UK DID HIS LEVEL BEST. No matter il his skin be black, Or i! his skin be white, He is a man of honest heart, Provided he is right. Though lowly be his task on earth, His future will be blest, While others reached to highest aim He did his level best. No civic honors may attend The tiller ol the soil. No grand ambition win him from The paths of common toil. Yet when the silken cord is cut, And he lays down to refit, The chaplet fame nor grander is He did his level best. Though humblest soldier in the ranks Promotion does not meet, May shame the man of golden bars, Win victory from defeat; Though laid away in shallow trench, Arms folded on his breast, Man's verdict is not history He did his level best. God bless the man of lowly lot, Who swetens life with toil. Who eats the bread that's honest won Amid the great turmoil. No poet pen may sing his praise When he is laid to rest; An epitaph more worthy is, "He did his level best!" BLUE BUNDLES. Mrs. Brown stepped on board the train with a tiny blue bundle in her arms, holding it with a careful tender ness which showed what an exceeding ly precious little bundle it was. It was so muffled up in its long blue cloak that not a particle of it was vis ible, but who saw it knew that it was a baby, the baby of all the world to the fond maternal heart to which it was held so closely. The car was rather crowded, but near the farther end sat a lady, who together with her' baby and various boxes and parcels, occupied two seats, said seats being turned so that they faced each other. On perceiving Mrs. Brown looking around with an air of perplexity, and taking especial note of the animated bundle, that was the exact counter part of her own, this lady, whose name was also Brown, moved the par cels on the opposite seat, so as to make room for her, a courtesy that Mrs. Brown number one smilingly ac knowledged as she seated herself. The twobabies were evidently about the same age, and attired in long cloaks of the same color and texture. For the purpose of challenging the admiration of the other and taking mental notes, the two mothers care fully uncovered the heads of their re spective treasures. The little creatures laughed and cooed at each other in their baby fashion, while each mother looked smilingly on her own and then at the other. With this bond of sympathy between them the two began to converse, nat urally entering upon the apparently inexhaustible field of their maternal cares and duties. Mrs. Brown number one volunteered the information that she was going on a visit to her folks, who had never seen "baby," enlarging enthusiastical ly on the pleasure that -"grandpa" "grandma," its "aunties," and "Un cle Bob" would experience onibehold ing the sweet little cherub. In return Mrs. Brown number two remarked the fact that she was just returning from a visit to 'flier folks," and that she expected to meet her husband a few stations beyond. She dilated upon his paternal rap tures at again seeing "baby," from whom he had been separated' nearly three weeks, growing eloquent' on the subject of the marvelous chances and improvements which had taken place in that most remarkable child. In the meantime the babies fell asleep, and by the two ladies sitting together a couch for both wasi impro vised on the opposite seat. Both time and cars spedevwiftly, and Mrs. Brown number one was in the midst of an interesting recital of the tince that baby nearly died with the croup, when the conductor shouted: ''Sterling Center!" With an ejaculation of surprise She sprong to her fe?t, and taking up one of the blue bundles, hurried-out. She found Bob on the platform wait ing for her. As he helped her into the cutterhe offered to take "baby," but the air waskeen and frosty, and Mrs. Brown preferred to keep it under. Ler warm cloak. Bat when she reached the house she surrendered the blue bundle to the happy and laughing group that gath ered eagerlv around her. Chilled by her long ride, Mrs. Brown was glad to draw near the blaiingfire, upon which Bob had heapeit fresh fuel. Thenrthere was the nice hot aupper, for whVrfh her long fast had given her a keen appetite, and which was prolong ed by thei numberless questions that had to Jae.asked and answered. In the meantime "baby" had Ibeen carried fc "grandma's room' ' baby's great- grandma to be duly admired and conunMiited on. It now raasde its appearance in .the .arms of the .