cm o rat.
If I had a Bon who would smoke cigar
ettes,
I'd instill bim
With thoughts of the evils the habit
begets,
And I'd fill him
'With dread of it all. How to flee Irom
its nets
I would drill him.
And if that did no good, without any
regrets,
I would kill him.
L. A. W. Bulletin.
It will be a great relief when the pub
lie is premitted to hear something besides
Corbett. Fitzsimrcons and Durrant.
It is about time we had a change.
Speaking of national parks, the Globe
Democrat remarks that the Yellow t one
National Park is one of the greatest nat
ural wonders, and much has been done
to make the trip through it comfortable
and enjoyable. But according to the re
port of the superidtendent, the number
of visitors is decreasing instead of in
creasing. In 1890, it was nearly 4000 ; in
1893, it was 8078 ; last year it was 1633 ;
and this rear up to July 25, it was only
423. And yet the travel to Europe grows
larger every year, while this and
other interesting regions of our own
country are neglected.
1 he Salem Journal is exceedingly sar
castic It says on the subject of that
$100,000: Another batch of bills by law
yers and other leeches of the co potation
are now stacked up, of nearly $100,000.
Whalley as referee, who got a $4,060 slice
first cut, now wants a tid-bit of $500 more.
Give it to him Mr. Referee 1 Only, keep
enough for yourself 1
Whalley was a past referee. Woodcock
is no referee. The political pets and
favorites must all bepaid. The several
referees, receivers and ther lawyers
will take the $100,000 the road sold fo:
It will take a relief bill by the legislature
and several fat jobs of a political charac
ter to pay all these fellows.
AttemtpsatWit.
First Chicago Alderman: "Did you
catch the chairman's eye?" Second
Chicago Alderman : "No ; only the point
of bis jaw." Detroit Tribune.
Bixby: "What idiots girls are when
they imitate men!" Marie (flattered) ;
"Do you think so? That proves how
' excellent the imitation is' Truta.
"I am moving today because I could
not pay the rent." "That's first rate.
Iam moving for the same- reason. Let's
change quarters." Fliegende Blaetler.
"Green tea or black, miss?" inquired
the shopman, in a sort of medico- beside
manner. I don't think it matters,"
said the girl ; "missus is color blind."
Fort Worth Gazette.
New office boy :"A man called here to
thrash you a few minutes ago." "What
did you say to him?" Boy: "I told him
I was very sorry you weren't in. Lon
don Judy.
Burnley: "What you eburch people
need is more tolerance in your religion."
Goodley: "I fancy we don't need it any
more than you need religion in your tol
erance." Detroit Free Press.
Teacher: "Can anyone explain how
the world is divided?" Willie (with very
important air): "Between them that's
got it and them that wonld like to
have it ""Harper's Bound Table.
Baby Ethel: What was I cryinic about,
msEma, when 1 went to sleep?" Mam
ma: "Because I wouldn't let vou have
your new dolL" Baby Ethel : "Oh, yes
Boo-hoo! boo-hoo!' Harper's Bazar.
"Are you very boey ?' "No, sir. What
can we do for you?" "1 notice that the
advertisement in the window says yon
have 10.000 overcoats ior sale. Can
try them on?" Fliegende Blaetter.
Washington Letter.
From our rvulr Correspondent.
Washington, Oct. 21st,1895.
On to Atlanta! The distinguished
party, including the Treeident, his en
tire Cabinet and most of the ladies of
the Cabinet families, which left here
tonight on a special train for Atlanta,
carried no bauners, braes bands or other
implements of war, bat their arrival will
be haiied with much more delight by
the citizens of Georgia's metropolis than
wasan ither party which visited the
sime city something like thirty-one years
ago, amid the roar of cannons, the raW
tling of drnme, the blare of trumpets
and waving of,flags. Mrs. Cleveland did
not go. She was too good a mother to
leave the baby, and it was deemed in
judicious for eo young a miss to mate
sujh a long railroad journey. Secretary
Oiney had a long conference today with
the wifa of ex-Consul Waller, who was
sentenced to twenty years in prison by a
French Court-martial for his alleged in
terference with French military opera
tions in Madagascar. Mrs. Waller, who
oulv reached Washington this morning,
from Madagascar, via France, told the
secretary the whole story from her side
After the interview she expressed her
self as being perfectly satisfied that the
administration was doing, and would
continue to do everything that it could
properly do for the relief of her husband.
It is really amusing to hear the fears
expressed by some of the republican sen
ators, that they will be compelled, when
cougress meets to reorganize the Senate
and taite charge of the committees, thus
.becoming responsible for legislation
without the majority to pas it. Fray,
who is going to compel them to assume
Bach responsibility? Surely not the
democrat", who are probably willing,
although not anxious, to allow things to
remain as they are; nor the populists,
unless they can make a deal for their
own benefit If there., is any compelling
it wiil be done by republicans.
In order to keep the fine gun-making
plant at the Washington Navy Yard in
operation, it lias been decided to make
the three-inch 'field gnri", which are
needed for the Navy there. About one
hundred of these guns will be made.
The Navy Department had authority to
have then? made by contract, but when
the I'M? were received it was found that
they could be made by the government
just an cheep or cheaper, and the keep
ing together of the akilled force of me
chanics which are employed in the gov
ernment gun shop turned the scales in
favor of having the work done there.
While I do not krow that Senator
Sherman has chosen this time for the
publication of his recollections during
forty years in office with the special idea
of Injuring one Benj. Harrison, there are
leasons which squint that way. Bor
instance, Mr. Shermnn charges in his
book, without any ifs, ands. or buls, that
Mr. Harrison's nomination for the presi
dency in 1883 was brought about by a
corrupt bargain with one man who con
trolled the New York delegation.
Esauimaux women never scold. That
is the place for some Oregonians then.
Recently a Kentucky coup'e walked
thirty miles to get married. frothicg
in that to boast of.
The United States and England will
not do any fighting over Alaska. In the
first place this is not a fighting era.
