WATERLOO SAW
MILL
WATERLOO, OREGON.
Six miles above Lebanon,
the south side of the Santi
am River, opposite Water
loo Soda Springs. Good
roads, no hills, accessible at
all seasons.
Postoffice, Waterloo, Or.
imtt slrenstb
ealag rvuuHly and nerve
umlc it the HgUiMH ra
nt oyer twenty years
J tiractk xwnence,
and cure with unfailing
cviuitttv Nervous and
tdivelral debility, armi
nal cikBa. spermator
rhoea, proa tatorrnrna,
kteMons. e m o ienf
liana ml vitality. pr-
ture decline ajul loss of
. ii.uma anu mmi Knaw.vi
1 . L . . . .
mom produced. It cnrichaa and purine iiw moon
arngt hens th mtw, brain, ruuaowa, qp, re
productive organ and physical mental meulthj
1 ..muinrd .Umtatiur drain noon the
S i it. inv.inntrv losses, debilitating
' EZtaaJ irMSM with the urine, etc . . so de-
... n.i.wt ..,.) K..iv. It la a aura eliminator
..i .ii Mm a.l Wilder oontdainta. It contain no
iniuriotu iiurredlent. To tho anSem from the
i .ir. nmthful indiscretions, a aweedy, thr
:'"iT:.Mr-m,i.w. ,t .-nr. i. or ARANTtUtD. Price
.-ti K..ttu ..r fiv hotthaa tat ease, with roll dl
tMtinu and advieo. 10. 8ent secure from observa
tion to any address upon receipt of price, or C. U. U
t be had only of
DR. C. D. SALFIELD,
SIS Karw; St.. Saa Frsuaclae. Cal.
ConatdtaikHu atrictlT tonOdenUal by letter or at
frW FRKF. For the convenience ol patient and lu
arder to injure pc sct secrecy I have addtou a pn
rale aC tress under which all packages are forwarded.
TRIAL BOTTLE FREE.
Iiiahaai Isa alias fWl Iv o"t '., tn one
xssrrlnr bv letter, stating hta altnptoma ami age.
Communication strictly confidential,
Dr. SPIW EY,
NO. 11 KEARXY ST.
Treats all Ckraatle and Special tseasea.
YOTJlvS- MEN
tirno mat stst arrrwaia3 wow Tsm
affct of youthful (ollioa or huun retiott, will
to avail themactres of tbta, tbatreatast booai
rer laid at the altar of snfferinc humanity. JDK.
SHLNNKY gmrvtoUiWorerrjm
nssiliiili wmrnwaa or privata diaeaiw of any kind or
. which be unOeruutea anu wo; w cum.
many at the a of thlrty-flveo aixty ho
tMhaad with too treouent eractiattoo of the blad-
often accomrauued by a aSajM
. u. and a weakening of the strsteca in a
m MtUt mint account for.
Amnntita a four awilnwnt will often be
ad i b-" smsl! particles ol albumen will appear,
-r the color will te of a thin milkieh hue, aain caaf
lac to a dark and torpM appearance. There axe many
2b who die of ihi difficulty faraorant of the cease.
which ie the eecoodatafw of aemineJ weetneea ua..
Will iruarantee a perfect cure in ah auch cases, aort
healthy restoration of the genito-urinary otwaaa
Omci Uot aa-10 to 4 aad 6 to 8. Saadsys froin 10
toll a. a. riiiianTtartnn free. Thorough exmtnauoi
ad advice, $S.
For private dteossrs of short suading a full coarse
sjisrTrine eafficient tor a cure, with all inetroctione,
wffl be wot to any address oa receipt of $10 00
ChQ aa addreaa.
Bit. SriXHiCT et CSK,
71 Ho. 11 Kearny Si. Ssa Francsaoo, Oal
.1. tkn TfltllflQfa
1U I HI LUlUltuuuit .
DR GIBBON'S
Dispensary.
OQ til'. KM' ST.,
040 corner of Ciasisssr
cud Street, ban Kraactaeo.
LBetabttabed in laM. for
the treatment el Sexual
dSesaiaat Dliiisss, soca
Kaaerrhfa. -lret.
