruit without cooking, and retains their
natural
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MALARIA 1
Thre rlo ea only. Try It.
DON'T BORROW
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KNOWLEDGE
Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many, who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
'ess expenditure, by more promptly
adapting the world's best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced in the
remedy, Syrup of Figs. ,
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
ative ; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
ana permanently curing constipation.
It has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
profession, because it acts on the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug
gists in 60c and $1 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered. .
HIGHEST AWARD
WORLD'S FAIR.
The BEST
PREPARED
SOLD EVERYWHERE.
ic JOHN CARLE & SONS, New York, it
TO THE SICK
Radam's Microbe Killer
Is the only known remedy that will destroy
the Microrie in the Blood without injury to the
system. Millions of people testify to its won-
deifnl cares.
BY REMOVING THE CAUSE
IT CURES ALL HUMAN DISEASES.
Price, SA per Jar. SI per Bottle
Advice free. Write for circulars.
Radam's Microbe Killer Company
1330 Market St., San Francisco. Cal.
360 Morrison Street PORTLAND, OR.
Orders filled to any part of the country by ex
press. ,
GliiGKENRASSiNGPml
if you use the Petalama
Incubators a Brooders
Make money while
others are wasting
time by old processes.
Catalog telis all about
it.and describes every
article neeaea ior im
poultry business.
The "ERIE"
mechanically the best
wneei. rreiLicsi mwn.
We are Pacific Coast
Asrents. Bicycle cata-
logue.mailed free.gives
fall description . prices. etc.L agents wanted.
PETALUMA DICUBATOR C0.,Petalnma,Cal.
Bkanch House, 231 S Main St., Los Angeles.
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Palmer & Rey Branch
Electrotypers
Stereotypers...
Merchants in Gordon and Peerless
Presses, Cylinder Presses, Paper
Cutters, Motors of all kinds,
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Patentees of Self-Spacing Type.
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BEST IN THE WORLD.
AXLE
CREASE
Its wearing qua ltlea are unsurpassed, actually
outlasting; two boxes of any other brand. Free
from Animal Oils. OKT THE ttKNUINK.
FOB SAEX BY OREGON AND
WASHINGTON HERCHANTS-1
and Dealers generally.
POWDER DIP THE
BEST MADE I
with cold water.
Reliable and safe.
I PIL PnrllTiil. dr. .'' 2 9t?. gashing-
1 ton. Idaho, Dakota A Montana.
flavor.
WELL-KNOWN BEER
(IN KEGS OE BOTTLES)
Second to none TRY IT...
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