STATE RIGHTS DEMOCRAT BVIfjt oraliVFM.'S! ISSUED EVER V FRIDAY ' Bf - 3AitT.'V BBO'WIT lw I 1 i illicit! !lu. Sin. 4 In. H V y. tv,i X Col 1 Col n-t 1 00 2 im s oo 4 00 0 IK) 7 60 10 00 ir, eo .4 l (J I 0 (HI 15 0 1 1H f,'i 82 In tf to 81 O--4S (Hi r,i hi 101) II I 6 0 7 IMi 13 Ml OIKi 7 f.0 IU 1BI it M if, (0 I IS (0 i'i CO 0 IN) mm t-'l MM Is I . ' , J ori'ltii, la '-U.wn rrat-Rull,lna,iP-talr lMr KivailHliila and second ku. VERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: S--al aripy, per emr, at 00 etivi oopjr, ix months. IK Ingle out, tare muutn.. I W iult number t..... 10 PROFESSIONAL CARDS. F M. MILLER, A ' rTOltN F.Y AT LAW, Will practice In nil li owurts of tlie Sttte. I'tompt attention tv.'n to )llectlei. con it ih- and ejamiiintlon of lltles. rrobnta uuiiut'it it speciality. vunSitf. J. A. YANTI9, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW C0K7ALX.IS, OITE30N. o A'tll prneHee In nil the Court of the Stat trum la the Court ilouae "M Tlimatvl. jT. VT. UALDWIIV, ATTORNEY & COUNSELOR AT LAW, 'fi.i irt In all the Ooorta In the W, W nut t! Judicial Districts: In Ilia Supreme Murt ui Oivgon. and In tlia United Btntoa 1H. r,ot mn.l Oliviiit Court. OHI up-atalri In front ..Din In I'arrlsrra brlek block. Kiret 81., Albany, ir.Kon. vHnlOyL N. A. JOHNS, i TTOHNKY AT I j AW, ALBANY, ORKQON. eJ-Otrice In the Court Haul." vn2tf. J. IV. B&IDVR.1. ATTORNEY AT J.AW. CORTA1XIS. OREGON. 0 .pedal attention to collection of acominta, ev'Otttc one door South of riahera Brick. vlonauvl. (HAS. E. WOLVEBTOS, 1TT6SSET 1SD CuCSSILOI iT 11W, ALBANY. OREOO. Office In Fromanl brick, up itaire. D. R. N. BLACKBURN, ITTQRKET II5Q COUNSELOR IT UW BreWBSville, Oreg-en. Collections a specialty. apil. Dr. T. I.. GOLDI2I., OCCULIST AND AURIT SALEM, OREGON DR. GOLDEN Hi3 HAD EXPERIENCE IN treat ng lha rartoul dleensea to wbten the eve and ear ara eubjeet, and feele confident of giving entire sntlaiactlon to those who may place themselves under hta care. noStf. g DR. E. 0. SMITH, gg OFFICE IN FROM AN BUILDING, over lilain's clothing store. Keai denee, south-east corner of Third and Lyon llweta, 13:31 D. J5. Rice, M. D., Physician and Surgeon. OFFICE at Dr Plummer's Drug Store. Residence on the street leading to the pepot, at the crossing; of the Canal. lS;2Wf J. K. WEATHERPORO, 1 W. O. PtrER. Notary Public. WEATKERFORD & PIPER, ATTORNETS -A.T 3L..A.W, Albany, Oregon. T11 preotSes in the different Courts of Hie SUfce. V Speetoi attention (riven to eollecting. Inventl aation of titles. en wancing and all probate muer pnncnially auended to. rrocecdiRrs in bankruptcy aoaducte fyettce In i atory, Brig!T' building. Tl3n3 R.8.STRAHAN. Albany. JOHN BURNETT Corvallia STRAHAN & BURNETT, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Will practice In all the courts in Oregon. vl2n40tf LOUIS A. BASKS, (NOTARY PUBLIC,) ATTORNEY 1KB COMSELORATLAW, CerraUU, Orecen. WTILL PRACTICE IS ALL THE COCRTo OF the Bute. Conveyancing done, eollectiona made, farm, bought and aold, money toajoed, and autea oiMounteo. OtDoe in Court House trp-ataira. 28U D. M. Oonley, ATTORNEY AT LAW. 1U1KT, RCC5. OFFICE, 57 WEST FRONT STREET. Special attention (riven to eoUeotlona. Tuaim Q. H. Davis, M. D., Phytician and jSnrgeon, OrBoe on Commercial SL Pt-st-offiee box, No. a. TlSnl5tf D0CT0S, N. HUN TON, Physician and Surgeon. Having permanently located in the city of Albany, and entered upon the thirty-first year of his practice, respectfully tenders hia professional services to the citizens bf Albany and aurronml.ng conn, try. Office at the City Drug Store. Hesi dence on Firet Street. vl2n40tf H. J. B0TJGHT0N,M.D.. ALBAXT, ... . . . OKECOS. THvrBrr5J? CRaIUATE OF THE CTTI. 1 VERSm Medieal Collese el New York, and is a lata member of BeUevue Hospital Medical College of New York. y Office in Dr. Benton's Drug Store. vlSnTtf R. ARNOLD, M. D., Homeopathic Phjajiciau. AlBAXY, OKECOX. OFFICE HOURS FROM 10 TO 12 AND from 2 to 4, Chonic Diseases and Sur gery a Specialty. niotf. O.W.WTLCQX, Homeopathic Physician, ALBANY, OUEGOX. ff"Office over rweedale's Grocery Store. Tl3n8tf "3 f TTS Easiness Cards, Visit- 1 . 1 1 il f varus, r sai viucr j il II lil kind of Cards, call on U Wyli Mansfield AMonteith lob Printers, AlbanY. flra n37t VOL. XIII. C. COHEN, Dealer In CEfllllAL cinciiAnoiss Pustofflee BuSdlnr, ear., 1st and Broadalbta su., ALBANY, ORECaOX. Will keep constantly on hand a full assortment of Clothing-, Dry Gootli, I'ur nishina; Goods, Hats, Cops, Doots, Shoes, Uroctries, etc, and will Mil the above named oooda CUBA PER than any other house iu the olty. Give him call before purchasing eisewnere. 8 A-JeX. COHEN, AUCTIONEER RROULAR RAJJ5 DAY8: SATURDAYS AND MONDAYS At 10 o'clock A.M. Will also go to any part of the country and hold special sales whan directed. 