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KATES r,Al'VKRTllf,U. lw t " I 6M ' : , ISSUED EVERY FRIDAY BY 1 Imh 2 Jn- . Sin. 4 In. t'l Vt Col '"1 1 1! 00 J . $1 to j 7 x ti Wl Jo no 7 00 I i i M IMI j 1f () n ixi ix on 20 OO I 40 fMI M t4 J3 I 1 (10 IS 00 8(1 (K) 41 00 fso ok 1. 00 22 00 st m a oo 45 00 C CO 10 IK) 3 U0 4 (I'l n oo 7 f0 10 00 15 00 1 f f i OFFfT..la"rH.marrnt'llIIllns,(a.4lalrt Curaer ilralaltia ana Koruml Ma. i Busines notlees ia ,Ue Ik1 Cofuians 20 ecnt per line. "' For legal and trans!int auTvorttiemiints f 1 00 per square, far the ft rut insertion, nd 50 cents per square for each subsequent in sertion. TERMS or Bt'BSCIUmOX: Simrta oopT. P Mr.. ,. MiikI eui', ttxmth ......... SlUfc-t CfiY, Uiraa uhmiUu btnicl ntunbar .S00 s oo I 00 10 VOL: XIV. A LIS AN Y, OREG ON 1 0 A Y, 0QTQ JKU '1 8," 1878. NO. 11. STATE RIGHTS DEMOCRAT :""T ' r I I I i V 'y, ' V j 1 PROFESSIONAL. CARDS. W. G. Pll12It, ;., j; ATTCSXEY AK3 COUNSELOR AT LAW. ALBAXT, SrCOX. Will practice In all the Court of the State. Prompt attention given to collec tions and conveyancing. .. , . . "Oroce on second floor of Brisrss's Building, 1st door to tho left. 7 U'. T. IV HACK LUMAIY, ATTORNEY AT LAW. ALBAXT, OREGOV sffOflloe in the Court House.- Vl3n50 ';-,,;! i ; F. f.1. T.1ILLER. ATTORNKY AT LEBASOX OUCUOV WIU practice in all the anuria of th State, from pi auenUon Wn to coUxUout, eoo vayaaces aud exaraiuaUoa of TltLa. ProtiaM builurM a eotKlil y. vlio.aHf. 1 J. A. XAXTIS, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW CORTALXIS, OREGON. ?IU practice In all th Cremi of the State avznce la ine court iiu - - f- - Kmm l. ; J. W. BALDWIN, ATTORNEY & COUNSELOR AT LAW, wTi.i practice in all the Court In the 3d, Sd nj ilb Judicial Ittstrtets: in the Hupreme 'win ol Ornf on. and In the Unltvd States lMa-ni-l tuJ Circuit Court. Oitk up-atalrs in front wiiu in rarrtsu'a brick block, t int St., Albany, D. M. Conley, ATTORNEY AT J, AW. O F KICK, 57 WIST YRY$T, STRKKT. Sp.xJ.u attention given, to coikxiious. .-. t.r Vi3nl:f r ' S. A. JOIIXS, ATTORNEY AT LAW, ' ALBANY, OREGON. syuoce In the Court Hov.U vSnaf. j. xv. nwnviix. ATTORNEY AT LAW. COBTAUJS, OESGON. fjTlal aUentien to collect Ion of nwonU. mrotaoe one door South of t- ixben brdc"-a TlunJSiyl. CHAN. E. WOLVEKTOS, momi ixa counselor it uw, ALBANY. OREGOS. to from an 1 brick, np talis. D. R. N. BXiACKBtJRN, ITTCEXEY AHQ COUNSELOR IT UW '. Browniville, Ot'oo. rlleetionap1'll. apCL R. S. STRAHAN. -. Albany. JOUN BURSETT Conrallia - STRA.H AN Si BURNETT, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Will practice in all the court in Oregon. Tl2n40lf . . . : I. K. WE ATHESTOSD ' 5 l (SOTABY PUBUC.) V i .- '- ATTORNEY AT law, - albas t, ecwex. ITJILL PRACTICE IX ALL THE 0OCBT8 OF THE If euta. Speeiai atteiUua girea to enllcetiooe and proiiate matter. g&O&oe in Briga' Baadiu. Url R ARNOLD, 1L D., Homeopathic Phjsician. ALB AST. OEEtOS. OtTICE HOURS FROM 10 TO 12 AKD from 2 to 4, Chonic IHseaaea and 8or gery a Specialty. nlOtf. H. J. E0UGHT0IT,II. D., ALBAST. ' ! -i i - - ' 'i'IKL 1 IE DOCTOR 18 A CRADCATE OF THE CXI- VERSITY Medical Colleire of Ne Tork. and ia a We member of BeUerae Hospital Medical Coiiege of Bew York. fJjScc in Dr. Bentona Drag Store. Tl3n7tf G. W. WILCOX, tlomeopathie Physician, ALBAKY, 0SE60X. "Offioe over rweedalea Grocery Store. Vl3n8tf Dr. T. L. COLD EX, OCCULIST AND AURIT 8AL3I, OIIECOS. DR. GOLDEN HAS HAD EXPERIENCE IN treating the Toriotis 2iseaes to which the ye and ear are subject, end confldeotof giving entire satisfaction to those who mar place inemseives uouer nis care, - 12. E. 0. 2TH, OFFICE IN FROMAN'S BUILDING, over Blain's clothing store. Resi dence, south-east corner of Third and Lyon fctrjets. - 131 D. B. Rice, LL D., Physician and Surgeon. OFFICE at Dr Flurnmer's Drug Store. Residence on the street leading to the pepot, at the crossing of the Canal. 13:29tf O. O. Kelly, M. D., Physician and Surgeon. aTm FFICE AND RESIDENCE ON LYON J Street, No. 353, near the depot. AKBANT. OREGON, Xflioe hours, day and night. 8-m3 J.A.DAVIS,MiD. Physician and Surgeon, Albany Oregon. Obstetrics and d'ueaeea of women and diildren a niecialty. Offiue at I'tmmer's Dray Store. Kesulenoe txi Stcund street, two doors west of Houtgonuiiy. . u9tf . . . 