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All notices and advertisements intended for publication should bo handed in y noon on Wednesday, F. A. CHENOWETH, -A-ttorney at Law, CORVALLIS, .... OREGO: iyOFFICE Comer of Monroe and 2d St. 16:Itf J. W. RAYBUBH, -A-ttoiriey at Law, CORVALLIS, .... OREGON. OFFICE On Monroe street, bet. Second and Third. t9.Special attention given to the Collection of Wn AND ACCOUNTS. 10:111 JAMES A. YANT.S, Att'y and Counselor at Law. CORVALLIS, OREGON. WILL PRACTICE IN ALL THE COURTS OF the State. Special attention given to matters in Probate. Collections will receive prompt ani care- lul attention. Umce in the Court House. It,: 1 it. J. C. MOHELAND, (CITY ATTORNEY, ) ATTORNEY AT LAW PORTLAND, OREGON. 0 FFICE Monastes' 15rick, First street, bet. Morrison and Yamhill. 14:38tf G. A. WHITNEY, SV. D., Graduate of Bellcvue Hospital Tledical Col lege, if. Y. City, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. PHILOMATH, OREGON'. fXtSEASES OF WOMEN A SPECIALTY. RTCSI j dence in Westlakcs iiui'ding. corner of First and Lyon streets. l:S:32t(. DR. F. A. VINCENT, DENTIST, CORVALLIS, - - -' OREGON. OFFICE in Fisher.s New Brick over R. H. WARREN HOUSE, SI3N AND CARRIAGE PAINTERS, WILL PROMPTLY ATTEND TO BUSINESS IN his line either at Corvallis or Philomath, All work executed in the very latent and best style, (Jrainin a Specially in Laurel, Walnut. Oak and Maple. Pacr iianm neativ aone. Oive me a ia trial, 15:3Stf. K WOODCOCK & BALDWIN, (Successors IQ.J- R. Eaylcy & Co.,) SEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND AT THE old stand, a large and complete stock of IiOBEKT N. BAKER, ORMERLY OF ALBANY, WHERE HE 9 HAS r irivcn l is patrons peritt t Kii: :,: :;Uii :i, has I'ettr- mined to locate in Corvallis, where he lir.jieo to be fa vored wih a fair sh ire of the public patronage. All work warranted, when made under his supervision. Repairing and cleaning, promptly attended to, Corvallis, Nov. 28, lsS. 15:48tf. Grain Storage! A WORD TOFAEMERS. HAVING PURCHASED THE COMMODIOUS Warehouse of Messrs. King b Bell, and thor oughly overhauled the same, J am now ready to re ceive k'ruin on storage at the roduced Ratf of 41 cent per Bushel. I am also prepared to keep EXTRA, WHITE WHEAT, separate from other lots, thereby enabling nie to SELL AT A PREMIUM. Also prepared to pay the lor wheat, and would, most respectfully, solicit a share of public patronage. THOS. J. BLAIB. Corvallis. A up- 1,1878. 15:S2tf. BOlEB andLGDGING. Neat licoms aad Splendid Table. OUR CORRESPONDENT ON YESTERDAY WAS thown the Kcacly Furnlsiied Room or MRS- JOSEPH POLLY. At their residence, just opposite the residence of Judsrc F. A. Chenowetb prepared and now in readiness for such boarders as may choose to give her a call, either by the single rriial or by the week. Mrs. Polly has a reputation as a cook, and sets as good a'lablc as can bo found in the State. Solicits a share of patronace. 15:46tf. CITY MAEKET JOHN S. BAKER, Propr. CORVALLIS, - - OREGON. HAATNG B0U0IIT THE A BOVJ5 MAKKET and fixtures, and permanently located in Corvallis, I will keep constantly on hand the choicest cuts of BEEF. POltK, MUTTON, and VEAL. Especial attention to making extra E0 LOti.VA SAUSAGE. Being a. practical butcher, with lnrjre experi ed. Please give jiax. menoiys new ocore. vn me : j,,innsj t n.,tinr. i new and complete. Ail work warrant' K,ve satisfaction tu customers Please call and ivemeacall. 15:3tf. j give ine a trial. JGII. b. BAKKR. WILLIAM QKAXT AUE.S DRAKE. DRAKE & GRAftT. MERCHANT TAILORS, CORVALLIS, - - - OREGON. Dec. filh, IS73. lo:ltftf ALL WORK IN OUR LINE NEATLY AND promptly executed. Repairing and Cleaning a specialty. Satisfaction guaranteed. Sho. opposite firaham & Hamilton's. . 13:'27tf G. R. FARRA, M. D., PHYSICIAN, SURGEON AND OBSTETRCIAN. o FFICE Drug Store, Corvallis, Oregon OVER .GRAHAM & HAMILTON'S I:20vl ! NEW TIN SHOP, J. K. WEBBER, Propr., Main St., Corvallis. STOVES AND TINWARE, ALL KINDS. 