mtjg dfortrallis Satt Published Every Friday Morning M. s. woodcock. SUBSCRIPTION RATfcS : (Payable in Advance.) Per Year 2 SO Six Months, 1 50 Three Mi.nths 1 00 Single Copies. 10c All notices and advertisements intended for pub cation should be handed in by noon on Wednesday. me mtttt VOL. XIX. CORVALLIS, OREGON, APRIL 14, 1882. NO. 16- ATTORNEYS. ML S. WOODCOCK, -A.ttoni.ev - at - Law, CoRVALLIS, Oregon. . JAMES A. YANTiS, attorney - at - Law, Corvallis, - - Oregon. Office over Hamilton, Job 4 Co. 's Bank, tlce in all the Courts of the State, Will proc- A. J. YOUNG. F. A. CHENOWETH. f. M. JOHNSON CHENOWETH & JOHNSON, .A-ttorneys - at - Law, 8:2Syl CORVALLIS, Oreron. J. R, BRYSON, -A.ttorney - at - Law, All business will receive prompt attention. Collections a Specialty- CORVALLIS, - - OREGON. LS-25tf E. H9L9ATE, Attorney - at - Law, CORVALIS. Oregon. SPECIAL attention iriven to collections, and monev collected promptly paid over. Careful and prompt attention given to Prouute matters. Con veyancing and Kcaruhing of records, kn LOANS NEGOTIATED. Will give attention to buying, selling and leasing real estate, and conducts a gjiural collecting and bust iu'ss agency. Office ou Second Stre it, one door north of Irvin's shoe shop. lS:43yl PHYSICIANS. F. A. JOHNSDM, !Eh.ysician, Surgeon, And E'ectrician. Chronic Diseases n ade a specialty. Catarrh suc cessfully treated. Also Oculist and Aurist. Office in Fisher's Block, one door West of Dr. F. A. Vincent's dental odfaft Odice hours from 4 to 12 and from 1 to 0 o'clock. 18:27yl. o. R. BRYSON, Attorney-at-Law. BENTON COUNTY REAL ESTATE And Loan Agency. .Money to Loan ! We have money to loan on gooil farms in Benton County in sums to suit borrowers. LOW INTEREST AND LONG TIME. Interest and Principal can be paid in installments. FARMS FOR SALE ! We have a l.irce list of Good Farms anil Ranches situated iu various portions of Benton County, for sale on easy terms. Parties wishing to buy or sell a Farm, Ranch or town Property, will save money bv calling on us. BRYSON & YOUNG. Office: Up-stairs in Jacobs & Neugass' New Brick, opposite Occidental Hotel. Corvallis, Uregon. lontr. WOODCOCK & BALDWIN. G. R, FARRA, M. D., "Physician & Surgeon. JFFfCK-OVER O'.IAUAM, HAMILTON- ft CO'S Drujr Store. Corvallis, Dragon. l&Stf. DENTISTS. IR. F. A. ViN KT, DENTIST, Corvallis, - - Oieikon. m Eh GO ffiOO 03 O j m K STOVES, RA PARLOR & BOX STOVES. , The largest and Best Stock ever offered in Corvallis. Bedrock Prices. -ALSO A FULL LINE OF- 0 WCS IN FISHER'S BRICK OVKK MAX Ix. Fri.;ii-lljy's Xuw Storv. All of tho latent a;rovu:utf:u-i. Kvcrytauts new ana complete. An wrnrk warr.intiHl. Mease give me a call. 18:2iitf. N. B. AVERY, D. 0. S, DENTIST. Havin located permanent Pf in Corvallis I aes.re to m form the public that i am ready to do all kind of dental work. My instruments art- all new ami 01 the latest mi i.roved &tvle All work m sured and satisfaction mar anteed or the money refunded 0 ce - . ham & Gold son D-.:u sK e. Corvallis Oregon. 18:2Stf. E. H. TAYLOR, DENTIST The oldest established Dentist and the best outfit in Corvallis, Alt work ke:t iu r3-)ir tm of charx? an.-t sati-ifac m rnrvotaad. Teeth extracted without pain by he use of Nitrous Oxide Gas. SF t0'na up-stairs over Jacobs & Neujrasx new BrlcK Ntore, oorram. oreffon. ia:nyi MJSCELUN?GUS. M3DRE & SPENCER: uccesfor to T. J Buford.) llmi Shampooing, Hair Cutting, Hot and Cold Baths. Buford's OU Stand. 18:364? W. C. Crawford, JEWELER. VBEPS CONSTANTLY OS HAND A LARGE .Ql assortment ol Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, etc. All kinds of repairing done on short noticd, and all rk warranted. I3:aj-.vi MRS. 0. B. ADDITON WiU be pleased t receive Pupils for PIANO or ORGAN At her residence corner of 4th and Jefferson Streets, C.u-vallis, er will visit them at their homes lor the purpose of instructing them. Terms reason ble. The study of Harmony a Specialty. 