L ;.- mJIJI ' . . . - . . STATE RIGHTS DEMOCRAT ISSUED EVERY FRIDAY - . . BY , f TVT A Tc1? "V. BEOWIT ' ' V ' ' . ' J i ('! " -oV " . tV" I'll I I Li-7l?l VV : ! ' I '-H f I I if 4 In. -401 7W1ZM lBXO.Xim 1 1 i ! I r rririi,ta "iimirBii,ii.(IM,uir t'oraer BrwutiUltla mm! Ker. u. Tiua or euBscRirnoN: Sinuw oodt. ct i biul. buiuW...... PROFESSIONAL DR. ANGIE OFFICE AXI RESIDENCE, SECOND door west of the Court XIouso, Albany, Special ttnt!6n eiven t th dlawuie of women and children. I3tf w W. O. PIPEK, - ATTOaEY m CC'JKSELCS AT law. praotice PromDt notice In all the Courts of the attention given to oolleo uona ana oonveyanclnff. XVOfiioe on Mcond flnnr nf Brlgva'a 7-lf. linilding, lat door to tao left. T. 1 KACKLEMAI, ft ATTORNEY AT LAW. ALB 1ST. ;iromce in the Court llouse.- ' vlSn50 F M. MILLER, TTORNEY AT LAW, LEBAKOST OREGOV Will praotice in all the onurt o( the Bute, rtotnp aUeiitioo elwn to cull vol ion . ooa- veyncv aud examluaUon of TlOes. Probate rauom a speciality. vun3Utf. J. Av YAKT1SV ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW to, m-. : ) f COKVA1XIS, ORESOIt. t7 ri A'tll practice in ail the Court of the Male euutee la Hie t'ourt Hihw J. W SJAMtVI, ATTORNEY & COUNSELOR AT LAW, w'nl practice la all the Coarta ia the 3d. Sd anil b Judicial lUtrici ; In the tmprcma I'oun uT Tt;ni, ana iu tbe L'ulteU Stataa Ut ri.t J lln ult i.VuC ixrice upstairs in (root ui Iu EarrUii'a brick block, k in Mk, Albany, D. LL Conley, ATTOIINEY AT IAW. ..V AlaVlST. KECX. OFFICE, 57 WEST FRONT STREET. Special attention given to collections. Tl3nl!lf . A. J otitis; TTOUNEY AT LAW, ALBASY, 0UE00H. 1 '.'' sV-OOos In the Court Uouae.-n . , vSnSU. i J. W. RAYIIURIV. ...... ATTORNEY AT LAW. ' - - COSVAXXIS, OREGON. Rpertal atMcUen toeollectlno of accnuota. ttrOKux one door eiouth of FUher lirk'k.'Vn aUtiE; WOLTGRTOX, ' " iTTCMETIJfD COnSILOS IT; liW; '- --ALBANT, OUKOOS. " ' la F Araeaa brick. p at air. . Th-Ut BLACKBURN Brown i villa, Orta;a. , 1 jiW.Aa.TTn.TiraRP. .O'J rH tptOTAET PCBLiC,) KAV ATTORNEY AT LAW, TTriLLTRACTICB IN ALLTfTK C05HT8 OTTHB I f State. Special alUntioo glren to eollectlout probate matr. . -$ OTOffiea ia firigga BaUdias. R. ARNOLD, Dy Iloiueopathic PI15 i'cian. a. Lat XX Y, SECAX. . ... ! OFFICE "HOTJR.S FROM 10 T0 12 AND f . from to 4, Chonic Diseases and Sax. Kery.'apocialty., ' ' nlOtf. H. J. TB0TTGHTO1T, 11 D., . ALB 1ST, A3' rrE DOCTOR IS Jk ORAArjATB OF THE UXI YEliKIXV Maliol Cl-Dv.I New York, and t a VKliKIXV Medina! O-JK'e N York, and t a late member of Bcrievue Jluopltal ktedical CaBeffa of Nw York. a'LUftce in Dr. Hentotfa tra? Skvra.' i.'iiT ; i . . . .inn TlSuTtf G."W.WXLC02; lloincOpathic Physician, TOffice Jor rweedale'a Grocery Store. .. , . vl3n8tf Dr. T. Li. ClOLDEIV, OCCUttBl! AND AURiT "ii.EM, OBliGOlSaMiu' DR. GOf.REN HAS HAD EXPERIENCE IN treating the various diaeaaes to which tbe eye and ear are subject, aud feels confident of giving entiaa -satisfaetion to those who may place themselves under his care. no8tf. gg DR. t. r O. -smith; OFFICE IN ' FROM AN BtTTLDINO, over Blain's clothing wore. Reei deuoe, soothfast corner of Third ami Lroa treat. 13:31 .'ajj-i . . D. B. Rice, 1L D., fhysictan and Surgeon. Vftff: ;t i r- 4 -. t OFFICII si-Dr Flnmftier'a Drag fetore. Reedxieno on the street leading to the pepot. at the crossing of the Canal. OiKelly, 2X; D.f - rhysieiaii ' and 1 Surgebtii Office' and residence on ivyon Street, jro., near the depot, - sOffico hours, day and niKhU t 8-ta2 M.;Dr,Vi,i ,i Surgeon, Pliysicfaais1 aiid" -Alfcsuy Oregon. OtMtetruM gAa'jJasSao of women anj phijdran apaeialty. OffiM at Piuuuer'a Drug Store, liealdenc oil Slconi street, two doora w eat of MoutL-omery. ...... ii9tf Smith, II. D.-; -PhysJid and .urgebl V t .i - , i . ..... ' -i-iVt.jay, oyejfvv,4 .'vi,.;:,' OFFLCJi-rlN : FROMAN'3 ELOCK. Reaidenm on Third street,'nearly op posite the M. K. Church, Sonth. ll:4-tf !TOIjXiy?oj.m.iM :. .v: , : ALBANY, OREGON, Fill DAY, NOV1I.M13ER If,, 1878. ..v..,, .:..--:V,!T::l.;T;-:;:Na'ite; I I !T J- ."n VU tall Iflilllfni BUU I - wvw r . v lUil lUnuiLIAl 111 III V HIITULUJII I . b wH M W V BnnK H M . I MB u & j. I Jj. FORD. J. -J7CZZ-""r"' Old, IJtCJJLljl, TRUE. I .tf. !" ; l-irttlw) ill 1' ara( oaalH to a. .HI mmmtmrtvl wamrtvt at tkat gnat ABMrtraa Bwiwdy. tb i 1 . llustang Liniment, FOR MAN AND BEAST. . TU Uttlwmrt,ry aalnmUjr ortnlMilr ! lM.iaWyl as. warn Natara prarUotla asr tuaumlna u.-n arprUlng antUotaa fur thintulu.f;n. til.,:" dna. Iu tama tu lma apraadlss fv Sijmrn aatunew ltcot;lrcte)hehabltableckbc. Taa Kcx!raa ilwumng IJalment I a tuatrtiU-s. rwljr tbrallcxuraalallaMaiH af a awl uimi To stork owmn and farmer It U lavaliiabte. j. Aalnelo boitlaefwai aane a haraaa Ufeoreva tone the wrutw-aa tt aa azealiat o. ., aB-.oaehsraw " J t ! M V f if j :. - H Cim foetVDi'haoafl. ttoatinra.l(nia . Mnw-vorn, ahoultlcr-rot, mange, lb. bitra and stlnc cf polaoaoaa rrptilcn and iaacvt . and cv.ry aackiraittektote!kh(vltnx and t.h life. ' it aaraa anr exteraal awuUa at law, rack aa laxoraeaa. arratchca. awlanj. .prmin., I.HiiMr. wlad rail, rlapboac. etc.. etc t TheStcxIca Uaa&BLliilnit la tlMi atiir . car la tao arorU fir kcUniu oj:unii; (4 tl.i tUDllr. la tba abariK of a phf; '-Uiii ..!. e.. ' . aoxna, araldai apra:svta) aadi. torn rhmo tfaavaad atia3canaMidv4 brXmr' rrM It at a