WOMM OF SOCIETY. "She Secret of Lady Blanche Dulcimer's Success in the World. Lady Blanche Dulcimer was one of the best dressed women in the world. Oddly enough her love of display and tasteful extravagance did not manifest themselves until she became a widow. The late Colonel Dulcimer had lost a fortune at cards, and the only provision ho was able to make for her was by in juring his life for a few thousand pounds. And yet Lady Blanche had no sooner cast off her widow's weeds than she blossomed into a leader of fashion, and excited the envy and admiration of her friends by her costly toilettes. How she did it nobody could imagine, for her lather was a bankrupt peer and none of her relatives were in a position to assist her. Her gowns alone must have ab sorbed the whole of her modest income, -at the most moderate estimate, and these were not only inexpensive items of personal adornment which she in dulged in. It is true that she lived quietly, and did not attempt to enter tain; but even a little pill-box of a house in Park street cannot be kept up on nothing, and she certainly went a good deal into society. Lady Blancho was not given to speaking of her private affairs, but she had been known to say to an inquisitive friend : "My dear, it is Leboeuf who does it all. It is astonishing how little a wom an, residing alone, can live upon with the exercise of judicious economy. I am an excellent manager, though, per haps, I ought not to say so. But I -oonld not make both ends meet if it were not for Leboeuf. She was my maid years ago, you know, and she lets me have, my dresses at half price. Of course, it is a very good advertisement for her, for, as I go about a good deal, I have got her no end of customers. But she is a good, grateful soul, and, strict ly entre nous, I owe her more money at this moment than I can ever hope to pay. It is her way, my. dear, of return ing my former kindness." But this explanation was not consid red satisfactory. Madame Leboeuf was a fashionable dressmaker, who, dur ing the last few years, had attained some celebrity. Those who had deal ings with her unanimously agreed that she was the last person in the world to show consideration to anybody. She was shrewd and grasping, her prices enormous, and she had too keen an eye for business to be capable of magnani mity in the direction indicated by Lady Blanche. Her professional skill, how ever, ensured her a numerous and en-' creasing clientele, and as money lend ing at usurious interest formed an im portant branch of her business, she wa3 generally supposed to be making a fortune. But. even assuming Lady Blanche had got her gowns for nothing, together with commissions on the purchases made by customers she introduced, she must have been a very good manager indeed to keep up the appearance she .did. Of course, people will talk, and the income of one's neighbors is a fruit ful topic for idle gossip. It was pretty well known that she was not in debt at least to trades people; and it was easy to calculate that she must be spend ing two thousand a year, if a penny. "Where the deuce does she get it from ?" inquired the old women of the male sex, talking confidentially among themselves at their clubs. "Perhaps Leytonstone could tell something if he liked." It was certainly the fact that Lord Leytonstone was paying the widow a good deal of attention in a cautious way. bat no one believed the implied scandal, To begin with, Lady Blanche had an unblemished reputation, and was by no means addicted to flirtation. She con fessed to forty a very damaging admis sion and, though decidedly handsome, she could hardly be called fascinating, tier manner was much too brusque to be agreeable, and she was generally regarded as a clever woman whom it was wise to keep on good terms with. Xord Leytonstone, too, was not the sort jf man to compromise himself with the opposite sex. He was an elderly peer who had been fast in his youth, but had sobered down into a model of proprie ty. It was generally supposed that ho was on the lookout for a rich wife, his .m fortune being in a very impover ished state. The real truth was that his lordship was quite as much mystified as the rest of the world. His matrimonial aspira tions had induced him to make careful inquiries regarding the circumstances of Lady Blanche. He soon ascertained the extent of the income she derived from her late husband, and satisfied himself that she had no other visible means of subsistence. His experience caused him to disbelieve utterly in the alleged benevolence of Madame Le boeuf. He was, therefore, even more puzzled than other people to account for Lady Blanche's affluence. When he called at her house he noted with a watchful eye the signs of comfort and luxury by which she was surrounded. A man who is nursing a heavily mort gaged estate by practicing the most rig id econc my can quickly