in WATERLOO SAW HULL. WATERLOO, OREGON. Six miles above Lebanon, the south side of the Santl am River, opposite Water oo Soda Springs. Good road, no hills, accessible at all seasons. Post office, Waterloo, Or. , (harth Ulreciory. U. P. Church. Preachingevery Sabbath, At 11 a. at, aad i'. m. by Rev. F O. Ir viae, D. D. Sabbath School at 2:30 P. M Prayer meeting every Wedncssday evening. Bvahocucal Chpkcm. Preaching on Sab bath at 11 a. m. , and 7 4 r. a. Sabbath School 12:15. Prayer meeting every Thurs day evening. J. A. llolleubaugh, pastor. Cokqrko ationalChcroh. Servioeaevcry Sabbath at 1 1 a. m. and 8 r. a. Sabbath School at 2:30. Pravcr meetinc on Thursday evening of each week. J. Wi Harris, pastor. M. K. Chvrch. South. Services hold every Sabbath at St Paul's M. K. Church, South, at 11 a. h. Sabbath School at 10 a. m. sharp. Prayer meeting every Thurs day evenng. C. H. Carson, pastor. M. E. Cmcrch. Preaching every Sabbath at 11 a. m. and Ti r. m. Sons service in the evening before sermon. Sabbath School t 2,30 r. m. Prayer meeting every Thurs day evening. Kev. M. Judy, pastor. Frssbvtkriax lhcrch. Service every Sabbath morning and evening in Church cor. Broadalbin and Fifth Sta. Sunday Schoo at 2:30 p. m. leaver meeting every Thursday evening. Kev. Isaac H. Coudit pastor. Christian Chcr'H. Preaching everySab- nath at V. C. T. U. Hall.at 11 a. x . 7:30 v M. Sunday School at half past I o clock r. u. Kev J T Floyd, pas tor. FiRirr Baptist Cuvrcu. Preaching every Sabbath at 1 1 o'clock am., at Church on 4th Street. Sabbath School immediately after morning service. Prayer meeting every Thursday evening at 7:30 o'clock. T G Brownsou, pastor. JOSEPH P. WELCH, Physician and Surgeon, TOTooIb's Block, ALBANY, OREGON. Tbe great sirens lb eatag remedy ami nerve toic is the legitimate re mit oi over twenty year ul ttractkal experience. and cures with unfailing certainty Nervous and physical debility, semi nal weakness, spermator rhoea, p r s tato.-rhoea, emissions, i in p tency , exhausted vitality, pre- ,11 IMSJIHS Ol manhood in ail its complications ana mwn wnsiever Ciaje produced. It enriches and purines Ue blood strengthen Uie nerves, brain, muscles, digestion, re productive onrin snd phvaieal and mental fc allies It stops any unnatural, debUitatiuf drain opou the system, preventing involuntary losses, debilitating dreuru, seminal losses with the urine, etc.. so de structive to mind and body. It Is a sure eiimmt-.r of all kidney and bladder complaints. It contains no injurious ingredients. To thoee suffering from the evil effects of youthful indiscretions, x speedy, Ukht ough snd perrnaneat cure is GUARANTEED, Fnce ti 50 per bottle, or live bottles in case, with full di rections and advue. 10. Sent secure from observa tion to any address upon receipt of price, or C. O. IX, kcbersd only of DR. C. D. SALFiELD, Sl siearmey hi., taa Fraaclaca, Cat. Consultations strictly oafldenUai by letter or at sffi-e FREF. For the convenience of patienta and in rdor to insure perfect secrecy I have addopted a pri ate aL-treas under which all packages are forwarded. TRIAL BOTTLE FREE. Sufficient to show its merits, will be sent to any one applying by letter, stating his symptoms and age. Communications strictly confidential, Dr. SPIMEY, NO- 11 KEARNY ST. Treats all CHranJc and Special Diseases. YOXTISxi MEN WHO MAT BE BI FI ERISC FROH THE effcts of youthful follies or huiscretion, will do well to avail themselves of this, the free lest boon ever laid at the altar of suffering humanity. DK. SPINNEY will guarantee to forfeit fSOOfor every case Semtnale weakness or private disease of any kind or caracxar which he undertakes and failg to sure. tllOOLE-ACED HE9. There are many at the age of thirty -ffve.to sixty who troubled with too frequent evacuation of the blad often accompanied by a slight smarting or burning ti and a weakening of the system in a manner e patient cannot account tor. On examining the trinary deposits a ropy sediment will often be found uo aomcuuia biiulu farviciee 01 siuainru win appear, i jt the color will te of a thin milkish hue, again Chang- I in g to a dark and torpid appearance. There are many m en who die of this difficulty ignorant of the cause, w hich is the second stage of seminal weakness. Da. 8. w ill guarantee a perfect cure in all such caaea, and b ealtby restoration of the geni to-urinary organs. Omcs iloras 10 to 4 and 0 to 8. Sundays from 10 toll a. m. Consultation free. Thorough exminatisa nd advice, $5. For private diseases of short standing a full course medicine sufficient for a cure, with all instructions, ill be nt to any address en receipt of 910 00. Call w -Jdress, Dst RPI NET st CO., 71 No. 11 Kearny St. San Francisco, Cal To the Unfortunate! DR GIBBON'S Dispensary. ?QQ MEAstST ST., UsiO corner of Commer cial Street, ban Francisco. , Kstahlishsu in for I the treatment of Sexual and Seminal Diseases, such (as lionorrhea, Cileel, Btnetsire,ay pfsills in ai iit forms, Isu oaten ry Semtsuil Weakacas. night losses by dreams, pirn pies os the face and loss of maubeod can positively be cured. The sick and afflicted should not fail to call upon him. The Doctor has traveled extensively in Europe, and inspected thoroughly the various ooepi tals there, obtaining a great deal of valuable imomsv tion, which he 18 competent to impart to those in need of his services. DR. GIBBON wdl make no charge unless he effect a cure, rersons at a distance HAY BE (IKEU AT HOME. All cor munications strictly confidential. You see no one bu. the Doctor Sand ten dollars for a package of medicine. Persons writing to the Doctor will please state the name of the paper tney see this advertisement in. Charges r so nable. Call or write. Address DR. J. F. GIBBON, nox itvi, san r ructsco. vion43 PATENTS uouined. and all other businessln the.U. S. Patent umee attendeded to for moderate fees. Our office is opposite the U. 8. Patent Office, and we can obtain Patents in less time than those remote f.