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Newspaper Page TextSTATE RIGHTS DEMOCRAT ISSUED EVERY FRIDAY as STEWART & CHAMBERLAIN MI SIM.S OFFK K-la llcmnrrnt ttnlMIn ou atrwatlaltoia Mrrrl. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION iao w-.-pwraar. U lagta oopy, mx month 1 ' acta oopy, thra otoliths 1 OO lut nam 17 10 PROFESSIONAL CARDS. I Ki IN N O. B. CHAMBKRlAlJ. FLIXN & CHAMBERLAIN, ATTOUCVS AT Is AW, Albany, Oregon. Office In Foster's Brick Block.--?. vlSulStf. K.S. ST11AHAN, Albany, Oregon. I PRACTICE IN ALL THE COURTS OF thus State. They give special atten tion to collections and probate matter. Office in Foster's new brick. 1m L H. MONTANYB, ATT OHN E V A T LAW, Notary Public. Albany, Oregon. Office upstairs, over John Brigs' store, 1st street. vUnSStf J. K. WEATHERFOED, (NOTARY PUBLIC.) iTTORNEY AT LAW, ALBANS. OBKsiOX. WILL PRACTICE IX ALL TUB COl'KTS OF THE Suite. Special aiieatio i U cultecUoru and probata taattr. at Odd Falunrs Twapio. . .- S. C. POWBIA. T. H. HtLYKU POWELL & BILYEU, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, And Solicitors in Chancery, ALBANY. - - OKl&SOar. Collections promptly made on ail points. Loans negotiated on reaaonanse irms. JaTOffloe in t ester's tinck. vUnlftf. F. M. MILLER, TTORNKY AT LAW LEBAMOlf OUF.GOV Will preeUce tn all the courta of the Stt. Prompt attention Rtvn to collections, con veTaaoea and exam 1 nation r Title. Probate bu aineaa a ipumy. . . GEORGE W. BARXES, ATTORNEY AT LAW AND Notary Public, JaUSEAII.Jt. OBL0S. Collections prompUy made on ail points. E. R. SKIPWOKTH, tmESir AD C IAFLOB AT LAW AXD SOT AS Y PA UK. WILL practice in all courts of the State JD business intrusted to me prompt ly attended to. Oj&r in O' Took' Block, Broada&m Street. 45yl . Albany, Oregon. E. O. JOHNSON, M, D., HOMEOPATHIC Physician and Surgeon. Albany, Oregon. Office la Froman's Brica, two doors East of Conner's Bank. . nlQ LEWIS STfMSON'S LIVERY ABD FEED STABLE. First clsaa vehicles, fine hordes, good feed, accommodating proprietors and rea sonable charges. Give them n call. &abl-s near Revere House. gyi- DR. E. O. HYDE, Physician and Surgeon. Office at SCIO, OREGON JWZUflTA E. W. LAN COON & CO., DKl'G(jISTi. Books. Salionpry and Toilet Articles, A ! Large Stock and Low Prices. CITT TDRTTGr STORE, Syl LB.M. OBEtlOX. FOSKAY & MASON, vsounuLV e rruit Druggnd Booksellers, 4LB4V1. OKKtiOX. rlateiltf LOUIS CAMPEAU'S Barber Shop. Mr am peso baspnrchaed tb- barber j s pti.nnerlv inJ oy J n aunw, auu w ciitinu- the business a the old place a ' guarantee aatUfaction to customers. REVERE HOUSE, eewaw tr. nasi Ipawoat Allway, Oreaea. Cha Pteiffer, Prop'r. iu rfs h IcIubi! " in Brstcbv .wle. Table, uup-ieO ah IB t t'l intrk4t afrjrtta. rijuing ivi " .!. C"""! Sample ltxm Vr OOBV ntentiaJ r. ..;. tvjri ree wweii U aal froio afae Hotel. "at J. W. BENTLEY, Cfitoiu Boot & Shoe Maker. BOOT- AND SHOES mde 10 order, and repairing ion a ah i:eatBsan.i oiapatcb. and at iw prices, c all and se hiui. First Street, Albany. 41yl ALBANY 7" COLLfcGlATE IiNSTITUTE Th First Term will open on Tues day, September 12th, 1882. Yot particular cncvrniii(( the courca of atudy th price of tiuuou, a!ply to J LMittT .. I reaiflit. THB DitiSEINATOR. Published every SaturUy -AT Itarrlaburg Oregon, S. S.TRAIN, Editor & Proprietor, Ternis .;J.tO per antrum. Aioany Bath House. if,ttti, UNUfcuol - NED WOliLi) glSPJfC? fully inform tbe citizens of Albscy and ri diaitytaat I have taken eaarge uf thi biaoitsh msEt.aod, b? Scaping oleac roojne and payia Sttiotsttontioa to business, expects iu aait al tfeosa wno ruaj favor US with their pa.tr jn&gs Saving aoretofora oarried on noting but First-Clas Hair Dressing Saloons, fecpaata to give antira satisfaet km, u a! jatC'eUdien aad Ladies' Hair neatly on 4a posed. JOS WEBB SR. Mate VOL. XVIII. WelEBl. RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Ccckache, Soreness of the Chost, Gout, Quins, Sore Throat, oVe fogs and Sprains, Burns and Scclds, General Bodily Pains, Tsoth, Ear and Headacho, Frc:'.:: Feet and Ears, and ail other Pains and Aches. N't ?rTaratioa on Mirth cqaala St. Jiw v M ', (Mro, tiwple and ehap Sllsn a -d A trial Stella tut U cutnp.ru i ul. tut lb t.iflii g outlay .f id feats, and i MA rt' i(b iu can hao tLcap and poatllTa prw; . I . aMrea I Uractioaa ta Saras Lac gna -a. SOLD BY ALL DBUOOI8T8 ISO DEALEE I IB MEDIOISE. A. VOGELER & CO.. MNiwn, iW , r. S. X. W. H. GOLTRA DEALER IN Farm Machinery, WAGOHS, HACKS, BUG GIES, Plows, Harrows, HAY PRESSES, .STEEL GOODS), bANNALS & WOOJMN, atutcrarrcaaa aan dsaus or FURNITURE & BEDDING. "rtrr rrrrj and J Street. ALBA.1Y, - - OREGOS. sMogfyl NERVOUS DEBILITY. A SUBE CUREJUARHHTEED. b r. i: c. VB4I1 in .'