perceive and appreciate lavish expenditure. As he sat sipping tea in the widow's cosy drawing-room he came to the conclusion that her prosperity was real and sub stantial, and resolved that it might be worth while to cultivate her acquaint ance. In accordance with this determin ation, Lord Leytonstone became a pret ty frequent visitor at Park street, keep ing liis eyes and ears open, but taking good care not to commit himself. The widow was evidently flattered by his at tentions, but, on her part, she was hard ly less cautious. Not a word or a hint did she let drop which would give him .a clue to the secret he wished to fathom, and enable him to decide whether it would be prudent to make her an offer -of marriage. One morning he called upon her un- npeetedJy with the offer of a friend's box at the opera. As ho entered he met a small, plump, brisk little person, at whom he cast an inquisitive glance as she passed him in the hall. Her veil is down, but Lord Leytonstone caught a glimpse of a pair of very dark which seemed familiar. "May I ask who the lady was I met, in the hall as I came in ?" inquired his lordship, casually, of Lady .blanche, when he had discharged his mission. "Was she small and dark? It must have been Madame Leboeuf," answered the hostess. "Oh, the Madame Leboeuf, I sup pose," he remarked, pleasantly, as he took up his hat. "Yes; the great Madame Leboeuf She come to consult me about my dress for the drawing room. I am especially favored, you see, for Leboeuf always calls upon me, whereas other people have to dance attendance upon her, said Lady Blanche, with consciou pride. "Bemarkablv condescending of her " observed Lord Leytonstone, looking the widow straight in the face. ' 'I've heard she generally gives herself the airs of a wealthy dowager. "Oh, but it's gratitude, you know," said Lady Blanche, rather quickly, as she turned aside from his lordship's scrutinizing gaze. "She used to be my maid, and those foreigners are always so devoted and warm-hearted." "Yes, very. Particuarly middle-aged rench women, said his lordship, dryly. Lady Blanche, who was quick-tempered, seemed vexed at her visitor's tone ; but before she could speak Lord Leytonstone had suddenly seized her hand, and was lifting it gravely to his lips. "I will not be behind the Leboeuf in paying especial homage to Lady Blanche Dulcimer," he said, jocosely, as he bowed himself out of the room. It was evident that Leytonstone was in an unusually good humor. His stiff and pompous manner relaxed as he descended the stairs, and when he reached the street he began to twirl his moustache and to hum a fragment of a lively French chansonette in an under tone. "Gad !" he muttered to himself, break ing on in the midst of the retrain, it makes one feel quite young again, and yet it must be twenty vears at least. She wears well, la petite Ernestine." After another short burst of melody his lordship again commenced uncon sciously to shape his thoughts into words. "I will call and pay my respects to Madame. I begin to suspect that Lady Blanche is even a cleverer woman than I imagined, and, by gad ! if my suspi cions are correct, I will propose before I'm a dav older." Lord Leytonstone's reflections kept him in good spirits for the rest of the day, and it was observed at the club that he was uncommonly sprightly and lively. He did not take his customary hand at whist, lest it should make him late for dinner, as he had a particular engagement in the evening. He said he should probably look in at the opera la ter on, but soon after 8 he started off in a hansom to an address in Bond street, and was set down at the door of Madame Lehoef's atelier. He was ushered into a handsomely furnished apartment on the first floor, where he amused himself by studying with complacence the reflection of his well-preserved face and figure in the numerous mirrors, until the door opened, and a swarthy little lady, with a mustache and very dark eyes, bustled into the room. "Milor Leytonstone?" she said in quisitively, glancing at the card she held in her hand, and stumbhng over each syllable in the name. "Ernestine !" said his lordship, with a transparent attempt at sentiment. "Comment! C'est vous, Monsieur Barringham ?" exclaimed Madame Leb oeuf, quite calmly. "Yes. We used to tu-toi one another once upon a time, Madame, but that was when we were both younger" re mark d his lordship, pressing the plump hand which was extended to him. "Were you not at Lady Blanche Dul cimer's to-day?"