-om Washington . oena modie or drawing. We advise as to patent mutiny iree or cnarge ;ana we make no cliarge unless we obtain patent. We refer here, to the Postmaster, the Sept. of Money Order Div. and to officials of the U. S. Patent Office. For circular, advice, terms, and eferetices to actual clients in your own State or county, address Cey A. SNOW & CO., Oupositel Patent Office, Washington, D . Otit ACE NTS. Following are the Democrat ' duly au thorized agents to receive subscriptions or money for the same : Lebanon 'f L Wallace Harris burg Sam May Brownsville ...0. P. Coshaw Halsey T. L. Porter Shedd's F. A. Watts Scio , W. E. Kelly J efferson S. A. DeVaney Farm Tor Sale. One hundred and forty acres, nine miles above Lebanon, 40 acres in cul ti vation. 10 acres slashed and sown to rass. Comfortable dwelling, good outhouses. C! eap. Inquire at this ffiee. .CAT-. rii T I , , wlcsaflw7fkffWfKsfws for Infants Mstoria promolcs IHtrcst ton aim uVttruuauS Klntuli'K y. i'nisua tiun. Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, and revorudiness. It insures lusilth :uul natural tdVvp, without mot'iiliiiir. ' Caslorla N so well nhiplivl toCluUlrvn ili.'t 1 m ..mil i.il it us miis-rior Many prtwrtuUoti kUOWU it. IIU'" II. A. An. :t. -. M. !.. (U Portland Ave. Urooklyo, N. V- CENTAUR LINIMENT -an absolute euro for llhciuuu tism. Sprains, lturtis, iallt, sjfee. Tin most Powerful ami iUO 1 rating I'aia-relievint? atul Healing ltemcily known to man. Dp. ABKENET Y & Co.'s V1TAL1ZER. T1IE King of n Known Kouiudies. Hy using- the Treat VttalUrr, the King of ail Restoratives. RESTORED IT IS BEYOND A UOUHT THE MOST RhI.IAlll.K. useful and IV. tnan. nl Tonic W the repr.lu.-tls organs of uoth sexes known. It acU directly uti the nervous svsteKi. It restores debilitated fun. lions of the princljiU rgans of the body and unsurMusxl as a Nervine. It la a powerful, permanent and termlned ApnordUiac It is au Alterative anu Ap erient of excellent fins quality. It relieves weak .1 Mihi in tha ki.inavs i it prevents losses frvun the sysleiu from unnatural causes I it cures frontal headache, pimple u the face ; loss "f mem ory, relaxed condition 4 the nervous sleiu.iudl-e Uon, sour stomach. dUbetes, a.iu all unnary' troubles. Those who have falleed to obtain a cure should liu mediately eive the vltalUer a trial. It is the Kmg ofsll. It has never failed in a single case. The company will pay 500 for a caw It will not cure, no matter whether cnmplicatcd or not. The cuubtua Uon of the Vttaliser is sjch that Itwures IhUi siuile and complicated cases. This is owing to a practic; experienoe of 30 years. Dr. A. A 0a w B gusnuie.' a permanent cure in everv case takeu ui.der their reatment and special advice. Time required is fr..m one to three monihs treatmeut. If the gr t V itaJUi r fails, the money xld for the rcmcly will he refunded or 500 forfeited. Call or write for our Observations on Manhood, which will enable the sufferer to an swer the necessary questions, so thsl each can nve the proper remedy forwarded suitable for his special case. Cosnu LTATtoM PaW. .CtBMUSUffxSa. Irve of the great Vitaliace, , or six bottles and case 10. Si mctfurr to Ct ss M.M.T saa sent by atraass on receipt of price or (t. O. D.) AfllCO suffering trom diac peculiar to LAU ICO their sex. invaluable aid and Ay ure obtained. Our Female Monthly Fill arc un unsxssed as a regulator Sent on receij-t of price, J. 00. Dr. Aberaethy et C'a.. fits Harhet at . Comer Mbih, Haa rtmstelaro. I al ttsTTake Market and TsJsttMh Stree t DOBMBt Cable Cars from the Ferry, etc. G. COHN & BRO., 170 FRONT ST., - - PORTLAND, OR SHIPPING AND COMMIS SION, MERCHANDISE AND WHOLESALE DEALERS IN GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. for the ur king class .Send M tSSM tor pMlagc. snd sre will mail free, rtnal valuable bos of sample goods that will put vou in the wny ( mak ing more money in a few uas than you ever thought possible at any nuainesn. Capital hot required. Wa will Start you. You can work all ihc tone or ta sjre time only. The work is unlrersally adpt3d to Doth sexes, young and old. You can easily earn from 0 cents to 3 every evening. That ait h.. want work may teat the business, wc make this unpernpllel ed oSer ; to all who are not well satiaAcd wc wilt send 1 to pay for the trouble of writing us. Full particulars, directions, etc , sent free. Fortunes wtll be made by those who give their wti'de tint- to the work, tir .at success absolutely suie. Ion't delay. Start now. Address Stissos A Co., Portland, Maine. rm: DR, LIEB1C. frlvule llprnar. 