-eld lady, surrounded .by :a bevy of atoiring aunts. "La, child! J thought you wrote teas a boy?" "And so it is, -grandma." aid Mrs.. sown from wbem "baby" washiddes W.4lip fnnna t-.hsti, nrrniinrled. '"Phoebe Jan! what air you talkin' S ai? exclaims! the indignant old lad:. "Do you .thank that I've raised fourtesn of 'em an"' never lostone, and don't iknow a boy from a gal baby?" Hero she astonished mother caught a glimpse of the little ereature, who clad in it night-dress, was staring wonderingly around. With a sudden screech she sprang to her feet. "Mercy on us! I took the wrong baby!" It was sometime before Mrs. Brown's excitement and agitation would allow her to give a coherent and intelligible explanation of these mysterious words. When she did. Bob was dispatched at once to the depot. The train had gone of coursejneither was any expected from either way un til morning. So all he could do was to telegraph to the different stations be yond, and to "baby's" father. As might be expected, the pool mother was nearly frantic, and would have been quite so had it not been for the consoling idea, so earnestly dwelt upon by her sympathizing friends, "that the lady must have found out the mistake ere this, and was probably as anxious to get her baby back at she was to get hers." The early morning train brought Mr. Brown, if less agitated, quite as much distressed at heart as his wife. After a hasty consultation the two determined to take the baby and start out in the same direction taken by the strange lady, hoping to find some clew to her name and whereabouts. When they reached the station the train wanted some minutes of being due. Mrs, Brown went into the "ladies room," but her husband remained outside, walking restlessly up and down the platform. At the farther end a man was stand ing talking to a lady in a carriage, whose dress only was visible. As he regarded him more attentive ly he sprang forward. Why, Cousin Jonn, is inat reoiij you.' The sober face of the man addressed brightened into a smile as he turned round. "How do you do, Cousin WUll ne responded, with a hearty shake -of the hand. "I didn't know you lived at Sterling?" "I don't. My wife's people live here; and she's here on a visit. I thought you lived in Boston?" "Sol do," replied Mr. John Brown, his countenance sobering as he recol lected the errand that brought him there. "But the oddest, most unfor tunate tning has happened. We've lost our baby. My wife lost it on the train yesterday " Here the lady in the carriage, who had a blue bundle in her arms, thrust her head forward. Just then Mrs. Brown made her ap pearance on the platform, she also having a blue bundle. There was a simultaneous recog nition. The two mothers rushed to ward each other, and in the twinkling of an eye the blue bundles changed hands. This was followed by an outburstof joy, ejaculations, and endearments from both parties, and which was finally broken upon by the two cousins, who joining in a laugh ot mingled re lief and merriment at the turn affairs had taken, now stepped forward to introduce their respective wives. The result was that Mr. and Mrs. John Brown went home witfa their newly discovered cousins, where they spent the day, and which was none the less happy because of the fright and trouble from which it so curious ly sprang. All parties appeared to be -well sat isfied, with the exception of Bob, who, turning up his nose, inquired what all the fuss was about? and if one baby wasn't as good as another? adding, I that for his part he could never see any difference in them. Upon which the indignant -mothers joined in the mutwal declaration that it Bob was once married, and was so fortunate as to own a real live baby (which he didn't deserve by no man ner of means) , he -would be able to see the difference. An opinion t wihich many lady readers will give a hearty-concurrence. New York Daily News. A. CONFEDERATE BATTERY. Another Story About Ferdinand i Ward. A wealthy resident of some pros- j perous New Esgland city -called on Ward one day with a note of intro- j duction from a mutual friend. In the coarse of conversation he remarked that he had some money to invest, and asked Ward if he couldn't tell him of some chance to put it where it j would bring him .a good -margin ol profit. Ward said he really didn't know ot anything just then. He himself had more money taban he knew what to do with, and besides he was too busy with some big scheme of his own to go into any outside speculation. Of course this only whett ed the New Eng land man's appetite for investment, and in the course of half an hour he induced the famous financierto accept his check for $58,000 to be used in one of the -"blind 100013" 'f which Grant & Ward made a specialty. Three or four months later the New England man appeared again. By that time Ward had entirely forgotten him and his check, and it was with great difficulty that he coald recall has name and the amount of kis investment. "I believe there's something due you," he said, after a brief conversation. 