BEDROCK DEMOCRAT^ R A T E S OF A D V E R T I S I N G : PUBLISHED EVERY WEDNESDAY, ö c D rß tk BY J. M. S H E P H E R D . O ffice in P ierce’s H a ll. T erm s of ocrât S u b s c r ip t io n : One year,.................................. 4ix M onths,................. ' . nn ............... 2 tq VOL. 5. BAKER CITY, BAKER COUNTY, OREGON C o r r e s p o n d e n c e from all portions of BUSINESS NOTICES. Eastern Oregon is solicited for the D e m o c r a t . All communications, to receive attention, must be accompanied by a responsible name. J . B . G A R D N E R , Personal communications will be charged as special advertisements. F * . Atwood, M . D , (Graduate of the College Of Physicians and Surgeons New York and o f the Medical De­ partment oi the Willamette University,) PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Terms cash, or no patronage solicited. Office one door north of City Drug Store. n23] BAKER CITY, OREGON. [tf S. M . M T T IS N G IL L & CO., 10 S ta te % sto.n ’ 37 Park R ow > New Y o rk , Chestnut Street, Ph iladelphia, are 2iir. f ge,1?ts ior Procuring advertisem ents for the B e d r o c k D e m o c r a t , iu the above cities, and are authorized to contract for advertising tou r low est rates. n3if BEDROCK DEMOCRAT. O'?” The B e d r o c k D em o c r at has more f i d e , paying subscribers in Baker County, than has any other two papers pub­ lished in the State. We put no man’s name on our subscription list unless we have orders so to do. _jTT\ b on a RAIL ROAD HOUSE. CLEMENT & SICORD, Proprietors, T N. B.—All Job W ork MUST BE PAID FOR ON DELIVERY. mmm msmm^ H. J. GiiER; Proprietor. U N O E lt S I O N E D W OULD T respectfully ca ll the attention o f Stock of WATCHES, CLOCKS S JEWELRY [! and is prepared to do all kinds o f work in his lice o f business. Waltham and Elgin Watches at Faetory n3] Prices [tf. W e s t e r n H o t e l. FARMERS and FRUIT GROW ERS my extensive and varied assortment o f M l Tress ant S ta te y , both useful and ornamental, for which I will sell low for “ MONISH.” SEND FOR CATALOGUE. Address, H . J. GEER, C ore, Union County, nl71y Oregon’ P R O F E S S I O N A L CARDS. MAIN STREET,..................................... BAXXB CITY. T. C. HYDE, N o t a r y P u b l ic . Sterns A tto rn e y s and HEvde, C o im s e le r s A t -L a w , B A K E R CITY, OREGON. L . O. S t e e n s will attend the Courts o f the Fifth Judicial District, and o f Idaho and Washington Territories. Water Rights and Mining Litigation a Opposite Odd Fellows’ Hall, Main Street, For Medicinal purposes. Family Medi­ cines carefully prepared. Prescrip­ tions accurately compounded, at all hours o f the day or n8 night. Give us a call. tf B A K E R C IT Y , OREGON. Attorney-atrLaw, o f the State. Baker City, Sept. 1,1873. n!7y. A ttorney and cou n selor Law, Baker city, Oregon. B oltna A at [n ltf McCord R espectful­ ly inform the Citizens o f Cakor City and the Public generally, that they have opened a New S A I. D. HAINES, L O O N , Where will always be found the very best W in es, Liquors and Cigars. .A .l® o J. M. S H E P H E R D , B illia r d T a b le s BAK E R CITY, OREGON. To be found in the City. “ Fred” and "B o b ” will be pleased at all times to have their friends give them a call. A tto rn ey at L a w , (And Notary Public,) W E S T O N , O R E G O N . W ill practice in the Courts o f this State and Washington Territ iry. P E C IA L ATTENTION PAID TO LAND Business, and Collections. nl3tf S J O S E P H H. S H I N N , N o ta ry P ublic AND C o n v e y a n c e r , W ill attend to Conveyancing and making ABSTRACTS OF TITLE . Baker City, Sept. 11, 1872.