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WEEKLY CORVALLIS GAZETTE ORVALLIS, - SEPTEMBER 26, 1879 ABU BEN ABEND'S DONKEY. Mrs. Elizabeth earnings in tbe Independent.,; Aba Ben Abend was old and ricn ana stingy. His brown face was puckered and wrinkled, like an apple that has baked too long. His body was bent over till it looked like the letter C, and he could not walk without the aid of a stout stick; but he was as keen at a bargain and an alert to make and keepmoney as if he were young and strong. His only pleasure were counting over his gold pieces and beating his daughter and his donkey. His daughter, Fatima, was beautiful and good; but he did not love her. He valued her only for the price he thought he should receive for her some time. I do not know whether it is because girls are worth "more or less than they are in the United States, but they are sold in Turkey. Ziba, his donkey, was a perfect treas ure of a beast. Out of him Abu Ben Abend got no end of work, for he hired fiim by the day to any driver who would pay his price; but of Fatima he required nothing. She sat in her chamber day after day, with deaf old Zilpa, her nurse, and made tatting and embroidered pin cushions; but she wished with -all her heart she could do something more use ful and interesting. Once in a while she was allowed to take a ride on Ziba's back, when the poor little beast could not be rented; and that she thought was the greatest joy the world contained. Across the way from Abu Ben Abend's stately mansion was an old house, in which lived a handsome young fellow, named Youssif El Kedar, with his mother and sisters. He had a right to wear the green turban, for he was a descendant of the prophet; but he was so poor he wore an old fez' except on holy days, and car ried bundles, or ran on errands, or did anything by which he could earn a copper. For him Abu Ben Abend had the ut most content and hatred. He despised him because he was poor, and hated him because he was young and handsome. Often, when he struck his daughter for some little offense, he would say: "By the beard of my grandfather, you shall marry that son of nothingness, Youssif Jil Kedar, 11 you do not strive to piease me more. And when he beat Ziba, be tween the blows he would cry out: "To destruction with you, most mulish of all animals! Ill sell you to Xoussif Jil Kedar if vou don t earn me more money "Now, when one hears a man's name spoken often, either for good or ill, one desires to see him. So Fatima watched for Youssif with great interest; and when at last she saw him, standing in the street, tall and straight like a palm tree, she fell in love with him, and thought of him constantly from morning till night. But as it is considered unladylike in Turkey for a maiden to show her face or to speak to any man not ot her own lam ily, Fatima contented herself with peep ing at her neighbor through her barred window or from her latticed balcony. One afternoon, when her father was away collecting his usury, Fatima crept down the stairs to the stable of Ziba. the one creature in the house she could pet and love. "Dear Ziba," she cried, throwing her arms about the little beast s neck, am very, very unhappy. My father scolds me everv moment he is in the house." "Climb upon my back and let me take you out into the busy streets," said the donkey, rubbing his sort, warm nose against her rosy cheek. Fatima shrank back alarmed, for Ziba had never spoken to her before. "Don't be scared, dear mistress," said he. "When donkeys have been beaten 999 times the prophet gives them the power of speech as a recompense. Do as I have bid you. Array "yourself in your prettiest gown, put on your yellow slippers and your veil, and I will carry you out into the world and we will see what will happen. Fatima put on her nicest clothes and hung over her face her veil, which was made of thick white cloth, and left only her beautiful black eyes visible; then skipped down stairs and climbed upon Ziba's back. Away he trotted, through crowded streets, over high bridges and across open squares, till he came to an unfrequented lane that led through fields of wheat. A young man was walk ing in the road, and when Fatima over took him, Ziba began to act in a singular way; for he pranced, backed, and finally reared up on his hind legs, and would have thrown his mistress to the ground had not the young man caught her in his arms. As he did so the envious veil slipped to one side, and Youssif El Kedar (for it was he) saw fatima s lovely, blushing face lying on his breasc. "Allah be praised !" he cried, and kissed her on the lips. Youssif helped Fatima to mount upon the back of the naughty Ziba, and in sisted on walking by her side until they reached the street in Avhich they both lived. " "You are a