That third term cry again bobs up;
but it is only agitated for political ef
fect. There is nothing in it.
An exchange save that "while the
President has been catching fish bis ad
ministration has been catching .'
The Portland exposition has been a
great success this year. Linn count,, did
her share toward making it worth seeing.
$800,000 was paid out in wages on the
new Astor residence in New York City.
That is the way tor millionaires to spend
money.
Three Sau Francisco newspapers have
subscribed $21,000 for the National Re
publican Convention. The newspaper
business must pay in the Golden City.
iccording to John Sherman's new book
there must be a big batch of rascals a-
mong the political leaders of this great
and glorious country. John is undoubt
edly right.
Robert Goelet ia contemplating the
erection of a $3,000,000 cottage at New
port That ia good. It will furnish em
ployment to hundreds of men and help
keep the money in circulation.
A small caee was being tried in Walla
Walla a few days ago when one lawyer
called the other a liar, thief, scoandrel,
criminal and soward. The other lawyer
returned the complinents of the day by
calling his opponent a self confessed per
jurer, etc Such fellows need to have
the Oregon Bar Association camped on
their track.
Wannamakers son recently spent $20,
000 for a dinner and Mrs. W. K. Van-
derbilt $30,000 for a party, while a Cen
tral Point man is in jail for stealing 32
cents worth of flour to keep his family
from starving. Ah exchange thinks that
ia unfair, so it is in one sense ; but all the
same it seems sort of pleasant to see the
Vanderbilts keep their money in circa
lation.
An exchange says all the honey
married life is condensed into the honey
moon. Only true in some cases. There
are many couplet married for years wboee
happiness far exceeds that of the honey
moon period, tnenitis merely an ex
periment, a gushing era, and the more
gush the shorter the honeymoon. There
have been honey moons that lasted
lifetime.
These public mediuov.slic exhibitions
are the worst fakes out considered as the
work of spirits, for everybody knows
that as clever as they are they are mere
tricks. If presented as a clever exhibi
tion without any claim to the assistance
of spirits then they are just as legitimate
as any legerdemain show. Depend eo it
if spirits ever appear they do sot make
fools of themselves, and are not in the
show busines.
In the special election held in the Tenth
Congressional District of Georgia the
other day. Major fJiack. Democrat, was
elected over Tom Watson, Pnpuliet, by
1,602 votes. At the regular eleclioa in
November last Major Black was declared
elected, but as therb were charges of
fraud, he agreed to resign and run it over
again. In this election he declared
squarely for the free coinage of silver at
16 to 1.
Experts report that it is impossible to
send a telegraphic dispatch through the
Hoosac tunnel, four and one half miles
from North Adams, Mass. It has been
tried with all kind of wires, and with a
cable such as is used under the ocean, bat
in vain. The telegraph wires in conse
quence of this curious condition, have
been carred over the surrounding moun
tains. A earful exploration has been
made, but no magnetic or other ore has
been found to interfere wi'.b a transmut-
sion of a message.
An Alaska paper says that Boise City,
Idaho, lays claim to being the only town
in the world whose streets are sprinkled
with boiling water and whose houses
are supplied with hot water from never
falling boiling springs, says the Alaska
Mining Record, Boise City can revel in
her heat, we do not wish to rob her ot a
single breeze, for we Alaskans love our
icebergs that float continually before us
and strand on the beach in front of our
doors. Our never failing glaciers fur
nish ns with the rarest of old ice for our
morning cock tails, our noon lemonades
and our evening ice creams in which
cooling luxuries we North polites revel.
Our friends in Boise City when they are
completely boil ad out are cordially in
vited to come to Alaska and cool off.
At Baltimore.
Editor Democrat: ,
Several new features have bet n intro
duced at the Baltimore convention just
held by the "National Woman's Chris
tian Temperance Union." One is the
stereoptican pictures of far off lands,
b.ingin? near the places to be entered
into by the monster petition. The thresh
olds and doorways of palaces and parlia
ments acoss which it will be carried, to
gether with seme of the people of the old
orient King Hbama, for his fame, who
has entreated with tears that the ''fire
water" shall not be brought to his peo
ple on the West African coast, "to make
them mad '' Some of the scenes of pres
ent day enactment have been depicted;
such as the hunted Armenian writhing
under the heel of the fiendish Mussul
man. And Miss Helen Potter by ber
wonderful impersonation, will have
brought to life again the greatest tem
perance orator the world has ever known
John B. Uough.
There will have been a j ageant of
states, when each state will have spoken
its own motto, and scng its own eong to
its own music.
This is but the beginning of the W.
C. i V., '"yet today Mies W'illard says."
it is a'great Saint Catherine wheel-window
blazing upon the facade of the nine
teenth rentnrv. J" fi-r'ipncVions reach
O it to v-'i ciii. i A iiaiiuii ou the face
ot the globe and upon its tracery throb,
not tbe dUmembered body of a Saint
Catherine, but the throbbing hearts of
near half a million women, set there Jd
a sacrament of love for "God, and Home
and K very Land." -
An interesting law case has been sprung
at Ashland, Wis,, in which the widow of
a laboring- man died of.typhoidfever, has
sued the waterworks company for dam
ages, alleging that defendants permitted
the wr.ter to become pelluted.
In a Quandary.
The Salem Post figures on a very im
portant matter before the people, in the
following manner, perhaps defective In
some respects, but interesting:
The state board of land commission
eisare in a quandary. The interest on
loans from the school fund is largely in
default. Consequently, the schools are
deprived of the necessary funds to go on
for the full year. That creates a clamor
from the school districts for more money
The board dislikes to close mortgages on
hard-working and frugal citizens, sell
their hornet and set them out in the
world penniless. This would raise a
storm politically, which the board would
not like to face. Besides that, as in the
present financial stringency of money,
much of the property would not sell for
cash, and the state would be compelled
to purchase it. This would not relieve
the school fund at present, and the board
would have much unproductive proper
ty scattered over the state. This would
entail expense. But what can be done?