.Nil pi: ts tbbat- M 9 meut, a afalk' It Hatcr-a, i-zi'.ea. Con VaWOaa Kerroua ltccaUacte, Mfeiital leueai Loea of Mmur-, bjrniat.rUrKa. iMputeucjr, In vu)ttntar eniiaav n, rciuatunj obi a.--, csuaed br bver-etuetion, aelfaLuae or over-indulgence, hicb trX to mterr, deny aixl death. Um Imk will eare recent i: !..... Esu h bis containa month'a trtatmHit ; nc rloilar a tx.x. nr . ttoxca fur five iiiiar; aent by mall prciitW Mi rrxil ! iri.- We Ktiaranoe tax bxea to t-ure at.y caae. WUa each urxi r received by iia ir x I-m a . . i wita five asBSfS, o H1 achd th intrvhaaer mir arrttten iruarantee to n turn the moicy if the treat, mcijt doea not effect a cure. UiwraaUwa iaaued only by WOOOAKU. ' LtKKRA f, Wholenle lU-tail Orugtata, I'urtUnJ, Oregon. Ordra by uiaii at regular pricas. Dr. I NO. 11 KEAHNY Treata all fbroale and Sperlal ttlaeaaea. YOUNG MEN WHO MAT UK KxrrEBixc; inon rut. eflcta "I youthful folliua or hnia-retkin, will do well to avail themaelveaof thia, thej(rwatrat Usn ever laid at the altar of auCfcriiijr huina-iity. UH. bHIXNKY will (rtnntntee to forfeit IMtlsr every -aat Scrninale weakiieM or private diaeaae of aoy kind or caj-accer which he undertake ard (ailj to eure. XlBOLAaiKD MEM. Thre are many at the of thirty -five to aljtty who are troubled with too Iraqueot evacuatioo of the blad der, often accrfuiianied by a alight tiiartinc or buniiiiir aenaatlon, and a weakeninic of ilic ayatem in a manner tbe patient caunot account for. On exatniniiiy the urinary depoaiu a rofy acliaient will often be found uid Bufnctimea aniall particlea of albumeu will appear, .r the color will te of a thin milkUh hue, arain cbanir ng to a dark snd torpid appearance. There are many u.'-n who die at this ditf.'.-ulty ignorant of the cause, whioh is tbe second staffa of seminal weaknexa. Da. a. will guarantee a perfect cure in all aoch asea, and healthy reetorstion of the aenlto-uriiiary oran. Optics Uocas 10 to 4 snd 0 to a. S.tndaya Inn 10 toll a. at. Consultation free. Thorough esudnaiiu and advice, $! For private diceases of short rtan-ilnif s ful!oun,f of medicine sufDciuitt for a cure, w.than i -im Uvi., ill lie sent to any addns en receipt of $10 OU. Call aud addreaa. H. M'l VM V A 0., 7U12 No. 11 Kesnrv bt. sn r raansas, UM To the Unfortunate! Pt GIBBON'S Dispensary. I (oo KEtnsy TM corter of Commer cial Street, San Fraucisco. Established in 1034. far tie treatment of fctevual and Sentinel Diseases, sues a- (ionorrbea. leel, Mrleture,Sytalllsin all iu fnu. Impateney Seminal WeaJiaaaa, nlbt litsncs by drtania, pirn plea t the taoe ana loan oi mannoon ckd jxjuinvpiy on cured. Tbe sick aud aiicted tihould not fail to cull upon him. The Doctor li4- travelea exienmveiy in Kurope, and inspected thoroughly tbe varioua ouapi. tals there, obtaining a yrvt lieai of valuable informa tion, which he Iscompuiciii to iuipurt to those in need of his serj-ices. DU. OIBBOB will make no ckare unless be effect a cure. Fent'ius at a distance MAY ItK ITKEn ST HOME, All communications strictly confidential. You see no one but the Doctor. Bend ten dollar- for a package of medicine. Persons writing to tbe Doctor will please state the name of the paper tbey see thia advertisement in. Charges rea sonable. Call or rite. Address DR. J. P. GIBBON, Box lt&7, Stan Francisco. v;5n4U Per Sale. A sash aud door factory ; locattd at Stay ton. Will be sold cheap. Custom work is sufficient to ran mill at full capacity. Call at this office for further particulars. 5 Till. tU l KOI l.t.t IT II tt k ! a aonnd ut awful import liisaka tit ilaiioe of tho Nile, Wake it frsui ths alocp of ag, Kchoea from each toriod piU; Sworp aoroaa thn breath loss dvssrt With a tioto of wild alarm, i't u;,u u through tUs quist valUya Nutritious Kyy pi sous to arm. Ann, and haa 'an to her NMM lu thia hour of airat need; Ann to and diw it may , F a country aud a oread. Ls'all Egypt tx uuitwil. 