________ n!8tf e T w T> espectfully In form the Cit- izens o f Baker City and County, and the Public generally, that they have pur­ chased the laivory Statolo Formerly kept by John Eppinger, and that they are prepared to furnish customers with the best of B A K E R Y . They have re-opened the bakery in con­ nection with their Saloon, and are prepared to fill all orders in this line, at short notice, and at prices to suit the times. The Bakery is under the caro o f Mr. ILEB. BOHNA & McCORD. Baker City, Feb. 10, 1874. n40tf Either nightor day, with or without drivers, at the very lowest rates. First class Saddle Horses on hand. Horses boarded and the best o f care bestowed. We keep nothing but the best o f Stock and Buggies. Our stable is at the upper end o f Main Street, Baker City, Oregon. Come and see us, Everybody, and we will do our best to please vou. KILBURN & PERKINS. February 10, 1874.-n40tf LIVER Y S T A B L E GKIER & KELLOGG COSMOPOLITAN SALOON. IL L IA M CO NSTABLE W O U L D W respectfully inform the P u blic that he has opened the Having completed their New Stable, have now the finest and best regulated L iv e r y Stable In E a s t e r n O r e g o n , Cosm opolitan Saloon, Corner o f Frot’t Street and Court Avenue, opposite Virtue’s Bank, where he will be pleased to see and wait upon his friends and the Public generally. His Where they will carry on the Livery Busi­ ness in all its branches STOCK BOUGHT AND SOLD. Baker City, Nov. 13, 1872. nl3tf B A R T reyn o ld s , NOTARY LIVERY S T A B L E MESSRS. K1LBIR.Y & PERKINS Single or Double Turn-outs, One o f the Finest and Best • A - t t o r n e y a t - X j a w , S. V. KNOX, BAKER CITY’ , OREGON, W ould respectfully inform the public that they have recently received a well se­ lected and fresh Stock of Drugs, Chemicals, Liquors, Wines and Cigars o f the best Paints, Oils, quality. Phelan’s Improved Billiard Tables Perfumeries, all in good ordor. Patent Medicines, N. B .—Those indebted to either the Hotel Soaps, or Saloon are requested to appear at the Wines, Captain’s office and settle. no5v3tf. Brandies, Whiskies and Cordials, B o h ii a &> IVtcCord’s B a m b erg er & F ra n k , IL L P R A C T IC E IN A L L C O U R T « ETKOTEY & 1ST ! AT THE OLD StAND OF W Give us a call, and then you can judge o f our ability and capacity to please our custo­ mers. n51tf CLEMENT & SICORD. T SALOON, B A K E R C IT Y , OREGON. MARKET W ILL AFFORD*. N e w D r u g Store. Collections promptly attended to. June 18, 1873.n6y ~ ANDREW J. LAWRENCE, In a manner that will give satisfaction. The Table will bo supplied with the best the H IS HOUSE ha* been enlarged and re­ fitted, and is now the best Hotel on the Umatilla and Idaho stage route. Stages leave this House for above and be­ low, and also for Clark’s Creek Eldorado, Gem City and Sparta. Connected with the Hotel will he found a first class S p e c ia l t y . PUBLIC AND d epu ty u . s . m arsh al . Office with John Brattain, Three Doors South o f B e d r o c k D e m c r a t office, on side o f the Street. Baker City, Sept. 3, 1873.nl7m4 T . JST. S n o w , M . I X Physician and Surgeon, Is supplied with the very best o f every thing in his line. He has a Fine Billiard Table for the use o f his customers. Baker City, Dec. 17, 1873. n32tf K a stn e r L achner P r o p r ie t o r s o f th e DAKER CITY, OREGON. April 29,1874. MEDICAL E X A M IN E R For the New Y ork Life Insurance Co n lS if I AND W AGON M A K IN G , n A ll the Various Branches carried on by the Undersigned, at his buop, at the Head o f Main Street, BAKER n51y B A K E R CITY, OREGON. O f f ic e — A t the City Drug Store. B la c k s m i tiling BAKER CITY BREWERY On the East side o f Powder River, PORTLAND ADYERTISEMENTS. IS AGENT FOR l a w & Baler’s Sewing MacMnes. s. A. GAINES. s T w H c o r m i c k spootfully offers his services to the Public ¿In the capacity of JOINER AND DESCRIPTION Of Work in W ood neatly and promptly done. Baker City, Jan. 1, 1873tf. B A K E B C IT Y M A R K E T. J ohn Eppinger Respectftally informs the citizens o f Baker City that has re-opened the BAKER CITY MARKET, Where, at all times, he will be prepared to furnish his customers with the BEST OF MEAT, O f all kinds, at most reasonable prices. Baber City, April 11, 18?4.