bad beast,-" said Fatima, and gave the donkey twice his allowance for supper. The next morning Abu Ben Abend filled the house with uproar. He swore and stamped and tore his beard and threatened to beat somebody within an inch of his life. "Youssif El Kedar, a beggar, and the son of a beggar, has written me a note demanding your hand in marriage," he cried to Fatima. "By the head of Mohammed, I would fry him in oil for his impudence if it were in my power." Fatima went down to the stable to see her one friend. "Be comforted, dear lady," said Ziba. "A kind act is never lost. You have been kind to me many times, and Youssif El Kedar is the kindest driver I have ever known. Loose my halter and let me go, and we shall see what will happen." Fatima was afraid the donkey would not return, and told him so. "A kind act is never lost. Do as I bid you, and we shall see what 'will happen," was his only reply. Fatima untied him, gently patted his shaggy gray head, and kissing him be tween the eyes, undid the gate. Ziba thrust his nose under her hands for a moment, then turned and ran swiftly down the street. As soon as he knew the donkey was missing from the stable, Abu Ben Abend had another anger fit; and as the days went bv and he did not return, Abu Ben Abend, like all greedy people, magnified his loss, till it seemed to him the most precious treasure he had ever had was Ziba, and he was willing to give anything to regain him. A month had passed and brought no tidings, when one day Youssif El Kedar, dressed in his green turban and his best clothes and having at his side his grand father's sword, which was shaped like the new moon, knocked at Abu Ben Abend's door. Abu Ben Abend opened it himself. 'Ah !" he cried, his face turkey-red with rage. "You want an answer to your let ter, do you? Bring back my donkey this afternoon, at 3 o'clock and you shall marry my daughter !" and then "he slam med the door in Youssif 's face. For a moment Youssif felt like kick ing the door down and slicing off Abu Ben Abend's head with his sword, but his anger cooled quickly, for he thought: "Five hours must elapse before 3 o'clock. I can at least look for the beast, Abu Ben Abend may find a bargain is a bar gain. Bound and round the city Youssif went till he came to the lonely, lane between the fields of wheat that were now as yel low as amber and ready for the sickle. Way down the road he saw a little gray figure, very like a donkey. "Ziba ! Ziba !" he cried. But when he ran the beast ran, and when he walked the beast walked, so he could not over take him. And they soon came to a high hill, when the gray figure"seemed to melt away into the wall of gray rock. "Ziba ! Ziba ! Most lovely of animals ! I am promised the hand of your mis tress, the good and beautiful Fatima, if I restore you to your master. Do not hide from me." "Knock on the rock five times," said a voice. Youssif knocked, and the gray stone opened like a door and disclosed a nar row staircase, which seemed to go down. down into the heart of the earth. On either side the wall was lined with sharp knives that twinkled and glittered like a thousand lamps; and far down the de scent stood Ziba. Youssif ran down the stone steps, unmindful of the keen knives, and stood by the little donkey in a moment. "Ah, my treasure !" he cried. "My eye's delight ! Come with me at once from this place and return to Abu Ben Abend, that I -may marry the rose of women, the beautiful atima. "On one condition," said Ziba. "Name it," cried Youssif. "You must buy me," said Ziba: "Alas !" groaned Youssif, "you ask the impossible. Abu Bend Abend would not sell you for a thousand gold pieces, and I am very poor. "Knock on the wall before you five times," said the donkey. Youssif did as he was bidden. The wall opened, as the gray rock had done; and he saw a large vaulted room, in which were great heaps of gold and precious stones, before which sat strange shapes, that held in their arms silver harps, upon which they made sweet mu sic. "This man," said Ziba to them, "has never done a dishonorable act; has never spoken a cross word to a'- living creature, nor struck a blow upon man or beast. His safe passage down the stairway of knives proves it. Uive him, 1 pray you, his reward." One of the strange beings laid a sack up on Ziba's back, and another filled ti with gold and precious gems, till the little fel low cried: "I can bear no more "Now," said the astonished Youssif, "we will return to the upper world, and we shall see what will happen. Precisely at 3 o'clock Youssif entered Abu Ben Abend's gate, leading Ziba by the halter. "Allah be praised! and may all don keys be destroyed!" cried Abu Ben Abend, falling upon Ziba with his stout stick. "Ill teach you abominable beast to stay in your stable in the