1-. i the -uril fuel wits a tin ill T.iat ill wvre uut the braret (lerova live in Egpt attlL '"Kjjypt for Eyypliatia only," la Cm n it . . i . , uf to-day, Let h(ry ptiaua jirtive that iu thi,, Lives tho will te dn away With the evila that etulave tbam, Prove that they are roatSy mcu. Then will they obtaiu their freetiuai. And deaervo it. Not till then. Egypt is nut dead, but alesping; Egyut livea for Egypt'a auua, la the aoawor to tho challenge Thundered forth from foreign gun, ' f is the answer to the riddle Craven deep ou Sphinx's face. Oacc mure led the eldeat nattou. I.tft her head aud take her place. NATeWOaltL M rCit1ITlOs Tin to is no period iu a woman's life that so cotnplctc'y changes her whole existence as tnuriisge, and for thai very reason ahe is apt to be more supeisli tiae aud fanciful at that time than ut any otber, and while superstitious are fast becoming a soineting of the jmst, tbt-re are teij fw womuu wbo will not Leaitate before tuakii g Friday their wedding day, or will not rrjoice at the autisbin. for happy is the bride that thestin shines ou." June and October have clwavs bten held aa the nt st pro pitioua months in tbe t waive, a bsppy result being rendered doub'y certain if tbe c tt tnotiy was timed so as ta Uke place at tbe full moon, or when the sun snd moon aeio in coi junction. Tbe Uouians were very superstitious about msrrvii.g in May or February i they avoided all celebration days, and tbe Calends, Nones and Ides of ever month. Tbe daj of lbs week on whu u tbe 14th of May fell was eoaatdered v-i v unlucky in many parts of merry d K-iiaij.l, and in Oi kney a bride -ebcts her Wedding day o that it BfMiing tnuy have a growing moon and a fliwing tide. In 8cotiund the laat day of tbe Jeer U thought tO be lii-kv, ami ll the moon sho iid h topen to e fuii at any time hen n wedding takes place, the bride's cup of haai-M in .. -eted to lie al Wit,vn lull. Iu P.wvbd'iie the couple who have bud UsBU baUsf published at tbe enl uf one and are mat tied at tbe eginting of auth r quarter of a year eajR Xect nothing but i; 1 . The day of the w.--k is alio of great imptirtauce, Suudav being a gteat faeor He in s ,ni- (.-; of tg'und and Ire and. Aid altkoogb an V, !ish laa oul i not mtrivo'. FrnUy, the l .etit b girl iho.kv tsB Irwc Friday in the month particularly foituna'e. Moat of in kiiow tbe old saving concerning the wedding day : Monday fur wealth, Tuewlay for health. Wetnni)ay is tbe best day of all ; Thurs lay forcroeaea, Fri lay for losseS( Saturday no luck stall. In Yorkshire, alien tbe bride is on tbe point of croAtiug her fa'ber's tbtosh- old, after returning ftom church, a plafe mntainirig a fe muni! piece uf cake is throw u form an asppBT window of the house by a male relative. If tbe plate is broken nhe will , h tp,y ; if uut r.he ills nit exp-tct to escape misety. In Sweden a bride inur.t canv bread in her KM:ke, an I a.t niny pivces of it uh she can throw away, just so much trouble does she cast from bor ; bet it ih no lock lo Lather Ihe iiieoes. lint should the bride lone her slipper, then ahe will Ue old troubles, only in thin cuse the pers n wh pleas it up will mi., rtehsa. T M taaesta put salt in Hi. ti wouketaaad tin: I.alians blessed c taruis. It is an unhappy omen for a wed- ding to be put t,ff when the dy ban been fixed, and it is believed much harm will ensue if a bt tdejtrooaa stand at the junction of cross road or beside a closed gate on his wt-ddin? morn In England it is thought to be a bai sign if the bride fails to abed te trs on the happy Jay, or if sho indulges hcrault by taking a last glance at the lOjking gbs alur hir toilet i c mmlttorJ ; bui sh m,tV sraidf he. vanitv withiut danger it' sha leaves one band ungtoved Tu look back or g lu ik Iv.fore giin- ino ineenurcn r, i uisn v in ienn. Or .while there m kh open ui tve in il ebuiebrsro, arn ull unbrtuttitt.e, ami tlie n.ide must be careful to go in at one door and ou, at another. Wl en the bridesmaids undress the bride they must throw away and loee all the pins. Woe to the bride if a S "ule one is left aboiif ber. Nothing will go right. Woe to tbe bridesmaid: it they keep one of them, foe they will not be married before "Whitsuntide, or, ALBANY, OREGON, FRIDAY, Al'CCST 18, uutil the Enter followin at the soonest. If tin 1 ridal iarly vtnture -tTilry ia n I . they must go djl HtroHm. The bride must, to be luck) , wenr .Sumethiug old snd aonothing cw, Mmothing gohl aud aomethini; blue,. Jf she should hit n : .in (Mt or In ar a cut siiaco on Imt Woddirig duy iIh11mIi will bn very happy ; nutl if on h r wtNldiny morning bt st''s htm hi bid mi o somnthiti higlier, snd sywui on lo soiniu bing liihi still, liu will fioiu that BBHrtl liae in C