aaanpeat njumty lar tn wmA. r.j-f- awantai tb. muaa a twer. axl'a1ael' f appilcatUMi U erccrally aufBcagat tocit.. , atalcaa Maataae I talmut ta at aft m tniaa' slam of IwWlaa, the bwrat atte. kalaf iinifaMlaa, etahr mac a the chatt, Fvld ewrywanv. ' i . .,u.': . ; wa Sii . . riiyiticiau . nna.v!9iurscoiiu llavinx pernmneatlT aving permaneoilT iooated in the city 11 of Albanw and entered vnon th ihirtr-drstTearof bWrtactJce. resrectfnUT temlers hie CTofiaaioaat nl!5 ipr tbo citizens of Albaay aod sttrroilndisc new try. l - ' ? ri.T t.M.riUiAT, va- one at roabnr a Maaomi rag rkore. Reshasaiea tra MM Sfrera. nir-, poalil laaiaaiinf. tha bkae fKraroad aifa mi rastmea an antoae a pnaeaamtt. Onto, ia Parnate's afakT U na itt .M Dad Boor, where he aurrbe loaia'rf boon darer ai,h ka not a oaaaakaBa-u :arf Wl I.I.13 SIT a K17?af 1 1 U , . jLm an.t e Jial 7-Bit;. 5; t if '; jma.fA i-ia i Anrea atr tA Oorner Meennd sod Ferry aui., Albany. Ofrn -i:. j l X. Ijt CS ll Aa 1 3 ' Are prepared to madaractar 'earriagea and Wadena at short notice and of the very They make the Paaxrcif Cabbxaobs ask Busouatof the Stale. r" sVoae at shortest notice and in the moat , . . ' . -1 . SKILLFUL MANNER! - Vhelr work and material is" warranted to e Brat eiaea.. .- ,r( nir,un iviun3lf;i j - - CKKA MTEBV nwsv-. f t: 1j Mrititdi sill tf aJT a l , f" " - .Wi'S 1-1 'mJA-..ilkl TJlj tt? A.T K'j ? :.,-n r-j rtfj?"'i , AH klftfl!. Of :5B d3A, . - JUi-M-ilf 9tt ; ". v : their taiem-:icr' .. K w. .. ..- 1 . t--iid4li jiii..iifa4irf UVi3-J f iiv-'i erfai!t Caeda PeUTres! te aay 'Tart ef itigliif. rne a Castraei "'' MARX DAUyOART: SAS lVewIlfJirSaSStdtS l aaar wiaiairiiii yji Mkvt THE FINEST kArmSN 'it l .A A I Tine Celebrated 8a. Mnpg' SJONlWAJiL.WHISKEYi . j . i . . . . -w. ... a a v. aA The finest whiskey In the State. " .'T T3 tf?-r.-!', i Ti:.f.iiyivt Whiskies,' Prciifeli- BraWi Slivf H: Bitters of every kindrand tbe best lrfaids 'Of tobaefeoaad fcafrs.t5 - . .Ttt at! i . i i-'i j ;.. want everybody to understand that I have opened out a ilrat-ciasa new liq-. nor store, where city and .country deal, era can procure (hetr icka ttiVtMisA prices, with only freight added. . . Rooms on the corner, of Front and Ferry Streets, Albany, Oregon, v .i ji i-. 2hif. ii . ii. i i ,. j M i .... m . .. . , .,n . .in ill Mijjj,jiio -.tl .fa i-V-i -Last I 4 '; t Jaf"". . F, A. Lehmarm, Solicitor of American sd Furij,-a rateuta.' WaaiiiuVton,' D. C. Ait buameii bnb.'h:il with Pateuta, whether before tiie Patent- tHEc3 or ix Courts, prorepiiy -riu,l to. "No enargais made uuleaa a patent iaaecurcd. .'iieud for circular. It 13 . i of wineiiiaAWBeer,4 fAV The Trlksme Charge Jtrratrt -The lral deaital Vale aal the Werarklnc Hoard MaalpMlalloaa-rniad had Ike Kc speaklfclltty, 1 . J TIt fiowiitg ii tlio full tekl of ..lit?. Tildon'a card in, ttpl fa thn rwent nllo Tribiiw'&ffxxyuxglii' , ,.ogotiiitioni.'7 cipher telngnunt oonU'ruiUtini ttn j.ur- cto9fr!VoUsa IFUtruUVuti South itarblimt;" '' ' ' ' i " ' ! -.t -.4ti ' H i:ila Jai..i ii nav4' roaJ tho- publication ia Uin TVtouna of tho t.U-' inst. '. pnrirtlng to ba InuwJtttivua of cinltor". tuluiriitins rc- itlng to the oanvaan xt vbtea in Flori da at th rwsiilcrW jelojton of 1570, and iaye looked over Ulioae ju ijUoil in tho Tribu tJiia morniug mlating to the ctinVais in 8oii,h; Carolina.; ' I huvo no knowledge f jtWnejwtouoo tlieHo tolegramitjViior-any information aliuut them',',; etpt r-wnt ba boon Jonvod fronvor niuce 'tlo iul)liciU,iou of ibe Tribune: , Ho much - for tlieau tttlogranta generally. I aball apeak yet inoro ic cificallv aa to tume of thcut. iTirbti Thoao wliluh 1 rtJat. J mi oflVrr purporting to,have bn-J utndo in lxlia!f of ao in a ruembeni of tho State IWrtl of CanvaiSr9 of Florida, -ro 'givo for a o cumary copiciwation tvrtiticntr to the Democratic. iJijctora who had bneit actu ally ehoaerur r. i Non of these t-hgraniit, nor any tcl egranta communicating auch an offer, or answer In; such a tiller, or relating to such- an oiler, -aa n by tb, trana latod to mo, or Uie eoalcuta of it in any manuar. made known to mo.. ' 1 batl no knoalwljo of the existence W'punWVt bf iaiy , tok-xmm relating to tlijtt subjwt, nor did I believe the fact UiftJUtiifch..i.. r .1 M.r.U J " cat thJ ceil el cm:- It tb, tb H S1&.CU . a varouni.e loi. irrrrr, or tlia .it..,.. .,r !,..:. bf tem no lrac, definitely and iKtfitive lyj AKo'ono'ofaiich Ulfianis, cither In cipher or translated, was ever shown to or its contents made known to mo. No ofu-r arnogotiftbo ,in behalf , of the pLUs canvasseis of South Carolina, or rot any. ot them, or any dealuta with an v oi mem, in resioct to tho ccrtilicat to ihe , electors,, waa even authorized or sanctioned in aay manner by mo. direct ly or through any other Tnion, I will huld that no offer to Rive the certificates V'W'";'!! ?3ta n tliftj ioinoqratw i ,.i.L.tr r :.i .. . c : i v.tju.vi n, vyuiuui uiiuil VI prOUllKCS OI piL(ce, or money or property no nego- liaUon of that rutura In Lehidfof uv ',"! n3mr jf atteh Ijoard r, with any such iomurtjuj .atieuiiH, to inuuenoo the action of any auclf; member or to Influ ence, the aotion-of any elector of Preait- tdont jqt Y.fcoi '. Trcsidont "by .' such, mo tivjes .waa eor entertained, considered Or tojera-tcd by mo, or by anybody with in jny influence, by my consent, or with mj knowledge or aorjuiescenco. No afich contemplated trar. sic lions could at any time haye Cptoo 'within Wwogeof mj power withouf that iiower Tfi; in- staiatly vrertod to erush it' out"-' " ' ' 'A' belief waif dotiUleui enrrntthat certinoates "frn UlrO' Stato of Florid.t eoaforming- tolhu !actaal 1 Vote hf the people 'wero i) the nwrkeft. ;' I have not the slightest doubt in the wdrld,' said J.SalatnMaH (.whol waA in Flori da lafthMifrft'i rt a'-'reefent ' inton-icw wtlSJlll4p.