18dSjl. S ft LANKV Kept in stock anc for sal at the azotte ffic$. HEAVY AND SHELF HARDWARE! Tin mid Copper Wstre, Orsiiiitc Ware, Iipe, Puuips, Iron Slcvl, Rope, Tools Sheet Iron, Zinc, Ele. Also Plows, Drills, Disk Harrows, Seeders, Wagons, and all kinds of AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS. We aim to keep the best in market, and the best is always the cheapest Come and see our stock and price our goods before buying. WOODCOCK & BALDWIN OCCIDENT AIi HOTEL, MRS. N. C. POLLY, Proprietress, COHvALLTS, GO o t-1 ' 2! H 'St K a OD SO CD M CD tr1 Pd C c c !2j on H C 3"Tlie Occiib ntal is a new builinr, newly very part leiilar tav on furnished, and first class in 'articular. Stages knur Ihis Hotel daily for AMiany, and Yaquina Mondays, Tnodays, Wednesdays and Fridays. is:26bN o Chinese employed in this hemse. THOMAS GRAHAM, Druggist and Apothcary, -AND DEALER IN- mm, ons, yinsBEs, wm glass, putty, ibiisses. SHOULUEE BRACES, TOILET ARTICLES AC A full line of ii oks, Statione y and Wall Paper. O r dnres are fresh an-' well selected, Paescriptions eointic iindcd at all hours. 18-26lv Wheat and other Grain Stored on the best of Terms by T . or. -AT- Corvallis and Booneville. SACKS FURNISHED TO PATRONS Farmers will do well to call on me before making arrangements elsewhere EPIGRAMMATIC. He wins at last who win his trust Id loving words and actions just. The winter blast is stem and cold. Yet summer has its harvest gold. Sorrow and gloom the soul may meet, Yet love wrings triumph with defeat. The clouds may darken o'er the sun. Yet rivers to the ocean run. Karth brings the bitterness of pain. Yet worth the crown of peace will gain. The wind may roar among the trees. Yet great ships sail the stormy seas. Full oft we feel the surge of fears, Yet joy has light for all the years. On even' banner blazon bright, "For toil, and truth, and love wo fight. Thomas S. Collier. THE NEW GIRL "Now, Charlie, you'll be sure to remember." "To Remember what? " said Mr Meredith with a hopeless expression of insanity on his countenance Kate Meredith dropped both hands despairingly at her sids. "diaries ! she exclaimed, "yon doti't mean to say that you have for gotten already f "My dear," said Mr. Meredith, fumbling in the depth of his over coat poek t for a missing glove, may not have forgotten, but I don't just exactly remember." 'The oysters," suggested his wife. "Oh, yes the oysters," said Mr Meredith. "And the two ounces of dfouble zjpi.yr wool. "Exactly." "And the depot hack to be wait ing at two o'clock for your cousin from Philadelphia." Mr. Meredith slapped one hand on the table. "She is coming to-day; I declare togoodness !" he ejaculated. "And a dozen Havana oranges for dessert, and two pounds of white grapes and some of the delicious lit tle Naples biscuits and macaioons oh, and let thetri send up a girl from St. Clair's." "A which ?" "A girl, you goose, for general housework. Phcbe wnt home this morning with a face ache, and I can't be left here alone with company coming and all. Mind she's a good cock and understands wailing on the table." And Mr. Meredith rud.ed off to catch the C:30 express, with kaleidos copic confusion of grapes, zephyr wool, depot hacks, oyster and serv ing maids careering through his brain, which boded ill for Mrs. Mere dith's domestic plans. While that lady, clasping both hands over her head in a son of tragic despair, rushed down into the kitchen, whete a very good looking young man of two or' three and t wenty was ou his ktjees, in front of the range, trying to coax a most uu- willine fire to- burn. "Well ?" said he "Tom," cried she, hysterically, "can you make a lobster salad ?" 'Like a book," said Tom. 'And coffee ?" "I learned in Paris." 'Good. And I can make butter milk biscuit and between us, we can get up a decent lunch for a yonnir lady from Philadelphia. As for din ner 'Well again remarked the young man w ith the soot-bespangled nose. "Providence must provide," sighed the matron. 'There's an old chintz-colored rooster in the barnyard. If I could catch him, I'd have a chicken stew." 'Tom, did you ever make a chick en stew ?" "No." "Then you don't know what you are talking about," said the lady, with some asperity. 