I at rleta r.y phvllta in ai
lita forms, Isasiateaey
.t..t wmIimu. niwhttoaaes by dreams, tu
plee on the face and ioes of manhood can poattivaiy be
cored. The etc and afflicted ahould aot fail to call
upon him. The Doctor haa traveled ezteneirely in
Bnrope, aad uwpecte.1 thoroughly the rarwua ooept
tala there, obtaining a great deal of valuable iniorraa
Uoo. which he toeomnetent to impart to those in need
of his aeryicea. DR. GIBBON will make no
oateae he effect a cure. Peraona at a Hats nee
stK ri KEB AT slOMK. All corwuti
charge
MAT
atrictly confldentiaL Ton aee no one ba. the Doctor.
Send ten dollars for a package of medicine, Persona
writing to the Doctor will please state the name of the
paper they see this advertisement in. Charge, rea
sonable. Call or write. Address DR. J. P. GIBBON,
Box 1967, Ssa Frcucisco. vl5n3
RUSSELL & CO.'S
PORTABLE SAW MILLS,
FARM SAW MILL ENGINES,
THRESHING MACHINES, ETC.
At First Haads.
THIS WELL KXOWK HOUSE HAVE OPENED
a Branch Office and Supply House at Cor, Front
slid Taylor Streets, Portland, Or., where they will
carry in (stock Portable and Stationary Saw Mills,
PjrtahU Ti action and Stationary engines and boilers.
"New Maaeilkm" threshers, horse powers, etc., etc.
write for illustrated catalogue sent free address (uam
ng this paper.)
BVSSEAX et .
Portland, Oregon.
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Summons.
In Out Co-cut Court of tiu State of Oregon
for the County of Linn :
Dalila Walker, Plaintiff
s.
James W Walker, Deft,
Summons.
To James W Walker the above nam eel
defendant :
In the name of the State of Oregon :
YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED
and required to appear and answer
the complaint of said plaintiff in the above
entitled suit, now 'on file in the or&de of
the Clerk of said Court on or before the
first day of the next regular term of said
Court, to be held at Albany in said counny
on the second Monday the 10th day of
March 1884. And yon are hereby notified
that if you fail to answer said complaint as
herein required, tho plaintiff will take a
decree against you, dissolving the bonds of
matrimony now existing between you and
said plaintiff on the ground of desertion ;
also for the care and custody of the infant
children named in the complaint and for
such other relief as may be just and equit
able and for the costs and disbursemets
of this suit.
This Summons is published by order of
Hon R P Bosie, J udge of said Court.which
said order bears date January 23rd 1884.
T. J, Stites.
Attorney for Plaintiff.
III S I I I II laagull
lllUMUVfcWWIMll,
MMkfaoou la ail 1
imartina: or Duruing
On examiniac the
loUlltl
-
GaBiiettit
sBsssBsBaawawaSsSw
C harsh Bir celery.
J3. P. CmmcH. Preaching every Sabbath,
it 11 a. m., and 7 r. m. by Rev. F 0. Ir
vino, D. D. Sabbath School at 2:30 r. u.
Prayer meeting every YYedncssday evening.
EvAKOJtucAt Church. Preaching on Sab
bath at 11 a. m. , and 74 p. m. Sabbath
School 12:15. Prayer meeting every Thurs
day evening. J. A. llollonbaugh, pastor.
Cong HKu ATioj At. Church. Servioeeevcry
Sabbath at 11a. m. and 8 r. at. Sabbath
School at 2:80. Prayer meeting on
Thursday evening of each week. J. W.
Harris, pastor.
M. R. Church. South. Servioea held
everv Sabbath at St Paul's at K. Church,
South, at 11 a. M. Sabbath school at iu
"a. .a . . a a. a a
a. at. sharp. Prayer meeting every 1 liure
day evenng. C. U. Carson, pastor.
M. E. Church. Proaohing every Sabbath
at 11 A. M. and 71 r. n. Sonu service in
the evening MfHI sermon. IMWW BMstOi
t 2.30 r. m. Prayer meeting every Thurs
day evening. Kev. M. Judy, pastor.
Prssbttkriak Church. Service every
Sabbath morning and evening in Church
cor. Broadalbin and Fifth Sts. Sunday School
at 2 :30 p. m. Prayer meeting every
Thursday evening. Kev. Isaac 11. Condit
pastor.
Christian Cur m it -Preaching every
Sabbath at Y P C A Hall at 11 o'dook. a.
m , and 7:80 r. Mu Pulpit supplied by Kev
H. F. Morrison.
O atrial' Directory.