& c-gaklivaee beWiiouht; it .drvTilUen fit Va4 fcndwtf tliat t-rtHor 6po Vf tho twftftyrlty0 ffc$$ jiViiViyority of Ue i'it)Biiiitate ;nn-ttacr could eArtrot it'Sctto hfi.1 -Sfre the.c.rti8- JhAattsould ifcUla the. IVenidtsnfinl con- carjdidiit'C' tfl$JVx$, VvoAOe'xqtf,. Hd Wcss2blelo rrarliariducements tlioy.orcrU.sWrwby the esbiraony of iIoI4ri tlcha1rfrt!fi St4to Vakter'..'ia:?!iw!vm fore the Potter coin tavtt Beavins June i sat; Demotjratia felectoraX and that the fact eyein appeared on the face of the coun ty Uvurnk ltfdi :mon; th,em the trup'return ' from ilakor opttnly, not withstanding tho .creat. frauds Against tliiJ Dotiioeratff Mr' (trfo'tif the county retirii4."-'lf j ulo c infeAaod,'' i,hat in voting to give- tho certificates to tho Rebjicaft UortrjteijfX thfcf influence of promises tlat he sliould be rearded in caMrayes'became Preidert, addingtat.p'oortaiidy these protaises mustiiavo diad a strong con trol vef -myindgTiicnt ttndction.'! . ana' returning board, had lieon repeatod ly offered-to Mr, . Ifewit; "and others they tfete fgxve a 'fiipoftf '.iho .ltepalv lican Selectors, who had been m'ectod b Marge. majoHlJt f "tho'oter' and Ihe mef f'ot'fhU ' returning : board now iQBgcB the mosjjaniportane fodei Al oflides in that State. , The!; frfegnkht faclj &$Wj Cnia'pV& jQao :qtji.ies9 inp.boftcJ gave their certifioiites to the DelriedrrxtiS'M fclectorS. ' birt 'tli'er :hll VV.t Kftiadu tiv!Ais tMI i iui!i ; .. ...-, had a 'twrfectly - formed';; purpose from jWhicli. 1 ,)hevr deviated Jfi.wrd or act,a purpoea i waioh whs known to or assdmodi aH'-iwita-whrirri 'T'w-A?!' lii habitarcommunicatidnV'.liV uuifjr, j mi-txx qhius .was toueaia- Vo0a4 of by certificates to be won from fidrrulptrgt urnlhg. (boards by iijy , form ofi-venali iaduceinents, ,'i whathe,of . of. jicesi or money, I :was 'resolved to take no "part in, the, BlialaeCui.competition.and J. took Aoite.v :Xhe main interest of the had pemiotVorWifoforigJi to desire it l$rtf?&$i&'rm tl.a'a".$.-.0,- 000 or i-)U,0uU VluLorv wlituh resulted in titv nli.nl inn wan tlio exiectation that through tho chief iiugititracy a system of reform aim ilur to that which had bwn ao accom plished in our metropolis and in our Htuto adiumistration would be achieved in the feileral covornment For that object it was neewwary that I should be untrunmoleil by any eommitment iu tho choioo of moil to oxecuto the olhoei of the govct-nnient and untramniolud by any obligations to special interetH. I hud been nominated and 1 was elected without ono limitation to my perfect iu ili'('iiilunco. . To havo surrendereil or compi'oiiiiHiHl tho advnutagiw of thia K hition by u. doiuJuig coniH!lition for ltituniing board certiliuatcn moiiI lmve lien to abandon all that made victory dt'riirnhlo, nnd everything which could hnvo anntained mo in tho larger strtig glo that victory would havo inioMcd niMin, mo. X wus reKolvrd to go iniA tue t residential chair mfnU command of all my reKources for iwefuIneHs, or not at all. ', ' ' "While tlaia alwtaining from an ig iioiniiuouH competition for mich certili cat4), I haw thtwe cortiftcatoa obtained fur tho ltopublicattH doc ton), who had not bten chosen by tho poopta, and de nied to tho D.iiu iit-ratio elector, who hail been dtoaen by the Jkj jple. These false and fraudulent certiiicates, now confess ed aud proved to hava beon obtainei) by corrupt inducemenU, were afterward made tho pretext for taking from tho leople thoir rightful choice for the Pres idency aud ; Vico-Prtatidency. These curutieatoa wtsro declared , by tho tribu nal to which Congreu. had abdicated tho action ot deciding tho count of dis puted electoral votes, to bo tho abso lute ami indisputable conveyance of ti tle to tho chiuf magistracy of tlio na tion Tbo State of Florida, which had united all her executive, legislative and juilicial powers to testify to Congress, Ions before the count, who were her nuino agent, which ' had by statuto usea a rc-canvass, the itaue of new JrtificaUss, and a formal, sovereign su kontication of tho right of the true fedora to deposit the vutos entitled to j counted, was hold to bo incapable of tnmanlcatmg to Uongretai a fact dch everybody then knew and ahiuh taut now be disputed. Comrress. ugh vested by tho constitution with authority to count tho electoral i, though .UBrestrictad either aa to , ffiutA avhun it. .Imnl.l m...:.. ufiuce or as to Uie natuto dunce, and though aubject to no appeal from its daicixion, was thx-larod to have no iower to guide its own count by any information it could obtain, or by any authority which it might accept from tho wronged and betrayed Suto whose vote, was about to bo falsified. The monstrous conclusion was thus reached that tho act of ouo man holding tho de ciding vote in a board of Hi to canvass ers (for ' without his concurrence the frauds of the