Teachers complain that they now do not
get enough to pay for the work they do
Clearly then, we cannot much relieve
the situation by a farther reduction of
salaries of teachers.
Will the people stand a heavier tax
rate? Hardly possible with wheat at
40 cents, wool at 10 cents, hops at 5 cents
and dressed pork at 4' cents. Must we
then cut off a few weeks more from the
school years? Surely not. . Not one of
these alternatives seem practicable. And
if present prices prevail one or the oth
er muat be adopted sooner or later. With
shrinking volume of money, wages
and prices must shrink also. Mort
gages must eventually be foreclosed;
debtors must be deprived of their homes ,
and the land become the possessions of
men who were sagacious enough not to
depend on industry and production for
their fortunes, but on the increasing
purchasing power of money axd the ab
sorption of interest. For this there is
no final remedy but an increase of money
in actual circulation. Otherwise the
board tray in mercy put off the day of
collection a while yet Bat the inevit
able must come sooner or later. And
when it does come the problem will be
as difficult of solution and as cruel as
now.
The only way to maintain the gold
standard and keep gold in this eountry ;
is to reduce the volume of currency, re
duce bank credits and bring down prices
and wages. The attempt to maintain'
the gold standard by selling bonds and
buying gold, wih the exception of keep
ing in that way a larger volume of gold
permanently here, is ntter folly ; and
any one who believes the gill standard
can bo maintained in that way i un6t
to have charge of the finances of the
country. There is, I repeat, absolutely
but one way to keep gold here or to
maintain the gold standard, and that is
to cut down prices to fit the sUndarJ,
or, in other words, accept the results of
gold as the pricing instiomeut. We may
temporarily borrow gold, but we cannot
buy gold and keep it as ours except by
. . . ' '"',,
paytn font dearlv with oar com modi-
ties as other countries pay .
Do we shrink from the consequences
conMHjcences
of this policy, or ask where labor will
go, or where property will go, or where
the debtor will stand, or what will be
the consequences to mortgaged property,
or to insurance and trust companies that
depend on this class of securities? The
answer is, the time to think of tbese
things is befor it is determined to go to
t'ie gold basis. All I am saying is that
we cannot at once go there and at the
same time stay away. We cannot make
gold alone the pricing inslrumentand
at the same time, by legislation or leg
erdemain, by credit bubbles, by tariffs,
or by confidence in somethicg impossi
ble maintain a range of prices inconsist
ent with that standard. A. I- Warner
in Sun.
10,(XX is certainly a very liberal al
lowance for Salem's population. Th.
assessor should not be hit ou that pro-
position. In an article in the Journal
Mr. Coffey says: The history of the cen
sus of 1890 explains tbe apparent decrease
in Salem's population. Tbe fact ia no
official report of Salem was made by Mr.
Porter. The population of tbe city has
been credited with 10,422 and which ap
pears in Cram's Universal Atlas, is on
official. The enumerators for lS'JO made
acanvaas of the city and would have
reported tbe population at about 8000.
A contention arose a to the boundary
lines and another canvass was made, but
it was never recognized by Porter. By
some means the figures 10,422 got into
tbe atlases. Had be included 6al;m in
his report, tbe present population of
8alem 1J.261, would have shown about
be same increase over five years ago as
does tbe county.
Tbe Oregonian sets down on the school
teacher who brutally whipped a pupil
while in anger, even though the teacher
was tried and discharged. That is cor
rect. He ought to be criticised. Chil
dren aie children, and the teacher who
can't govern them without brutality
should lie shipped. It is foolish though
to have them arrested.
An exchange accuses some of its con
temporaries of using their shears and
passing off tbe product for the original
matter. Depend upon it tbe readers of a
paper soon learn whether matter is ori
ginal, doctored or sciesorinktumed.
After all, some of the greatest works are
compilations.
Spain has been put to desperate extrem
ities to rais money to "carry on ber
efforts to suppress tbe present Cuban
rebellion. A moderate estimate placet
the expenses of Spain on this score at
$50,000,000 and the insurrection seems to
be stronger now than it was when the
first Spanish troops were sent to over
come it. Atlanta Journal.
A man should be as eareful to fulfill a
Scent obligation as a 500 one. Tbie
should be particularly true of men in
public offic; and right here, it may be
said that men should be kept out of
public office not strict in money obliga
tions. Nine out of ten people will say
ay to that.
An exchange seems to think it rather
inconsistent for the governors of Texas
and Arkansas to top prisfjiiting while
the governor of Oregon care ully reads
offootball games without any effort to
stop them.
:. The Holmes trial has begun in Phila
delphia and it can be smelt clear across
tbe continent .Tke that and the Durrant
teierrtnd the country" verily is affected.
Well who' raid Bob Corsimmons and
Jim Fitzbett were going to fight, anj way?
Can't a newspaper controversy be kept
up a year or two withsnt blows? De
troit Journal. .....'
MISFITS.
A local femalo minstrel troupo is soon
to exhibit at Yreka, Calif.
Charlev Mckel, of tho Jacksonville
Times probably pays tho most tuxes of
any uregon minor inurviuuuuy, ueing
assessed at $10,225.
Pol phis "onto" his job. lie publicly
favors a recognition of tho Cuban instir-
gents.
Now Mr. Mitchell speak out.
What's the matter of having Mr. Her
mann inw&tigate the Calapooia. Doesn't
that need improving?
In the city election in December there
are no more important officers to be
elected than the three councilmen. Keep
this fact in your minds, and don't nom
inate n en just to fill in with.
The Reliance foot ball team of Oak
land, Calif., will play the Multnomahs
at Portland next Saturday. Tho Mult
nomah's will not score, ruey will ie
jerked all over the ikld. Score about 30
to u.
The Salem Statesman i on the trail
of the count'' Assessor. The receipts of
Assessor Coffey for 1894 were $8,318,74,
and for 1895 up to Oct. 1, $7,900.50. It
is thought the total will be $10,000. In
1S90 the cost was only $ 2,ww.