400 Gears .St., Man Ftanctstx Cal Cw.ductcd by Qualified Physicians and hut(t(.ns itgular graduates. sTll e t due st sM.iL-ialtrU in the I btatd Mstis. !..' cxperirnca, tiftct n vil. d ai d purs intoaiue, it it.ie mU) kt.u i ii. at. i nl cures I all I tivkit . t lot i.n: at d Nervous Dissss.s afKCtietaefl ibe lilocid, fkin. Kidneys, fclarfdtr, kxuptinna, ' -. Old hores, Kacibug of the Olads, BsfM M. nth, Thr.t I lone latus,cruianenlly cured ai.d eradi cate.1 from thesvsteai for life. Mattel M l bUIty, Imp Semicai Losses, tiexual leay, Meti tal and 1 bsical V.'eakness, Falling Mtiuory, Weak Ees, Stunted Dc veiu ttict.t,ltr.d:n.ciils to Marrisge tU-..fr.n. exctts or vouthful follia - t sny cace. tjs.-t.dili, safely and (trivattly ewsst Z leans. Wldtllr. tSrI ai d til men, and all who need medical skill and exterience, consult the dd 5 European Physician at once. His opinion costs nothing, and may save futute misery and shame. When inconvenient U visit the city for treatment, medicines can be sent everywhere by express free from observation. It is self-evident that a phyaician who gives his whole attention to a class of diseases attains great skill, and physicians through out the country.knoaing this, frequently recommend difficult cases to the oldest socialist, by whom every known good remedy is used. The Doctor's age anu experience make his opinion of supreme importance. grThose who call see no one but the Doctor. Con sultations free and sacredly confidential, f'ases which have failed in obtaining relief elsewhere -i ially solicited. Ketnale diseases successfully treated. The Ivjctor will sarree to birfeit Sl.Otri for a case un dertaken, not cured, Call or write. Hours, daily, from j J . UI. SO S V. Til , W wo . , iiuiiu.; M 11 only. Send for the aauitarisi Guide to kIltaltb, sent free. Address as above DR. LIEBM. M. WaacterfaJ Ciersuaai Invlgerator Permanently prevents all L'nnaturtl Losses from the system, tones the nerves, strengthens the muscles checks the waste, invigorates the whole system, and restores the afflicted to Health and Happiness. The reason so many cannot get cured of Seminal Weakness, Loss of Manhood, etc., is owimr to a com plication, called Prostatorrhea with Hyperaothesia, which requires peculiar treatment. Dr. Liebig's In vigorator is the only positive cure for Prostatorrhea, with peculiar special treatment, used at the Liebig Distjensary . Prlee or Invigorntnr, wt. ae of six bottles flO. Sent to any address, covered securely from ob servation. Most powerful electric belts free to patients. To prove the wonderful p.wer of the luviorator. A m? Bottle .l ven er aent Free. Consultation free and pri ate. CsJl or address I.I IKK. IMsI'lA. KY, 40j (ieary Street, Kan Frsncisco, Csl. Private entrance, 40& Mason Street, four blocks up Geary Street from hesniey, Main entrance throug Dispensary Drug Store. O The Ultf.ks' Gi'iDH Ij is sued Murcband Sep'., e !i year: 21 o pa:res, e-v x 1 1 1 'inches, with Over 3,IOv illustrations a whole pic ture ealierv. Gives a hoSe- sale prices direct to cowtssatrs aa i '1 ; .4 for personal or laiiii'y use. TUssVW to order, and gives! exact cost of every thing you use, eat, drink, wear, or have fun with. These invaluable books & ie tain information gleaned from the mar kets of the world. We will mail a eepy Free to any address upon receipt of the postage 7 cents. Let us hear from you. Kespectfully, . MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. ST A 229 WaboaU Avenue, Chicago. 111. Lake Superior Transit Co. THE GREAT, LAKE ROUTE 12 Palace Steamships. Leaving Daluth, Minn, every week day. (Friday excepted) via Lake Supe rior south shore ports to Port If nrou, Mien.., Detroit, Mich., :ievelanl, Ohio, Erie, Pa., and tin Halo. AT, Y. Connections made at Port Huron, Mich., with Graed Trunk K'r for all the Canadian points, and Cleveland. jsrie ana Kuiraio wan tbe direut Trunk JLiue for all Eastern p rints. Vary a long tedious journey by taking the Bail and JUake Route. If your ticket agent cannot furnish the required ticket, purchase to Duluth, and our agent at that port v ill furnish you a through ticket and check your bagg tge to destination. :. C. FRANKLIN, If. W. Pass) Aat't, St. Paul, Minn. D.A.CUBs8TY,Ag't,Dulatb,Miuu m V and Children. What lv our Children may ohroV, What i-urca llu'ir levers, makes Ui. in ship ; TlS Cinlii i in. WhM babtSS frr-t ami cry hy turn. What cuivs thvlr colio, Kills Uulr annus: Hut 'ir What quickly euro Constipation. Sour Stomach, raids, t ndicosi i. Hut I'n.torln. r.m-w.-it then l Mortiliinn Hyrup, Castor Oil ami raivcurl ami iiiii TUTT'S PILLS TORPID BOWELS, DISORDERED LIVER, and MALARIA. From those sources arlsu throe, fourths of tba tliaoasea o Uie kuiiian raco. 'tlnvan symptoms tndioauv tholrr xistrnce : Zsaas of Appstltr, Jlovvrls costive, M. k Ilaatl nenv, fulliiesa alter eatlnar, aversion to eaertlou of body ssr utiml, I'.rnctatlou of food Irritability of temper. JLaw sptrtta, A feeling of having nrglotr.l sjmedntjr. ttteslnasa, Flattering at the Heart, tots before tha eyes, highly col ore el I Vine, (OWMTIPATIOrf; ami do- man a tho uo orn rtMurniy that n.