other returning boards would have failed); in giving certiucatos known at tho time and now by him Belf confessed to hav. been ftle aud fraudulent, and confessed to have been obtained by the promise of ollice cer tificates whoso character , was known mouths before Congress could begin the con nb must prevail over all tho reme dial powers of tho State of Florida aud of tho Congress of the United State combined, and must disioo of tho chief iuai!vir;-y ui mix repuiMic.. . i.V-. S. J. Tn.ueM. A (.otttv Titiinrn. . . ' A .JlooniU,. corrupted by a recent visit tit iJofh'o, is ruining his soul by the relation of a sinful anecdote con cerning Cherokee Jack, a iiodiean gam bler, and a clergyman of that place. Tire parson waa asking for subscription looking to the erection of a .church tor the ornamentation of the Kudie land scape,; and entered a saloon, whoro tho gambler was seated at a table, stirring a hot whisky. Tho parson hailed him in this style i.,;.;.;;, ., 'ilr. Jack, you are an wngrxlly, but, I bolievo, a generous man. Will you contribute something to the erection of a church in, our midstl" . Tdw gamblosorrie one thought deeply tor i.'timc, consumed half his punch and iriuitit) rejily c .j . .. v.sr . fl'W - tell yon what 171 do,, parson. Voti woro one of the boys youraolf bnat. l'v& been told.. : Suniiose i wo play a gam of seven-up to sea whether L give you $10 or n,othin'n.(; ',; , A lights born of tha, . recollection of otiiardnrs, gleamed in 'the evos of the holy, man, and ho lifted in. his voice and ried aloud : , j - -,. :, -'... ... , ! '?It's a whack !" They sat them down,1. tho3o two,' tbe godly and the sinful man, and out for deal. " The parson won and turned ut a jack1-;' ,'; :. "Count one for the Lord," spoke the parson, and the Cherokee begged. ' :i ' "I'll j;ivo.j yon one," said- his rover- "It goes," said Jack. - f.i "And that inakos one ' for tho devil," quoth tlw i parson. i But behold, when at the end of the deal he took account of that which had copia into his not and spake;,...-. ,., ;;.'"...-, .',!('.'. '.n-.-. c"IIigh, low and tho came added to Jny friend tho Jack, scores four for the Jord. ,, , ... ,. . 'JI'm bucking agin a - game that the devil can't help a fellow in," complain ed Cherokee, as the parson soored threo on the next deal and went ont. "When tho feller you're play in', with puts tbe prayer Jtdpdoo on the., keerds," he add ed, as ho handed over , the $10, "there ain't nrshow for sucli as dip," '" ;"; 1,1 I si i t 11 . ! . ' . I K' .. I I - 'I'try hard, your h'onor, 16 ;, I, i. i i.a be hoii- eat y". said, a, poor, follow, iu , our court- ho user the other day "but sometimes it seems as though a man' couldn't bo hon esty unless . he . stolo the , mouey' ,to bo honest with.", i - .' : ;i- i i ! m - . ' A'.nian and a brother", has discov ered that,, there: is a difference between tuo tioK oi ii nea ami the ticK ot a watcn, viz.:, xtie ticK ot a watch is on the inside, whilo the tick of a bed is on the outuidt. . . ., ; . This truthful story Is about some ir tieuiar girls that Erastus Daily of somewhere out in Michigan had on liand. lhoro were six of Mr. llailey's girls, all daughters, and willina to be niarried, as the old gentlemen was. wil ling they should be. He had put. them on tho matrimonial market in one sweet buneh, utterly regardless of .extteiMe in way of curl papers, storo frizzes, hooka anil eyes, and hair-pins; they were dis played beforo young men, aud middle aged men and all kind of men, on all kinds of occasions, but none of Mr. Uailey's six daughters fished for , a husliaiid with any kind of Jack; not ouo of them mado a catch. Other men's daughters went off like hot cakes it seemed to Mr. Pailey, although neither he nor his girls could see any reason why men should be so miserably stupid. Pailey'n girls were everywhere and yet no man ever went where they were; they were offered free of cost to anyliody who would take them off the old man's hands, but nobody seemed to want cheap girls with red hair and pug noses. It will probably never be found out bow the idea came to strike Mr. Itailey, but he finally resolved to with draw his girls from tho market, and gavo notice that not one of them would listen to airy kind of an . ofTer of marrlAgo. Only philosophers will know why ho settled upon this remark ablo course as this, but be. was himself a philosopher. Mr. 11a Hoy consulted with his six ml headed girls and tksn went down town and told everybody that he had nut a stop . to all footing around his (laughters ; that he had locked them up and would stay at home with a club to keep the boys off if leas determined measures f riled. The ef fect was immediate and tremendous. In two days some of the boys began 'to watch when the old man loft the house, and then they slid in to see his pug noted dnughteta, but they always slid out a few minutes beforo pa came home. Wbon Mr. Bailey was told of tbeso things he put a padlock on the gate, and tho boys jumped over tha fence, rather liking tho romance of the thing. In two weeks one of tha girls lowered herself from a second story window, ran ofT with one of tho boys and got married. Old Mr. Bailey tor around in a dreadful way before the public, put aomer iron barx acrom the windows to prevent th waptnj of any more girls, and congratulataail himself on his cutanea. In another ton days the second girl bad got otf iu some manner utterly inexptkable and came back with a husband, and a third set tlod herself for betur or for worse with a bank cashier ouly a little white fur ther On. ..