Some time ago Miss Belle Hammond
sued Cassius Barlow, well known through
the valley, for $25,00 for breach of
promise. Last week the suit was settled
by the payment of $1,600. Probably
as cheap as bo deserved.
The Post gives Salem a hard bit as
follows : "Albany is making an effort U
start a turpentine, rosin and oil factory.
Every town is trvinsr to do something
for itself but Salem. The only thine that
Salem does successfully is to keep the
price ot wheat down."
There are some very loud reports
about big strikes in the Santiam nunc.
While exaggerated some there is enough
to them to indicate that there is some
thing very rich there. The Dkmocbat
"predicts it will be one of the richest
camps in the, U. S. Why not.
Speaking of the Salem hog the Journal i
says: the hot is not a pleaant animal
to contemplate . sometime. But if you
study him rightly, get on the riuht side
of him. arouse lus independence, his
T-, - , " "-r
is thrown on hii own resources, you can-1
innlv nti-tlitiAA Al t-,i tirwtrt whAn h.k
not be p but admire the porker lie is
not a daisy or a geranium, but he is an
aaimal ot the get-there variety, and every ) .ujr8t 14 the Chine, newspapers out
time he gets there on Lis own feet he j liotM a :i,tw b, wbi,.h chin'4 'propwej
compels respect. ta reward Germany. France an Kaswa
! fjr their intervention aaiot japo .
OA tramp applied at the residence of j
Rev. Mr. Alley last evening for some
thing to eat. Mrs. Alley informed his
trampship that she would reward him
Mm
;. . ; 1.0 -...!. i .k k;-
hands .n f After ttm heitnev
hecompli-d and was liberally fed. VJn
he left he stole th bar of sn. This is
ih rt tin. rmr et.o .nr ,.t
s ontbreak of trouble. All is aow qtiiet. and
Poor Taeorua. She is now a sad ex-jlberiUjcnsaie confident there will be no
ample of boom days. Even tbe Ledger j trouble PoUic entinient appears to be
says tbe following from Jeremiah fit, orernbelaiinz in favfr of crashing out any
her case : attempt at intimidation at ths very outlet.
How doth tbe city sit solitary, that was
full Of people! 4 rteallar Case.
How is she become as a widow! V ...., .
She that was great among the nations. I .. OHS- Ck!: -J V Beace, of
and princes among the provinces, how is
, ( , tribuUrv
She weepeth sore in' the night, and her
.. tears are on her cheek.
mnnrs!l Ian .h h3lh nnn. A
jcomtort her.
All her friends have dealt
t readier-
ousiy with her.
They are become ber enemies.
Ttie follow ing from an exchange, is a f nil.i t too short for pricting over 4.000,
somewhat exaggerated experience of all f ba!kls.
newspaper men, as well as men in other .
businesses: Lat week a man slipped ? se rmw.
up to us and said he would pay us every i Ciik'agi. t. 21. Private telegranis
cent he owed as if he lived until 5at!ir-; were received in ti.i cdy this evea;nrf
day night. We presume the man died. ' from Una Uradt and Juhan. saying that
Another man said be would pay us in a ' the ight will r-oiuvij come ol I"hurt.Ur.
day or two as sure as he were born. - Braday a s it will be pnie. f v a siJe
Query : IiJ the man be or mere he never ' bet of .V,W or ?U).'X and that Fu;m
bornt Another man said he would set- ' mon-t will put rp his roaney as .xn a h
tie as sure as shootm?. We are lead to
the concturion that shooting is not very
certain. Another hoped to goto tbe
devil if he did not pay us in three days. ImIsuh.
Haven't seen him since; suppose be has
gone, but trust he has not hoped in vain. ! Nw Yoas. ivt. &. Newa baa r ac h
Qui'e a number said they would see us :ed here of a revolution ia Hsytt Pres
tamorrow. They have been stricken I ident HippoKte, it is sid. has retired to
blind or else tomorrow has not come. ! his palare at Port Au Prince, eherehs-
One man said he would pav as soon as
j he got some
moner. That man would
not lie so of course he has not had a cent , when he overthrew Legitime,
since." j Commercial houses iu New York which
do busmees with tiayti have been ex
pecting this outbreak for several week.
Dr. Whites Xew Hair-growing System j ,w bki. s.ii..
fr main 1, I V. 1. IuT . I r.
Sole agent for Linn, Lane, Benton, Ma
rion, Lincoln and Clatsop counties. Add.
Box 421, Alhany.Or. for free pamphlet
on Baldness and Scalo Troubles
Louis Yiereck baa secured tte sole riebt
of Linn, Marion and fientnn Co. for tbe
sale of Dr. White's Hair Grower. Partie
desiring treatment will do well to consult
bim at bis place of business or address box
421, Albany, Lino Co., Or.
Meat cheaper than aver at the Albany
Drewed Beef Co's shop, corner of Second
and Ellswortn street. "Bill" Kaerick
will continue to slice the best meat to be
obtained for you.
If you want a Rood and dean
smoke buy cigars made bv our Al
bany cigar factory.
BORX
TRIiEB.Ori Sunday, October 27, to
Mr. and Mrs. Arch Trites, near Albany,
a son.
DIED.
LYTTOJf. On Sunday, Oct. 27, 1893, in
Albany, the 7-year-old son of Mr. Lyt
ton, of the third ward.
A Gentle Corrective
hat you need when your
r becomes inactive. It's
t you iret when yon take
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets;
re free from the violence
and the griping- that
come with the ordinary
pill. The best medical
authorities agree that
in regulating the bowels
mild methods are pref
erable. For every de
rangement of the liver,
stomach and bowels,
thce tiny, sue-ar coated
pi!! are most rfftctive.
Th?y go about their
woik In an easy and
natural way, and their
good lasts. One ned,
they are always In fa
vor. Being; composed
of the choicest, eoutea.
trated vegetable ex
tracts, they cost eases
more than other puis
found in the market,
yet from forty to forty
four are put up in aach
w M sealed glass viai. as
sold through dnifnrista, at the price of the
cheaper made pills.