lies wot 1 1, for thin - a o table is placni IxNiids the !, and -4 1 van stand ntsr the digr, or sttinoihiug higher lliuu it, il, p. -h- uiuat fnm tbu table to that which is hihor. But woe ht;tido lift should hUo fall. In leaving the hutiMt and chuich she inuht be very careful to p it her right foot f .Ji whi d BtJtl on Do HCC.Mii.t allow any ons to speak to ber hustmud until she bss calle I m hy iisnic. T t bnak tbe weJdiux tin;; U an mmm that the wrur r will soott be a widow ; but As ywur wvdding-rtng a ears, S.i will wuar away our carea. riTB oatn:T titiBttB. Tbdie were live of them together, aud it was lata. They had been drink ing. Finally, one of them looked at tho clock and aaid : "What will our wives say whan we get borne 1" Let tbem sav what tbey want to. Mine will tell me to go to lie mischief," responded No. 2. "I'll tell you wbst we will do. Let us meet hero again in the morning and tell our expetitneea. Let the one that bas refused to do wbat bis wife told biiu to do when be trot home psv f r tbe night's enteitainmont." " That's a good idea. We all agree to that." So tbe party broke up and went to tbeir respective homes. Is'ext morniug they met nt tbe spiointed place and lgan to tell their rxerien ces. Haid No. 1 : "When I oaned tbe loot my wife was awake. 8he arid, 'A prst'y time ut niidit fur tiu to cnine home ! Von bad better go out and lep in tbe pig pen, for that's what you will cum- to sooner or later." Ruber than to fay for whet We ha I drank last bight I did what she told me to. That b ts me out." "Next :' No. 2 cletred his tbroa. aud said : "When 1 got houe I stumble'l over a chair, uu l toy wife called out : Tb?re you are again, you diunken brute ! You bad hotter wake up tbn cbildten and at iggur abaut for aw bile so tbey can tea what a drunken brute of a father they are afflicted with.' So I woke up the children and staggered around until my wife bintod lo me to aU)j. She used a cb-tir ir conveying the bint that I ;ts um out." Next I" "X . 3 stood nil aud said : "I hastened to stumble in a pu of dun Ji and my wife aaid : 'Drunk again ! Hadn't you better sit d wn in that dough V So I sat down iu it, and tbst lets me out." "N'ext !" No. 4 aaid : ''I was humniin'iC a tune and my if i called out : 'There you are again ! Hadn't you better give us a concert t I aaid : 'Certainly,' and began losing as loud as I couid, but she told me to stop or she wo il l throw aomething at me, so I stopd. That leu me out." No. looked very dioc tnsolate. He said : ' I reckon J'il have to pay. Mv wife I told me to do something none of you would bave donu if you bad been iu I my place. ' "tf'hat was it V ''She said : 'So you thought you I woulJ come boms at last? Now, hadn't you batter goto tbe well and drink a couple of buckets of water just to aHtonish your stomach V That was more than l h4 l haryame-l lor, so us my fuueral." iee Bdforean K iglisb committee ot iu quiry Dr. Hepkiuson haa expressed tho belief that the whole of tbe cleotricity generated by ene-horae power would not do more thn boil a gallon and one halt of water an hour. This opinion was given as evidence that electricity is not likely to ever I ecome economic-1 ally usvful for besting purpoe3. Hart's stutue of Henry Clay, in Richmond, W., baa heen 8ucoHHfiilly repaired, the entire aurface having been scraped, chiseled and sand papered, to rmovd the scara and stains of tbe weather and of vandal hands. It haa be 01 removed from the portico of the C ipitol to a niche U the central bal', I near Houdon'a famous statue of Wash- ington. ID) p-r year can be easily made at borne working fcr E. G. Hideout d Co., 10 Barclay St.. New York. tW for their catalogue and full paitrcular IIBTS TO II SIIIUI Us l.sbonrbere's Kvnerlenea Wllb J.nr Nailer In VUlrh Kslrerata araJaJts A enisled. 