'Yes I do, too. Onions, potatoes, celery, pearl bailey, with a piuch oi alt" "Nonsense'' interposed Mrs. Mere dith. "Go pick that lobster out of its shell, and leave off romancing. You are a deal better at poetry and newspaper sketches than you are in the kitchen; though to be sure," with twinge of conscience, "goodness knows what I should do without you just at this particular emergency, you dear old darling." The lobster was only half picked out of its shell, the butter-milk bis cuit was still unmixed, and Mrs. Meredith, with a pocket handker chief tied around her pretty brown some connecting train. hair, waB dusting the little drawing room, when there ca .e a ring at the door bell. She put the perturbed head out of the window iu a most unceremonious manner. "Who is there ?" she demanded in a high contralto. "Dues Mrs. Meredith live here?" retorted a woman's voice. And at the same instant the yonn; matron caught sight of a ntat, black leather bag, a black alpaca dress and a shawl of the plainest Highland plaid. "It's the new girl, thank Provi dence !" said Mrs. Meredith, as she ran down the stairs, thanking honest Charlie in her heart for his unexpect ed promptness." "Come in," said she, opening the door wide, "I am so glad that you are punctual, my rood girl. From St. Clair's intelligence bureau. I sppose ? No, don't take your thirgs off here; the servant's room is down stairs; so you might just as well come immediately down to the kitchen." She led the way down, followed by the new girl, whose countenance bore a rather bewildered expression. " What is your name ?" she asked patronizingly. "My name ? Oh, it's Martha," re plied the stranger, in still greater confusion. "Martha?" criticaily repeated Mrs. Meredith; "What an ugly name ! I think I shall call you Pat tie. Have you good references?" "I I beHeve so." "I think," said Mrs. Meredith sur veying her from tip to toe, "you are a- little over dressed for your situa tion, Pattie; but of course you have some plainer clothes in your trunk. when it comes ?" The stranger lifted a pair of grave blue eyes to the tall form girdled around wi;h a towel, who was vig orously wrestling with the claws of i stupendiotis lobster at the table bevotid. "Do you keep a man cook ?" asked the girl. Mrs. Meredith drew herself tip. "Certainly not. This is my brother, Mr. Selwyn. who is kindly assisting ine to Dke salad." Hut he is not doing it right. He will never get the meat out of the shell iu that way. Let me show you, Mr. Selwyn." And with deft fingers she loosened the white fiber from the shell in a manner that made Mr. Selwyn cry bravo ! And now, Pattie. I will show you where the things are, and leave you to get up as nice a lunch as you can, for at 2:30 o':ock we are expecting my husband's cousin from Philadel phia. I want every thing in perfect order." "I will finish that salad," said Tom, who had secretly been observing the pretty face and trim figure of the new domest:c, "now that 1 have commenced it. t$ut you need not iook pun u rued, rattle, it that is y.nir name. I will be careful not to get in your way. Ami you ask my sister if I am not a handy sort of a fel-ow around the kitchen." Kite shook her head surreptitious ly at Tom behind the screen, but he resolutely affected not to perceive the warning gesture. Half an hour afterward he came up to the dining-room, where Mis. Meredith was arranging her best li lac and gold china. "Kale, she is a jewel. A gem of the first water. Depend upon it she has not always worked in a kitchen. I quoted Shakespeare, appropos of something or other, I do not remem ber what, and she recognized the grand old words at once her eyes brightened, and you should have seen the color come into her cheeks." "Quoting Shakespeare to a common kitchen girl!" cried Mrs. Meredith, in amazement. "But I tell you she is not a com mon kitchen girl."" "I don't believe in high life below stairs," said his sister, disdainfully. The lunch came up at 2:30 in per fect order, but no cousin from Phila delphia arrived, no hack rolled up to the door. "How provoking," said Kate, "Miss Meredith must have missed Charlie