43 All work warranted and at reduced rates.' L 12.13tf H. E. HAERIS, One Door South of Graham & Hamilton's. COBVAIXIS - - - OREGON. AST O ISTIS IT IISTGr CURES Of Ncrvons Debility, Lost T?Iaiiliood, Paralysis, Exhausted Vitality, Im paired memory. Mental Diseases, Weakness of Keiirodiiclivc Orfraiis, elc., etc., By the Great English Remedy, ?!R ASTLEY COOPER'S VITAL RESTORATIVE It rsstok::. hkarin'3 and str;:.;thkns tho Eya-dffbt. It ia nur. a QUACK NOSTRUM, ttl efftijt-cire ML'I il 111! will Jt has no equal. It is neither a STIMULANT NOB LaOI'IST, but it will do the work thoroughly and weiL DR. MINTIE & Ot)'S j;reat success in the above complaint id largely due to the Use of this wonderful lleuicine. l-ri'je ?;3 00 per bottle, or four times the quantity for $10 sent secure from observation upon Ri-Xi-IFT OF PHJCK. None genr.ine without the sicnature of the propri etor, A. K. MINTIS, M. D. Physicians sav these troubles cannot be cured. The VITAL RESTORATIVE and Dr. Mintie & Go's Special Treatment testily positively that they can. co-fsuir.vrao.V free. Thorau jh exa-nination and advice, including analv sis, uo. Addreas 1). A. r2 5 .tTIE, Iff". !.. (Graduate of University of Pennsylvania, and late ivesmcnt surjdon, Urthapa'dic Hospiuu, l'liiladel- puia. Olhce riours-10 A. M. to 2 P. M. daily : C to S cv enins-i. Sundays, 11 A. M. to 1 1'. II. only. 1 5:3mG THE GREATEST Kidney anil Bladder Medicine ! I THE W6KII! Groceries, Provisions, AND DRY-GOODS. Corvallis, Jan. 3, 1878. 16:lyl. J. BLUMBERG, (Bet. Southers' Drug- Store and Taylor's Market,) CORVALLIS, OREGON. GROCERIES and PROVISIONS, FURNISHING XX Goods, Cigurs and Tobacco, etc., etc. ra. Goods delivered free to any part of the city. Produce taken, at highest market rates, in exchange for goods. March 7, 1878 15:10tf Heavy and Shelf Hardware, IRON, STEEL, TOOLS, STOVES, EANGES, Manufactured and Home? Made Til? AND COPPER WAP.PJ, 3?uiTips, 3?ipe, etc. TIXNEIt constantly on hand, and all Job Work neatly and quickly done. Also Agents for Knapp, Burrell &. Co.,fo the sale of the best and latest improved FA R M MACHINERY, of all kinds, together with a full assortmen A 0 & I C U L X U K A L 1 M P L li M K 1 S . Sole Agents for the celebrated ST, LOUIS CHARTER OAK STOVES the BEST IN THE WORLD. Also the Nor man Kane, and many other patterns, in all sizes and styles. AT-fr1" Particular attention naid to Farmers wants, and the supplying .extras for Farm Ma chinery, and all information as to such articles, furnished cheerfully . on application. 'ri ntLini will hn sn:irHl to furnish our cus tomers with the best goods in market, in out line, and at lowest prices. Our motto shall be. prompt and faimdealing ttrith i 1 1 Pill! und MY a m in. nur tnelr Kflfnrr going elsewhere. Satisfaction guaranteed. W00UC0CK & BALDWIN. Corvallis,. Tan. 2R, 18 . 14:4tf 37"jOf3ja. Goods AT THE GORVALLiS, - - OREGON. MRS. E. A. KNIGHT HAS JUST RECEIVED FROM SAW i''K a:csm;o, and BOit'fi'- i. '-. the Largest and Dest Stock of ftULLiftERY GOODS, GHZSS T3i?J!!NGS, ETC., Ever brought to Corvallis. which she will sell at prices that Defy Competition. Ladies are respp-ctfull y invited to call and examine her goods and prices before pur chasing elsewhere. AOKMCV FOR Mme. DEMOREST'S KEBIABLE PATTERNS. Rooms at residence, two blocks north of Gazette office. g Corvallis. May 2, 1S78. 14:lt6f eTholcate, attorisTey at law. WILL PRACTICE IN ALL THE COURTS in the State. Having had four years experience as County Judge, and given close attention tc Probate matters, I am well prepared to attend to all business in that line; also contested Road Matters. I will give strict and prompt atten tion to collections, and as heretolore will do a REAL ESTATE, t and General Business Agency. VEGETABLE iWHSEfU For Inflammation of the liidnevs or Bladder, Pain in the back, Diabetse, Brurht's Disease, etc. TRY IT ! One bottle will convince you of its Great Merit. Ask your Drugsist for it and take no other. Everybody who uses it recommends it. Brioe 1 85 per ESottlc. To be had of all Druggists, or of the Proprietor, at 11 Kearny Street, Han Francisco, California. i55Office un-stairs in Fisher's new brick. middle room, with Judge Burnett. Eutrance at rear end of building on Monroe Street. vlonZSti. W. C. CRAWFORD, DEALER IN WATCHES, OIj OCILS! JEWELRY, SPECTACLES, SIVER WARE, ETC Also, MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, STRINGS, &C. jty Repairing done at the most reasonable rates' and all work warranted. Corvallis Dec. 13. 