" Pleasant Pellets " core biliousness, sick
and bilious headache, dizziness, costive
ness, or constipation, sour stomach, loss of
appetite, coated tongue, indigestion, ordys
pepsia, windy belchlngs, "heart-burn,"
pain and distress after eating, and kindred
derangements of the liver, stomach and
bowels. Put up la sealed glass vials, there
fore always fresh and reliable. Whether
as a laxative, or in larger doses, as a gently
acting but searching cathartic, these littla
" Pellets " are nnequaled.
As a "dinner pill," to promote digestion,
take one each day after dinner. To relieva
th! distress arising from over-eating, noth
ing equals one of these little "Pellets."
They are tiny, sugar-coated, anti-bilious
granules. Any child readily takes them.
Accept no substitute that may be recom
mended to be "just as good." It may be
belter or the dealer, because of paying
hira a better profit, but hi ia not the one
who needs help. .
A free sample (4 to 7 doses) on trial, is
mailed to any address, post-paid, on receipt
ef name and address on postal card.
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TELEGRAPHIC.
He Deserved It.
TYum, Tex., Oct. 29. Mrs. Leonard
Bdl, the 18-year-old wife of a farmer, who j
had been visiting her mother, started to!
walk home, half a mile, last evening. On
the way she passed a gin, where men were
working, boon afterward her mutilated
body was found a quarter of a mile from
her home at the side of the road. There
was evidence of a, terrible struggle, the
body being almost nude. The fiend, after
awuilting her, cut bet throat from ear to
enr and completely disemboweled her. A
negro, Ilecry Uilliard, was captured with
the use of blood hounds. He confessed the
crime, and in the presence of 7000 people
was burned alive.
Promptly Eieelrocated.
Dannemoba. N. Y . Oct. 29. "today
for the second time in tje history of this
state, two murderers paid the penalty of
their crimes the same day fiaa before the
fame set of witnesses. Ueorge 11 Smith,
who murdered old l'hilip Hicbtueyer, at
Albany, und Charles E. Davis, who out
raged and killed 6-yeai-old Maggie Shan
non, at Cokoes, were killed in the electric
chair at Clinton prison, being the 23 lh and
29th subjects of electrical execution. These
were also examples of quick justice, bctb
being convicted the third week in Septem
ber. A Bl Trt.
Chicago, Oct. 29. A local paper says:
The storage battery patents of this coun
try have passed into the control of a trust.
The trust s name is the Electric Storage
Uattery Company. Its capital is put at
jiu,uwjiw. lis Headquarters are in l'nil i
adelphia. W. W. Uibbs.ol tint trust fame.'
is its president. The backer of the trust is
the iiienw-hlluns-1 erkes combination.
Uaeiilton Disston, the saw manufacturer.
is heavily interested. Tuts combination
controls the patents of the United States,
Iwti Warlike.
St. Petkbsbcbo, Oct. 29. The Nova
Yreraya publishes a dispatch from ladi
vov'tock, sayioir that the Kritish squadron
of warships in the waters of the tar East
have been concentrated at Fob Chin, and
adds:
'Great Britain is zealously seekinr
pretext for declaring war upon China, in
or-Vr to counteract the successes of Russia
and restore her shattered prestige in the
Pacific."
Cblaa aad K la OsbMb.
tMnna fi t K1 T .-.. , t k. -I .I.
meIlt msde bv the Grannie todav th.t .
(.(!icilU 0I h in Uwity says the alarming
dUpaU.h of U,e Tin, from Hon Koog.
.ii;-,, .1- 1 '
, r..;. in R,,-,:, .i.i. i
' . .....
, lte anaai jacis, uie news seems
rM,t;rniea todv fmm t r
to be
j u K. Morrwoo. who recently traveled
1 i,ru,h ,;,.. ,w
The I Safe slnke.
Wallace, Idaho. Oet, 28 If there was
aj imrauoo on me pan at ine members
' "e miner s u
vi miur s umun 10 unve our. miners
! ,h Hunter mine Sun.Uy ereoin. it
! BPPJ b the prompt ac
um of Uorernor MctonoeJI, in ordering
be BiihUa 1 prepare to more at a ClO-
ue. and the annitinrv,mnl that
he would declare martial law at tbe first
wprenie c-arv vir gTDut lb ap-
; plica '.n-n to remc-rs the r..(er em'jm of
' d" bid-
i ,o:- , " -' P"5"1 .mnMwoers
"M rrowratlT la UKnnag E Male
iiiatr.-Tii-r to lu emblem. A n artiwal
' t3,n ' 'be supreme court, where
.the
:! t- araued and decided Wed
; te-l.iT. SbMjtd toe court cosLua the de
cixion of ,'udjfe Iteach, there rosy be no
i election November 5. tzr tie time then
reaches Jtot Tinys Juuin say the fik-ht
i:l positively cooie o? in private to Hot
Swings Ibursda.
, is guarded by fie army, which he
; brought down Irom the north witu bim
Iospos. Oct 1 The situation in the
mining market is canning miKb anxiety
Tnere was a further sharp fail today 10
most of tbe shares, and several firms are
knovit to be in trouble, it is doubtful if
assiftance to tide over payday will be ob
tainable in vi'W of today's decrease in
pncea The mining market closed with a
more cteerful tone and at better prices.
lsaseae rrajces.
Lost-os, Oct 2-i-Tbe Times Lhi morn
ing has an article on tbe Nicaraguaa canal
from a corrwpoudent lately there, bo says
it is i.ir the project cannot be carri, d
t!ii-ot!h as a private undertaking, but that
it niiit be under the auspices of some
strong government, which, without doubt,
must l the United Mates, lie is con
vinced tbe cost will be nearer 30.000 000
than '.000.000. It is useless to suppose,
he add, that the government of the states
of l'enir.,1 America will be able to sopply
tbe tkeee-aary labor. The laborers, he
thiuks w all undoubtedly be r.eroes, the
Vet !i-ies negro Ulior being far superior
to the 1 hioese.
' Mare rufal aatake.