-ni9tf GEO. J. BOWMAN. GAINES & BOWMAN, N E W SP A P E R S, Manufacturers of Banks & Wagons, FRANKLIN BOOK-STORE AND SANTA CLAUS’ Headquarters, Fire-proof Brick Building, 105 Front street, Portland, nJ7 Oregon. DR. J. R. [tf AND W ROOMS. No. 89, First street, Portland, Oregon. The late and im­ proved styles o f work at reduced rates. Ni­ trous oxide for the painless extraction o f [ n29tf WATKINS, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND BURGEON. direct from St. Louis, Mo., and none but the very best is Purchased, we are there­ fore prepared to Warrant all our work. We are now fully prepared to complete any On short notice, and wo can say we have the Very Best o f Workmen in our employ. Every one wanting a Buggy or Wagon will save time and money by giving us a call and examining our work for themselves. Horse- stLoeing. Special attention is paid to Horse Shooing. All repair work done on short notice. We are thankful for past Patronage, and still solicit a continuance. GAINES & BOWMAN. Baker City, March 1 1 ,1874.-n44tf FFICE, Odd Fellows’s Building. Resi­ dence, corner o f Main and Park streets, Portland, Oregon. [ ^ S p e c i a l attention to diseases o f the Eye and Ear. | n29 O 2 E A R E G E T T IN G OTJR T IM B E R Buggies or Wagons D ENTAL w T h . B la c k s m ith s CARDWELL, D e n tis t O alD lnet-M al5.or - teeth. All kinds and every OREGON. , Boob, Stationary, Toys, M e And Baker City, Dec. 1, 1872.n30tf R. M 'lN TO S H . CITY, I will do as good work, at as reasonable Prices, as any other Shop in the Country. S. B. McCORD, Baker City, Feb. 10, 1874.n40tf Importer and Dealer In Mrs. R. C. Shepherd Sewing M achines— A Grover & Baker, and a Florence, both new and the very b e s t— for sale. For particulars, en­ quire at this office. n50tf N otice . —Hereafter no certificate of publication for Legal Notices will be issued from this office until the * Printer’« Fee is raid. Second EdLition. H u n gry and W eary, REID k FLETCHER, Prop’r. S A L O O Ii. O. STERNS, it up as a First Class Hotel, where they will be found at all times ready to attend to the wants o f the P A Y UP! ! L L PERSONS INDEBTED TO A. H . Brown are respectfully requested to come forward and settle their accouuts, either by Cash or note, immediately. A word to the wise is sufficient. Baker City, March 26,1373. n46tf A O f the Celebrated Standard Organs—new—for sale. For particulars I enquire a* ffcis nSOtf Look at the Supplement for first rate miscellaneous reading matter. O fficial V o te o f B a k e r C o u n ty for S ta te Office«. For Governor: 487, Tollman 298, Campbell 73. For Congress: LaDow 459, W illiams 338, Davenpoit61. For Secretary o f State : Chadwick 445, Foster 386, Douthitt 26. For State Treasurer: Brown 544, Clark 275, Beach 27. For State Printer: Brown 5Ü2, "Waite 317, Hand 43. For Superintendent o f Instruction: Dawne 484, Rowland 264, Oglesby 40. For District Attorney: Lasswell 478, Cartwright 316, Humason 31. Grover O U R W A S H IN G T O N L E T T E R . W ashington , June 1st. 1874. R e m o v a l o f A r m y H e a d q u a rte r«. Gen. Sherman has at last obtained the President’s consent to the remo­ val of army headquarters to St. Louis. Exactly what influences the General of the Army to set precedent at naught, in this matter, no one knows. Naturally very communica­ tive, on this point he is very reti­ cent. He has a fine house in Wash­ ington, which was purchased for him several years ago from General Grant, by a company of New York and Philadelphia capitalists, for $65,000. He has, also, many rela­ tives here, among them his senatori­ al brother John. ‘And yet he is not happy.’ He gives, as the ostensible reason why he desires to move his headquarters, that he will, when in St. Louis, be nearer the scenes of ac­ tive army operations, and will be bbtter able to direct the movements of troops in case of Indian wars; but it is generally believed that he wants to get out of Washington, mainly, because, while hero, he i3 merely a subordinate of the Secretary of War, who is virtually the commander of the army, and who has frequently directed its movements without con­ sulting Geu. Sherman, as General of the army. Since the advent of Bel­ knap as Secretary of War, he has given Gen. Sherman to understand that the rank of the latter is merely nominal, and that ho, Gen. Belknap, is in special charge of the army.