-uairoetiy on the Liver. AaaUvurmpulclneTOTT'fc 11 l.t.H have noo.iunl. Tludr action on Ui Kidneys and Nkln Is also nnnnnt; romoTlmr all Impurities Utrough tlieso three eeav engers of tha system,' profluotng anpe. ttte, sound (llgivatlnn, n-gulur stojiia, a clear skin and u vUroruu .IkxIv . TI'TT'a I'li.t. cause no nausea or griping nor Intuit: with daily work and arc a perfect ANTIDOTE TO MALARIA. rsndeerTy where. ane. tHli-e.il Mnrmy 8t..f.V. TUTTS HAIR DYE. GBAT llAIS K Wlltsxrgn changed in stantly toaUbfisar Ulacv hen single a plication of this DTK. Mold by Druggists, or sent hy express on receipt of 91. OfBeo, 44 Murray 8treet, New York. UTT'S MASUAL OF USEFUL RECEIPTS FRrt. withoutMqicime. Hi THIS MAGNETIC BELT 19 WARRANTED TO CURErsr. Sr aW. us wlan mtm i 'Wtaa diassukse jrHkoetmMtrtiM. Palalailtatsaek. klsyhssU, ssr Dsstarr.sis4rbtUts,lssBSaas. fjssassei assVUU . rkcanallia, ssUisla. urarsUihs. sctalWa. alssai ess ifsa kldsrws.ssjtnal atsssassas. lasmld User, aset. ii Hspsa tai saaa. lasatssat. - -'' , assasssi mtT sUa. , TrTSis-las IwSla aaa, dsssjssasla, esssstlaatlaa, srri ussi. strau wr i.ak anas. ete. ' raster, snayii, W two any d'tii'ty of the GENERATIVE OSC A --sjr. Ua4 sltsdUr. tack foi. tmrrm aS If .r, wastlaa weakasa s. smsA all tkass dlswassaef jtassa hmI uatar. trota wbatTsr rstr, tht conttaaoa strsass of MatrrwrUsm prrm. aut tt.r.Bt, tt parts maat mlsn. tkras ta s fcralifsjr svstlaa. TUars U BO ru.lkS ati JO t Ibis s;tlUui.c. ABDOMINAL SUPPORTER. L TO THE UDIES:-K.-5S EskaasUaa, tv asia.se sslth tStatssaaa aftba Lis O EMsr.a. Msasfaeha srl.14 kssllsssf Weak A at Ira. ar awallaa Fr.U an Atdomlna) Halt andapaJrofMasTnctie Vvul bHMMS hasa no BSMHa la tha rt'Irf ,M run of ail taaaa 'utrttalnWk They carry a iowerrui magT alio iwtos w u saaa 01 turn Far I -ass a Bask, las, af tha asaS, La Uaa aad ClssraUsa s Waat araa mf tk r.H. laasanaaa tin la laSasaaa. a af tha Wasata. fhsalsW lad ,1 I ... asraaaja ar riaaata. rata rat. aateiasi aaa- Ir- resraiar ssraatruaiMa. HsrmsrM. aaa ar Ufa, tila Is the Beat AassfJasssa and CaraUse A .eat fanas of Erased MfsjlOa It Is waser. passed by an rthin t- r .r a ln, .,'..). tx.ib as a enra&tsa ssesataadssaautircaofunrrr and --"-" Pries of eNkr r Uelt w i: b Masmr tie Foot Batleelsa, 1 1 0. fsantby szpreasC.O. I . and i x .mlnation allowed. or by mallow rerrlrt of pri e In ordmaa. send asaasura of waan ana tse or uj Km lunusas beau IWTM-T. sent la iattrr at our risk. ThaBasasaea Gartnenls sre sdantrd to all worn over Uia tindat elotlunc, fast arst la tka koay Bka Us ssaay ttalvaale aad Etaairts Mass. baas adsertlasd a .ttsaslrrlfi and stsoald as taken off at nlgttC Tkry h- lj lbtr powrorwrr, aad are worn at all seasons of tba yaar. Send stamp fortha"KewIawavrtvirrtn It n! Ira I Tissl Bases WHhsl MsSlslas." wfth tfi.sisandsot tsaunss. THE MAUWKTOft AFPIXANCK CO- Sta btnba SU, etttcsweos AO. DR. ALLEN'S It rKlVATE PUPEMART, .fCl Siearny ftfreef, nan rraaetaee, Cal., EsTASusiiae roa tiis acicsTirtc aso srssar Cvaa or Ciisosic, Nssrocs am. Rrscub Dissasss THE EXPERT SPECIALIST, DR. ALLF..V. AS 18 WKLL KNOWJf, IS A HKO ular grsduau d Physician, educated al Bowdoin College aud Cniversity of Michigan. He haa devoted a nesstSM to the study at the Itetment and cure of diseases u unin his upccixlty. Ann niio.iic Agfxi mtn, wbo ore suffcriiiK froin ths effects of )nuthful inaist-retions or excess. , in ma- uirer vears, nervous ami Dhysicsl debility, Impo tence, lust manhood, confusion , f ideas, dull eyes. aversion u society, clt?lif:enry, nluilcs on IDs saaa, ios 01 entr.') ami memory, fi&jutncy of urinat ing, etc. aWKemembcr the Oodor liss a Vegetable Com pound, the result of many years spcHal practice and iiar.1 study, which under his sscial advict has never failed of success H the cure of Lost nianood.prostalor s st,, vsVt HIT HOSPITAI. t Wi Itll.Nf !. Having been surgeon Ctaatn of two leading ""jsaaj aaaaaH me to treat all privata tmubl wiwi excfciient results. 1 wish It distinctly 1 wish It distinct I under- stfxsi that I Uo not claim to -rform ImiMsMibiltl to have miraculous or suiiernatural jxiwer. I claim only to 1st skillful snd successful Iliysidsn and surgeon, thoroughly informed in my specialty DISEASE! OF MAN. All applying to me will receive my honest opinion of their complaints no x . ri mei. ting. 1 wlU guar antee a xsitive cure in every case 1 undertake, or forfeit 41.000 Consultation in office or by letter free and strictly private. Charges ressonable. Thorough examination, Including chemical and microscopical analysis of urine and advise, " . Office hours 0 to 3 daily, 0 to 8 evening. Sunday 9 to 12. Call on or address DR. ALLEN, eimey stre San Ftun iJim' PHENIX INSURANCE COMPANY OF BROOKLYN, N. Y. Assets, Dec. 1882. 3,295,826 Premiuin income 2 607,189 Safe, reliable and quiek to pay in case of loss. ARCH MONTEITH, Agent. Albany, Oregor, FOU SALE. Two building lots fenced near depot. One house and lot on Third Street. One bouse and lot on Lyon Street, Inquire at this office, a For Sale. A set of capper for distillers, second hand in first-class condition, will be sold cheap. Enquire of John Briggs, tin- mi th Abany. to Si Wsk mm IrH Bio Wk tmtM. FRIDAY JULY 18, 1884. A DOil Mlifft. Daniel wu a Newfouodluuii dog Ue- longitig to a gentleman In Edinburg. It frequently had money,k given to it, because, besides other proof, of sagac ity, it would go to the bankor'a and buy ita own bread. But Dandin received a owu ui lOnUjsntD inortiaBLPney than hi needa called for. aV ' took to boarding it. This hik n K r discovered in consequence of the doiMi ppeariog one day with a break fast roll when it was known that