'Taking down a large ledger he made some brief calculations, and then ob served with a pleasant smile, "The amount credited to you on our books i $102,764." Then to tiae bookkeep er, "Mr. Jones, will you kindly draw a check to Mr. Herkjns'sor(ierfor$102,-764?" w&rk The Boy Cannoneers of Biclimond. The Parker Battery (Confederate) Association, of Richmond, Va., have made a good selection of a historian. The battery was largely composed of boys, who required written permission from their parents to enlist. It was organized in tne spring of 1862, and after service, East and West, saw the last of the war at Appomattox. Its storv is given to the world in a book in which the lights and shades of war are genuinely 'mingled. The realities of fighting and marching with a bat tery are doubtless as graphically pic tured here as in any volume to be found. The author was not a seces sionist, and his mother wept when she saw the flag of the United States hauled down in Richmond. He en listed, however, because he was a Vir ginian, a distinction that in turn would have given trouble to the Southern Confederacy if it had suc ceeded in its war for separation. The boy battery had its baptism by fire at the second battle of Manassas, where it was posted in aline of eighteen guns between Jackson and Longstreet. The guns broke one of the most dangerous of the Union infantry charges, that of Porter with about five thousand men. The fight at this point lasted half an hour. Lee had placed the guns so thickly there that the cannoneers almost elbowed each other. "Every man was at his post. No talking; no ducking of heads. All was intense earnestness. The face was flushed; the eyes full; and the arm stronger than is wont. It was a strug gle for life. It seemed that the very heavens were ablaze; or that two clouds, surcharged with electricity and wafted by opposing winds, had met. in terrific struggle." The battery had several men wound ed in that battle. At Antietam it passed through a fearful ordeal, losing fu-pntv-nnp men in killed and wound ed. When the Confederate army fell back across the Potomac at Sheperds town the author noticed General Lee standing at the ford giving directions even to teamsters. soon aner mai campaign the living in the Confederate army became less elaborate. Only commissioned officers had servants The commissary issued little except fresh beef. The battery had but one man wound ed at the battle of Fredericksburg During the following winter, the Con Federates had many amusements m their winter-camp. The private soldiers fought snow-ball battles; but one 01 their most rensnea aiversious, was to veil &z citizens in tall hats "Come down out of that tall hat, and join the soldier-boys, and help whip the Yanks," was the cry. A hundred voices would take up the shout with "come down! come down! I know you are up there, I see your legs." The author was captured, with about a third ot his company, by Sedgwick's charge at Chancellorsville. The prisoners were treated well, and in three weeks, having been exchanged, were back at the front. At Gettysburg, Parker's battery was among the seventy-five guns with whieh Lee rained iron upon the Union posi tion as a prelude t Pickett's great charge upon the heights. Lee's artil lery suffered heavily, during this bom bardment, and expended nearly all their amuninion. Parker's battery alone fired 1,142 rounds. Its loss was three killed, and ten wounded. The retreat from Gettysburg was be criin in torrents of rain, but Lee's army . - . ,, 1 3 J ..4. was oeia wen in nana, aim pureun m it, even by fresh troops, could not have been pushed rapidly. When Longstreet was ordered to Georgia, Parker'-s Battery went with the two divisions, but did not arrive in time to take nart in the battle of Cbickamauga. The battery was post ed on Lookout Mouutain for a time. A Union nicket in front of them was heard one nieht to remark that things went wrong at Chickamauga, but "as soon asLongstreet goes away we'll give you the d dest whipping voh ever had in vour life. Ihe bat terv moved with Longstreet to East Tennessee, where the living was hard and the fighting without tangible re sults. More than that, the Conteder ates were for the first time hostile. The men of the region were either hid den in the mountains or were in the Union army. The women were spirit ed, not to say saucy. During an -engagement near Bean's Station a wem an came out of a house and ordered the Parker gunners to "move them things out of my yard." At this mo ment a gunner's leg was struck by a piece of shell, and his pocket book thrown out unom the