?" inquired Leboeuf, glancing at him curiously. "Yes. I passed you in the hall as I entered," said his lordship. I knew you again at once. That is more than you can sav of me.: "I did not recognize you, Milor; but 1 had forgotten that you were no longer young even when I knew you," returned Madaine Leboeuf, frankly. "How's Leboeuf ?" inquired his lord ship, with a grin, as he polished his eye glass with his dainty silk handkerchief. "He is dead," said Madame, pursing her lips. "O! Indeed. Left you a fortune. I suppose ?" remarked his lordship, in an offhand way, as he continued his occu pation. "That is my affair. It is no concern of yours," said Madame Leboeuf, with startling directness. "Of course not; but I may be per mitted to congratulate you, Ernestine ?" said his lordship, settling his glass in his eye and flushing up. ' 'You seem to be in clover here. Leboeuf 's luck must have changed indeed, if he left you in a position to start a business like this. You are making a fortune, I hear ?" "Pasmal," responded Madame with an angry shrug. " Well well. That is capital ! capital !" said his lordship, in a more genial tone, as he glanced approvingly round the room. "I am delighted to hear so good an account." "You did not come here to pay com pliments, Milor," said Madame Leboeuf, evidently modified. "No, Madame. Frankly, I didn't," said his lordship, leaning back in his chair, and regarding her with an odd smile. "On the other hand, I am the very reverse of unfriendly. Nothing is further from my intention, for instance, than to make known to Lady Blanche, or any one else, certain little incidents in your career which are within my knowledge." "My customers have no concern with my private affairs," said Madame Le boeuf, while her dark eyes flashed. "That is quite true. On the other hand, for your sake I shouldn't like to tell what I know. However, " aided his lordship, pleasantly, "as I said be fore, nothing is further from n y inten tion. To tell the truth, I call; d to ask a favor." "What favor?" inquired Madame Le boeuf, looking slightly relieved, though ! she feigned supreme indifference. "A very trifling one. The fact is, I am very much interested in Lady Blanche Dulcimer," said his lordship. I "Oh! Is that so?" observed Madame Leboeuf, glancing at him sharply. i "Yes, that is so," returned Lord Ley tonstone, with a shade of embarrass ment. "Her her husband was a friend of mine. To come to the point, ' I want to know the meaning of the mvstery." i '"Quel mystere?" "Come, you know what I mean, Er nestine ! Where does the money come from? She pretends you supply her with fine dresses out of gratitude, but that I flatly declined to bebeve, having the honor of vour acquaintance," said his lordship, becoming suddenly brisk and matter-of-fact. "That is my secret. There is noth ing to tell," said Madame, rather enig matically. "Well, there isn't much, because I'm pretty sure I've guessed it ; but I want to make quite certain," said his lordship. "Why what does it matter to you, Milor?" demanded Madame Leboeuf, sinking her voice. "You were always curious, Ernestine. Supposing I were to whisper in confi dence that I contemplate marriage?" said his lordship, stroking his mous tache. "With Lady Blanche Dulcimer?" "That depends," returned his lord ship, meaningly. "In that case, everything explains it self," said Madame Leboeuf. "How much will you give me if I tell you ?" "Pshaw! you see I have already guessed." "You may suspect, but that is noth ing, lou want to know more, xou want figures," said Madame Lebcef, with conviction. "Well yes. It comes to that after all," said his lordship, after a thought ful pause. "You are quite right, Ern estine. I am in your hands. Name your pi-ice." "A thousand pounds." "It is extravagant, but I won't hag gle with you, Ernestine," said his lord ship. "I will say a thousand payable in six months after my marriage with Lady Blanche, if it takes place. Will that suit you ?" "That will do." "Very well then. It is a bargain. "One moment, Milor. I will take your note of hand," said Madame Leb oeuf, unlocking a drawer in the table and producing a stamped sbp of blue paper in a very business-like manner. Hullo ! Is this a sample of your stock in tradj, Lrnestine i exclaimed his lordship, laughing, r.s Madame placed the stamped paper, with a pen and ink, enticingly before him. ah! lou are not so simple as to believe that ladies only come to me for drosses," said Madame Leboeuf. con temptuously. His lordship was tickled by She re mark and Madame's manner of uttering it, and he paused with his pen in his hand to laugh good-humoredly. Then I he squared his elbows, and wrote a few lines on the slip of blue paper, to which he affixed his lordly signature, while Madame looked over his shoulder ap provingly. "Well?" he said presently, after care fully blotting the document and hand ing it to Madame Leboef . GRANT'S WORDS. Quotation from III ipSMBM anil Con verxatlon. ill Opinion of Uenernl and tireat Kvent. In his messages while President, and his speechesalso during the eight years heoeeupiedthe presidential chair, Gen. Grant gave utterance to scores of ex pressions now famil iar. The volumes in which is recorded his journey around the world, such a journey as no man in