1 urn not uutotlabU', but I bud rather not sliuke hand with every body ; uud 1 urn quits turn a gwi m my people would rather not sliuko liunN wllh m v Then why -l . wo do ? It It Juil oim of ihone unvtnt ten laws which might pith, tdvtnT "gi, oftt'ii bo inuro hoiiort'd in llio breach than In (be observsnco ; Jun a iiiuUcr in which people (runt their in.dlncta, and In which Ibulr iutllocts are really not ta lo trusted. I am dead against the current frequency of baud shaking In aduty. Jonos drop) lu for an afternoon call ; ho dots not really want to see tac ; I don't really want to see Jones ; when he comes I ehuko hands with htm, more or less I hute JenoV hand, because it Is always damp; Jones knows that h well as I do, and aoruetlmH offers me hii hand gleved but I detest a gloved hand. I had rather tot shake bands at all. If I must do so, I will do so at once, and no more ; no one hut a lover wants to shake hands meru thin once lu Ave minutes. Hut Jones has a detestable habit of llnj; erlng on hu way out. He gut up t go. I give hhn my hind. It's over. No It's not. A picture cutch eshlstye. He turns and says with a simper : Ciplutl portrait, 'pon my word !" "Ye-ras," I say, half accompany lug hint to the door. Who's It by T' 0 by Smear em, H. A." .'Dear me. Ho (train ted awi.o did ho paint T' Don't know ; he paints overbed paints himself." Ilenlly a food-by !" Shi kos hands again ; but before lit has got through the doer, he rament bers a message from hii wife. I'll setblm out ; ho shan't gut into the mom again. I go I no the room again. I ge into tb pis.tge with bim. Iaceomptny him to tbt door. Ho shakes hand-, again at tbu door ! Thero ought to bo auno ruio about this. It nliould b u ider-toxl t i.tt otice is enough la oe visit. Of course I know we nfiuu shtko hinds with a man to ttnilt Bfl Intcrviejv and bow him out. Weil, rnal U for our own convenience, although it d o not al ways act Just asamta'aaf.er dinner speech b soroetl 'Dai uppluu lad rap turiusly in tho middle In order to make him sit down. The people whs shake hands sh uld c nl i.-r their w.iy. I hste a mtt, for instance, who can't leave off shaking hands. He boginsso hoartlly you think he will SKin be done. He relaxes bis gtip, you attempt to withdraw ; but tightens It agtin ; he holds you In a vise. You begin to shske him up snd down, when you suddenly fiud he has dropped yur hand liko a hot potato, and you are left shaking the air. This U bad neough. but the wooden shako is almost worse. A hand Is stretched out, and you get nothing but (he sensation of bone augulur bone ; there is no flyah and blood, no grip the hand might be long to a las figure. I don't want to snake hands with a lay figure. Then I object to the crusher. Ladles Buff er more than gentlemen from this festivt "bore," :cuue they wear more rings ; he seises yeu Impulsive ly, and manages to crunch your fin gers vertically one on top of the oth er. Yeu don't like to scream if you are a girl, or show displeasure if yeu are a man, but you are dreadfully burt, and you suffer what 'Mrs. (J amp" railed all the tortures of the iraposition"from the oppressor'; effu sive but iron irrip. Then there b the flabby, pulseless shake which means nothing, or means you are less than nothing to me, and 1 hope I am the same to you." I am not m absurd as te suppose we can always regulate our hand-shaking by rule, or that our acts will always bo indieita- tlve of our mood ; hut I notice in good societv a growing tendency to reduce hand-shaking to a mloiinun and then make it genuine as far as it goes, but as formal as possible, and J think this a step In the right dlrec tion and worthy of imitation. Deep feeling will never fail to Uud fitting occasions, but the less importation there L of spurious feellugs and tfTen sive familiarity into what is usually a merely polite formality, tho better, Tho damp-handed man should re member that his hand ia damp ; the flabby, irresolute creature should try to improve his stylo of grip j the im pulsiveand muscular Corhtian should recollect the agony oi 'ruuehed rings ; and moat people might be less frequent aud more brief with ad vantage. In England we shake hands oftener than wo bow ; In France they bow oftener than tbey shake hands. I believe the two methods might be a little more judiciously worked. I think I should like a little more heartiness and a little less politeness abroad, and perhaps a little more po I IteoM!,i wlth 14 -"tie leas anxiety to enmrrat 1882. appejr rtesrly, Tiuth at homo. Lwhn oiinirii or taSfCatTlalM 'l bs fallowing is tho advertisatuont of oaewho might bn teimod a "imndy MM" "Jallles William'., pariah clerk, saxtone, tjwu crier and b. ilinan, inakos and sells all sru of h ihted tahtrlat, groceries, tte., likewise hair and a dreat aud out on aborlest ootic'. N. B. -I keeps an evening ihool, where I letch at reasonable ratoe, reading, riting. anl 'litbmetio and winging. N. IJ. 1 play the b xb y otv tsionslly if wauud. N. IJ. My shop is next doir, where I bleed, draw teeth, and alioo borses with the greatest scii. N. II Children