future. "Hold! " said Youssif, seizing his arm. "For how much will you sell so miser able an animal?" "Five hundred gold sequins!" shouted Abu Ben Abend. "Five hundred gold sequins, thou beggar! Not a para less." "I will pay you that price for him," said Youssif, calmly opening his girdle. "And to make you feel less lonely at giving up the good and beautiful Fatima, I shall be happy to add to that sum 500 gold lira as a wedding gift." Youssif counted out the money; and as a lira is equal to about $4 50, and a sequin is worth about $1 25, the whole amount made quite a little bill of gold upon Abu Ben Abend's table. "Bismillah!" cried that gentleman, shutting his eyes and dropping down upon his rug in an ecstacy of joy. "Bis millah! That I should have a neighbor and not know it. Now I can depart in peace, since so great and excellent a man is going to marry my daughter." The wedding of Youssif and Fatima was celebrated with great splendor as became a descendant of the prophet and the daughter of a rich money-lender; and they began housekeeping in a beau tiful villa that overlooked the Sweet Waters. When they had been married a year and a day, Ziba bade them an affectionate good-by, and trotted away down the lane between the fields of wheat till he came to the hill-side, where he disappeared in the gray rocks, as he did on the memor able day I have described, and though Youssif knocked many times no answer came. That night a thicket of wild roses sprang up about the gray rock and hid it; and Youssif, believing it to be a sacred place, erected a shrine there, and those who visited it sometimes heard a voice in the earth whisper: "A kind act is never lost. Be kind. Be kind." Youssif and Fatima were so vervhaonv together, their bliss became a proverb; and when they died, at the close of a loner life, and were buried beneath the shrine, among the roses, for many years young people made pilgrimages to the spot, to pray that in their wedded life they might De as nappy as loussii and fatima. And the voice in the earth always answered: ae kind, tie kind. Won lt rful Feats Id Telegraphing. One night about three years ago, while some experiments were trying in New York with some automatic sender, some of the boys probably prompted by jeal ousy of the ability of Mr. George Idamil ler, of Pitsburg, who has the reputation of being one of the best operators in the country, were struck with the idea of " rushing " that expert individual. It was the work of a moment to switch the automatic on Pitttsburg and call up. As luck would have it, Idamiller answered and was told to get ready for a five thou sand word special. The preliminaries having been arranged he nnsuspectedly told them to go ahead. Well, they start off at a very moderate rate for a few minutes, then they increase it to the average press rate, and then be gan climbing on him gradually, until 40 and then 45 words a minute were reach ed; still not a break, Forty-six, 47, and then 50 came tearing along, making the Morse sounder buzz and whirl like a circular saw in full motion. By this time several of the boys in Pittsburg were attracted by the unusual excitement Idamiller seemed to be laboring under, and went over to his table to see what was going on. Not daring to say a work for fear of interrupting him they could but gaze in astonishment at the marvel ous work of both sender and receiver. Fifty-five words to the minute ! Like lightning his hand seemed to fly over the paper, and a dozen points would have been worn down only to snatch another that had been sharpened by one of hi8 admiring colleagues, and kept on, filled with determination not to allow that man in New York to rush him, if he never took another word. But the climax was reached when they turned the automatic up to sixty words a minute, averaging five letters to the word. Poor George dropped back, his pencil dropped from his hand, his eyes closed as he faintly murmured, " Hank Cowen, Patsy Ayers, or the devil." Letter to St. Louis Globe Democrat. Tn firPf tr Opf rid nf ftia nnmovnno o r nlirantft ffr frfo naficac an ITaaravn ctnnm. boat company have caused the following notice to ha nnnKnir-nnnwI v rwvafal in its steamboats : "In those davs no passes were given. Search the scriptures. Thou shalf not. nm . .Tmla-oc iii 'Tkn wicked shall no more pass.' Nahum i,15. -e snau ever pass.- isaian xxxvni,l0. "This generation shall not pass.'-Jeremiab ii 42. 