1877. 14:50tf READ, AND PROFIT THEREBY! WARREN N. DAVIS, Physician and Surgeon, (Graduate of the University of Pennsylvania) "OFFERS HIS SERVICES TO THE PEO- V pie of Corvallis and Vicinity. Specialties: Sargery, Obstetrics, and Dieaees of Women and Children. Will practice in Citr of Country. Rooms at New England Hotel, for the present. Corvallis, Nov. IS, 1878. l&:46tf. 33 DEE.. MISTTIH 'JS ENGLISH DANDELION TILLS! THE ONLY two medicines which reallv act minn the LIVER, one is Mercury or Blue Pill, and the other LAiSLI.l.ll-i. THOUSANDS of Constitutions have been Hssf mv. ed by Mercury or Blue Pill, and Calomel. The onlv SAFE Remedy is DR. MINTIE'S Dandelion Combina tion, wntcn is purely VEGETABLE, which act3 eently upon the Liver and removes all oh structions. Price per box, 25 cents. To be had, of all Druggists. All letters sliould De oirecien to, anu special treat ment given, atso. 11 iearncy at. San Francisco, July II, lSTd. 15 32m6 FRUIT TREES AND SEEDS! The Coast HillslTursery rFFER A FINE AND CAREFULLY GROWN J stock of FRUIT AND NTJT TREES tosuitthe times. Also an assortment of Garden Seeds. All our seeds aie carefully tested. Seeds in packets sent by mail, po3t-paid, on receipt of price, 10 cents. A few varieties choice Flower Seeds at the same price. Vegetable Plants and Flowers for sale in the Spring. Orders by mail will receive prompt attention. Adares3 ED. C. PHELPS, manager, Newport, Benton County, Oregon. Dec. SO, 1S78. 15:71m4. SETTLE UP. ALL PERSONS KNOWING THEMSELVES indebted to tbe late firm of B. T. Taylor A Co., are hereby notified to come forward and settle said indebtedness immediately and save costs, as our business mast be closed op. B. T. TAYLOR CO. Corvallis 13, 1878. lS:46tf. Local Agent of Home Mutual Insurance Co. THE STAR BAKERY, MAIN STJtEET, CORVALLIS, HENSV WARRIOR, PROPRIETOR. FAMILY SIJPPLi' STORE! DREAD. CAKES, PIES, CANDIES, TOYS, Etc., Always on Hand. Corvallis, Jan. 1 1877. 14:2t TDTCm business vou can enlace n. $u D I Jkl I S20 Der dav made by any worker of either sex, right in their wn lo calities. Particulars and samples worth 5 tree. Improve your spare time at this dusi- ness. Address bTlNSON 6i Co., fortiana, Maine. 15:12yl AUGUST KNIGHT, CABINET MAKER, UNDERTAKER, Cor. Second and Monroe Sts., CORVALLIS, 0RE00N. KEEPS CONSTANTLY ON HAND ALL kinds of FTJRISTITTJE . Work done to order on short notice, at rea sonable rates. J. A. KNIGHT. Corvallis Jan. 1,18 1. Witt REPLY XO 'X." FROM OXE OF THE "CHILDREN." Editor Gazette : Personal character hav ing been assailed in your paper, over the anonymous signature "X," it is due the parties attacked, that a defense be made as public as the assault. Preparatory to such a public .rebuke, as the perpetrator richly deserves, I am sure yon will cheerfully grant me space, at least, to advertise my challenge. The obnoxious sentence that calls nie out, is only one of a long article, and the nearest true of any assertion made. The sequel will show how true. Speaking of the Siletz Indian school, "X" pompously exclaims, "Of course the school don't amount to much when a couple of children can teach it who have not sufficient age and experience to teach a common dis trict school. " As for my assistant, though younger than myself, she is of age and can speak for herself. But this will not be nec essary, since she has a reputation that will modestly tahe care of itself. This is not the case with me, I shall have to contend for my rights. I therefore challeuge "X" to meet me in any public place, the more public the better, and I shall prove to him and the public, that 1 have at least physical ability to govern an Indian Schoril. Judging from the masterly style of the sentence, and from the manly signature, the public must know that "X" is a model of physical and intellectual manhood. He is no Pearl or Minion "X," nor a bold faced, lubberly Pica, neither is he an inflated Great Primer, but a regular wiry, spiking Long Primer "X." Xow, if I can cope with such a roan, of