will Isn't that plain beso vexed. But, howevar, I do not so much mind company coming in at any lime, now that I have got an ex cellent girl." The dinner of excellently roasted quail and rabbit fricassee, with a des seret of custard and j'dly, was duly served at precisely seven o'clock, at which hour Mr. Meredith bounced in, hot and Hushed with the haste he bad made. "Where is she?" "Where is who?" cried Kate. "My cousin from Philadelphia?" "Old she has not come." "Not come?" "No." Mr. Meredith drew a sigh of min gled regret and relief. "Then, a ter all, it is not so very unlucky,'' said he. "What is not so very unlucky? My dear Charles, you are expressing your self altogether in riddles." "That I forgot all about the oys ters and the zephyr wool and the ser vant girl." "Forgot?" "Yes forgot! English?" "But you did not forget," remon strated Mrs. Meredit'". "She is here now in the kitchen." Mr. Meredith started. "I have seen no one. Si ever thought of the girl from that moment to this, lgivc yon my word and honor." "Then who did send hei?" ejacu lated his wile slowly. "Ring the bell. Let us have her up here. Who knows but she is one of those confidence women with an eye to the forks and spoons?" As he spoke he jerked the bell cotd with some energy. In a minute or two the new girl came up courtesy-. ing. Mr. Meredith uttered an exclama tion of amazement. "Why, it is .Martha Meredith!" shouted he. "It is my cousin from Philadelphia." And ho clasped her in his arms with a showei of kisses which made honest Tom's hair stand ou end. "I wish she was my cousin lrom Philadelphia," he uttered, in a stage whisper, aside. Kate turned as scarlet as a pepper pod. "Oh, good oraciou? I" she cried, clasping her hands nervously, "and I took her for a cooiv." "I am a cook when occasion re quires, cousin Ivate," said pretty Marlh Rates of Advertising. SPACE. 1 Inch . . . 2 Inch 3 Inch 4 Inch .... 1 Col ami) Column - Column 1 Column 8 1 00 2 00 i 00 4 00 5 00 0 25 9 00 15 00 W; l m 3 3 00 6 00 6 0(J 7 00 8 00 10 00 14 00 25 00 3 M S 5 00 8 O0i 10 CO it oo 14 oo 17 50 24 00 40 00 e m S 8 00 12 00 16 00 18 00 20 00 H5 00 35 00 60' 00 1 Yr 12 00, 18 00 24 00, .80 CO, 35 00, 42 00, 65 00 100 00 Notices iu Local Column, not less than 25 cents for each notice. Exreeditig this amount 10 cents per line for each insertion Transient and Legal Advertisements S2.00 per square for fir3t and SI. 00 for each subsequent inser tion. No charge for affidavit of publication. Transient advertisements to he paid in ADVANCE.' Professional or business cards (1 square) S12 per annum, No deviation in the above rstes w ill be made in favor ofevay advertiser. except for a heayy growth of black hair that covered every portion of htt body, except a part of her breasts. The hug was a short one, however, for. turning upon him, the creature" pierced and tore the inquisitive hun ter's face, until he was glad to re lease the woman ami run for his life. SEXSI3LE resclctioss. Passed by the Linn county Busi ness Council : . Hcsoloed, That this Council is pleased to hear that the Albany Farmers' Company proposes to' place in their warehouses at Albany a sufficient number of run of burrs' to grind all the wheat stored with them, and believing that the build ing of such flouring mills is of great benefit to the producers of this county, and to our people, at large,' we extend to this Company our hearty support. WiiiiitEAS, The newspapers gen eially throughout this county have been in the habit during political campaigns of publishing unbecoming and wholly uncalled lor statements against the private character of the nominees of either political party, and as we believe such conduct is prejudicial to the morals of the peo ple and beneficial to none, therefore, lie it liesooed. That it is the sense of this Council that all slanderous and indecent documents should be re fused publication, and the C-Mincil respectfully requests the newspaper proprietors to refrain from giving Ihem a place in their papers. THE DOME OF THE CAPITOL. The dome of the capital at Wash ington is tli 3 most ambitious strut' tine in America. It is 108 feet tiigher than the Washington monu ment in Baltimore, 68 fet-t higher than the Bunker Hill monument, and 23 feet higher th in the Trinity tower iu New York. It is the only con siderable dome of iron' iu the world. It is a vast hollow sphere of iron, weighing 8,000,000 pounds. HoV mnch is that? About 4,000 tons, or a weight of about 70,000 full grown persons, or anout equal to 1000 coal eats, which, holding four tons each, would reach two miles and a half. Direct ly over your head is a -figure of bronze "America' weighing 14, 985 pounds. The pressure of the iron dome u.