'So ht nairi Vila lava aiA - - - ' .in tiuu nciit. Jonah 1, 3." Under the last quotation, in large letters, is me word west. There was a man in Paris, who when he went out, was always robbed. Some body said: "Why don't vou carrv pis tols?" He replied : "Suppose I did why the robbers would take them too." The Hackensack Republican truth fully says: The swell who has nothing to-do but stand in front of a hotel and ogle the women is about as much use to the world as a last year's bird's nest. Butter Working. The opinion of a Journal of Chemistry is worth knowing, and it says : " Do not work too much nor too iasi. nurs Biowiy uimi an la luur- oughly and evenly absorbed, otherwise the butter will not be of uniform color. Working it too fast will destroy the grain, and the butter becomes saiey and nara like in its texture. Let it stand or put it away in the tray for twenty-four hours. Then work it enough to remove all the buttermilk, or surplus brine, so that the butter may become dry or like a piece of cheese. Moid into rolls, and set these away for twenty-four hours, or until they become hard and firm. The cloth should be cut in pieces of exact side width. Scissors and Paste. It is strangely singular how the boy with a new pair of suspenders hates to wear a coat. The only place where the bald heads do not struggle for the front seats is in the Indian country. "Keep advice until a man asks for it," says an exchange. Don't do it; it would probably spoil. A man may make money picking up chips if - he has good hands and under stands how to cheat at poker. The Hawlceye describes a shingle wed ding as occurring when the first child is old enough to spank. Now we've got a good one: Kerosene oil will fuddle as well as whisky. Any how it makes a locomotive's headlight. The height of ingenuity To make a quart jneasure look very full indeed when it" contains only six peaches. Sniffles can't see a barn door three feet distant since he heard that near-sighted people were always intellectual. Professor C. "Mr. , what will be the effect if I hold a piece of calcite in the blowpipe flame?" Student "It will get hot." ' Snodgrass has the fault of abruptness. He says if you doubt whether to kiss a pretty girl, give her the benefit of the doubt, and sail in. An English philosopher says that lazi ness begets fat, and that nobody ever saw a real live, ambitious man who was bur dened with too much flesh. It may not be generally known that there is a sure remedy for the toothache by taking into the palm of the band a certain root to wit, the root of the aching tooth. It is when his wife hands him a brand new napkin, that has never had the starch washed out of it, that the newly married man thinks how much better he could clean his face with a yard or two of floor oilcloth. "What does 12mo mean?" asked a Dunil of his teacher, a few days since. "12mo ; wny don't you know what that means? It means the same as d&weowl2t. Haven't you seen it in advertisements in a news paper.'" "What we want now." commenced a confused and timid speaker at a meeting of a debating society, 'is is not not so much what we don't want as that which we most require." His hearers agreed with him. A Niagara hackman drew $15,000 in a lottery recently. He said it was almost as profitable as getting a passenger to nae iour oiocks. Residents of Lead ville speak proudly of the oldest and best families of that place. "You. always exaggerate. I did not ask you not to drink. I only ask you not to put water in what s left; for, really, it isn't fair that you should drink rum pure, and that I should drink rum and water. "I know where there is another arm just as pretty as this one," said a young fellow to his sweetheart, as he pinched her fair arm the other evening. The storm that gathered upon the lady s brow as ouicklv nassed awav when the i mJ jr .j -- young man pinched the other arm and said, "It is this one, dear." M. Gambetta has just received a re markable gift a portrait of his mother embroidered in silk on crimson velvet. The work, which was executed by a Mile. Giraud, aynng lady of Marseilles, is said to be excellent in its minuteness and in its artistic and life-like appear ance. There is not much nourishment in but termilk, but the presence of the lactic acid assists the digestion of any food taken with it. The Welsh peasants al most live on oat-cake and buttermilk. Invalids who are suffering from indiges tion would do well to drink buttermilk at meal time. A young man dressed in the height of fashion, and with a poetic turn of mind, was driving along a country road, and, upon gazing at the pond which skirted the highway, said, "Oh, how I would like to lave my "heated head in those cooling waters!" An Irishman, overhearing the exclamation, immediately replied, " Be dad, you might lave it there and it would not sink." Scotch Deer Forests. Scotch forests are most lucrative to their owners. The rents paid are enormous, and not many years ago would have sounded incredi ble. Lord Dudley paid a rent of 5000 a year for the Beay forest. The 5000 represent' 5000 deer, as far as maybe computed, and some 50,000 acres over which they roam, comprising