no one had given it any money. Suspi cion arouifad, search waa made in the room where the dog had slept. Dandie appeared quite unconcerned until his bed waa approached, when he eeized the aervant by her gown and tried to drag her away, and became ao violent that hta muter had to hold him. Savon pence-halfpenny waa found bidden in the bed. Dandie did not give tin his s aaving even after this ; but he showed a great dislike for the aervant who had discovered his hoard, and waa in future careful to select a different place of eon cealment. Stotiea of dogs wlio carried money to abos in order to obtain food are quite numerous ; but the following incident, which was communicated to the Hiiatol JeTottry, in, if authentic, probably tin paralleled even in canine record. A Biistol doff was allowed by a certain butcher to receive his meat on truat, the butcher seeding each penny worth supplied on a board with a piece of chalk. One day, our canine, fricnd,ob aerving the man make two tnarke with the chalk instead of one, aeized another piece of meat, and, despite all the ef forts of the butcher to detain him, ran off heme with both pieces in his mouth A OM.SMKM V SrOBl Congressman Blackburn of Kentucky telle the following story of his expc rience in the Confederate army : Four daya befor I went to the front with my regiment we had a little gii baby. She ia now grown and you al waya aee her with me at any social gathering. Well, in our army the fui loughs came very rarely. When we got inte line there waa no great chance for a man to get home. It waa about three years afterward that a few of us were one night going down the Miaaia sippi on a river steamer. I bad boon sick and wsa returntug to my command, but pretty well broke up, even then. As for money, we did not have any, and the night waa hot ; aa I laid down on the deck, my throat almost parched with thirst. Pretty aeon a little girl came along with a big glass of lemonade. I tell you it looked good to me. She saw me eyeing it, stopped a minute, looked doubtfully at me, and finally came tap to my aide. "You look 'as if yon want ed something to drink," aha said, and oflered me the glass. It wasn't quite the up. am thing to do, but I took it and banded it back to her empty. It waa like nectar to me. Then I thanked the little creature aud aent her away. Soon after, juat like every child, abe came back leading her mother to see the poor aoldier. By Jupiter, it waa my wife, and the girl waa the baby whom I bad laat seen as a baby but juat born. You can imagine the reunion. They were with my brotber'a family and happened to be going down the river. That waa the only time during the four years' fighting that I aaw my wife and baby, and under tbeae circum stances what man would ever forget R BsAD.TNE oi sicr. TIRXa, r ma reavsAv Tbe wot Id ia full of fatalists. It is an easy and comfortable heliet. I have bean told a peculiar anecdote on tbe subject. At a frontier post tbe officers' men was engaged in an ardent discus sion. Wine had been freely partaken of, and, with one of tbe atrane capricea of iotoxicationthere waa philosophy at the bottom of the glass. The Mabotua Unreligion waa tbe subject of argu ment. Muaaulmana believe in fate ; for tbem a man's deatiny ia written above, the time of his death is set, and nothing can advance it. Every one had something to advance or relate in pro or con argument. In answer to one ef the officers, who demanded to knov of what use and to what purpose was reason and its controlling power, if we were born with the tag of our deatiny attached, another a newcomer arose and said: "Gentlemen, what ia the use of discussion ?vMake a practical teat of the question. Take me aa a subject. . Can a man willfully dispose of his life, or is the fatal moment cho sen by a higher power ? Try the ques tion on me! Who will conduct the expe riment ?" one answered. Ihen some one proposed a wager. ''Done," was tbe answer. The subject drew a pistol, showed that it was loaded, and held it to his temple. "Twenty dollars, believe ? Who will pay if I lose 1" Ha pulled tba trigger and the' pistol missed firo. "A joke !" cried the crowd. The fatalist smiled. He reoocked the pistol, and with a steady hand aimed at the clock on the wall, He 6red,and the bullet went right through the center of the dial. "Apologize now," said he, "I have won the bet. I always did believe in fate." In 1888, at the very latest, he as serts the canal will be finished. PERSON a I.. Thacknrny'H wlfo la still living, It la Mid. 8ho became hopelessly lo- sano many years before tho novelist's death. The Frlrce of Orange, who died recently, owned sixty parol". Tnere It a suspicion that he wan talked to death. Richard Wagner's tielrs have refits- ed in offer of $00,000 for tho exclus ive right to perform ParIfal" In America. liartheldl took for the model of his statue of Liberty, which is to enllgh ton New York Harbor and tho rest of the world, bis own mother. Senator Bharou of Nevada wears a shocking bad hat. None but the wealthy can enjoy an old tllo without submitting to Insulting remarks. Tho ex-Queen and King of Naples, who have been living In poverty since they were driven from their thrones, are now rejoicing over $0,000,000 left them by them by tho Dowager Em press of Austria. Oen. W . T. Sherman's daughter, Mrs. Duhys, la the owner of ono of tho richest flower gardens la the South. It la at Pass Christian on the Mississippi, where her husHand'splan tion tafiltuated. 