course I win the day. Well, I am ready to measure length, breadth, depth, stiength or speed with him. I propose that we publish before hand a regular programme of Cales thenie and Gymnastic exercises, closing with some of the most exciting games, such as require skill and dexterity. I am sure I can beat him at everything except marbles, see-saw, and "Simon says 'Thumbs Up.'" By the way. "X" and I have just finished a public game of "Hide and Go Seek." Af ter failing several times in his secrecy, he said, "Forester, lets have another game, I'll beat you this time. You count and I'll run hide." All ri:iht one, two, three, four, live, si5t (but 1 kept one eye open on him all the time. Finding no hiding place in Corvallis he hastened to Albany and, after pacing around and around, up and down the streets, the ostrich imagines he has found conceal ment at last, ) seven, eight, nine, ten, forty-nine, fifty. " All eyes open!" Then I espy "X" among the rubbish in the Demo crat office. " Yes. but that's not fair, sir, Mr. Fores ter ; you watched me all the time. Now you've got to count again, sir." Well, here goes : one, two, three, I can't count for laughing. It is more than amus ing to Eee his long primer strides towards Salem. Entering the Statetman office he cries out to the compositor, "Say, stranger, have you a place here where a fellow jan hide " Then in an excited and hurried manner he proceeds : "lam from Newton. My name is A-mer-i-cus. If any one calls for me don't tell where I am say, where shall I hide f " What do I care, where you hide ?" says the typo impatiently "there behind that pile of boxes." So "X" thinks, "I am safe now." But I see his giant form looming up above the boxes. All eyes open .'" I spy "X" there be hind the "cracker boxes." It was truly pitiful to see A-sorry-cus come out whining "they lied to me; I was told there were eighty boxes, and there only twenty-three. " Very well, "X," you may have another chance. Delighted, he turns toward Port land. Rushing into the Oregonian office, and up to the editor's chair, in breathless excitement, he whispers to that dignitary, " Sir, I am engaged in a game of ' Hide and Go Seek' and and the fact is the stakes are very large. If I win I am to recover a lost position, or perhaps what is better, the finest tract of land in the beautiful valley of the Siletz. Sir, I hope you will secrete me. I am Vindex. from Ynquiua Bay." The editor slowly, but searchingly scans him full length, and replies "Well, Mr. Vindix what i3 your name sir, Vindictive ?" "Vindex, sir.'' "O, yes, Mr. Vindex. Well, Mr. Vindex, the rules of this office can pro tect you only till an authorized person calls for your name. Then, sir, we have to dump you out. At this disappointment "X" flew into a passion anc declar&i he would retrace his steps and fight his way through. Stand back, gentlemen, "X" is coming out in his true character, now. He is in a rage, he will demolish any one that comes in his way, he would even attack his old white headed grandfather, or the best friend he has on earth. So you see, I am ahead so far, and have nothing to fear in future encounters for when a man loses self-possession he is whip ped, and you can handle him as you would a sick kitten. As for our comparative mental qualifica tions, I have nothing to say, I shrink from the comparison. The master mind that con ceived, and the polished scholar that framed, that gem of grammatical symmetry, and rhetorical beauty at the head of this article, would defy all criticism. True my pupils smile at it and point ont what they call ele- cance. and grammatical fallacies, but noth ing better could be expected of uncultivated children. Now 1 must close by challanging "X" to a public literary contest, not 'with myself, but with my pupils. He may name the time and place, and choose the primer spel ler, and reader, and one of the. judges. I have chosen for the second, Ah-ne-atta Tsin-i-tla of this reservation, and the audi ence may select a third. There will be three prizes offered, viz: a bow and arrow, a war club, and full dress of feathers not tar and feathers, but a real fancy feather suit.. Now, if "X" wins all the prizes, he will be fully armed and equipped for another campaign. But he will not ; the Indian boys will bear off the trophies, and that will settle the question for aver. Yours, Forester W. Royal. Siletz, Feb. 12, 1879. TfiCi: BLACK &ATBI. SYMPTOMS OF THE DISEASE HOW IT IS ENGENDERED AXD DISSEMINATED ITS ORIGIN AND PROGRESS. From the Cincinnati Commercial. The rliNease now ravaging the dis tnet .f Astrakhan is the "black death," which for ages had its .borne in Egypt, Syria, Greece, Turkey and the adjoining-provinces of Russia, to which countries it is now chiefly lim ited. The people in the first infected districts ave dyinir, the reports state, like flies. So rapidly has the disease spread that fully ten per cent, in the newly infected districts have, perished. No one dares touch the dead, and they lie tinbnried in the streets. In the commencement of the. disease there is a feeling of weariness and fatigue, shivering, nausea and sick ness, confusion of kleas, giddiness and pain in the loins. These arc quick ly followed by increased stupor and delirium, by pallor and flushing of the face, and a feeling of intense binding or contraction about the heart. Darting pains are felt in the sjroins, arm pits and. other parts of the body. The lymphatic glands be come enlarged and carbuncles appear. The tongue becomes dry and brown, and the sums, teeth and lips are cov ered with a dark fur. The will loses its control over the musclfS. About, the second and third day livid spot and stripes appear upon die skin. In fatal cases and most are fatal the. pulse gradually sinks, the surface be comes cold and clammy, blood oozes from the mucous surfaces, and there is either coma or delirium. The vic tim usually lingers five or six days, and may pass away without a strug gle or in convulsions. It is said that infected persons might visit every country in Enropebef re the symtoms were recognized, and in this way ENDANGER THE WHOLE WORLD. The plague may be spontaneously encjendered by endemic or epidemic influences ; it may originate from local causes, and may be propagated by peculiar contagion. , Temperature seems to exert a very great influence over it. In tropical cl.irnates it is not known, and it does not long with stand the cold of northern climates. Its peculiar harvest time in Europe is late in the summer am) early in the fall, especially, in September. Like the germs of yellow fever, it has thus far evaded the examinations of chem ists and microscopisfs. As soon as obsorbed it alters the composition of the blood and the condition of the tissues. There is no universal cure for it. In occasional instances fresh air miy be of benefit. Cleanliness is generally a preventive, and it is due to this and superior ventilation that foreigners in the Levant are comparatively exempt. In 1333, so Chinese historians tell us, there were great convulsions in nature, and earthquakes, and floods, which were followed by drouths and famines. Hills and lakes disappeared, and the gases rising from the earth, and de caying vegetation and animals, ren dered tbe air excessively impure. Pol lowing these convulsions came the great plague, and before it entered Europe 13,000.000 people in China and 25,000,000 people in Western Asia and Northern .Africa had died. It appeared in liussia, near WHERE IT NOW PREVAILS, In 1348. Constantinople was attack ed, and from there it spread over all Turkey. The disease was carried to Italy, and from thence to France, England, Germany and the Low Countries. From England it was con veyed to Sweden, and passed over the Baltic Sea into Northern Russia. In enly three years it covered the whole of Europe. Half the popula tion of Italy died of it. Fifteen con tinental cities lost300,000 inhabitants, London 100,000, and in Europe 25, 000,000 people perished. The terri ble disease was attributed by the superstitious to the Jews, who were accused of poisoning the wells so that the water would breed pestilence. Entire colonies of Jews were massa cred, and thousands were so terrified that they took their own lives. The disease was extensively spread by numerous bands of religious zealots, who