some of the loveliest of Scottish scenery. The deer are the finest in Scotland, often attaining eighteen stone, and they possess the pe culiarity of forked tails. Lord Dudley did not seem very keen about his deer. Months of the season will pass away be fore he begins deer-stalking. The deer of other forests seem to find this out,and when hard beset flee for safety to the Beay forest. The Scotch have a great regard for the original Lord Ward, who first took a pleasure yacht into the almost unknown northern waters of Scotland, and set an example to tourists in pene trating to the farthermost recesses of the land. Last season Lord Dudley had the famous Black Forest in Argyllshire, be longing to Lord Beadalbane, paying 4500. The forest stretches for twenty miles, the haunt of the finest red deer; and the sport has been excellent, though deer-stalking is exceptionally difficult in this country. Lord Aveland is credited with almost the best shooting last season in " lone Glenartney's hazel shade." The Inverness-shire shootings reach a total rental of some 65,000 a year. It is all very well for Professor Blackie, in his Braemar Ballads, to denounce the in cursions of the Saxon "A London brewer shoots the grouse, a landlord stalks the deer." The regret of the Gael is not that they come in such numbers,as that there may be a falling off in number of his southern guests. The visitors fur nish employment, promote trade, put heaps of money in brisk circulation, and increase the comforts and savings of the peasants. If they can really reclaim the wastes, and find sufficient food of em ployment to fave Highlanders from emi grating, doubtless so much the better, but the issue is problematical and cer tainly remote. London Society. Calcium. Calcium is the metalic base of lime, and was obtained by Sir Hum phrey Davy from that material by means of galvanic agency. During the process the product was received in a vessel filled with naptha. in which it was ex cluded from oxygen, and consequently it retained its metalic appearance which resembles teat of silver. If at mospheric air be admitted to it, it ab sorbs oxygen rapidly and burns with an intense, white light, and reproduces lime, which is an oxide of calcium. The name of metal is derived from calx, the Matid word for lime. As obtained by the fusion of sodium with iodide of cal cium, it is a light, yellow metal, which is very malleable, and slowly decomposes water at ordinary temperatures. It en ters into combination with oxygen, chlorine, bromine, iodine and sulphur, when heated with them. Calcium ap pears to enter the composition of nearly all pig-irons, but not directly, and, al though found in cast-irons, has not been found in wrought iron. It behaves in regard to iron, very much like the al kaline metals, and, like them, does not possess sufficient fixity to enter largely into combination with iron, and It is thought to injure the quality of that metal to some extent. The chloride of calcium, or chloride of lime, as it is more familiarly called, is a most import ant compound in the arts from its prop erty of bleaching vegetable tissues. In the bleaching of linen, and in paper making, the saving of time caused by the use of this substance is incalcuable. Fecundity of the Herring. It is diffi cult to convey an adequate idea of the number of the individual fish which may compose a shoal of herrings, says Cham ber's Journal, and it has been avered that they would speedily impede navigation were it not for the vast number of agen cies that are at work to prevent an undue increase of their number. As the result of recent inquiry, we have been informed that the quantities which man takes from the water for food uses do not represent a tenth of what are captured by the sea birds, or devoured by marine enemies. As the herring is the only fish of which statistics of the capture are collected and tabulated, we are in possession of figures which afford us a rough idea of the numbers annually with drawn from the sea for food pur poses. In a recent yea- sufficient her rings were taken to fill a million barrels, and as each barrel contains on an average seven hundred fish, we have thus a num ber equal to seven hundred millions. This quantity, it must be observed, repre sents cured fish only, and only those which are caught in Scotland under the superintendence of the Fishery Board. It is pretty certain that as many herrings are captured and offered for sale as fresh fish and "reds" as are cured for the mar kets in Scotland and offered for sale as salt herrings ; which gives us the pro- J - . 