1'hlllp Bourke Mir4on Is even more unfortunate than Homer, Mil ton and other blind poets were. He has lest, besides his, eyesight, his mother, his only alater. hi-J sweet heart and his best friend. The. two Peels in tholirilhh House of Commons are said to boar a very ay slight resemblance to each other. The speaker is a model of propriety and decorum, but Sir Ilobert want to ride rough-shod over ever body. He has tho manners of a moss trooper. aa iitsioi mis. There is a body of skaters ai med with rifles in tbe Norwegian army. A Swiea beemaater baa found, by a aeriea of caieful experiment, that when two or three hivea are united in the Autumn they consume little more hon ey than one hive, and that the bees do not seem to suffer from tbe treatment About 1C79, Nicholas Grallier de Servierre, an old soldier who had serv ed in the Italian army, constructed a whimsical clock. A figure of a tortoise dropped into a piata of water having tbe boars marked on the rim, would float around aud atop at the proier time, telling what o'clock it was. A lixard ascended a pillur, on which the hours were maiked, and pointed to tbe time as it advanced. A mouse did t In same thing by creeping along an hour marked cornice. tarsal Land friend visiting from The Dalles aaya: "There la a large amount of good land about forty miles southeast of The Dalles, on the Canyoa City road. The soli Is splendid, wood within three miles o frond, running water v from springs in places, but generally water la scarce.but on same kind of land tea miles away. plenty of water is found by digging. The grass is aa good off the road as it ever waa, and quite a number of good stock ranches could be located as well aa sov era! hundred farms. The land mention esj embraces about two townships or mora than a hundred sections. As It Is oil the nil road but few Immlgraal1 have come this way aud those who eome now can have first choice. There is and always will bealaige amount t travel on thla road so there will a good market far farm produce. Several ho tels and stable could do a large busi ness uaw. Partlea wishing to secure land abould atop at Bait Springs forty miles from Tha Dallea aud look over the country from there to Bako Oven a distance of twelve mlhs. Volcanic dust is composed chiefly snd essential It of silica fine particles of natural glaaa ; that which fell during delate eruption of Ktakatoa held sixty-five per cent. A recent volcanic duet abower in Alaska (Uoalaahka), however, abewed almost no silica, and the duat waa found to conaiat ef feld spar, msgnette and cthtr minerals in irregular splinters. A process has been r cently intro duced for making phosphoric scid and mineral phosphate from slag especial ly tbe slags produced by tbe Bessemer and Siemens processes. These phos phates are of oourse valuable aa ma nure, especially siuce guano is said to be becoming scarcer. To moat children the bare suggestion of a docse of castor oil is nauseating. Why not. hen, when physic is necessary for the little ones, use Ayer's Cathartic Pills ? They! toombine every essential and valuable prin ciple of a cathartic medicine, and being sugar coated are easily taken. A GOOD CHANCK FOB SI BSCB1BEB. To every subscriber to tbe Dkmoobat who pays up bia subscription and con tinues hla paper, or pays jn advance, we will have aent to Mm tbe "Health and Home" one year, without additional cost. The above paper la a large eight page, forty column, monthly papa. , and is full of excellent reading matter. A copy may be seen at this offloe. The paper treats of health, marriage, social science, domestic medloine, hints on health, cookery, etc. This affords our subscribers a cbanoe to gat a good paper for nothing. Those de airing tbe paper sent to tbem will please state so at lima of,, paying their subscrip tion. To Subscribers at Prlnevllle. Many of our subscribers at Prlnevllle have requested us to name some one a Prlnevllle to whom they could pay sub aoriptiona. For the convenience ol all oar subscribers at that place we have left ac counts at the office of J, N. Duncan who will receive and reoipt for subscriptions due or to become doe to the Dkmocrat. Administrator's Sale. Notice is hereby giynn thai ths ttndsrsicu- ed, as Administrator of the astate of Larkin H (.'shorn, deceased, hy virtue of sn order of the County Court, of Marion county, Htate of Oregon, made on the 0th day af Jane A. I)., 1884, licensing and empowering him to au so, win on i rnlay, the 'ZMh day of July, H84, at the hour of 12:30 o'clock p. m., of ssid day, at tim Court Mouse door in Albany, J f 1 a. t S a . . a a a its in laon county, in said state, sell at public suction to lite Highest bidder for cash in U. ti. gold coin the following discribed real premiaes, belonging to the said estate, situat ed in said I .inn county, to-wit t Iteginning at a point on ths sooth line of section six (0) in T. 13, S. K. 1, east of Willamette meridian HO rods west of the southeast corner of said section (0) ; thence west 100 rods ; thence north WM) rod ; thence east 100 rods ; thence south I (JO rods to the pine of beginning, coritsiuing 100 acres, Dated June IHth, 1884. sfOsW Ohhoks, Administrator. 