ground. He said: "Well, I" allways thought the Yankees were mighty smart fellows, but I didn't think they could pick a fellow's pocket a mile off." It was not considered safe for a Con federate to slee in an East Tennessee cabin about that time. The battery returned to Lee on the Rapidan and rsmained with him to the close of the war. In the Wilder ness artillery could not be used, and the battery was not engaged. "During this campaign, when the inces sant fighting and marching had truned night into day, anfl we had hardly time to -eat, we werejjoined by the bat talion f heavy infantry which had been stationed for a llong time in the defense line of Richmond. They bad seen no active service, and one 01 our dad?' General Lee, roused from hi: reverie, looked up, and, in a kindly sad voice, answered, 'Howdy do, my man?' and rode on." In the campaign around Petersburg the Confederacy ordered out the last reserves. They came in citizens' clothes, and looked so rueful thai their presence was discouraging. 000 for men was scarce, ana tne norbe:- gnawed the trees in their hunger and died by hundreds. On the night ot April 2, 1865, the battery cautiously moved awav from the work it had occupied so long, and plodded west m the darkness along melancholy swamp roads. In the morning it reached Chesterfield Courthouse. Explosions in the rear told that Richmond had fallen. After an hour's rest the bat tery toiled on again. That night some of the company was missing, and the Captain made a speech urging his men to be true to the last. The Union cavalry swooped in like Cossacks here and there in tne retreating lines, Lith. ing each time a few men and wagons, and perhaps a gun. In one of these dashes the author was captured be fore he or his comrades had a chance to pull a lanyard. This faithful little history abounds in sentiment, descriptive passages and anecdotes, as well as purely military facts. The author, though not a preacher, had a pious training, and sometimes acted as chaplain. Before a battle soldiers often came to him to talk religion, and to tell him they had just been converted. At Gettysburg, during a lull m the firing, one of his battery com rades informed him that ne naa ieit a spiritual change. There was a m arked reform in this convert "until we were pleasantly encamped somewhat re- mrvt-.fi trom tne enemy, uui iiou lunei. Laugh as we may after the war about the noisy artillery, ana now iillio il wn.s feared comDared with the cold gleam of the infantry bayonet and the ilenfilv whiz of theminie, Iconfessthat to my ear there was something mourn- fullv suggestive in tne Dooming ui cu non and shrieking of shell. The mime mav hit. and the object of its wrath may live to tell the tale; but when the solid shot or bursting shells find their victim, it generally leaves him a disor dered mass of quiveringflesh." The author at the end is able to avow his belief in the indestructability of the right, and to say, "Perish the wrong, whether hid beneath Southern gray or Nnrthern blue." The book has nine heliotype portraits of officers. servable in the southwestern horizon xite past two nights doubtless has been jaused by the eruption. SHERMAN'S PROSE POEM And How It has Been Verse. Rendered Into THE LOVE OP MONET. ARKELL'S STRANGE STORY. Going Through a Sea of Killed. Fire But Mot Headquarters Fifteenth Army Corps, 1 Camp on Big Black River, August 8, 1863. J Hon. E. If. Stanton, Secretary of War. Sik: I take the liberty of asking through you that something be done or a lad named Arion P. Howe, of Waukegan, 111., who belongs to the Fifty-fifth Illinois, but at present at home wounded. I think he is too A TTt 1 II " . 1 i 1 1 T . young ior w est jroint, out woum uu the very thing ior a miasnipman. When the assault at Vicksburgwas at its height, on the 19th of May, and was in front near the road which formed my line of attack, this young lad came up to me, wounded and bleeding, with a good healthy boy's t. "General Sherman, send some cartridges to Col. Malmborg, the men are nearly out." " w nat is tne mas ter, my boy? iney snot me m tue leg, sir; but I can go to the hospital. Send the cartridges right away." V.ven where we stood the shot fell thick, and I told him to go to the rear at once, I would at- j tend to the catridges; and off he limp- j el Just, heforehe disappeared on ! the hill he turned, and called as loud as he could "Calibre 54." I have not seen the lad since, and his colonel ( Malmborgl on inquiry, gives me the address as above, and says he is a bright, intelligent boy, with a fair pre liminary education. What arrested my attention tnen was ana what reneweu my mnuuij of the fact now is that one so young, carrying a musket ball through his leg, should have found his way to me or that fatal spot, and delivered his mes sage, not forgetting the very impor tant part even of the calibre of his musket 54 which you know is an unusual one. I'll warrant that the boy has mhim the elements of the man, and I com mend him to the Government as one worthy the fostering care of some one of its national institutions. I am, with respect, your obedient ser vant, W. T. Sherman, Major General Commanding. CALIBRE FIFTY-FOUR. UnWl .almlir fmflOTfirl L . h 1 S again, while his visitor sat gasping for boys asked a private this battalion , . .ul. j 1 i i 1 1. ... . 