taut to dance if ngi-eea-ble at tsptOOt er wauk, by ute,.1. Wiilisras, wbo buy and stdl old irlo aud costs b wtS ami ali'ais sowed, o!eaud snd ut-u lad. N. B. a bat and a pr of slckings l cudjnlled for, tbe best in o on Bbref Tuesaay. For particulars incuira within, or at tbe horse shoo boll, near tbe church, oa t'vther side the a ay. X. It. Look over the door lor sign uf three f i goons, N. II. I Sells good ay It, and souie times cyder. Ilginga far single Wea. N. It. I tesch jografy, algebry, and them outlandish kind uf ibtngs. A ball wensilsys and fiidsys." A specimen of an indigstnt adver tisement apj-4ti.! in tbe J i ii' & in 1874. "Should this meet tbe eye of tbe lad; who got into tbe I2:.1U train at New Croas Station on Friday, M y l'ith, with two o.iys, one of about was evidently recovering freti an ilineas, she may Is pleased t rTn that three of tbe young ladiea who were in tbe carriage are vary ill wi'.h tbe measles, and the health of lb i f inrtb is far ii .in u in i .'nui 'J j. ii uevnr i.i .i Tho following, from, an indignant buai.aod, is culled fiota one of tbe Irish pa-mrs, "K ,n away from Patrick M'Dallojjh. Whereas my wife, Mrs. Bridget M'Dtll tgh is again walked away with bsrself, au l left, rae with four small children, and her p.or old blind mober, and no'Kxly else to look after bouse aud borne, and, I bear, baa taken up with Tom Omgan, tbe lama S Idler '.be same was put in tbe stacks latt Kaster fur stealing Btrdsy Uoody's game cock. Tbu is to give notice, that 1 wi'.l not pay for bite or sup on ber or his account to man or mortal, and tbst she bad better never show tbe rn.uk of her ten toes near my home again. Patrick M'D-dlogh. N. B. Tom bad better keep out of my silit." Perhaps tbe most curious advertise ment for a wife that ever appeared in an paper was tbat published it JUlTt VecU.j Xrwjer of May 28, 1797, t ran as follows: 'Natthew Dawson, in Both well, Cumberland, intends to be married at Holm Chnrcb, on tbe bnraday before Wbitanutide next, whenever that may hspen, and re turn to Both well to dine. Mr. Ileid ires a turkey tabs roaated, K I. Clem. enson gives a fat lamb t j be roasted, William Klliott gives s hen to be roast ed, John Gibson gives a tat calf to be roastod. And in ore'er that all bis roast meat may be well basted, do you -a ar a a . ww a tee, alary rearaon, Hetty 11 hi on, Mary Buahley, Molly Fisher, Sarah BrifaoM and Betty Porthouse. give each of tbem a pound of butter. The advertiser will provide everything else for so festive an oo-usion. Aud be hereby gives notice to all young ladiea deairous of changing their condi tion, tbat be is at present disengaged, audadviaes them to consider that al though there be luck iu leisure, yet iu this case delays are dsngeroun, tor, with him, he is determined it shall be first come first sarved, . So come alt n ,' laasea who wish to be aiar- riod; Matt. Daws in ia vexed that an long he has tarried. own al. Simon, the Balgian sculptor, is dead. He was the rutbor of the c,r"t eques trian statue of Godfrey do Boulliou at Bvussela. Two Get man expeditio n will come ta this country to observe the trausit tf Venus next Decemb ir. One is alreaJy in Texas. Dr. Fred. Djlitit.-ch, Professor of Theology at Leipsic, is certain that the Garden of Elen was located Wtwecn Bagdad and Babylon. Transitory color-blindness bas been produced by a few hours stay in the snowQelds illuminated by tbe sun, al artificial lights appearing groen for a abort time. Professor U. A. R owUn I of Jobna Hopkins University says that "the mechanic of all oountriei have been trying for the last century to prod ace a perfect screw, but iu vain." Tbe family were discussing at the supper table the qualities which go to make up the good wife. Nobody thought tbe little fellow had been listen lag or c.inld understand the talk, until he leaned over the table and kissed his mother, and said : "Mamma, when I get big enough, I'm going to marry a lady just exactly like you." NO :$. rnr. has who r u i.iit cr.seitAi cksnt t snnar. On the piaxxa of tbt ManLattan Beach Hotel, at Coney I aland, Friday eening, I came face to face with C. K. Lockridge, formerly a commission mrr chant iu Second street, St. I.oui , and now an imje.r snt factor in tbe Iron Mountain I',iIwh. T,,,, recosnition was mutiul, and, afer breaking a bottle of extra dry and ligbliug cigars, Uncle Cy sai l: "1 never smoke now adays without tb.nking tbat 1'vesavtd (ieaerat (ii