1 III I HI I Mill S'. John's I ,od go, No. 02, hi Foster look, 2nd Saturday of each month. Corinthian Ixdge, No 17. same place, 1st and 3rd Saturdays of each month. llayley Chapter, No. S, 4th Saturdays at same place. Albany Lodge, I. O. O. I, Wednosday evenings at Odd Follows Hall. Orgeana Kneampment meets every 2nd and 4th Friday of each month. Willamette, No A. A. O. U. W., Monday evenings atO. K. Hall. Safety Dodge, A O. U. W., Tuesday enlngs, lu I'otorHoiM Hall. Kalghta of Fythlaa, Thursday evenings at (i. F. Hail. Chosen Kflende, at O. F. Hall, 1st and 3rd Fridays of each month. A orient order of United Tomplara, at ( F. Hall, 1st and 3rd Tuesdays of each month. ALBANY MARBLK e WORKS, STA Hi Kit BROS. Proprietors AI.I1AKV, ORF.UOH. MONUMENTS, TABLETS, AMD HEADS 1UNK8 Executed In Italian or Vermont Mar'de. Also, every variety of cemetery and other atone work done with neatnoaa and dlapavtcb. Special attention given to OfJfJara (testa all parta of tills Htate aud Wahiuglos Territory. Jam Alt work srarrautsKl. 1 7:42 Quimty House. QUIMBY & HESSEY, Proprietors. or. lib tanal '. BIN., PorCland.Or. f .NE Or T1IK FINKsr AND MOST W oosnpUrte hotaia LB Oregon. Conduct ed both by American and European plans All tna UHMlern improvemunU, no Ised rooms, well furntabed, lUrbl. and we I ventilated. Kirat-cl a reading rj mbj, barber ah p. An sat r ail all latest em veni eu : ; BOOKS vFO l C'rpeater,ArehllertM, Builders,1 MarhlnUls Kir. OSBORN & ALEXANDER, S20 Market St., Sinn FrtasielMeg. Merhanirs' Tools, Hardware, and Maebinery. Catalog-lie of all ur gu..lt S9iil fr.c ..ap;!ic au m W. H. GOLTRA DEALER in Farm Machinery, WAC0NS, HACKS. BUC ' CIES, Plows, Harrows, HAY PRESSES, STEEL GOODS. PATENTS Unas to act as Solicitors for fatunts. Caveats, Trads Marks. CuprrUbts. for tha LnlkM States. Canada, Knclaad, sranoa, Uarnianr. v Ilaiui Book about l's tents sent trso. Ttalrtv-sevsn roam' aaitertceeav Patants obtains S ttiroosb MUNN A CO. are noUoeS la tha SciKNTino Amk&ica.v. tbo largest, beat, and most widely elroatated sclentlfla panar. Si jo a year gaakly. Bplanaid ansravlnsrs and interestlna In. nation. SpaoUnen opy of tha Molt-all tto A mer sn sent free. Address MUNN A CO.. rlcuumm A aaa ma M Offlaa, au Broadway. New York,. D. BROWN, JllCsiclOUS ADVERTISING, Discreet S UBSCRIPTIOnST San Francisoo, Gal. "HEALTH AND HOWE." Port Chester N. Y, CIRCULATION 63,000. Edited by W. H. II ALE, M, D Thla la large eight page, forty oolumn. mnnthlV TlSnar. Sllrf 1 (lavnlml In A.ror.r thing pertaining to health and home, marxioA oAiial as.l.Mn. - - - is uiswiaftrj, rawiASki ouirnurj, UUU1USL1U U1J(U olnA. MrMfAfinn. 1 itr,riat n r a if aVaftnAtmw -w wa sssvsatVMtVI; aat V t'V-UIIUUI , cookery, hints ou health, dietetics, and sivoijr idsiui oi iiicuern science inai lenas to improve health, prevent disease, purify morals, and make home happy, Subscription Price 50 cts, Per Year, Address- DR. W. H. HALE, " 4kHealthand:HoHie." Port Chester, N. Y. The above paper will be sent to every subscriber ef the Democrat who pays up or in advance. ' I iaV fataV staaaBafl rt I JULIUS QRADWOHL lis the only exf!naite afeek CROCKERY, CLASS.SILVER AND HINA WARE A Large ifrcrtraiit of Eaby Carriages, Ind a Gboice Selecton of Coffee, Tea and 8ug ONE DOZEN CUP8 AND 8AUCER8 SI.OO. SHELF HARDWARE. OIL, LEAD, WINPOW LIGHTS AND LIME. Tin: HIGHEST n ki;tim i; paid for i a Remember! What I Say I lean. Give le a Gall. GOODS AS LOW AS ANY HOUSE IN OREGON- II OFF II A FflOPRlKTOrW OF ALBANY SODA WORKS, -AND DEALERS IN Imported and Domestic Cigars, Tobacco, Groceries, Fiovislon Candfep Nuts and Tropical Fruits. Albany. ... Oregon, i.NK I - )K BELOW AT TH K OLD STAND. TI FIRST STRrkt, HAS ON HAND AS FINE At assohtmknt or COOK, BOX AND PARLOR STOVES AND RANGES, As sxatf boukr In (lie alley. lie TIN, SHEET IRON AND COPPER WARE oh r.VKKY DHSCRIFTION IN STOCK OR TO ORDER. ALSO, HE KEEPS OB HAND, A FULL ASSORTMENT OF GENUINE GRANITE IRON WARE. ALL OF WHICH 1IK OFFERS TO TBJC PUBLIC AT PRICES, THAT DEPTf COMPETITION. CALL AT 72 FIRST STREET, ALBANY, OREGON. Repair work done TlSn25 C. 0 Cll KHHY. ly 1 1)1 ALBANY IRON WORKS. CHERRY & PARK ESJ. (Sucoaaaora to C. C. Cherry.) Machinists, Millwrights, and Iron Pounders. WE11AVEOUR NEW MIDI'S ALL oompletad, and am now prepared to handle ail kinds of uavy work, we will manufacture Steam Knirinea, Grist and Saw Mill Machinery, anl all kinds of Iron and Brass Casting.' rATTKatSS S0OBT XOTIf E. Special attention given to repairing all kinda of machinery. Will alao manufac ture the improved Cherry A White Grain Separator. Step aa Baker SI. OOrt a Lara l-r Yard. Albany, Gr., Dec. 1, 1880. 1 Mf HERE AT LAST. ifirr Lasts aad Vt rar Wallles atelier la Braaghl la Those whs Need II. "Well Fat," suid sn Oianpe county Physic-tan to a coruplaintng-Irisb latleul some years ago, "for that pain In your cheat y ou bad better fro bnas snJ pat on a mustard plaster. 