STATB.
U S Soiialors llou J 11 Slater, lion J
N Dolph.
ConKrossuian M C Ueorge.
Supreme Court Judgea-J B Waiilo, W
P Lord, K B Wataon. s
ao'ernor Z F Moody.
Secretary of State R V Kjtrhart.
SUte Treasurer Va Hiraob.
Supt of Publio Jnatructiou K B Mo
Elroy. Cirvuit Judge (3rd dlat R V Bciae.
Diat Attoiuoy (3rd dlat) V II lloituee.
OOCNTY.
County Judge L Fiinn,
County Com rs. -John laotti, S R Clay
pool. Clerk C II Stewart.
Sheriff Oeorjjo Humphrey.
Treasurer J II Peery.
School Supt P A Moaw.
Surveyor D V S Raid.
Asso-Hor N C lKi.u r.
Coroner Dr K. I. Irvine.
cmr.
Mayor-J, L Hill.
Recortler N J Henton.
Marshal I C Dinkey.
Treasurer S Seitenbacb.
mUKX TBVf MEET
St. John'a Ixidse. No. 62. in Faster
Block, 2nd Saturday of each mouth.
Corinthian Lodge, No. 17, same plane,
1st and Urd Saturday of each month.
Bayiey Chapter, No. 8, 4th Saturdays at
same place. m
Albany Lodge, I. O. O. V., Wedneaday
evenings at Odd Fellows Hail.
Onreana Kncantoraent meets vvery 2nd
and 4th Friday of each month.
Willamette, Ne 5. A. O. U. W., Monday
evenings at O. F. Hall.
Safety Lodge, A. O. U. W., Tuesday
r enings, in Petersons uall.
Knights of Pythias, Thursday evenings
at O. F. Uall.
Chosen Friend, at O. F. Hall, 1st and
3rd Fridays of each month.
Ancient order of United Templar?, at O,
F. Hall. lt aud 3rd Tuesdays of each
month.
Referees' Sale.
Notice is hereby, given that the undersign
ed, the doty appointed reiercca in the suit
now pending in the Circuit Court of the
Stateof Oregon for the county of Linn, where
in H. 1). burkhart and Neihe O. Hovaa are
Plaintiffs, and Robert 1. Horkhart, Wil
liam Burkhart, Bessie B. Burkhart and M.
A. Bo ft hart are Defendauts, will, on Satur
day March 1st, 1884, between the hours of
10 o clock, a. ax. and 4 o ciock p. m., oi
said day, to-wit: at the hour of one o ciock
p. m., of said day, at the door ol the Court
Hours in Albany, Linn county, Oregon,
oiler for sale at public anctiun to the highest
bidder the foUowing described real prop
erty, to-wit :
A traction purchased ol J. M. Mctoonell,
described as tollovrs :
Beginning at the northwest corner of
Chum No. 49 in Township 11. south range
3, west of the Willamette Meridian, and
running thence south 1' 39 east 20 93-100
chains to a stake in the center of the road
leading from Albany to Salem ; thence north
5T 22 east 40 07-100 chains to a stake;
thence south 80" 45' west on the north
boundary line of said chum 34 30-100 chains
to the place of beginning, containing 23 39
100 acres, leas all of the land on the north
side of the creek contained in the above de
scribed real property sold to Ann Pay ton,
the balance remaining' being 14 acres more
or less. Also Lots three, four, five and six in
block No. 119 in Hackleman's Addition to
to the city of Albany, Linn county, Oregon,
as appears from the man and plat of said
addition now on file ana recorded in the
office of the County Clerk of said Linn
County, Oregnn.
Terms of Sale U S gold coin, cash in
hand on the day of sale.
Dated this 17th day of Jan., If Hi.
M. Pay.sk,
Louw Cox, Reterees.
TUTT'S
PILLS
TORPID BOWELS,
DISORDERED LIVER,
and MALARIA.
From these sources arise three lourths of
the diseases o. the human race. These
symptoms indicate their existence : Teo of
Appetite Bowels costive, Kick Head
ache, fullness after eating, aversion to
exertion of body or mind, Jiructatlon
of food, Irritability oi temper, Iw
cnirit. A feellnsr of T.avlnar nealeeted
s.ime draty, Kizzlne-f . 'l utte ri n at the
Heart. Dots before trie eves. hie
ta Derere trie eyes, nigniy coi
oreel Urine, C02S8TIPATI02I, awl ue
mand the use of a remedy that acts directly
on the Liver. AaaLivermedicinoTCTT'S
TTT.fJS have no omtitl.