— Gen. Sherman, being “ a maker of war, not of phrases,” has invariably resented, in the strongest terms, any interference with his functions; and the result is that these two high offi cials have grown to dislike each oth­ er most cordially. Gen. Sherman has appealed to the President on several occasions; but the latter has been reluctant to interfere; and Gen. Sherman, being of an impetuous dis­ position, has taken offense, and con­ sequently, is not on even friendly terms with Gen. Grant. “ Politics makes strange bed fellows,” and so does army experience. Gen. Bel- kuap, now Secretary of War, was formerly a brigade commander un­ der Gen. Sherman; that is, he com­ manded four or five thousand men while Sherman was Generalissimo over one hundred thousand. The tables are now turned; and Sherman finds himself the clerical subordi­ nate of his former lieutenant. H o st a C a rp e t-b u g S e n a to r w a s elect­ ed. NO. 6. TUNE 17, 1874. For the benefit of subscribers in certain localities, we issue a second edition of the D emocbat on every Baker City, Oregon. WATCHMAKER AND JL v VELER, Monday morning, which contains all ^ W e are now prepared to do all kinds of he Proprietors respectfully the news of importance received at ESTABLISHED IN BAKEB CITY IN 1867, T0 B W OEK on short notice and at reason»- inform the Public that they have pur­ Keeps constantly on hand a well assorted £ rates chased the Baker City Hotel, and have fitted this city up to Saturday noon. H E ♦ a In the United States Senate is Senator from a Southern State, who appears and probably is, more stu­ pid than even the President himself. He has never been known to say any thing in the chamber, except “ aye” and “ no,” and is of no more use, as the representative of a State, than would be a man of putty. He wears a brown curly wig, and has a dull fishy eye, which denotes anything buc intelligence. I was told, a day or two since, how he came to get in the United States Senate. At the time the negroes and carpet bag legislature were about to elect a Sen­ ator, he was a resident of the State to which he is now aceri dited. He desired to be elected ; brtt even the corn field darkeys in the legislature knew he was wholly incompetent— and declined to give him their sup­ port. At that particular time, how­ ever, the State treasury was wholly without funds, and the members saw no prospect of getting pay for tbeir invaluable services. At this junct­ ure, a brother of the Senatorial aspi­ rant, a wealthy merchant of New York, made his appearance, and of­ fered to advance the salaries of the members of the legislature, provid­ ed they would agree to elect hi» brother to the United States Senate. The proposition was at once agreed to, and thp-present incumbent was duly elected. A. F. B. BURLESQUE. T he G ru n ge—E xp osition o f th e secret« w itliin the Gate«. The Drover’s Journal gives the following account of granger’s initi­ atory ceremonies: On being brought into the ante room of the lodge, I was told that I had been balloted for and accepted. My informant, who was securely masked by what 1 afterward learned was a large burdock leaf perforated with boles for the eyes, told mo that if I valued my life it would bo nec­ essary for me to strip. As I did consider that of considerable worth to me, and as he italicized his wish­ es by carelessly playing with a seven shooter, I withdrew from my gar­ ments with eagerness. My masked friend then furnished me with rega­ lia of the first degree—called the “ Festive Ploughboy,” w'hich con­ sisted merely of one large cabbage leaf, attached to a waist band of po­ tato vines. Iu this airy costume I was conducted to the door where my companion gave three distinct raps, (I was securely blindfolded by bind­ ing a piece of rntabago over each eye.) A sepulchral voice from with­ in asked, “ Who comes?” My guide answered, “ A youthful agriculturist who desires to become a granger.” Sepulchral Y .