13u27lf ALBANY GUN STORE! SCOTT 4 M0XTE1TH, PR0FRS. Coateraera east always and at thla plaea a splendid assort tuenl of GUHS. RIFLES m REVOLVERS And Ammuition of All Kinds. ALSO TOBACCO AND CIGARS, WHOLSSALB AND RXTAItV. Baby Carriages, Steamboats, Games Mechanical Tara, fxioraottvea, Dolls, Boys Wagons and Sleighs. In fact nearly every kind of toy a niannraotared. tUIUL DAVID APDRKWB. BOBT MOOALLBr. McCalley & Andrews, Odd Fellow's BnildiBg, I.EB4XOX, OREGON, BBALKK UC Dry Goods, Clothing. Boots and Shoes. Groceries, Crockery Willow Ware, &o. fiT Our stock is new and will be sold cheap. Give ns a call. McC ALLEY A ANDREWS. n36tf. DRUGS AND MEDICINES. JOHN FOSHAY, (Suecesaor to B. F. SeUIemler.) BBALBB IX Drugs, Medicine, Toilet Articles. Paints, Oils, Window Glass, Etc., Etc. Havtas had several year's experience in the drufr buatnesa, ha feels Instilled la aasurlog his customers and proper ears will be need In t be preparaUoa that diapenalug of medlalnea. vlttuttu. The Office of the Corvallis, Lebanon Dallas STAGE LINES. is at the St. Charles Hetel, at Albany, In stead of the American Exchange, aa repre sented by the proprietor t the latter hotel, n52tr THE PARKE RGUH.- JtMO STAM FOR CiaeuLAB PARKER BRO'S ; WEST MERIDEN.CT. JAMES D ANNALS, muss n an aajicracrvua or SOLID WALNUT BEDROOM SETS, Marble and Weed Tea. Parlor Sets and Lounges, Mar ble Top Center-Tables, Spring Beds and Mattresses, WAIXCT, I1PLE 1.1 D Oil BRiCIETS, And all kinds of W hatnots, Chain, Bedsteads, Bxtemetan Ta bles, stands, cm and nutty Moulding, Etc. i mndiiM. in tba fnrniture Una. and will guarantee satisfaction to all who wiu call on me at Miliar s fines. Albany Marble "Works. MORGAN & STA1GER, BROADALBIS STREET, ALBAST. OBECON. DEALER IN - Monuments, Obelisks -AKTX EXECUTED Df ITALIA!! m VERMONT R1ARBLE. 0&DES8 FROM ALL PARTS OF THE STATE aud Washington Tacrltoiy reeeiTed and prompt- .- viaiuyi THE DOUBLE LESSON. "Hare you told me the whole truth, now, Lilian, about the genileman I saw you talking with upon the biiiljrot the whole truth, remember." "Yes, indeed, indeed, Kejjiimld," she exclaimed, looking at him piteauoly, with hor forget-me-not eyes swimming in tears, ami her little childish hands clasped in supplication. "1 wish I could believe you, but I den't!" groaned lteginald Trever, start ing up and beginning to jmce tlie floor, angrily, while his fragile little wife sob bed aloud in her excitement and tenor. "If you did not meet the man by appointment, what made yo pretend to hare a headache to gt?t rid of coming down to tea; and what made you, when we were all seated at table, go stealing out the lck way instead of the front, and -walk straight there and nowhere elset And what made you look so fright ened when you saw mel Tell we that, will youf "I I thought the air would do nie good, and I didn't want to disturb you. Indeed, indeed, it is true, Regie, dear." "And what made your polite acquaint ance turn and go off aa though he had been shot out of a gun the moment he saw me cotuingt No, ne, Lily, it won't do. Your very terror now contradicts your story. Will you tell me the truth, or shall I wring it out of that mant" Lily rose to her feet, trembling, her face waxen white, but strangely calm. "If you will let me, I will go back to mv aunt, Reginald. That is the best place for me now." Reginald Trevor'satern.handsomefuce grew a shade paler, and his hand clench ed and unclenched nervously. If he could only believe her hia little snow drop, that he had sheltered in bis bo som, and whose purity and truth he would hare sworn to. "Will you tell me that man's name, Lily 1" he asked, more angrily. "No, Reginald," was the firm reply. "You have doubted me. I will not put it in your power to question another concerning me." "I will find him, though. I should know his sneaking, handsome face among a thousand," cried Reginald, passionate ly, as Lily, pale, but stately as a little queen, swept past him to the door. She waa back again very shortly, dressed for going out, and looking like a snowy water-lily in soft, white furs, with her dove eyes and colorless face. She paused beside the door. "Have jou any objection to my go ing to my aunt's r she asked. Reginald strode across the room, with his back to the door. lie did not an swer. She crossed the room, and just touched his arm with her gloved hand. "Hare you any objection to my going to my aunt's!" she repeated. "Will you tell me that man's namel" A faint tremor crept areund lily's lips, but she looked him steadily in the face, and answered : "No." "The sooner you go to your aunt's, then, and the longer you stay, the better I shall be pleased, he said, with cold indifference. With a deep, inward Bieh, the wife turned swiftly away, nor