ant's life probably a thou sand times. Ulysses and I hava been friends ever since tbe groat 'Forties Time and time again have wo gene to Pspstown -now East St. Louis from our respective homes across tbe Miss issippi snd shot bullfrogs and swamp snipe in tboae days 1 was an invet erate smoker, and Ulysses bad never bitten the tip of a prime Havar.a. WW SS ar-ri a aa well, oti p,emr afternoon e were over at I.mg '.ike tishii if fo basa. The ui'M-aitoea wore thi;kr than rlies it. a lager beer saloon, and tbey c lKdu 1-d to eat U lyases up. He slapped and banged ana sworn until the mud UnrtieS even refused Ut bile, and then I M.rhi.adsHl hun to t tko a cigar He protea'J tbat be kue e nothing about smoking, but my eleequence on the theme of smoke of a ineerpiito-Ltil-er won the day and tbe now great m tn tbsa and there smoked bis ruaiJen cigir. Us stood it like a oilier did not feel seasick, ami rate I it a goodly portion of heat only bli-. ' ''But bow did you save Csneral Grant's Htmf I impatiently asked. "By teaching bim bow to smoke. He took to tbe weed as an American tafcat to blue grass wbiakev, and in all times of danger baa puffed away and kept bia wita about bim. TVby, if I bad not taught General Grant bow to era'dce be would not have bten in the bui Aim j car daring; tbs accident on tbo railroad a tew day a ago, and would surely have lest bia life. Waiter, a match pleaee; my cigar ha gone'out." .V Y Star. rt! rr statist;. The production of fruits in this county la constantly on the iocrease. Tue acreage devoted to this industry is spreading into vast proportions, aod tbe annual yield of green fruits tne of the principal sources of reve nue to our valley. But in thU steady aud gradual increase of fruit tne no. ceasity for suitable machinery and appliances far taking eare of and pre serving the fruit Is also a most import ant (actor. These are also increas ing and are answering more nearly each year tho demands made upon them. Fruit canneries aio springing up iu every quarter ; and the pres ervation of fruits by the drying pro cess is d dng much to render &e fruit industry profitable. A Mercury re porter visited the drying cstablisn ment of E. T. Earl yesterday, situat ed on San Pedro street, near tho de pot of the Central Pacific. He found here a large number of hands employ, ed packing and assorting fruit, and ethers were conducting the drying department. They have in use what Is known as the Williams drying pro cess, by tbe u-?e of which 600 pounds of fruit is properly prepared for tht table every t went-four hours. They calculate that they will dry 200 tons this season, and also pack out hun dred tons of green fruit. They are now shipping at the rate of four ca oads per week. By the drying method a large qauntity of small or verv large fruit, which would other wise be wasted, is preserved, and, in fact, such is the very best of fruit for drying, and a ready market is furnished for that which would not bj marketable any other way .San Jose Mercury. A SOTKD STOMAS. The item in regard to the failure of "Youra for health, Lydia E. Pinkbam," ef Lynn, Mass., which baa been float ing through the papera, we aru glad to learn ia fa'ae in every respect, as we found on inquiring at Hubbard's Inter national Newspaper Agency of this city. Tbe Lynn Bee aaid a few days since : "The Lydia Piukham Com pound Business is not financially em barrassed as reported, but is btiug con ducted on a much larger scale than ever, doing a large and growing busi ness and paying one hundred cents on a dollar." Mr Hubbard haa whole charge of the advertising of thia and other similar large houses, and informs us that he has inserted her advertise- menta on yearly contracts in over 8,000 newspapers last year, so that she ia to-day the best known woman in America. In addition to this lact she is a live, earnest woman of ovar sixty, and doing a great deal of good in the world, as many of the best families in this city can testify. Her advertise ments, though worded plainly, are not equivocal in any sense, ani her remedy is tne of the few of great merit; before' tht public Aw rVoutfn Tw,idxy Re isttr. IIS. 1 J fim 1 jrr T2 00 iget 22 . 27 00 00 48 00 POWi I Inch tt a 4 I i 00 200 .100 S oo h en 00 K 700 ! 12 00 moo 4 00! 7 00 12! 18 W fi 00 9 00 ! f5 Koo 7flo : 12 00 1 im t oo 10 00; 15 00 ! 2T-00 4000 ir.oo en fio 1 4nno ' no no no at ni-;' oiiiii.m i'ai' in Iamhi 01. 