this century can hope to parallel, are full of quotable expressions. To search for them all, or to select the best only, wouldbea tedioustask. Here are afew of those that are worth remembering: Let us have peace. First inaugural address. I voted for Buchanan because I knew Fremont. Interview. I never had time. To an officer ask ing if he had ever felt fear on the battle-field. I propose to fight it out on this line if it takes all summer. In the Wilder ness, 1864. When wars do come, they fall upon the many, the producing class, who are the sufferers. Newcastle speech. All of it . I should like to live all my life over again. There isn't any part of it I should want to leave out. Con versation, but before be met F. Ward. Labor disgraces no man; unfortu nately you occasionally find men dis grace labor. To Midland Interna tional Arbitration Uiiion',lirmiiigham, Eng. Although a soldier by profession, I have never felt any sort of fondness for war, and I have never advocated it except as a means of peace. Speech at London. The battle of Lookout mountain is one of the romances of the war There was no such battle, nor any ac tion there worthy to be called a bat tie. It is all poetry. Conversation. No terms other than unconditional and immediate surrender can be ac cepted. I propose to move immediate iy on your works. 31essage to Gen Buckner at Fort Donelson, 1863. I appreciate the fact, and am proud of it, that the attentions 1 am receiv mg are intended more lor our coun try than for me personally. Letter from London to G. W. Childs, June 1877. Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church and the pri vate school, supported entirely by pri vate contributions. Keep the church and state for ever separate. Des Moines speech, 1875 I don't believe in strategy in the popular understanding of the term use it to get up just as close to the ene my as possible. Then, upguards, and at em. In conversation. I am a soldier, and, as you know, a soldier must die. I have been presi dent, but we know that the term of the presidency expires; and when it has expired he is no more t han a dead sol dier. To the mayor of Liverpool. I regard Sheridan as not only one of the great soldiers of the war, but one of the great soldiers ot the world a The same evening Lord Leytonstone proposed to Lady Blanche Dulcimer, and they were married three months la ter. Every one was amazed a so pru dent a man choosing a wife with no for tune, and who must have been head over ears in debt to Madame Leboeuf into the bargain ; but, then, nobody sus pected that Lady Blanche had invested the money she received at her hus band's death in starting a fashionable millinery and dressmaking business. It would, indeed, have caused a sensation had it ever transpired that Madame Le boeuf was simply Lady Blanche's agent. The little Frenchwoman had the reputation of being the hard est woman of business and the most re lentless creditor that could be imagined, while her money lending transactions were marked by rajaeity and unscru pulousness. A nice scandal would have arisen had it become known that Lady Blanche personally directed and super vised all Madame Leboeuf's operations while acting as tout among her unsus pecting friends. But, fortunately for her, no one but her husband had any idea of the truth, and as Madame Le boeuf's business brought in 10,000 a year, he was more than reconciled to his wife's enterprise. London Truth. Cheap at $30 a Tard. From the New York Post The present season is certainly re markable for the splendor and elegance of its fabrics and costumes. The rage for new and intense effects and com binations seems to have reached its height and robes of this description ap pear in greater contrast than ever be side the many toilets of pure white, now also in such vogue. The wealth of the Orient and the vivid coloring of the tropics are to be found in the tapestried, brocaded and embossed silks, satins and plushes- that glitter with a network of beads, which closely simulate gems in their brilliancy. This prodigality of collor and combination, while it gives great scope lor magnificence in dress, also gives great chance for excessive bad taste, thus necessitating the exercise of the most delicate judgment and a sure artistic eye for harmony, as well as for appropriateness and good effect. Among the many regal fabrics now exhibited by a celebrated Broadway house is a magnificent bridal satin of ivory white, brocaded with white lilies i and rosebuds, the stamens and pistils formed of cut crystals and pearls. A second pattern shows a ground of silver satin brocaded with crimson carnations, and another, of amber satin, is embossed with scarlet roses and fobasre. Lastlv is a pale almond satin brocaded with white anemones, blush roses and forget-me-nots. All the above-mentioned fab rics are considered low in price at the r ate of thirty dollars a yard. Mary Anderson has invited members cf tht dramatic profusion in London to a free per formance Ly hat at the Lyy.