17. P. Smith, M. D. riiiilcian . and Surgeon. Albany, Oregon FFICE IN FRO MAN'S BLOCK. poai-v9 tits M. li Church, SoqUj. U:4-tf 1 ; WILI.I311T Sc BtlSCH, m .CiRRUGE MD WAGOJI MANUFACTUKEKS - i Corner 8onnd and Ferry Albany. Otto iV.t ty. i,iMifr(nn caniiurra aud wtNteoe atabort noUoe and of tne very BEST IIATERIAl.. Thov Mb the PlultJX CAKMaOaai AX Boaaiaa of the mate. REPAimG AHO J03W0RX aoae at ahortectnoUce and lata meet " . SKILLFUL; MANNER. Their work and material la warranted tn be Srateiaea, . , vltttuWU STAR BAKERY A1CD PROVISION STORE! (OXKAD MVEK, rrep. Coiner of Pint and rroadalbla Sta., Albany. A large atock of frveh FAMILY CSROCERIKM' kert constantly od hand. i f All kiadaof ; ' x FRESH -VZEQEOVVILEa -1 i In tlx-lr aeasoo. Ceed Drllvrrcd le aay Part er Ike Uy ;,: t rree er 4-luMwe. " t . i -isv.ctx. t f i 1 . - iJiIEJ Ij. t'OWAiV. i ,-. ' ... - ' .at ;j (icwmoi or . cot i a c.) LEB.VNON ORKOON. IKAL& IK' gcveral iTtEntii.nisi: WILL KEEP ALWAYS CX KAKD A FULL STCCC iDfsr oooxS! GFIOCERIEJ 1 1 A. Tltl WARK ! Bt amdl .SUoea t All for Sal at tke Lo. Prices for CASH r PRODUCE. . . AU peraeaa earia; A. Cearaq a Co', eaa acttle by Bailing oa mm at IVaaa.n. ' I ' . , . TnS4ti. jAMS3t.ccrrair. ' MARX: BAUM CART.' Wholesale Liquor, . Store KBKPS CO!HTASTI.Y OX UA!TD THE FINEST BRANDS OF.VLNES, ; LIQUORS, TOBACCO & CHJARSi . mu The C'lebrtl Ht. tala" STONEWALL WIIISKEY, The finest whiskey in the Stale. WTiislles, French I5rantlie, Sherry, Port, Claret, and all other kinds j of wines, Gin. Ale, Beer, .. . r a j , andl'orter.: Bitters of erery kind, and tb best ? brands of tobacco and Clears. t tI want everybody to understand tltat I ' nare opened out a nrat-cUiai whoteaale liquor store, whore city and country doad ers can procure their stocks at I'ortUtnd; prices, with only freight added. Rooms on the corner of Front and Ferry Streets, Albany, Oregon. . Mellwain d Magoon, , Wholesale and retail dealers b- f j cry ccods," CLOTKIKC, GROCERIES, CROCKERY, BOOTS &SK0E3, HARDWARE, WACOHS, ETC., ETC., Agricultural Implements Of all kind. FIRE INSURANCE. Agents tor the Imperial, of London, Kurtbc m, of London, and Wueen of lverpoul, having a cafuiW 4 S3,000,000 LUitO JUNIUS F. WHITING, HOUSED SIGN PAINTING. KALSOMINING, PAPERHANGINS, GRAIklNS, ETC the RELATIVE KSQ11ER CHANCRES akd : EESIOHG A SPECIALTY. Corner Second and EllsworUi Streets, f: --:- ': ALBAXT. OUWAf. - CITY EXPRESS. I HAVE. A GOOD TEAM, A FINE; strong hack, and will do any deliver ing or other work entrusted to me with dispatch. I came here to stay and expect ing to stick to this business, I solicit a fair share of patronage. Vl3n40tf , , ,T. J DTJGOEK. Pinal . . Settlement. . BJ-OTICE IS HEliEBT GIVEN TH"AT 131 the nndersigned, administratrix of the estate of George It. Helm, deceased, has filed her account for final settle ment in the above named estate. In the County Court for Unn County, State of Oregon, and , ; . ," ; TiCesday, tJte 5th day of Novi, 2878, at the hour of one o'clock in the afternoon of said day, ban been set by said Const for the hearing of objections to said Account and the settlement of said estate. . Dated this gGth day of 8e).tembrr, 1ST. . FKAN'CIS R. HELM, 8-4 Adm'r'x. tmo ova uxot'LAK comiinrwinaNT.'l ; l WMtUH LKTTtK. V Tahis, Siiiorubcr "Ui, .187?. After all, tltore. is thus much to sd- mirt, to wonder at and to ibiloiopliii)o over in a Univemil Exhibition, in tha fiict that each of these shows is, after its kind, unique; nni tliat tho thing in its complete entirety cart never bo seen again. Its comjwnont .j-arts may be, and in all irobabUity will. W, brought together again, tsiuce ono-hulf of the world in never tired of "hop-kceitig and tho other half 6f shopping, -orj id li hit, Of staring into shop windows and think- It would buy if it only hail iha money, ana in irusu, a tmvicia. oJtjiowuoa lx abstractedly only a manner of KtoiJo scopo. The manufiic-tttrvin and shop keepers Lave an ! enchanced strj.ply of artieoloured titreous fragments forth coming; and on a given day autlrortty giyes a cjlin.lor araluikiv to ,Uo ace-jut.-paiuinent of a ilourixh vO trtiuijxitii and a dhichargo of artillery, uiul niillions press to the poopholo, and surveying the now geometrical pattern, ejnculuto O CM) ! just as they do at a public garden when the final pyrotechnic boqnet be gins to unfold its glorias. , Jiut there will bo more exhibition ami more fire works in days to couuv It is int'xjKxli- eat, perhajis, to bo eiiUtiiitiaatM about anyUiing, bnt in no direction is enthu siasm of tho gushing kind as much to be deprecated as in tho caso of interna tional exhibitions as "Cijugrcsinui of In Uuslry" and "Fi-stivals of IVnc." 1 The World's Fair'iu Ijondon in 18.il was i mincil lately followed bya revolution in France. The Paris inhibition of 1833 was held in tho very iuid.st of a devast ating war U-twccn four of the great Ku iojean jiowprs; two j-ears after tho Kx IKwition Univ-nnlleof KS(i7 di.ibirld as it was in its actual. ti'twrBO by th iIcxicancitla.Mtroj.Iio camo Worth and Sedan, and a f'irjl?75HIl,h ono can say is that Yifcleia.jhuroiigljas escaped tho horror, of war by which the east Las been devastated,' and wo have not tho StTgliVs? id" VrsChat will neat, (jentlenten Jiavo always cried peace! ieaci-" when there is no peace, bat this neod not prove nt our enjo) ing the displays of all tho kingdoms of tha world and the glories thereof, which Satan and 7 the 'Vfrmcl icoile have grouted together hero for our tempta tion. . . T Jn Jecorutivo heonm 'aculptare, as I have more than onco obM..rvd, tho French are well nigh unnpprosxbable. In marblu statuary they hold their own very