paused till she knocked at the door of a handsome res idence a few streets off. A sprightly little lady, whose resem blance to Lily Trevor marked her at once for that aunt who had almost since her babyhood supplied a mother's place to the orphan, rose eagerly from under the glow of the chandelier at sight of her. "Why, Lily !" was her dismayed ejaculation. "Dear auntie, don't question me, pb . I've quarreled with Reginald, that is all," , Lily said, livstericnllv. j "But, Lily " "Aunt Mrya, it can't be hcled now; and I dare say I waa just as much to blame as he was. Let it settle itself, won't youl" Aunt Myra looked as though she doubted the chances of auch an event; but she said no more. She knew some thing of Lily's firmness. The matter, indeed, did not seem in clined to settle itself in a hurry. Lily waited in rain for seme sign from her husband. She sent for her trunk in the course of the next day, and it tamo without a word. A week passed, and though Lily grew paler day by day, and Reginald more desolate, neither gave one sign to the other. As Reginald was returning from his Club one evening, he found himself behind two men, who were talking in low but sufficiently distinct tones. It was some moments before betook enough note of their conversation to discover that they were talking of him. "Disgraceful !" said one. "I should think so; and I havn't a single doubt, myself, that Trevor is the one to blame. He was always a haughty, jealous, ty rannical fellow. Lily Ramsay was al ways a great deal too good for him." "I wouldn't sw.rar l,y the goodness of any foily w that could quarrel this way with a girl like Lily Ramsay within six months after he'd married her. When a man takes a woman to love, cherish and protect, he don't do it to my notion, by making his house so hot that she is very glad to stay out of it," Reginald Trevor quickened his pace, and passed the two gentlemen unrecog nized. He had heard enough to irritate him excessively. There might not be one particle of justification for these men speaking as they did of him; but as be paced angrily homeward, the words kept recurring to him, "haughty, jealous, tyrannical !" Was that Lily's opinion of him. he wondered. He walked around by Mrs. Ramsay's house, keeping on the opposite side of the way, and regarding the mansion stealthily as he passed, though it was too dark for any one to see him. At the cor ner he even hesitated, as a slender shad ow crossed the blind, which might be Lily's. Then murmuring, "No; I teld her the longer she stayed the better I should be pleased, and so I shall, till she comes to her senses," he hurried gloom ily home. But his fate waa net in his own hands. That night his house was entered by bur ALBANY, OREGON, glars; and though he succeeded iu mut ing them, ha was so severely injured by a blow upon the head from some heavy instrument in the hands of one, that for days liis life was considered exceedingly doubtful. . The news came upon Lily without warning. She was bending over some work, but not taking the stitches, for tears. She put down her work almost with a smile. "Auntie," she said, "that means me. God is better to Regie and me than wo deserve. He won't die, trust me for that." lteginald Trevor did not die; and good Dr. Mortimer, who surmised something of the slate of things, told him very plainly that he owed his life to his wife more than to his doctor. "Was I haughty, jealous end tvranni- call" wus Reginald's first question of Lily, as lie feel!y drew her little hand to his lips. Those very words had haunted his delirium. Lily smiled through her tears. "Not more than I was foolish and wil ful," she said, gently. "The man you saw me talking with wag the husband of my sister, who lives in Jersey, as you know. He is a bad fellow, you also know. I spoke to him reluctantly, and I did not want you to meet him. I had no idea of seeing hhn when I went out, and if you had not lost your temper so soon, 1 ahould have told you all there was to tell, though I didn't like to talk about it. Shall we begin again, Regief' "My darling, yes." BT All MBAJS BB A BDITOB. An editor is the happiest being on earth. He has little or nothing to do, and his pay is all that heart could wish. His sanctum, with its Persian rugs and Turkish carpets, its costly rosewood furniture, its magninoent mirrors, its beautiful pictures, its complete library of splendidly bound books, its silver bell to summon an attendant, and, in short, with its everything that human ingenuity ran devise for his comfort, and pleasure, is a perfect little paradise, whore he aits or lounges and reigns a young lord, with tho world of fashion and pleasure at hi feet. And then, anybedy can be an editor no study, no (reparation, no brains, nothing but a