Their action on tfke
Kidneys and Skin is also prompt ; removing
less inrerj v "
producing appe
ar stools, a clear
fkinandavlfl'orousbodv. TCTT VWJS
caose no nausea or griping nor interfere
with daily work and aro a perfect
ANTIDOTE TO MALARIA.
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y a single ap-
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Farm to Rent.
A stock and wheat form of 2300 acres
lying in Polk and Benton counties four
miles west of Souver. Splendid stock
ranch. 300 acres of farm land.
For particulars inquire of Weatherford
and Blackburn, at Albany.
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Tha Second Term ends on Thurs
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1h rtasori so many ean not get
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THE DISSEMINATOR.
Published every Saturday
ST
tlarriftbarp; Oregon,
m. TBAINE li . i Jt Proprietor.
DR. ALLEN'S
I'BIVITK DISI'EWHsRT,
21 Kearny Street, San Francises, Oal.,
ESTABMSHSD FOR TUB SctKXTtriC AK0 SrSSST CVBJi
or CuaoMc, Msavocs asd Srscur. Duuunbs.
THE EXPERT SPECIALIST,
arr.vv ao to wrn. irvnurm ru a um
ular graduated Physician, educated at Howdoffi
College aud University of Michigan. He has devoted
a lifetime to the study of the tretment and cure of
disease h within his specialty.
And middle-aged men, who ore suffering from tbe
effects of youthful indiscretion or excesses in ma-
turer years, nervous and nhysical debility, lmpo
tence, lost manhood, confusion of ideas, dull eyes
aversion to society, despondency, pimples on the
face, loss of energy and memory, frequency of urinat
ing, etc. Remember,' that by a combination of
remedies of great curative power, the Doctor has so
arranged lua treatment that it will not only afford
immediate relief but permanent cur.
NY HOSPITAL EXPERIENCE.
Having been surgeon In charge of two leading
hospitaln) enables me to treat all private
private troubles
with excellent results. I wish it
distinctly under-
stood that I do not claim to perform impossibilties, or
to have miraculous or supernatural power.
I claim
only to be a skillful and successful Physician
and
Surgeon, thoroughly informed In my specialty
DISEASES OF MAN.
All applying to me will receive my honest opinion
of their complaints no experimenting. I will guar,
antee a positive cure in every case 1 nndcrtake, or
forfeit $1,000 Consultation in office or by letter free
and strictly private. Charges reasonable. Thorough
examination, including chemical and microscopical
analysis of urine and advice, 5. Call or address
DB. ALLEN,
26i Kearney street, San Francisco,
9 to 3 daily, 7 to 8 evening.
Cal. Office hours
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FRfDAY FEBRUARY 1, 1884
OUR CHESS COLUMN.
A Mfi' SCKMENT.
For the reason that the obaes column
has not been duly sustained, the same
is hereby discontinued indefinitely.
Ill HOBtUl a MATTEata.
Church musio Is said ay the oboir.
Druca music, and much of the piano
kind, comes by the pound.
A writer on physiognomy says that
lovers ol rausto usually have prominent a
oars, i nis is nrooaniy me reason that
w i
we see so many young donkeys in steal
pen ooais at me opera.
.i tl 1 s a ii hi
-im an wooi ana a yara wiae r
shouted a cowboy, aslbe gave bis OtsQ I
a, I
brero an extra side bitch and looked
arouau ior a ioe. "ina may rj" re-
i
... .........
pued an undaunted lemaie, "but you
WOll't Waih.n I
The Uuo de Moray's definition of a
polite man is bard to realise. "A polite
maa, said be, "is one who listens witb
interest to ta toga be knows ail about I
when they are told br a nerson who
ar i
knows nothing about them."
The Yankee says, "How-dV-do T"
the Frenohman. "Hot do vou carry
w v r
yourself 1' lbs Italian, ' How do you
stand f Iba Dutchman, "How do you
fare f" the Swede, "How can vou T"
the Pole, "Art thou gay V the Turk,
"May Allah prosper tbaa I" and Iba
Quakers, "How is thea ?"