nobly, although thfy nro closely pressed by the Italians; but in eccU'si astical decoration, atid even in dtura- tive architecture, I can but think that France, through her addicted nets to florid color andexccs:ivoortiaiii'ciAtalion, is very wioiifcly. rf trpradin. .Tliat the painting, execatod by M. Paul llaudry at the New CJniid Oiicra llouso are tm ly m agn i fi wnt , an d th at the proor tions of that edifice are very grundiose, must at onco he obvious, lut I w.rt 1 r rn either too early or loo Jatetoapproe.ate the beauty of Uie Ojr I ousts facade. It sc-emi to me a meretricious mass, the whole clTt-ct of which, notwithstunding all the costliness , of the matet-ials of which it is composed, and ' all tho con suinato plastic skill which has been lav ished on its adornment, is not, to my mind, more attractive than M. Giran din's sweetstufT shop on tho Hue do la PaLx. And I am nositively sure that I never saw anything more arch i tec tu rally hideoaa .than thrj extef ior of the Exhibition Palace of the Trocaderox, or the facade of ths Champ de Mars Pal' acc with its clumsy figures hwking to wards the terrace of the bridge of J era The two towering portals . which give entrance , to f tho local exhibits of La Villa do Paris and tho C'alurie des Beaux. Arts are equally disastrous ex amples of a deterioratd taste in the way of meocre and noverty-stricken de signs, bolstered up by excess .of carv ing, gilding and adornment of every de gree of gatishnesg. It iss very irritat ing to observe this and to contrast it with tli t-xq-timf" rcC.ticiuent and taste wLiclf tb Frei.ch raodellor and art worker be tows on the conception and execution of tire most trifling bitielot a mirror, a washstand, a lady's cltatel- aine, a jen ,tray or a paper " weight Abating the displays of Scvres.Beauvais and the Gobelins, the, carpets, , marble statuary, and Gustavo Dore's vase, there is very little on a ( large scale in the French Department that can be called elegant. The little things are supremely tasteful and beautiful. ', They seem to have cone to work ' more earn estly and more thoughtfully in the il lustration of the products of , Lilliput than in those -ef Brabdingnag; and after all the authWr of tho Tableau de Tar'u may have been hitting the right nail oa the head in saying that Frenchmen are always serious in little things, and al ways frivolous id great otofi&WX-X.f' i The Biblivfchequo tMonumentale is a collection of .translations in all known languages of tho ' Bulla i InfalabUu in which was formulated and ; proclaimed the dogma olJ tho inunaculate- concep tion. It is displayed ; in a case which cxtort8 admiration for the Biimptuous- noss of its materials, ind the murrelotis excellence of tho main tl oeuvre. ' It is altogether an exceptional ' protluction ; and looking at it wo may, for once, put the ennomt of fine teste on tho shelf; tut the examples of exclusively' ecclesi astical decorations which I have seen in tho French saloons of ' tho ' F.xliibltlon are, I think, detestable. There was an ai t critic onco Who skid although ho eorisidi'rod Jlicha-l A"iige!i to le the grtatcst aWist tiiat f'ver' lived, he huteii' his memory ht'eaiise' liis' hxamplo hud Ucn tlio meaiifj of'rnhKMnJ tho detes; table l)riiini. ,,ydf 1, yu iiitlntcii the name of tho art critic was Thiers. IVrt.iuihow.ner had hUadmitors; among them Sir C'hrihtoplicr Wren, who went over to Paris to ooufor with hiui, but complained that thecrafty Italian would not allow him to stinly the drawings that he had made for Vt readies and the liiuvrc. But imagine tho disciplos of tho disciples of Bernini, not as archi tects, hut as sculptors and 'decorators. Imagine ths jtrejioMterotis attitudes, the temjutit tohMl aud tormented diari of H.,.rnini's lignres, initiatod by tenth rate , motlellers, tr) ing to be Ctasaio or Gothicwith the lleiiaixxanoe in their bauds and prtgairl-in in their hearts. ALWAYS rilLISti TO riM IS. She came to the . station a' little lato, and Lad to make a rush for the train. When alio reached her seat her hat foil off. Khe cot it on,' but it toppled over to one side, and,, when she tried to straighten it up, her hair cam tumb ling down. She lost her ticket twice before tho conductor reached her;1 and ould have loss it again if he hadn't taken it away from" her. Sho reached up to put bundle in the rack above her head, and burst her collar button off her duster, and stuck her fingers on four puis in her dress before she could find one that she dared take ont to re pair the damage. Then just as she thought she Lad got comfortably settled her little hand valise, packed to burst ing with enough tilings to load a Sara toga trunk to the mu-ude, exploded, and nhe nearly worked herself into ti agmenta getting it together again. 