1 1 .1 ot-ow with na breath. In the language of Che day ttie visitor was "paralized." It was some time before he could control bimseK sufficiently to ask if there waei t any chance for him to remvest his aarvoney and doiuble it again; but Ward didn't seem anxious, and at Jast the stranger took his departure, gt his check eerti iied at the Marine Bamk, and returned : to his native town. Tbnee days after he walked into Ward's office in com- j pny with four of the wealthiest of his townsmen. He had his certified check the same one Ward had given him in his pocket, and his friends were sup plied with cheeks of their own. They I succeeded in inducing the financier to hnvr lnnr rthev would StaV With US 'I don't kmow,' was uhe sincere reply; 'but we can't stay over Sunday any how, for we didn't bring any clean clothes with us.' " "Soon after the battle of Cold Har bor, on the 3d of June, 164, I saw General Lee. He was ridiog slowly past our battalion, which had halted on the roadside- He was apparently in deep abstraction, his head slightly bowed, and eyes Beeniing not to range beyond his horse's mane. He himself was probably thea in doubt as to the next move f his great antagonist. There was in the battalion a simple- wit.tfirl fellnw mcfcnamea possum accent about $350,000 for investment 1 This man planted himself in front ot .I 1!.. 1 it mi i in anotner "Diina pooi. mac was exactly one week bofora the failure of Grant & Ward. General Lee, and, looking up into his face, grinned and said. 'Howdy do, Saratoga Correspondence New York World One of the most active of the men darting in and out of various con ferences was W. J. Arkell, the pub blisher of the Albany Journal, ana a new force in Mohawk V alley pontics. He is very earnest m his advocacy ot the claims of Joseph W. Drexel. Mr. Arkell, who is only 31 years of age, has a most remarkable history. He is the son of Senator Arkell. Me was in his father's factory when he was J. years ot age, at tne moment 01 a ter rible gasoline explosion. The work- roan who was with young Arseii was blown out of sight. Not enough was left of him to be gathered together for identification. Young Arkell, who did not lose consciousness, covered his mouth and eyes and made a dash for the door. The building in which this explosion took place became filled at once with a black smoke. The boy butted his way with his head through five doors, going literally through fire. In this passage he became frightfully burned. The time of the accident was winter. When he finally reached the outer air he rolled ki the snow and left in the snow the front and back of tooth his hands and the covering of miach of the lower part of his face. He was burn ed so hopelessly that the doctor for a longtime despaired of him. Senator Arkell, who was on one of the upper floors of the building when the explo sion took place, escaped by dropping from a window down a fall of twenty five feet upon a strip of bare rock. His son was in bed for tw-o years. His face was so badly burned that it was impossible for the natural -skin to recover it. His hands were equally afflicted. Senator Arkell discovered in his readings experiments in the way of transplanting skin from one per son to another. He asked the sur geons in charge of his son to try this experiment. The result was one of the most interesting known in the history of surgery. Upon the face of young Mr. Arkell there were trans planted 856 pieces of skin from the arms of various people. The result is that his face was entirely built up, so that to-day, whilehe bears very heavy scars, he yet looks very well consider ing what he has been through. He has indomitable courage and pluck, and aspires to a high position as a publisher of newspapers. A Sierra Volcano. From the Virginia CSt-y (Nev.) Chronicle. News reached Candelaria from Bishop Creek that avoleano had burst forth in the mountains sixty miles southwest of Bishop Creek. A party of frightened sheep-herders rode into the latter place. They were covered with dust and ashes and had numerous