1 can't lliu.). this minute of anything better Anil by tha way,'' addad the doctor turnlUK to a friend, "I a isb somebody would ii. vrnt a real good plaster something artoailt helpful lor such cases as Pal 'a Maybe they will sumetuue, whoa its loo Isle for me to use It." When BENSON'S CAPCINE POROUS PLASTEK as placed on Uie market about lea j cars ago tbe doctor's hoe became a fact. Because of Uie rare medical virtues inherent in it, ita rapid action and sureresulle, theCaptlne Is fast displacing the slow acting plasters of former days, for all aflecUona to which a plaster is ever applicable. Price ti cents. In the middle of the grnuina is cut the word CAP CINE. Seahury.A Johnson, Chemists, New York. The Great English Kerne- ly. Is a never fallinir curs for Nervous Debility, Seminal Weakness, Exhausted Vi tality, Bivrmalorrhaat, LBbT SAtUSSS, I nu ll' 1 1 in v, 1 'ami sis, Mid all ttrrtblc effects of eolf Atuta, youthful folUas,aud t x testes In maturer years such ss lows of Memory. LaasUutle, Emission, Aver- sioti to Society, Dimness of isioii, Aoiavs in the Head; the vital fluid passing unobserved into tho urine, and many other diseases leading to insanity and death. DB. M IN TIE will agree to forfeit Kite Haadred Dollars for a case of this kind ths Vital rata ra il vr (under his sixvial advice and trelmet' srl not cure or for anything impure or uiju ioua found' a it. Dr. slintle treats all private diseases sucoesn.a without mercury. Consul taUou free. Th wouen ex amination and advice including analysis of urii e.sk Price of Vital Restoratlve,A1.50 a bottle, or four times the quantity If, sent to any address upon receipt of price or C. O. D, obscure from observation and in pri vate If desired, by DR. A. E. M1NT1E, 11 Keiirney treat, San Krancisco, Cal. Sample botUs free. Sent on application by letter, stating symptom, sex od age. CommuutcaUons Strictly confidential. Dr, Mimic's Kidney Remedy, NephreUcum, euros all kinds of kidney and bladder comnlainu.ronon ho. frieet, leouchnrrhoja. For sale by all Urugyists $1 a botUe or six liottles for $6. Dr. Mintie , Dandelion Pills sre tha hast and est Dysittpsis and Bilious cuin in the marbvt. vr sale hy all drug-fists. Barnes Patent Foot and Steam l ower Scroll Saws. Circular Saws, Morteter, Laths, Tetumers, former, etc. OSBOEN & ALEXANDER Sols Agents, 028 Market Street. Sail Francisco. Mechanics' Tools, flardxvaie and Machinery goods seat free on application. For Sale, One half block in asaiaal II Vha1f 1 gt f Kara alty with fair house and barn will be iiold cheap afsm aXTAB k JOSEPH, JOHN BRK.Gft STORE. m io imports and ulatture at reasonable figures. ' Prereatlve and u re. Ihis rvmedy beina injected f those d is easse of tbe GcahavB n-qturee no cbaace of diet ar orpoistsscms meoicioea to V hen taken mm rsvs it is impoasible to contract any I Kit in Ue rare of tlx stalely affllrted with are cuarantee boxra to curs the money. Pnca by nail, rest sre ir Uji . or. 1 boaea for Sm WrrLfen issued by all authorised agent. Dr. Felix Le Brans a 4 a. Hale Prsps, Vt OODABD, I'LAIIi a 10., A H t IWlCaawwMl A afeaSMaawl Eclats-els) sxasd. SafauA Z I OKTXAND. OBKCOX. Orders by mail anil receive prompt attertisB. JTERTOU8 PEBIIsaTTiM Saavara Bmalm. 1 ba. K. C. Wsarr Rasvs ajo Baaia Ibeat hkkt. a rnaraataad ssjeosfte for Hysteria, tHcav DM. (VwvnUicasa, Fits, Kervosks Bswrasgia, HoadachM, Nervous Prostration cstoaed by Um) rasa of alcohol or tobacco. Wakefulness, Meatai ls prasatoa. Softening of the Brain rssmluue ia ia sanity and leadawg to miaery. dsseay ar-d daalh. Preraaturw CNd Age. Earreaaeae, Loss of power in either sex. Involuntary Loasea. ard ITih i ssat orrhoea caused 1t owr-exsrUoo of Use br aaa. self abase or oTer-indulgee. Each box cortair s ess month's treaunent. tl.m a box. or sis boxes lorSiXM. sent by majl prepaid or rseeicf at fcrice. K -l SASTEK BIX ESM ft to oo.ra any ease. With each order received by as for six bo see. sawimpaaiai with fAxn. ve trill aeod tba purebas.fr otje WTTttesj gparaetee to re fund the money if the traafanapfj rfesiS pot offset aa va-sa. aaw aaai i sjubb aslBssramg usjit ua WOODAID. tAlaTpTaT CSS. PORTLAND. ORKTiOX. Orders by map , -JH receir orumpt at' UC4LTU . LeKlrbaa's Cures Chancres, first and second Uie legs aud body ; Syphilitic Catarrh. aad all primary forms of Use i hius. Price, SS pet botUe. Le Kirhaa's fcoldea Balsa aa Sa. S Cures Teruary, Mercurial. SyphthUc secondary stages. Pains ia tbe Bones. Ulcerate d Throat, syphilitic Rash, Lumps, etc.. aad eradicate all diseases from the system, whether caused by , utuuiicut wa at ii sawn w, sspmvw vt latsilis WOSJ CMUtJaA j pure and healthy. Price, So per botUe. j Sent everywhere, C. O. D., securely packed per ax piesa. C F BICBABBS A CO., Atraja. W t ftf San some street, Corner Chy, bain nniria))jt ALBANY COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE AisUAMT, OR. ThA Second Term ends on Thurs day, January 31, 1883. For particulars concerning tbe courses of tody aad ths pri os of tuition, apply to KEV. ELBEBT N. CO MBIT, rreaaaeaa. Aloany Bath House. THIS UNDBRS1QNED WOULD RESPECT fully Inform the oitisaas of Albany aad vi sin it y that I have taken charge of this Establish stent, and, bv keeping clean roams ana psyia strict attention to business, expects to suit al thois who stay favor us with their patronage Having heretofore carried on nothing hat First-Glass Hair Dressing Saloona expeott to ive BC)Udist and hampooed atirs satisfy i tioa te ail Ladies' Hair neatly est JOB WEBBER. IsX BRU1TE for e-ltfSer fAM. ifawa fl i to tha aaat BVtfTr SV lafcn s ssiassaais aasifflswa as wfll reCsasJ aad. 2ue BWIBSB WSaasjawaMBB BWt B stsarss: aorta THE DISSEMINATOR. Published" every Saturday tlarrisbnrg Oregon, SS THA. 1 1ST, Editor &. Proprietor.