1 hen by the time she got the valise shut up her bat tumbling oil again, and by the time she cot 'the hat ktraiahtenod back to its I lace, tier hair tumbled down again, . ... and as soon as she got her hair twisted ur, and harpooned it with a couple of hair pins, the valise went oil, aud when she got off at New Prague, she tucked the caspins valise under her ana, and tried to corral her topping nat and wan derinz hair with one hand, and as sht fluttering and straggling into the dejiot one couldn't help thinking that it would be aater ami more convenient to run her in sections and flag her against cveiytJung. 1 have m-n tins woman on several other trains, and she has never been able to kevp herself togeth cr. l litre socm w oe more average humanity about her ntatcr sister. Site isn't so aggravating, but she keeps you in a state of agonUing suRtense, for you never know where she is going to gtve way next jinranyxon iiawxrtjt. Ill KOSl(C or ABlTBBIETir. The most romantic of all numbers is figure nine, because it can't be multi plied away or got rid of anyhow. Whatever you do it is sure to turn up again as was the body of Kugene Aram's victim. One remarkable prop erty of this fijrure (said to have been discovered by W. Green, who died in 1794) is that all through the multjnlt cation table the products of nine come to nine. Multiply by what you like and cive the same result. Begin with twice nine, 18; add the digits together; and 1 and 8 make 9. Three timw 9 are 27; and 2 and 7 makes 9. So it goes on up to eleven times nine, which give 99. Verr rood : add the digits; 9 and 9 are 18, add 1 and 8 are 9. : Going on to any extent, it is impossible to get rid of the fizure 9. J Take a couple ot in stances at random. Three hundred and thirty-nine times nine are 3,051; add up the figures and they give 9. Five thousand and forty-one times nine are 45,369 ; the snm of tho digits is 27; and 2 and 7 are 9. M.- de Marvan found out another queer thing about thi number, namely, that if you take any row of fifi-urea and reversing their or der. make a subtraction sum of it, the total is suro to make nine. For exam pie, take 5,071 Reverse figures 1,703 3,36618, and 1 ud 8 are 9.' A rHOaiRESsIVE RATIOS. Japan is a wonderful country, and she is, at present, ongagod in somo very costlv and important public works. She lias iust completed two railways, one from Yokohama to Tokio, the other from Piogo to Kioto. Telegraphio lines connect Hakodate with Nagasaki. The mineral resources aro being devoloped with better methods than beforo, while never was more attention paid to the soil and husbandry of the country. The coasts are now lighted by thirty-four ligh-houges, three light-ships, sixteen buoys and five ; beacons. , Japanese steamers ply between the seaports of Ja pan, and to China, Corea and-the Bio Kin 1 islands, and even make an occa sional ' trip to England. HeP postal system is alao. a -marvel 'of practical utility, as is shown. by, ilia. Japanese Postmaster General's i eport for last year.' Letters (ordinarily mailed), 22,- 053.430: letters (registered), 00b,304 postal cards, 6,764,272, ''.newspapers, 7, 372,536: books, patterns, etc.. 322,642 free communications. 856,637 : letters dispatched to . foreign countries,' 140, C31. ' y - ?- - ." He that canot bear with other peo le's passions cannot govern his own. ' ' TUB HlltQtlSOr LORXI. ' The appointment of the Marquis of jorni'to sticcood Ixird Dufferin its Gov- mor General of our Canadian nrigh- ors K f ,r several reasons, an iliterest ng event. Hi, high rank, the fact of lis marriage with a daughter of the Queen of England, his youth, i and his tine UK-iils, make his selection for tho high po;it he is about to assume, a pecul iarly brilliant and striking on. Thu Marquis of lorne is the eldest son of!io l)uke of Argyll, one of the fereateitt and most, powerful Scottish nobh's, whoso family has long beenemb nrit In statesmanshipaiid military famol a u u tJHku uiniHOii nas tor many years ield a ewnnpieuous rluc9 in England as a l.ilx rjxl Jrtulor, and has held some of lt LiiihoHt cabinet oflices. s , - Several years airo. the J fun mis of Lorn, then a handsoiuo vuunsman.who had just becomo A ministrsr of tholfotiso of Commons, was attracted by the beau ty anil grace of the Princess louiie, the Queen's fourth daughter. She was, in deed, tho only child of Victorut who showed .marked talent, having in her girlhood become very skillful as a sculp tress atui artist. i The Marquis1 attach uiuut was return- ed by the Princess; but no member of the English royal family for two centu ries had ever narried any one nut of royal blood. Ktill, the Queen at last aisented to the union of Ixmise -with lier lover, and great was Uie wnsatlon among the precedent-loving bnglish when the engagement was nuule pub lic. I Pis marriagri however, while it iave him the wife of his choice, cut off from the young Marquis the prosct of an eminent political career at home. 1 1 would not do for one closely connectnd with the royal family to enter actively into iKiliucal eon tests, ' to become the chief of a partr, or to aspire to a scat ia the cabinet; for the English, people