22S 2 I' Uatw Regular loeal notices 10 cenU per line. For legal and transient adeertiaemenu SI OS r aquare for tbe flrat Ineertlon and jOeenu por aquare far etch snljeeriuenr lrwrtlrn. A T AX SOIEB-m Dr. Charles L. Dona leacbea tbo conclusion thai tbo intestinal juice di gesls albuminous matter and turns dydrated starch into anger, Sophie A mould, a celebrated dancer in her day ar'd geaeratioe, la lo have a statue in the foyer of tbo Paris Optra. The sculptor is Mme. Leon Bertaat. Cabanel is hard at work on two paintings for JobnW. Mackay. One scene is lUbecca, at tbe wall, and tbe other the marriage of Tobit, good "tdd master' subjects both. ice floes in tbe Atlantic are said to have a decided tendency to occur U a unwonted extent about the times of ttfaxiraum troDepet like Ore tbo pres entwhen both aides cf tbe Atlantic hare an unusual amount of ice. H. P. Ktnmanx, a Belgian srtist, residing at Scarborough, England, baa produced a portrait of tbt late Lord Frederick Cavendish, a hicb meets with tbe bigness approea tf tbe Cavendish family and the Prince and Princess of Wales. Maniu Milmore, tbo Boston sculpt or, loaed a contract with tbt Ntsr llampabireauiboritita, recently fort statue of Daniel Webster, to be ertct od at Concotd. It will bo of bronze, eight feet bigb fioau tbo ptdesUl, snd will oat $10,000. Tho flowers found in the .royal muao iia, recently discovered in Egypt, pre served tbeir original eolers, and were blue larkspur, yellow mimosas, or acacias, and tbe . white lotus, besides which a moss was discovered ia tbo coffins, resembling a kind found only in Greece. E E Gtfloski bas Fuishod a marble bust of Sir Frederic Loberts for tbo company of merchant tailors cf which Sir Frederic was a member. Tbe bust is aaid to bo a successful work. It rep resents tbe General in uniform, wear ing tbe star of the Order of tbe Bath, the Victoria Cross, aod other msdtls and decorations. Mr. Oefiowaki is also putting tbe finishing" touches to a bust of Sir Joseph Fayre-r, and be is at werk on a full length of Baboo Prusaan Komsr Tager. It ia aaid tbat Meissonier, the cele brated French srtist, has present ad a port rait of himself, executed in water colors, to the physicians who took cart ot hira during bia late illness. Tbe represent himself iu bis sick-room sp parel, enveloped that ia to say in a long red dreseing-goa o. Tue work is thought to bo worth st least 50,060 Mei&aoraen is more grateful than moat men are to the invaluable dector. f Asanas sores. Little girls wear white dresses made entirely of embroidery. Satin Jet" galloon ia a tasteful trimming for black camel's hair dresses. White flannel dresses far the coun try are made by labors in very st vera styles. 'Patience" poke cotaneia of enor mous size, with flowers inside the brim, art worn by English women. Colored silver brooches representing the natural tints of flowers and leaves are worn with morning dresses. A large butterfly of shaded beads with spread wings ia used instead of an Alsatian bow on wait lace bon nets. Bouqet plea with projecting cen res for the stems of flowers are made of gold or silver, for fastening the corsage boquet to the dress. The coolest morning dresses art of flue white linen lawn without colored figures, trimmed with open needle work in guipure design.--. Moon-spots two inches across are tht fashionable designs for grena dines. These spots are of closely woven satin on an armure ground. Velvet cellars tn cotton dresses are incongruous and warm, But it is the modistes to use them, especially on very dark sateen dresses that are worn au entire seasau without being washed. A new mantle for the eountiy is f dark red silk and cashmere. It is trimmed with ruches of black, or ecru Spanish, aod has many loops of narrow ribbon down tbo front and back. White square meshed wool grena dines trimmed with Florentine lace aad applique cretonna figures are pretty for midsumm Mr dresses. The parasol', fan, and poke bonnet are o! the s me fabric male over a colored lining. ? A novelty for brigatenlng up a simple dress is of lace ct mbining a collar, fiihu and paalers In one gar nunk Bows of velvet ribbon match ing the dress in color fasten the front, and there is a lane sash bew on the back of the paniers. A novel bonnet is made entirely of irridescent cors laid in latuce pat tern; this forms the- nonet and there is no frame it Tha trimming is a wreath of leaves on the brim and stringa ef two shades ef groan satin ribbon. ' a ..