visited town after town, tortur ing their bodies in the vain hope of expiating ine. sins ot the people. Jtnese jp iagellants, as they were call who went about each one wor early naked, and cross npon tbe breast. The church reaped a rich harvest, for many of its frightened subjects gave to it their all. Donors were obliged to throw their gifts over the walls, for the monks were afraid t- come in contact with them, and shut the gates. Multitudes sought to escape the disease by living in caves and woods, and starved. Some en deavored to escape by the sea. They lied, and the sailors who picked up their boats shared the same fate. Rot ted bodies floated down the streams, polluting them and filling the air with contagion. Some of the deliri ous victims ran through the streets of villages, tearing out the hair and scratching the faces of every one they met. The plague of 1663," 10G1 anil 1665, the last that prevailed very extensively, produced fewer deaths. In 1720 Marseilles was almost depop ulated, and in 1790 Turkey, Poland and Russia were again visited. From all reports, the present plague prom ises to destroy as many livee as those of former years. WHAT SAE1 HIM. A WARNING TO YOCNU HUSBANDS. A young wife in Michigan had just got settled in her new home. All seemed fair and promising, for she did not know that her husband was a druniard. But one night he came home at a very late hour and much the worse for liquor. When he stag gered into the house, the wife, who was greatly shocked, told him he was sick, and to lie down at ones, r.n.l in a moment or two he was comfortably on a sofa, in a drunken eleep. His face was reddish purple, his breathing was heavy, and altogether he was a pitiable-looking object. The doctor was sent for post-haste, and mustard applied to his feet and hands. When the doctor came and felt his pulse and examined him and found that he was only drunk, he said : " He will be all right in the morning." But the wife insisted that lie was very sick, and that severe remedies must be used. " You must shave his head and apply blisters," she urged, or I will sand for some one who will. " The husband's head was accordingly shaved closely and blisters applied. 1 lie patient lav an night in a drunken sleep, and, notwithstanding tho blisters were eating into his flesh, it was not till near morning that he began to beat about, disturbed by pain. About daylight he woke up to a most uncomfortable conscioasneaa of blistered ag onies. "What does this mean?" he said, put ting hia hands tr his bandaged head. "Lie still you musn't stir," said the wife ; you have been very sick." ' ' I am not sick. " Oh yes, you are, you have the brain fever. We have worked with you all night. " " I should think you had," groaned the poor victim. " What's the matter with my feet ? " " They arc blistered." " Wei!, I'm better now ; take off the blis ters; do," he pleaded, pitoousl'. He was in a most uncomfortable state his head covered with sores, and his feet and hands still worse: "Dear," he said, groaning, "if I should ever get sick in this way again, don't be alarmed and send for a doctor, and, above all, don't blister me -again." "Oh, indeed I will ; all that saved you were the blisters, and if you have another such s;.-ell I should be more frightened than ever, for the tendency I am sure-is to ap oplexy, and from the next attack you will be likely to die unless there are the severest measures used." He made no further defense. Suffice it to say, he never had another attack. ' CBBKS3KB-,e"I,:fl.;SS. We all advise cheerfulness, and we all ad mire it especially iu other people but we do not always attain to it ourselves. Of course there are circumstances under which cheerfulness is simply impossible-with a rag ing toothache, for instance, or when you have just upset the ink on the new carpet, or have been caught in. a violent shower without an umbrella and with your best suit. To be admonished to be cheerful at such times is adding aggravation to misfor tune, and might exhaust the patience of Job himself. And there are many very sma!l annoyances too insignificant to be classified or remembered, and yet