- . .; This is all the matrimony that had occurred in that family at last advice, but the old gentleman is wailing with abundant hoje that the other girli will glido noiselessly out through tho collar or fly out the chimney ami climb tho fence and get m tried. With three girls on his hands still he has bought a shotgun and chained an unusual fero cious dog in tbo back yard and pat ao extra bolt on the back door. ; Ho gives regular warning of these things all over town every, day and hopes for the worst. It will certainly be real is, for everybody knows as well as Mr. Bailey, that when von lock up anything there aro always lot of poopto waiting for a chance to break; in and carry it off; and this always works the more ' so with" a girl tlaa an; thing ,,'A man who. wouldn't steal your- pars doesn't have any scruples 'about ' carry ing ' off, your . girt , There is ', probably no moral in this story, but it is an enduring' lesion to all fatiors; ock .op your daughters. I'hiliflelU Tiute, . j ' ' WHKK TO MIST alOriJBa.'' ''i l!' Paint applied' to ' jlho exterior of buildings in autumn winter will en dure twico as long as when aiiplied in early summer or; hot ' weather. Tft'the' former tt dries sjowly, , and. become hard, . lika glased sorfaoei not. easily affected, afterward by' the hot' 'weather, or, worn off "' by , the tcatinir' storms. I! Ut in very hot weather,: the oU soak in the wood; at bhet' leayfnsi' (he lead nearly dry ,ail ready to, crumb.Ie' Oft ; This , last :4ilucnltv. hOwver.: might in a measure be girardol agairoit ii . a . ; ; . "i .i. . J myugu a an iiiaroatiOii , exjiorwe, , oy first going over tbe . surface .with : raw oil. 'Furthermore, by itint,injj in" cold weather tho annoyance of small pies, which invariably collect during the warm season on fresh paint, is avoided. As an ofiset to this there is a troabla with slow drying paint it U that the dust, which always 'will collect J upon exjiosed , surfaces, will : keep" eolfeoting as long a the paintj : i ; not ' dry, and stick to it, so that to obtain smooth surface, free from' adhering dust, it Is hecessary to secure quick drying. "This :.. !.n ' .i. '; a caKHiiatiy uu oaso wueo, varnuning. We have often been diaanpointed. and no doubt so have many others, that th varnish, usod to dry So slowly that '.dust had time to settle on it before '"be came hard.;,!,,!'.; ' Z .. .'.'..'. ."i' ., ' .' 1 ; i 0 a. ' I " ' :.'.'.':' '. WTEat Mt AXats'"'; L..1 i j L. -'. .' . . ...I . 'I .1 -. ' It does no good, Some tins hare a seeming compensation or r, apology a present gratification of sotne sort but anger has : none'-It C'.fes.lly';ia to mont, and hen the storm of passion has cleared away it leaves one to see that he has been a fool, and has' .made himself a fool in ' the 'eyes Vof others too. An angry man adds nothingT to it.-.'. ! .,.i TY liltL .?'J' tvf wtiiare oi society. yiJ 00 some good out more hurt. . Heated pasaions, make him a fire-brand, and it is a wonder that it does not . kindle flames of discord on everv hand." With. out much sensibility, and often,1 bereft oi reason, oe Bpeaaetn juae ine .piercing of a swordi and bis tongue is an arrow shot out. . He is a bad element in any community, and his removal would .fur nish occasion for a day of thanksgiving. Since, then, anger . ia useless, ; needless, disgraceful, without the least apology, and tound only ux the bosom of fools, why should it be indulged in at all? ti. ..ii t.-' I'll . "; aim. luiiuwiiiy utuie, Tireparel lor reference, shows the political sentiments and the date of the inangnratlon of eacn a resiuent, Uie length, of time he lived after the event, and his age at the i tine pi ins ueatu ,, 1.' OeorgoWashingnJndopendeiit, inaugurated 1789; lived ten years; age 68a. I.' Ill MI . i! J , I ;'!!::,.. 1 ; j 2.1 John ,Adms, . Jmlepondent, , in-, augurated 17U7; lived 2J years age, j 3.' Thomas' Jefferson, ' Democrat, f;i auguratod 1801, live.1 23? years; age, W i 4- w i :'. ..;.; i . 4. ; James -Madison, Democrat, in auguratrsl IftO'Jj lived 27 .years; age, s. . . . ...... i . , A , 5. James Mcmroe, Dornocrat, in augurated 1817; lired 14 years j age, - i-.T,i!!il , n ,. ii! ; 6. John Q. Adams,. Whig, in augurated 1825; lived 23 years; age, 81. J i ' h ' '7. Andrew Juekson,' Democrat, in auguraUsl 1829; lived 10 years' age, ; -,. l- , . .... ,i ,..,: .,; ! . 8, j Martin Van Buren, Democrat, inaugurated 1837; lived 25 years; age, 9. W. H. : lrairison, Whig, insgur ated 1841;' Uved 1 month; age, 08. 10. JohnTyterV.I.,Indopend4nt, inauguratori 1841; lived 21 years; age, 72. 