A .k.U.;i ,l.,...l . 11 1 .... I
yui. wVH.n. WMO. l' I
r 2.: e J i I
vu uuo u. wur vitiaona ior !., ciaiwuig
that she was ia a starvisig condition.
in a atarvist rnnditi.tn.
Tba citizen looked upon her pUtboiio
form, estimating the ayoifduiwu of th
soperfluous fat, and aaswerad : "You
don't look like a alarv.ne woman " !
know it," she whining! answered,"!
bloated with grief."
Harry and Charlie aged firo and
three respectively have just bean seat-
ad at their nursery table for dinner.
Harry aaea that there is bat one orange
on the table, and immediately set ttp a
waiiiog that brings his mother to tbe
' Why, Harry, what are you
crying forf she asks. "Be-because
there ain't any oranrre for Charlie !"
"My father s a farmer and an honest
w mm -w
man,' said a barkeeper of the knock-
down order tbe other dsy. "Yes,"
answered his employer, "there's a great
difference between you and him.' "In
wbat way V asked tbe cocktail mixer.
t - . . at a a a u a
"Well, he tills the soil, and you soil
tbe till," was the reply of the man who
had diaooveredja'bigole.in bis money
drawer,
"How do you like the squash pie,
Alfred t" asked a young wife of ber
husband a law days after marriage. J
Well, it is pretty good, but" "But
what t I suppose yoa started to say that
it isn't as tVnod aa that which tnnr
mm i
mother makes." "Well, yea, I did in
tend to say tbatbut " Well.Alfred,
your mother made that very pie, and
sent it to me."
"Vbat areyou crying about 1" asked
kind hearted stranger of a lad who
was standing in front of a newspaper
office, weeping as if his heart would
break. "O, dad's gone up stairs to lick
the editor." ''Welt, baa be come down
yet?" pursued tbe gentle Samaritan.
"Pieces of him haveexplained the boy,
indulging in a fresh outburst of tsars,
"and I'm expecting tbe rest every min
ute.
One of our "city pastors was attend
ing the.Spring rneeting of a ministerial
association in tbe Northwest. A. cer
tain minister, noted alike for bis ver
satility and warm zeal, waa opening tbe
with prsyer. Tbe day, which
he forgot for a moment, was about as
inclement aa could ba rain, bail and
stormy wind. He prayed : "Oh, Lord,
we thank Thee for this gathering, for
tba privilege of meeting witb each other
once more, fer the beautiful weather
which we bad last Fall."
Cesar's mistake : "Boas, will yon toll
me how to make root beer T" asked a
colored man of a olerk in a drug store,
a day or two sgo. "Yes, I will. Take
a hickory stick, three gallons of water,
an old hat, a quart of mo!assess,e paper
of tacks and a pennd of cayenne pepper,
and boil and skim and satin a cool
place. ' "Say dat ag'n, boss, so I ean
distemember.'' The olerk repeated his
directions and the customer brought bis
fist down on the counter with the ex
clamation : "I sees where I spiled my
bull batch 1 I left out4e tacks I"
LKIOIJS V ACTS.
By Egyptian law, physicians took
charge of a patient for three days at
his peril, but afterwards at their
own.
Documents corrected by erasure
are not received in several of the En
glish courts. The corrections roust be
made with the pen.
One of the humbugs of the seven
teenth century was a magnetic tooth
pick which was advertised as a pre
ventive of pains in the teeth, eyes,
and ears.
When asked about his ancestry,
thejfaverite F answer of the gypsy, ia
"My father was a crow and my mother
a magpie," and he will aay nothing
more definite if he ean avoid it.
A Donegal legend asserts that the
reason why tinkers are wanderers to
that one of their guild made tbe
nails fer the cross mfter the black
smith bad refu sed, and in conse-
qnenc the trado was cursed.
iiyrieds of small flies issue every
year from the cavern In which, accor
ding to tradition, St. George slew the
dragon, and the Ignorant Moravian
peasants arwrt that they come from
its carcass. Tho files are very troub-
leaome, and like tho tsetse fly of
Africa, sometimes cause the death of
norses.
There Is a legend that the Jaclnotb
was a precious stone which fell to the
earth when Adam sinned In Farldlse,
and was afterwards lost In the slime
of the deluge, but afterwards recov
ered by uaoriel. At first it was
white and daazllng, Out It has grad
ually grown black with sorrow for
the sins of tho world.