—“ Have you looked him carefully over?” Guide—I have, noble gate keep­ er.” S. Y .—Do you find any agricultu­ ral marks about his person?” G . - “ I do.” S. V .—‘ What arc they?’ G.—‘The candidate has carroty hair redish whiskers and a turnip nose.’ S. Y .—‘Tis well. Why do you de­ sire to become a granger!’ G. (answering for candidate) — ‘That I may be better able to harrow up the feelings of the rascally poli­ ticians.’ S. Y .—‘ Yon will briDg in the can­ didate. My worthy stripling, as you cannot see, I will cause you to feel that you are received at the door on the three points of a pitchfork, piercing the region of the stomach, which is to teach you the three great virtues—faith, hope, and charity.— Faith in yourself, hope for cheaper farm machinery, and charity for the lightning rod peddler. You will now be harnessed, and in represent­ ation of the horse, Pegasus, will be tested as to endurance and wind.’- - The candidate is here attached to a small initiation plow, by means of a hempen harness. A dried pumpkin vine is put in your mouth for a bit and bridle—he is made to get down on all fours, the guide seizes the bri­ dle, and urged on by a Granger with a Canada thistle, which vigorously applies at the terminus of the spine, the candidate is galloped three times around the room, while making the circuit the members arise and sing: “ Get up and dust you bully boy, W ho wouldn’ t be a granger? If the thistles prick don’t give you joy, To feeling you must be estranged-ah.” After this violent exercise he is rubbed dry with corn cobs, and bees waxed, then thietled, and brought up standing before the great chief, the most worshipful pumpkin head. M W. P. H.—“ Why do you de­ sire to be a granger?” Candidate (answering for himself) —“ That I may learn to extinguish sewing machine agents.” M. W. P. H.—“ Hare your hands been hardened with toil?” Candidate—“ Not extensively, but then I am not running for office.” M. W. P. H .—-‘Tis well, for our lodges contain several who are sup posed to be ready to sacrifice them­ selves for the good of their constitu­ ents. Do you feel pretty smart this evening?” Candidate—‘Yes, where the bustle goes on.” M. W. P . H. (savagely)—‘ Give me a chaw of tobacker.’ Candidate searching himself thor­ oughly but as there is no place about him to stick a pocket tries to explain, but the most worshipful pumkin head interrupted him with —‘ never mind my dear young friend —I am well aware that in your pres- One square or less, one insertion,........ Each additional insertion,............................... t -QO One square three m ouths,..................... f. Business Advertisements by the month Quarter column..................................... JS ; Half co lu m n ,......................................... One colum n,....................................... . • -ly Ten per cent, additional on advertisements to which a special position is guaranteed. K 'f'T h e space o f one Inch, up and down the column, constitutes a square. X. B.— All debts due this office are payable in Coin, unless otherwise expressly agreed. ent condition you can no more furn­ ish your friends with the weed than Adam could be comfortable in a plug hat and tight boots. It is merely to teach you that great lesson of econo­ my—doing to others as you would like to have them do to you. You will now be conducted to the most worthy squash producer, who will teach you the grand hailing sign of distress. The sign my worthy broth­ er, will insure you against many of the ills of the agriculturist—among others, against droughts, and being bit by the ferocious grass hopper.” The candidate is now conducted to the most eminent squash producer, who thus says: “ My worthy broth­ er, I will now invest you with the order of the festive ploughboy, which you have well won by your heroic achievement while harnessed. May you ever wear it with pleasure