-uni on '.he litk man fit for the highest commands. No better general ever lived than Sheri dan. Talk with Bismarck, 1877. 1 long to see a period oi repose m our politics; that would make it a mat ter oi indinereiice to patriotic men ; which party is in power, I never re moved men from office because thev were democrats. I never thought of such a thing. Conversation. I yield to no one in my admiration of Thomas. He was one of the finest characters of the war. He was slow and cautious. We differed about the Nashville campaign, but the success of his campaign will be his vindication against my criticisms. A conversa tion. It has been my misfortune to be en gaged in more battles than any other general on the other side of the Atlan tic; but there was never a time during my command when I would not have chosen some settlement by reason rather than the sword. A conversa tion. Tne one tiling i never want to see again is a military parade. When I resigned from the army and went to a farm I was happy. W hen the rebel lion came I returned to the service be cause it was a duty. I had no thought of rank; all I did was to try and make lnyselt uselul. In conversation with the Duke of Cambridge. l never held a council ot war in my life. I heard what men had to say the stream ot talk at headquarters but I made up my own mind, and from my written orders my staff got their first knowledge of what was to be done. No living man knew of plans until they were matured and decided. Conversation. The most troublesome people in public life are thofee over-righteous people who see no motives in other people's actions but vil motives; who believe all public lty is corrupt and nothing is well don unless they do it themselves. Speaking of advocates of reform. There are many men who would have done better than I did under the circumstances in which I found my self. If I had never held command, if I had fallen, there were 10,000 behind who would have followed the contest to the end and never surrendered the union . Conversation I believe that my friend Sherman could have taken my place as a, soldier as well as I could, k nd the same will apply to Sheridan, iiid I believe that if our country eve conies into trial again, young men xl spring up equal to the occasion, an I if one falls there will be another to .ake his place, just as there was if I had. failed. Philadel phia speech, 1877. Speaking of the great men I have met in Europe, I regard Bismarck and Gambetta as the greatest. I saw a good deal of Bismarck, and had long talks with him. He impresses you as a great man. Gambetta also greatly impressed me. I was much pleased with the republican leaders in France. Conversation . Lincoln was incom 3tably the great est man I ever knew. What marked him was his sincerity, his kindness, his clear insight into affairs, his firm will and clear policy. I always found him preeminently a clear-uiuidod ir.au. The darkest day of my life was that of Lincoln's assassination. Conver sation. I do not want to detract from other civilizations, but I believe that we f English-srj' aking people possess the highest civilization. There is the strongest bond of union between the English-speaking people, and that bond should and will serve to extend t he greatest good to the greatest num ber. That will always be my delight. Speech at banquet at Newcastle, Eng. I always had an aversion to Napo leon and the whole family. When I was in Denmark, I declined seeing the prince imperial. I did not wish to see him. The first Emperor had great genius, but was one of the most selfish and cruel men in history. T see no re deeming trait in his character. Tht third Napoleon was even worse, the especial enemy of America and of liber ty. Conversation. Why Hundreds of Boys are Kc jected from the Navy. From a Washington Letter. The United States navy annually takes into service a large number oi apprentice boys, who are sent all over the world and taught to be thorough sailors. It has been the policy of the Government since the war to educate the "blue jacket" upon the principle that the more intelligent a man is the I better sailor he is likely to become. There is no lack of candidates for these positions. Hundreds of boys ap- j ply, but many are rejected because I they can not pass the physical exam-1 ination. Major Houston, of the Ma- j rine Corps, who is in charge of the Washington Navy Yard Barracks, is the authority for the statement that one-fifth of all the boys exam-.! ined arc rejected on account of heart disease. Bus first question to a boy who desires to enlist is: "Do you smoke?" The invariable response is, "No, sir." but the tell-tale discolora tion of the fingers at once shows the I truth. The surgeons say that cigar-ette-smoking by boys produces