iltle money to start with, and once started, the money pours in upon you in a steady stream, and the chief labor of your wife ia to spend it. As for tho labor of editing a newspaper, that is mere moonshine. A mere glance at the columns of a newspaper is enough to convince you that it requires no labor to edit it, and less brains. It is certain ly a glorious life, that of an editor; a life of luxurious ease and of elegant leisure a life filled, like that of the young lover,"in his first dream of re quited love, with flutes rnd rose leaves and moonbeams. That all men are not editors is oue of the strangest things beneath the stars. True, there must be doctors and lawyers and merchants and shoemakers and peanut venders and the like, and nil those callings must be filled by somebody, but there are enough to fill them, and why they don't become editors and lead the life of opulent princes is a thing that staggers us. But, after all, it may be that it is a mere matter of taste. It may bo repugnant to soiiio natures to become editors. The life of ease and clegnnco and luxury, and exemption from all cares and toils and debts, would soon become a bore to him, and be would spend his nights in dreaming of ploughs and pitchforks and reaping machines, and squander his days in devising some plan for swapping plncea with a blacksmith's apprentice, or a htivot-oar driver. Louitvilh Cour-ier-Juunuil. HISTORICAL TBAOITIOW Or TMB lEATH Of TUB AI-esTLK. Mathew is supposed to have sufTerod martyrdom, or was slain with a sword in a city of Ethiopia. Mark was drag ged through the streets of Alexandria. in Egypt,till he expired. Luke was hung on an olive-tree in Greece. John was put into a calndron of boiling; oil and escaped death ; he afterward died a nat ural death at Ephesus. James the Great was beheaded at Jerusalem. James the Less was thrown from tho wing of tne temple, and then beaten to death with a fuller's club. Philip was hung up against a pillar at Hierapolis. Bar tholomew was flayed alive bv the com mand of a barbarous king. Andrew was bound to a cross, whence he preach ed to the people till he expired Thom as was run through the body with a lance at Uoromandcl, in the Last Indies. Jude was shot to death with arrows. Simon Zelotes was crucified in Persia. Matthias was first stoned, and then be headed. Peter, who was crucified, as the lesson suggests, asked that he might be with his head downward. BESriSCT DIK TO WIVES. Do not jest with your wile upon a subtest in which there is dancer of wounding her feelings. Remember that she treasures every word you utter. Do not speak of great virtues in another man's wife to remind your own of a fault. Do not reproach your wife with personal defects, for if she has sensibil ity you inflict a wound difficult to heal. Do not treat your wife with inattention in company ; it touches her pride and she will net respect you more or love you better for it. Do not upbraid your wife in the presence of a third party; the sense of your disregard for her feelings will prevent her acknowledging her fault. Do not entertain your wife by praising the beauty and accomplish ments of other women. If you would have a pleasant home and a cheerful wife, pass your evenings under yeur own roof. Do not be stern and silent in in your own house, and remarkable for sociability elsewhere. "You can't weigh an eel with scales." "Can't 1" said Smithers-, "why not," "'Cause he hasn't got any scales," said Mr. J. of Quincy Market. Fast men, you will find, like fast riv ers, are very apt to be shallow. FRIDAY APRIL 5, (Krom our regular eorrfiapondnuil WASHHUTOJf IrrTTF.B. The tercsl-ne Art ilnllrry -tteeeal Additions-Adnalratlea ef Artists fur the Char lulls Cot-day ef teals Huller- Trngle Land' rapes-What Artists Think af Bleratadt Aa Artist raid , toe te Perpetuate a Contemptible Historical laeldeat, will, a Uarkaryrd Moral. . Washimotow, D. C, lUitor Democrat: Among the many benefices of Mr. Corcoran, the millionaire, there are none that address themselves so directly to the cultured public as the art collection whioh he has established in Washing ton. For three days iu the week, Tues days, Thursdays and Saturdays, the gal lery U ojiea to visitors without charge, and on these days it i a favorite resort for both tho permanent and transient resident at the capital. Here may be seen the connoisseur, who will stand long in critics! inspection of some pic ture which to tho unlearned in art is al together uninteresting ; while the un artistic confine their admiration to those paintings distinguished for breadth, brightness and sonsation. On Mondays, Wednesday ami Fri days an admission of twenty-five cent is charged, and, on these days, tho gal lery is frequented chiefly by artists, twenty or