11. James K. Polk. Deiiilwrat.'ife- aiigu rated 1845, i lived !4 yars ; age, 12. Zachary Taylor, Whig, inaugur ated 1849; lived 1G months; ago, CO. j 13. Millard Fillmore, V. P., Inde pendent, inaugurated Irt.W; 'Jied 24 year; aire, 74. .! . . ;.;,;.,!.: r 14. r rank lin Pierce, Democrat, in- augurated 1833;, lived 1C years; ajte, i T3. "' James Buchanan, Democrat, in- augnrated 1857; Hd 'II tears; ag, , H, Abraham JJooolu. Booublican. Inaugurated 1801; lired 4. years and 1 months; age, 56. , 17. Andrew Johnson. V. P.. Indo- fiendent, inaugnarated 1863; lived 10 yean; age, 67.. ,,('. ; 18. Ooneral Grant, Republican, in augurated 1869. Tyler and Fillmore were elected Vice Presidents as Whigs, and Johnson as a Republican. Their "independenco" fol lowed their inaugurations as Prtsi- TM BU B aiBTStaOiBAtV Borne months since the, following in cident of the lat war was i elated in the AW. . Mr. James 11 Moore, of Morgan town. North Carolina, on one occasion went out in front of our lines to give some water to a wounded Yankee who was lying' in a helpless condition upon tho ground but lately occupied by the Federal forces . and from which. ,they had recently been dfivem The man was crying pitoously for water, and the bullet were rattling around from both armies." J Moore "said he intended to risk tbe, exposure to do a deed of mercy and went out to him. lie proved to be a captain, of. a . Phila delpbia regiment, who was profuse with thanks, and offered ' Moore his gold watchwnich the- gallant ' Confederal declined.1 He. begged v for his name that he might, if he survived tha war, remember him; , This he wroty, down fit his memorandum book., , Tho,. cap tain " recently wrote " here to'( see' " if Moore wa livings-said " ho was rich, bnt dying ef consumption, and 'wanted to provide for Moore in.iiis wilL ,Mx. Moore ; wrote.to lu: and, received -.a friendly reply, telling, hlin there, were ten thousand dollars set' apart' for his se,' td be paid in installments bf twb thousand dollars eacli.;: The- federal officor has - ainoa ' died, and ; the , other day the first payment of two thousand dollars was received. . Truly 'tis "good to give even a cup of 'cold water in the right Spirit'iYraadtfaV.l ) AW . i'-j . .. j hrn.v . :ijAl lad in 'Boston, Tatuer-'sinall ' for hts year,' works in an offioo as liarratid boy for foo?,' gentlemen ,who ,do buar ness j thera. One day the : gentlemen were! chaffing him about beintr.so small. tatdsaldt6hhri; a'w A; r ,i",,f- ,o I'fYou irul never afmount to' miwh ; yon iiever oan, do Jrauck busineas ; yoii arbV!. too,,, smajla" TJie, ,t,p n.fetlow looked at them, X "Well," said he, 'Vmall asT. am, T caa1 do somethrng which1 Whe"bf 'yim four men can1 do.-i fA:,.:i 'hIT .j.ui "Ah, what ia thatr saiilthey,, . . '"I don't know as I, onght,..tof.toll you," he ropUatj. But they wpro .anx ious to ,'know, and ; nrgod hifn" t6 tell what he could dd 'that 'THone 'cf them were able to do.lh i4 !u; d 1 '! "I can keep from' swearing T said tho little .fallow.- lThere lbwas; some blushes on four manly faces, and .there seemed (o ' be very.' little anxiety "for further information W the' point. ' '' ! ., ii ,ieia ' ' , r. )'..' : TAS BACK AXf, tllTEj niN BO.H,.)(! T jA'youhg iady ii; a neighboring toWfi ha 6nt OS S basket of luscious fruit. She was once one ' of 'our J accomplished girlai trod commanded respect and ad miration' wherever she0 Went.' tThough many sands have fallenrdm the bourj- . :.. . - al. -tl'iil I -I'll ..-.. .iii , t J.i... glass of the, silent. Angel since aha moved from our midst, and all things. .iA riA' Wi-.'..i.i-ii -.a:...l awa.o uw . vwu aiuijr ' aiavo wiau bquiiudi nightly i in borhirig beauty 1 tlie Kill of heavan, are. markjedi and.: marred, with, the,, shocks of doom,, still a L cheerful welcome is extende to her y all. with tbe hope that; her skies' inay !alyays glow 11 with ' iaiipernatinted ' rainboWaV and that tha hereafter; whidh looois lip before ns isjlLf mSy; . he 'garlanded, ,: not with Uiorns,) bub roses brightf as those which erst did bloom on at a duoean, hiiis. -Knoxville iTrioiai, J .... 1.' i J v.- ! 1 liiiiU 1 A , -"EmiIy how do yoU dot'' I "I'm ery .well, i ulia i ; 4 pelebratod my0 wooden wedding' lagt week: . f'You ? , WhyI didn't know you were married. . How, did you' celebrate V "By 'marrying a blockhead." 1 -' SII4I.I, THE FARM KB BE RlflATKIr ! 1; '., . .1 .... ,i -1 v '. j. t ... . Although il has been said that ever farmer should not try to be a geologist, meteorologist, clienjint, etc, or stiidv medicine to be his own doctor, or ht to make it unnecessary to ernidov v lawyer, or theolo''y with the sole view of doing his own preaching, still therv is little doubt that all general in forma tion, ana tbe more exact the better, baa a tendency, if well, .applied,, to be useful to the farmer's best . .interests. Evciy.cultiyutor desire to gather from the soil, at' smalt expnse, large croi, with as little injury a possible to the source of production. lie cannot do this without being familiar with the general principles in the various de paitmcntM of his profession and yn'ler sUnding most thoroughly the art of agriculture. The men who grow crops wen must .understand the natnre of whIm, which lncliuh more research than would enable him to arrive at the con clusion 1 that one is ss ndv and another clayey, etc. Also, if he would market his crops to best advantage, and prdjier ly attend to the multitude of affairs that accumulate about the farmer of to-day, he must possess some knowledge beyond the common branches of read ing, writing and arethrnetic. ; What kind of an education, f hen" ahrmld the fanner have! Whatever oiber.opinions theyinay entertain in regard to the tamer's education, all will arreo that One of the, most essential . branches of that education shall be a thorough train ing in business affairs.