are very jealous of royal interference, and tho Marquis' elevation, no matter how much dweryed, would give rise to suspicions of undue royal influence. down with the fever, and two doctors volunteered to nurscThim. That night the fever developed itself in thirteen of the crew, fur of those shi,jed at iouurville bcinr among the ntanber, and one of the doctors, frightened, left tho the boat. , .i Arrived at Gallipolis, omn distance from Cincinnati, hardly f the crew beside Armstrong was bl to 1 jvb his bunk. Tliere art attempt was mado to ait the boat aslMire but a crowd vt oit ient, armed with shot guns, threatened to shoot any man who tried to leave her, They offered provisions and mod ical supplies, however, and the boat was tied to the shore, guarded nttfht and day by a cituenjpatruL The thirteen who were sick with the fever du-d one by one; the rest of the crew except Armstrong, escaped by swimming how. ever, to the Kentucky store, ana ne was hit absolutely alone in the floating post-house with tho dead around him. Ihe butt victim tho guard would not al low, htm even to bury at the rivers brink, so he weighted the body with iron st.d threw it over the boat side. Then he, too, full in, and the local doctor, who kept watch with the guard, persuaded them to allow the pattont to be brought ft bore. But they would not allow him to bo kept there. So the doc tor put htm in a buggy, drove him ten milos down the river, and there paid a boatman $10 to row him across to the Kentucky shore. Thence, how he hard ly knows, he made his way to Louis ville, and has since been nursed into health strain. Five of the seven who escaped from the P.orUr died of the fever after leav tnc her. The boat was left with no one to tako caro of her until an scent of tho owners camo down from Pitts burg, had her thoroughly disinfected, and will take her up the. river as soon as a crew can bo cot aboard. Her death list from tho time she left New Orleans numbered twenty-threo. ' MAXIMS BTBEMJAmrl!lfcLf1. Many f.ixes grow gray, hut few grow good. Presumption first blinds a man, then sets hurt running. t , , Drink does not drown care, but wa ters it and makes it grow faster. Havinir been iioor ia no shame, but being ashamed of it is. The wiso man draws more advantage from his enemies than a fool from his friends. Keep conscience clear, then never fear. - Strive to be the greatest man in your country, and you may be disappointed strive to be the beat, man and yon may succeed. . Honest Tom 1 You may trust him with a house full of untold millstones. There is no man so bad, but he se cretly respects the good. Courage would fight, but discretion wont let him. We must not be so sensible of the greatest health as of the least sickness, lie that by the plow would' thrive, himself must either hold or drive. He that keeps his shop, his shop will keep him. A cood example ia the best Bermon. A quiet conscience rests in thunder but rest and guilt live far asunder. He that won't he counseled, can't be healed. . , , .,- , ,? Write lniunes in dust, benefits in v marble. . . . , . . What is serving God t Tis doing good to man. ' , , P'raps a wife who can jump out of bed at midnight and run . down stairs and mix a mustard plaster in the dark or knock an old barrel to pieces and cook dinner for fifteen country relations. at twenty minute's notice, hain't of no account in this world, but I've got just an hour and a half to argy that point j with Bomo human hyena. , ' A rtoATiftu' rEsTHoraK, : 1 The tuff-boat,1 JJhn D. ', Porter, left New Orleans some five weeks ago with crew si fiiVen men on board. 1 Yel low fever broke out among them on the way up and before : reaching Louumllo five of, them died : and soveral more went suffering with the disease ' and were taken to the United States Ma rine llost'ital, nse within the limits. Others of (Le crew Lad' deserted: and not enough, were left, to navigate the boat? to Pittsburg, where she is owned; jiuuy . Armstrong, . an , oiu ri ver man item, agreed to ship aboard ol her,. and succeedod in employing eight ' men-"-one lately, released from the peniton-tiay-tossist him. Tiiey started from liouisville,' August 12th; Before "they got to, CincLonatl '.the engineer. ' was In another reiect the M arq uis union ith a princeMi was a disailvantage to tm. By it lie seemod Ijfwd ,' socially. above the noble rank in whidi ho was born, and yet, not being of tho Wood royal, he was not admitted to aAequal itr with his wife's famUy. ' He ittienil ed her 'every where, but in all royal gatherings was obliged to separate from her, and had to take his 4im at table, or on any public occasion,' among per sons of bis own Uegroo, . By but appointment to rule over the province of Canada, the Marquis will escape both these unpleasant results of is marriage. An active and useful po litical career is openod to him, and he will have the chance of bringing h e talents into full play in governing the Canadian