thirty iu number, who are painting copies of the different pictures or making study of the statuary. There is ene picture that seems to be equally attractive to the artists and to the unlearned ; there is alwaya an ad miring group before it ; many copies of it have been attempted, and when I was at the gallery to day two artists were in front of it with their easels, with eop ies in different stages of completion. It is a remarkably expressive and impres sive study of Charlotte Corday at the window of her prison. The gloomy stone casing of the window and the in exorable iron bare are only accessories. The illumination is the pale, determined, sad heroic face of the beautiful assassin. The face may notbe true as a portrait, but its fidelity to received historic ideal is a triumph of art The emotion excited in the beholder ia m ih mtliy of admiration rather than of pity, for there is no weakness of hope, or fitar, or re signation, in the fmw of the woman ; no doubt that her imdiiraiice will not Ihiss victorious as was her daring. Iu close proximity to Charlotte Cor day is a picture which, from its gro tesque mixture of the serious, comic, and tragic, must have been placed there for tho sake of contrast. It ia called "The Edict of William the Testy." The subject ia taken from these words of Irving, in Knickerbocker : "Fiimlly he issued an edict prohibiting the use of tobacco in the New Netherlands. The 1 immediate effect of the ediet was a pop ular commotion. A vast multitude armed with pipes, tobacco boxes, and an immense amount of ammunition, sat themselves down in front of the Gov ernor's house and fell ta smoking with great violence. The testy William is sued forth like a wrathful spider and demanded the reason of this lawless fumigation ; tho stony rioters replied by rolling back in their seats and pufling with redoubled fury. Without tho in teqiretion of the text the picture would be inexplicable. The artist has painted a largo congregation of men with faces of great variety, but in all of which the Teutonicphysiognomy ia pronounced, each with a pipe in his mouth, aad with cheeks puffed in the act of smoking, while the petty governor appears on the portico of his house brandishing his edict and cane in impotent rage. It cannot be denied that the artist has made the most out of; a contemptible subject, bu. when nature and history furnish so many subjects worthier to be perpetuated, it is inconceivable how ge nius can waste itself on anything so trivial and obscure. The artist, Mr. Geo. H. Boughtou, was offered $6,000, with the privilege of selecting his sub ject, for a painting, and this is what he produced. A number of new pictures have been recently added to the gallery, anal the general effect has been improved by re arrangement. An autumnal landscape by J. F. Kensett is a picture of marvel lous scope, detail, and variety. The sunlight, an immense stretch of frost crimsoned forest, while mountains, lake, and islands extend until they are ob scured in the haze of distance. Artists are enthusiastic in their admiration of this picture, and they criticise, wit hout remorse, a painting of more imposing appearance, by Bierstadt. I have ob served that very few artists will allow that Bierstadt has real genius, or any thing beyond sensational reputation. His landscapes are miraculous, almost tragic. It is only necessary for him to paint a prairie against a background of first, and green sky, with a solitary fox worshipping a wild goose in a swamp, in order to produce emotions of ainir& tion in the uncritical. If Bierstadt and Gusts, v Dore should form a partnership, the one to paint impossible landscapes, and the other to fill them with unearth ly figures, the combined effect would be too intolerable for mortal vision- This painting, which the artist, with 1878. an eye to pecuniary effort, Las called Mount Corcoran, is an idealisation of one of the snow-clad peaks of the Sierra Nevada range, at Ike foot of which is s little lake of such translucent clearness that pebbles may be seen in its greatest depths. A grizzly bear strolls in "med' itation fancy free," taking tho place of the conventional solitary horseman, and heightening tho impression of loneli ness. The chromatic and actinic effects are marvelous ; they may bo either su pernal or infernal ; they are certainly not natural. In the way of landscapes there has been a recent valuable addition, "A Torim.lo," by Cole, and, to illustrate bis versatility, this painting has been placed in group with the two beautiful mediae val landscapes by the srmo artit, that have been in the gallery sine its foun dation. Tho dark sky and reeling for est ef the one is iu powerful contrast with tho quiet beauty, richness, and re pose of the other two. The