- This," more than any other one thing will fit him for tlio various and many-sido, tranac tions of his busy life. , It is necessary that he should be a man of businra as well as a irroducer.' It is. then, to bo regarded as a hoirul him cf tha times that so many of our farmers' sous are educating themselves thoroughly in business affairs. It is a guatantee that bi future they wilt take a hi-dier standing, and b more indeixmdeht ahd i . . , ... 1 Beu-rciiabt. ,-.i ; i vi - ;il- ' . 1 -. WBATTalE 1.R4SCB MAS MIE,' ' Before the day of the arrange, far- mers, knew, but little concerning the first cost of the most common articlra they ne. The difference between buv. iK for cash or. credit h( one of the thinss we are beginning to 3carn. So, too, of large quantities or small. Cer tain manufacturers would not sell a doxen plow point n( a time for cash, for any less than a sincte one on credit. Hhrewd but honest dealers am . not backward about socking tbe grange trade and making it an object for far mers to uny for cash, and in large quantities. Life and fire insurance asso ciations, on some plan that will keep their highest officer out of tho neni- tenttariea, and their natrons out of Oor houses, have also become neces sary. 1 he difference between, paying actual losses,- and neceasarv5 nnnn'aH is getting to bo understood. ' These a. sociations are already among th mast soccesumi and practical grange enter prises.', A little effort is., ail , that, is necessary to increase 'their usefulness many fold. While it would ' be impos- Bible to predict the future of our order. too much attention cannot be given to tb,e performance of its present require- .... ..wa. 1- nicr a ' r tcUi . TE.X Bl'lEll OB FAKHEKS. i i: Take'c.od na iters and resiA them i Keep an' account of farm 'opera libit. it ;a !..: - .; ui j j 3. Do toot leavo implement: scat. tereover the farm exposed to anow, rain anu heat, . . J ! 47 Repair tools and liiill.lm' .! proper time, and fdo not buffer a' snbso- quant threo told expenditure of money aod time. o.; ! - n-f Ui f; ,-1 Yti V80 lnohey judiciously,. And fa?. hot attend auction sales, tq purcliaae( ud. iiiiaa of trumpery because it is cheap. v , 0. See that fences' are well repaired. aad cattle not grazing in' the rn endows, grain neius or orcnards. .11. ao no rciuso. correct experi- menu, in a small wav, or luanv new tliingH.'4"' Ifcai oi attap' !- oi - ii -: i 8V, .Plant 1 fruit trees.: Icaro; well . for ( thorn, and get good crops , ,;.! " 1 9M jPrectioa,.eoonpinj by giving sk shelter 'during Uie winter ' also "good fooiT.'tatansr Ou(t, irthat'''& Vr.MnArT." hiilt'rotton,' ormouldy.'"'" h Jium n i sIIOb 1a not keep tribes' if dogs i and' cats arouna the, premises, who et more in! & month than jtheyare worth ( in all IbJeiif" lifetime. ' 1 - 7 1 .irin n na 1 n I r: -.'!. j .. roisoK ix tub MALLr.trr.R.' When' tho parent went into tlie; W- lot- to look for his news pa ji!-) lie. came suddonly upon his danghtor ivnd. her: yqung man, wij,b, thquu fuices so tightly glned to each other that they didn't note his entry" ', "Ahem 1" ie .pbseryod. . . ;Thd twain started,' and came " to' tue light with faces that bore every appear anoa of having! just been 'drawn out of a furnace..,, :.,t.v. '...; tK;i ., '."Anything , the , matter I'.'i grimly asked the. Old gentleman ' ' 71 , :"I think we krufet have fairitcdjsaid1 fehe in a whisper.it.; ! i oiiir Jj.-i --ta i'lTumph.: jhWhat madovvou , faint V be inquired, suspiciously, rUi, , ,;. , U This was, such a poser that ; she sank back exhausted, leaving her companion to hrry then safely1 forth. " With ' an awfuli wrench I i at his faculties; he gulped out! . v'.-.1r: .-is ;-.n-..i. r i"I think the.re must be poison in tho. wallpaper." ' t . - The' old gentleman collapsed.", ", IU I txiiT -i'v- , n:i; : ;; ..( I JVfc i.'JPi.ffttJ! JMJ '- f.: sunh'ght .are about ua if we would, only Aopgn . bur windows' and'let Hem in! ;';"."'' 1 'Kind? words 'ate-better iha'n't'goli,' and ! the-j voice -f a friend has 'saved many a man from ruin.: J ihU a . ADVERTisiira'is a good thing,'' but when a prominent grocer recently car ried 'to a funeral an umbrella on which . was 'painted conspicuouly thai business of his house, and held it over the, clergy, men's head while he read the prayers, the by-standers thought that he was running the tihnginto the ground." .'" Buslnes" notices jp he, Jljcal Columns 20 cents fer line. ' . ' " ' " For leicsl and trsnslent advertisement $ 1 00 per aqtiam, for the first Insertkm, and Ml eenta per square, fdr eanh fhaeqiinDt in sertlon., : , .... : ' '. , ,,.., RWAL ASStlTIES. The Britiah fiarllaiiient ha jnaf. tiU& Prince A rtlmr, the thinl ,mn f Queen Victoria., ; Who is imw , known Dakm'if oiiriaitfhi,an anonitr fif 10..' 000 a year fur.lifn,. oti; tbr"4'i-.n'j-a'. his marriagi-with' a fiij ; b ii H; The vote wahN,l ty a .111 til jit,i of tneraberx. oti tbe ground that the rev. nu eft of England are : alifadv - Jieavily! charged with larger annuilics fisr the royal family. r . be got from tho urn thus yearly id to Queen VictriHif Itbif her'cliildren and relatives out of the treasnrv. The Queen herself get: i hhont $2,(M"j0)0O besides tbe rewenuo of the .Ducbsis of 4Jh.u -. tor. which yields W 8200.000 more. The Ffiiico of Wales has, including his revenue frun Cornwall (i,t which he Is D'ike), fjr.Wl.OOO a year? aitd 'the Prin--- cesHof Wales 450,000.,! ,,-,H n'l a:! '. The Duke of , JKlinburth ;-rerveS 1125,000; the Duke-of 'Connaught at-, reaoy receives 4 J,uuu, auu wilt iiitve, by ' the j iartiame.ntary -vote "WfiOQ f mora on his marriage. 