Ttaaproverb "They ssy the owl was
baker's daughter." is found on
ihu riimitarahir. io.,n.i in.
waaasw jivvwviiiimv ivavuu e vwt
saviour went Inte a baker's shop
whoro they wore baklnir and asked
"
for Mmt bread to eat s the mistress
Ar I IS am slwifi L tntrwiil laf ilw t ill t ta tlias
VI VUV SV IIHIUVUNItVl.T ST1 " f'SWV
of dough in the oven to bake for him,
mnrimandaii ho iw.riinoh
sarwaw ff saw s vkb s Banasev ssa ass m m J aspt aai m
tr, who. Insisting that tho nieco was
M lnrif rtul ntMi It ia a vrru flmtll I
I "WW aa BV IVMUVVW fS bjv aj V WSg iSSMl
ttie . thB dough, however. Imaae-
Ulately begin to swell, nod pweent-
y became a .moat, onormous siae
awhereupou (ho baker's daughter cried
nut. Hntrhf hnoht and flow swiv
awwww ss, as vetakai s iiv vkii e sav vv v
tan owl.
NIL lOOUrOat tUILDKIUI
Whenever milk is used plentifully,
lucre tbo children arrow into robust
men aud women. "Whenever the
place Is ursurped by tea, wo have
degeneracy swift and certain. Dr.
FercUSOO. Who haa devoted a.laree I
- - I
share of hlfl attontlon ti thii an blact.
' ' I
' aSCariaillOO, irOtH CarOIUl maftS-1
uriilaof DUtneroos factory chil-
aroD l"1 bw'wn loirteen and tour-
i9ea n lhy noajrly four
UOM taSt 0Q milk for breakfast
tDU ttPP"f on tea and coffee, a
r('1 wuiia shows tbo benoflt of prop-
w uilsU dlotls so suiUbte for
growlng children aa weli-cooked oat-
UJ1 porridge and lliilk. Owing to
ltM y ctigostibiiity, It is of equal
benefit to Invalids, and, more espec-
u,,y dyspeptics who eften regain
nU P'ck up iiosli at a wonderfully
rapid rate on milk, or milk and good
bread. Good at cowa' milk is for
children and invalids, tbo milk of tbe
gw is mucn oetter ; and It often
happens thatgwraotts will thrive and
grow strong on the latter, who could
not dlgst.the former. For this rea-
MO,fgoats' milk is largely prescribed
It - . a 1 T Sa aa a SB a
I tne lacuiiy, and would be more
Jeo U It were more plentiful. Dr. Pye
Chavasae says : "The finest, health-
lest children are those who for tho
flrst four or fllve years of their Uvea
re fed upon it." Ho also states that
sees' milk is more valuablo for del
tcate imams, goat' milk for Htrong
one.
tv. :ii r v . t- r it r
a no win ui uuwwiju uuoiwurtu ui
Cincinnati, which was probated last
week, gives bis entire estate, amount
ing to $4,000,000 to his two children,
Nicholas Lone worth, recently on tbe
bench of tbe Supreme Court of Ohio,
and Mrs. Marie LongworthNieholas
wife of Col. George Nicholas of Opera
Featival fame.
fer Sale.
One hundred . and forty acres, nine
mil above Lebanon.
40 acres in eul
tl vatlon. 10 acres slashed and sown to
rasa Comfortable dwelling, goad
eutheoaes. Cheap. Inquire at this
office.
Sean ol line herses for sate. Eight years
old. One 16 aad the other 161 hands high
A great bargain. Gall en Wm Terhune, 4
miles sooth ofAlbany. Information given
at ibis offies,
l AS.RMTN.