holes burned in their clothing. They reported that they werestartledby an unusual rumbling noise and trembling of the ground. At first they wistook the noise and rumbling for thunder, but it was quickly followed by a tre mendous explosion, and on looking tip thev were appalled at seeing a mountain not far away belching forth a column of flames and smoke several hundred feet in height. The air was soon filled with fiery cinders and hot ashes which came down upon them in clouds. The affrighted men immediately drove their sheep to a place of safety and rode to the nearest settlement with the startling news. Several par ties have started from Candelaria and Bishop Creek for the scene of the erup tion, which is near the deserted town of Mammoth, recently described in the Chronicle. The bright pink glow ob- "Say, General, say!" the courier said (A boy of thirteen years), "Our regiment's scant o! powder and lead; Most out the Colonel fears. The men, they have held the ground, while I This message swiftly bore. Be quick, and send 'em a fresh supply! It's a calibre fifty-four." "Now you are young," the General said, "To run bo stern a race; Some older man might come instead, Through such a dangerous place." "They couldn't be spared," the boy began; "I'm the youngest of the corps; And so but, say, be quick old man! It's acalibre fifty-four." "Now yoor hurt," the Generalsaid; "There's blood here on your breast. Go back to the rear and take by bed, And have some needful rest." "Not much!" said the boy, with half-ind sneer; "I can't be spared no more; My regiment's nowhere nigh the rear1 It's calibre fifty four." "Butwhere'syour-horse?" the General said; "Aioot you cannot be?" "Oh, a cannon ball tore off his head, And didn't come far from me; And bullets warbled round, you bet (One tbrough my right arm tore); But I'm a horse, and colt to letl I'm calibre fifty-four." "Your parents, boy?" the General said; "Where are they? dead it seems." "Oh, they are what the world calls dead, But come to me in dreams; They tell me to be brave alway, As father was before. Then mother kisses me but, sayl It's a calibre fifty-four." "They'll soon be here," the General said, "Those cartridges you claim; My staff's best horse you'll ride, instead Of that on which you came." Away the boy, his spurs sharp set, Across the field of gore. Still shouting back, "Now don't forget! It's calibre fifty-four." Will Carleton in Harper's Weekly. The Georgia Philosopher Moralizes on Common Human Weakness. I knew a hard-working man, says Bill' Arp in the Atlanta Constitution, who was so anxious to get ah?ad that h stinted his family and invested part oi his earnings in the Louisiana lottery f 01 five years and never drew but $10. He told me he had lost $500 that way, and every time he saw the list published of the lucky men who drew the prizes it fired him up and he tried it again. Sometimes I wish Uncle Jubal and Gen. Beauregard would tote fair and publish a list of them fellows who didn't draw anything. But I reckon that would be so long and occupy so many columns in the newspapers they couldn't afford it. It is just human I know to want mora money than we have got, especially if we are hard run and live on a strain. 1 want more myself and if I was to find $100 in the road I couldn't help hoping that the owner would never miss it, and-1 never call for it. Just like a boy who' finds a pocket-knife and feels like it is his, but that sort of money is not as sol id and satisfactory as money we work for. I know an old preacher who had $10, and his son had $10, and the young man went down to Atlanta and took all. the money to buy some things, and lie came across a wheel of fortune and saw z fellow win $10 just as easy, and so ha was persuaded to try his luck, and, sure enough, he won $10, and it hope him up mightily, and he tried it again and won some more, and he kept on until he had won $50 and become a fooL for right than his luck changed and he lost it all and his $10, and his daddy's- on r$10 besides, and he had to borrow $1,50 to get home on, and like to have perishea .to death in the bargain. Well, he be- longed to the church, and they had him : np and tried him, and he made a clean i breast and toJd how he was overtaken 1 and tempted, and how he went on and ! on until he made $50 clean. "And right there," said the old man, is whai John's sin begun. If he had stopped right there it would have been all right, I but like a fool he went on and on to de 1 Bfmntinn. "Well. John wasn't such a. dreadful sinner after all, for he wantece the monev to buy something to please the old folks. But money don't coma that easy ery often. I know a mso. who has been kept on