Corcoran Gallery, wijh its valua ble collection of paintings, statuary, casts, bronzes, plate, and enronics, has supplied a want long felt at the capital. Its refining and ennobling influence is appreciated by many who live here, and it is not too much to say that it ia more worthy the attention of the visitor, the houses of Congress perha excepted, than anything else in Washington. C. A. 8. BB BUS) T TBB A CCD. Age, when whitening for the tomb, is a worthy' object of reverence. The passions have ceased hopes of self have ceased. They linger with the young, and pray for tho young and oh, how careful should the young be to reward them with tender affection and with the wannest of lo-e, to di minish the chill of ebbing lifel The Spartans looked on reverential respect for old age aa a beautiful trait of char ter. Bo kind to those who ara in the autumn of life, for you know not what sufferings they have endured, nor how much of it may still bo their portion. Do they seem unreasonably to find fault or murmur? Allow not your anger to kindlo against them; rebuke them not, for doubtless many have been the crosses and trials ef early years, and perha their dispositions', while in the spriug time of life, were less flexible than your own. Do they require aidl Then render it cheerfully. Forget not that the time may come when you may desire the same assistance from others thut you render to them. Do all that is needful for the old, and do it with alacrity, and think not hard if much is required at your hands, lest when ae sets its seal on vour brow, and fills your limbs with trembliug, others may wait unwilling, ami feel relieved when the coffin has covered yo forever. I51TIF.S or BI IE MK. The celebrated Dr. Johnson said "Let no man enter into business while he is ignorant of the manner of regu lating books; never let him imagine that any degree of natural ability will supply the deficiency or preserve the multiplicity of affuira from inextricable confusion. This is sound advice, and should be heeded by all young men con templating a business career. Among houses conducting the more extensive andcomplicatedinperations of commerce, irregularity in the management of their accounta is now becoming a rare occur rence. But this is far from being the case among the middle and smaller class of dealers and mechanics. The frequent failures among them often dis close the mest culpable ignorance and negligence in the management of their accounts, and as the extensive dealers are themselves often the severest suf ferers by these events, they should con sider it their duty to make proper in quiry into the business qualifications of those to whom tliey extend confidence. And they should use their influence to impress it strongly upon the minds of such persons, that the want of that knowledge, which is to be obtained alone from systematic accounts, must always increase the hazard of ultimate failure in buisness, and it is therefore the first and most obvious duty of every dealer and trader small or great, to keep a precise and methodical account of bis transactions. Every young man should remember that his value in the commercial world will depend upon his qualifications as a businss man, and early in life prepare himself by a thorough course of instruction for the duties of the counting-house. Even if he never has occasion to employ his time in keeping books, it is no less im perative, as a thorough-gomg business man, that be should be a competent ac countant. THB GAME OF LIFE. Man's life is a game of cards. First it is f'crib-age." Next he tries to "go it alone at a sort of "cut, shuttle, and deal" pace. Then he "gambles on the green." Then he "raises" the "deuce" when his mother "takes a hand in,"and contrary to Hoyle, "beats the little jok er" with her "five." Then with his "diamond" he "wins" the "queen of hearts." Tired of playing a "lone hand," he expresses a desire to "assist" his fair "partner," "throws out his cards," and the clergyman takes a ten-dollar bill out of him on "a pair." "Orders him up" "to build" the fires. "Like a "knave," he "joins" the "clubs," where he often gets "high" which is "low," too. If he keeps "straight" he is oftentimes "flush." He grows old and "bluff," sees a "deal" of trouble, when at last he "shuffles" off his mortal ceil and "passes in his checks. As ho is "raked in." by a "spade," life's fitful "game" is ended, and he waits the summons of Gabriel's "trump," which shall "order him up." NO. 33. WHAT HE SAW, Editor Democrat : The Greenbackers say " the wonder ful Dr. Kirkpatrick, of Scio, gave the Greenback party a terrible physic, and the only thing lie gut out of it was me." Foor Jonah was out of luck, and to am L As Jonah was in the whale's belly three days lie must