heart disease, and that in ninety-nine ont of a i hundred the rejection of would-be ap prentices on account of this defect i conies from the excessive use of the milder form of the weed. This is a re markable statement, coming as it does from so high an authority and based upon the results of actual examina j tions going on day after day "month after month. It should be 4 CHAT WITH A HIGHWAYMAN. A Bold Stag-o-Bobber Who Found Beady Victims in Every Coach. Bono Letter to the San Francisco Chronicle. "Talking about brave men," Stage Bobber Marshall said one night in jafl, "the idea that it takes a man of great nerve and daring to rob a stage is a great mistake. I can take the softest tenderfoot you ever saw, and, after fix ing him up in the right style, so the stage will know his profession tho min ute they set their eyes on him, I'll bet I ; can scare the life out of the best Con j cord load you ever see. This notion that we hurt peojile, or threaten to hurt them, and that we are rough and all that, is all nonsense. We just lay for the stage in a lonely place, and when the leaders heave in sight we level our guns, and maybe fire a shot or two in the air, to make the horses jump and rattle the driver a little. Then, when all hands are look ; ing out of the windows, with their eyes popping out of their sockets, we yell, ! 'Hands up !' Nine times out of ten that's all wo have to say or do. The I fellows in the coach get ont of their own accord, and we just stand them up in a i row, and, while one of us holds a pistol, s the others go through their pockets and I take what little keepsakes they may happen to have, j "The trouble with the people of this i country is, they rather like to be rob bed, I guess. It's easier'n falling off a log. Why, a year ago last winter my pard and I was walking along the mountain road, not thinking of anything in particular, when along cime a couple of tenderfeet in a carriage. Before we could catch our breath, one of them threw up both hands, knocking the oth er's hat off, and hollered 'For God's sake, don't shoot. "Well, now, we hadn't any idea of shooting at all, and didn't know those fellers were in those parts, but when they sort of reminded us of our business by commencing to unbuckle their watches and weasels, why, we just took them in charge, of course, and told the tenderfeet never to let us to catch them on that road again, for it was our'n. They thanked us so warmly for sparing their lives that I felt a little uneasy about it. In fact, I was half tempted after we'd let them go to foller them up and kill one or both of them, for some how they gave me the impression that I hadn't done my full duty." He smiled grimly for a moment and added : "Now, what on earth could I do under such circumstances ? I didn't rob those fellers. They made us pres ents of what they had. Yet, when they a rarmtiB to parents that the deadly cigarette is I Sot Wadsworth, they told the people . i , . , J , Pi I !,.,(- 1,.,,- 1,., .1 l,.l 11 ,1 i!l.i ..,:V. sure to uring aooutincaicuiaoie injury to the young. A law passed restrict ing its use to the dudes, would not, perhaps, bring popular disfavor, be cause it might reduce the number of these objects about our streets, but boysindulgingin the cigarette oughtto be treared to liberal doses of "rod in pickle" until the habit is thoroughly eradicated. Killed by the Sting: of a Bee. From the St. James Gazette. Mr. W. H. Blanchard, iron monger, of Poole, died July 0 from the effect of the sting of a bee. While walking in his garden a bee stung him in the neck, which commenced swelling shortly afterward; and, notwithstanding that medical advice was called, and several doctors subsequently attended him, he continued to get worse, and died after a great deal of suffering. Serious disturbance of the system frequently follows the sting of an insect, and deaths from the same cause oc casionally happen. The susceptibility of some people to the stings of insects is balanced by the entire immunity from such evils enjoyed by others. W hue one person dare not go near a bee hive, anol her can handle the bees with complete safety. Cases have even been well known where the strongest personal attraction was involuntarily exercised over the bees. In 1766 a Mr. Wildmanof Plymouth was famous for his command over these insects. He could by a word make them hive or swarm in the air. On one occasion, says a contemporary record, "he made them go on the table, and took them j up by handfulsand tossed them up and I U.CMVII SU JI1U.UV UCtlfl. All J. I , , ., I.,'., Mr. Wright was walking in his garden TV?. at Norwich, having some days betore expressed a strong wish that a swarm I , , ', i JW, U m on his premises. ! and with a wild whoop he dropped His desire was gratified, for a passing flght settled on his head, "till they made an appearance like a Judge's JN o record seems