a strain for five years working out his losses on cotton futures. Sometimes luck runs along with a man for ten years and more, and that makes him vain and he thinks his judgment is infallible and snddenly he collapses like Seney ana r.nouu jxwi No money is safe except that made by honest men. A Fow'ful lecture on Temper ance. From the Foxboro Reporter. Two colored barbers, one an old man and the other ayoung one. Theyoung one took off his apron and started out ot the door. "Yo's gwan to get a drink, Jim?" asked the elder. "Dat's what I's gwan to do." "Go and git yo' drink. I yoost ter do de same ting when I wuz young. When I wuz fust married dah was a gin-mill next door to the shop wha' I wucked, and I spent in it fifty and sebenty cents a day outen de dollah an' ahalf Ieahned. Well, onemawnin' I went into de butchah shop, and who should come in but de man wat kep' de likker shop." "Gib me ten or twelve pounds po'ter house steak,' he said. "He got it and went out. I sneaked up to de butchah and looked to see what monev I had lef. '"What do you wan'?'" said the butchah. " 'Gib me 10 cents wuf of libber,' wuz my remark. "It wuz all I could pay fur. Now yo' go and get yo' drink. You'll eat libber but de man wat sells yo' de stuff wil have his po'terhouse steak. De mar behin' de bar eats po'terhouse-d, man in front eats libber. I ain't touched the stuff in thirty years, an' I am eatin' po'terhouse myself." The Girls and Tight Lacing. A girl, who has just returned from London, tells me that, in the Health Exhibition there, one of the exhibits . . . i ... i Af .-l,-- was meant to aepict me uunu uu. . T. lacing. A wazen ngure was suujwjmsu, for the purpose of divulging the secrets of the ladies' torture chamber, to a- com nression to girth which a woman may, with proper self-respect, measure around the waist. The sufferings of. the dummy, maudioie, save ior wu creaking of the machinery, which in the forcible compression of the waisfc might well be mistaken for groans, were quite terrible in their realism, but the ieiuuio r. tt;v Liii w i " curmudgeons who take corsets as a text for sermons against us are left vary tar oenina. injuriously iigun oLjuoezms of the waist is rare indeed, nowadays. "The coming man and woman," saidl Dr. Dio Lewis, "will be just as large aif the waist as at any other part of the body." Did he ever see a Fiji Island woman ? I have. She had never been compressed by so much as a calico wrapper, and yet her waist had a good ly taper to it. Pretty soon Lewis will be demanding legs as big at the ankles as at the calves. And when that same ness of outline is producea Dy oigness of ankle rather than smallness of calf, I hope he will be satisfied for surely the owner won't. Cincinnati ! Enquirer. "The Future of the Negro." "In the last number of the North American Review "The Future of the Negro" is presented by nine contribu tors. Mr. Charles A. Gardiner looks upon "forcible deportation" of the ne gro" of the negro as impracticable. He says: "Amalgamation in the south is and in actual tro- j.,.,. , v , cess of fulfillment. Hence the whites must either amalgamate with negroes, or they must migrate from the south, or they must remain an inferior element and submit to negro supremacy." Mr. J. F. Morgan believes that the "free states of the CoDgo open to the Ameri- . i , j : j x can negru uia mou - prove himself worthy of the w.ui anfl niv-i izar.ion wiin wuicd hehas been endowed." Fredrick Doug lass, says : ' 'Drive out the negro you drive out Christ, the candi- Of the seven Presidents who have held the office in the last 28 years five are dead: tw o Haves and Arthur- are alive: while of the seven rlfl.rs for the different terms in 28 years five Fremont, McUellan, Seymour, Tilden and Hancock ar j alive, and only two Douglass and i Greely are dead. audi bible, and; American liberty with him. All thinga conspire to keep the negro here and compel him to adjust himself to Ameri can civilization." Joel Chandler Har ris thmKs that - "so long as ne reuiajum ignorant the negro cannot but prove a C .1 TnnmnMl in (llwftVR dangerous; it is especially dangerous where unscrupulous men are found willing to take advantage of it. The hope is that the ignoronce of the negro is susceptible of enlightmeht, and of this there can be no doubt." Prof. Greener says : "The most hopeful sign for the negro in his indisposition tc be carried and cared for. He aspires to own his house, manage his own nlanta- Vv,u I tion, conduct his own business, teach those rl . , T. l. t,- tn. he cannot rid himself of the professed philanthropist and the professed politician. They will insist, despite the negro's protest, upon praying, thinking,