LiTTiJt Rock, Oct. 27. Constable A'leo
P. Djtis, of Hot Spring, pave out infor
mation todaj , which leads those who talk
ed wit j I nn to believe that Corbett and
lilzjtiit l.i-ins will fiht in private not fr
from Hot Springs, one day about the lnttr
part of this week. Lat Friday morni; g
Corbett was supplied with oewspspers con
taining inlitimiions thit he was about to
?uit the stale to avoid a meeting witb
itzHmmons. After perusing the papers,
it is related that he fractured the adjacent
ozone with pouderouH stripes and vowed be
would stay in (idrl.ind county end make
mincemeat, metaphorically speaking, of
Julian's man. He at once pitched into
the work of training. jut s if be really
was to light October 31.
The Darraat faa.
cUs FiiAacrac-o. Oct 27 It is settled
that Attorney Kugene Deuprey will make
the closing argument for his client in tbe
Durrant case. He i getting stronger every
day, and, although still a very sick man, he
is better than bn was when he made his
last appearance in court. Tuesday after
noon he will be accompanied by his nurse,
and he wi'l speuk to the jury as long as his
strength will allow.
t Hli statn.
Chicago, Oct. 27. Luke Michijpin was
swept by a brrtic gale tcday. During the
alternoon, from 1 fo 3 o'clock, the wind
blew off the west bhore nt the rate of 44
miles an bour. Small craft had a bad time
in the sea, which suddenly rolled up. The
gale was stronger nlong the east shore,
where all kinds of shipping have a rough
time.
t he rnbaa War.
Havana, Oct. 27. Lieutenant of Volun
teers Berne, with a detachment of 20troups,
surprised nn insurgent band at Aeeu,jat
the farm of Luisa, killing five of them, and
taking three ri ll-is.
The prison at Santa Clara is overflowing,
and 20 persons confined there has been re
leased, A number of incendiaries who
were also amonor tbe prisoners have been
sent to Cienfuegos.
A Prompt Saltan.
London, Oct. 27 The Constantinople
correspondent of the Times says: A threat
ening placard was posted in the palace re
cently, addressed to the sultan. An inqui
ry incriminated 14 members of the imperial
household. All of them were executed the
same day within the precincts of YUix.
Thus the sulUn'i mind was relieved of a
very great weight.
SLEEP OR DEATH.
For Years Ir. BiirsMi
Pate's Celery C0130M
Maie Him fell
SojQ
Publisher of Two Great
German Papers.
Can flow Work Fourteen Honrs
Every Day.
Sleeps Soundly and Peacefully
Every Night He Lives.
Sleep is one of the things that cannot
oe jui ou irom nigui i- nigm.
The punishment lor sleeplessness is
worse than pain. It means a shattered
mind.
It often happens that a sudden stress
of work or anxiety robs one of the night's
rest, me eneci is soon apparent in me
languor, headaches and listlesaness that
ensue.
If rapid and abundant mean are em
ployed to repair the exhausted parts the
nerves retain their elasticity. But if an
unnatural privation of sleep is carried
beyond the stretching power of the brain
the whole nervous system becomes un
done, and prostration results.
Thousands of men struggling under
great responsibilities or tedious work,
anxious, overworked mothers and wives,
shoD srirls who are forced to stand on
their feet all day long, have little diffi
xb. kax araoiiuw.
enltv in couvincins tlieir friends of the
remarkable power of Paine's celery com
pounlto restore their energy, renew
their vigor, and make them girong and
well.
Here is a letter from Mr. Max Borg
beim the well known president and man
ager of the Cincinnati Freie Press Com
pany. Mr. Iiurgbeim writes:
"The following statement may be of
interest. I have been suffrring from
sleeplesnes, insomnia, for many years,
and although I have tried almost every
thing to get cured, consulting the bet
pbvsicians, and even going several limes
to Europe, everything was in vain.
I did not have a night's rest for al
most six year, that is to say, I could oot
sleep for two hours in sticeeion in a
sing'.e night ; you can easily imagine
what the effect on me bad bee-n.
After spending a fortune in tryicg lor
relief I bad given op almwt all liope.aad
when 1 first read about Paine's ceiery
compound I did not have niach faith in
anvthine. But after having used so many
remedies and consulted eo many pKy-1
eicians in this country and aomsvi I felt j
like giving the compound a trial. The i
result was was truly wonderful. j
"The very first night about six mr.ibs
ago that 1 tried Paine's celery compound j
vou can i marine my k-y when I found j
j lhat 1 hJ tix Lours ia euecwion.
i , iine u,,i I j4ati not been
I for so manv vears. I contir
bleated w ith
inued the use
for over three months with tbe same
hsppv result, and although I was fearful
leat the malady would come bark on me,
I can now say that although I have not
taken the compound for months I do
sleep every night peacefully and without
interruption.
Yoi can easily imagine what this
means for a man who works fourteen
hours every day in tbe year aad has
charge of two large newspapers. I con
sider my cae a most remarkable one
and I should be giad if this statement
should be tbe means of helping others
who have suffered like I in the same un
told agonies, and for this reason I give
you full perruiacsion to make use of this
statement in any way you choose.
The eagle soars a!-". ft oDcemore;
Again the campaign cry
Is echoing from shore lo shore :
"You lie!"
"You lie!"
"Yob lie!" Eastern P.x.
Speaking of combination tber is none
greater than gold and silver. Give ot
bi-metalism.
Lady 8 hoi to Douglas has returned to
the stage. Certainly; you can't keep a
duck out of water. .
Th Armenians continue to be slaugh
tered. The civilised countries of tbe
world should interfere and stop the
butchery.
If Russia and China combine against
the laps, tbe little fellovs will have to
hunt thsir boles, or else secure a strong
aily.
That Ohio man's
Heoffer, not Hofer.
Tribune will please
iteni.
name is epelled
Tbe Pendleton
conect its recent
The following is from an Eastern pa
per: "Young Durrant admits that the
lawyers are making him tired." Sure
enough.