to exist ot a capacity to be stungwithout feeling it;butmany people suffer abnormally from such an infliction. Probably inquiry would show that in most cases of excessive in jury from a bee or wasp sting the suf ferer's blood was very much out of or der. Grant and the Wood "Thief. When Grant lived in Missouri he found some one was stealing wood from his land. He watched one night and saw a neighboring farmer cut a tree, load it on Ins wagon and drive off. Joining him farther along the road, Grant sang out: "Hello, Bell! Going to St. Louis with your wood?" Ye-se . "What do vou ask lor it!" About $4." "All right, I'll take it. Draw it over to the house." "Can't. This load is promised." "There's no use holding off. You must haul this to my house and pay me S20 for the rest you have taken. That will be onlv half price." "If I don't I suppose you'll sue me before the square." "No; we wont trouble the square or the public. We'll settle this now," and pringing torwaro Urant grabbed the follow hy the collar. This was enough. The fellow hauled the wood to Grant's louse, but begged the captain to keen still. That ended the thieving. John G. Thompson, who haa cladlv ac cepted an appointment as special land aent to look up fraudulent entriea, will go to Washington Territory. that they had had an all-day fight with road-agents ; that the woods was full of them, and that they had surrendered their valuables only at the last moment, finding themselves overwhelmed. These things are all believed, too, even by the old-timers, men who ought to know bet ter .1 and my pard have robbed the Si erra valley stage three times now at the same place. I'll tell you how it was done. Pard had a Winchester and I had a pair of Colts in my belt, but the job was done every time with an old powder and ball pistol that had no load in it, and wouldn't have gone off if there had been one, for I didn't have any caps. Pard would fire his Winchester as close to the ears of the horses as he could with out dropping them, and I would swing the old blunderbus in the air and holler. Every time it happened just thesame. The chaps climbed out, begging that there should be no bloodshed, and we would say there wouldn't be any if the yield was good, but that we would have to kill somebody if we didn't get enough to pay for our trouble. Every moth er's son of them would give up things that we'd never have thought of looking for or demanding. There was only just my pard and L but the passengers would think they could see some of our men behind every tree. "One feller fainted dead away once. We'd just got them in a row good when this feller's knees commenced to knock together, and he kept getting out of line. 1 finally thougl t I'd scare him and the rest of them a little, so I hol lered, pretending to give orders to the boys hidden behind rocks and trees. '"Boys, bore a hole in this gentleman with the light overcoat on if he moves an inch, or any of the rest of them.' "Just then a 1 12; feller, the second one from the limber-legged chap, had a chill came together with such a noise that the other feller thought somebodv was cocking a rifle, in a dead faint. The rest of them thoutrht he had been shot dead. They were too scared to notice that there had been no report of a gun. Well, we came near overdoing the thing that time. They all got so faint and sick that it was hard to find their valuables. It is a great con venience to a stage robber to have the passengers hand their stuff right out. "Speaking about weapons, why, I have robbed stages up in Cabfornia and over in Utah without any weapons at all. You don't need any. I'll bet a tenner that I can take an old-fashioned tin candlestick and hold up the best stage-load that ever came over the mountains. The driver is generally as badly frightened as any of them. He is always looking out for agents, and he sees them behind every bush. I have robbed stages all alone and made the driver and passengers give up their arms, their watches and money, and then dance for me. They thought I had any number of pards back in the rocks, and they didn't dare say 'peep.' Well, of course, that's the great advantage we have in our business. We scare them to begin with, and then they see everything double. One man is just as good as fifty in this line. He don't need to be a hero, eith er. He just wants a little nerve and an imperious air. J I had alw ys worked alone I'd have been a rich man to-day, and I wouldn't be here either. I made my great mistake when I commenced working in partnership. It will ruin any man in my profession. If I ever get out of this scrape I'm going to jump the country. The business isn't what it used to be years ago. It's to easy. There is nothing exciting about it any more. It makes me sick sometimes when I think of the tenderfeet I have robbed. I ought to have gone into the. train racEct losg bofoe thi3."