whose daily occur rence may be and must be expected, over which we have no right to lose our cheerful ness for a moment. There is no doubt that the happines of many a home, the charm of many a fireside, has been clouded and dis pelled by this want of, cheerfulness in the elders of the family group. Little vexations were sufficient to chase the smile from the father's face, or cloud the mother's brow with annoyance, and so the home gatherings grew irksome to the children and the bond of sympathy was forever broken. Let us cultivate, therefore, a cheerful spirit, and, like all efforts in the right direction, . we shall find that we cannot improve ourselves without improying others thetthe reflex of our cheerfulness will shine out in the tem pers of those around us and brighten the darkest days. uood advice. i ou have trouble your feelings are mjured, your husband is unkind, your wife frets, your home is not pleasant, your friends do not treat vou fairly, and things in general move unpleasantly. Well, what of it KeeD it to vourself. A smoul dering fire can ba found and extinguished ; but when the coals are scattered, wno cau nick them nn ? Rnrv vour sorrow. ' The place for sad and disgusting things is under the ground. A cut hoger is not Dentin, ucu by pulling off the plaster and exposing it ub. der somebody's eyes ; tie it up and let it alone. It will get well itself soouer than you can cure it. Charity covereth a multitude of sins. Things thus covered ar 3 often cured without a scar ; but, once published and confided to meddling friends, there is no end to the trouble they may cause. Keep it to yourself- Troubles are transient, and when a sorrow is healed and past, what a comfort it is to say, . " No one ever knew it until it was all over." It has been officially decided, rela tive to a recent fire, that smoke is . 1 , 1 . i1a in. injurious to looacco, ou wju IMKVArV 03i "WOMAN." THE CHIVALROUS COLONEL PROMISES THB PEOPLE OP ST. LOUIS AN ESTHETIC TREAT. The ' first-battalion, through j Lieutenant Colonel J. L. Torrey, have invited CoL P. Donan, of Lexington Caucassian fame, to deliver his lecture on " Woman " at Mer cantile Library Hall on next .Friday even ing. The chivalrous colonel has consented, and writes the following characteristic let ter : Bentonville, Ark. Jan. 12, 79. . Col. Jay L. Torrcy, First Battalion N. G. S. M., S, Louis, Mo.: , . Dear Sir : Your -kind and complimenta ry invitation has just reached me, and I ac cept it with pleasure. The time suggested will be entirely convenient for me, and tha subject you have selected is the one of all others 1 should have chosen to talk Upon. It is one of which a true man's heart never gets a surfeit, and his tongue' never grows weary. Woman is the crown-jewel of the universe, creation's masterpiece in a. calico wrapper. Kveu Omnipotence had to prac tice a week on suns, moons and stars, menr monkeys, angels and seraphim, before It at attempted to manufacture her, and took Its first day's rest after the exhausting job was completed. From the primeval specimen' of the race who by a little flirtation with Beel zebub under a pippin tree in Eden, got her husband discharged from his situation as a gardener, and kicked over the fence into the patches of an unknown world, to Mary of B-jthlehem, Helen of Troy, Elizabeth and Victoria of England, and Phoebe Cozens of !St. Louis, ' through six thousand years of human history, sin, folly, fun and sorrow,' she has been proverbially at the bottom of, every deviltry and the top of every chsrity, last at the cross and first at the sepulcher. Her broomstick waves, like England's drum stick, triumphant around the globe. And yet, how little we know of her, how dimly we aadsrstand her, how poorly we appreci ate her. Sole feminine spirit in the uni-, verse, mother and mistress of the world, but a century or two ago, her only alternate was between being a slave and a pljiy thing. ; and to-day, lier status and rights are little betr ter defined among Missourians, Arkansans, ISew Yorkers and Virginians, than among the Kickapoos, Turks or Algcrines. Hoping that 1 may be able Jo give the gallant gentlemen of your