Senator Chandler of New Hampshire
says war between the U. 8. and England
is inevitable. The senator is talking
"through bis hat."
AVe have to buy gro
ceries, produce and
breadstuffs constant
ly, not once a month
but every day. These
are what we'live on.
It is a matter in
which we should
PROPOSITION
That
Pays
take pains, for a good deal of life's hap
piness depends on having
Rood groceries,
Fresh produce
And well baked goods.
A long experience has taught Albany
people that they can depend on what
they buy of
l'nrkcr Brothers.
CiiKArxH Than Kvkk. Photos hav
been cheap, but now they are cheaper be
cause material is cheaper. Now is the
time to have photos made. See Tinxles
new styles in $1.50 photos.
Use Dawson's furniture polish.
For Pills and Plasters Dawson
For the best Drugs Dawson's.
"
inkle for your photos.
Try Tinkle tor Photos.
Here
are mentioned a
goods just received
Outing flannels for wrappers.
Ladies macintoshes in blue and
black and best style.
68 inch Boucle cloaking,
60 inch biack Astrachan, fine
goods for capes.
30 inch novelty wool suiting.
See our goods and buy a good
thing when you see it.
Read. Peacock & Go.
FORTMILLER & IRVING
WE Kfc.Pcontantlyon hand a full line of .nets ic.
Collins. 4ao burial robe and suits, in 'r-.adci
t.lch aril I t sold at
Tli
EMBALMING and
fewest Living Prflls.
' l.e :-rtver care of the dead a epecial'y.
2Hso.ic
TEXi'LE
80 EXTRA CHARGE FOB
EXPOSITION
PORTLAND, OREGON "
The Latest and Most Complete Display ever made of the Resocrces, Industries,
Commerce, Business, Agriculture. Foreeta, Mines, Fruit. Fisheries), Ianufai
turee, and Transportation Facilities of the Great Pacific Northwest.
Fine Music. Special Attractions Every Day. Reduced Rates
on all Transportation Lines.
ADMISSION
Single Admission 25c
Chihlrcn Under 12 Yearn lOc
Season Tickets 3.0O
E.C.M ASTEN, S ccrcta ry
NEW : : : FURNITURE.
t SUKK itMlWtl'H Of K1EST
oi on roos".aeta4.car ooaej, mi
BOTTOM
. . ... a
a htusl
A A'bsUaf.OPrTf-.tr J- A- Ci
. V
2
A Speedy Cure
is urgently demant'ed in case of a born, a
cut. or a bruie. That means tea mat
have an effective remedy always ready to
use in caw cf a bum. Its a fact proved a
bundrud times over, that as a care for cuts,
burns anj brnites, there's nothing so god.
speedy and effective as Armstrong's Osr
btotic .-airs- Don't mass tbe tnbtakeof
ever beinsr without it. or of butir-g youi
medicines at any ethei than tSsmmiag's
Pharmacy. Only the best medicines are
good enough and you get only the best
row u.
j run i kg.
ALBANY FDBKITDRE 01)
hwcopo
tdilinwre Clock, - - Albany. Ore.
FURNITURE
complete line cf
OERTAKIXtt
in all its branches
EMBALMING a specialty
Residence corner 3rd and Calsror-is
ALBANY
Red Crown Hilling Co
Is now under the managemen Fa
ward Coins, N. H. Allen, Wm. L. Vance
E. D. Barrett and Samuel E. Young.who
are now prvpared to furnish sacks and
Receive Wheat
cn storage, and will pay the highes
market price for the same.
VIERECKS
SHAVING AND HAIRCUTTING
PARLORS.
H EADQU ARTERS FOR
fiV. Whites jTCAvn lqtt
(lCACl.
A head of hair or no pay. Cures al
diseases ot the scalp Address Box 421
for Free Treatise on the Scalp.
Raxors Honed and Set and Put in Or
dcr on Short Notice.
A Startuno icovkry. Baldness
cured or no pay. Dr White's Great
Discovery ia for sale at.Louis Yiereck 'a
barbea shop. It cures all diseases of the
scalp. Parties desiring to go into a con
tract I will guarantee a head of hair or
no; pay. Louis Yiereck, Tonaoriai A rtt
few of the new
Child rens eider
1 all colors.
down cloaks.
Double width felt.
Cbildrena toques and hoods.
Staple shades in velvet.
More ribbons.
More kid gloves.
run in i wood caskets and
den n t p.ea im r. -
www
OHEbOJ
HEARSE 03 SERVICE
0PEHS.....
Oct 51b
For ExhiMt Space apply at the
Exposition Building to
C. II. HUNT, Superintendent.
- C1JLSS FCRX!TJ!RK
V i -fJil.SG
wh-ca I i. sr. I
i-RICES.
Tli os. Brink
tisllsatr kaatMtktiCsVU r,Fnfi--SsTsUd itc
sstTlfaaA tTwMrsniT. f. t- i t
ALBAUY LNSUEAEE 1GMCY
Dealers In
Insurance,
Wheat
and Oats.
W nave bad move tboroah trainisg u.
an tM Drxncses ot tosuruxe uian an
stberareot in Albany, and can ir.v? oc
more gensce inturaaee tor y?ur eioost
tain any other agent in the city.
Lhstaict agents for the Son. of L t.doa.
establish 1T10 A. D . Phoenix, ot Lon
don. A l.. 17S2 aad ToIH,t:.' U
New Ycrfc. tbe only cvMSpa-sy ue-uinga
c urn r ami 1 aiii-c
it. SENDEU?, i C.. Mw.
Cheap WkkI SawiDg.
Owing to hard tiroes J. X. Coombs will
saw vood chrer thai ever. Mixed wood
twice In Itt 35 m s ; oak grah, tice. 4.
cea: cb 1.1 to 30 ccaU: shic'e cor Is 40
s-nf : 1 cord, 25 cents. Orders left t .
r. Wortey's grocerr s'ore "ill receive
prsiapt attention.