1 . t . I ... uigiouH ioiai oi iuuneen nunarea minions withdrawn annually from the sea; and even this number, vast as it is, does not include what are used in the form of white bait, or those which are sold as sprats. Appearance of Eviii. An incomplete idea is apt to be a false idea it i . neces sary to take the whole in order to make it valuable. (Janseur remembers a good country parson who preached a series of sermons on practical morality, and very interesting and instructive they were. A lad in the village who had heard only one oi mem was coming out of an orchard one day, his pockets bulging with stolen fruit. He met the parson, who noticed his efforts to conceal the evidences of his guilt. "Have you been stealing apples ? " asked the minister. "Ye8, sir,' answered the boy, sheepish ly. ''And you are trying to hide them from me? continued the good man. "Yes, sir," said the culprit, and then added, his face brightening up, "you said last Sunday that we must avoid the appearance of evil." "So," said Hood, addressing the gate keeper, who was very hoarse, "you haven't recovered yonr voice yet ? " ''No, ir," the man answered ; "I've caught a' fresh cold." "But why did you catch a fresh one ? Why didn't you have the old one cured ? " Hunter, the Grayhound. BY MRS. M. Ii. BALDWIN. A prominent Congressman took his daughter to task the other evening be cause she permitted her lover to stay awhile after 10 o'clock. "La, pa," said she, "we were only holding a little ex tra session." No man starts in his professional ca reer wise, strong and thoroughly fitted for his work. One must gain wisdom by experience, strength bv exercise, and fitness by reitterated, and at first often ineffectual endeavor. Rftiri hp until) Rtnla rma. ' T oa.1 " v. , J. WiH JUV love with a kiss." And she, suiting the action to the word, replied. " T wnl with whacks." Come, little ones; gather around me. Come close as you can. The more of you there are and the nearer you get to me the better, for I love to tell you stories. I like to see the bright eyes grow brighter, the dimples in the cheeks and smiles on the rosy lips; for I dearly love good little children, and I like to make them happy. I am going to tell you some true stories about dogs. Let me see! Which shall I tell first? "Hunter, the grayhound," did you say, Master Harry? Well, then, here it is: Many years ago a family, friends of mine, moved from an Eastern city, way out West, where the country was all new, and most of the people lived in log houses. There were few roads over the prairies and the wild deer were very plentiful. A neighbor of my friends owned a fine, white grayhound. Perhaps some of you have never seen a grayhound; so I will tell you that they are very slender dogs, with long legs, sharp noses and bright eyes; they can see a long distance and run very fast. This dog was named hunter. He used often to come with his master to the house of my friend; and he had a way of making himself quite at home when there. He would scratch at the door when he came, and when it was opened for him. would walk right in and stretch himself on the rug in front of the blazing wood fire; and sometimes when he tound himself too warm there, would take a place on the sofa without waiting to be asked. I am sorrv that he was not very care ful about keeping clean. He used to come sometimes with very muddy feet and his nice, white coat all soiled with mud; but if he was turned from the door as he was sure to be when in this pliffht-he would jump m at the first open window he could find, and make himself auite as much at home as if he were clean. My friend, who was very neat and particular in all his ways, at last kept a long whip where he could get it quickly when needed, and wouiu anve tiie dog away whenever he came with muddy feet. Hunter's master had gone from home and he seemed lonely and restless, and made frequent calls at the house of my friend, as if he was looting tor his mas ter. One night the family were all gath ered around the fire, when they heard the well-known scratch at the door; and when it was opened there stood Hunter but instead of running into the house and settling before the fire, as he was in the habit of doing, he stood outside, wagged his tail and whined. He would not come in until called and coaxed for some time; and when he did come into the lighted room, my friends were shocked to see him covered with blood They examined his body, bnt found no wounds. He was so uneasy and seemed so anxious to get out that they opened the door tor him, but he was not satis fied to go alone. At last one of the young men of the family said he would follow him and see what was the matter. Hunter became perfectly quiet when this was proposed, and waited quite pa tiently for the young man to put on nia overcoat, for it was very cold. Hunter trotted on ahead of the young man, looking back now and then to be sure he was coming, until they had walked nearly a mile, when he stopped and