have had some idea of the inward works of that wonderful an-fj, tmai. VI course he did net see many very nice things as he went through, but he oould think most offal hard. This is tho way with me as I went through this whale, of a Greenback party, and to keep others from this spu rious party I shall have to explain it from head te tail. When I started in I oould see Pet?r Coojier and Carey, each astraddle of a jaw-bone, and Brick Pomeroy at the roots of iU tongue. Not our Santiam Pomeroy; lie's considerable of a "brick,' too, but he don't kuow anything about this animal. I ine.ni the Greenback Brick. Pretty soon I arrived at the stomach, and there I found J. J. D. and F. M. Legislators, and C. W., Baalam Sheriff. Savs F. M. to C. W.- "I tliinV we are elected now. Brick will run or swallow them ia. and tie VA Labor World will not let them out Now we'll let on as though we don't want office, for that's ibe man people want ; aad if they don't go for us it's all right anyhow, because I'll elect you if you 11 elect me. I die! not think they had any use for me, so I went on oat. The last thing I saw was the Ed. of the Labor WnrLL Dorris and Daniels would have fol lowed, but the Ed. had too tight a grip on them (by hia nonsensical talk, you know). To got into the Knew-nethigg order of Santiam you approach the door and rap, the door-keeper sticks his head out, and you whisper in Lis ear "Balaam's," whereupon Le admits you aad you ap proach the next door, knock, and whis per in the door-keeper's ear the word "Ass." Yon will then be admitted to the circle. 'LB nl- BU SPEAKS ABOCT BILL CHAS- aLKK. Old Si eame in yesterday and said "Ph-e-wr with accent heavy en the "e-w." "What is the matter nowf "Well, I'se had er two days' job dat wus worse dan plowiu' in stumpy Ian' T vr hat was thatr "Well, I'se bin reedin' dat letter dat Mister Bill Chan'ler rit 'bout de presi- denca I mongdae! "What do you think of itt" "Well hit puts me in mind of dem two fellers ax stole de ham least wise, one stole de bam an' gib hit ter de udder!" "Well, what of thatr "Why, de one dat got de bam, be eat bit all up! "What did the other dor "He didn't sit none an he went 'round turnin' State's ebidence on de street corners f "Now, how does that apply hereT " V ell, Mister Chan ler. he went down ter Fluridy an' stole Mister Til din's ham an' gib hit te Mister Hayes." "I ear "An Mister Hayes bo tuck an' went mp in de W bite House an eat up de ham! "And where doe Cbaa'ler come in f "Dat's hit ! He don't come in at all ' Hayes eat de ham, wiped his meuf wid bis cote-sieve an' didn't eben ereeze Mister Cban'ler's mouf wid de meat- skin, an' dat's what he's howlin' 'bout !" tw to err Aienti. Don't stop to tell stories; in business hours. If you have a place of business be found there when wanted. No man can get rich by sitting around stores and saloons. Never fool in business matters. Have order, system, regulation and also promptness. Do not meddle with business yon know nothing of. Do not kick every thing in your path. More miles can be made in one day by going steady than by stopping. Pay as you go. A man ef honor respects his word as he does his bond. Help others when yon can, but never give what you cannot afford because it is fashionable. Learn to say no. No necessity of snapping it out dog-fashion, but say it firmly and respectfully. Use your own brains rather than those of others. Learn to think and act for yourself. Keep ahead rather than behind the times. SYMPATHIZES. What can be more discouraging than the feeling that in our struggles through life, in eur trials and disappointments, there are none to sympathize or care for usl Ne man can go very far with strength, courage and cheer if he goes alone. We are made to be happier and better by each others' notice, apprecia tion, help and praise, and the hearts that are debarred from those influences invariably wither, harden and break. Here and there are found persons who from pride, perverseness, and often sen sitiveness, affect to be altogether inde pendent of the notice or regard of their fellow beings, but is a very safe asser tion to make that never yet was there one human heart that did not at some tender and yearning hour, long for sym pathy of other hearts. And there ia a nobility in this feeling. (HI I 41) li't I" If. j Ml IHI hiwlnese not! In the Jya) f vrfa,,,,, . wm per line. - - For 1i-khI and transient alvOTt!nmeti! l 00 per square, for tiifl limt inaf-nion. am! 60 cents per square for es;lj tilrjuetit id ertloii, . rr. ad rASTB-rer. The I a Grande Gavttt is a womin suffrager. ' There are three families in North, Carolina that poll S5 Democratic- votes eeh. A delinquent sub, crlber r'.tia to r that we shall hear from him "in the iweet by and by." When iu