battalion a few. new ideas on this most disonssed but least understood, sweetest and most puzzlesome, of al themes terrestrial, 1 am, my dear col onel, Yours very respectfully, P. Donan. ed, comprised both men and woafendsurance companies have to pay dam age. we aiwaya Kney m rmwu cigar to be smoked. GREGbN PiBNEEft ASSOCIATION. The board of managers of the Oregon Pio-, necr Association met on Thursday at Salem pursuant to call of president. Present M. Crawford, president ; W. L.. Whue, vice-prtoidcut ; J. Henry Brown, recording secretary ; J. M. Bacon, traau rer ; E. X. Mathicu, Win. Ballou, and oth ers. ... ;. o-i The following resolution was'adopted : . Besolved, That the board of the Oregon Pioneer Association invite the granges ot this state to participate in the celebration, of the annual reunion of this association in June, 1879. The selection of Willard H. Ree3e to de liver the annual address, and R. C. Geer to deliver the occasional address on the immi gration of 1847, was confirmed. . . . The price of ball tickets on motion was placed at 2. On motion adjourned until 7 o'clock, p. M. The board met according to adjourn ment. I '.- .-, On motion it was decided to employ a brass band at the celebration.. .; . The secretary was authorized to corres pond with the various br;iss bauds through--out the state, and employ according to their lids. .i -. On motion the following resolutions were ndopted : . . .: . Whereas, Samuel C. Upham, of Phila-, delphia, has presented to the Oregon Pioneer Association his valuable book on the earijjf days of California, entitled "El Dorado; or Days of '49 and '50, in California therefore Besolved, By the board of managers that the thanks of the association are hereby ten dered Mr. S. C. Upham for his kindness, and hope that his book may meet with th sale that it deserves. Eesolved. That the thanks of the Oregon''. Pioneer Association are hereby tendered to the Sjacreniento Pioneers of California for the -magnificent collection of photographs of 109 members of their society, and that we hope to be able to reciprocate the favor in kind. ... .. . Resolved, That the thanks of the Oregon Pioneer Association ia hereby tendered the Territorial Pioneers of California for the. present of one of their magnificent member ship certificates. ; On motion John W. Minto was authorized to organize the committee to make arrange ments for the annual b'alL The secretary was authorized to corres pond with the vrrious transportation compa-. nies in reference to the fare of members to and from the reunion. , , On motion the nsxt reunion will be held at the fair grounds near Salem. The secretary Was authorized to print badges of the association, to be worn by the members in attendance. On motion the Oregon Pioneer Historical Association was invited to attend the re-, union ; also the Southern' Oregon Reunion Society. . . On motion fhe board stood adjourned sine die.' J. HEFRY BROWN, Secretary. JVEC3L.I3CT OF SSIE.SJHEX. Many a mother has wept' over the sins of her child, little dreaming that while she pur sued her round of idle pleasures, that child was taking its first lesson in sin from a vi cious nurse. The truth is, parents take up on themselves too many unnecessary bur dens, and consider themselves bound by duty to perform too many tasks, which are of much less consequence than the teaching and training of children. The father has his trade or profession, and his few leisure hours he must spend in social pleasure. The mother has her household cares, and the comforts of her family .to study ; and be sides this, there is much time to be devoted to fancy-work, visitors, and to amusements of one kind and another. Her children are' merely secondary considerations, and de Dend upon the kindness of hirelings. Their dresses may be miracles of puffins, ruffles, and embroidery, but what does that count, when their minds are dwarfed through neg lect ? Her house may be the model o neatness, her bread excel that of all her neighbors, her jellies and pmsres tmongn to temot the most fastidious ; out if, in 9' this, she has kept aloof from hex child, has chilled rus nearl towards sr, woas amp