Following are the DaMoeBAT's duly an
thetiaeal agents to receive subscription or
meaey for the same :
Lebanon T L Wallaos
Harrisborg Sam May
Browns vUTs 0. P. Coshaw
Halsev T. L Porter
Shedsf's P. A. Watts
Soio W. K. Kelly
J efferson S. A . De Vaaey
sawITaii
?tIrwM"r i Ji5sa7
'-SRVlrtf
"Ton elalra too
ntoeh for SAnaru
TAX Nxbyinx,"
sayss skeptic. "IIow
can one medicine be
k a specific for Kpl
I Icpay, DrPrala,
Alcoholism ,
Opium Katie, KheaasaUsm, Hperaaauor
rhre, or Hemlnal Weakaens, and MXy olhrr
-omnlalntaf " We claim It a spsdfie, sim
ply, because the virus of all diseases arises from
the blood. Its Nervine, Resolvent, Alterative and
Xaxstlve properties meet all the conditions horeln
referred to. It's known world vide as
j i i ii j i i i t r i i i v
NERVEIGONQUEROR
" i i i i i i r
It qnlets and composes tbe patient not by tbe
introanction or opiates an a urn?
tcsand drnatl&cathartlca. bat
by the restoration of actlvit
ny i
to tho stomach and
nervous svetera. wuercoy t
too brain la relieved
of morbid: fancies, which aro created by tho
causes above referred to.
To Clergymen. Lawyer. Literary men. Mer
chants, llaukers. Ladles anu all those whoso sed
entary cm ploy meat can ion nervous prostration.
IrTegnlsriUes of the blood, stomach, bowels or
kidneys St who require a nerve tonic, appetiser or
stimulant, Sajiakitav JNervinb la invaluable.
Thousands proclaim It the moat wonderful invig
orant that ever sustained tbo slaking system.
Sl.TO. Hold bv nil lHniaaIta. (S4l
Tbe Dr.S.A.Richmond Med. Go.St Joseph, Mo.
For testimonials and circulars send stamp.
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at yr, a aaw vtl re-
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Sn
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MILLINERY AID DEKSS-MAKIH8.
Cutting and fitting by the new Tsylor's
Systetn,
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ft A. Wasco,
Prinrlpal.
1'amrnin and Secrelury
BsifMd for Um BoniMss Sduoatioa of Beta Sexes.
Admitted oa any week day of the year.
PENtWORK-
Of all klraf ,eseents4 to order at reasons bl rate.
hti fan Ion gusrsnlred.
'tli Col leg "looms I," rnnUlalng; Infarwialioa
of lb course of stadv. rale of tultiaw. in U
enter, etc., and eats of plain and ornamental pav
awnaMi,
(AH
LeBlrnaa's tVaUea
a, i
Curse Chaiirres, 8 rat and aseond
Sores on
MfS and body ;SyphUiU Catarrh,
scalp
and
ail prtinat v forms of I
dmary forms of the disease, known as Syp
hills.
rrios. Si botUa.
LrBlrhaai's iiUtm Ralaass f
Cares TarUarv. Mercurial. SmhUltle Rherimatiam.
sssoodary stagss. rains in th Itone. 1 losraled
Throat. SrnhUltle Ha.hM.umti. and
all dkeataas from UxYlm. whether aaused bv
treatrneat or abuse of saercury. Uavlnz the Wood
pur SU asailOy. raeS.Soper Wile.
Sent everywhere, C.
prase.
0. D., securely paotrsd pares
c. r ait Htaaa t cw.. aawaia, tsr a
Sssainn Strest, Corner Clay, San Franciao,
Callfurtda.
W
Administratrix Notice.
Notice la hereby given that the nnder
aignexi haa been duty appointed adminis
tratrix of the esaate of Henry 0L Henna,
late of Linn county, Oregon, dweaaed.
All persons having claims against said
estate are hernby required to present the
name with proper vouchers, within six
mouth of the date of this notice, to the
undersigned at Uennes, Linn county,
Oregon.
November 16th, 188S.
Oawaviava Ha vase,
HKitLMSKhB A Hammkb, Admr.
Attys.
PATENTS
a oo,o the atiasmwj ajtbi
m snnsnnra to rwu,w
rwgaJatarUas UaiasdIMM
sent frwa SraWty ( ymuw
i oM almas' awBSMrli
1884.
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C O CHXIHT.
OS
ALBANY
IRON WORKS.
CHERRY & PARKES,
(Sonoensora to C. C. Cherry.)
abcUitirt.. Mwrighto, and Iron
Founders.
WE HAVE OUR NEW SHOPS ATX
oom Dieted, and am now nmnsiarl in
handle all kinds of beavv work. W will
manufacture Steam Engines, Grist and
Saw Mill Machinery, and all kind nf imn
and Brass Castings.
PATTBK.VS MtSI sHSKT OTICt.