'PrHiee-LerfiKjId' and tbe Pranceasofriissi thqem'sl oldest daughter) hayo $10,000 each and theother daughters the PrinceHSes Alice, Helena and luise haye. $30,- 000 a year each.- ' ' " 1:5 '"'"' " 1 i i Thus Grvst. Britain para tb queoa a - family ao -letm than c$3,220,00O wilh. which to keep up their atata and spien- t dor. Besides this sum the queen's half, sister, her a nut, tbe Duchess of Cam bridge, her consinav Prirtowts-York and tlio Duke of Cambridge., -got, S 100,000 - more lietween them. . niM IAl.E01K.EVOIAX. ti. i ' Among the thousand's nd one articles ' sent to Memphis tbe benevolent souls of the,ciuitrj',,apc ,tlae,.eli-f of Uie fever sufferers, many are most use legs for the iieople, soias , of them loi- crously so. Some of. these the Memphis .1 nunncne tuuri lnstancbs : A seal-, skin victorine; adoren donble-liried buckskin glove,- that would -be' uaeftiF in Alaska; a dozen or aaoro ot twaotv. ful diciaises, embroidered .handsomely on the outer edges, at top and bottom,, , tbe latter though bright and clean, ev- , idently second hand. Some good pious l woman - had stripped herself . to the " - bono to give .aid and comfort to( our , sick, destitute and dying people. God . 1 1. . 4 . .1 ' . 1 1 - mess ner, say . we. 1 Here wera , txoces , of shoes, too,' of all size' shades 11 and projiot-tirniai There were 'sfippefs sufSw cieat to supply- all Abe. , in blisters who ' ever ilotirished, on; these .yofl,";, (SayH : the A vmlanche : ,"So; much, ,of thia stuff is so utterly useless, that we must" . laugh at the donors lack of atnowh-dge " of our wants, but ' tdhvn we think ef 4 tbe generous apirit that hasv prompted -: these liberal donations, we feel tuoref,,; tike crying." ' , ,. ... JtHa, ' .Ik, t .a i5j : The - editor of the London , JTruf h is a' Jew, . and a, v?fy able'oneand he makes the following. remarks: "I have , never understood' ' th-" tcchingneii 'of Jews at being caG4i.lvwaWen wfiea --; tha term is naed-ranher aaj designation: a of, race, than opprobriously X.-see ..,, nothing to be ,pacticubrfy ahroedr to be particularly proud of,"in""being a, Jew." 'In England, Jew8J,TtiVe'i 'greialf advantage over Ohrastajiasi beus k? while they have the adv4tagoi".lag -j Englishmen, they, also. , liae the advan tage of belonging to a powerful fratt-rni ty; bonhd, ftigether like Freemasons.ever terdy tb support hriy "of!i 'ehibers?' No eoplOiare iaore- eXoiusive than vh4& Jews, and.no povile hate more;mt ked-.c i traits of character. Let an Epgliman s and a Jew have,the Ra effort une and tbe latter wilispeud" mora than tbe for mer. Out of isinss"M,ey k.re'iiora os tentatious, more liberal and more char itable, than. Christians.; I would rat her," with. an. , eye to,, m yt own , interest, -la,, rt business with a Christian, tharyia Jew; but' were I a1" beggar, 1 would rauicr beg ! of a: Jew thhn a "Christian. A" H -1 ..ItKi. . os-"..'. .JMmel Nllsson's recent l6stnrubant-, to $200,00117 J.! Lii .19TWA.1 'jyjr;tor H11go.showSjj.4igns.pf jfiaing.. 'j tte has- taken to writing, ltry . f tj j ;i iDo,ii Giuseppe t'ecqi" brother;, of the' Pope, -has biftmTiised totlm prtjlacf." "x , iDelfosso,- idhe 'JDelgian.rliisfeer at3! Wahhiagtou, has born captftml h aiWi American belle, and the . wedd tuff'wilt take place this winter. i , -. Dr.'Krown; of 'Rockbor t, Xehtu'.iky, will "weaf his hair' long for" a' cob pU 'of "" yeara.'-! lie has ffworn off tot cirfr- ft u'hl s'l til a. Democrat ki Freaiiiect ia Tectel. " IrdLytton, .thoyiyiIji(Ua,i is an Jnoe3sait , workerf j( The posi tion hd ' occupies' is, hpwever, a very jabori ouS one; and nohe of the ton is 'super"-'' lldouei,'T" i i i i ii.'l . jiiiiajjK airs4 ;Dr. Curver intends to taisktfa louf of Europe, ..Australia and African 1 He- Will then,..rqturn to. j California ; and jcajjw tire from public life... ... , ,; M . JajdiA Squinn, the t last neal descqn. ,. dant of the' famous "Indian King Philip, is still living a6 ISTew" Bedibiy, llais., and although 83 years of.ace. !s ' StiU bright and vigorous-ax uJot-n na; , . APT0 1:tho,:5histonan,,i,is rigid teetotaler and firmly refuse. Vin,5) hiB gi-eat rjiairi and exhaustion "after T the' reccht,1fuha'wky 'ac'cidnli; totaste 'frl tho wine prescribed 4o Mmy hi doe'v SWMw-i't vii s .tfii'i- ti.-wr.it -Ji tvij't . ' , ia. - ,. j f. i IVat lT TO YtJtrH TBite CJati-S -3 !. ! .f.iiial s'htiil i.iii V '10 h1 ,ii:i. i ,,' ;TeacI 'UseiBX'aSt-roliMaee.d wall t-b ;. Ti 'Teach them.tomske, ,brqad. v. i aeach them to .make shirts.. ileach tnem not to paint and powder, ITeach ' them"' to t wear tlnck, warm ahoes.i t .n.' .11 leu.'-aJs au a fcbsT ': Teach them how to-.iafiki heiriowa.: j Teach'tti h them to ,wear calico. drees, it like a (iueerir rJ " - ! -;-" a 1 !.; . ana ao it luce a queen. " 'Teach them 'accompliishmeriiW-ns aslc," painting, dra win g--if.yeus. have iaoney'i eriojgh.. of. ytrctr pw4 ,.to -da it S'ith.- a Teach, them , the . essentials ot; ii fe .. j truth, honesty,' uprightness an and. at' suitable time let them marry " "" i I