subjects of his mother-in law A Governor General, too, he wilt be the chief social personage in the prov ince, and will, for the first time, lie at least the social equal of his wife. , iiotb the Marquis and the Princess are well uttal to adorn the sphere which the Karl of IleaermMiwdd has cho sen them to fill. . He is a young man of refinement, correct habit, culture and taste, and Las shown marked liter ary talent in writing several fmok. among them a vemiiication .f the Fsalms, and a volume of travel called A Trip to the Tropics, and Hume through America,' Now.in his thirty- third year, bo us Lamlsatue and at tractive man, with winning manners and fine social qualities. ' The Canadians will be proud to see a daughter of the Queen presiding over the Governor General s household, and dispensing its hospitalities. 1 . , In making this aprmintment, there fore, the English Prime Minister has made a brilliant stroke of policy. The Canadians are pleased and flattered and are likely to be more loyal than ever to the British crown. The Queen is crat- fiod by her daughter's new position. The Duke of Argyll must be grateful for an event which will give his prom Uiug em soope for his abilities, and frees him from the discomforts he suf fered at home ; while the English people st in the appointment a measure strengthening the bond of union be tween them and their most important American dependency. A KrSSIAS MEKO. Gen.' Abramoff, the Iluislan envoy to Cabul, has already earned a name on more dangerous fields than those of diplomacy. At the groat battle of Irdjar, which ended the Dokharoite "holy war" of 18GG, he and CoL Pes- talkor commanded under Gen. Bo- manovlskl, who, finding hiruelf with but 7,000 men la front of 70,000 Bok haroites, wished to retreat. His two subordinates, having vainly urged the peril of such a course In the face of overwhelming odds, wont out as If to obey mm and at once opened fire. Tha ' enemy, confounded by this audaclty,and by the havoc which the Russian .rocket butteries made among them, gave way on all sides, and the commandor-in-chlei, as has happened ia other countries than Central Asia, gained the chief credit of a victory which was wholly duo to his lieutenants. The black skull eap which surmounts Gen. AbranaofTs frank, manly face, commemorates a yet more daring exploit ia lS70,vla., the heading of the forlorn hope at the Shekhrl-Sebzlan fortress of KItab. By some rn Is take, the supports failed to come up, and the gallant handful were overwhelmed by superior num bers. In the thick of the fight a na tlve marksman discharged his piece close to AbramofTs forehead, the bul let plowing a ghastly furrow right across the scalp from front to back, the scar of which Is still visible. But despite all his terrible experiences, tho governor of bamarcand is still as hearty and eenlal a companion as ever, abounding in jokes ana goou stories, and the very essence of hos pitality to all who visit him. . A BROk.ES HEARTED SI AIDES. : . George Francis Train lectured be. fore a house full of women at the Newark Ooera House. He read a lonor note received from "a broken hearted maiden," asking VLi. Train's advice In her trouble. 'Her accepted lover ws.3 poor in purse and her par ents would not let her marry him. "A broken-hearted maiden!" said Mr. Train. "Tisn't the heart Its the stomach. ' The reason the girls use the term heart Is because it ia owy to get a-rhyme for It and so hard to get one for the stomach Dyspepsia Is called a broken heart. Here's one couple to be married," and Mr. Train personified the priest, saying, Are you willing to take this brown stone- front, this miserable rraua caiiea i man, this' tobacco-flavored, gin-smel Hup carcass for. your beloved hus band?". Then, with a simper, Mr, Train responded ''Yes"" for the bride. Turning to tho supposed bridegroom he said fiercely: "And will you take this bunch of aillenery, these , false teeth, this false hair, this miserable specimen of affection, for your bo- loved wife?" The bridegroom said "Yes" ' through the speaker, 'and then Mr. Train blurted eutt ' What man has put together, let the next best man run away with!" Hyster cal laughter. ; 1,11. RiH-Tir ktr.RS. Woman's writK jiostci ipts, : The man who dins the richest is the one who loaves the least here and tikes tho most with him. fom li'dlingt. , "I don't like that cat! it's got splin w:rs in lis reel, was the excuse of a four-year old for throwing,, the kitten away.' ' "; '' ' ' . ' Somo rocetly discovered fnscriptions on burned bricks bring to light the est- tonishing revelation that King. Ahasti I i i tr i t . cim umi'niiniuiiii on;aitse AOiavcn. ted tho accordooh, and put the price down to one dollar and seventy-five cents, so that every man might have Onet ''' (''i"''"', s,.i.,," The hist inan will have an awfully lonesome timo . of it. : Nolwdy to Jor row. money of; noljody to dun Urn or raise his rent ; no gas meter to make things lively ; no look