8peelal attenUon given to repairing aU
kinds of maohlnery. Will also manufac
ture the improved Chnrrv A Whits Oral
Separator.
Snap en Baker St.-esiee a Las ber Yard.
Albany, Or., Dec. 1, 1880. I8tf
FROM THE SOUTH.
A Perfect t'asablaallan with two
AavaaUtr.-Hhy It Concerns
Salient
"There la no mistake about it," remarked DrM t
Flowers, of OailaUn, Miaaoun, "Beiison's Caicine
I'oroua Plasters are one of the neatest coitthinati.ma
ever prod ucod. They have two kind of ad ran tan
ovr all other, which wo may eall the niino aud the
major. Fust, they ar clean and pleasant to ass,
never soiling the hands nor the Uucu of the wearer.
Second, they are quickly and powerfully. I have
tried lbs Oapcio PUater on myself for no maiaita.
and on my patient tor varioua ilisnaana. such as
snaralgia, mosoular, rheumatism, lufhbaa-o, kidney
trouble, etc.. and In all cases relUf has foOowad in
from three to forty -eight hours."
Dr Flower merely voices the written or oral opinion
of thoujaoda In bia profession. Benson's .Cancina
I'oroua Hasten are the perfect external application,
he genuine have ah word Capciue cut iu toe amUs.
rice 2S eents.
ahury aud Johnson, Chemist J New Votk.
The Great English Reme
dy. Is a never failing cure for
ervous Debility, Seminal
'eakueaa. Exhausted VI.
tality, SpBrmatorrbasa,
a,vaT sj action . br
potency, i-sralyaia, and an
terrible effect of Self.
Abute, yc.uihfui folbea,and
rx ceases iu maturer years
such as lose of Memoir.
Lassitude, Emission, Aver-
Sinn t.i ..!, is riniu..ir
Vision, Noise in the Head;
the vital fluid passing unoheerved into the urine, and
many other diseases leading- to insanity and death.
SB. MINTIB will agree to forfeit Five Unndren
Dollar for case of thia kind the Vital Beatera
live (under his special ad vice and treatment wi' not
aure or tor anything impure or inju touk found n
it. Dr. Mintlo treaU all private diseaaea suooasa.nl
without mercury. Consultation free. Ttvsnotrn ex
auniuatlon and advice Including analysts of urine, p.
Priee of Vital Restorative, S3 a bottle, or four times
the quantity $10, sent to any address upon receipt of
arise or C. O. D. beonr trom observation and In pri-
U assireo, oy un. a. t. at.irtiie., it aearney
. a a, a arte a n tuvisniii anr
Saa Frejichtoo, Cal.
Sample boktie free. Sent on application b;
sating symptom, aex aud age.
Strictly confidential.
Dr, If Ut tie's Kidney Remedy, Nephretictim, cures
an kinds of kidney and bladder cowplainu, gonorrhoea,
Meet, leonehorrhosa -for sale by all druggists, SI a
bottle or six bottles for So.
Dr. Mintie s Dandelion Pills ar th best and cheap
est Dyapeeia and Bilious cure In the market. For
sale by aU drugrists.
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a i
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1 his remedr bebur is
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When taken SUS
it is lmpoaaihs to coatsaet
hot in the case of then
natelv nfflleten with 6
re gaaran t I boxes to ears or sre srnT s
tbe ssonev. Price by Band. rnsSaii ysstd.
tcr box, or. t boxes for SSaXX Wsitasn pen
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Cordage, vT rapping Paper. Paaaar
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Handles, Cleibes Wringers. Cat
pets Sweepers, Fcalber B)na
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SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. SmS.
Ba. K. a Wnrr's Ksntvx aim 9vux Txxat
stBSTT, a auranteed speoiaVo for ByaSena, Dssnv.
nees. Caavslsions, Fits, Korroas RruraJgia,
HsarTaswiiSL Nervosn IVogtrntaon eanstd by the use
of sisoh d or obucco. Wakafubaeaa. Mental D
pisswon, Hofteoing of the Brain raanl ting in in
ssanky and Wssfhng to misery, doeny and naalk.
Prenwtara Old Ac, Basnes, Loa of powee
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orrnesa aaassd by ever eaestion of the brain, self,
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fund be atoaar it th treatment does not effect
soars. Guarantees leaned only by
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