thunder that! A New Orleans iiiinuitfir is worth half a million dollar. ' There are no eamels or needles-eyes in h ia Rermons, rest assured. The Ohio Legislature fired a national salute over the passage of the silver bill and then adjourned out of resjet to Ben Wade. Biznezz. "What number Y' a Nevada dry goods clerk asked, when a girl inquired for stockings. "Do you think I've only got one legl" she retorted. There is one big sore spot un Eng land's body yet, and that is tho lJussan acquisition of Asiatic territory. ...But Johnny Bull has to Ber it. ... The public debt of Ohio, including state, cities, township, etc., 50,039,638, about one third of which i cuvered by the municipal debt of CincinimUi. "If you would succeed in this, life, my son, saw lorn uorwm, "oe soteinn, solemn as an ax. All the monument of this world are built to solemn asses." Chicago Tribune : "When Ebenezr Ward, of Osbkosh, refused to have the ceremony performed, his girl promptly knocked him down in othT words, she razed his Ebenezer." Times are so hard among the grain gamblers of Chicago that they are in venting all sorts of oheap ways to bet on the market a good dal like your old gambler, who defeated at faro takes refuge in chuck-a-luek. Snipkins refused to get bis ' wife a new Lot, and soon after Lis little girl came in and said : "Mama, won't you buy me a inenkey to play with when yon go down town!" "No my darling wait till you are older, and then mar ry one, as I did," replied the grief-stricken wife, her team bursting forth afresh. THE SMB. M(iESU, UTXS. A Washington correspondent of the 1 3th says: Col. Bob Ingersoll still continues to bombard the different Christian churches with his guns so heavily overloaded with ridicule that a Graphic correspondent iutimates that he has made hinr-lf amenable to an old Colonial law still iu force here, although It lifti fallen into dkuetude a eontury ago and it exist ence seems to have been forgotten for several generations until recently. This correspondent says: "Col. Bob lnget soll ia delivering his lectures on relig ious subjects here, and for his informa tion it should be stated that the Attorney-General recently decided that the . old Uolonial law is -smi in lorce in tms district, never having been repealed. The first section of this law provides that, "if any person shall deny our Saviour, Jesus Christ, to lie the Son of God, or shall deny the Holy Trinity, the Father, the Son and Holy Ghoftt, oi the Godheads of any of the three per sons or the unity of the Godhead, or shall utter any profane words concern- . ing the Holy Trinity, or any of the per sons thereof, and shall be thereof -'convicted, he or she shall, for the first of fence, be bored through the tongue, for the second offence shall be stigmatized m burning the forehead with the letter B," and for the third offence shall suf fer death." Judging, however, from the crowds who came out to hear Ingersoll, to laugh at his sallies, and to applaud what would have been reganioi as fclas phemic? only a few short years ago, there is very poor show for him to gain a martyr a crown at tho bands ot a Washington audience. It is said that his hearers include many of the most cultivated minds here, male and female; and what may still appear more anoma lous is the fact that many vf hi most enthusiastic hearers those lotnU-yt iu their approval are members of evan gelical churches, in this city or else where. Hesr.sTr. Faithfulness incl udes hoi.esty. . The young man who loves las duty can never be tempted to wroiu; . anoth er out of a penny. He will ot steal the time which belongs to his employer; and he will net steal his employer's money. . The unfaithful clerk reasons: "I am working for small wages ; the firm are making large profits; a small share belongs to me and I will get it 'if I can. He begins with some little thing; if not money, then any trifle he can lay bis hands on without fear of detection. He tries to reconcile the theft to his conscience if he has a conscience 1 t.m 1 l, i.vr. - uu uiua uiascs jtugvr tiieii3 easier III the future. If he is an ingenious fellow he piob- ably, before long, devises some regular . i , .... system or. irauo, oy wiucn a little stream of the great current- of capital can be diverted into his own private channels. Ho takes every precaution against exposure; he grows bold, from experience ;- but in the end, as sure as there is a God above us, and . divine laws that enclose as like the sky, in the end it ia ruin nutwAnl rnin nrl .1 grace, in the majority of cases, and inward, secret ruin in all. - Aba. Smith tf T. ,1 T, -i . K.. K .1, 1 , v uuuuw.u.ia, UjUlCU his pipe too near a powder-flask. The consequence was . WJiy will the Smiths do thusly t Is a crazy tenement a mad-houe I