agents; no life insuranco man, no oldest inhabitant to declare that it's the most remarkable weather we have ever" had. ' i Secretary EvarU has a farm in Ver- j mont. He keeps seven men to work ' it one to blast out the rocks and the other six to haul 'em off on rtnother man's land. ' ' -'" ' Love may be blind, as they say, but we notice that in all the records of the ages, it- has never kissed the girl's mother by mistake when it reached af ter the girl. : A clergyman askd some children "why do we any in the Lord's prayer, 'who art in heaven,' since God is every wherer A little drummer loy an swered, "Because it's headquarters." Squashes are cut gourd this season. ' ; Tho San Francisco C'hromcU calls the mother-in-law "The qnren of ter rors.'' . It was a resident of the rural dis tricts who asked if the vessel had taken cold when he saw a ship's knees. 'Ginger is not conilred a very sleepy coiniKMind, but we have all heard of a gingers nap. Said the young man's ear . to the young man, (quoting Briitns), "Must I give away and room to your rah collarl" Dr. Holmes says that crying widows marry first. There is nothing like wet weather for transplanting. Twenty-seven button kid 'cloves reach clear over the shoulder and but ton down the back. An American traveler in Galway saw a pig in a ricassint's house, and said: " Why do you have a pig in tberer "Sure," said he of Galway, the house has all the convananccs that a rarsona bis pig requires. -i Probability at the last dreadful day, when Uabrud sounds his trump, if he doesn't stop once or twice between the blasts to shout. "General! general! colonel, I sayr not more than two- fifths of the men in American cemo terif will get tip. liurliiujton Jairk eye. . . Edison is experimenting on the waves of light, and hopes very soon to crfect a machine that ill enable you to see a man a hundred miles away. In case the man in question has an account against you this will give you plenty of time to gut under the bed and out of harm's way before he arrives. A Boston young mail married against the wishes of his parents, and in tell ing a friend how to break the news to them, said: ''Tell'them fj't that I am dead, and gently work up to the cli TSS BRAVE SSlTHKKX HOW ARBs. We want our readers to' stop just for one moment and look at this mat ter. - These nurses w ho have gone ont of the pure air of their homes to plaguc-fitricken - towns, to handle and tenderly care for dead and dying men who are utter strangers to them, need a higher courage than any soldier inarch ing into the thick of battle. They sain nothing, neither . pay nor glory. Their victories are not watched by a proud country, for whose honor they gavo their lives. If they dio no weep ing nation will, year by year, hang laurels on their graves. The Howard nurse is only mentioned in tho papers as "one of twenty-five" arriving on such a date, or "one of twenty" who are dead. His name nobody knows. If he falls, bis friends only learn,of it because he fails to return. There is no battle-cry or martial music to cheer his soul in its last struggle with death; in the future there ia to be no roll-call of a victorious army, and with proud an swer to his name, "Died upon the field of honor." He gives his life for some poor plague-stricken wretch, prob ably of less value to the world than himself, in the rioisoned air of a soli tary chamber, where there is none but God to know. ' He is buried hastily in a nameless grave, with shuddering and rear, ana quicaume is uiruwn upon uie J 2-lI! 4.1 It. body. The sacrifice ho makes out of pure love to God and humanity, and this sacrifice is now making, not by ono man, but by every one of the hundreds of nurses sent out by the Howard as sociation. Every one of them carries his life in his hand as he goes X. T. Tribune. RESISTUO TRMPTATIO. ' A colored brother whose eyes were watery and who had evidently been im bibing experience whiskey, was telling his young friend George, that he ought to gine too. Said Qeorge, "I would, but de temptation to do wrong is too strong; for me." "Whar's yer backbone, dal ye can't rose np and stand tempta tion 1 exclaimed brother reter. I was dat way myself once. Right in dia yere town I had a chance to steal a pa'r of boots mighty fine ones, too. No body was dar to see me, and I reached out my hand and de debbil said take 'em. Den a good spirit whispered for me to let dem boots alone." "An' you didn't take "eml" "No, sah not much. I took a pa'r o cheap shoes off de shelf an' left dem hoots alooe." " ROft SfTTO AT MEMPHIS. " lie TrJU tlrsrkrr- Mssa Ahaut Tftrsa (' ! HaenlU." ' ' j ,, ... BV SAM W. SXAM (f'QVO sr.") . . Yes, John, I was down thar at Memph'e n A-wOrkin' around at the loats. A-hcavln' o' otlon with emphsis , An' a-loadln' outer the floats, !" ' ; " I was comln away' from Ole Texas' J ' Whar I went, you know, after the . 