-:i its pier and pillars k 1 2, 47 pounds to the square foo-t'.. Meredith, makim her Dpa & Peter's presses neat ly 20,000 C7 1 " with a kiss. "Don't be vexed with me for humoring the joke; indeed I could not help it. A'ld 1 will show you how to make meringues, giances, and the Neapolitan to-morrow." And they ail sat happily down to gether to the roast quails and fricas seed rabbits. And Kale ami Martha went to the Internatj(gal Lurean n the morrow, established a Milesian damsel iu the MtiSJings, and Tom, leaning over Ids oisler's shoulder, whispered: "Din't I tell you she was a gem of the first water. pounds to the square toot, and St. Genevieve at Paris 77,000 pounds more. It 'would require, to crush' the supporters of our dome a pressure of 557,290 pounds lo the square foot. This dome cost in -the neighborhood of 1,000,00C. KA L tVAV JOlKViL. A Wild Woman In the Woods. A Frenchman who recently visited a place called Bear's swamp, near Stamford, Vermont, on a bunting ex pedition, tells the following story, and the marks on his lace to some ex tent corrobated his statement: Altering travelling about the woods, with varying success, for aooui nan an hour, the hunter was slanted? by a sudden noise in the thicket near by, seeing a strange ap parition, which he at first sight im agined was a bear, he started on a run for the nearest tree. A -vild, maniacal laugh greeted him, and the black, hairy creature disappeared, walking, as- he thought, on its hind legs. The sound emitted from the creature's lungs led the hunter to be lieve that it was something other than a bear, and mustering as ranch courage as he could command, he started to investigate. He had gone but a short distance into the brush when he caught sight of the black figure leaning over a sprjng- and drinking, its b3ck- toward the hunter. The time had arrived for action, and throwing away his gun the man rushed to the creature, clasping his arms aronnd what proved to be the waist of a woman, perfectly nnde, The Railway .Journal, a news paper containing the latest intelli gence, is pi in ted and published dailv in the trains run nine between New'York and San Francisco. All the news with which its co'timns are tilled is telegraphed from different parts of the States to certain stations on the line, there collected by the editorial staff traveling in the train, and set up, printed, and circulated among the subscribing passengers, while the iron horse is persistently traversing p ains and valleys, cross ing rivers ami ascending mountain' ranges. Every morning traveler may have his newspaper served up with his coffee, and thus kesn him- t st If informed of all that is going on ii! tae wide world during a seven days' journey covering over throe thousand miles of ground. He who pays bis subscription at New York, which he can do at the railway tick et office, receives the last copy of his paper on the summit of the Sierra Nevada. The production of a news sheet from the flying printing office at an e'evation of some ten thousand feet above the level o-f the sea, is rrost assuredly a performance worthy of conspicuous, record. JSzehangf.- The British bark Wanlock, rp cently hauled alongside The dock at Astoria to discharge her cargo of tin, coal and coke. When the 8tevri do r'e opened the main hatch tha ship's hold was full of smoke and' gas, and it was feared the coh! waf-'-oi) fire below. Stevedores' and men worked all n'ght and every effort was made to limit the damages. mi