stood wagging his tail when the young man came up with him. What do you think the dog had done? He had chased a deer, caught and killed it, and then went to the house and told of it as well as he knew how. The young man went home and got a sleigh, for the deer was too heavy to carry so far alone, and Hunter staid there and watched it until the young man returned with his brother. After this, Hunter became a pet in my friend's family and was always welcomed at the fireside; and my friend kept an old blanket and a fur cape with which he used to make a nice, warm bed for him on the sofa; for he said, "a dog who knows enough to go out and kill a deer, and return for help to bring it home, ought to be very well treated. Politeness. Nothing adds more to the happiness of home life than true politeness shone at all times among the different members of the family toward each other. It is a singular fact that most people treat those thev love best with the least respect; and this is probably the great cause of inharmony in many homes. Husbands, do you not remember in your courting days how particular you were in your action, conversation and personal appearance; And wives, have you forgotton how you always took care to appear to the best advantage when your lover was present? Ah! surely many of you .husbands and wives, have forgotten one thing, and that is, to cultivate politeness in your homes; and consequently your children seem ingly have no respect for father, mother, sister nor brother. Some may argue that an adherence to the rules of politeness brings about too much formality in the home circle. .Bet ter a little formality that too much familiarity in expression or action. Should a son treat another lady with more marked respect than his mother ? Should a daughter treat another's father with more veneration than her own? Is there a place in the universe where the gem of loving hearts should shine more brightly than in the home.' Then cultivate politeness; it is that which will keep inharmony from your door and bind the household together m the dissoluble bonds of love. The Poweb of Prayer. An excellent lady in this city tells what a trial to her her first husband was, being a scoffer at holy things, and how, after vainly re monstrating with him for years, she at last organized a prayer campaign con cerning him. "and in less than three weeks from that time, his horse ran away with him and he was thrown out of the buggy and killed." iV. Y. World. There is a young sculptor in a certain city who says he is certain that republics are failures, and ought to be at once swept from the face of the earth. He says ne sent a mouei cut group representing ' 'Truth Guarding the Temple of Justice," to the Congressional Committee for ap proval, and it was returned with a letter, declining with thanks, his "humorous, but inappropriate design of a female bare back-rider keeping deadheads out of a ire. a with a tent-pin." The Postage stanm knows its nlafln after it has been licked once. Drugging Babies. I think it will be found that the increase in the sale of opium, about which there has been some outcry, is due to the school boards. A poor woman, obliged to send her child ren to school, is left with the baby. The girl who in past times would have attend ed to the baby whilst her mother went to her work, is at school. The mother must, therefore, choose between stopping at home to watch the baby and forfeiting the money she can earn out of doors, and going to work and leaving the baby to shift for itself. It may not be natural.but it is perhaps inelligible, that she should compromise with her maternal instincts drugging the baby, so that while she is absent she may console herself with re flecting that baby cannot possibly be in mischief, and that it does not need her care. If the establishment of a creche were a compulsory condition of the establish ment of a school board, the sale of laud anum, I take it, would very sensibly de crease. Mayfair. . A Hartford juvenile, who has always declined to eat oatmeal, although his mother has urged it upon him as a strengthening diet, suddenly surprised her by one morning eating a liberal plateful and calling for more. When she asked for an explanation, he replied: "I am bound to eat oatmeal till I get stionnougtohipGeorycott' sF & LOCK COMPANY, CAPITAL ... l,AO,O0O General Cfflces sod Manufactory CINCINNATI, OHIO. Pacific Brasch, No. 210 Sansome St., S. F Agency for Oregon and Washington Territory, witti HAWiwKY, uvuu & vu., roruana. HALL'S PATENT CONCRETE FIRE-PROOF SAFES Have been tested by the most disastrous confla grations la the country. They are thoroughly fire proof. They are free from dampness. Their snperiority is beyond question. 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