AT
R. M.ROBERTSON'S
FEED STORE
i a full assortment of food for man and
se-vt; also oil meal, grass seed, limejiair.
cement and fertilisers, also Wilbur "a Seed
Meal, a sure remedy for tbe ailments of
booes and cows.
All CHEAP FOR CASH.
ff if T? Let Us Reasen To-
VViVl 11. gether! Is it uot bet
ter to buy vonr Bread, Pies, Bolls, Cakes,
etc, at a reliable store where ther use
only the Beet material why of course i
is -you dont want dyspepsia and you,
never get it v eating anvtbing Irom 00
store. " U. S. BAKERY.
Be Ellsworth and Lyon 2nd St.
C. D. VaxBTtt. Proprieto
350
Pairs Boots.
Kline, Dubruille Co., sold last .fall
and winter, 350 pairs of boots on a warrant
and they are proud to say not cue pan
came back. They carry the same boots
this year and have ou hand a very large
stock. Also all kind of shoes. rDetrchil
dren school shoes are the very best. Their
ladies tine shoes are the 6net and up to
itate on style. They are toe only exclusive
boot and shoe store in Albany. Uivthem
a call.
Prof. A. STARK
Of Will t Stark,
Optical Spccialis.
Graduate of the Chicago Opthalm
College,
I am prepared to examine scientific
and accurately, by the latest and improved
methods of modern science, any who de
sire to have their eyes tested.
Cusick Block, Albaht, Oiusoas.
'8 prroJt
TiOOGH MS
to the EAST via the
Dolon Pacific System.
Throuah Pullman Palace s'eeper
Tourist sleepers and New Retiinin
Chair cars
DAILY PORTLAND TO CHICAGO.
Trains heated t, and cars light-
d hy fin tech Light.
1;- to Chicago i dar. tune to
Sew York 414 davs, which U many
hours nicker than ail competitors.
r or rates, time tables and lull lnlor-
matici, apply to
CCiiau ft MoirrerTH. asrente. Albany.
Or. O
E W Barrow. C 5 Eow,
Oen'l Agent. Diet Pass Agt
135 Third St, Portland, Or.
I)
RECOM CENTRAL
5 EASTERN
TMlVliSMl I nuw -
m MS .! S! m W BAIITC
Connectirig at Yauina Ba with toe
San Francisco and Yaqnina Bay Steam
ship Company
Steail "Faiii"
Al and first class in every respect
J Bails Irom Yaqnina tor Saa
P-ancLSCO about every 8 days.
Passenser accommodations 'nnsarpa
ed. Shortest route between tbe Wiuam
ette Valley and CaUornia.
Fare from Albasy or points westt'
San Francisco
Cams 12J
Stzekagb .00
Cabts round trip good 60 day-. . 1S.0
For Sailing Days apply to
H. L. tt"AUs,Aj?t. Ch vs. Cu.at.5art
Albany, r. - Corvaiiis, O
Edwis Sron, manager.
Corraiiis, Or.
Mexican
Mustang
Liniment
for
Barns,
Caked & Inflamed Udder.
Piles,
Rheumatic Pains,
Bruises and Strains,
Running Sores,
Inflammations,
Stiff joints.
Harness & Saddle Sores,
Sciatica,
Lumbago,
Scalds,
Blisters,
Insect Bites,
Mi Cattle Ailments,
Ml Horse Ailments,
All Sheep Ailments.
Penetrates Musck.
Membrane and Tissue
Quickly to the Very
Scat cf Pain and
Ousts it in a Jiffy.
Rub in Vigorously.
Mostaos I iniarrat coeqaart
Pais,
JUkes flui or Eeast weQ
1?; 1"
Tn ara-
eeiiaarv Be
)OT3oaicr ts
the most
wenderfui
diseorerr of
tbe suea. It
has been en
KirMt bvtl-e
men of
Eurore and
a-aertt-a.
Nsaa Js
yoreijr vege-
iah'.
Has'rsn st-v-a
frwirinfiss
ef she dis.
rharga ta SO
Jars. Cures
LOST .
CeosKwisian,
DasXnco,
sauans,Kerv
oqi trrilcbiss
ef lis eyes
and other
puts.
Strenctbens,
lavtitcrates
and tones th
eniiiermem.
Hadraa rms
rblllT.
Vervonsness.
EmtssloBS.
aaddeveiopn
aad npXvms
weak oiaca
Fains Is ibe
tee. ' kssri
TK. d a v r
I&HB90D
aitblShpeS
s,nteklv. Ovf j,eoo -ptTste eitAtrsraaeets.
fiematnrenesa Brteans usroteni-f ta the erst
staro. It ts a sy mptcen of seminal weakrosa
ndbamnnesv It eaa be stopped ia SSdajs
bythe use of Budyan.
The new "j-ovwrT vas Bad y the Sneetafc
Istsof ttc eW teams MsSsea UsSkai IsjtlHrt.
ll is the strosK-cet vitaiiser Bad. rt vary
powerful, but bannlna. ftrid l Sl OO a pscs
ajpsora paekwees fur (S CO'plaln sealed boxes)
Written roanu.tee triwutbracara. If yea boy
six bcxesacd are ik entiiriy fored,sU non
will be mat m yon free of all ebances.
fcendf elrru'srsand t stimouials. AddtSSS
HIDSOX MEDIC Al. 1N8T1TVTK.
Jonettosi titoektCn, HarhieS Sc KlllaSca
&saFTsaelHa.Cal. x
ADMINISTRATCR'S K0TIC.
Notice is hereby (riv' that undersiraed
administrator of the estate tf Japer Crab
tree, deceased, has fiKd bis Anal account
IB the euny court of Linn county, Or
egon, with the clerk thereof, and the court
haaExedthe 2nd nay of of 1395 at tbe
km,- at 1 o'eloek n. a.sf said day. for
hearing objections to said account, if any.
and for the settling of sid esta'e.
Ibis the 21t dJ of Otfeber 1S95,
Newtos Crabtxex,
WKATHUBrOEO t TATT. i4mrtr.
Attys for Admrtr.
mi
fill I
1 1
1 " t