to j’onrself, and may it be the means of terror to your enemies. (The M. E. S. P. proceeds to invest the cand­ idate with the regalia of the festive ploughboy, which consists of a long tomato necklace.) The grand hail­ ing sign of distress is made by gent­ ly closing the left eye, laying tiro right forefinger along side the nose and violently wagging the ears. It requires practice, but the advanta­ ges are immense. It also lias an im­ portant signification, which you will do well to heed. The closing of the eye signifies that in all your dealings with mankind you are bound to have an eye to business. Laying the fin­ ger along side the nose is emblem­ atic of wisdom and places you at once amongst the knowing ones.— This is extremely handy in prognos­ ticating new weather and saves the wear and tear of almanacs. Wagg­ ing the ears signifies sublimity of purpose, and is thought to be em­ blematical of childhoods happy hours. It is supposed by some pro­ found scholars to have a disreference to apple dumplings, but this fact is somewhat obscured by the dust of ages. In token that you are one of ns you will now be branded. tL 13 ceremony is very impressive and consists of two brands. They are both applied," “ while the iron is hot,” and consists of one letter of the alphabet each. The first is a large letter S. on which you will please sit while the other letter is applied to the stomach. The letter S. my worthy chicken, signifies scooped, and refers to railroad m o­ nopolies. It is also supposed to in­ dicate the seat of learning—the spot where the old time teacher hunted for brains with the ferule. The sec­ ond letter is C. and is applied, as I said before to the stomach, it has a double meaning. First, the. appli­ cation is an agricultural one. “ corn crib,” and has reference to the stom­ ach as being the great receptacle for Bourbon Whiskey. But brother, do not be diligent in finding a home market for your corn. The second application of the letter C. my dis­ tracted infant, is got hold of as fol­ lows: When one granger desires to ascertain for sure if there is another of the order in the room he raises himself by the slack of his— of his unmentionables—scratches off* hia thigh with his near hoof, and re­ marks in a voice of thunder ' ’Are there any grangers about?” The an­ swer is ‘Jesse Wap.’ The inquirer then says, ‘let us see’ (letter (J.) and the other party must immediately pull out his stomach and disclose the brand. These brands are applied in Buch a manner that I am enabled to ass are you that they will wash.” I was here interrupted, Mr, Editor, by a volley fired in at the open win­ dow, evidently intended for me.— Fortunately I escaped without a scratch, and what is of more conse­ quence, succeeding in fetching off my precious manuscript. This is about all there is in the ceremony of any importance—I must leave the country at once; armed men are at my heels—they know I am writing to expose them. You may hear from me again by mail, if I should deem it best to expose the other degrees — until then adieu. From your sacred friend. B. P ole . Notice—This ceremony of initia­ tion is used during the absence of the lady members. Their initiatory ceremonies are entirely different, be­ ing much simplified, as they should be. If a lady ia a red cloak were to cross a field in which was a goat, what wonderful transformation probably take place? The goat would turn to but-her and the lady into a scarlett runner. An editor, who speaks with the air of a man who has discovered a new fact by experience, says that the new way to prevent bleediDg at the nose is to keep your nose out of other peoples business. A man who fell into a vat of boil­ ing lard and got out alive, says that it was not an unpleasant sensation after the first moment, but he tho’t what a mighty queer shaped dough- uut he would make. “ Boy, is that a licensed dog?” ask­ ed Detroit policeman. “ No,” said the youngster, “ he’s a rat terrier dog and I ’m taking him down to have hia teeth filed.”'