1 'Ikut it now I'M make no reUexes, J5ut wait UIM get tor lfing taw t vV'eJT, while I was down thar the fever, . il As yallsr and olsso as aid, -..,; ,:.t; Bruke out; and f youll btileeve her, yVharever she hit she struck in 1 . ; It didn't take long in the baicftln', . ' ItJes'faViybredin tho airs - .t. -.; Till s hoKpiisl carrp wara'l a j-alclim . ; , And we'd plontyfof corpses to spare. ; ; 1 volunteered then with the Howard--'' I thought that my doty was dear U Au' I didn't look back'arda, but fov'ar is, An' went t my work 'ithout faar. One day, howsomever, she got his As quick as tho shot of a Run, ' ' An' they toted m "B toliTTot tho A bunk tin my use race win run. Tho docters and numes tbey wrestled But it didn't do xk any goed.' " 5- An' the drugrger twfpouaded aa pesl'd, - ' But be dida't got np ths right feed.', n "No blankus ner Jco in the city !" . , I heard 'em say that from my bed Some cried: "Oh, Ood! who'll take pity 1 po the dyhi' that soonll be aeadr Next day, however, the doctor ;;;li , f; Com Is with a smile on las brow j ; "Old boy, jest as yit wo a .n't knocked bar," Said he. "but we'll ilofer her nowr ' . ; Far yeraee Jobs tbem folks t the Xor'ward Had heard us afore we called twice,- ,.f An.' they'd sent ns a full cargo forward " ' Well. brHher, I've been mighty solid u Agin Yankees, yer know, sence the wb. An' agin recrmstrucUn' was stolid, ; Kot koerm fer Keagriaw met law I But, John, I got under thatklver," - ' That Ood-bleMsed gift the 1 auks, An it sav'd me frum "fordia' the river, An I'm prsyin' 'em oceans o' than ksw. T tell yer, old boy, thar's a streak In us; Old Rebel an' Yanks that is warm kl It's er brotherly love that'll speak ta u An fetch ns together La storm ' ; ' ; We may ssarl about r'lilfjy va-.iniir cbeese." , " d , , . But whenever thar suflerin afoot The two trees'!! unite In the branches ' The same as they do at the root. . : ti HOWARD, THE rBILAXTOROnsT. The prominence of the Howard- Association of the infected cities his caused many inquiries as to the ori gin or the name, and it U surprising to witness the general public ignor ance in regard to it. John Howard, the phiianllimpu-t, , from whom the association derives its name, was born at Hockney, near London, about 1726. From his father, who had been engaged In trade, he inherited a considerable fortune. In 1786, the year or the great earth quake at Lisbon.urged by motives of benevolence, as well as curiosity, he sot sail for that city. On this voyage his vessel was taken by a French prK vateer, and he was carried into the interior, where he suffered imprison ient for some time. The hardships which he there underwent, combined with tho knowledge of prisons and tho miseries of prison life, which he acquired ns a county sheriff ia 1773 and afterwards, determined him in devotine himself to prison reform. His Hfo thereafter Is but a chronicle oi his journeys throughout the TJaited. Kingdom and the continent.ln which he visited the prisons and Hospitals. His chief work ia "An account of the Lazerettos in Europe, etc., with r marks on the present state of the prisons in Great Britain and Ireland." (1CS9.) He died January 20, 1790, at Kerson, the south of Russia, from having caught the iniection, irom a fevered patient for -whom - he ; had prescribed. . The famo of Howard is peculiar. He is remembered not so much for his talents as for that devotion to his suffering fellow-meriln which h6 ex pended his fortune and bis life. Hence the propriety of naming asso ciations devoted to benevolent assis tance of the siek after him. A'me Orleans Item. iisk nv wiiaiT. Joseph Harris, who has become not ed as the familiar correspondent ' upon farm topics for the .dmmcan Ayricul turist, in his recent book entitled "Talks on Manures," Bays: "Many farmers who use lime for the first time on wheat, aro apt to feel a little discouraged in the spring. I hare frequently seen limed wheat in ' the spring look worse than where no lime i -n a ;x irtAi .1 was useu. xut wait a unw, anu you will see a change for tho better, and nt harvest the lime will generally give a good account of itself. There is or.e thing about lime which, if generally true, is an important matter to our wheat-growers. Lime is believed to hasten the maturity of the crop. It ia true of nerly all our cultivated crom" says the late Trof. Johnson, but especial ly of those of wheat that their full growth is attained more speedily when the land ia limed, and that they are ready for the harvest from ten to iuulwcu utv v 3 curuci. - xuus ia tuu iko even with buckwheat, whieh Itecoiues sooner ripe, though it yields no larger a return when limo is applied to tbe land on which it is grown." ' 1 "In districts where the raidge affects the wheat, it is exceedingly important to get a variety of wheat that riper: s early; and if lime will favor early ma turity without checking the growth, t is of great value. -An Arkansas constable's pistol bin stolen, he advertise ! that, if the tLitf would return it, he "would give hiia tho contents and no questions asked.